Random Arma Bullshittery (part 8)

Various stream highlights during some Arma 3 games with the FK clan.
FK Clan forum for those who want to play - www.fuckknows.eu/
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble
Patreon - / sovietwomble
Sources:
3:27 - George Michael - Careless Whispers
4:30 - Team Fortress 2 - Heavy audio
6:31 - The It Crowd - Season 2 - The Golden Child
9:01 - El Pezcisterneador.

[@psych0tix421]

"I now pronnounce you legally Dead."
"Can I get a second oppinion?"
That shit had me in stiches

[@Fury614]

Was it Soviet who applied them?

[@banjaxedw.7880]

Psych0tix it's AIDS.

[@mikemeester1897]

It's a gunshot wound, really?
No, it's aids xD

[@PChamileon97]

Psych0tix i expected it to be like this
"I now pronounce you Legally Dead"
"Can I get a second opinion?"
"No" *PEW*

[@railbaron1]

TF2 Medic: *YOU ARE ALSO UGLY!*

[@chrisz.5869]

*OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR HAS UPLOADED!* _What sort of loopy-land have I entered?_

[@theanchorshat585]

It's Russia dude.

[@JohnCena-qe1rz]

Welcome to Graybeard's server

[@andrewmorrison6043]

Krayss A very real helicopter

[@epispastic3698]

that just crashed into the building ?

[@servanious7796]

Chris Zhang It's purgatory, pal.

[@alansmithee419]

"I now pronounce you legally dead!"
"Could I get a second opinion?"
I'm legally dead...

[@amirhaziq7247]

Do you want a second opinion?

[@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792]

Amir Haziq YOU ARE ALSO UGLY!

[@shinra6856]

it's probably just aids

[@thunderbitez5063]

“Shit I’ve given one of you lsd”

[@Johndoe-jd]

Don’t mix prescription medications unless you’re Heath Ledger

[@mr.bombastic413]

Ragnar: “I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

I was about to say the same thing XD

[@ritual1174]

he played them both

[@imangry1]

Ragnar was the real winner

[@george36615984]

You misspelled "paying" lol

[@mr.bombastic413]

@@george36615984 I appreciate the pun 😂

[@serisdovakhin]

"I now pronounce you legally dead!"
"...Could I get a second opinion?"
Fucking brilliant.

[@xccelizer4408]

ExaltedDawn agree

[@MsDeadman1998]

How come I don't understand :( mind to explainn?

[@cassarreno3622]

am i the only one that thinks he took can i get a second opinion from medic in tf2

[@MsDeadman1998]

DzLrsy oh lmao I understand now, thanks 😂

[@theloyalwraiths8827]

DzLrsy Somehow this is even more funny when you are reading the explanation.

[@BlastBadger]

When Womble told that guy “It’s a gunshot wound” he looked up at him so hopeful

[@dekantrubility2748]

That was epic

[@majattack6087]

Nah it’s aids

[@user-jk2xm2zy3g]

More like really surprised:)

[@StaticTeeth]

With a look of hope in his eyes his dreams were shattered

[@dr.bright6272]

The bullet was laced with aids *and tiny bees, but we don't talk about those

[@crazyroundman7049]

"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of people giving me money."
You have a new sub.

[@mcfixer9503]

what was that, i couldn't hear you over the sound of you subscribing

[@silentcalibre1085]

@@mcfixer9503 damn bro how loud was it

[@wdjh3434]

@@silentcalibre1085 nuclear detonation in order to not miss the subscribe button loud

[@OneRichMofo]

@@wdjh3434 dude, what did you just say? I had a stroke reading it.

[@wdjh3434]

@@OneRichMofo I might've had a stroke when writing that, I think I should delete it

[@Slenderbanana880]

I love how Cyanide just rolls with being possessed at 5:36 and just makes up bullshit on the spot even though he has no idea whats happening. Lmao this is one of my favorite bullshittery scenes.

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

That's just how he is

[@medical-cyanide1526]

That’s mostly what cyanide does, he makes up shit on the spot, insert something about how acting confident can portray that you know what your doing

[@native1378]

The medic part = best part

[@TheGamerChris]

That part has AIDS in it

[@alfariziislam3796]

Its a gun shoot wound

[@ZenGnomeMovies]

No it's AIDs.

[@21jd_]

Native, yeah that bit proved it's not just Cyanide who makes people stay :^)

[@uc3113]

You have AIDS.

[@ihndcihbdehxubdeihcbdeih9836]

You Spec Ops the Line'd the shit out of those civvies

[@Verm0uth07]

Ihndcihbde hxubdeihcbdeih YOU TURNED US INTO FUCKING KILLERS WALKER!!

[@CarlJ.Hornster]

"Where's all the violence coming from? Is it the videogames? I bet it's the videogames."

[@binglee8000]

same here

[@BlackEaglSquad]

Ihndcihbde hxubdeihcbdeih White phosphorus

[@GweAnakJakarta]

+Heaven's Guardian *Womble

[@jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917]

3:12 that person who said "Get the doomsday rounds" made my freakin day

[@Totalynotaweeb]

I NEVER NOTICED THAT HOLY SHIT XD

[@monkeydoespride]

I didn't notice that, thanks for pointing that out

[@fandomwriter8789]

“I now pronounce you legally dead.”
“Could I get a second opinion?”
“It’s aids.”

[@DakotaofRaptors]

You new here?

[@MorgaMuffin]

They're definitely new.

[@ViKazuma]

If people would follow his streaming on Twitch then they'd get constant updates about the state of new videos being released. This one took a while because Arma's frame rate is shit so it was harder for him to edit it properly. He could've released it a week earlier technically but he wanted to polish it up to make it look better for everyone. Just be glad he puts serious effort into his videos

[@SmokingGNU]

arnt some of theses clips over 10 months old though lol, CaptainPol uploaded the vape nation clip from his own footage that long ago

[@ViKazuma]

Yes but he's been doing two projects, the bullshittery and a new video essay he's been working on over DayZ. So as you could imagine his editing was hindered for the bullshittery since he put so much effort into the essay. But he's also just announced on twitch today that he's started the next bullshittery episode already.

[@SmokingGNU]

Braden Stickley not saying the efforts not worth it, just surprised when I realised the time between clips also didnt know much about the essay thing I might look into it

[@ViKazuma]

Yeah, I get you dude. It's just some people don't realize how hard he works sometimes. I agree, he could've started to work on it earlier, but I don't know his exact schedule for when he does projects. Also yeah, the essay is pretty interesting, I got a sneak peak into some parts early and he breaks down what he thinks about DayZ, I think people will like it.

[@johnaltstatt2196]

2 weeks i stalked him on twich.... He coulnt stream!

[@parkourchris3958]

"It's a gun shot wound."
"Really...?"
"Ha, no it's AIDS."

[@user-cq1xx1py8e]

Christian Edwards We all have seen the Video

[@tsukitohateru]

Can I get a second opinion? XD

[@TheBanatter]

chickenboy And I'm sure some people enjoy commenting their favorite quotes from said video.

[@hurfdurfy8167]

NO, THAT'S NOT ALLOWED. YOU MAY NOT HAVE FUN. *Nazi salute*
-chickenboy

[@parkourchris3958]

Here comes Sherlock.

[@thefowles1]

that gentle "you killed him!" at 7:47 made me LOSE my shit omg

[@xicarmine2701]

"are you being carried?"
"yeah for once I'm being carried Soviet"
I lost it there😂😂
@4:05

[@theboos5852]

Okay, Anthony

[@xicarmine2701]

@@theboos5852 It's Clayton mate

[@jamesalbertrabor2035]

​@@xicarmine2701 yes, the only surviving Carmine
And I'm aware I'm 4 years late yes

[@xicarmine2701]

@@jamesalbertrabor2035 jeez, 4 years already. Time flies, mate

[@krunt9013]

Quality over Quantity

[@baxxtab2429]

Stephen Josh Romance idk, I'd take a quarter of the editing for 2 videos a month

[@kingjvlogs619]

Stephen Josh Romance yea

[@jamesjameson3771]

found the chimera fan

[@unnamedfellow5044]

Stephen Josh Romance if you took a full clip of their shenanigans it would probably be funny anyway, the bullshittery episodes are just better refined bullshit.

[@abelcheng2073]

Quality costs, if you like them moving.

[@dannyneelen2505]

the ladder guy is just ascending to a higher level of combat

[@jedpeg_6412]

He has really stepped up his game.

[@stanford6397]

He will definitely rise above the challenge

[@UnitAlir]

He has the high ground

[@geofftitchener98]

Alir Alir I was about to say that.

[@doctorwhyprime3071]

I think he's at peak performance.

[@wimbo_sailor1505]

Me: *sees the video back up after being copyrighted*
Also me: *”You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.”*

[@justinblin]

What did it get copyrighted for?

[@wimbo_sailor1505]

@@justinblin The song, “Careless Whisper,” at 3:28

[@wisconsinkraut3445]

It's great to not have to deal with giant Korean subtitles on the video.

[@cupofmaddyVODS]

8:46 - 9:37
Best part 😂😂
"Its a gunshot wound"
"Really?"
"Haha no its AIDS"

[@rosestrohm7986]

"Im pretty good as a medic I think"
One of the soldiers quietly: I cant feel my legs

[@feelx92ger]

Step 1: Inject Estrogen
Step 2: Squad now has boobs
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit and fame and boobs

[@shadinz]

You might not read all the comments... But if you happen to read this... I swear Womble, even if you're not uploading as much as everybody would love to, the quality and the hilarity of the videos make them worth all the wait.
And this video couldn't have been uploaded at a better time. You bring light in some of us, when our life gets darker.
Thank you Womble.

[@user-yf6fl]

Xenshi Burn I mean he streams nearly daily on twitch

[@SovietWomble]

Many thanks. Glad you approve!

[@shahanfaruk2899]

SovietWomble im gay

[@happydeer3678]

Xenshi Burn just watched Life is Strange and i feel real emo, but then womble upload! Now i can sleep well.

[@happydeer3678]

Professor Anticlimactic i am realy sorry for you man

[@TheXrouge]

I love how the text goes behind the tree at 6:38
Nice detail there.

[@setesh1294]

That's the magic of SovietWomble's work.

[@adalet127]

Do you know what a TH-camr and an artist have in common? "Details"

[@KrijoStalka19]

yeah! i see much of these Details in this Videos and love too.

[@VoidSixx]

@@adalet127 Like when a touch of colour is out of place

[@averyuncreativeperson1573]

Womble is an edit god

[@jackwolfe8206]

7:48 You can hear some guy in the background say, "you killed him!" in a dejected sort of tone - I died laughing.

[@cassix2583]

"Yo my name is ace,
I've gotta face,
Now check out the bass.
Boom..." 😂

[@jacknevilson7690]

What seconds is that? XD

[@Joe-ez8jd]

@@jacknevilson7690 3:57

[@srizaghosh4474]

Was that Quebec?

[@GorillaZillas]

Deploy the Tactical Ladder!!! Wins massively....

[@chaosmiles07]

GorillaZillas He climbed his way to victory

[@GorillaZillas]

Huha!

[@ashworth614]

I watched the stream and it was actually an empty room :(.

[@ohman1990ful]

@tok716 NO! YOUR RUINING IT!

[@Silberklaue]

That ladder was the best thing ever

[@desk1211]

Ragnar112 what a guy

[@jezusmylord]

A rich one.

[@nikhilnc5377]

Ikr

[@chrisca]

On par with TheLegend27

[@Troggie42]

$10 to make the best joke

[@darrelarno9151]

I'm the 1K like

[@ParadoxEngineer]

I love that one guy upon seeing the whole vape nation thing quietly says "get the doomsday rounds"

[@Vadigor]

03:12 Damn, never heard that, good catch!

[@DannyGrubbs]

I love that, “Get the Doomsday Rounds.” During the vape thing XD

[@petertran4016]

I laughed so hard at the medic part

[@agentxx3022]

It's AIDS

[@jacka__ajack3558]

Peter Tran it's a gunshot wound
No, it's AIDS

[@Skd5050]

Could I get a second opinion?

[@jazzlayla2795]

Peter Tran Shit! I've accidentally given one of you LSD

[@washingmachine969]

"I'm injecting 55cc's of estrogen."

[@matthewz8777]

I see a civillian
I dont see a civillian anymore

[@parix351]

I see a dead body

[@p_eabean]

“Ooooh...”

[@StkyDkNMeBlz]

Not civilians, one of them had a gun

[@Ethan-mp7wr]

UniqueNhame
I also saw the civilian with the expensive military grade LMG that somehow rolled near his head. Yes.
This means that man must’ve been a guerilla fighter. Yes

[@martimnunesmartinho6788]

Civilians are just unarmed militias

[@mikistenbeck6517]

"i now pronounce you legally dead,"
"could i got a second opinion?"
*_NO!_* xD

[@beegman3660]

You can see Womble's deteriorating relationship with Cyanide throughout this series. A beautiful process truly.

[@Magicoffee]

"It's aids"
-SovietWomble 2017

[@Ch4pp13]

your medical analisys has been brought to you by WebMD.

[@peach8438]

69 likes

[@WigersGames]

Because it's never lupus.

[@user-mz6td4yv1q]

"I can't feel my leg!"

[@Magicoffee]

NIELS MICHIELS #Masterpieces2017

[@FoxyGamerS2]

Came For Womble
Stayed For Soviet

[@peng4638]

Lol when you try to become "TH-cam Comments Famous" and try leaching off the first guy who said it because he's at the top of the comments.

[@sirpngwnz111]

Shado White came for womble. And then i watched *dies*

[@bigwilly8258]

Stayed for soviet?
Да товариш.
Да.

[@elitecommando1234]

Shado White
Came for fwaggot
Stayed for fwaggot

[@buggyjim3832]

Shado White в , что у нас с доставкой , сравните , но и на этом году в городе Москве и России и подземное , но и на

[@coconutea_]

Three years later these are still so fucking funny.

[@ginger_nosoul]

Same, im pissing myself 🤣🤣

[@Shikaschima]

Soviet: "You screwed with the chain of command, you got bit!"
Person, silent, without subtitles: "You killed him!"

[@a1dnk819]

Everytime I watch this, I cant get over the fact that at 1:52, when the "planted evidence" that is dropped is a highly specialised, highly modded, smg, planted next to a civilian wearing a blue collar shirt 😂

[@DwayneTheGlockJohnson]

I'm sorry I have to: it's an LMG.

[@deimos2278]

The “Enemy” was a former spec ops marine

[@themadlad8483]

Its actually just an ak with a b mag and bipod not an smg or lmg

[@Doddseyy]

It's a SPAR16S which is a hybrid Lmg/Ar. so Yeh.

[@matricxs3271]

So? The dude threw all his money out just to get that gun. Can relate, with being broke i mean. XD

[@GiveMeGhosts]

I like having Cy in Womble's videos,
But I would never watch a video without Womble.

[@Creed034]

Have you watched bamboonium???

[@gabrielmilton2683]

Same

[@zamrabbit]

They're a comic duo, so much funnier together. But if I were to watch just one of them it would be Soviet.

[@danteparisot2841]

Cy is basically Jeff Goldblum. Was he the best part about Jurassic Park? Yes. But in his own sequel, he fell flat.

[@simonfrederiksen104]

@@danteparisot2841 Ever seen The Tall Guy (1989) ?

[@__pizzaWT]

5:00 to be honest, he has amazing form

[@CheeseYourself]

I think it's cute how Nevil calls Womble "Sovie"

[@OsamaBinChillin]

I've never played Arma but your Arma Bullshittery videos are honestly 11/10 man, hilarious content!

[@rts7322]

*9/11 brah

[@unnamedfellow5044]

Anonymous That is a rather low rating don't you think?

[@AveryJS3]

Anonymous you need to play with a group of friends to make it pretty enjoyable. Playing with randoms is okay but there's always the dude that thinks it's real life.

[@momodu451]

Bernie Wan Kenobi because it's a legit military simulator ! So no you CANT ENJOY YOURSELF

[@echoraze2849]

me neither and I LOVE WOMBLEs way of Subbing this!

[@xKazo_]

Now we wait for another 2 months

[@thegalaxy2262]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@mikkel3339]

_Climate_ sad but true

[@silverblackcat1910]

Or a year

[@DD-ik5uu]

_Climate_ that's why his videos are always high quality

[@Acep4ce]

_Climate_ yea

[@anno285]

Ragnar112 will forever be a legend for subscribing to both at the same time like that

[@MagiconIce]

"I can't hear you about the sound of people subscribing" xD

[@insertnamehere3422]

"Sovies a fwaggot"
Wise words, nevil. Wise words.

[@captprice1b-06]

Bill Cipher it's not nevil it's n'evil

[@connievankley8002]

No. It's HolyN'evil

[@TheMoonslasher]

Nope it’s holy n evil, he actually corrects him as well.

[@davecrupel2817]

@@connievankley8002 fuck you. He's Nevil. :3

[@treezen522]

@@davecrupel2817 no no no, Nevil's right name is Holy N'Evil

[@connor4317]

"Could i get a second opinion"

[@silverace4741]

Horizon no
Bang

[@Mrkabrat]

"Certanly. You are also lazy"

[@DutchGingy]

“Aids.”

[@darth666lord9]

It’s aids

[@nonname1239]

and you're also ugly!

[@StellarSci]

Love that this got copyright banned in the US because of the 3 seconds of Careless Whisper during the Vape Grenade scene. Love having to use a VPN to watch this.

[@serenashinon1264]

8:45 was the best part in this entire episode

[@Pamissssss]

Came for Womble.
Stayed for Womble.

[@slenderpaul]

Came from Womble.

[@erichuang746]

came on womble?

[@nohaxmeh576]

Came for Womble
Then **came for** Womble
( ͡⌐■ ͜ʖ ͡-■)

[@Luca-jy8ne]

Came in Womble.

[@Archangelm127]

Womble is love. Womble is life.

[@eltacobiscuit2419]

"Sovie's A Fwaggot" - HolyN'Evil August 2017

[@alexanderdiaz4507]

TacoBiscuit *HolyNEvil

[@scrubu6991]

Nah HolyNevil sounds better

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

TacoBiscuit HolyN'Evil

[@impatientjer1597]

TacoBiscuit make that 171 likes

[@zaelheimricht4978]

3:12 *"get the doomsday rounds''*
Even after watching it 20 something times i still manage to find jokes i missed.

[@itspice8737]

The tactical combat ladder is the most powerful weapon in arma

[@coppertiara9378]

"Its a gunshot wound."
"Really?"
"No, its AIDS."
XD
Soviet=Best Sarcastic Medic

[@atabaysal3287]

Copper Tiara it’s always aids

[@simonflores9972]

Copper Tiara. Sh!t, I think I gave one of you LSD. Its funny

[@simonflores9972]

Not the message

[@chaos8910]

Im in tears😂

[@metal666silviu]

Can I get a second opinion?

[@iramorsnox6583]

I fucking love that a whole crowd of people went "oh no" simultaneously at the sight of Cyanide being their pilot. Fucking gold.
Also, the moment they said "Ragnar112" at the same time and realized. Fucking golden mint chocolate chip ice cream.

[@juanmanuelbonzano]

"Don't mix prescripction medicine, unless you're Heath Legder.
NO, WAIT! ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE HEATH LEDGER!"
I fucking lost it there😂😂

[@RecordsoftheDeepFolk]

"I will be your securer today"
*Bang x a lot in other room*
Ah yes. The American way of being secure.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Ragnar112... the ultimate betrayal

[@Gylphie]

Someone You Don't Know Top 10 Anime Betrayal for sure

[@janbruggemann5636]

It's some sort of sick pun because in ancient Scandinavia Ragnarok was the end of the world and since Ragna ended their fight I'm....okay ima shut up right now

[@llllllllllama]

loving the like ratio :D
edit: (was 112) but you screwed it up guys!

[@IsThisRain]

Yeah, Ragnar in Vikings was pretty fucking badass. I'd smash Lagertha tho.

[@macroshaft5517]

Oh, we all know the story of Ragnar the Red, who came riding towards Whiterun from ol' Rorikstead...

[@tonyabbott7167]

"Err I see civilians"
"well they are dead now"

[@ImSwishin]

Mayhem Rarity "I see dead People..."

[@mr.laidback1798]

Civilians...you mean ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES.

[@weiner4053]

Mayhem Rarity *planted evidence* they are considered hostile😂😂😂

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Funny thing is, even if they _do_ have guns, it's still a war crime. Armed civilians have to engage you for it to become acceptable to shoot them. It seems silly on paper, but I guess it kinda makes sense (especially in countries with lax gun laws). Being armed doesn't necessarily make you an active hostile combatant.

[@dylanhaugen3739]

Daniel if that wasn't the case than a big chunk of Texas would be blown up immediately if a war every happened there. Since I've seen them carrying 50 cal rifles and AK47s into a 711 before.

[@calanon534]

Truthfully, guys, Womble and Cyanide are a tag-team duo of comedy. I love watching them together. One is not complete without the other...
*...now, keeeessss!*

[@ACCB710]

nevil is literally caboose

[@athyd6828]

oh god this is sooo true, womble is church and grif is cyanide

[@slavknight5925]

@@athyd6828 feel like edberg fits church more

[@poseydillock]

Red Vs Blue (Abridged)

[@aesnebula4203]

Come for Womble, stay to see Cyanide get insulted.

[@jorisramanauskas780]

That is hilarious :D

[@donk6790]

Come for Cyanide, stay for Womble.

[@needless2048]

Come for Womble, stay for Womble.

[@navenbox]

came* you fucking morons, stop trying to be funny without knowing how to fucking write correctly

[@navenbox]

First off this isint an english class now is it? but if your going to make a joke atleast do it right
Secondly he was referring to come for womble as if he came to watch one of his videos and the joke ends with being a dick stayed to see *someone else*. point is he came for Womble but in the present he stayed for Cyanide

[@SovietWomble]

Sorry about the apparent 2 month absence. I've made a couple of other videos that aren't quite ready for public release yet. But they will be eventually, I promise. Unless I have some sort of heart attack or someth...HNNNNNNG!!!

[@wckedkira]

SovietWomble can you upload next month?

[@AlexHernandez-lq7nv]

SovietWomble you are amazing so we will wait!!!!! Haha

[@shivang_upadhyay]

SovietWomble wew

[@yousofhariri]

we missed you mate

[@DanAbraham97]

SovietWomble its ok womble, we still love you. Maybe not as much :p

[@ashes4941]

*soviet* : I now pronounce you legally dead.
*Edburg* : can I get a second opinion?

[@MFKR696]

"I think I've called in an air-strike on a Civilian village"
Look at the bright side.... At least you didn't call it in on *yourself* . This is always a good thing lol.

[@chrisbui9488]

I'm dying from laughing
Oh wait it's aids

[@damimz7026]

Chris Bui to the top of the comment section you go

[@DonkeyDongs]

+

[@blueisbetter100]

had to scroll to far for this, up you go!

[@BlackHeartDruid]

blueisbetter100 the more we comment the higher he goes weeeeeeeeeeee

[@mattheussmm]

Sir I think you are actually dying from ..... AIDS

[@johnoaker1232]

Womble: I think I'm pretty good as a medic I think...
Soldier #1: I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!
Womble: Yea, I think I've found my calling
Soldier #2: *pained moan*

[@matthewmac5787]

considering his lsd mixup i believe over half of them are ether high or have over dosed

[@yaboisaylor]

6:31 Gotta love those IT Crowd memes

[@bobmcbobbob1815]

4:45 "nonono, Im not sorry"

[@teh8590]

"To the right of the boat you'll see a shoal of marines in their natural environment"

[@lucaswallace7476]

Can i do the same joke w/ the SEAL's?

[@21specter]

Lucas Wallace would SEALs more be a school? Instead of a shoal?

[@AndrewPalafox1]

Haziq756 OH FUCK. THAT PART JUST CAME OUT THE SECOND I READ THIS.

[@davecrupel2817]

Lmfao

[@joegt123]

I just noticed...
3:10 "Get the doomsday rounds"
Fuckin lol.

[@peterhowe547]

joegt123 sorry, where?

[@peterhowe547]

joegt123 nevermind

[@scoldingtitan3651]

It's at 3:13 in the background chatter

[@hyperult3810]

We all remember the doomsday rounds
*Shudder*
*Doomsday spree flashbacks*

[@brandoncoleman7649]

Cyanide: "Only a short time until I beat Womble now, he's trying to be me"
Womble: *sitting comfy at 30x his sub count*

[@Ketler47]

The medic part is just legendary. Never gonna be able to forget it.

[@aproudeuropean1578]

YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY COMPROMISED MY ABILITY TO COMMAND THIS UNIT

[@errty1124]

A Proud European i

[@davecrupel2817]

What ability?

[@srennelamirez643]

Daniel Cannata to fuck dudes

[@psychoticsy6350]

Pew

[@needless2048]

"Only fools don't wrap their tools."

[@VantasticJackson]

Ladder op
Abilities: carries user to the top

[@geofftitchener98]

Card type: ladder
Rank: legendary
Attack: 9000000000
Defense: 9000000000
Abilities: carries user to the high ground, granting them instant victory against any opponent.

[@Redlinkz1235]

ITS OVER ANIKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

[@rebeccahallett6442]

3:57 honestly, that few second rap was better than most these days

[@s0cliche87]

Who rapped

[@s0cliche87]

What's the guys name

[@rixxsKaos]

"It´s a command mobility vehicle, okay?"
"What?"
I´m dying everytime I hear that: WHAAAT
And then it just get´s better as Soviet keeps driving that damn thing around xD!
Love it too much

[@ElongatedStick]

Soviet is probably the only person i instantly go to watch a video after they just post it

[@munic14]

Texas_GI_44 same

[@greeneyedbeast4016]

Yup.

[@dalo6081]

You might enjoy his streams.
He streams pretty often and you can see the videos months before they are even edited or published.

[@angryduck1295]

me to

[@deathbyprocrastination9515]

Soviet is probably the only Combat Medic who has ever transgendered someone on the field 9:05.

[@petergarrett5367]

You know the drill
A drill is a tool fitted with a cutting tool attachment or driving tool attachment, usually a drill bit or driver bit, used for boring holes in various materials or fastening various materials together. The attachment is gripped by a chuck at one end of the drill and rotated while pressed against the target material. The tip, and sometimes edges, of the cutting tool does the work of cutting into the target material. This may be slicing off thin shavings (twist drills or auger bits), grinding off small particles (oil drilling), crushing and removing pieces of the workpiece (SDS masonry drill), countersinking, counterboring, or other operations.

[@aegiseurobeat4559]

4:05 "I need some ligaments!"

[@Redbirds-jq3gs]

#1:58
When ever you do something amazing its "oh look at me"
When ever you fuck up its "oh we're a team"

[@charielity6071]

His medic lines can be really good quotes tho.

[@bagusariiq]

"Its aids"

[@pendingauthor2536]

“It’s a gunshot wound.”
“Really?”
“No it’s aids”

[@Swagmaster65]

Like the Medic from TF2

[@apyr1439]

@@Swagmaster65 we need a tf2 mod to add that lines

[@pennies15]

Cyanide's basically a toddler but as an adult

[@roskoer5218]

Aaron Mallett manchild?

[@TheAsylumCat]

Rosko whats the woman equivalent?

[@moonwolf8470]

I got my twin

[@pennies15]

Moon Wolf lolz XD

[@davidstrunz1563]

Aaron Mallett I

[@miraculouslb_fan8468]

It’s more like “come for womble stay for ZF”

[@loaafe]

“i thought the hippocratic oath was a hip hop band” where do you come up with such brilliance

[@thawtfisreel2304]

1:25 you just Spec Ops The Line'd them XD

[@captainmartinwalker2848]

THAWTF is reel oh shiiiiiiit haha too true. "Do you feel like a hero yet?"

[@yodasgirl4280]

THAWTF is reel in wombles defence someone else called contact

[@PhoenixD]

Only few people will understand :)

[@yodasgirl4280]

Phoenix but in spec ops the line you just fucking white phosphorused those civilians

[@agentxx3022]

Ahh.... god dammit.
Thx for triggering my PTSD.

[@Dexter26958]

"Ragnar112...""Ragnar112..WAIT WHAT?" xD

[@needless2048]

I died

[@openthinker6562]

Slap fight commences

[@iremember6468]

DexterLoL

[@aaronlundqvist7130]

900th like! No one cares...

[@Nanolis]

Always being prepared for whatever the enemy throws at you, means carrying the high ground on your back.

[@UntoDawn76]

This vid finally has the views it deserves. Been watching your channel since before 100k and holy moly it grew

[@buggsi13]

not all heroes wear capes 10:13

[@HiyaItsHailey]

They carry ladders instead

[@goatsandbullets]

Some carry ladders.

[@babushka485]

Majster But most eat crapes

[@nomu6978]

Majster some wear retractable ladders

[@volatileau]

"I'll be your securer for today"
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

[@kainlocke9934]

TheRealJKR I laugh so hard at that

[@volatileau]

Jack Carter 😂 I loved that part

[@kainlocke9934]

TheRealJKR I thought to myself like what the hell

[@umbranoctis4348]

Gotta love that tactical ladder action at around 9:50

[@natureindistress8653]

It’s always strange to come back to this videos after watching them as a kid and realizing all the references better. Like I didn’t even know it was heavy TF2 for the giant part

[@The_Shayreq_Demon]

You must be the reason they came out with "laws of war"

[@felixthefox100]

The Shayreq Demon It's "Warlaws" not "Laws of War"

[@The_Shayreq_Demon]

Chris Agatep ... are you joking?

[@felixthefox100]

The Shayreq Demon Yes th-cam.com/video/S7pGs7JU7eM/w-d-xo.html

[@The_Shayreq_Demon]

My bad, I didn't catch your reference. Haha

[@djhenson342]

The Shayreq Demon, do you mean the Geneva convention?

[@sn1pertoaster]

*Shoal of marines*

[@brianb.1883]

As a Marine, that had me in tears. 😂

[@fireflygaming2396]

Part of me is sad that some of the shit they pull would normally get one bitched at. I wanna have a sub fight on the heli Q~Q

[@kingsleygransden6990]

Watch out for the Marine life.

[@KumaoftheForest]

kingsley gransden I see what you did there

[@lt-yx1hx]

In their natural environment

[@MrLargonaut]

heyyyyy, it's available in my country again! no more having to rewatch it with Phillipino subtitles

[@Audacity_69]

The super lowercase "you killed him!" At 7:45 warms my heart

[@Jvhzy]

Notice how womble kills the civilians and a few days later Bohemia come out with the Laws of War DLC so ironic no? XD

[@damage8974]

he's actually the top comment in the reveal video

[@Jvhzy]

I know haha

[@austintrigloff9562]

ZayZo no point really, many real life nations "accidentally" kill civilians all the time.

[@cliccclacc6561]

Austin Trigloff it's an unfortunate part of war. Deliberately attacking them is wrong tho.

[@laksamanaagiladitya1093]

ZayZo *coincidence

[@isaiahbarajas880]

Yes, I've been waiting for another upload. Thank you Womble. Love you (No Homo)

[@vassalofthenight9945]

ThugPanda 3805 i love him 100% homo and proud, for love towards womble is something you should never be ashamed of

[@daville3320]

Vassal Of The Night I fucked a dolphin

[@siggiarabi]

ThugPanda 3805 full homo*

[@eatinmacaroni7135]

ThugPanda 3805 I seriously forgot about him

[@michaelgolden5981]

Womble's sexuality is questionable, but now so is mine!

[@sunflower-bf8ps]

Ohhh Lord I needed to subscribe to you, these are HILARIOUS

[@StormClaws7]

I always come back to that bit where SovietWomble is the medic soooooo good on the editing and comedic timings