Random Arma Bullshittery (part 8)

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  • @mr.bombastic413
    @mr.bombastic413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3442

    Ragnar: “I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top

    • @benjaminlamothe2093
      @benjaminlamothe2093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was about to say the same thing XD

    • @ritual1174
      @ritual1174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      he played them both

    • @imangry1
      @imangry1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Ragnar was the real winner

    • @george36615984
      @george36615984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You misspelled "paying" lol

    • @mr.bombastic413
      @mr.bombastic413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@george36615984 I appreciate the pun 😂

  • @BlastBadger
    @BlastBadger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7639

    When Womble told that guy “It’s a gunshot wound” he looked up at him so hopeful

    • @dekantrubility2748
      @dekantrubility2748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      That was epic

    • @majattack6087
      @majattack6087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Nah it’s aids

    • @ДенисМонахов-ю7ц
      @ДенисМонахов-ю7ц 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      More like really surprised:)

    • @StaticTeeth
      @StaticTeeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      With a look of hope in his eyes his dreams were shattered

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bullet was laced with aids *and tiny bees, but we don't talk about those

  • @psych0tix421
    @psych0tix421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4523

    "I now pronnounce you legally Dead."
    "Can I get a second oppinion?"
    That shit had me in stiches

    • @Fury614
      @Fury614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Was it Soviet who applied them?

    • @banjaxedw.7880
      @banjaxedw.7880 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Psych0tix it's AIDS.

    • @mikemeester1897
      @mikemeester1897 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's a gunshot wound, really?
      No, it's aids xD

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Psych0tix i expected it to be like this
      "I now pronounce you Legally Dead"
      "Can I get a second opinion?"
      "No" *PEW*

    • @railbaron1
      @railbaron1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TF2 Medic: *YOU ARE ALSO UGLY!*

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6994

    "I now pronounce you legally dead!"
    "Could I get a second opinion?"
    I'm legally dead...

    • @amirhaziq7247
      @amirhaziq7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Do you want a second opinion?

    • @idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792
      @idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Amir Haziq YOU ARE ALSO UGLY!

    • @shinra6856
      @shinra6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      it's probably just aids

    • @thunderbitez5063
      @thunderbitez5063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “Shit I’ve given one of you lsd”

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don’t mix prescription medications unless you’re Heath Ledger

  • @ViKazuma
    @ViKazuma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2820

    If people would follow his streaming on Twitch then they'd get constant updates about the state of new videos being released. This one took a while because Arma's frame rate is shit so it was harder for him to edit it properly. He could've released it a week earlier technically but he wanted to polish it up to make it look better for everyone. Just be glad he puts serious effort into his videos

    • @SmokingGNU
      @SmokingGNU 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      arnt some of theses clips over 10 months old though lol, CaptainPol uploaded the vape nation clip from his own footage that long ago

    • @ViKazuma
      @ViKazuma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes but he's been doing two projects, the bullshittery and a new video essay he's been working on over DayZ. So as you could imagine his editing was hindered for the bullshittery since he put so much effort into the essay. But he's also just announced on twitch today that he's started the next bullshittery episode already.

    • @SmokingGNU
      @SmokingGNU 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Braden Stickley not saying the efforts not worth it, just surprised when I realised the time between clips also didnt know much about the essay thing I might look into it

    • @ViKazuma
      @ViKazuma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, I get you dude. It's just some people don't realize how hard he works sometimes. I agree, he could've started to work on it earlier, but I don't know his exact schedule for when he does projects. Also yeah, the essay is pretty interesting, I got a sneak peak into some parts early and he breaks down what he thinks about DayZ, I think people will like it.

    • @johnaltstatt2196
      @johnaltstatt2196 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 weeks i stalked him on twich.... He coulnt stream!

  • @desk1211
    @desk1211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2745

    Ragnar112 what a guy

  • @TheXrouge
    @TheXrouge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4729

    I love how the text goes behind the tree at 6:38
    Nice detail there.

    • @setesh1294
      @setesh1294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      That's the magic of SovietWomble's work.

    • @adalet127
      @adalet127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Do you know what a TH-camr and an artist have in common? "Details"

    • @KrijoStalka19
      @KrijoStalka19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yeah! i see much of these Details in this Videos and love too.

    • @VoidSixx
      @VoidSixx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@adalet127 Like when a touch of colour is out of place

    • @averyuncreativeperson1573
      @averyuncreativeperson1573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Womble is an edit god

  • @jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917
    @jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    3:12 that person who said "Get the doomsday rounds" made my freakin day

    • @Totalynotaweeb
      @Totalynotaweeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I NEVER NOTICED THAT HOLY SHIT XD

    • @monkeydoespride
      @monkeydoespride 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I didn't notice that, thanks for pointing that out

  • @dannyneelen2505
    @dannyneelen2505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4582

    the ladder guy is just ascending to a higher level of combat

    • @jedpeg_6412
      @jedpeg_6412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      He has really stepped up his game.

    • @stanford6397
      @stanford6397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      He will definitely rise above the challenge

    • @UnitAlir
      @UnitAlir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      He has the high ground

    • @geofftitchener98
      @geofftitchener98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alir Alir I was about to say that.

    • @doctorwhyprime3071
      @doctorwhyprime3071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I think he's at peak performance.

  • @carrotedsquare
    @carrotedsquare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3596

    I see a civillian
    I dont see a civillian anymore

    • @parix351
      @parix351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I see a dead body

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Ooooh...”

    • @StkyDkNMeBlz
      @StkyDkNMeBlz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Not civilians, one of them had a gun

    • @Ethan-mp7wr
      @Ethan-mp7wr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      UniqueNhame
      I also saw the civilian with the expensive military grade LMG that somehow rolled near his head. Yes.
      This means that man must’ve been a guerilla fighter. Yes

    • @martimnunesmartinho6788
      @martimnunesmartinho6788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Civilians are just unarmed militias

  • @serisdovakhin
    @serisdovakhin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3805

    "I now pronounce you legally dead!"
    "...Could I get a second opinion?"
    Fucking brilliant.

    • @xccelizer4408
      @xccelizer4408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ExaltedDawn agree

    • @MsDeadman1998
      @MsDeadman1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How come I don't understand :( mind to explainn?

    • @cassarreno3622
      @cassarreno3622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      am i the only one that thinks he took can i get a second opinion from medic in tf2

    • @MsDeadman1998
      @MsDeadman1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DzLrsy oh lmao I understand now, thanks 😂

    • @theloyalwraiths8827
      @theloyalwraiths8827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DzLrsy Somehow this is even more funny when you are reading the explanation.

  • @Slenderbanana880
    @Slenderbanana880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2238

    I love how Cyanide just rolls with being possessed at 5:36 and just makes up bullshit on the spot even though he has no idea whats happening. Lmao this is one of my favorite bullshittery scenes.

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That's just how he is

    • @medical-cyanide1526
      @medical-cyanide1526 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That’s mostly what cyanide does, he makes up shit on the spot, insert something about how acting confident can portray that you know what your doing

  • @ihndcihbdehxubdeihcbdeih9836
    @ihndcihbdehxubdeihcbdeih9836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2259

    You Spec Ops the Line'd the shit out of those civvies

    • @Verm0uth07
      @Verm0uth07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Ihndcihbde hxubdeihcbdeih YOU TURNED US INTO FUCKING KILLERS WALKER!!

    • @CarlJ.Hornster
      @CarlJ.Hornster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "Where's all the violence coming from? Is it the videogames? I bet it's the videogames."

    • @binglee8000
      @binglee8000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same here

    • @BlackEaglSquad
      @BlackEaglSquad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ihndcihbde hxubdeihcbdeih White phosphorus

    • @GweAnakJakarta
      @GweAnakJakarta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Heaven's Guardian *Womble

  • @GorillaZillas
    @GorillaZillas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    Deploy the Tactical Ladder!!! Wins massively....

    • @chaosmiles07
      @chaosmiles07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      GorillaZillas He climbed his way to victory

    • @GorillaZillas
      @GorillaZillas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huha!

    • @ashworth614
      @ashworth614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I watched the stream and it was actually an empty room :(.

    • @ohman1990ful
      @ohman1990ful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @tok716 NO! YOUR RUINING IT!

    • @Silberklaue
      @Silberklaue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That ladder was the best thing ever

  • @connor4317
    @connor4317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2472

    "Could i get a second opinion"

    • @silverace4741
      @silverace4741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Horizon no
      Bang

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Certanly. You are also lazy"

    • @DutchGingy
      @DutchGingy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Aids.”

    • @darth666lord9
      @darth666lord9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s aids

    • @nonname1239
      @nonname1239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and you're also ugly!

  • @crazyroundman7049
    @crazyroundman7049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3223

    "Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of people giving me money."
    You have a new sub.

    • @mcfixer9503
      @mcfixer9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      what was that, i couldn't hear you over the sound of you subscribing

    • @silentcalibre1085
      @silentcalibre1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mcfixer9503 damn bro how loud was it

    • @wdjh3434
      @wdjh3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@silentcalibre1085 nuclear detonation in order to not miss the subscribe button loud

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wdjh3434 dude, what did you just say? I had a stroke reading it.

    • @wdjh3434
      @wdjh3434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OneRichMofo I might've had a stroke when writing that, I think I should delete it

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4317

    Sorry about the apparent 2 month absence. I've made a couple of other videos that aren't quite ready for public release yet. But they will be eventually, I promise. Unless I have some sort of heart attack or someth...HNNNNNNG!!!

    • @AlexHernandez-lq7nv
      @AlexHernandez-lq7nv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      SovietWomble you are amazing so we will wait!!!!! Haha

    • @shivang_upadhyay
      @shivang_upadhyay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SovietWomble wew

    • @yousofhariri
      @yousofhariri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      we missed you mate

    • @DanAbraham97
      @DanAbraham97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SovietWomble its ok womble, we still love you. Maybe not as much :p

    • @GensenPrime
      @GensenPrime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R.I.P Sweet Prince

  • @shadinz
    @shadinz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2684

    You might not read all the comments... But if you happen to read this... I swear Womble, even if you're not uploading as much as everybody would love to, the quality and the hilarity of the videos make them worth all the wait.
    And this video couldn't have been uploaded at a better time. You bring light in some of us, when our life gets darker.
    Thank you Womble.

    • @Tay-1690
      @Tay-1690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Xenshi Burn I mean he streams nearly daily on twitch

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      Many thanks. Glad you approve!

    • @shahanfaruk2899
      @shahanfaruk2899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      SovietWomble im gay

    • @happydeer3678
      @happydeer3678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Xenshi Burn just watched Life is Strange and i feel real emo, but then womble upload! Now i can sleep well.

    • @happydeer3678
      @happydeer3678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Professor Anticlimactic i am realy sorry for you man

  • @GiveMeGhosts
    @GiveMeGhosts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3907

    I like having Cy in Womble's videos,
    But I would never watch a video without Womble.

    • @Creed034
      @Creed034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Have you watched bamboonium???

    • @gabrielmilton2683
      @gabrielmilton2683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @zamrabbit
      @zamrabbit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      They're a comic duo, so much funnier together. But if I were to watch just one of them it would be Soviet.

    • @danteparisot2841
      @danteparisot2841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Cy is basically Jeff Goldblum. Was he the best part about Jurassic Park? Yes. But in his own sequel, he fell flat.

    • @simonfrederiksen104
      @simonfrederiksen104 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danteparisot2841 Ever seen The Tall Guy (1989) ?

  • @fandomwriter8789
    @fandomwriter8789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    “I now pronounce you legally dead.”
    “Could I get a second opinion?”
    “It’s aids.”

  • @Pamissssss
    @Pamissssss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9862

    Came for Womble.
    Stayed for Womble.

    • @slenderpaul
      @slenderpaul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Came from Womble.

    • @erichuang746
      @erichuang746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      came on womble?

    • @nohaxmeh576
      @nohaxmeh576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Came for Womble
      Then **came for** Womble
      ( ͡⌐■ ͜ʖ ͡-■)

    • @Luca-jy8ne
      @Luca-jy8ne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Came in Womble.

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Womble is love. Womble is life.

  • @a1dnk819
    @a1dnk819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3935

    Everytime I watch this, I cant get over the fact that at 1:52, when the "planted evidence" that is dropped is a highly specialised, highly modded, smg, planted next to a civilian wearing a blue collar shirt 😂

    • @DwayneTheGlockJohnson
      @DwayneTheGlockJohnson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      I'm sorry I have to: it's an LMG.

    • @deimos2278
      @deimos2278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      The “Enemy” was a former spec ops marine

    • @themadlad8483
      @themadlad8483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Its actually just an ak with a b mag and bipod not an smg or lmg

    • @Doddseyy
      @Doddseyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's a SPAR16S which is a hybrid Lmg/Ar. so Yeh.

    • @matricxs3271
      @matricxs3271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So? The dude threw all his money out just to get that gun. Can relate, with being broke i mean. XD

  • @krunt9013
    @krunt9013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    Quality over Quantity

    • @BaxxyNut
      @BaxxyNut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Stephen Josh Romance idk, I'd take a quarter of the editing for 2 videos a month

    • @kingjvlogs619
      @kingjvlogs619 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen Josh Romance yea

    • @jamesjameson3771
      @jamesjameson3771 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      found the chimera fan

    • @unnamedfellow5044
      @unnamedfellow5044 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stephen Josh Romance if you took a full clip of their shenanigans it would probably be funny anyway, the bullshittery episodes are just better refined bullshit.

    • @abelcheng2073
      @abelcheng2073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Quality costs, if you like them moving.

  • @thefowles1
    @thefowles1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    that gentle "you killed him!" at 7:47 made me LOSE my shit omg

  • @xKazo_
    @xKazo_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    Now we wait for another 2 months

    • @thegalaxy2262
      @thegalaxy2262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @mikkel3339
      @mikkel3339 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      _Climate_ sad but true

    • @silverblackcat1910
      @silverblackcat1910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or a year

    • @DD-ik5uu
      @DD-ik5uu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      _Climate_ that's why his videos are always high quality

    • @Acep4ce
      @Acep4ce 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      _Climate_ yea

  • @petertran4016
    @petertran4016 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2227

    I laughed so hard at the medic part

    • @agentxx3022
      @agentxx3022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It's AIDS

    • @jacka__ajack3558
      @jacka__ajack3558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Peter Tran it's a gunshot wound
      No, it's AIDS

    • @Skd5050
      @Skd5050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Could I get a second opinion?

    • @jazzlayla2795
      @jazzlayla2795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Peter Tran Shit! I've accidentally given one of you LSD

    • @washingmachine969
      @washingmachine969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "I'm injecting 55cc's of estrogen."

  • @OsamaBinChillin
    @OsamaBinChillin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    I've never played Arma but your Arma Bullshittery videos are honestly 11/10 man, hilarious content!

    • @rts7322
      @rts7322 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *9/11 brah

    • @unnamedfellow5044
      @unnamedfellow5044 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anonymous That is a rather low rating don't you think?

    • @AveryJS3
      @AveryJS3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anonymous you need to play with a group of friends to make it pretty enjoyable. Playing with randoms is okay but there's always the dude that thinks it's real life.

    • @momodu451
      @momodu451 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bernie Wan Kenobi because it's a legit military simulator ! So no you CANT ENJOY YOURSELF

    • @echoraze2849
      @echoraze2849 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      me neither and I LOVE WOMBLEs way of Subbing this!

  • @wimbo_sailor1505
    @wimbo_sailor1505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Me: *sees the video back up after being copyrighted*
    Also me: *”You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.”*

    • @justinblin
      @justinblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did it get copyrighted for?

    • @wimbo_sailor1505
      @wimbo_sailor1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justinblin The song, “Careless Whisper,” at 3:28

    • @wisconsinkraut3445
      @wisconsinkraut3445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's great to not have to deal with giant Korean subtitles on the video.

  • @iramorsnox6583
    @iramorsnox6583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I fucking love that a whole crowd of people went "oh no" simultaneously at the sight of Cyanide being their pilot. Fucking gold.
    Also, the moment they said "Ragnar112" at the same time and realized. Fucking golden mint chocolate chip ice cream.

  • @petergarrett5367
    @petergarrett5367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You know the drill
    A drill is a tool fitted with a cutting tool attachment or driving tool attachment, usually a drill bit or driver bit, used for boring holes in various materials or fastening various materials together. The attachment is gripped by a chuck at one end of the drill and rotated while pressed against the target material. The tip, and sometimes edges, of the cutting tool does the work of cutting into the target material. This may be slicing off thin shavings (twist drills or auger bits), grinding off small particles (oil drilling), crushing and removing pieces of the workpiece (SDS masonry drill), countersinking, counterboring, or other operations.

  • @insertnamehere3422
    @insertnamehere3422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    "Sovies a fwaggot"
    Wise words, nevil. Wise words.

    • @captprice1b-06
      @captprice1b-06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bill Cipher it's not nevil it's n'evil

    • @connievankley8002
      @connievankley8002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      No. It's HolyN'evil

    • @TheMoonslasher
      @TheMoonslasher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nope it’s holy n evil, he actually corrects him as well.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@connievankley8002 fuck you. He's Nevil. :3

    • @treezen522
      @treezen522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davecrupel2817 no no no, Nevil's right name is Holy N'Evil

  • @xicarmine2701
    @xicarmine2701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    "are you being carried?"
    "yeah for once I'm being carried Soviet"
    I lost it there😂😂
    @4:05

    • @theboos5852
      @theboos5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay, Anthony

    • @xicarmine2701
      @xicarmine2701 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theboos5852 It's Clayton mate

    • @BasiliskDark536
      @BasiliskDark536 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@xicarmine2701 yes, the only surviving Carmine
      And I'm aware I'm 4 years late yes

    • @xicarmine2701
      @xicarmine2701 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BasiliskDark536 jeez, 4 years already. Time flies, mate

  • @parkourchris3958
    @parkourchris3958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2175

    "It's a gun shot wound."
    "Really...?"
    "Ha, no it's AIDS."

    • @user-cq1xx1py8e
      @user-cq1xx1py8e 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Christian Edwards We all have seen the Video

    • @tsukitohateru
      @tsukitohateru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Can I get a second opinion? XD

    • @TheBanatter
      @TheBanatter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      chickenboy And I'm sure some people enjoy commenting their favorite quotes from said video.

    • @hurfdurfy8167
      @hurfdurfy8167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      NO, THAT'S NOT ALLOWED. YOU MAY NOT HAVE FUN. *Nazi salute*
      -chickenboy

    • @parkourchris3958
      @parkourchris3958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here comes Sherlock.

  • @The_Shayreq_Demon
    @The_Shayreq_Demon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    You must be the reason they came out with "laws of war"

    • @felixthefox100
      @felixthefox100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Shayreq Demon It's "Warlaws" not "Laws of War"

    • @The_Shayreq_Demon
      @The_Shayreq_Demon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Agatep ... are you joking?

    • @felixthefox100
      @felixthefox100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Shayreq Demon Yes th-cam.com/video/S7pGs7JU7eM/w-d-xo.html

    • @The_Shayreq_Demon
      @The_Shayreq_Demon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My bad, I didn't catch your reference. Haha

    • @djhenson342
      @djhenson342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Shayreq Demon, do you mean the Geneva convention?

  • @coppertiara9378
    @coppertiara9378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2385

    "Its a gunshot wound."
    "Really?"
    "No, its AIDS."
    XD
    Soviet=Best Sarcastic Medic

    • @atabaysal3287
      @atabaysal3287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Copper Tiara it’s always aids

    • @simonflores9972
      @simonflores9972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Copper Tiara. Sh!t, I think I gave one of you LSD. Its funny

    • @simonflores9972
      @simonflores9972 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not the message

    • @chaos8910
      @chaos8910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im in tears😂

    • @metal666silviu
      @metal666silviu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can I get a second opinion?

  • @jackwolfe8206
    @jackwolfe8206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    7:48 You can hear some guy in the background say, "you killed him!" in a dejected sort of tone - I died laughing.

  • @aesnebula4203
    @aesnebula4203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    Come for Womble, stay to see Cyanide get insulted.

    • @jorisramanauskas780
      @jorisramanauskas780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is hilarious :D

    • @donk6790
      @donk6790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come for Cyanide, stay for Womble.

    • @needless2048
      @needless2048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Come for Womble, stay for Womble.

    • @navenbox
      @navenbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      came* you fucking morons, stop trying to be funny without knowing how to fucking write correctly

    • @navenbox
      @navenbox 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      First off this isint an english class now is it? but if your going to make a joke atleast do it right
      Secondly he was referring to come for womble as if he came to watch one of his videos and the joke ends with being a dick stayed to see *someone else*. point is he came for Womble but in the present he stayed for Cyanide

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2827

    Womble fwaggot squad, where you at?

  • @ThraktheBear
    @ThraktheBear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    For you people at 3:12 the doomsday rounds make an appearance in bullshittery episode 5 or so. Pretty much these rounds kill armor, personnel, hell even buildings don’t stand a chance!

    • @alexwackett8238
      @alexwackett8238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ep 6 I do believe at around the 5 minute mark

    • @ThraktheBear
      @ThraktheBear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you for clarifying that.

    • @outbreakperfected9374
      @outbreakperfected9374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      1 doomsday round and the whole vape party would have been _demolished_

    • @gaygisizaliya
      @gaygisizaliya 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesse McCree o

    • @CUNOWINS
      @CUNOWINS 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      People need to watch these in order.

  • @cupofmaddyVODS
    @cupofmaddyVODS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    8:46 - 9:37
    Best part 😂😂
    "Its a gunshot wound"
    "Really?"
    "Haha no its AIDS"

    • @rosestrohm7986
      @rosestrohm7986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Im pretty good as a medic I think"
      One of the soldiers quietly: I cant feel my legs

    • @feelx92ger
      @feelx92ger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Step 1: Inject Estrogen
      Step 2: Squad now has boobs
      Step 3: ???
      Step 4: Profit and fame and boobs

  • @charielity6071
    @charielity6071 6 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    His medic lines can be really good quotes tho.

    • @WisdomCatto
      @WisdomCatto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Its aids"

    • @pendingauthor2536
      @pendingauthor2536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      “It’s a gunshot wound.”
      “Really?”
      “No it’s aids”

    • @Swagmaster65
      @Swagmaster65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like the Medic from TF2

    • @apyr1439
      @apyr1439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Swagmaster65 we need a tf2 mod to add that lines

  • @tonyabbott7167
    @tonyabbott7167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    "Err I see civilians"
    "well they are dead now"

    • @ImSwishin
      @ImSwishin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mayhem Rarity "I see dead People..."

    • @mr.laidback1798
      @mr.laidback1798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Civilians...you mean ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES.

    • @weiner4053
      @weiner4053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mayhem Rarity *planted evidence* they are considered hostile😂😂😂

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny thing is, even if they _do_ have guns, it's still a war crime. Armed civilians have to engage you for it to become acceptable to shoot them. It seems silly on paper, but I guess it kinda makes sense (especially in countries with lax gun laws). Being armed doesn't necessarily make you an active hostile combatant.

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Daniel if that wasn't the case than a big chunk of Texas would be blown up immediately if a war every happened there. Since I've seen them carrying 50 cal rifles and AK47s into a 711 before.

  • @squattinggopnik950
    @squattinggopnik950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3496

    Edit: I really thought I did something a year ago didn’t I?
    Viries: “I need a bit of a medic”
    Womble: “On my way! Sit still I’ll get you patched up. One question though are you getting enough dietary fiber?”
    “Do you consider yourself sexually active?”
    “Remember boys only fools dont wrap their tools!”
    “Does your family have a history of autism?”
    “I’m injecting 55 ccs of Estrogen”
    “You know I actually thought that the hippocratic path was a hip hop band”
    “Ok you need to try not to masturbate so much”
    “Do you get a burning sensation when you pee?”
    “I now pronounce you legally dead”
    Wounded soldier: “Can I get a second opinion?”
    “ It’s *AIDS* “
    “ It’s *AIDS* “
    “ It’s *AIDS* “
    “ It’s *AIDS* “
    “ It’s *AIDS* “
    “It’s a gunshot wound!”
    Wounded soldier: “Really?”
    Womble: “ No it’s *AIDS* “
    “Shit I’ve accidentally given one of you LSD”
    “Sorry how do you spell placebo?”
    “Don’t mix prescription medicines, unless you’re Heath Ledger. No Wait especially if you’re Heah Ledger!”
    “Have you considered bupa?”
    “You know I’m actually a gynecologist”
    “Ah I’m pretty good at being a medic I think. Yeah I think I’ve found my calling!
    Wounded soldier: “I can’t feel my leg...”
    Other wounded soldiers: “ *Groaning* “
    Womble best medic 10/10

    • @lollixd6580
      @lollixd6580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nice :D

    • @fino8566
      @fino8566 6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      thank you for repeating the joke in a less funny format

    • @DrDree001
      @DrDree001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What time does this shit Happen I can't remember

    • @chopsuey--
      @chopsuey-- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You should consider taking up a hobby to spend your time more productively.

    • @cseblivestreaming
      @cseblivestreaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Y tho?

  • @anno285
    @anno285 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Ragnar112 will forever be a legend for subscribing to both at the same time like that

  • @teh8590
    @teh8590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    "To the right of the boat you'll see a shoal of marines in their natural environment"

    • @lucaswallace7476
      @lucaswallace7476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can i do the same joke w/ the SEAL's?

    • @21specter
      @21specter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucas Wallace would SEALs more be a school? Instead of a shoal?

    • @AndrewPalafox1
      @AndrewPalafox1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haziq756 OH FUCK. THAT PART JUST CAME OUT THE SECOND I READ THIS.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

  • @VantasticJackson
    @VantasticJackson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Ladder op
    Abilities: carries user to the top

    • @geofftitchener98
      @geofftitchener98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Card type: ladder
      Rank: legendary
      Attack: 9000000000
      Defense: 9000000000
      Abilities: carries user to the high ground, granting them instant victory against any opponent.

    • @Redlinkz1235
      @Redlinkz1235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ITS OVER ANIKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

  • @daanstrik4293
    @daanstrik4293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    6:40
    Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that he put the text behind the tree.

  • @cassix2583
    @cassix2583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Yo my name is ace,
    I've gotta face,
    Now check out the bass.
    Boom..." 😂

  • @sn1pertoaster
    @sn1pertoaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    *Shoal of marines*

    • @brianb.1883
      @brianb.1883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As a Marine, that had me in tears. 😂

    • @fireflygaming2396
      @fireflygaming2396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Part of me is sad that some of the shit they pull would normally get one bitched at. I wanna have a sub fight on the heli Q~Q

    • @kingsleygransden6990
      @kingsleygransden6990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Watch out for the Marine life.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kingsley gransden I see what you did there

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      In their natural environment

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    Ragnar112... the ultimate betrayal

    • @Gylphie
      @Gylphie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Someone You Don't Know Top 10 Anime Betrayal for sure

    • @janbruggemann5636
      @janbruggemann5636 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's some sort of sick pun because in ancient Scandinavia Ragnarok was the end of the world and since Ragna ended their fight I'm....okay ima shut up right now

    • @llllllllllama
      @llllllllllama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      loving the like ratio :D
      edit: (was 112) but you screwed it up guys!

    • @IsThisRain
      @IsThisRain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, Ragnar in Vikings was pretty fucking badass. I'd smash Lagertha tho.

    • @macroshaft5517
      @macroshaft5517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, we all know the story of Ragnar the Red, who came riding towards Whiterun from ol' Rorikstead...

  • @ElongatedStick
    @ElongatedStick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Soviet is probably the only person i instantly go to watch a video after they just post it

    • @munic14
      @munic14 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Texas_GI_44 same

    • @greeneyedbeast4016
      @greeneyedbeast4016 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup.

    • @dalo6081
      @dalo6081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You might enjoy his streams.
      He streams pretty often and you can see the videos months before they are even edited or published.

    • @angryduck1295
      @angryduck1295 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      me to

    • @deathbyprocrastination9515
      @deathbyprocrastination9515 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soviet is probably the only Combat Medic who has ever transgendered someone on the field 9:05.

  • @DannyGrubbs
    @DannyGrubbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love that, “Get the Doomsday Rounds.” During the vape thing XD

  • @Dexter26958
    @Dexter26958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    "Ragnar112...""Ragnar112..WAIT WHAT?" xD

  • @chrisz.5869
    @chrisz.5869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

    *OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR HAS UPLOADED!* _What sort of loopy-land have I entered?_

  • @aproudeuropean1578
    @aproudeuropean1578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3138

    YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY COMPROMISED MY ABILITY TO COMMAND THIS UNIT

  • @ParadoxEngineer
    @ParadoxEngineer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love that one guy upon seeing the whole vape nation thing quietly says "get the doomsday rounds"

    • @Vadigor
      @Vadigor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      03:12 Damn, never heard that, good catch!

  • @ЦарьБомба-э5и
    @ЦарьБомба-э5и 6 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    They don't say "ow" they say "BLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"

  • @johnoaker1232
    @johnoaker1232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Womble: I think I'm pretty good as a medic I think...
    Soldier #1: I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!
    Womble: Yea, I think I've found my calling
    Soldier #2: *pained moan*

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      considering his lsd mixup i believe over half of them are ether high or have over dosed

  • @quanh.4746
    @quanh.4746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    I am so glad i found this channel.
    edit: Thank you so much for the likes!

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ditto, mate

    • @andrewchapman2039
      @andrewchapman2039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hear hear!

    • @AvsJoe
      @AvsJoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sí Sí!

    • @Kasunex
      @Kasunex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome, enjoy a bit of tea and fresh biscuits.

    • @zujin6184
      @zujin6184 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mysterious Guy Who arent!?

  • @coconutea_
    @coconutea_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Three years later these are still so fucking funny.

    • @ginger_nosoul
      @ginger_nosoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, im pissing myself 🤣🤣

  • @insertteahere3162
    @insertteahere3162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The medic section... It made me piss myself.

  • @Magicoffee
    @Magicoffee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    "It's aids"
    -SovietWomble 2017

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      your medical analisys has been brought to you by WebMD.

    • @peach8438
      @peach8438 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes

    • @WigersGames
      @WigersGames 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because it's never lupus.

    • @名字不會寫
      @名字不會寫 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I can't feel my leg!"

    • @Magicoffee
      @Magicoffee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NIELS MICHIELS #Masterpieces2017

  • @pennies15
    @pennies15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Cyanide's basically a toddler but as an adult

    • @roskoer5218
      @roskoer5218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aaron Mallett manchild?

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rosko whats the woman equivalent?

    • @moonwolf8470
      @moonwolf8470 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got my twin

    • @pennies15
      @pennies15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moon Wolf lolz XD

    • @davidstrunz1563
      @davidstrunz1563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaron Mallett I

  • @beegman3660
    @beegman3660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    You can see Womble's deteriorating relationship with Cyanide throughout this series. A beautiful process truly.

  • @Nothini
    @Nothini 6 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    wombles creative use of text is really entertaining

    • @firewolf1957
      @firewolf1957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1 of the reasons why he's so popular

    • @depthshade837
      @depthshade837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not popular enough imo

    • @htunsunny7096
      @htunsunny7096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depth Shade fact not opinion

    • @depthshade837
      @depthshade837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      htun. barz he streams and edit his own videos then post it on youtube , which he don’t monetize, i can’t help but feel like he deserved more

    • @htunsunny7096
      @htunsunny7096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Depth Shade absolutely. He’s so good someone has even made an entire video about how amazing his editing skills and dedication to it is.

  • @aasdbasdf8827
    @aasdbasdf8827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Great work as usual, happy to see the tactical ladder actually make it in. (Spoiler: The ladder guy didn't actually shoot anyone, he was a fibber)

    • @TheBaveltje01
      @TheBaveltje01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I'll have you know, thanks to me that house was CLEAR AND SAFE

  • @Slazerith
    @Slazerith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    it took me about 2 years to realize this is a FPS D&D...

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Basically. it even has a GM in Zeus.

    • @supercomputer0448
      @supercomputer0448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Slazerith I always read that as frames per second the first time then read it as first person shooter and it makes more sense

    • @garychief2338
      @garychief2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@supercomputer0448 pssh, it's obviously Fish Pond Simulator.

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I think it's cute how Nevil calls Womble "Sovie"

  • @joegt123
    @joegt123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    I just noticed...
    3:10 "Get the doomsday rounds"
    Fuckin lol.

    • @peterhowe547
      @peterhowe547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      joegt123 sorry, where?

    • @peterhowe547
      @peterhowe547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      joegt123 nevermind

    • @scoldingtitan3651
      @scoldingtitan3651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's at 3:13 in the background chatter

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We all remember the doomsday rounds
      *Shudder*
      *Doomsday spree flashbacks*

  • @badgames358
    @badgames358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    It was worth the wait.

    • @ltspawnkin2746
      @ltspawnkin2746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was

    • @shermantankgaming7261
      @shermantankgaming7261 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree

    • @liammoore475
      @liammoore475 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      why are u called bad gammer when your profile pic is a fucking god

    • @rifqi2733
      @rifqi2733 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liam Moore *grammar

    • @thedankweeb
      @thedankweeb 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liam Moore Yep,PRAISE LORD CHANKA

  • @chrisbui9488
    @chrisbui9488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2985

    I'm dying from laughing
    Oh wait it's aids

    • @damimz7026
      @damimz7026 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Chris Bui to the top of the comment section you go

    • @DonkeyDongs
      @DonkeyDongs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @blueisbetter100
      @blueisbetter100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      had to scroll to far for this, up you go!

    • @BlackHeartDruid
      @BlackHeartDruid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      blueisbetter100 the more we comment the higher he goes weeeeeeeeeeee

    • @mattheussmm
      @mattheussmm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sir I think you are actually dying from ..... AIDS

  • @StellarSci
    @StellarSci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love that this got copyright banned in the US because of the 3 seconds of Careless Whisper during the Vape Grenade scene. Love having to use a VPN to watch this.

  • @aerocard4831
    @aerocard4831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    6:09 I wonder if they were making up names or if the people watching were literally just adding fuel to the fire.

    • @lotionnnn
      @lotionnnn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AeroCard ...

    • @jacktucker1007
      @jacktucker1007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Ragnar112 top ten anime betrayals

    • @dragonflies6793
      @dragonflies6793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ragnar112

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @benjaminjones8782
      @benjaminjones8782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      look at the times they said ragar112 i think that he actually subed bot ai n un fujckg in
      ingdetino
      indeantion
      indentaiot

  • @meowdy4005
    @meowdy4005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Fitz has Ansley
    Womble has cyanide
    Vanoss has h20

    • @pepelaugh2061
      @pepelaugh2061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr Kiwi among the three
      Soviet. And cyanide bitchea

    • @ayakaasama
      @ayakaasama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr Kiwi but sovies a fwaggot thats the diffrence

    • @jay-rad8303
      @jay-rad8303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Vanoss has Nogla.

    • @yuh2255
      @yuh2255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      there’s no 0. it’s spelled ‘H2O’ not ‘H20’. he said that in a q&a and it’s obvious with his url.

    • @goose6019
      @goose6019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yuh2255 it's not that important stfu

  • @eltacobiscuit2419
    @eltacobiscuit2419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "Sovie's A Fwaggot" - HolyN'Evil August 2017

  • @__pizzaWT
    @__pizzaWT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:00 to be honest, he has amazing form

  • @obsidion1295
    @obsidion1295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    6:57 How the SCP Foundation covers up a containment breach.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    You didn't commit a war crime. The enimes did. Your guys attacked a possibility hostile target and failed to nutralized it but not before your enemies had killed the entire village. They managed to escape with out a single casualty. *Edit* you did nothing wrong Womble. One of the enemies even dropped their gun as they fled. *Edit* I once saw my friend in this game trying to kill a snake with grenade's and ammo after I told him that we didn't have a lot of ammo and not to waste it. To stop him I shot him the unloaded an entire clip into his corpse. I taught him a lesson by being a hipocrite.

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow

    • @migi9193
      @migi9193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Neutralized*

    • @forevermirin8194
      @forevermirin8194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i can feel the 9 year old shouting this down the mic

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@forevermirin8194 nah, too advanced for a nine year old

  • @ryanwilkinson870
    @ryanwilkinson870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    7:00 That is not how legs work

    • @liadcohen6465
      @liadcohen6465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Wilkinson ikr

    • @jay-rad8303
      @jay-rad8303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rag dolls. Lol

    • @Rajjip357
      @Rajjip357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ever seen someone get shot? they do work like that lol

    • @Gurtington
      @Gurtington 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rajjip357 the knees don't shatter under his own wait, but they do rag doll forward like that sometimes lmao

    • @miner4236
      @miner4236 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahahahaha

  • @NatureInDistress
    @NatureInDistress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s always strange to come back to this videos after watching them as a kid and realizing all the references better. Like I didn’t even know it was heavy TF2 for the giant part

  • @FoxyGamerS2
    @FoxyGamerS2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    Came For Womble
    Stayed For Soviet

    • @TigraG59
      @TigraG59 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lol when you try to become "TH-cam Comments Famous" and try leaching off the first guy who said it because he's at the top of the comments.

    • @sirpngwnz111
      @sirpngwnz111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shado White came for womble. And then i watched *dies*

    • @bigwilly8258
      @bigwilly8258 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Stayed for soviet?
      Да товариш.
      Да.

    • @elitecommando1234
      @elitecommando1234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shado White
      Came for fwaggot
      Stayed for fwaggot

    • @buggyjim3832
      @buggyjim3832 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shado White в , что у нас с доставкой , сравните , но и на этом году в городе Москве и России и подземное , но и на

  • @Jvhzy
    @Jvhzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    Notice how womble kills the civilians and a few days later Bohemia come out with the Laws of War DLC so ironic no? XD

    • @damage8974
      @damage8974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      he's actually the top comment in the reveal video

    • @Jvhzy
      @Jvhzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know haha

    • @austintrigloff9562
      @austintrigloff9562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ZayZo no point really, many real life nations "accidentally" kill civilians all the time.

    • @cliccclacc6561
      @cliccclacc6561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Austin Trigloff it's an unfortunate part of war. Deliberately attacking them is wrong tho.

    • @laksamanaagiladitya1093
      @laksamanaagiladitya1093 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ZayZo *coincidence

  • @skorgevondoom___9571
    @skorgevondoom___9571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "I don't see civilians anymore"
    And
    I will support Sovietwomble....by leading the firing squad
    *Gives my men flamethrowers*
    Aim....fire

  • @Shikaschima
    @Shikaschima 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Soviet: "You screwed with the chain of command, you got bit!"
    Person, silent, without subtitles: "You killed him!"

  • @jakobbrink4682
    @jakobbrink4682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Poor unfortunate airstrike village.. You will be missed...

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So it turns out the damage was pretty extensive. There was heavy tree cover for bamboonium (Cyanides attack helicopter). And they were running with thermals. So there were just unarmed dead villagers everywhere :S

    • @jakobbrink4682
      @jakobbrink4682 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      A big tragedy indeed...

    • @joshmaster1997
      @joshmaster1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There was that one guy with a gun though right...... definitely had the gun the whole time.... air strike needed 100% i'm sure

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If they actually missed the village, it would be appropriate to say "You will be missed..."

    • @lynxbelow6922
      @lynxbelow6922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually nobody will be missed, that airstrike + Womble's fireteam was lethally accurate.

  • @baka360ro7
    @baka360ro7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    the perfect notification doesn't exi----

    • @CherryDKaya
      @CherryDKaya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yebiz Dtc SHOTS FIRED

    • @eskeetit1859
      @eskeetit1859 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not half

    • @siraxie4331
      @siraxie4331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ahh i see you are a man of culture as well.

  • @psychfan21
    @psychfan21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Womble you are without a doubt one of the best editors and most entertaining people on all of youtube. Congrats man. Well earned sub and hope you keep this going as long as possible!

  • @mikistenbeck6517
    @mikistenbeck6517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "i now pronounce you legally dead,"
    "could i got a second opinion?"
    *_NO!_* xD

  • @buggsi13
    @buggsi13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    not all heroes wear capes 10:13

    • @HiyaItsHailey
      @HiyaItsHailey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They carry ladders instead

    • @goatsandbullets
      @goatsandbullets 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Some carry ladders.

    • @Vibevibellama
      @Vibevibellama 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Majster But most eat crapes

    • @nomu6978
      @nomu6978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Majster some wear retractable ladders

  • @isaiahbarajas880
    @isaiahbarajas880 7 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Yes, I've been waiting for another upload. Thank you Womble. Love you (No Homo)

    • @vassalofthenight9945
      @vassalofthenight9945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ThugPanda 3805 i love him 100% homo and proud, for love towards womble is something you should never be ashamed of

    • @daville3320
      @daville3320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vassal Of The Night I fucked a dolphin

    • @siggiarabi
      @siggiarabi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ThugPanda 3805 full homo*

    • @eatinmacaroni7135
      @eatinmacaroni7135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ThugPanda 3805 I seriously forgot about him

    • @michaelgolden5981
      @michaelgolden5981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Womble's sexuality is questionable, but now so is mine!

  • @oscarstenderup
    @oscarstenderup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    6:29 Soviet and Cyanide: "N A N I?????!!!!!"

  • @itspice8737
    @itspice8737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The tactical combat ladder is the most powerful weapon in arma

  • @moviemaker2011z
    @moviemaker2011z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    5:00 - 5:08 can we take the time to appreciate just how genuinely funny that entire skit was? Like seriously that was way funnier than it should have been but regardless had the perfect reaction.

    • @galiotes8777
      @galiotes8777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats actually karate

    • @AxeTrophy
      @AxeTrophy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Specifically Heian Godan from shotokan karate.

    • @josephcornwall2704
      @josephcornwall2704 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Axel G It also was Pyung Ahn Oh Dan from Tang Soo Do as well

  • @BrunoSilva-yo2ul
    @BrunoSilva-yo2ul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I fucking love this channel so much! Games, laughs and no drama, what else could I ask for?

  • @Quizzter
    @Quizzter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Lord Womble has given us our monthly content. I may now sleep in peace while watching the video on repeat.

  • @MagiconIce
    @MagiconIce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I can't hear you about the sound of people subscribing" xD

  • @volatileau
    @volatileau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "I'll be your securer for today"
    *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

    • @kainlocke9934
      @kainlocke9934 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheRealJKR I laugh so hard at that

    • @volatileau
      @volatileau 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Carter 😂 I loved that part

    • @kainlocke9934
      @kainlocke9934 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheRealJKR I thought to myself like what the hell

  • @landonleatherman4893
    @landonleatherman4893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    See y'all in 8 months

    • @exphwon6022
      @exphwon6022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Take care

    • @vulture7448
      @vulture7448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'll see you again

    • @ted2ar
      @ted2ar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it's worth the wait see ya...

    • @harveyberg2492
      @harveyberg2492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not even funny anymore fuck right off

    • @Michal-Klecka
      @Michal-Klecka 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just three more months to go !

  • @morinc75
    @morinc75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    womble as a medic is terrifying !

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Next medic session I plan to only use Alternative Medicine.
      None of that poisoning Morphine. Only scented oils and healing crystals.

    • @tajmcdonald6521
      @tajmcdonald6521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SovietWomble Also a bit of meditation and acupuncture.

    • @beutifalshotgun2841
      @beutifalshotgun2841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SovietWomble womb le ministre

    • @lukes.4359
      @lukes.4359 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SovietWomble "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of people subscribing."

    • @tom23421
      @tom23421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait a minute how did you get here two days before this video was released?

  • @Ketler47
    @Ketler47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The medic part is just legendary. Never gonna be able to forget it.