Random Onward Bullshittery

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  • Edited highlights from some live-stream moments on the VR shooter "Onward".
    All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble​
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  • @Professional_Rookie
    @Professional_Rookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8272

    Are we all choosing to just ignore womble throwing an unlit molotov at the enemy, assuming it would just magically ignite?

    • @_stxlas
      @_stxlas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      lmao i didnt even realize

    • @Professional_Rookie
      @Professional_Rookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +500

      Holy shit i got a heart react from womble. Im so happy i could light a molotov

    • @nintendoborn
      @nintendoborn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Professional_Rookie I noticed and I expected someone to have commented on it

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      eh he had a 50/50 chance of it working cuz game mechanics be stupid like that sometimes.

    • @hafizuprojikmajujaya4714
      @hafizuprojikmajujaya4714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes....but i was wondering if he need to lit it first in the game

  • @inapants52
    @inapants52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7752

    Imagine hearing the joyful homicidal laughter of someone yelling “he fell for it” irl. Instant PTSD

    • @danielfarfudinov3193
      @danielfarfudinov3193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      I'd just go home if I was the third guy

    • @bananarama3624
      @bananarama3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Reminds me of watching a war clip in Afghanistan where they dressed dummy on the end of a long pole to mess with a sniper. They would peak him over the side of the building and you would hear multiple cracks of a sniper being shot then they'd bring it back in and the guys would laugh at it.
      I found it on reddit and it was pretty entertaining

    • @theblank-cc9fu
      @theblank-cc9fu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bananarama3624 can you link it?

    • @odysmar619
      @odysmar619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@theblank-cc9fu th-cam.com/video/UJ0Xs8jHX4A/w-d-xo.html Pretty sure this is the same video, even though it says syria

    • @imhulki463
      @imhulki463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Especially after seeing two of your friends dying.

  • @daslynnter9841
    @daslynnter9841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10414

    12:55 imagine training your whole adult life in spec ops life then dying to an english guy who just yells surprise, he fell for it! and laughs manically in the distance as you bleed out

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      And also as HE bleeds out right after your teammate shot him.

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      That's just Agincourt isn't it?

    • @charlieverrall4436
      @charlieverrall4436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@redeye4516 I can't express how much I love this comment

    • @jacobllamas8864
      @jacobllamas8864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fueled by PTSD

    • @oldtimer4791
      @oldtimer4791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I did the same but tea bagged all of them while tasering the last guy in the nuts, I borrowed the a pistol from one of my teammates who then blew up their corpses with c4

  • @YourBestFriendreally
    @YourBestFriendreally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4535

    I love that ending, can easily imagine a heavily wounded soviet limping away after scoring two cheeky kills, giggling himself to sleep as he bleeds out 20 feet away.

    • @mindsandmirrors5106
      @mindsandmirrors5106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      While morbid, I quite enjoy this visual.

    • @toasterkolin9951
      @toasterkolin9951 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@mindsandmirrors5106 Least morbid Soviet death tbh.

    • @nikolalogina6303
      @nikolalogina6303 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      you dare give me fic ideas!!?

  • @grxveyard5304
    @grxveyard5304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9493

    the laser sight move in the 3v3 was literally the most genius move i've ever seen done in a game like this, i wish other FPS games allowed us to do stuff like that

    • @skyviper4783
      @skyviper4783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      Thats something you would see in a god damn movie

    • @Phrew
      @Phrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      I'm pretty sure it's possible to do that in Tarkov. I've seen people drop a bunch of pistols with turned on flashlights on the ground and other surfaces to confuse and blind enemies.

    • @EGPuiu
      @EGPuiu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      @@Phrew Yeah, tarkov allows these kinds of plays because lasers and flashlights stay turned on on guns at all times. There are corridors in certain buildings being fought like that. Also the use of thermal with a smoke nade is another useful tactic in tarkov

    • @bloodprince9779
      @bloodprince9779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Honestly too bad we couldnt hear reactions for it from the opponents or his team

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@EGPuiu depends, if the smoke is phosphor that should block Thermal due to the heat reaction

  • @n1cocraft988
    @n1cocraft988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6552

    That lasersight distraction play at the end is actually brilliant😂

    • @wackysparrow1768
      @wackysparrow1768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      I really hope the enemies could hear his hysterical lagh as he ran off.

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      It looks so amazing because you can never do that in other shooter games.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      pro strat right there

    • @PornopietistgeilimBe
      @PornopietistgeilimBe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I think that might the smartest play Soviet ever did.

    • @seanayres5
      @seanayres5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This is the beauty of VR. No other type of game lets you do something like that.

  • @coreyschultz7245
    @coreyschultz7245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3800

    Womble casually humming to himself as he pulls out a gun and shoots himself is something with which I vibe very much.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Ah... you okay man??

    • @MarkJones-by6xv
      @MarkJones-by6xv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It be like that sometimes

    • @oktayyildirim2911
      @oktayyildirim2911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      5:18

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like your german grammar while writing english :D ei fiel ju

    • @535phobos
      @535phobos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@suppar8066 I really hope you dont speak german, cause that is not a german sentence structure.

  • @UnasGamingChannel
    @UnasGamingChannel ปีที่แล้ว +707

    0:32 makes me laugh everytime.
    "No. No no no"
    *Single ominous gunshot from execution*

    • @alexcarter3412
      @alexcarter3412 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ww1 officer ASMR

    • @user-zz9mc3ym5d
      @user-zz9mc3ym5d 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@alexcarter3412"he's yellow!" - Sergeant Ripper

    • @IversonPaul-lh6ys
      @IversonPaul-lh6ys หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@user-zz9mc3ym5d I loved that episode of tales of the crypt

  • @sirtheopolis5085
    @sirtheopolis5085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9131

    I was completely shocked at womble showing he had more than one brain cell when he made that laser pointer play

    • @Serenity-ul2pl
      @Serenity-ul2pl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      the second brain cell got him to #11 on trending

    • @NickDaGamer1998
      @NickDaGamer1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Serenity-ul2pl #8 now

    • @kristinnmar8415
      @kristinnmar8415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Serenity-ul2pl 6# now

    • @bananarama3624
      @bananarama3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Hilariously this is exactly what I expected of him, just that it would somehow backfire

    • @Maskami
      @Maskami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah that was fucking incredible

  • @smugly6793
    @smugly6793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7166

    It’s great that Soviet’s reaction every time he’s given a gun is to aim it at himself or his teammates.
    Just instinct

    • @Jeragon186
      @Jeragon186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Is #77 Valteri Bottas says, “Traditions.”

    • @LordSerion
      @LordSerion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He just casually offed himself after shooting his teammate in cold blood...

    • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
      @Sp4rt4nSl4ya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he mocks American gun owners

    • @domesticatedpanda
      @domesticatedpanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He knows where the real threat is

    • @stormrunner4081
      @stormrunner4081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s not zf playing if there isn’t at least one friendly fire death

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    "I've assumed grenades bounce"
    That's just womble's luck - he FINALLY learns a thing about 'nades and they change the rules on him

    • @Venompool-ms8lm
      @Venompool-ms8lm ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hé was also throwing it at a wall facing him so it would still bounce back at him

  • @michaelbaker1508
    @michaelbaker1508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    The sheer joy. "He fell for it. He fucking fell for it." He was so proud of himself.

  • @stickways
    @stickways 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24181

    The ending was possibly the highest level of intelligence I’ve ever seen a ZF clan member exhibit

    • @xalrin4539
      @xalrin4539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

      I think soviet used the ZF braincell for the year, unfortunate tidings for the next videos

    • @vonnicktv2780
      @vonnicktv2780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      That's not really saying much...
      But I agree that that play was amazing!

    • @Spark412
      @Spark412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      @@xalrin4539 Bold of you to assume we'll get another video in 2021

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Possibly!?

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      *You telling me the time they took a shot after every death in CS:GO wasn't peak intelligence for them?*

  • @load_out
    @load_out 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3279

    That last play has to be the smartest Womble has ever been

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I mean the entire group is actually really experienced in coming up with and executing tactics... they just give zero fucks lmao

    • @load_out
      @load_out 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@scout360pyroz I was gonna say they have their moments of being smart but they also have their moments of let’s say…..being Cyanaide

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@load_out that really needs to be a meme, being a cyanide

    • @load_out
      @load_out 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 *munching noises intensifies*

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@load_out I believe it was cyanide who came up with the genius culling strategy of outhealing the gas.
      Never forget that it was Cyanide who knifed NBK lol.

  • @terracraft4615
    @terracraft4615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    12:43, the day the ZF starts playing seriously, we are doomed

    • @noahpaquet8357
      @noahpaquet8357 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's actually a brilliant tactic 😂

  • @jelleluyten5017
    @jelleluyten5017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    4:00 is peak ZF, the kind of bungled actions you expect in a comedy or satire.
    Shoot at enemy soldiers then gather around to discuss what is and isn't a suppressor without relocating or confirming kills.

  • @trapbuilder2283
    @trapbuilder2283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4185

    The laser play was brilliant, imagine how disappointing it would have been if they just threw a nade down there though

    • @codesimpson6010
      @codesimpson6010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      'All warfare is based on deception'. -Sun Wukong

    • @dudewheresmycar4203
      @dudewheresmycar4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@codesimpson6010 'All warfare is based...' - Sunny D

    • @dudewheresmycar4203
      @dudewheresmycar4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @Fiqih Wanita B O T D E T E C T E D !

    • @infantiltinferno
      @infantiltinferno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@codesimpson6010 I read that as "All welfare is based on deception". Time to go to bed, me thinks.

    • @alexsis1778
      @alexsis1778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That was honestly what i was expecting. I was like he's way too close to that corner and is just gonna die when they toss a nade down there

  • @yakee321123
    @yakee321123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8131

    That ending was genius! I've missed these absolute madmen.

    • @abramrexjoaquin7513
      @abramrexjoaquin7513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Bruh! I did that same tactic in airsoft. Fuckin' worked like a charm.
      Dark room cqb, flashlight on. Solo flanking defence. Killed 4 out of 10. Cheeky buggers flanking our spawn.

    • @dragex6582
      @dragex6582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Considering he got 2 of the three AND lived to withdraw? Yep.

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@abramrexjoaquin7513 good af

    • @gaiuscaesar3841
      @gaiuscaesar3841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Imagine seeing two of your friends get slaughtered in front of you and the culprit just runs away while his giggling echos through the metro station.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dragex6582
      The one must be panicking .
      Plus, I don't think that one knew that red dot was fake since the one who saw it instantly died.

  • @callumjennings6336
    @callumjennings6336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    9:11 That was the most Xcom moment I've seen outside of Xcom.

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    Yooo that laser move is totally from the movie Kickass when Hit Girl took off her flash light.

    • @Pointillax
      @Pointillax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Why did I read "fleshlight" ? I have a problem

    • @shradgamer8116
      @shradgamer8116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo when new video Comin bro?

    • @sadarka1
      @sadarka1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Pointillax i also did

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Pointillax wanna buy one? I can get one very cheap, it's pretty much new as well.

    • @TheSquidNinja
      @TheSquidNinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Netflix's Punisher

  • @rafaelpurnama1987
    @rafaelpurnama1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    i love how zf's grenade throwing skill has only worsened over the last several years to the point that the grenades themselves _reject_ being held in the hands of zf members and simply fling themselves away from the clutches of its user

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Since they mastered voodoo they dont need any grenades anymore :D (one of the vietnam bullshitteries contained a "how voodoo works" scene

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...And then he pulls a frag out of a drum mag.

    • @S0dapop583
      @S0dapop583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nobody tell ZF about explosive ammunition.

    • @devolo5947
      @devolo5947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@S0dapop583 im hearing 9 doomsday round

    • @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342
      @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "How do grenades work?" "You're asking the WRONG FUCKING CLAN.."

  • @graysonbauer7981
    @graysonbauer7981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    Ok but seriously, that ending with the laser sight pistol was actually a brilliant move.
    See, I knew Womble could strategize.

    • @greatlegacyoftanks5511
      @greatlegacyoftanks5511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      See, he winged it

    • @golirasmonk
      @golirasmonk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Whenever he's with the rest of the ZF clan The average brain cells of the group go up a little bit

    • @justinblin
      @justinblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even a broken clock is right twice a day

    • @michaelarview
      @michaelarview 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justinblin but what if the hands on the clock were going backwards.

    • @San-nj8fj
      @San-nj8fj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelarview it would still occasionally sync up with the actual time

  • @becausereasons8507
    @becausereasons8507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    I'm admiring the tactical thinking of that stealthy move there. That's something I would expect actual military units to be train in and be trained to be aware of.

    • @viggo1149
      @viggo1149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Technically yeah, but I don't see actual military units using lasers when holding points in any case, and thus I don't really see a militaty unit falling for that trap.

    • @zirconis5411
      @zirconis5411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@viggo1149 Plus I can't imagine you'd want to give away your position like that regardless of if you're on the other side.

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Nah, we definitely got training in stuff like that. How to smoke a cigarette without the burning dot showing up on NVGs, or like here, how to hide the laser from your own weapons.
      But obviously that's just general stealthyness. Not this particular trap.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      A guy I knew who was in the navy pulled something similar in a boarding drill, rolling a flashlight across the floor of a dark room, then shooting the attacking team in the back as they turned to see where the light was coming from

    • @tfw8738
      @tfw8738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      if they were going to do that, they would've thrown a flashbang and them cleared. he would still gotten hit by the flash

  • @ghazghkullthraka9714
    @ghazghkullthraka9714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    ‘Oh, we got crayons!’
    It is a game about the marines, those are probably dinner

  • @XxIPHANTOMZxX
    @XxIPHANTOMZxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Imagine, the last thing you ever hear/see after being shot is some guy running away laughing and shouting he fell for it

    • @rizaiqifa1238
      @rizaiqifa1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We will knew it was womble

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3366

    OK, no joke, that end play with the laser sight was badass.

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      That was some Jason Borne shit right there

    • @kenough90
      @kenough90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Pro gamer move

    • @carljohngallardo8133
      @carljohngallardo8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      until he yelled you fell for it and starting giggling like a girl AHAHAHA

    • @stspy212
      @stspy212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Soviet is the living embodiment of the Idiot Savant, which makes him really quite dangerous. 95% of the time he's training us to expect incompetence, but then 5% of the time he hits us like a goddamned tactical freight train.

  • @stevenoneil8563
    @stevenoneil8563 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    That play with the laser sight.... god just the fact that you can DO that is absolutely nuts.

  • @TheDakkaman
    @TheDakkaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    0:41
    All the other moments mentioned are great, but that little defeated "Aw" when he realizes he's about to go blind is just so perfectly tuned for maximum "this might as well happen" energy.

  • @discordsmorgan2023
    @discordsmorgan2023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2970

    "It's either madness or genius and I don't know which."
    - Literally ZF in a nutshell

    • @kaelkirkby9191
      @kaelkirkby9191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You’d be surprised how often those to coincide

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kaelkirkby9191 and that's why I only learn fundamentals and wing it from there, works in most situations, and usually you'll create a style that works from there, one usually based on wild card bullshit if you're known for causing havoc, the best word in the dictionary besides chaos and fuck.

    • @Bloke-98
      @Bloke-98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide

    • @BigFingerRo
      @BigFingerRo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is well known that the only difference between bravery and stupidity is outcome.

  • @redshepardgames
    @redshepardgames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    That ending was pure genius, for someone so suicidal and homicidal its nice to see a brain cell once in a while!

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It was his time to use the brain cell. It's like the Fate Witches and the one eye ball lol

    • @kimgamtanT
      @kimgamtanT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@baseballjustin5 EXACTLY

    • @Lichor2369
      @Lichor2369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah it was impressive, honestly made my mouth drop in amazement..

  • @TREX_04
    @TREX_04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    That last one is the definition of
    "No genius has ever existed without a touch of madness"

  • @Deez____
    @Deez____ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    9:55 that slap got me XD

    • @pokeprime94
      @pokeprime94 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It’s perfectly done

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  2 ปีที่แล้ว +23723

    So can I just put out a BUYERS BEWARE notice on the VR shooter "Onward".
    Last year the game received a major patch to allow cross-play with some VR hardware that Facebook are working on. Which included some pretty significant graphical DOWNGRADES to the PC version. For the curious, there are side-by-side comparisons available on TH-cam.
    I do not feel qualified to say whether this was good or bad for the game and can only vaguely speculate whether such moves are good or bad for VR in general. But I can unequivocally tell you that it enraged a lot of customers. Who saw a drastic change in graphical quality overnight. One only need browse the steam reviews from last year to see the extent of the anger.
    I need to warn my viewers that the game probably does NOT look like the above video anymore. This isn't representative of what came after version 1.8. Please seek other videos before making any purchasing decisions. Thank you.

    • @dolgolae
      @dolgolae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +900

      Thanks for the warning

    • @trevorcordell7336
      @trevorcordell7336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Ahhhh

    • @OrificeHorus
      @OrificeHorus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Cheers, man. Helps us all out.

    • @Sotergarm
      @Sotergarm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Thanks for the notice, Soviet.

    • @noah4430
      @noah4430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      game sucks now and is infested with children

  • @ModernMyths
    @ModernMyths 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    Soviet "Oh! You can draw on the map?"
    Everyone watching automatically knew what they were about to see

    • @rachael5099
      @rachael5099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😎😏😏th-cam.com/video/VL9uWnOUEzY/w-d-xo.html

    • @holybalz
      @holybalz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I honestly thought there would be more swears, so I was impressed.

    • @wolfen9113
      @wolfen9113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he got dinkle to voice the serious part

    • @Xitrial
      @Xitrial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Give people a place to express themselves, and they will draw dicks

    • @TheLaluciDaniel
      @TheLaluciDaniel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Xitrial ¬Socrates

  • @nickjonathan4043
    @nickjonathan4043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    9:38 it appears that you are left eye dominant, so it would be very difficult shooting a scoped rifle from the right handed position

    • @unkennyvalley287
      @unkennyvalley287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fk, i have the same situation and i didnt realise that. Its because of this i went to the air pistol instead of air rifle.

    • @raccoonking7566
      @raccoonking7566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah, Womble seems to be cross-eye dominant. Pretty hard to fix that, you did have safari guns with weird crooked stocks for people who are cross-eye dominant.

    • @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342
      @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's doable, but it's a pain. Source: Right-handed, left-eye dominant. I shoot pistols cross-hand, I shoot rifles left-handed. Many rifles are useless to me because of it (like AK-pattern rifles and most bullpups)

    • @michaelaeschbacher4648
      @michaelaeschbacher4648 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never realized I was cross-dominant until I read this comment

  • @capnkraken1514
    @capnkraken1514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    10:44 it would’ve been even better proof if Soviet missed that shot. More true to character.

  • @hypzz_alpha
    @hypzz_alpha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Soviet at the end: “Sometimes my genius is… It’s almost frightening”

    • @randomstranger_3
      @randomstranger_3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Soviet after the plan is executed and is actually successful: *_evil laughing_* HE FELL FOR IT, HE FUCKING FELL FOR IT! *_more evil laughing_*

    • @chrisbleurgh7425
      @chrisbleurgh7425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *ANGRY HANDBRAKE LOG NOISES*

  • @jensreiberg8086
    @jensreiberg8086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6923

    I've gotten so accustomed to the ZF boys being what they are that the last play with the laserpointer completly blindsided me.

    • @baldeaglenor7156
      @baldeaglenor7156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      I think it was all those thousands of hours on Arma that finally came down to this ultimate tactical move.

    • @cthulhufhtagn7520
      @cthulhufhtagn7520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      I heard they're actually really good from people who've played Arma with them, womble just only leaves in the dumb shit

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@cthulhufhtagn7520 yeah thats why its called bullshittery not awesomeclippery

    • @cthulhufhtagn7520
      @cthulhufhtagn7520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suppar8066 kick rocks

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@cthulhufhtagn7520 i dont get what you mean(english isnt my first language so i dont know all proverbs/sayings)
      But i surely wont kick rocks, that would hurt my feet man

  • @Learn.The.Hardway
    @Learn.The.Hardway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:55 Womble's little "Let's go." whisper, like he knows he's talking to a child-person.
    "It's okay buddy, let's finish this up so I can talk about it later"

  • @xtxownage
    @xtxownage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    12:34 I have never gone from disappointment to excitement so fast in my life.

  • @hueghh3775
    @hueghh3775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Fun fact: In certain states, it's *perfectly legal* to own a tank with a few conditions. It has to be:
    - Entirely incapable of using its weapons
    - Known to exist by the National Guard and local police.
    You also can't drive it on most highways.
    Which means it's entirely possible that someone owned that tank in the suburbs.

    • @Skorpychan
      @Skorpychan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Completely legal in the UK, but you need licenses for the tracks and the weight class to drive on the road.
      The machineguns are very illegal, but you can actually get a license for the main gun to be usable.

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It also needs rubber treads so it doesn't tear up the road.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Skorpychan oh sure you can fire a god damn heatsabo but dont you dare get a machine gun im sorry this is the one time we get to make fun of yalls gun laws.

    • @M4GG0TK1NG
      @M4GG0TK1NG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a place in Ohio iirc that you can pay to to drive the dude's tanks around and he'll set up cara for you to run over and shit to drive through etc.

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Skorpychan Why the fuck are you allowed a goddamn 120mm cannon but you're not allowed to have a bow outside of your own house.

  • @habie147
    @habie147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8586

    Tacticock... classic strategic planning tool. These guys are legit.

    • @byronyao5748
      @byronyao5748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro how do you only have 6 likes and no replies

    • @ethanguy7401
      @ethanguy7401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I knew you'd watch Soviet for some reason lmao

    • @agentwashington9911
      @agentwashington9911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You should try to collab!

    • @pieguy121
      @pieguy121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's the strat they used to get Bin Laden

    • @teov3420
      @teov3420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice seeing you here!

  • @dr.portal4557
    @dr.portal4557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Imagine a universe where a special forces teams last video is released of their mission where they all died and its one going "do we have it out of our system now?" they all hold guns to each other. Suddenly one guns the other two down and takes his pistol. "goodbye sad little world"
    There would be so many conspiracy theories.

  • @primeerebus253
    @primeerebus253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The fact womble had that level of ingenious tactical aptitude for about 30 seconds terrifies all of us

  • @D3X-Fenwick
    @D3X-Fenwick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    This brings a whole new meaning to 'special' forces

  • @judgem0rt1s23
    @judgem0rt1s23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4766

    1:33 This is easily my favorite part. Someone in the background being weird, he gets shot, person who shot him says "I fixed it" the same way someone figures out why one light bulb isn't turning on like the others. Womble and the other guy both saying "Thank you" at the same time with the exact same tone of voice as the problem solver just makes this scene magical.

    • @CazuhLynn
      @CazuhLynn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      And then the immediate "Right go ahead" so they can again focus on what they were doing before.

    • @Mcford70
      @Mcford70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      THANK YOU

    • @fatty1040
      @fatty1040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This scene made me realize how similar
      "God Fu*king Damnit Guys" and "Calm The Fu*k Down Guys" sound so similar

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It’s like a comedy sketch from Monty Python but it’s not scripted.

    • @vincentvalenzuela5718
      @vincentvalenzuela5718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Immediately followed by the spontaneous non verbally communicated shooting down of the drone and follow up shots. Theyre all so in sync

  • @mitemaximus831
    @mitemaximus831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The laugh after the laser play is the most brilliant evil cackle I've ever heard

  • @MTKTube
    @MTKTube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Soviet going for headshots reminds me why I was always taught to aim center of mass at human sized targets with actual firearms...I'm more likely to not miss every shot

  • @connorjukes4327
    @connorjukes4327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4380

    The only person to ever make me drop everything I'm doing and watch him

    • @andrew33
      @andrew33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear conor

    • @oskawurmli9600
      @oskawurmli9600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is the messiah

    • @jesseservin4012
      @jesseservin4012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about Nordern?

    • @RicwiBanor
      @RicwiBanor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well its easy when he only calls for 10 minutes of your time every 3 months

  • @nullhazard7569
    @nullhazard7569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I love how SovietWomble proves to the random dude he's SovietWomble by shooting him in the face.

    • @robertjeffrey1872
      @robertjeffrey1872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Poor way to prove yourself - everyone in ZF would do that!

  • @John_Conner222
    @John_Conner222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    multiplayer VR just adds another incredible layer to to Soviets bag of tricks for editing. That ending was incredible. I might try that trick in airsoft lol.

  • @TheLonelyViper
    @TheLonelyViper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I love that Womble is playinging 1.7 😂

    • @poly.fcracka9362
      @poly.fcracka9362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The deagle eagle man himself. I'm now very sure that all my favorite youtubers watch each others videos.

    • @NANOKARMA
      @NANOKARMA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hey, didn't expect to see you here!

    • @RimshotKiller
      @RimshotKiller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was recorded before 1.8 was a thing

    • @Alcatraz509
      @Alcatraz509 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Viper we need to see you use that Laser sight trick.

    • @zonefr3398
      @zonefr3398 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking love this guy been watching for a few years man

  • @anopirsten7565
    @anopirsten7565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    If I had a nickel for every time Soviet counted Lulu's nipples while playing VR I'd have 2 nickels but it's weird that it's happened twice

    • @brentmatthewc.hipolito4358
      @brentmatthewc.hipolito4358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I never thought I'd hear a line from Phineas and Ferb in the same sentence as nipples. xD

    • @nikel-
      @nikel- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You called?

    • @omegasilver4756
      @omegasilver4756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nikel- yea since when have you had a twin?

    • @rebeccaconlon9743
      @rebeccaconlon9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Old meme is old

  • @JustChadYT
    @JustChadYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    Man that play at the end was just perfection, a truly galaxy-brain play.

    • @simonnilsson8375
      @simonnilsson8375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye I agree. Insane play. Unfortunate that everyone get spammed by the bots above.

  • @tuckercormier3070
    @tuckercormier3070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It’s nice to see that ZF’s grenade problem extends to other games as well

  • @Excadinator
    @Excadinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That ending sure screams: THE BADGERS, THEY ARE THE BADGERS

  • @atlasofdysphoria
    @atlasofdysphoria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2306

    “Guys always have trouble finding the sniper spot” that got me way better than expected

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I am amazed that noone commented on this. Seems like they didnt find the comment section either..

    • @millicentwood549
      @millicentwood549 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.

  • @MarsAttack23
    @MarsAttack23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2540

    Everyone talking about the great end play but let's also remember the backward shooting while running from wombles shield. That was amazing!
    Edit:woble

    • @NKG416
      @NKG416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      just spat my tea

    • @medicinalm1abrams
      @medicinalm1abrams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was shooting his foot tho

    • @drakniratom9814
      @drakniratom9814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      shooting backward with naruto run might help lol

    • @thealrighty3534
      @thealrighty3534 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      like the sneaky shooting on metro in John Wick 2

    • @FakeTier
      @FakeTier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _'wobles'_

  • @alicewolfstein2453
    @alicewolfstein2453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    no matter how many times i watch this, the line "Bundy thats a fucking train" always gets me 😩

  • @steadfastwhiplash1216
    @steadfastwhiplash1216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    11:00
    "Your Mom's a little too big"
    Followed by:
    Sounds of mom standing up

  • @zacharyfrierson6972
    @zacharyfrierson6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    That laser ploy at the end was exactly something a tactical combat genius would do.

    • @zacharyfrierson6972
      @zacharyfrierson6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why exactly did you put in a video that has absolutely nothing to do with what I said?

    • @realburglazofficial2613
      @realburglazofficial2613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ‘Tactical _wombat_ genius’
      Fixed

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    The developers know exactly what Marines will do with those crayons.

    • @mark347347
      @mark347347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wait you could eat them?

    • @marilynsparks5931
      @marilynsparks5931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean it would probably be what real Marines do with crayons too. And then they would eat them.

    • @jimbob3332
      @jimbob3332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pre-mission snacks

    • @why3011
      @why3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time Until Penis (TOP)

  • @ArahoMan
    @ArahoMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The synchronized «Thank you» gets me every time

  • @Snake75055
    @Snake75055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    12:35 that was smart never thought of that.

  • @Azusuki
    @Azusuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    5:38 This whole scene, from the slow gun lowering with negotiation to the quick flick from Soviet to the last guy is just full of cinematic values. I can imagine it being a game trailer and cuts to black right after that flick

    • @volcanicus3459
      @volcanicus3459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it reminds me of one of the scenes in pirates of the Caribbean

    • @gravityfel7896
      @gravityfel7896 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reservoir Dogs

  • @edenfeledrum1540
    @edenfeledrum1540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    you'd think that with the thousands of hours each of them have spent in Arma there'd be at least some kind of teamwork or coordination but no... except for that last play. That was some 5th dimensional thinking.

    • @mattpace1026
      @mattpace1026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's cause they all barely get along, and thus no one actually bothers to try and help their teammates. Not a recipe for good coordination.

    • @lancemagbanua5712
      @lancemagbanua5712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That thousands of hours mostly consist of fucking around and just enjoying their game

    • @MartinFinnerup
      @MartinFinnerup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, it didn't involve much team play at all. XD

    • @spectralassassin6030
      @spectralassassin6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Fiqih Wanita Why?

    • @KookieDough94
      @KookieDough94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattpace1026 but an amazing recipe for funny content

  • @darkspeartroll
    @darkspeartroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ''I didnt know how to turn it off''
    ''So you shot it??''
    Made me laugh so hard :D

  • @Evan-st4cg
    @Evan-st4cg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    8:13 he couldn’t handle the embarrassment of dropping the syringe and decided there was only 1 way to deal with it

  • @skymanmcd6012
    @skymanmcd6012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    "Hey, who's this?"
    "This is Soviet, here I'll prove it"
    *Shoots teammate in the face*
    Yep, definitely Soviet

    • @sircampalot001
      @sircampalot001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To play devil's advocate, that could be anyone in ZF.
      Hell, it could even be someone OTHER than Soviet just pretending to be Soviet to stir shit up lmao.

    • @highlordnox1838
      @highlordnox1838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hell if he missed it would have proved it was Soviet

    • @MauranKilom
      @MauranKilom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't classic Soviet be attempting to shoot them but somehow missing at point blank?

  • @redheadrogue
    @redheadrogue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    I was eating biscuits and I almost DIED when they started using the crayons. "Guys ALWAYS have trouble finding the sniper spot." Excellent.

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just a tip: it is like a little knob. If you know how it works, many "doors" will open :D

    • @Oddhitman
      @Oddhitman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont eat or drink while watching the bullshiterries

  • @niarudle
    @niarudle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That laser trap at the end was uncharacteristically competent.

  • @tioalra6746
    @tioalra6746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:08 it is 3 am and now my eyes hurt 😢

  • @matthewsavino7845
    @matthewsavino7845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    10:00 that slap looked so perfect with how Soviet looked away

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      To be fair that's pretty much a reflexive reaction, pretty common especially when you've been playing vr for a while at a time

  • @davidcool5189
    @davidcool5189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    I'm just glad womble finally managed to shoot an enemy.

    • @yoberg75
      @yoberg75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      On purpose, even!

    • @davidcool5189
      @davidcool5189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@yoberg75 Fair point there

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It only took 8 minutes to SEE an enemy...

    • @ernestmueller8651
      @ernestmueller8651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m just glad he managed to put out a damn video

  • @CappyK
    @CappyK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That laser tactic reminds me of the Team Fortress 2 sniper meta of spraying a pic of boobies on a wall, then getting into a sniping position and waiting for people to stop and observe boobies.

  • @banyakakal4299
    @banyakakal4299 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:42 the drone shot is the proof why soviet is a genius and why he's so popular even though he only uploads once a year (if we're lucky)

  • @bibby659
    @bibby659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    When hitting inanimate object, Accuracy: 0%
    When hitting a moving person, accuracy: 75%
    Also I can only imagine how terrified that guy must've felt at the end when he turnes the corner, saw the pistol laying there with the lazer sight and then got shot from the other direction.

    • @dumnor
      @dumnor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      When aiming at a enemy target, accuracy: 15%
      When aiming at a friendly target, accuracy: 95%
      Also, distance to target has no bearing on these numbers.

    • @EpsilonNPC
      @EpsilonNPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Clever girl...."

  • @Sman2222
    @Sman2222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I watched the last clip live when it happened. Everyone mocked him in the chat he sat there for ages and they finally came down and fell for it I don’t think anybody stopped laughing for a solid 10 min

    • @LittleDanny9899
      @LittleDanny9899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i mean (assuming it worked out on the map) that they would have the entrances looked down so unless a Entrance gets breached leaving that spot would be a huge mistake

  • @clockworkgiant9070
    @clockworkgiant9070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How has this video not been taken down by TH-cam, that outplay with the laser sight was so fucking beautiful it verges on the pornographic

  • @aventchrist8055
    @aventchrist8055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:53
    "Guys always have trouble finding the sniper spot"

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Naturally, when Soviet get's shot at his first expectation is that _it's coming from his own team_

    • @ipanesm
      @ipanesm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      experience

    • @greeninferno1339
      @greeninferno1339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thing is, that’s usually correct

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you and I had to put up with these idiots for as long as Womble has, we’d do the same thing.

  • @Twolol
    @Twolol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    using 420% of the brain be like : 12:34

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @mynameismax3334
      @mynameismax3334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Them bots man.

    • @panbaron4424
      @panbaron4424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mynameismax3334 when did this start?
      This is the first vid i see stuff like this...

    • @spectralassassin6030
      @spectralassassin6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@panbaron4424 I've noticed it happening a lot more over the past week or so. I'd like to meet the person setting these bots up and give them a good kick in the jaw.

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@panbaron4424 been picking up for a couple months or so, so don't forget to flag em

  • @Macymack3714
    @Macymack3714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Womble still working on his grenade throwing skills till now, I'm literally crying how much I miss him😂

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:02 _You see that cold front? A storms a-coming._

  • @animeandshenanigans
    @animeandshenanigans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Aside from the fact that the last clip was a fucking excellent play, lets also applause Soviet for having Trigger Discipline. Dude literally got a near Ace just from that.

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Trigger discipline is literally just keeping your finger out of the trigger guard. I'm guessing you mean something different

    • @frecklenuckle4450
      @frecklenuckle4450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Pundae trigger discipline means a different thing in FPS games

    • @RipeSnipe
      @RipeSnipe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think it's because he advanced his position even though he could have dusted the first guy for like two seconds but decided to get more of an angle on his backup before shooting

    • @Renjiro_Junichi
      @Renjiro_Junichi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, he has trigger discipline.
      While keeps shooting his team mate

    • @csalagovitsmate8552
      @csalagovitsmate8552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Pundae In fps games, it usually means not shooting right away when you see an enemy that doesn't see you, and having enough patience and situational awareness to know the right moment to start shooting, and make most of the situation.

  • @DerpyTurtle0762
    @DerpyTurtle0762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    As a firearms enthusiast your skills both amaze and confuse me

    • @melodiewhatley8942
      @melodiewhatley8942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But y'all have to admit Womble and his clan ZF are just a ball to watch. 😁👍 Lol.

    • @sartajhanspal5604
      @sartajhanspal5604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      10:51 we now must pass a law that makes it legal to pull a grenade outta a gun

    • @wanderingwonder111
      @wanderingwonder111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sartajhanspal5604 that law already exists, it's called the 2nd amendment. * cries proud freedom tears *

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Once upon a time there was 😅😄😃🤣😂😁😀

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      will get nothing; and when you👧👦🧒👶🙊🙉🙈

  • @henrykhenrykowski2745
    @henrykhenrykowski2745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:21 It means he was in superposition, like Schrodinger's Cat (maybe he was the one at the moment)

  • @moamer8453
    @moamer8453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:45 THIS MAN IS A GOD AMONGST MEN

  • @wariodude128
    @wariodude128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    "I'm still alive, but I'm dead-ish."
    That is a quote I decided needed to be written out in a comment because it was quite amusing.

    • @Drenix
      @Drenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      As millenials would say "that's a mood"

    • @wariodude128
      @wariodude128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Drenix *smiles while nodding in approval*

    • @Clone683
      @Clone683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That quote needs to be on a t-shirt.

  • @herlofrumfragi4361
    @herlofrumfragi4361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Oh my god, that ending move was genius. I really like how some people come up with tactics in VR games that would not be possible in flat games

    • @Zozo-Kiki
      @Zozo-Kiki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Chkprofilename shut up

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zozo-Kiki -- Remember to report them.

  • @jctripplesticks
    @jctripplesticks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:35 don't mind me, just marking this for my pleasure

  • @Opr8rKaz
    @Opr8rKaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As someone who’s played onward for a year, I can confirm that poro starting with and RPG is what most people do when they figure out you can get an RPG

  • @Th3BadThing
    @Th3BadThing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    "Your mum is too big"
    I quite literally snorted while laughing at that, completely caught me offguard

    • @HTacianas
      @HTacianas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think the best part of that joke was the explosion afterwards. Like the roast was so bad he just disintegrated.

  • @sayidhassan13
    @sayidhassan13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I love how a slightest of achievement excite womble like he just won a gold medal

    • @patton1602
      @patton1602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Everything is a fucking achievement if you got no expectations :3

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In fairness to Womble, it _was_ pretty cool.

  • @AbyssalDrake88
    @AbyssalDrake88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he drops the mag and says shit at about 3:25, the venom in his voice is just outstanding.

  • @beatyacheeks9338
    @beatyacheeks9338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:05 should be the ZF motto

  • @dme3y690
    @dme3y690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    0:42
    I guess assuming grenades bounce is fine, but why did you think that it'll bounce to the right after being thrown at almost 90° angle?

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      You realize you’re talking about Womble, right?

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@TheSlamburger That is indeed a very fair question.

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This is ZF. Grenades are far outside their expertise.

    • @S0dapop583
      @S0dapop583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And also properly completing missions

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@S0dapop583 And not killing each other.

  • @minimalgrammar1276
    @minimalgrammar1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I actually think he could've gotten all 3 contacts with that (legitimately) massive brain play he did. Then again, I respect that he didn't get greedy. 2 for 0 is better than maybe 3 for 1. (I think.)

    • @mimironshead4107
      @mimironshead4107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Not in this case, as it was a 3v3. Assuming no respawns, getting all three would've ended it right there. But it was an excellent play

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mimironshead4107 That's why I added the "I think." Thank you for the clarification!

    • @mimironshead4107
      @mimironshead4107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@minimalgrammar1276 Yea, of course. I don't mean to be an ass

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mimironshead4107 Well duh.

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice pfp

  • @shadowfury428
    @shadowfury428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:30 As Barker would say *NEXT BARRICADE!!*

  • @Y3N1X
    @Y3N1X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:12 Alec Baldwin testing the “prop gun”