THE ABSOLUTE BEST OF r/RAREINSULTS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ค. 2024
- An hour of the top posts from r/Rareinsults on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Damien ► / damienlee
Robin ► / xycronva / @xycron
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien | You look burnt.: 0:00
Robin | 4k Breathing: 12:11
Damien | bruh... calm down: 23:22
Jack | woah that's savage: 35:30
Damien | BE THERE OR BE SQUARE: 48:58 - ตลก
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"Until Betty White is gone from this world you will respect her"
Me watching this in 2022
Hello, darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again
@@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs timestamp
@@trashtaste7816 45:22
same
Well, that didn't last long.
"Until Betty White is gone from this world" that aged well
WHY
WHY DID HE HAVE TO SAY THAT
r/agedlikemilk
Bruh
I looked down at this comment right as he said "until Betty white is gone from the world".... That comment got me fucked up 😂
You know it’s kind of funny the fact that Emkay has Robin do most of the r/rareinsults despite him being more snarky than a toddler who wasn’t able to drink the corrosive liquid under the sink cabinet
That was.. a rare insult in itself.. I’m impressed and proud of you
i think you mean damien
@@spineythefish nope, I mean Robin. Nearly all of his reactions are, “i’M 6’ 3,” rAre dOeS nOt eQuAlL fUnnY! cOme oN pEoPle dO bEtteR nExt tIme.”
r/rareinsults
@@ganondorfmaster7974 I think they mean because damien did the most of r/rareinsults
Damien's ability to read a paragraph out loud without messing up, mocks me every night.
tbf he most likely does multiple takes for a lot of them
@@WhiteNoBeard471 Bro, I can take 500 takes and still mess up, I'm still peanut butter and jealous
@@HighFireGuys well damn. Dyslexia's a bitch i guess
“Until Betty white is gone from this world you will respect her name” bad news Damien
I came here to say this
Videos taken moments before disaster
@@aryanahallan377 two months*
Aged like fine wine
@@aryanahallan377 no, the actual video is way older, this is just a supercut
0:32
“i didn’t watch that movie”
dang, Damien did a rare insult himself
Damn, Damien really did it.
Damn
*THICC DAMN*
@@hikamihise1967 hello fricking bot that everyone hates
@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 lol pls
2:58 thats about the best plankton imitation ive ever heard
Why is it that we find out Jack is capable of doing a scottish accent several memes after Frankie Boyle?
Ah man just watching this and the comment Jack makes about not doing Betty dirty until Betty White is gone - makes me sad.
The likes: unperfect perfection.
Me: NOT ANYMORE!
It's actually Robin. Understandable mistake, though, I couldn't tell them apart for a looong time.
@@CreepersNeedHugsnah m8 it was Jack
"Until Betty White is gone from this world"
*cries in 2022*
Ikr
Damien, Robin, and Jack, thank you for the laughs, I was having a bit of a tough day, but all is good now!
One time I was watching a twitch stream and the streamer and a guest were trying to explain to a troll how to craft a proper insult. I told the streamer that he looked like Tony Hawk found the Fountain of Youth but it was laced with heroin and he laughed so hard he couldn't catch his breath for a couple of minutes. Because it's true.
which streamer? i have to see the clip of this
@@lillienorrie4303 lol I really don't think a clip of that exists and I couldn't tell you what month it was, let alone which episode. I really need to learn how to use the clip feature...
@@revwroth3698 That doesnt sound real. I dont want to guess wrong, but you would most likely remember it. So how about this: what streamer?
@@FranticFrog seeing as they haven't responded, I'm guessing it is fake
Yep and then obama came out your closet and gave you a high five and an xbox
"Until Betty White is gone from this world you will RESPECT that name" aged very poorly
Not really
Are you sure you're using that right hun? Betty was very widely loved, and that not changed since her passing.
@@InservioLetum your iq is the same as alaska´s room temperature
BEAT ME TO IT LMAO
Bro I gotta say, I'm thoroughly impressed with the accuracy of that plankton voice.👍👍
I still remember the Markiplier impression, though I haven't been able to find which vid it was
@@shizumi9674 dumb bot leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@8bitarmory846very bite of 87 core -robin
I laughed so hard at the 'Lt. Surge' statement I had a coughing fit.
why did it sound like at 0:11 someone was shooting a arrow in minecraft-
Because he is playing it in the background.
I am playing Minecraft at this exact moment and was kinda concerned tbh
r/Unexpectedminecraft
49:53 this man be laughing like an asthmatic tea-kettle trying to imitate the sound of a squeegee on a window
Asthmatic tea kettle
@@Anotherchild_lol HEY! THAT'S ME!
*W H E E Z E*
@@Drag0nmaster _how do you feel about having such a title_
So, Pikamee, basically
I lost it at "if brains were gasoline she couldn't run a pissants go cart two laps around a cheerio"
That was me actually 😂
6:24
He didn't roast him, he cremated him
9:18 bro looks like he’s trying to find the city of gold
45:22
…when they said “Until Betty white dies” bro that definitely r/agedlikemilk😭☝️
The Damien parts make me realise how much i miss those mouse click sounds. And also Damien used to read without judgement, best example: 10:22. Robin gushing on Reviewbrah is the most wholesome thing ♥
Your name sounds like a Harry Potter spell
@@gl1tch417 she looks like a broken hair brush
I have only recently subbed to the channel, what happened to Damien?
@@22b_gc8 he left from the channel i think
@@gl1tch417 nah its fuckin sims language
3:23 is what killed me lmao
God, I love Damien's laugh. 😂👌
Holy crap did I seriously sit here for an hour watching this? Normally I would lose my interest or distract myself somehow in videos that long, but this kept my attention. I love these so much lmao
I just realized this video was an hour only after reading your comment-
Emkay crew is funny to the point I can watch several hours of them in a row
yeah i was 50 minutes in when i realized
*Ah yes, 1h straight of laughing at other people getting insulted.*
You again
@@hikamihise1967 did i ask
Damn that’s a lot of bots
😐
BRUH, 23 HOURS AND ALREADY 5 BOT COMMENTS
Damien's Plankton voice is so uncannily good bro
19:12 his suit looks animated
As a guy that stands at 5'0" with a fiance that's 5'8" and a boyfriend that's 6'3", I can say that long distance relationships work.
Edit: this is a happy polyamorous relationship.
Wait a minute....
Hol up
Hold tf up
I'm hoping this is just polyamory
@@scrypt1x796 Same
9:08 No, that is Miguel from Dreamwork's The Road to El Dorado
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW IT OMFG
A few weeks ago an acquaintance of mine asked a girl that we are all 100% friend-zoned with if girls measure/compare depth. We had no choice but to unload every rare insult we knew on him
56:27 this fucking broke me
I love how in 48:58 Damien decided he wanted to be Bill Cipher.
"he sounds better with a scottish accent" he says about Gordon Ramsay, the known Scot
You'd be surprised how completely unknown it is that Gordon is Scottish lmao I just learned that _this year._ He legit just sounds British to me and pretty much everyone else on the planet 😂 The amount of people who call him British in Kitchen Nightmares is astounding.
I was just thinking this 🥴
@@mimistardust3915 9
Today years old, when I found out Gordon Ramsay was Scottish
@@mimistardust3915 well while Scotland is still technically part of Britain, Gordon was mostly raised in England
19:57 it's not "double O", or "OO"; it's "double OO". The original used the word "good", and it's a trick, because it means _four_ o shapes in a row, not just two o letters in a row. The word "food" doesn't, but "good" does. It also only works with lowercase, so it's weird that they used capital OO.
Words don't even need two o's to have double oo.
good, boob, poop, and goop have it, but so do opposite, nobody, dodo, and voodoo has five.
13:49
i was chugging water then i saw that meme.
puked water all over my bed and it got in my nose and probably cleaned my sinuses out.
it hurts
were you ok?-
@@AMikuButCHPerson I don’t remember now 💀
@@cosmicsunshines help
53:27 hey they caught Peter griffin
That “until Betty white is gone from this world” one aged like a chopped avocado
4:16 Your Offspring is Offfall
9:13 SKYRIM FRICK YEAH
27:35 this meme got ingrained into my memory and actually helped me memorize how many feet in a mile
SAME
I did the same but it flopped and I only remembered 280 and not the 5 and know I’m going to court for mass murder because Jack told me to
@@chirpysharkmusic5312 what the fuck
27:18
That's what we call a ransom. You steal their supplies, they beg for them back, and then you charge them.
You got me laughing like Damien!
i cant believe i watched a whole ass hour of this. gah dayhm. great content as always, emkay. keep it up!
here is a good insult. "You're giving off Doofenshmirtz vibes." but don't tell them which one, because they're all horrible.
I know a pretty good insult
You look like a helluva boss fan
@@sbevsstuff Good for you. You Really got me there!
@@milliebingham5930 at least I'm not a person who supports zoos!
@@sbevsstuff Why don't you explain that? I live under a rock.
@@sbevsstuff I didn't about any zoophilia allegations until you mentioned it.
29:51
sooo Japanese here, I just really want to qualify that NO ONE says Arigato Sensei to their teachers, first saying arigato to a superior person is disrespectful and rude, then the grammar is wrong. it is Sensei, Arigatougozaimasu, (先生ありがとうございます.)
Also, Japan is not what people say it is, it is a NORMAL COUNTRY-
no one speaks any cuter, no one says things any more romantically. Its actually more boring then other country, just to let you guys know.
I mean, I know you're right, but I bet you still speak pretty cute.
@@Mr.Agateophile. 0v0
When you learn how to properly thank a teacher in Japanese from a TH-cam comment 😃
@@sammygfilms9393 The internet can be strange in most ways
no bc im not even Japanese, I've been watching anime since I was 6 and spent like a month learning the language off of some shitty app and I still understand basic respect?? I know some about Japanese culture, but certainly not a lot, yet I've picked this shit up? Like anybody who has ever seen or experienced real Japanese culture (not in anime) can pick basic mannerisms up. Twitter anime kids just like to project their love of little girls onto Japan and pass it off as "just enjoying the culture"
it's so weird
just finished the r/whenthe and then another one came :D
@Sguid Game no
@@hikamihise1967 dnc
Yes same
Same
Same :D
31:48 **Sokka would like to know your location*
TBH I listen to these mostly to hear Emkay laugh!
"Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect that name, sir!"
Oof.
45:25 - Well I guess he can insult the name Betty now
YOU WILL STILL RESPECT THE NAME
I just recently found your channel and you are really funny!
This video keeps making me laugh out loud with my headphones on and scaring my baby lol
Me: “Omg poor Quackity…… anyways.”
Goes to show on a media share he does later in the future.
44:34
The fact that Damien has no clue what the context for that Mikeala Long video was and said "she's trying her best" was *chef's kiss* 😂
25:26 about as hot as a freezer made of solid methane
whenever I am having an episode i come to this video specifically
thank you so much
Damien YOU KILLED IT 10:07. You are the best censor man.
15:24 -- HEY! You be nice to LegalEagle! Devin is awesome, and he has been actively attempting to fix nasty policies and laws in Washington. He's an excellent TH-camr, and a really great person to boot. (For a lawyer ;) )
As Devin says though, everyone hates a lawyer until you need one. Very true facts.
Ok
And if you aren't nice to him, he will see you in court...
@@Doublemonk0506 ok
@@DoYouSeeBananaManTH when you don't watch something so you don't get the references in the comments and still feel offended enough to respond to both with no context
@@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently ok that’s me
35:26 love how the insult for this particular one was cut off.
Noooo! They did my boy Ian dirty. There's no need to bring up his addiction to French firearms.
I am utterly speechless after viewing this video, the amount of creativity in these people is insane.
13:24
"by miracle" yea right
“you’re so dumb you wouldn’t be able to hit water if i pushed you out of a boat in the middle of a lake” is perhaps my favorite way that i’ve ever heard another person be called an idiot
28:36 That's tough talk coming from someone who managed to fit a comma splice into a two-word sentence, Nicole.
44:55 to be fair, it doesn't help his image that he gets paid 300% more than the developers at Activision and got a 500k stock bonus after firing 800 people last year
45:23 rip Betty white
I am gonna make this time stamp so I can watch this part again lmao 24:28
Gonna save that for later 😎
8:18 this made me spit out water through my nose
27:35 the British actually created the imperial system and then forced the colonies to use it and now they insult us for using it
What kind of crap is that?
Most bri'ish people still use the imperial system
Nobody roasts Charlie better than the people who love him and his videos and I think that's beautiful
Hey. Birch is useful for the "support beams" or the corners that can only be seen on the outside of your house, and to make light floors if oak isn't light enough.
OMG your plankton impression is impeccable!!
100 years ago: In the 2020s we'll have flying cars and robot maids
100 years later: 1 hour of people laughing at roasts
39:57 I had to go back and listen again to see if I really heard him say “i-OWE-uh”
38:50 LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
I will admit it took me a second, but damn! That is quite the burn
34:00 bro sounded like a 14 year old in school trying to be funny by doing a SpongeBob impression but sounds like a dish washer on it's load
🍴🍿 this u?
U know it's a good day when u get an hour long vid from Emkay🙏🏻
28:25 R Lee Ermey might just as well be the mascot of /r/rareinsults. The first half of the movie Full Metal Jacket is like a rare insults mixtape. He was originally just going to be a consultant for the movie, but he put together a demo reel of insults, which convinced the director to cast him. Some of his lines were even ad-libbed.
yep, film crew was told by director if they laughed they had to pay the rounds at a local bar. many failed lol
and people were drunk those following months of filming
All lifeguards have multiple certifications and can outswim your neglected beta fish
15:22 this man is the human embodiment of when i copy and paste the left eye to the right eye and then flip the canvas
26:12 there was a kid at my old school who did that (we were in seventh grade)
5:57 thats a insult to ps2
3:09 Imagine trying to insult kids when you don’t know as an adult that “left” doesn’t equal west.
0:44 seconds in and my brain already found a way to bring up bug fables
"Until betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name."
r/agedlikemilk
This is where i will get my insults from the next time i get into an argument
I laughed way too hard at "you cup of decaf."
"I wave my wanna falana olubnmi" still gets me every time
38:43 - Holly Sh*t! That was good.
17:33 I legit thought he was the coat hanger
*23:17** ah yes, attempt to insult smart disabled children, with that image… aren’t they a genius!*
30:56 Wreck-it Ralph became a college professor just to find out he's still not feeling smart and decided to throw himself out into the Internet again in hopes that people would just praise him one more time. But they didn't.
Bruh, this has to be my favorite sub Reddit, thank you emkay! 👌
@@hikamihise1967 ok and
12:22 Hey, that's nothing - I once dated a girl who looks like a baby, a teen, and a middle-aged mom at the same time.
2:39 -I’m not suprised by how the hell he messed up that order, but more of what the hell is wrong with the table he placed them on
I have one "Hearing you talk hurts as much as trying to sleep with chip crums on a bed you waste of oxygen."
10:47 "Post that on Reddit and I'll grind you like cheese."
The way Damien just came into the video at 23:23 made me think he was dollar store corpse for a minute 🤣 (SORRY DAMIEN!!!)
I LAUGHED SO MUCH THAT I FARTED
New rare insult idea: "You seem like the type of guy to buy a new phone when it runs out of battery."