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  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4930

    I hate the person telling JackSepticEye that if he wanted privacy he shouldn't have mentioned he was dealing with something. Literally everyone sometimes tells their friends or other people that care about them in some way (like an audience) "hey, I'm dealing with some shit, please give me some space for a bit." He wouldn't exactly get privacy if he said nothing and someone inevitably uncovered it and spread it around.

    • @Arya_hihi
      @Arya_hihi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Your comment was posted 14 minutes ago & it has 14 likes.

    • @rexalfie6342
      @rexalfie6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Where

    • @eldritchteletubby9319
      @eldritchteletubby9319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      People have been vicious to Jack, he doesn't deserve any of it.

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @Bruzzun Ath'tuch he’s a fucking international treasure

    • @animatorblueberrysans7896
      @animatorblueberrysans7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lulolie fuckn right he is

  • @mirrorofnight
    @mirrorofnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3189

    Robin’s voice is just about as lively as a cemetery during a zombie apocalypse.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      After The Covenant been thru the system...

    • @geethadevibhavani9104
      @geethadevibhavani9104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@seand.g423 Wait, the Covenant arent zombies, that's the Flood you are talking about I think.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@geethadevibhavani9104 Flood doesn't Glass shit, tho...

    • @barelyrayssa9808
      @barelyrayssa9808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Would that be negative dead on the X and Y scales?

    • @alternatemars8350
      @alternatemars8350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro what fuck'n year you living in?

  • @amgry_leaf8546
    @amgry_leaf8546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    That girl roasting the guy hitting on her really just threw him in a puddle of gasoline and forgot to throw a match and acted like he just got destroyed

  • @hawkpaul8735
    @hawkpaul8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    Saying Boris the Buffoon is like cheese is a really bad insult to cheese.

    • @realnub235
      @realnub235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      OOF

    • @breaddino2167
      @breaddino2167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love this comment

    • @Massck
      @Massck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good god what the fu

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, here in the UK, we LOVE cheese

    • @art1637
      @art1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cheese sucks and is bad please insult cheese more

  • @wally6980
    @wally6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3862

    Robin sounds like he could be hired as a narrator for a documentary on Candy Land.
    Edit: since I've gotten multiple comments asking about what Candy Land I'm referring to, I'll answer it here. I'm talking about the board game.
    Edit #2: I know nothing of the movie or anything else other than the board game. Please don't ask me _"oh, theres a movie? what is it?"_

    • @mr.poohmakes2041
      @mr.poohmakes2041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He needs to do this

    • @Rimantiu
      @Rimantiu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Oh my god yes
      (Edit why did so many ppl like this-)

    • @captaindead9314
      @captaindead9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Is it just me or is it that all of the movie anouncer sound the same

    • @21bucks
      @21bucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      _w o a h_

    • @CaptainRedbeard89
      @CaptainRedbeard89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This comment itself belongs on
      r/rareinsults

  • @thebudgieadmiral5140
    @thebudgieadmiral5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    0:42 Imagine you are an architect. You spent months coming up with the design and working out the perfect proportions and angles and features - and then the owner says "Also, I want to give it camo paint!"
    All your work is now hidden under a hideous paintjob designed specifically to obscure shapes. Oof.

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    Everyone: How did you come up with these comebacks?
    r/rareinsults: Most of them were made in the shower

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Okay, that's better.

    • @choaskiller8709
      @choaskiller8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Real answer

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      r/showerthoughts?

    • @Kazuk.i
      @Kazuk.i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      R/rareinsultsandshowerthoughts

    • @dino_sores4298
      @dino_sores4298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Smell your upper lip and come back to us.
      Thats a joke lads

  • @kotarojujo2345
    @kotarojujo2345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Saying “I’ll eat eat your arteries like they’re twizzlers” has the same energy as “I’ll pop your vertebrae out of your mouth like a PEZ dispenser” lol

    • @klanceklancerevolution3339
      @klanceklancerevolution3339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Used both of these in some arguments.... yeah not gonna work

    • @left-handed-suzuki-method
      @left-handed-suzuki-method 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what about "i'll eat your brain like i'm eating imaginary spaghetti, you wet socked 4 legged creature with 4 eyes and no use to society!"

    • @tealtalonflame4281
      @tealtalonflame4281 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@left-handed-suzuki-method Too long, and kinda weak. You gotta make your insults snappy and easy to say. Like, "If you were any dumber, I could use your brain as a bowling ball," or "I feel bad for the oxygen your breath uses, you pathetic waste of (Space/Skin/[etc])."
      'Imaginary spaghetti' doesn't quite hit as hard as just 'spaghetti' would, and the rest is just, like, a bit too much. 'Wet-socked' is good on its own, though, and using the 'pathetic waste' part as a base for an insult really works!
      Hope this helps you on your journey to insult. Have a nice one!

    • @Annihilation_Studios
      @Annihilation_Studios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my god its yotaro joku, stand user of moon gold

    • @OdenKozuki_Of_Wano
      @OdenKozuki_Of_Wano 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How bout "I will tie your asshole hair together and force-feed you taco bell"

  • @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819
    @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    6:40, bro looks the Lorax if he was in a live Netflix movie 😂😂😂

  • @AJOlaks
    @AJOlaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Robin sounds like a minor character that started super strong at the start but then couldn’t tackle a bagel

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He sounds like Johnny Test's dad.

    • @The_Federation
      @The_Federation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He does

    • @phillyp6969
      @phillyp6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robin: reads opening post
      Queensadilla: AhahHahahahHhahhaHahahHahHahHahHahHa

    • @phillyp6969
      @phillyp6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh, and the insult; Robin seems like the result of a 14-yo-girl with all the emotion drained out of her voice who is then turned into a 27-yo male with enhanced depression

    • @weedwagon1403
      @weedwagon1403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dioooooooooooooooo

  • @superiorhunter5644
    @superiorhunter5644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4139

    Calling someone a default character is such a default character insult.

    • @superiorhunter5644
      @superiorhunter5644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And I'll be seeing you guys on kamikazebywords in like six months when someone stumbles across this comment.

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@superiorhunter5644 I’m putting you on r/young peopleTH-cam just to spite you

    • @cartoonfantasy4541
      @cartoonfantasy4541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@doge8825 you madlad

    • @superiorhunter5644
      @superiorhunter5644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@doge8825 You can't be doing things like that. Youngpeopleyoutube is like comedycemetary. If you end up there you are 'that guy from youngpeopleyoutube'

    • @ACowIsHuge
      @ACowIsHuge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This seems like something only a default character would say

  • @JAB_the_Tab
    @JAB_the_Tab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:49 hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly backwards

  • @TheDuchy-d3h
    @TheDuchy-d3h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3331

    Robin sounds like a default character, angry at people insulting his race.

    • @am4rz__
      @am4rz__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      r/rareinsults

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Damn

    • @supremeboi1x
      @supremeboi1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Kind of like the Brit insulting Mexicans post

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@supremeboi1x Lmao yeah
      also, i'm british and i don't claim that guy, they're an asshole. also wtf do they even know what a cornish pasty is? they're made of pastry, and usually have beef, potato, swede and onion. that's completely different to a taco.
      in short, they're a dumbass and they don't know what a cornish pasty is.

    • @thatrandomguyig5367
      @thatrandomguyig5367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i can't un-hear it now

  • @grinchobricks871
    @grinchobricks871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Robin sounds like he says "yellow" when he picks up the phone.

    • @Sinc3r3ly
      @Sinc3r3ly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ayo that’s a compliment

    • @hank1318
      @hank1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i say green what are yous on about

    • @hank1318
      @hank1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      green

    • @hank1318
      @hank1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats my response you said my name #greenclan

    • @indieandfinn6940
      @indieandfinn6940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hank1318 yo I say Burlywood

  • @big.1234
    @big.1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    3:12 looks like he's tryna steal woody

  • @ahuman3642
    @ahuman3642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    Robin sounds like an enthusiastic narrator, that’s pretending he doesn’t know his wife is cheating on him

  • @Saimeren
    @Saimeren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    14:22 That's Serj Tankian. He's the lead singer of System of a Down. The "insult" is literally a reference to his song Toxicity. The lyric is literally "Eating seeds as a past time activity" and in the music video the band are sitting on a couch eating seeds throwing the shells on the table.

    • @shimozu716
      @shimozu716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      When I saw this part of the video, I started scrolling for ages to see who got the joke. I was starting to think it had gone over everyone's heads, but I found this comment, and it made my day that SOMEONE actually has good taste! XD

    • @someoneelse5005
      @someoneelse5005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shimozu716 saaaym

    • @RSIMaxed
      @RSIMaxed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I jumped to the comments to see if anyone was able to point this out. Splendid work

    • @IAmWillGraham
      @IAmWillGraham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shimozu716 SAMEE

    • @angelfish1192
      @angelfish1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I actually like that band and music but I didn’t get it- guess I’m just stupid.

  • @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483
    @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jasper: *Dies of laughter*
    Metal Jasper: Im sure gems cannot "die"
    Jasper: *soul leaves body*

  • @eggueguchannel
    @eggueguchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    The "this guy looks like he eats seeds in his free time" went over his head. Guess he doesnt listen to SOAD

    • @jacklephoenix9078
      @jacklephoenix9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I specifically went hunting in the comments for someone else to have noticed

    • @Shadoxinfernus
      @Shadoxinfernus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fiiinallyyy

    • @sabi2955
      @sabi2955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @ignoolio12nera96
      @ignoolio12nera96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Now the combination of this comment and the joke's origin makes me question whether or not the person in the picture is who I think it is

    • @jacklephoenix9078
      @jacklephoenix9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ignoolio12nera96 Serj Tankian?

  • @ShadoeLandman
    @ShadoeLandman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Jack’s post made sense to his fans, and insulting him after his father died was f*cked

  • @theminerwithin9316
    @theminerwithin9316 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These roasts are so specific that I can't catch a breath of air at all, I'm laughing too hard.

  • @lePirateMan
    @lePirateMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    Robin the kinda guy that would narrate for emkay.
    Edit: please stop replying notifications from an unfunny comment l left 11 months ago are annoying as frick

    • @nineiota2472
      @nineiota2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Aah yes confuse the confused

    • @chronicfailure9092
      @chronicfailure9092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yeah why doesn't he narrate for them?

    • @chao6890
      @chao6890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Hmm, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @nineiota2472
      @nineiota2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@chao6890 hmm yes the air is made outta air

    • @atlanticxmoon9099
      @atlanticxmoon9099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I know right
      I wish he did

  • @nataliefedesco4304
    @nataliefedesco4304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Robin sounds like he’s trying to be genuinely happy while being forced to voice an anime character he knows nothing about

    • @Italian_goober
      @Italian_goober ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stop trying to get on r/rareinsults dude.

    • @Alchemyyyyyy
      @Alchemyyyyyy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Italian_gooberlol

  • @zapdog_
    @zapdog_ ปีที่แล้ว +40

    14:26 "If you're good at something, never do it for free."

    • @Fenet2000
      @Fenet2000 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have honestly never understood that behaviour
      If I were a hot woman, I would probably consider at least giving it a try

  • @KyleWilson96
    @KyleWilson96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    “She looks like she’s positive for everything”
    Except life

    • @TECh-wg7mv
      @TECh-wg7mv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy shit this is funny lmao

    • @nora_kolvy
      @nora_kolvy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Might be positive for life in prison too ya never know to be honest.

    • @youareoneant
      @youareoneant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and when people use constructive criticism because most positive people can't handle criticism due to them being ignorant sacks of flesh and not expecting criticism

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought except IQ but that works

    • @charliebernhardt410
      @charliebernhardt410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That kinda sounds like me

  • @ultimatewaluigi5907
    @ultimatewaluigi5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    11:45 How about, "She's so basic her stomach acid is perpetually creating saltwater"

  • @farewell.wanderlust
    @farewell.wanderlust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    14:48
    michael reeves could straight up confess to murder and still not even be considered as a suspect.

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "Do not face time venom at 3am"
    You are equivalent of spiderman movies recycling uncle ben

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Literally EVERY comedian has "stolen" jokes. (often details are updated for the times). Comedy often hinges on delivery and timing.

    • @twilightnawi1194
      @twilightnawi1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Both of which Amy Schumer manages to fuck up consistently.

  • @urgence1271
    @urgence1271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:04 man looks like the block of cheese from earlier going through it’s emo phase.

  • @eleanorcooke7136
    @eleanorcooke7136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    That thumbnail is what I think about our current British politics.

  • @kaminalateralus849
    @kaminalateralus849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "This guy looks like he eats seeds in his free time." You do know that's Serj from System of a Down? The insult was a reference to the song "Toxicity."

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought the same thing lol

    • @mothshroom8740
      @mothshroom8740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Eating seeds as a past time activity. The toxicity of our city, of our city.”

    • @morganredman1745
      @morganredman1745 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So glad someone else got it

  • @estellesmith4118
    @estellesmith4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:42
    White crayons are actually pretty useful. I feel white markers would make more sense.

  • @link77779
    @link77779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    9:54 She's calling him something that starts with 'P' and ends with a jail sentence.

    • @Alchemist1995
      @Alchemist1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was about to say that.
      For reference: Tee Ball is almost exclusively played by young children.

    • @Konoshy
      @Konoshy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was looking for this comment. Can't believe I've only seen one person make it so far. How was it so hard to figure out?

  • @scottdixon2505
    @scottdixon2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    2:36 can we take a moment to appreciate simply how much Boris looks like he's aged during his time as prime minister.

    • @Rio4001
      @Rio4001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh boy did this age beautifully

  • @Zychel_EX9
    @Zychel_EX9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    14:24 literally one of the lines of the song toxicity, made by the band that guy is in, says: “Eating seeds as a pastime activity” which makes this insult so much better

  • @Bunkerbrosgolf
    @Bunkerbrosgolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Robins voice matched up with his face makes him seem like someone who buys cheese and crackers just to eat the cheese

  • @autumnox2174
    @autumnox2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    14:24 And that, folks, is a reminder to go listen to Toxicity by System of a Down, so you too can eat seeds as a pastime activity.

    • @keeseggens7300
      @keeseggens7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best song on the album IMO 😁

    • @jacklephoenix9078
      @jacklephoenix9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that whole album was so incredibly deep and intricate all the songs off that album were great

    • @jacklephoenix9078
      @jacklephoenix9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we can all look at life thru the eyes of a tired hub too

    • @cheeseisjar3058
      @cheeseisjar3058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That one wasn’t even an insult, just a reference.

    • @RonnieJay
      @RonnieJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👌🏼

  • @kakebaker2000
    @kakebaker2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:14 Fun fact, butterflies can drink blood.

  • @Thagesthoughts
    @Thagesthoughts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Content creators and others who have a parasocial relationship with a sizeable audience make posts announcing when they need privacy so their fans know not to go prying and sharing shit around. How is that so hard to parse? "Hey, I need to step away and be with my family for a while, don't go freaking out like I went missing or something."

  • @lastwesker6384
    @lastwesker6384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    0:01 she makes me wanna double-check my wrist for the notes I don't even *have.*

  • @profilytheprofilepicture2855
    @profilytheprofilepicture2855 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:40
    She looks like someone super glued a lego mini figure hair to a bald personalized 3D printed mini figure head

  • @supremefroglord3995
    @supremefroglord3995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Upon mentioning post Malone my brother said “isn’t that the guy that looks like a receipt or something?”

    • @-Kaeya-
      @-Kaeya- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO

    • @MM-sx7zs
      @MM-sx7zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Mommy said we weren't to draw on the walls, but I found a loop-hole!"

    • @thesp0rk
      @thesp0rk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn

  • @charliefey8974
    @charliefey8974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    of all the insults I have heard, spoken to me or someone else, my favorite has to be "you might be the most poorly made person I've ever seen"

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would have responded to that one by saying, "Deflecting yourself and your failures at life much", "Ironically says the person that looks like their parents used the worst sperm and egg cells that they had in making you, and then used drugs and booze for a good added measure of dumbassery," or "Have you taken a look in the mirror lately, you hypocrite?"

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paxhumana2015
      This is just a fancy "no u"

  • @battleax6364
    @battleax6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:06 this guy was ripping on our jack boy after he said his father died of course we’re gonna curb stop his head till he’s nothing but a red puddle

  • @Fr3ddyM3hrCurry
    @Fr3ddyM3hrCurry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    14:22
    The funny think is that Serj Tankian 8 the guy in the pic.) is the Singer of the band "System of a Down", oneof the lines in their song "Toxicity" is "Eating seeds is our pass time activity" so its not only rare insult but also an Inside joke

  • @orangehater6211
    @orangehater6211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Why does Cr1tikal look like skinny markiplier mixed with asian Keanu Reeves

  • @jjhahn8319
    @jjhahn8319 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Robin either sounds like a drug dealer, or an undercover cop trying to arrest me for doing drugs, and I don't know which

  • @mantis3069
    @mantis3069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    14:22 That's a pun, in one of SOAD's songs (Toxicity) a part of the chorus is "Eating seeds is a past time activity" You wet pieces of bread.

  • @joelrobinson5457
    @joelrobinson5457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Your hair looks like eraserhead" I'm pretty sure they're not reffering to shota aizawa
    Edit, for reference I'm pretty sure they meant *an* eraser head. As in the messy tip of an eraser

    • @gamegod6859
      @gamegod6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      no they are

    • @DayDreamingWriters
      @DayDreamingWriters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time stamp?

    • @nitrisprime8963
      @nitrisprime8963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean... depending on the person... and how that person takes it... that might be a compliment tbh

    • @aphelion2165
      @aphelion2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well thats a compliment in my books

    • @estellesmith4118
      @estellesmith4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He do have pretty messy hair tho-

  • @ProjectLuark
    @ProjectLuark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:42 I feel called out, I use white colored pencils all the time to smooth out the graphite and prevent it from fading over time.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 162 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

    • @theb2rd
      @theb2rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Copypaste moment 😎

    • @Bananmedis
      @Bananmedis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Might as well name every subreddit

    • @cap1913
      @cap1913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice bot

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cap1913 nope

    • @anxietyALT
      @anxietyALT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theb2rd it prob took them a long time to write it so they just copy and paste it and just change the number to save time

  • @lightningrod0208
    @lightningrod0208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Robin sounds like the guy who gossips at the office but when he finds out that people are gossiping about him, he flips his lid

  • @praz409
    @praz409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history."
    Me an intellectual:
    8:25

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea

    • @numberedcircles
      @numberedcircles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea

    • @lpeanuts3586
      @lpeanuts3586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jake be lookin like Tom Holland, Rick Astley, and Tom Scott at the same time

    • @ddrowsyy
      @ddrowsyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lpeanuts3586 true, but how often do you see RealJake and EmKay mention each other in their vids? i dont think you get the joke

    • @medienkonig7338
      @medienkonig7338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ddrowsyy has happened a few times... but still, was unexpected and kinda cool

  • @crabsupremacy
    @crabsupremacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Jake looks like early concept are for Rick Astley!"
    Me to Jake: "It's true tho!"

  • @jakobdiehn6596
    @jakobdiehn6596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:04 in german we say "you have a head to cut hair" to people being idiots

  • @sabiangriffin3713
    @sabiangriffin3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Robin, we know you don't have a girlfriend, Jack doesn't count. Maybe as your boyfriend, but probably not.

    • @gh0stroy
      @gh0stroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe Damien?

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gh0stroy I thought they had Lexi.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zach?

    • @Travinater
      @Travinater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@awesomestyles Yes Zach is the true answer, anyone else is dead WRONG

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:19 is actually probably the funniest insult I’ve seen in a while, shoutout to whoever made it.

  • @caliceru
    @caliceru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:51 Albertan here, this shit is way too funny. These are the guys you see doing 150 down 110 freeways in their motor homes with a bunch of DIY shit done to them, or you just see them in the mountains for some reason.

  • @eg_08
    @eg_08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Why is Jake paul the type to arrest his own drug dealer than try to hide that he doesnt know him with a lie from his micro brain.
    Edit: I'm actually surprised this comment is doing well because it was another rare insults there was a clip where someone made a meme and said art students don't call themselves unemployed and then there was the I was murdered meme. So I said "everyone can say that except Hitler he did the murder" its was either a bad joke or to offensive.

    • @lunargames5246
      @lunargames5246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I remember someone insulted him when he got raided or something saying
      Person 1 "What were they looking for in there?"
      Person 2: "His Brain."
      Person 1: "They'd have a better chance of finding Atlantis in there."
      idkw but that like is just so fucking funny.

    • @ERROR-dz9ce
      @ERROR-dz9ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lunargames5246 HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    • @imajsstove2907
      @imajsstove2907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Micro brain lmao I’m crying rn

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lunargames5246 Holy Shit someone call an ambulance

    • @hamzaalikhan9932
      @hamzaalikhan9932 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      based

  • @stealyowaifu69
    @stealyowaifu69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:16 I, as a member of the extrovert community, apologise on behalf of this lad, we assure you, the introvert community, that we extroverts mean no harm to you. I hope the introverts are living the time of their lives wherever they are comfortable.

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      On behalf of ambiverts/introverts forgive you cause they will always have bad apples that make every community look bad

    • @rubenperezalonso8726
      @rubenperezalonso8726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      On half of the Blah community
      Blah blah blah

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      on behalf of the Introvert/People Pleaser Community, we happily accept your apology :D

  • @goodeats5845
    @goodeats5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:04 it makes sense
    “Dancing like an unseasoned chicken” meaning her dancing has no flavor aka its bad and has no taste.

  • @N1K0.D4WN
    @N1K0.D4WN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Robin sounds like he would be the type to say “Don’t worry sir, I’ll have he home by 10.pm”
    Then have her home at 8.pm. But, brought home the wrong girl.

  • @frogbitchlol5405
    @frogbitchlol5405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:12 "gacha life gay love story" got me the most. XD

  • @andreh1888
    @andreh1888 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The hairline joke is just a line from an E40 song... people been stealing from E40 for 30 years now, time to give the man his flowers.

  • @A.I.Mmusic
    @A.I.Mmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
    *faps*

  • @Um_And_Num
    @Um_And_Num 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:14 it's not even a suit, he's just wearing the white tee shirt under the jacket. Bless Charlie

  • @sarodorethedragon9865
    @sarodorethedragon9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I’m a furry and I found this funny- it’s healthy to laugh at yourself some times

    • @ihaveeatencheese8878
      @ihaveeatencheese8878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You know what's a big brain move when in an argument? Insulting the person and yourself for assist points

    • @cobaltlecatto9442
      @cobaltlecatto9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ihaveeatencheese8878 your name scares me

    • @ihaveeatencheese8878
      @ihaveeatencheese8878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@cobaltlecatto9442 **Screams in Warcrimes**

    • @cobaltlecatto9442
      @cobaltlecatto9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ihaveeatencheese8878 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ihaveeatencheese8878
      @ihaveeatencheese8878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cobaltlecatto9442 **Chuckles in 2 Gauge elephant rifle**

  • @themalakorein396
    @themalakorein396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Most of the time when a comedian "steals a joke" and other comedians are legit fine with it, its because they know each other personally, not because they can do it better. A hypothetical example of this would be Gabriel Iglesias doing a George Lopez joke, as they know each other.
    Amy however potentially destroyed peoples careers by taking their jokes, ruining them, and when they try to use it they appear to be the joke thieves as they aren't as famous. On the other hand, she has actually done a lot for acceptance of female comedians so.....

  • @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
    @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *watches the System of a Down singer insult and sighs knowing two people were woodshed today*

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:56 He made a camera that tazes everyone other than him, and a quite literal _Trigger me elmo._
    He's Chaotic evil; He's literally a sociopath.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    To be fair: "Karen of the Boreal Valley" is already a much better and much more rare insult than the comment that was posted about her...

  • @shikupo
    @shikupo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "If Elon Musk was a 3ft tall Filipino and dumb"
    Idk if Im going to be offended by that or not

    • @christianjudeberbano3134
      @christianjudeberbano3134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As a Filipino, I don't know if I gonna be offended or not either

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@christianjudeberbano3134 it's most likely referencing a youtuber, not all Filipinos.

    • @darkslayerselozran6820
      @darkslayerselozran6820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe they're not refering to all, but as a Filipino, I'm quite offended.

    • @nn_eptun8602
      @nn_eptun8602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i still dont know what's filipino

    • @molchat139
      @molchat139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nn_eptun8602 Me.

  • @Shoe_12
    @Shoe_12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:19 this person sounds like they still think we’re living in the 1930s, also the type of person to think plants are the pinnacle of comedy

  • @PashaGamingYT
    @PashaGamingYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:27
    "Why are they at a Chuck E. Cheese though."
    'DO NOT GO TO CHUCK E. CHEESE AT 3AM (FREDDY FAZBEAR KIDNAPPED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!)'
    The title/content of the video was something around those lines

    • @thatonegaminglatias4345
      @thatonegaminglatias4345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even more of an argument to why that guy never wins arguments.

  • @shar4803
    @shar4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Robin just goes "Ahh~" because of a good insult akjdbgakjbgkjad ( 15:49 )

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:20 his mustache looks like two otters romancing

  • @noxus6428
    @noxus6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:26 GOD DAMMIT WHO LEAKED MY BROTHERS SEARCH HISTORY

    • @bruhdoublebruh6934
      @bruhdoublebruh6934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My guy looks like he plays fire boy and water girl by himself

  • @chernobylthing3932
    @chernobylthing3932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Day 1.5 of asking robin to say: "My name is Robin" and then there's silence with a buzzing noise in the background

    • @xxaidanpheonix5465
      @xxaidanpheonix5465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn

    • @BikiBop
      @BikiBop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'll be here for it.

    • @Pompirates
      @Pompirates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're the type of person to delete their comment of asking, and then say "Did I ask?"

  • @Zorafnn
    @Zorafnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:18 they did my mans ludwig dirty

  • @darkthedemon255
    @darkthedemon255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    8:45 as a American I have to say that’s one of the best ones I’ve heard in a while give this man and all-around applause for being able to insult the best And yet somehow also the worst country of all time

    • @thegameplace3748
      @thegameplace3748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You guys don’t have free healthcare I feel like you’re lower than worst

    • @wesnohathas1993
      @wesnohathas1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegameplace3748 Not having free healthcare is an understatement.
      We somehow found a way to make healthcare a scam.

  • @dangrf8216
    @dangrf8216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I feel like robin is slowly losing his sanity

  • @cecropiaglamour
    @cecropiaglamour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Robin sounds like the one friend getting interrupted but still trying to be optimistic, even though he's a side character gonna die in five minutes.

    • @cecropiaglamour
      @cecropiaglamour 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what the fuck did this mean past me

  • @taintedazazel7238
    @taintedazazel7238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:34 he actually looks like Alex from "I hate everything"

  • @emiliotanadi7358
    @emiliotanadi7358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have one: (when you hear someone make an infuriatingly bad/dry joke)
    'your taste of humor is so dry I'm shocked this city isn't going through a severe drought'

  • @dreadedgamer23
    @dreadedgamer23 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Robin got insulted, by his girlfriend, using a semi-rare insult, in an r/rareinsults video. I think we've achieved peak meta, everyone.

  • @shawk952
    @shawk952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:37 When winter comes, his house will disappear. So as he when he goes in to the invisihouse.

  • @kenshinrx
    @kenshinrx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    His voice sounds like he’s really trying hard to act Excited or angry or something like that lol

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Johnny Test's dad, that's why.

    • @lyere
      @lyere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greatwavefan397 holy shit, I can't unhear that now

  • @namento45_yt
    @namento45_yt ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:52 He looked like Richard Hammond being a drunk-ass

  • @Googsenh
    @Googsenh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The school bus is responsible for their deaths, not me.

    • @JamesThomas-cm2xq
      @JamesThomas-cm2xq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Excuse me?

    • @alcona4323
      @alcona4323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JamesThomas-cm2xq whatdidhesayyyyyyyyyyy

    • @JamesThomas-cm2xq
      @JamesThomas-cm2xq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alcona4323 no I meant that he used a school bus to kill people? I would get a truck with three trailers one cargo and two liquid. Fill one with children two with gas and ram the empire state building.

    • @Googsenh
      @Googsenh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JamesThomas-cm2xq I’ll keep that in mind for next time

    • @JamesThomas-cm2xq
      @JamesThomas-cm2xq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Googsenh well don't plagiarize my planning. Just go completely over the top.

  • @sabiangriffin3713
    @sabiangriffin3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I now know what half of Emkay looks like. Damien looks like a 20 yo cherub with a thick neck, but that was probably because the picture I saw of him was photoshopped onto a cherub, and his neck was as thick as his shoulders, and Robin looks like that pothead cousin who has a ton of lucrative, halfway decent business ideas, but also works at the local grocery store

  • @wawayalert
    @wawayalert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:41 this guy sounds like he bought that insult off of AliExpress

  • @ashleyeloff8390
    @ashleyeloff8390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i've been having a horrible day and I was crying
    Then this popped up.
    💞

    • @tenyaiida4694
      @tenyaiida4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hope you're feeling better

  • @titoman0219
    @titoman0219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:27 the girl looks like they stole her nose so she slealing chistmas

  • @gdarcticwolf6226
    @gdarcticwolf6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:49 Venom would not become N&A Productions for anything

    • @zackthefoxo
      @zackthefoxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD Ikr (nice pfp btw)

    • @050_WeiXian
      @050_WeiXian ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zackthefoxoyes, nice pfp

  • @KaneyoriHK
    @KaneyoriHK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm still angry that people put rare threats on this subreddit even though there is an r/rarethreats

  • @kattkopia
    @kattkopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    14:24 Am I the only one who gets the joke? That's Serj Tankian from System of a down. In their song Toxicity he sings about eating seeds...

    • @nikkireigns
      @nikkireigns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eating seeds is a past time activity

    • @mysteriousperson294
      @mysteriousperson294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok good I was hoping I wasn't the only one 🤣

    • @kattkopia
      @kattkopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for a comment about it but I didn't find any. Glad we're atleast 5 people who got it 👍

    • @giobach3622
      @giobach3622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only one that didn't get the joke seems to be emkay

  • @Al___
    @Al___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:45 I didn’t have my glasses and thought that was a pizza box and a slinky toy next to eachother

  • @Xizilqou
    @Xizilqou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    You sound like the kind of guy who would fall for an updog joke.

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's a joke?

    • @perogun
      @perogun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kamirasu
      nothin

    • @zapthebird8141
      @zapthebird8141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexandersimmers8866 The sky
      Yeah, I’ll leave

  • @eek_._._.
    @eek_._._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Robin talks like that one salesman who wants to make it sound like his product is good but knows dang well it sucks.