The chia seeds killed me because recently my mom ripped up her entire kitchen floor thinking she had bugs under the floor only to find out it was chia seeds that she spilt when she first moved in xD
I graduated HS when I was 17 yo, birthday in October. Day after graduation non bio dad said it was time to go out into the world and live my best life (actually it was GTFO of my house) At 17 you cannot get anything in your name. Rental, utilities, checking account, nothing. Lived in a tent with nothing for a few months, including a Michigan winter. Thanks dad.
“I just want to talk to him. I just want to talk to him” Seriously though, that sounds like it sucked ass. Are you ok, feeling any better? Completely cut off contact with that living piece of shit?
I once got allergy tested for spring tree pollen, and my whole back became a single massive hive that could only be contained by a shot of cortisone and a very expensive trip to the local emergency room. So in case you were wondering, the entire season of Spring wants to kill me in the most brutal way imaginable.
I am severely allergic to (of the ones tested) all trees, weeds, grasses, and maybe other plants. I have an epi-pen and inhaler with me at all times. Also get a shot every week on Friday to make so I keep breathing. 😅 I feel you.
Ok, I need some clarification on “hive” did a beehive just grow in your back? Or like a hive of viruses/puss? Edit: just looked it up, it’s a massive rash. Ouch but I’m glad it’s not a beehive or an infection
Rip. I’m so allergic to pollen that my body overreacts to almost every single fruit or vegetable making me allergic to them. Best part is, it’s getting worse not better :) I can’t even begin to describe how much I want a goddamn salad or even just lettuce on a sandwich. I used to just eat allergens sometimes and take Benadryl but apparently that doesn’t work very well anymore….
My dad got so sick of McDonalds putting lettuce and ketchup on his cheeseburger when he said to remove them, that he would order "a double quarter-pounder with cheese, but I only wants onions on it." I think it worked once or twice, but then he got a regular quarter-pounder with onions on it. So he started saying "Only onion and cheese" on it. One day, they forgot the burger, so now he orders it with "Only onion, cheese, and burger."... I swear, one of these days they're going to forget the bun.
Last time, and it was the last time I ate (or attempted to eat) a McDonald's, the bun was sodden, the salad manky, and the burgers were grey. The sauce looked like someone round the back had got a real small child to squat over it, to shit sauce on to it. I took it back, complained about the state of it, and they replaced it with one that was even worse. I got my money back and left. That was in 1990, and I haven't been back since. And people think it's odd when I refer to it as 'Muck Donalds'. Or indeed, refer to a 'Mc Slurry'.
2:52 That isnt a clutch, its a parking brake. The placement is the first clue as a clutch peddle would be closer to the brake peddle. The second clue is that handle labled "brake" is the release. This is usually found on older cars because they were still figuring out the best places to put all functional controls. For example. My grandpas old Chevy van had not only the peddle on the floor like this, but also a button on the floor to turn on the high beams
Video makers nowadays will say obviously wrong things to get people to comment on the video. More comments help a video get seen. I'm not for sure if that is what is going on here but it is possible.
i listen to Emkay as background noise for doing stuff, so hearing jack laughing and saying "aha, hes in so much pain!" without context sounds.. psychopathic to say the least lmao
7:08 my glass patio table did the same thing a few years ago and my parents thought that me or my siblings broke it and they kept saying, “you’re not in trouble, we just wanna know who did it :)” when it just shattered on its own
For the exploding melon, I think that can happen when it starts to decompose inside, like when it goes bad or it has been in a cold enough place that the cell membranes start to rupture. And for the shower door, it could be a slight manufacturing defect or previous damage, the glass is under high stress att all times so very small cracks can grow to the point they cause catastrophic failure.
39:15 I worked in a grocery store in a food prep dept, there was a warning paper for employees that you ALWAYS check the grapes for spiders and scorpions. The stores know full well it's possible for them to travel in the grapes, and the spiders can definitely be the kinds that can kill you.
I had a friend who worked in produce and they went through a crate of pumpkins last fall and found over 15 wolf spiders in it. One actually made it into the restaurant part where I worked and I had to call him to come kill it because I was alone and trapped in the bathroom because severe arachnophobia.
One time I went to the beach with my gf and some friends. The motionsickness meds I took for the carride down made me really sleepy in the sun and I ended up accidentally falling asleep for a total of 4-5 hours out of our 6 hour trip. My girlfriend, being more mature and responsible than I ever have any hope of being, consistently reapplied my sunscreen, even insisting that I roll over so I could still be comfy, but she could get my chest and stomach (I was wearing a bikini). By the time we were heading home, one of my friends had gotten a sick tan (spent about as much time sunbathing as I did), 2 of them got a little bit of sun to them, and one was completely unaffected. I, however, was so red and burnt that I was convinced I had sun poisoning. I couldn't wear proper clothes for days and doing anything was agony. Still, could've been worse and I thank my girlfriend for that greatly. Still have an awkward tan line from my bathing suit and it's almost Christmas.
Me making my kid stay home so she can focus on college and not have to worry about bills and work until she has a career. Seeing the poor kid with the bag... it broke my heart as a mother. Edit: I have over 60 plants in the house and an acre in the yard. I would cry if I missed the cactus bloom.
@@glacialtempest it's a privilege to just be a mom. I know what it was like when my parents made me go thru college on my own dime back in the early 2000s. I couldn't imagine how difficult it would be in today's job market. She is looking for jobs and getting frustrated, but I keep telling her her job is going to school. Let dad and mom worry about the rest. I just wish the oldest would've done the same. I mean, I (can't) afford to put her thru school, but I can afford to support her like I've done her whole life. Just because she's 18 now, and making her own way in life, doesn't mean my job just ends. And I have zero respect for parents who actually do this shit. I joke around and tell her she's getting luggage for Christmas because she's 18 now and out of my hair... but she absolutely knows it's a joke, and we've had many many maaany a conversation about her roles in the family, how much she means to us, how proud of her we are, how smart and amazing and kind she is. I'm so glad we could do this for our girls, because life is hard enough, the last thing you need is your family who is supposed to be there for you no matter what, end up betraying you and being completely unsupportive. Stay well bestie. Sorry for the chapter.
Erika, you truly are a blessing. I'm so glad that there are parents in the world who will help their kids power through their most difficult moments, and I wish that I could have that same sort of influence, whether I'm a parent or not
@@OmegaQuinn the niceness and especially the squeakiness and adorableness are my favorite parts of Lexi but if I were to pick subreddits that I would prefer her to be the dominant narrator for it would be where her knowledge and education excels and that's r/softwaregore r/techsupportgore and r/hardwaregore
@@OmegaQuinn I can agree with that to an extent apart from having a lot of knowledge of technology she also appears to have a lot of empathy for it too 😂 sometimes sounding genuinely concerned for a machine when it has some weird glitchy distorted message on the screen
PSA if your period randomly takes breaks and then comes back with a vengence, get yourself checked out for PCOS(polycyctic ovarian syndrome)! its treatable but letting it run its course can do irreparable damage to your uterus, PCOS causes irregular cycles and ovarian cysts which can EXPLODE IN YOUR UTERUS AND FALLOPIAN TUBES, the explosions usually heal into fibroids which make the cramps worse and having shit randomly explode in your uterus is not safe for infants. i just got diagnosed this year and the cramps and fibroids are so bad i qualify for a medically necessary hysterectomy, great news for me tho cuz im trans but not for cis women. testosterone is sometimes used to treat PCOS so i didn't experience symptoms for years and didnt find out until i had a recent surgery. but thats besides the point, PCOS, look it up!!
9:15 No, it could've also been a gang of axe-weilding gnomes. Bastards are very determined to complete their goals, especially if it comes to entering people's homes to steal their goat milk. These guys seemed to have given up though.
yeah, I've had infestations of those like *nobody's* business. Wasp killer deters them temporarily, but the best way to get rid of them is to gift baskets of goat milk to a neighbor so often that the gnomes move to their house instead. Boom, problem solved. (for you, at least)
I feel for the guy allegic to everything. I’m allergic to literally all trees, weeds and grass. Also allergic to all the goddamm pollens. So when I just sit in the damm Grass and even a bit of skin touches grass then that area gets covered in hives. Same as for touching or leaning against trees. When it’s allergy season I literally need to take methodically take of my clothes in the hallway and throw them directly into the washer. Then while naked walk to my shower (I had to put a curtain on my front door since it’s glass) and then take a f-ing shower so I don’t track the pollen around the house. I even have to carry an epi pen around after my nephew of 11 and me 20 wanted to show me something cool at the time. He gave the tree the hardest kick he could manage and then pulled on some branches for good measure and the thickest plume of pollen came down towards us and I was yellow from all the pollen. Let’s say that he learned his lesson because I had just enough time to alert my ant and call an ambulance. He never tried it again 😂. Allegies aremjust insanely dangerous.
If you ever DO find a venomous spider in your produce, please take it to a venom lab. They can use it for anti-venom which the store can’t. That anti venom can save someone’s life. Most venomous creatures can be donated to research or pharmaceutical labs, and it can really help.
what if you don’t live near a venom lab? can you jusg kill it? also, in more realistic situations, what if you freak the fuck out bevause you werent paying attention and it’s crawling up your arm and you scream and smash it and start crying not speaking from experience, just a hypothetical totally didnt hapoen while i was washing dishes
@@mina-simp When It comes down to it, if you can’t transport the creature to the venom lab just store the body and bring it with you to a medical professional so they can identify the species of critter and administer the correct medication. It won’t be of use to any venom lab or such but it could help the doctors identify how much danger you’re in if any at all.
@@whispyr_ I used to have a neighborhood ‘pest dude’ who collected snakes, scorpions, spiders, you name it he has at least two in his garage. I honestly now question the ethics of the setup lol! His nickname was Noah for obvious reasons. I really guess everyone has a critter lover in the neighborhood? 😂
@@emzraven666Then where the hell do you put the parking brake? In the center like normal people? Yeah, some of our American cars and trucks are weird like that. I didn't engineer them 🤷♂️
@@southernflatlandyeah, ours are in the middle. Early cars where massive levers on the sides of the cars then some were on the steering wheel. We don't call it an emergency brake though. It's just a handbrake. They should make the basic functions of cars the same everywhere. 😂
@@emzraven666 Officially it's called a parking brake over on this side of the pond. Advice, be extra careful if you have to use it in the event of a main brake failure. The parking/emergency/handbrake will quickly cause a wheel to lock up and slide, causing the vehicle to lose control. That's why we call it a parking brake, because that's the only thing it's actually intended for.
The massive bubble in the bread happened because the air bubbles within the bread weren't uniform enough. Considering they said something about "where the gluten went," we can assume it's gluten free bread, which I believe is much more prone to this problem because gluten helps with giving the dough the elasticity to have the right bubbly texture.
On the Allergic Test: I had a result like this once at a doctor, learned that untrained personel used the one and same puncturing tool to pick at all the points (contaminiating every point with allergens from other points) - if having a result like this, change the doctor. (Esp. because normally they test different groups of allergens, like foods, plants, animals and so on, VERY rarely someone is really allergic to everything in the list, 99,9% false result, get it double-checked.
i have hay fever, worst from grass or smth idk but every poke after the pollen one has let me know im heavily allergic to cats dogs and apples (i have 2 cats and a dog)
7:40 for anyone wondering, there is a little freezer at the top right of the fridge, that is supposed to be closed. So, the whole fridge tries to cool the thing to around 4C but the freezer is trying to cool up to -20 :)
7:00 this happened to us too, and no, we don't have a cat. The door to our pantry one day made this loud pop noise, and when we went over to find it, the glass had completely shattered but not fallen to the floor. The door continues popping as little pieces of glass fell out while we moved it to the garage, where we set it down and it falls apart like this. We had to move the office door to the garage as well dud to a similar risk. Doors replaced now, it made a huge mess.
37:22 honestly my ex-girlfriend had the worst case of bed bugs ever known to human history and the bites were never that big and also never that bad. The infection in their house was literally to the point where you saw a bed bug literally every single inch of that house they were even in the kitchen. I absolutely hated going in there and it's one of the reasons why I broke up with her.
I tested positive for COVID the day before my 21st birthday. There was no alcohol in the house and I was quarantined in my room for a week. On the bright side, room service!
Jack, my man, my dude, my bestie... cheese doesn't cause diabetes. It's actually good for diabetic people when consumed in moderation as it's mostly a protein. Too much of it can cause heart disease and clogged arteries though. But you were on a similar track. Lol blood illnesses and all.
Showed my mom the one at 1:45 saying "Wanna see the worst picture ever" and after she saw it she said "That isnt the worst picture ever, that's a nightmare" 5:23 Is that Circus Baby I see (i'm a giant fnaf fan lol, actually fnaf is what got me into robotics)
I'm also allergic to the medical tape used after blood draws! I found out during phlebotomy class, where we were drawing blood from each other every week! (The instructor got some of the self adhesive elastic tape so I wouldn't have reactions and so we could practice with it as well. It had smiley faces on it).
15:54 my mom found out when we stayed at a hotel. So when I was 9 my mom wanted to watch some tv with a snack. She then proceeded to make some popcorn with the hotel microwave. Apparently the microwave was like super charged or something because when we hit the popcorn button the popcorn blew up. Afterwards, the hotel ends up smelling like popcorn from floor 1-4 (we were on floor 2) and we then changed rooms. Other than that it was a pretty calm night. Also when I say “blew up” it didn’t really explode, it just kind of popped loudly.
My boyfriend of over a year dumped me because "he felt like he wasn't good enough". At 3 in the goddamn morning. Over Gmail. This video made me chuckle, thanks guys. :)
God that’s pathetic.. If he “felt like he wasn’t good enough” he should have tried to step up his game!! Nah, he just didn’t want to be with you anymore You don’t deserve someone like him Also yeah I’m a year late, don’t judge XD
41:18 Fun fact, gaming chairs, office chairs, or any type of chair that uses hydraulics like these are known to explode, though not often. This is because these types of chairs utilize air to function, as in to allow the chair to move up and down. This part is known as the gas cylinder, which is located in the base of the chair. So, if a chair is poorly maintained or poorly designed, there is a chance that the gas cylinder could potentially compress, building up enough energy to lead to an explosion. Luckily, there is a very small chance of chairs exploding. But it isn't zero.
@RickyBennett01 Why would your car have a way to break it when it parks? Wouldn't you prefer to set the brake when you park, not break the car when parked?
@RickyBennett01nah that model truck from the early 2000s has a parking break built into the hmmmm PARKING GEAR only manuals have parking breaks that’s and emergency brake
@@reptiliangold15 if you break the brake then you may need the emergency brake, unless that is break too. parking brake and emergency brake are the exact same thing.
6:57 Best guess is that something like the temprature of the bathroom made the glass brittle over long period of time and then it came to a breaking point and because it is made of "toughened glass" it shatters in to a bunch of smaller a bit less sharp pieces.
13:35 Reminds me of certain pineapple-flavoured hard fruit candies sold in a metal container. During summer that metal canister would warm up and the candies would partially melt. If left for prolonged duration it would eventually lead to the metal container having one huge candy filling it...
So the last place that I rented my sister always got horribly sick and we were so confused why. Well when we were forced to move out the landlord came to inspect the house and he found MOLD! Yeah so we found the reason why she was sick.
So the post about the acidic concrete. Yes concrete has properties of being acidic, but usually only effects the skin after a couple of hours of the concrete being left in contact with your skin. Now you can be allergic to a chemical in the concrete whether it be mixed together or separate that can causing "issues" (swelling, redness, burning sensation, skin peeling, open sores, etc.) So please be careful and always where gloves when messing with concrete or the like
I know nobody will see this, but ALWAYS KEEP EXTRA SALT FOR YOUR TRASH CAN. Indoor and outdoor. If you pour a generous amount in whenever your trashcan (without the bag) starts to smell, flies will not be able to reproduce inside. AKA: no maggots or fly infestations! I hope this helps someone lol
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
On the plus side, that looks like a little bark scorpion, or a Southern Devil. Not that dangerous unless you happen to be particularly sensitive to their venom. Southern Devil scorpion stings normally just hurt like hell for about a half an hour, then it's fine. Source: didn't know that scorpions can cover a 360 radius with their tails. Found out the hard way. Strongly recommend using chopsticks for live removal of scorpions, _not fingers._ Incidents like this are the price one pays for the childhood motto 'When in doubt, poke it and find out!'
26:37 that happened to me once except the bugs were cooked into a broccoli casserole. I ate a full helping then got halfway through the second helping before I noticed the bugs....
8:40 Fireworks on Independence Day are fun, and designed exactly for those purposes...but you shouldn't light them if there are dry weather advisories in your area. Firing a gun into the air at random is just irresponsible. Anyone who does this should be fined and/or charged with whatever possible. Guns are weapons meant for self-defense. They are not party toys. 22:43 I did a bunch of home reno projects during the pandemic, and worked with quick-set mortar. My hands were dry and sore afterward and I didn't realize why. I was complaining to a friend of mine who works construction, and he was like, "there is lye in the quick-set stuff," and I was like, "Damn." So the next time I did a project with mortar, I washed my hands with soap, baking soda, soap again, and baking soda again. It neutralized the lye and I haven't had a problem with it since. 26:18 Audibly gasped at the water damage to that musical equipment. Between that and the treadmill, it's probably between $7k-10k, easily. And that doesn't even consider the furniture and whatever isn't pictured. My heart goes out to OP. 49:18 That pic looks like a Starbucks. I am a regular with a history of customer service experience, and I have I asked about this sort of thing before; the staff isn't expected to clean up filth like this. Starbucks have a hazmat company they contract with to handle hazardous waste/fluids. Also, as far as I know, Starbucks (corporate locations, at least) tend to pay a couple dollars above whatever the minimum wage in an area is. In terms of entry-level jobs, Starbucks is one of the better ones to work for.
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Someone who got their balls stung by a scorpion will have a hell of a story and a terrible day all at the same time.
Rip
😭
But no one will believe them 😢 …….
Unless you show them proof
what circumstances do you have to be in for a scorpion to get close to your balls
@@Jason-Clark235 finally, a reason to save balls pic
The chia seeds killed me because recently my mom ripped up her entire kitchen floor thinking she had bugs under the floor only to find out it was chia seeds that she spilt when she first moved in xD
I graduated HS when I was 17 yo, birthday in October.
Day after graduation non bio dad said it was time to go out into the world and live my best life (actually it was GTFO of my house)
At 17 you cannot get anything in your name. Rental, utilities, checking account, nothing.
Lived in a tent with nothing for a few months, including a Michigan winter.
Thanks dad.
As someone who lives in michigan, i know how bad winters get- i am so sorry that happened to you bud. No one should ever have to go through that
“I just want to talk to him. I just want to talk to him”
Seriously though, that sounds like it sucked ass. Are you ok, feeling any better? Completely cut off contact with that living piece of shit?
Send him a lot of 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 and say y
............ *Is this a sueable offense? Can the replacement sperm donor be sued?*
As a fellow michiganded I feel so bad for you
6:12 BRO ALL OF THOSE PIECES FIT 💀💀💀 THIS KILLED LOL
Thank you!!! I literally edited the photo to move the pieces and they all fit
Exactly!
Yeah I spent like 2 minutes putting them back in and found they do, in fact, fit
That's hilarious. I'm convinced this person was trolling with that post 😂
I once got allergy tested for spring tree pollen, and my whole back became a single massive hive that could only be contained by a shot of cortisone and a very expensive trip to the local emergency room. So in case you were wondering, the entire season of Spring wants to kill me in the most brutal way imaginable.
I am severely allergic to (of the ones tested) all trees, weeds, grasses, and maybe other plants. I have an epi-pen and inhaler with me at all times. Also get a shot every week on Friday to make so I keep breathing. 😅 I feel you.
Ok, I need some clarification on “hive” did a beehive just grow in your back? Or like a hive of viruses/puss?
Edit: just looked it up, it’s a massive rash. Ouch but I’m glad it’s not a beehive or an infection
Rip. I’m so allergic to pollen that my body overreacts to almost every single fruit or vegetable making me allergic to them. Best part is, it’s getting worse not better :) I can’t even begin to describe how much I want a goddamn salad or even just lettuce on a sandwich. I used to just eat allergens sometimes and take Benadryl but apparently that doesn’t work very well anymore….
@@bakdC shots EVERY WEEK??? I can barely handle getting one every few years, but EVERY WEEK? You, are a higher-up being.
oh god I hope I'm not allergic to anything...
My dad got so sick of McDonalds putting lettuce and ketchup on his cheeseburger when he said to remove them, that he would order "a double quarter-pounder with cheese, but I only wants onions on it." I think it worked once or twice, but then he got a regular quarter-pounder with onions on it. So he started saying "Only onion and cheese" on it. One day, they forgot the burger, so now he orders it with "Only onion, cheese, and burger."... I swear, one of these days they're going to forget the bun.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol
@@WaiseiHanabi try the very first sentence
Last time, and it was the last time I ate (or attempted to eat) a McDonald's, the bun was sodden, the salad manky, and the burgers were grey. The sauce looked like someone round the back had got a real small child to squat over it, to shit sauce on to it. I took it back, complained about the state of it, and they replaced it with one that was even worse. I got my money back and left. That was in 1990, and I haven't been back since. And people think it's odd when I refer to it as 'Muck Donalds'. Or indeed, refer to a 'Mc Slurry'.
They didn’t forget the burger
He said “only onion and cheese”
2:52 That isnt a clutch, its a parking brake. The placement is the first clue as a clutch peddle would be closer to the brake peddle. The second clue is that handle labled "brake" is the release. This is usually found on older cars because they were still figuring out the best places to put all functional controls. For example. My grandpas old Chevy van had not only the peddle on the floor like this, but also a button on the floor to turn on the high beams
Thank youuuuuuuu
came to the comments to say the same thing. seems the narrator can't drive a manual either
Video makers nowadays will say obviously wrong things to get people to comment on the video. More comments help a video get seen. I'm not for sure if that is what is going on here but it is possible.
@@HerecomestheCalavera I don't think that would be the vase here. Besides, outrage content gets way more comments
@thinktropics8015 That was how brake boosting use to work. Use 2 feet to activate it
i listen to Emkay as background noise for doing stuff, so hearing jack laughing and saying "aha, hes in so much pain!" without context sounds.. psychopathic to say the least lmao
same, except i listen to emkay to sleep
7:08 my glass patio table did the same thing a few years ago and my parents thought that me or my siblings broke it and they kept saying, “you’re not in trouble, we just wanna know who did it :)” when it just shattered on its own
oh god.
Who got the blame for that one?
Same thing happened to a mirror I had
Mine shadered on its own to or at least because of the umbrella it has
For the exploding melon, I think that can happen when it starts to decompose inside, like when it goes bad or it has been in a cold enough place that the cell membranes start to rupture. And for the shower door, it could be a slight manufacturing defect or previous damage, the glass is under high stress att all times so very small cracks can grow to the point they cause catastrophic failure.
39:15
I worked in a grocery store in a food prep dept, there was a warning paper for employees that you ALWAYS check the grapes for spiders and scorpions. The stores know full well it's possible for them to travel in the grapes, and the spiders can definitely be the kinds that can kill you.
I had a friend who worked in produce and they went through a crate of pumpkins last fall and found over 15 wolf spiders in it. One actually made it into the restaurant part where I worked and I had to call him to come kill it because I was alone and trapped in the bathroom because severe arachnophobia.
yeppp we had a black widow in our grapes once, we named her william lmao
Usually the bananas.
If there were a midwestern version of r/wellthatsucks it would be called r/welp.
😂😂😂😂
One time I went to the beach with my gf and some friends. The motionsickness meds I took for the carride down made me really sleepy in the sun and I ended up accidentally falling asleep for a total of 4-5 hours out of our 6 hour trip.
My girlfriend, being more mature and responsible than I ever have any hope of being, consistently reapplied my sunscreen, even insisting that I roll over so I could still be comfy, but she could get my chest and stomach (I was wearing a bikini).
By the time we were heading home, one of my friends had gotten a sick tan (spent about as much time sunbathing as I did), 2 of them got a little bit of sun to them, and one was completely unaffected. I, however, was so red and burnt that I was convinced I had sun poisoning. I couldn't wear proper clothes for days and doing anything was agony. Still, could've been worse and I thank my girlfriend for that greatly.
Still have an awkward tan line from my bathing suit and it's almost Christmas.
26:35 i would literally flip over and die on the spot from fear, pain, and the thought of bugs crawling around inside me.
they would dissolve instantly in your stomach acid
Me making my kid stay home so she can focus on college and not have to worry about bills and work until she has a career. Seeing the poor kid with the bag... it broke my heart as a mother.
Edit: I have over 60 plants in the house and an acre in the yard. I would cry if I missed the cactus bloom.
thank you, kind soul
@@glacialtempest it's a privilege to just be a mom. I know what it was like when my parents made me go thru college on my own dime back in the early 2000s. I couldn't imagine how difficult it would be in today's job market. She is looking for jobs and getting frustrated, but I keep telling her her job is going to school. Let dad and mom worry about the rest. I just wish the oldest would've done the same. I mean, I (can't) afford to put her thru school, but I can afford to support her like I've done her whole life. Just because she's 18 now, and making her own way in life, doesn't mean my job just ends. And I have zero respect for parents who actually do this shit. I joke around and tell her she's getting luggage for Christmas because she's 18 now and out of my hair... but she absolutely knows it's a joke, and we've had many many maaany a conversation about her roles in the family, how much she means to us, how proud of her we are, how smart and amazing and kind she is. I'm so glad we could do this for our girls, because life is hard enough, the last thing you need is your family who is supposed to be there for you no matter what, end up betraying you and being completely unsupportive. Stay well bestie. Sorry for the chapter.
@@erikarussell1142 that’s so good
Erika, you truly are a blessing. I'm so glad that there are parents in the world who will help their kids power through their most difficult moments, and I wish that I could have that same sort of influence, whether I'm a parent or not
All makes sense but you shouldnt be making them stay home. If they want to leave and go to college somewhere else that should be an option.
0:58 ROBIN NO 😰
I feel like if Lexi would do this subreddit, she would just go "ohh i'm sorry..." half the time
She’s just too wholesome
That’s why they don’t make Lexi do it. She’s too nice. At least Robin will insult you or give you advice
@@OmegaQuinn the niceness and especially the squeakiness and adorableness are my favorite parts of Lexi but if I were to pick subreddits that I would prefer her to be the dominant narrator for it would be where her knowledge and education excels and that's r/softwaregore r/techsupportgore and r/hardwaregore
@@silasmcgee3647 I feel bad for her in those subreddits though bc sometimes it sounds like it’s physically hurting her.
@@OmegaQuinn I can agree with that to an extent apart from having a lot of knowledge of technology she also appears to have a lot of empathy for it too 😂 sometimes sounding genuinely concerned for a machine when it has some weird glitchy distorted message on the screen
PSA if your period randomly takes breaks and then comes back with a vengence, get yourself checked out for PCOS(polycyctic ovarian syndrome)! its treatable but letting it run its course can do irreparable damage to your uterus, PCOS causes irregular cycles and ovarian cysts which can EXPLODE IN YOUR UTERUS AND FALLOPIAN TUBES, the explosions usually heal into fibroids which make the cramps worse and having shit randomly explode in your uterus is not safe for infants.
i just got diagnosed this year and the cramps and fibroids are so bad i qualify for a medically necessary hysterectomy, great news for me tho cuz im trans but not for cis women.
testosterone is sometimes used to treat PCOS so i didn't experience symptoms for years and didnt find out until i had a recent surgery.
but thats besides the point, PCOS, look it up!!
9:15
No, it could've also been a gang of axe-weilding gnomes. Bastards are very determined to complete their goals, especially if it comes to entering people's homes to steal their goat milk. These guys seemed to have given up though.
yeah, I've had infestations of those like *nobody's* business. Wasp killer deters them temporarily, but the best way to get rid of them is to gift baskets of goat milk to a neighbor so often that the gnomes move to their house instead. Boom, problem solved. (for you, at least)
@@EnderDoesThings maybe that's why the gnomes went for you, they targeted your neighbor, but were given goat milk so they went to the next house
Actually, I think we just reinvented Halloween
@@sadrat5375I feed the gnomes and I give them free clothes and water and homes so they can cause destruction
12:29 the fact that the wine bottle is still standing as if it was in a fight with the coffee😂
Robin tells you to suck it up its not that bad, unless it's tech and then he's apologizing on behalf of the universe
Lmao💀
I wonder if his true name is Dick
I feel for the guy allegic to everything. I’m allergic to literally all trees, weeds and grass. Also allergic to all the goddamm pollens. So when I just sit in the damm Grass and even a bit of skin touches grass then that area gets covered in hives. Same as for touching or leaning against trees. When it’s allergy season I literally need to take methodically take of my clothes in the hallway and throw them directly into the washer. Then while naked walk to my shower (I had to put a curtain on my front door since it’s glass) and then take a f-ing shower so I don’t track the pollen around the house. I even have to carry an epi pen around after my nephew of 11 and me 20 wanted to show me something cool at the time. He gave the tree the hardest kick he could manage and then pulled on some branches for good measure and the thickest plume of pollen came down towards us and I was yellow from all the pollen. Let’s say that he learned his lesson because I had just enough time to alert my ant and call an ambulance. He never tried it again 😂. Allegies aremjust insanely dangerous.
If you ever DO find a venomous spider in your produce, please take it to a venom lab. They can use it for anti-venom which the store can’t. That anti venom can save someone’s life. Most venomous creatures can be donated to research or pharmaceutical labs, and it can really help.
@@sonacphotos You’re joking, right? Lots of venom labs run on donations.
what if you don’t live near a venom lab? can you jusg kill it?
also, in more realistic situations, what if you freak the fuck out bevause you werent paying attention and it’s crawling up your arm and you scream and smash it and start crying
not speaking from experience, just a hypothetical
totally didnt hapoen while i was washing dishes
we just gave it to "the bug guy" aka a guy who does education about bugs but that's really smart
@@mina-simp When It comes down to it, if you can’t transport the creature to the venom lab just store the body and bring it with you to a medical professional so they can identify the species of critter and administer the correct medication. It won’t be of use to any venom lab or such but it could help the doctors identify how much danger you’re in if any at all.
@@whispyr_ I used to have a neighborhood ‘pest dude’ who collected snakes, scorpions, spiders, you name it he has at least two in his garage. I honestly now question the ethics of the setup lol! His nickname was Noah for obvious reasons. I really guess everyone has a critter lover in the neighborhood? 😂
2:56 - That's not a clutch, that's the emergency brake.
LMFAO from growing up on a junkyard and knowing the difference 😂🤣
He's British, ours cars never looked like that. Mostly an American thing for the emergency to look like that on the older cars.
@@emzraven666Then where the hell do you put the parking brake? In the center like normal people?
Yeah, some of our American cars and trucks are weird like that.
I didn't engineer them 🤷♂️
@@southernflatlandyeah, ours are in the middle. Early cars where massive levers on the sides of the cars then some were on the steering wheel.
We don't call it an emergency brake though. It's just a handbrake.
They should make the basic functions of cars the same everywhere. 😂
@@emzraven666 Officially it's called a parking brake over on this side of the pond.
Advice, be extra careful if you have to use it in the event of a main brake failure. The parking/emergency/handbrake will quickly cause a wheel to lock up and slide, causing the vehicle to lose control.
That's why we call it a parking brake, because that's the only thing it's actually intended for.
@@southernflatland that's also why we don't call it an emergency brake. It's just called a handbrake here because we use our hands to use it. Lol.
The massive bubble in the bread happened because the air bubbles within the bread weren't uniform enough. Considering they said something about "where the gluten went," we can assume it's gluten free bread, which I believe is much more prone to this problem because gluten helps with giving the dough the elasticity to have the right bubbly texture.
1:14 The beer wanted to be an anime character.
On the Allergic Test: I had a result like this once at a doctor, learned that untrained personel used the one and same puncturing tool to pick at all the points (contaminiating every point with allergens from other points) - if having a result like this, change the doctor. (Esp. because normally they test different groups of allergens, like foods, plants, animals and so on, VERY rarely someone is really allergic to everything in the list, 99,9% false result, get it double-checked.
I wondered if it wasn't possibly he had an allergy to the actual needle or something to this effect too
The staff had one job and they messed up on a very serious test 😭
i have hay fever, worst from grass or smth idk but every poke after the pollen one has let me know im heavily allergic to cats dogs and apples (i have 2 cats and a dog)
damn man. hope that doctor got fined or something
5:55 due to heat, presure builds up inside the water melon on its own
I once also had a cheese sandwich from McDonald's by accident. I thought something was off, but didn't pinpoint the issue until I was halfway through.
Bro 😭💀
Bro got the munchies
5:21 dude it looks like a five nights at Freddy's exoskeleton 😂
7:40
for anyone wondering, there is a little freezer at the top right of the fridge, that is supposed to be closed. So, the whole fridge tries to cool the thing to around 4C but the freezer is trying to cool up to -20 :)
5:24 Thats legit an eyeball asset from one of the FNaF games lmfao
So is the hair and jaw it's literally circus baby
I spilled a bunch of beads on the floor while watching this. Now I know which subreddit to post to!
21:26 And kids, thats why you don't jump on your bed.
4:00
Robin: "How often does a *roundabout* have anything happen to it?"
Me: *guitar music intensifies*
5:23 isn’t that the circus baby robot??? If so, that sucks 💀
7:00 this happened to us too, and no, we don't have a cat.
The door to our pantry one day made this loud pop noise, and when we went over to find it, the glass had completely shattered but not fallen to the floor.
The door continues popping as little pieces of glass fell out while we moved it to the garage, where we set it down and it falls apart like this. We had to move the office door to the garage as well dud to a similar risk.
Doors replaced now, it made a huge mess.
It’s crazy that a bird learned English and is now the joy of my day
37:22 honestly my ex-girlfriend had the worst case of bed bugs ever known to human history and the bites were never that big and also never that bad. The infection in their house was literally to the point where you saw a bed bug literally every single inch of that house they were even in the kitchen. I absolutely hated going in there and it's one of the reasons why I broke up with her.
some people dont care about filth and just live in it, eh?
5:19. It was probably trying to say "My Robot project fell off my desk and most of the parts are broken"
Me everytime I see a vacuum in a well
r/wellthatsucks
4:32 bro raged so hard he opened a dark fountain
5:23 IT WAS CIRCUS BABY TO- SHE IS SO COMPLICATED I FEEL SO BAD FOR THAT PERSON-
Hold up
pretty sure they have since posted updates on twitter about it and it is going well
Nooooooooooo im subbed to them and that is so sad, it was almost fini… wait its an old pic
It looks to be from @vomitedthoughts
2:50 adds some blankets and you got the best blanket fort wall
I tested positive for COVID the day before my 21st birthday. There was no alcohol in the house and I was quarantined in my room for a week. On the bright side, room service!
I didn't drink alcohol until some random night when I was 22, I drank three beers and a shot of fireball, I burped in the bar and everyone clapped
Couldn’t you ask some friends to drop some off at your house? They don’t even need to interact with you
@@themoonchild7302 my dad is a recovering alcoholic, so I can't drink it in the house
@@linainverse9369 I don't think they were talking to you, mate...
@@sentienttapioca5409 well I'm not entirely sure they were talking to OP because there was nobody mentioned
31:43 lmao the fact they called her ‘my sons sister’ really paints the picture
Jack, my man, my dude, my bestie... cheese doesn't cause diabetes. It's actually good for diabetic people when consumed in moderation as it's mostly a protein. Too much of it can cause heart disease and clogged arteries though. But you were on a similar track. Lol blood illnesses and all.
Showed my mom the one at 1:45 saying "Wanna see the worst picture ever" and after she saw it she said "That isnt the worst picture ever, that's a nightmare"
5:23 Is that Circus Baby I see (i'm a giant fnaf fan lol, actually fnaf is what got me into robotics)
7:07 This has happened to me. It shattered around noon and I didn't notice unitl that night.
Glass all over the floor and the bedroom next to it...
4:37 I Thought That It Was 2 Computers 🤣
I'm also allergic to the medical tape used after blood draws! I found out during phlebotomy class, where we were drawing blood from each other every week! (The instructor got some of the self adhesive elastic tape so I wouldn't have reactions and so we could practice with it as well. It had smiley faces on it).
Question did he use the medical tape first or did he not use it at all
5:24 it’s circus baby! The person who made it is called VomitedThoughts. I can tell because of something at the bottom of the pic.
Just broke the butter container my parents got for their wedding 22 years ago... As if Emkay knew, this video popps up
15:54 my mom found out when we stayed at a hotel. So when I was 9 my mom wanted to watch some tv with a snack. She then proceeded to make some popcorn with the hotel microwave. Apparently the microwave was like super charged or something because when we hit the popcorn button the popcorn blew up. Afterwards, the hotel ends up smelling like popcorn from floor 1-4 (we were on floor 2) and we then changed rooms. Other than that it was a pretty calm night.
Also when I say “blew up” it didn’t really explode, it just kind of popped loudly.
at 2:53, that’s an automatic with a parking brake, not a manual 💀
actually if that is a ford pickup any where from the 90s to the 2000s as it seems to look like ( I own one) it is to pop the hood
the handle on the top right i think says “hood” and the “brake” is to probably release the brake.
@@particle0404 💀
Was looking for the comment where someone said that :p if there's a clutch, there needs to be room for the dead pedal.
@@Anzerrs yep 97-04 F150.
I saw that robot and I was like: oh oh.. thank God that's a fnaf animatronic thank God it broken
My boyfriend of over a year dumped me because "he felt like he wasn't good enough". At 3 in the goddamn morning. Over Gmail. This video made me chuckle, thanks guys. :)
Ouch!! Hope you're okay! (It's been 6 months since you commented this but who knows)
O.o Thats... definitely different. I mean that sounds hurtful to but damn..... why at that time.
Honestly u didn't deserve him
God that’s pathetic..
If he “felt like he wasn’t good enough” he should have tried to step up his game!!
Nah, he just didn’t want to be with you anymore
You don’t deserve someone like him
Also yeah I’m a year late, don’t judge XD
@@immagical7036while he hid in lies and dust he slowly began to rust! Now his chances with girls are getting bloody rare
Anyone notice that decapitated Easter Bonnie? 🤔 25:41
41:18
Fun fact, gaming chairs, office chairs, or any type of chair that uses hydraulics like these are known to explode, though not often. This is because these types of chairs utilize air to function, as in to allow the chair to move up and down. This part is known as the gas cylinder, which is located in the base of the chair. So, if a chair is poorly maintained or poorly designed, there is a chance that the gas cylinder could potentially compress, building up enough energy to lead to an explosion.
Luckily, there is a very small chance of chairs exploding. But it isn't zero.
The worst I've personally experienced is the Hydraulic cylinder just stop working.
5:19 IS THAT CIRCUS BABY FROM FNAF!?!?!?!?!?!?
i love how robin is just constantly pissed off
28:12
Oh that is a "VEGANS NIGHTMARE"
Couldn't stop laughing at this phrase🤣🤣👍
5:18
“You won’t die, but we will.” -Circus Baby 20whatever.
But you wish you could is actually part of the phrase ^^
@@karla12986 I know.
why do i feel like jack the entire time was "well hahahah sucks to be you *insert joke here*
while robin was actually putting some good commentary
That is not a clutch pedal. That is an emergency brake.
@RickyBennett01
Depends on where you live, they sometimes call it different things
@RickyBennett01 Why would your car have a way to break it when it parks? Wouldn't you prefer to set the brake when you park, not break the car when parked?
@RickyBennett01nah that model truck from the early 2000s has a parking break built into the hmmmm PARKING GEAR only manuals have parking breaks that’s and emergency brake
@@reptiliangold15 if you break the brake then you may need the emergency brake, unless that is break too. parking brake and emergency brake are the exact same thing.
5:23 oh I know this guy. He’s on TH-cam making fnaf animatronics irl. That’s one of them. I think that one is circus baby
That clutch works great for parking but has some mechanical issues while using it in normal traffic.
I just came here to say something about that lol
Oh thank god I'm not the only one that realized
@@Thatweirdguy8619 "guys i cant understand why my clutch keeps stalling my car out" :/ all jokes aside, love ya robin :3
6:57 Best guess is that something like the temprature of the bathroom made the glass brittle over long period of time and then it came to a breaking point and because it is made of "toughened glass" it shatters in to a bunch of smaller a bit less sharp pieces.
1:56 Flamethrower. Just empty all the gas from that pump and cut it off from supply. May smell a bit and there might be some ashes, leafblower.
13:35 Reminds me of certain pineapple-flavoured hard fruit candies sold in a metal container. During summer that metal canister would warm up and the candies would partially melt. If left for prolonged duration it would eventually lead to the metal container having one huge candy filling it...
25:51 Does Jack not know that a pizza is a type of pie?
43:57 this happens when the bread rises and forms an Unusually large air pocket and then cooks that way
So the last place that I rented my sister always got horribly sick and we were so confused why. Well when we were forced to move out the landlord came to inspect the house and he found MOLD! Yeah so we found the reason why she was sick.
19:23 am i the only one looking at my pet scorpion and shivering???
So the post about the acidic concrete. Yes concrete has properties of being acidic, but usually only effects the skin after a couple of hours of the concrete being left in contact with your skin. Now you can be allergic to a chemical in the concrete whether it be mixed together or separate that can causing "issues" (swelling, redness, burning sensation, skin peeling, open sores, etc.)
So please be careful and always where gloves when messing with concrete or the like
I mean... Throwing the parcel on the roof would definitely deter porch pirates.
1:27 looks like the thumbnail binge watched Wednesday
40:49 funny because I am the exact opposite, I freak out worse when the window is open.
I know nobody will see this, but ALWAYS KEEP EXTRA SALT FOR YOUR TRASH CAN. Indoor and outdoor. If you pour a generous amount in whenever your trashcan (without the bag) starts to smell, flies will not be able to reproduce inside. AKA: no maggots or fly infestations! I hope this helps someone lol
When I turned 18 I got rheumatoid arthritis and now barely any of my limbs work well enough to use. Haven't even been able to play games recently.
16:28: There’s a button on the gun called safety. USE IT
Happy Christmas EmKay :D
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
5:24 you better not put that anywhere near a pizzeria
perhaps it belongs in an underground bunker
Put it in a random rental place underground.
Problem solved.
3:25 I 100% agree with your point about door dash but the $0.9 is 90 cents not 9 cents.
15:45. I once made popcorn so bad, it was both half popped and burned.
Wtf
the one with the gas pump covered in bugs: you would not be cleaning that because THAT IS A BIOHAZARD!
"lost item trackers"
oh, i just call them vtuber stalking devices because that's what most people are using them for these days.
18:41 Looks like Gibbs is gonna be pissed
I’m so happy someone else knows that show
23:59 my grandma has happycolors buttons burned in her phone lmao
On the plus side, that looks like a little bark scorpion, or a Southern Devil. Not that dangerous unless you happen to be particularly sensitive to their venom. Southern Devil scorpion stings normally just hurt like hell for about a half an hour, then it's fine.
Source: didn't know that scorpions can cover a 360 radius with their tails. Found out the hard way. Strongly recommend using chopsticks for live removal of scorpions, _not fingers._
Incidents like this are the price one pays for the childhood motto 'When in doubt, poke it and find out!'
9:33 the icing on the cake is the bear looks defeated like “welp….”
Robin, if anyone doesn't know your love of animals - then they just don't know you.
Plot twist. It wasn’t a joke 💀☠️
26:37 that happened to me once except the bugs were cooked into a broccoli casserole. I ate a full helping then got halfway through the second helping before I noticed the bugs....
i laugh so much each time he reads a story he already read, and he doesnt even realise
She
@@Lookatthiscoolrockbro its he watch the vid
@@theostava3358 oh crap sorry dude I forgor I thought it was lexi
@@Lookatthiscoolrock it’s ok 👍
@@Lookatthiscoolrock lexis a man
21:26 Beautiful delivery here, I had to go back and listen a few times.
0:47 this image is evil
What even is the image?
8:40 Fireworks on Independence Day are fun, and designed exactly for those purposes...but you shouldn't light them if there are dry weather advisories in your area. Firing a gun into the air at random is just irresponsible. Anyone who does this should be fined and/or charged with whatever possible. Guns are weapons meant for self-defense. They are not party toys.
22:43 I did a bunch of home reno projects during the pandemic, and worked with quick-set mortar. My hands were dry and sore afterward and I didn't realize why. I was complaining to a friend of mine who works construction, and he was like, "there is lye in the quick-set stuff," and I was like, "Damn." So the next time I did a project with mortar, I washed my hands with soap, baking soda, soap again, and baking soda again. It neutralized the lye and I haven't had a problem with it since.
26:18 Audibly gasped at the water damage to that musical equipment. Between that and the treadmill, it's probably between $7k-10k, easily. And that doesn't even consider the furniture and whatever isn't pictured. My heart goes out to OP.
49:18 That pic looks like a Starbucks. I am a regular with a history of customer service experience, and I have I asked about this sort of thing before; the staff isn't expected to clean up filth like this. Starbucks have a hazmat company they contract with to handle hazardous waste/fluids. Also, as far as I know, Starbucks (corporate locations, at least) tend to pay a couple dollars above whatever the minimum wage in an area is. In terms of entry-level jobs, Starbucks is one of the better ones to work for.
I just want to clarify that the car that someone tried to jack did NOT have a clutch. That was the parking brake.
“Do you ave a cat? A cat that knows how to shoot a gun” Best line 7:08
While watching this, I accidentally knocked over a completely full large sprite that was delicious
:(