THE BEST OF r/CURSEDCOMMENTS
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ค. 2024
- An hour of the top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Damien ► / damienlee
Zach ► / zachxfuller
Robin ► / xycronva
also Robin ► / @xycron
Damien | what did you last eat?: 0:00
Robin | yes.: 12:29
Damien | STICK A STRAW IN IT: 28:46
Zach | NO NO NO NO NO: 39:21
Robin | he will clarinet you 🙂: 51:36 - ตลก
![เบิ้ล ปทุมราช - อ้ายกินดอง น้องลาบงัว ft. สแน็ก อัจฉรีย์ [OFFICIAL MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-OK--KaSPcI/mqdefault.jpg)
Hearing Damien cackling like a hyena is medicine for anything
Are you hecking kidding me my only two comments are spam bots
Yikes... Bots...
Lol
@@theperiidot Sad reality of TH-cam
Damian Wheezing like a fucking teacan makes MY day
1:40 Damien read that whole thing in the most perfect voice😂
Aa- haha! Yaaay!- damien, 2020 or 2021
Yesss
Is next one.( I don't know how to time stamp) I only imagined it being worse if it was a girl
It’s like a tennis ball against the wall. It helps me forget about my cancer
You get to choose a super power but the first person who comments gets to choose a side effect
6:17 she finally unlocked ghost form
I just realized it’s already been a month, wtf
@@StuNRoar that's the same thing... 😀
This is a certified cursed comment
5:37:I love how Damian just couldn't stop laughing bc of how dark that joke was
"It's the final countdown do do do dooo"
Husband tells wife to close her eyes for 10 sec afterwards pooping all over her face, body, and arms
@BunnyTheOG 23:10 I would rather die than live without limbs.
We
@@TuckerCreechq qq
9:28
The fact that the date says 9/11 too💀
✈ 🏢 🏢
Oops
@@tonidufrene5845 💀
@@tonidufrene5845 this is more like it: 🏢 🏢
🛫 🏢 🛫🏢
🏢 🏢
the “we have to wait a few years to see this form” hits hard now doesnt it, rip queen
I was about to say the same thing🤣🤣🤣
Damn, said it 6 days before me.
Also good to know people still watch the old vids lol
*I actually gasped and clapped my hand to my mouth when I heard that BECAUSE I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT*
I was about to comment that lol
WE FINALLY HAVE THE GHOST TYPE QUEEN LES GOOOO
your name makes sense so we can’t be angry at you
Lmao
@@strawberriesstar what are you inside
Goated
@@Localfatassur mom
6:16 well that aged well
My thoughts exactly
Ikr
Yep
bro that was so on point...
it really did...
Damiens laugh makes anything 10x funnier
Gay💀
Oh 👆
@@chaoticgood1977 wdym
@a person on the internet no that a great thing I have a bf myself 🤙
He's the only narrator i like tbh
31:28 Damien’s reaction to this is so raw and I love it
raw just like ur mom
@@MickyTankBank no i cooked their mother
@@monky4640 I also cooked their dad.
@@Easter41 medium-rare?
30:47 so chevy because the chevy express, ford because of the E sieries, or volkswagen because of the T sieries (the vw hippie van is actually called a vw t1) and multiple more. my mans gotta specify his brands.
Little did they know the ghost form of the queen finally came
honestly i didn’t expect such a thing in my lifetime. i thought they’d turn her into a cyborg or something.
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN STARTED PLAYING ON THE RADIO WHILE I SAW THIS LOL 5:27
Hearing Damien laugh his ass off at his own jokes can make even the shittiest days a little better
Nice username
@@IncorrectBunny what? why?
@@mauzawa Dorry i think i was thinking about an anime and that took over, sorry. The cat is cute though
@@IncorrectBunny no need to apologize. now, I'm curious which character you were thinking about. Was it Aizawa by any chance?
Life Is like a car when it breaks there Is a chance to repair it
idk why but Damien's laugh just makes me feel so much better, it's like anti-depressants but for free
Same, had a bad day and he made it better
Not free since you have to buy phone/computer/other
hell yeah
Internet and Electricity bill: *Am i a joke to you?*
@@microwave856
l
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¿
p
You kno
Bro literally sounded like plankton 💀💀💀 2:46
FR THO 😳🗿💀
Wanna Play Risk!?
**Plankton laughs evilly**
A few seconds before that, there was the perfect transition!
7:58 the way he gasped 😂
The queen elizabeth one at 6:11 sure aged well ✋
oh god
Oh my my
I literally just got to that and checked the comment to see if anyone noticed lol
I MEAN HEY NOW WE GOT GHOST
@@jetscorner WE JUST NEED TO FIND HER
Damien's laughter is extremely contagious
@Yoshikage Kira better get that toast then. If it burns too badly, I reckon he'd be so mad he'd practically have a stroke over it
Read this as Damien’s daughter initially.
@@andreyrumming6842 o h
We’ll be the judge of that!
Okay yeah it really is
Damien’s laugh cured my depression
7:16
He doin Jessie dirty 💀
WAIT A MINUTE HE'S NOT SAYING THAT TO JESSIE
Every Darryl main has a duck fetish
I know because I am one of them
I hope Damien doesn't have someone nearby to hear him shout "how far can ya squirt?"
Maybe the person was waiting for an excuse to show him
@@yumyumcookies4556 r/cursedcomments
@@CrowOfRoses r/mobilepc
@@helloimnotjperm912 r/pcmobile
@@rafarafarafar r/pmobilec
Damien's laugh is just so great I bet if he started cracking up in public everyone around him would stop what they're doing just to laugh along. It's infectious.
Please no, we don’t need another pandemic.
@@yumyumcookies4556 But would it be a bad one?
damien, the next pandemic is in your hands
@@BubbleGum-gv2re "The Damieno virus"
Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo
38:18 dress up as a creeper and bomb the house. Eh, Ehhhhhh?
Have a horrible day.
4:54 the way Damian reacts😂
5:38
You know it's good when you can't even say it without laughing
True
32:23
Me: *farewell*
Me: *Laughing at how funny everything is*
Half of the people in these comments: Damien's laugh is so contagious, omg
Ok
@@hugs3385 lmao yes
Actually it’s every single person ever
@@drzeeshan1000 Not me lol
istg
6:17 I don’t know if this aged well or poorly.
😂
Jesus Christ, I forgot how much of a good narrator Damien was.
I swear, Damien's laugh is contagious.
Stolen comment but you switched the words around
Copied L
@Lucid it robin not Damien
It IS THOUGH
@@lilyjohnston3417 doesn’t It change narrators at different point?
This is what I've been wanting for forever. 1 hour of unspeakable wholesome people in this christian subreddit
@@crizz3716 If you're gonna spam, you should have left a like anyway. Kinda selfish
Sauce pf
Wholesome....yeah...
CHRISTIAN?
@@euclodies1719 Eromanga-Sensei. The character is Sagiri. Now i gotta run before the FBI gets me
6:16 this aged well
True
18:14 Perfect reaction to that 😂
I just love the fact that Damien can make himself laugh with his own jokes
Oh god I just read "It's the final countdown do do do doo" to the tune of Baby Shark. Bury me now.
Kill me too, please.
These are some sad buncha people
Too bad I only bury those who are into VTubers
Tubers*
Kill me
KILL ME NOW
39:40 - as someone who works in a medical lab, we get samples like that all the time. Sometimes they are frothy, or lumpy like a whisked egg.
As someone who works in a hospital pharmacy, we get those, too.
The pneumatic tubes are colored for a reason. 😭
i somehow sat through a whole hour of cursed comments nonstop, this channel cracks me up the most
6:20 aged so goddamn well
6:10 the queen has died we now get the ghost type!
6:17 Ghost form acquired.
7:50 does that one dislike disagree?
5:38
"I-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"
"It's the fi-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"
"It's the fin-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
*_gives up_*
"DO DO DOO DOOO! BADABAPBABA!"
"Nice 😀"
@@bugboi9044 :***********)
I shouldn’t be laughing at that shit lmfaooo
That pokemon type Queen Elizabeth joke didnt age well..
It aged perfectly
I legit looked for the comment as soon as I saw that in the vid
Lmao
@@novawaffleastoria7548 same
Just like her
40:40 Gboard Emoji kitchen sneeze and barf together. Perfect depiction of this story happening to Shrek. 🤣
24:45 this gives the phrase “do you like to Waltz with potatoes” a whole new meaning
1:48 broke me, I think the laugh was infectious
The baby with no limbs was born to be in the VeggiTales live action movies.
take my like and get the hell out of here
@@calebleach7988 hahahahahaha
Orrrr that one lamp that murders a letter
12:23 THE WAY HE SAYS THAT MATCHES PUUUURRRRFFFECTLLLYYYY😹😹
This is the most complete, inspiring, entertaining, interesting, funniest, goofiest, cute, comedy I have ever seen!
5:37 probably Damien’s hardest laugh
you better see his ATBGE video with a picture of Miss Piggy too
oh hi again
@@SoulcatcherLucario lmao
Figahahaha
You're right!
28:04 the scream was too genuine 🤣🤣🤣
That Queen of England meme did not age well 💀
10:21 if your happy and you know it clap your hands ...
“Why did a bunch of children show up in heaven together?”
“Anakin”
Bro, I died😂😂
No you didn't your alive to make this comment but if you did die then what's on the other side does god truly judge us rightusly or will he pick his nails more
So did they
@@cleoisdancin4583 Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fricking died.
@@yumyumcookies4556 you’re not wrong
you were a young king?
I love how all the top comments are just talking about how happy damien's laugh makes them. But I agree.
I agree
Same
I love emkay dude, especially the way they all laughed 😂
36:25 you sound like Luigi from the super Mario world cartoon.
His corny little laugh, it never gets old.
Damien and Robin just know how to make you laugh and forget about your painful existence. They just know.
Lol
Yeah
When this meme came up at 7:02 on my TV at the exact same time the new Spiderman movie trailer came on
I love these vids!
Sometimes, his Laugh Is funnier than the actual joke
"he is dead just throw him of"
You see some random dead body falling
Lunch timeee!
this is my first dayof seeing your channel
im subscribing right now
" 9:52 -How do you wanna die?
-not alone. Which is why I study to be a pilot" That joke is fuckin priceless
God I miss Damien. His dark sense of humor is amazing.
what happened to him?
@@aarshlal5385 last time I checked, he has his own channel now
Yeah he was one of my favs:(
Damien was the only reason why I watched emkay
No he's back
The sheer infrequency of the laugh intensity I have experienced outside of this video is astronomical. You sir, earned yourself a fucking subscriber.
69 likes
I am the gender troll. I am out for all genders. Spread my word and I shall spare you.
Copy and paste: The gender troll has awoken, and is after our gender. Spread the word to be spared.
OR
Copy and paste: Gender troll is out for our gender. Spread the word to be saved.
5:35 If my dad ever did this to my mom, he'd be headed straight to hell, and I'd be the one sending him there.
I will make it my mission to finish the “Robin Narrated” playlist with over 1000 videos
no. it’s over 9000
Thank you for being a channel that doesn’t use text to speech, eventually I want to start my own Reddit and beyond story time channel. I’ve noticed a huge lack of people who are confident in just using their own voice.
do it
ikr? if i hear text to speech voice it’s usually enough to make me click off. i want my narrator to have a soul, so there’s actual context in the telling. rather than just listening to an annoying robot who can’t make a sentence flow properly.
31:10
Chicken : "Eat our fish or go to hell"
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall : _"not bad, kid"_
“because im a boy” BRO I BURST OUT LAUGHING
I used to watch this at night when I had trouble sleeping at night, it’s still just as good as it was years ago
5:56 this aged like fine vine
8:39 I was freaky from the start, sooooo....
-I become an alien half-god and inject poison into people with my legs
-I get infected by the 'brood' from the marvel comics
-I become a vampire
-I gather a harem of various fictional characters
-I gain the ability to mind control people and alter reality
-I become a smexy demon lord
So I'm an alien demigod vampire demon brood with the ability to alter reality and control minds, and a harem of hypnoslaves.
Good thing I can alter reality.
Rewatching the video made me remember that the "knife angel" is in the UK and crom knives being handed in or used during knife crime
1:05:12 HELL YEAH THEY TOOK VR TO THE NEXT LEVEL!
Aside from the P word
Damien’s laugh seriously makes my day better. It’s infectious.
So is covid
@@stevenjames-ou3gpLMAOOOO 😭💀💀
32:24
Person: "I hope you get better"
Me: "I hope so too'
damn that hits the self-confidence hard
the slight wheeze in the background while damien laughs is hilarious
I thought no nut November was when you don’t eat peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, cashews, etc. until today. Thanks emkay
When I hear Damien laugh, I hear two people laughing at the same time. One that wheezes, and one that laughs like a *normal* person.
5:48 that had me dying with laughter
I can't get enough of these memes
0:27
WHY DID YOU EAT THAT?
Meanwhile the dog: excuse me what the heck are you doing
I love waking up late enough to watch multiple emkay videos back to back
@@crizz3716 no
@@crizz3716 bad bot
This man made my day for 300 years his laugh is like the cure for depression
i love the fact that i found this vid thru a robin narrated emkay videos playlist
9:02 YO I THINK I SAW THIS POST BEFORE AND THE COMMENT 😄
6:38 lets hope Damien's neighbours didn't hear that.
THAT WOULD BE SOO EMBARRASSING 😂
I was playing Minecraft whilst listing to this and I found a round portal in the nether
I can't believe that SSundee and Flico ended up in r/cursedcomments
Yeah
SSUNDEE AND FLICO WERE IN THIS I HAVE TO WATCH
31:05 I LOVE the idea of putting a rickroll into a bottle, that would be funny, thanks!
I just watched it and you earned a sub
I would just like to say a very big thank you to the emkay crew
because I just had a very traumatic day and watching emkay just made the pain seep away ...
...thank you .
I Hope Youre Ok :[
@@Vanh3lsingg thank you for your cosern
mhmmmm what happened exactly?
@@leep3261 Why? You wanna replicate it?
I know bbn I'm 2 months late, but I just wanna be sure you're okay. It's fine if you don't want to reply, I understand. Just know that we're here for you
5:38 Damien cackles more than ever before
Y'all idk why but I love Damien's laugh
25:07 i mean Grougu is technically around like 50. and also his name is GROGU
8:24 That should be a genuine concern for everyone, and is something that should have been looked into before building that out of deadly weapons.
Is it just me or do his reactions/comments to everything make it way funnier?
Damien your laugh gets me rolling everytime.
Now we have unlocked ghost form.