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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ค. 2024
- Almost an hour of the top posts from r/CursedComments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Robin ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Robin | :) 0:00
Robin | ...oops 6:52
Robin | GET OUT 16:11
Robin | FINISH HIM!!! 25:30
Jack | SLURRRPPPPP 33:20
Robin | i miss her... 44:58 - ตลก
55 MINUTES OF DARK HUMOUR LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
And 7 seconds
7 seconds: am I a joke to you
what did 7 seconds do to you
reply about 7 seconds
@@diddibomb1055 Subtract 1 from that, then multiply that by 111, then you have a pretty good number.
I love the pure joy and confusion Robin has at 24:25 its honestly adorable in a way
Yeah he is pretty speechless
Ah
37:07 EUgggHHHHHuGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAaaaaAAA
Creepiest thing to say to some stranger that just woke up
“Please don’t be scared. It will spoil the meat.”
mmmmmmmmm good, but still not quite that
@@friendfromshadows "Oh, my apologies, please, go back to sleep, it'll make it so you scream less"
"Ah, so you've woken up. Welcome to your forever existence as one of the many consciences trapped in the amalgam. Enjoy your suffering."
@@kittygirlrachel hmm, good, good, but the overly politeness takes a bit form the fright, at least for me
@@TerraLyte47oh, nice
but a bit too scientific i'd say 😅 with my small brain, i'd be more confused/focused on processing what it meant than be frightened
“Benadryl Cucumbersnatch” 💀💀
Benedict Cuminhersnatch
Benisith Computersnatch
D-Did I do this right? I've never done this meme before.
@@fr3y438 idk
My dad forgot his name and called him ‘Dominic Cummerbund’
30:20 I am pleased to inform you prehistoric millipedes were 2 meters long, and the specimen found was still growing
Long bois they are.
You may be pleased, but I am not. :|
More than 2 meters long.
Also, we're talking about centipedes, the carnivore predators.
Millipedes are herbivores and usually harmless.
I want a 2 meter millipede, that's cool
@@charginginprogresss Thank you for this information. I will remember to make use of it, when reality is warped beyond comprehension, and insects become larger than humans. *It will happen. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME...*
No matter how many posts this subreddit has, it’ll never be as cursed as Zack explaining something from
r/wholesomememes or r/eyebleach
True
What??
To the worst thing to say at a funeral: I didn't know this came with a free meal! This ought to last till February, too! Perfect!
the creepiest thing to say to someone when they just wake up is
“did you know you smell like raw metal when you sleep?”
they’ll be weirded out that you smell them while they sleep, and also considered on why they smell like raw metal
Fun fact: it has been two weeks since the law banning violence against children was passed in Belgium. Before that t'was legal to just.. beat a child, any child.
You can still do that, you just have to get buff enough to overpower the Belgian police force first.
@@thatonebonkchoyguyyou shouldbe on cursed comments
@@thatonebonkchoyguy >america
Ok
That wasn't very fun
Robin really just said ‘Benadryl cucumber snatch’ 😂
I wasn’t expecting that lmfao 😂😂
That's his name..... right?..........right?
Fun fact: 1:09 he did actually say that. It was before he went insane and shit. I genuinely feel bad for the guy. He was originally very good person but he was out of his element due to money, was ostracized by the wealthy and the poor, losing friends due to working and no one was really there for him. It's just...an awful way to go. I used to think like he does now thankfully I got out. Hopefully he does too. I'll always support his growth because I know when everyone is against you, it's impossible to improve yourself.
Well that fact wasn't very fun
0:39 yeah! I HATE it when my thingy dissolves, it's so boring to just wait for 19 hours doing absolutely nothing, waiting for it to grow back!
These 55 minutes remind me of how some people on the internet are good with finding and taking opportunities to lighten up the mood
When Jack goes insane at 37:06 I laughed so hard I actually wet my pants! Thanks Jack! You owe me some new undies!!!
something interesting I find about the whole "wrong thing to say at a funeral" thing is that if you're learning a new language, that's a really valid thing to be concerned about accidentally saying. For instance there's an equivalent for 'I'm sorry' in Korean you don't wanna say in the wrong situation because it's essentially a way of specifically apologizing for doing something *wrong* whereas in english "I'm sorry" is kinda an umbrella term that can be taking blame *or* expressing condolences both.
I'm sorry vs I apologize
7:10 Thats a man. its from the anime 'Komi cant communicate.' he was forced to dress up in a maid costume for the school festival. (their class decided to do a maid cafe. (NOT GENDERBENT) I know its kinda weird but in the context of the whole 'Girlfriend' thing its funny.)
I was gonna comment that lol
A worst thing to say at a funeral:
“Anyone else find this hot?”
"what is the wifi password?"
"Yummy"
"Alright, dig in" and "come inside, it's fun inside"
My bad
7:29 this is who would be hired as your english teacher because they can somehow manage to be pregnant all the time
My German, RE and art teachers all became my English teacher at separate times while my English teacher technically never changed past year 8. I do not understand how you could have 3 kids in as many years and just stroll up to your work after with the intention of doing it again.
2:36 "Dr. Doofenshmurt's Evil Incorporated!"
13:38 me who grew up on this show: clears throat-
…..
*Listen here you little shi*
"Harmony, HAaRmonEy, HaÆarRmEoOnY, HAARHMONYY"
5:51 why does the infant have a full set of adult teeth....? It's terrifying omg 😂
26:27
>Motormen hit the brakes and abandon the train
>Dad is a motorman
>Son is the brakes
>Dad hits the brakes
>Son is the train
>Dad abandons train
>Robin is no longer confused
12:58 It's either a custom styled prosthetic or op is using one of those drawing hand models in their sleeve to be funny
I had a moment like that earlier... instead of wondering how blind people know when they're done wiping their ass though, I seen a deaf person message a group chat on a game we play, saying that they got yelled at by their family, and I just sat there for like an hour wondering... how the fuck does that work? Like do they just sign at the deaf person aggressively or?
Or the family type them yelling: “YOU ARE IN TROUBLE” or The guy/gal is looking at them yelling at with a face looking like, WTF?
But are they 100% deaf? A lot of people who are legally deaf just have most of their hearing dulled but can hear loud noises.
@@_Kuma_ No idea, didn't know the guy that was talking about it, just overseen their conversation
I have several friends who are CODA, or deaf themselves, so I can answer this with a yes; it's mostly just the term is such a colloquialism, so some things don't sound like they should translate well. They also tend to start signing really quickly and completely lose me, which just frustrates them more; my signing is very remedial, tho, so I get lost all the time, anyway. And/or, as the other comments suggest, they're also correct. (: The most frustrating part, however, is when you're the person doing the yelling/lecturing/trying to get their attention, and they're distracted and/or look away...
Maybe he can read lips?
22:18 Human flesh tastes like "lean venison". These are not my words; a man once sacrificed his life for science and did a scientific study of the taste of a guy that wanted to be eaten. He admitted it and was executed, all in the name of science. Small amount of respect for the dedication, but DON'T EAT PEOPLE.
you cant stop me now
instructions unclear jailed for tax evation
So thats what "lean venison" tastes like
R/cursedcomments
Well, you would probably need more people of more variety. After all, it varies from person to person.
Yes, that centipede is real. Even better, this is the first sentence on the Diet section of it's Wikipedia article:
"It is a carnivore that feeds on any other animal it can overpower and kill."
In addition: "At least one human death has been attributed to the venom."
24:42 ok I'm a Vietnamese and there are two versions of the story the original one is the one you just read the new one is actually kids friendly, the ending of the new one is the stepsis and stepmother became poor and their lives become harder while cinderella ( Tam Cam ) became wealthy and her life becomes way easier
13:29 apply to art school, get rejected, then pursue politics.
It might end up not very well
Didn’t go well first time round think it will go well second time
The third thing to do is to go to the barbershop for a moustache cut in a special way.
That giant centipede is not only real but also has chelicera strong enough to pierce most clothes and inject a flesh eating venom that puts most venomous snakes to shame. The pain is strong enough to cause death by shock....
WHY DO YOU EXIST
Slimy, yet satisfying
2:23 the Yoshi *mlem* is my phone notification sound, and while I was watching this I thought for sure that my phone was going off. I had to rewind this like 5 times just to make sure.
what is the WORST thing one can say in a Funeral?
*oh nice! you made me a Lunchbox!*
9:26 it actually is a slogan on a store! And was covered in another reddit video
Even though I didn't intend for my submission to r/cursedcomments to actually get into an EmKay video, I'm kinda happy it did. As I said many times before, I wish I used the drawing of Bonmucho in boxing gear for the screenshot instead of the drawing of him wearing a robe. (Skip to 40:45 to see the drawing and the cursed request that got it into the subreddit and the videos.)
Oh, dear. The tooth paste tube had me howling with laughter.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral.
Dinners ready.
13:21 This joke for sure went over most people’s heads, including EmKay (idk which one was narrating)
German art schools were so fine in the 20-30s though
11:48 my grandpa was on the team that invented the javelin.
My bad is probably the worst thing to say at a funeral
16:54 Read the subreddit name, it's Clash Royale, a video game. You don't get it because you're not familiar with the cards there are in the game.
25:59 I was trying to stand up and that made me feel back down lmfao
a worse thing to say at the funeral would be " welcome to my taste test."
4:48 Neil cicierega predicted this comment in one of his songs
“The empire strikes back” absolutely diabolical
9:23 I've seen that on a sign somewhere.
27:59 It's supposed to say, "Say there are drugs inside the pea pods, then they'll open them up for you to check."
47:03 That's the recipe for mustard gas.
54:25 That's not Jay Lenno, that's Handsome Squidward.
" Worst thing to say at a funeral? "
Bon Appetit
“are you kidding me? our dinner is raw!!!!!!”
0:28 I swear on my mothers life do not look it up. To summarize its used for s3xual fun. Now children of the internet, do. not. look. it. up. (you will regret it, im warning you for a reason... I made a mistake. Dont make my mistake)
It's too late😢
@@dudepop1456 oh dear God...
EmKay totally missed the Hitler joke at 13:15.
I love how like half of the video is sex jokes, and the other half is references to historical tragedies with some dark humor just sprinkled in there.
0:51 this guy: why am i single?
me: bc you played genshin for an hour. go touch some grass
- a person who has currently played it for 3 hours nonstop
bloody hell you guys will never know how much i want a hamborghini
hambı
“We’ve disabled TH-cam to protect comment section” -minors
We've minors TH-cam to comment protect-section
“Minors disabled TH-cam to protect comment” -Section
@@VoodooVDOare u good fam?
Worst thing to say at a funeral: oops…
…I googled the Slovakian traffic cone… I’m literally a 13 year old… I regret it so much…
4:15 the reason Robin is my favorite narrorator is because he always makes fun of Mormons
Here's something that you shouldn't say during a funeral:
Oops, wrong person
Worst thing to say at a funeral:
“Save me the calf, would ya? I’ll get the knife”
0:22 DONT LOOK IT UP
I don't get it
@@grimace9658 just don't look it up it's weird
@@WillowDaChildbut what's is ?
@@Matias-lt4iu trust me don't do it
@@Matias-lt4iuin case you still wanna know, uh- it's something similar to those 2 girl 1 cup thing
36:12 Even if it's cringe it's catchy as Hell.
I got an ad for burger king when i timestamped this
8:06 “we have disabled the TH-camrs to protect the minors” - TH-cam
“we have minors to protect the disabled on youtube” -youtube
"We have disabled you guys to protect the comment section from minors" -TH-cam
4:10 GOT ME LAUGHING FOR 15 MINS
12:07 saving this lol
the worst thing to say at a funeral is "Wow dad why did we put the food in such a big container?"
“They are all dead but thank you for the joke”
Like that would stop me
20:15
Eat the forbidden yoylecake
6:32 He's joking, but before jesus died, Satan whisked him off in the night to try to tempt him. He offered riches, power, the works, and Jesus just kept quoting scripture. Like a biblical rap battle.
"Turn this rock into a bread ration,"
"But one must not give into physical temptation!"
@@purplecobra52 "here, I'll throw you into danger; ask god to save you!"
To which he quotes a scripture about not relying on god.
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
"here, I'll throw you into danger; ask god to save you!"
"That's not even how it works so no thank you."
@@purplecobra52 Pretty much. And since satan wasn't trying to kill him, but tempt him before he died, he whisked him off to try tempting jesus a different way
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
"All the kingdoms of the world could be yours in 11,"
The only kingdom that matters is the kingdom of heaven!"
also don't ask what I mean by 11.
worst thing to say at a funeral submission: “lemme just crawl in there with ya, thanks.”
1:00 yes, it was the second incident, but don’t worry third times a charm! I’m sure they’ll do better in ww3!
1:17 totally not me thinking of the time my two male dogs in minecraft mated and had a child. They were brothers
"It was an accident I swear, I mean I didn't mean to stab him 26 times, but the first one felt so good that I kept doing it."
That is the worst thing you can say at a funeral
34:53
Editor Kenny just speaking facts.
Respect
Emma: Should I kill off some characters in my book to make it more interesting?
Lily: Idk, what type of book is it?
Emma: An Autobiography.
Lily: 😮
10:30 the number of upvotes in changing
Robin always makes my day lmao
Jacks' musical masterpiece did not, in fact, make me cringe, it made me very happy
It was pretty funny
Exactly!
36:12
This is 1/2 emkay videos that im watching while speedrunning my school project, wish me luck!
I usually like Lexi because she's a tech support dork, but the fact Robin knows and acknowledges Iron Sky is a huge leap in favorites XD (such a bad, cheesy movie but so good)
36:43 "IM STEVE ERWIN!"
Robin, as a member of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day Saints, I cannot tell you how well you hit that nail on the head with that Book of Mormon comment. Had me in stitches. 🤣
10:14 I think its because the was genuinely fun
Me: I apologize
Everybody else at the funeral:🤨
Did Robin pronounce Ratatouille incorrectly because he doesn't know how it's pronounced? Or because he was making fun of ops spelling error?
yes.
yes
no
clearly making fun of the error lol
17:13 is clash Royale and I am in shock robin doesn’t know
I really loved the "That's Amore" parody.
I love how you can tell he can't contain his laughter
*at funeral* "So.... exactly HOW strict is the sexual harassment policy at these kinds of parties?"
Worst thing to say in a funeral? How about: Oh C'mon people, I didn't mean to!
The video answered itself. The creepiest thing to say to someone who just woke up is "Can a tampon in my butt stop diarrhea? Asking for a friend."
The worst thing to say at a funeral is "do you ever look at something and wonder how it tastes?" Wile looking at the corpse
27:07 the worst thing to say at a funeral is allahu akbar
If Robin deepers his voice and makes it dramatic he can become the symbol of peace (Almight from MHA)💀🤣
i hope you turn into whipped cream instead of getting cremated
0:25 Oh boy, I am glad I have the sense to always put "What is" in front of the thing I am searching. Saved me MANY times.
for the worst thing to say at a funeral one "oh great my dinner"
3:42 HEY! Dayshift At Freddy's!
1:38 what did he do
I rewinded when he Robin said “What’s the creepiest thing you can say to a person who just woke up” to make the answer “Sir, this is a fall guy”, UNintentionally too
10:41 have much experience in that category, do you
"Hope you get better Pinocchio!"
Nah man, that dude was probably about to chug the whole bottle, nobody who uses cough syrup for its intended purpose is taking pics of it
19:51 I was eating ffs
6:04 tbh you would still be hard from it being swollen up by all the bugs
Damn sounds like the main character of jjba part 7 is in the chat
7:05 the fact the "girl" isnt even an actual girl 💀
That’s Hitohito, right?
I WAS THINKING THAT! I love Komi cant communicate
@@curefestive1774 ya it is
Are you transphobic or are they a cross dresser?
its a tadano trap 😨🤯😱