The first post is just further proof that our past senses of humor do eventually come back and hit us like boomerangs.
I love how jack is surprised that someone befriends the rat while also befriending the local giant tarantula
Damien being like "The life o- AAAAUUGGGHHH NOOOOOOO!!!" is just gold, it shows how quick his brain registered and went through so many different emotions before screaming in agony
Sadly I didn't timestamp it and I usually do...I'm so dissapointed with myself.
Watching him laugh his a** off to a kid saying"snort my s*** was hilarious 😂
0:37
Oh look, it's me
Damien has, by far, the best laugh. It's literally contagious, I think I've laughed at him hysterically laughing more than I have the content I'm suppose to be laughing at.
@Miles Prower 🅥 what sorce did you gather that information from?
I forget which Narrarator it was, but that one part where they were screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" because of the Bbe ehHi IIoTy literally made me fall off my chair because I was laughing so hard.
0:22 "Remember, there's no such thing as stupid questions. Just stupid people." - Barsy (God I love Wipeout)
Uber Driver = is drowning
EmKay = *THIS IS COMEDY-HEAVEN*
I think they didn’t quite understand the limitations of a convertible.
@@Fanonicme 2016: OMG I BETTER SUBSCRIBE!!!!
Me 2017: HAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD LOL LOL LOL I DIDDNT DIE HAHA IM SO AWESOME
Me since 2020: I wish this was real so I could unsubscribe
4:05 "gulpin deez nuts lmao" really got me xd
48:40 Story Time: A few years ago, when I started learning English, there was this joke/story about a person who didn't know how to speak English, but went to the US, in a restaurant, the waitress asked what they wanted, the person asked "Tem eggs?" (In Portuguese, 'tem' means 'do you have', it's pronounced almost like 'ten')... You already know what happened
Tem Eggs is Have Eggs, (OP already knows this, But eggs in Potuguese is Ovos) and Você tem is "Do you have" So the person mixed english with Portuguese to get Tem Eggs, But, Você tem Eggs and Tem Eggs are basically treated the same.
This the hardest I’ve laughed in YEARS- it’s a combination of Damien’s laugh and the posts
i really needed this after having a horrible meltdown today, thank you emkay for making you laugh as always ❤
It's always nice to hear Damien.
This is getting out of hand now there's two of them!
Seriously why does TH-cam let this happen
Damien and Robin both have contagious laughter that gets me every single time I let my guard down and I start laughing like a mad man in front of everyone.
“Ronny, may I introduce you to my best friend Jesus?”
“Nope!”
“Sucks to suck, Ronnie. Got to church.”
Can we just appreciate how much damien is dying of laughter, it's so great
it really makes my day lmao
The joke doesn’t even have to be that funny but the way that Damien laughs has me DYING. Not nose exhale, I’m talking unable to breathe
Damien is the only laugh in the world that I’ve heard pull off a laugh and a wheeze at the same time.
I watched this during class, I laughed out loud, and I do not regret it.
I had The “lick me where I fart” teacher at the time, she was awful and she was a huge meme around the school as well
I had her years before in grade 9. I graduated in the 2014-15 school year
@@Chem825 How in the actual name of Yog Sothoth is this person still a teacher
38:42
Me: *googles "what happens when you drink cement"* Questo è un pericolo per la salute!
Jack: *bursts out laughing* Sì, questa persona è morta.
0:05 Nah I'm 12 and someone'll say "Balls" and I'll bust out laughing
8:40 Hearing Brody's voice just unlocked a moment of nostalgia I forgot that I had. 😭😭
One of my dearest memories was when I took a coding class thing at a college at the age of 8, and when I finished my work, me and the guy next to me would just watch Yo Mama videos with the volume way down so our instructor couldn't hear
Damien laughing out his soul within his deceased body from laughing to hard is golden
5:35 i shouldn't be laughing that hard bc i have a fever but omfg your laugh makes it 10x funnier lmao
BRO HOW IS YOUR BRODY FOXX IMPRESSION SO GOOD!?!?!?
33:29 "Yes I am a massive land from the continent of Africa" -Jack talking about venezula
"I don't know about animals, I'm not a botanist"
- DylanIsInTrouble
God, this is *literally* comedy haven. Their laughs are amazing
Why does Damiens laugh sound like a collection of souls all laughing in a terrifying yet beautiful harmony
5:54 I am questioning my heterosexuality everyday
@@blitzgaming712 it's called dangerous fellows, the ads are really bad but the game is okish
8:31
Mario: Toad, why do you have a racket?
Toad: ._. No idea...
Luigi: -_- wow
Peach: maybe for beach tennis?
I think that the editors of Emkay should all do a "story time compilation" where they all take their story time parts from their videos and put it in one video
I swear Damien's laugh is just so contagious
@@zGalaxus Idk why but it's in my phone's auto suggesting so I feel obligated to type it whenever it comes up
I absolutely love the chaotic energy of that bio at 15:55 XD. Damien does a good job at making ppls day ~
The part of "but weapons are also weapons" it's like when monty of fnaf security breach sais "you can hide but you can't hide" just perfect
Damien laughing his ass off when the kid said "Snort my shit" was hilarious I was on the floor DYING
When he said “levels 2 and 3 are the same just slightly advanced” my brain went “this isn’t just ugly, this is … advanced ugly
The bass boosted Marley and Me is way funnier than it should be and I am going to the boiler room of Hell for laughing at it.
0:28 this laugh instantly made my day better. Thank you very much Damien
I can TOTALLY understand forgetting the name of your favorite food. I once forgot the word "pizza." I asked my friends if they wanted more "flat round food" and they, being them, proceeded to ask for tortilla chips and waffles.
I’m not even 2 minutes in but something about Rin crying at his fathers grave with “BURGER KING” in bold red letters is funny to me
24:24
Jack: *exhales sharply through his nose* Non credo sia quello che dovrebbe succedere...
33:29 is no one gonna point out that Jack said Venezuela was in Africa 😂 now that’s comedy heaven (didn’t see the original video so I’m sure it got pointed out there)
Lol i just saw that and i did the same thing as you lol. I love geography and i noticed that immediately XD
@@lildashboi Same, i laughed with actual anger tbh-
But just imagine if Venezuela was in Africa.
@@Adurite_ I mean, you only need look to the middle east, and how the USA interacts with countries in a 1000km radius of that region which possess oil to know the result of that.
i was just about to comment that- second guessed myself so much i had to google a map to make sure i wasn't crazy
8:38 him making a Brody impression was pure gold and perfection.
5:25 hearing Damien laugh his absolute heart out at this kid makes me feel good inside.
came here after a long tiring and very depressing day with tons of mental breakdowns. emkay always brightens up my day :)
edit:
5:56 *WAIT IS THAT EUGENE*
so,,,,, consider my day better
Damien's wheezes and laughs always gets me laughing
Idk why but the transition from damien to robin to damien to jack was so subtle I didn't notice
"level 3 .... Is that your still ugly" made me laugh so hard i choked on air
51:40 XD "Johnny, are you encouraging Alexa to have impure thoughts as an AI again? Stop encouraging a robotic uprising."
Pls help Damien he's being held at gun point.
55:53 i love it when you guys tell a joke or say something funny and just crack yourself up
Me when I saw the thumbnail: hey can you say hi to my grandparents please?
Also me when I saw the thumbnail: hey can you say hi to my dog please
23:57
he gave us his story on saying poggers un-ironically but now I give mine
So about 1 months ago I was talking to my friend (he is a German transfer student) we where talking about games as you do and for some reason in the conversation I said "poggers", he asked what it meant I said that it didn't matter but then he said that his purpose being here was to get knowledge of foreign country's and their languages or something of that degree so I had to give him a 5-minuet lecture of the origins of the term/word poggers. By the end we both contemplated life a little he because he just learnt something new, me because I had just given a German kid a lecture in pogchamp and poggers.
I ascended to comedy heaven while watching this
What cracks me up even more is that the books that said stinky Steve said book 4 on it!🤣
8:18 Fun fact! The reason it says "capitaine" instead of "captain" is because if you look closely, the sign is written in French! :))
I'm trying to write an essay but I can't because I'm laughing at Damien laughing his head off because he's reading this stuff
@@axethannanth bruh doesn't know about geography and sees dark skinned people and thinks they African
"You're username is how you die. How do you die?"
Guess I'm gonna be assassinated then
28:38 i love these old food ads in comic books, i saw one that was the daredevil taking someone down using a twinkie
Damien's laugh is literally the best.
The one with the whale blasting an ungodly amount of ass ham got me rolling.
I watch EmKay to hear him laughing so i can laugh too
Hope im not the only one
Damien laughing his ass off can cure any form of depression, including mine lmao
I absolutely died at "Rondal Mcdondal's secret play space" 💀💀💀
damien fits so well for the yo mama jokes holy shit
We love to hear your laugh mate
the true comedy heaven is damien's laughs
35:17 mmmmm chairs
Damien invented the term "laughing my ass off"
im laughing at damien's laugh especially at the "Snort my sh*t"
2:55 so true *starts playing doom while watching child p*
I was laughing for like 4 minutes straight and my stomach hurts so frickin bad
8:34
Mario: Toad, why do you have a racquet???
Toad: Uh, I don't know...
28:31 I had the sudden urge to watch that vid, it's really damn wholesome.
Love these so much.
Hearing Damien laugh his ass off at a kid saying "Snort my shit" was probably the best one.
Shut up and take my like
That was playing the moment I read this comment wtf
lmao yeah
I WAS ON THAT ONE WHEN I SAW THIS
@@lucasbeadell7788 y e s