THE TOP OF r/CRACKHEADCRAIGSLIST
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ค. 2024
- Over an hour of the top posts from r/Crackheadcraigslist on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Robin | Lightly...: 00:00:00
Jack | 🤢🤢🤢: 00:14:27
Robin | THE WORST OF CRAIGSLIST: 00:30:33
Jack | DEER DOG DEER DOG: 00:43:24
Robin | WHY: 00:58:04 - ตลก
!! to everyone asking "what is this?" for the "cigarette holder" around 27:00, *that* is a tampon, but they took out the actual tampon part of the tampon and replaced it with a cigarette
I saw that and had to look at the comments because I was like "that- that cant be a tampon im just dirty minded" but nope. I was right.
you have chosen spoon death, have fun!
@@sashadarklycanDon't threaten them with a good time.
@@QueenMonny To be fair, Robin threatened them first.... WAIT, sorry, nevermind, I read that wrong!!! You're a masochist!!
oh so i was right (unfortunately)
its a bad sign when the dude asking for people to nurse him comes off as one of the most mentally stable of all of these
The 500 dollar drive one seems comprehensible, even if it's still incredibly silly.
@@spindash64I like to drive, I would love to do that with one of my days
Better than tooth fairy mom
As an Australian I can comfirm we do keep random packs, boxes and bottles that are empty
but those were half crumpled in a bag together... well... I have met more discerning hoarders who live with unknown quantity of cats
as an American, i do the same thing, but i'm also a bit of a hoarder-
yep m8 ya right
100th
@@jan-Pala same lol
OMG I feel so bad for side selling his snow blower. I pray he gets a good lawyer. No parent deserves to have that happen, unless they’re a horrible parent.
Time stamp please
@@benthebeerdrinker2650 e
41:05
@@adrianne7882thank you
The target ball is legit. The stores use them as safety barriers between the parking lot and the doors.
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Some of these people need to have their breathing license removed
Yep, agreed.
Your supposed to have a license?-
@@youdontseeme2054 that license is called “lungs”
@Jetstream Sam the Weakest Brazilian Male ohh i didnt know you needed thoes. I wouldnt have sold them otherwise-
@@youdontseeme2054 yes, it is issued to you when you are born
14:22 it’s possible there are actually salvageable parts on that Hot Wheels. I would say if it’s an original old one from the 60s to 80s, it could be valuable in helping recreate/restore a custom Hot Wheels someone is making. Just some info from your local Hot Wheels enthusiast:) (parts that could be salvaged are the engine piece and the bottom metal base)
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please play tic tac toe with me
WHY DID I READ HOT WHEELS AS HOGWARTS HJELP
39:15 as dark as this is I feel like the kid has a terminal illness and outlived his expected live span, so the family was preparing early but now he’s too tall.
Or the kid just wanted to sleep in a coffin, they look really comfortable
@@bellaknightR597 If you work third shift and need to sleep during the day just close the lid and it will be nice and dark! This is a great idea.
@@truepennytvwith airholes...?
1:01:53 The freaking way he read it, along with what it says is my absolute favorite. The funny in this is great.
“Ex-fucking-scuse me?”
I love how Robin didn't notice that the corndogs were being stored in a bathtub. 2:10
omg I didn't notice either 💀😭
Something funny is the person who posted its name is "blackcock"
The add said they'd been cleaned.
Lmao 😂 what the f. These can't be for reals..... Ok maybe they are 😂. People are straight up insane 🤣 but what would be worse... The person who buys it 🤯. I wouldn't take 99.99999% of any of these even if they paid me lol
@@calebgresch9604 Using the wrong "your" makes ME want to throw up.
Love the casual Damien diss at 39:38 lol
i'm crying what was that like 20 seconds of coughing 59:22
I thought no one noticed 💀
Robin dying. Temporarily.
I thought bro was having an asthma attack tbh
finally found a comment on it
Ask Jack to confirm the empty cigarette packet Collection since he’s a Aussie.
We collect many things... Alcohol bottles and cans, yes. Cute small stationary, yes. Empty cigarette packets...nasty.
Blind Al: I wish I never heard of Craigslist
Couldn't even be bothered to spend $3 on frozen tamales lol... that dude was either extremely desperate or a reeeeal knucklehead
I need to go to sleep. I "frozen tamales" as "frozen females" all 3 times I reread your comment, trying to make sense of it lol
The "cigarette holder" 🤣 🤣 🤣 No, please God no! Somebody is gonna put that in their mouth! 😳
what is it tho?
@@beatawawrzynczak5943it's a tampon or as its know to others a feminine hygiene product time stamp to see what I mean 27:03
@@beatawawrzynczak5943 YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW!!
Another big ass batch of fresh 100% organic memes, enjoy
As soon as he said ‘Happy Tree Friends’ I perked up. If it wasn’t so destroyed I’d definitely buy that Cuddles plush.
Ikr.
If it was in just a little bit more better condition, I would buy it 100%
Timestamp?
The day just got better with another great emkay video 🤩
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nerd
37:31 assuming that painting isn’t traced / heavily referenced from something, it’s actually not that bad! especially since he’s giving it away for free. the free cheetos are a bit weird but maybe he just doesn’t want to throw away food which is understandable i guess. i don’t think this belongs on crackhead craigslist tbh. it looks like a technically competent painting, the shading is decent and and the landscape behind her looks pretty nice. canvases can be expensive too, getting a big painting for free is a great deal since you can always just paint over it and use the canvas for your own project.
I was gonna say, I would buy it if it was still available. I love it!
Okay, the deer house is creepy and fuckin' weird, but, like, it's pretty well-made.
I love this guy's you make me laugh so many times I really needed this
that painting of the angel for he guys ex gf actually looks pretty good
31:43 - no commentary on the taxidermy "duckling?"
Right?! This is why I came to the comments....
Yeah, just saw it, continuing to be horrified
I hope to god that someone reported that to the authorities
The spider with special needs is my favorite
I want to know if Robin ever got the beanbag chair
Of course the $2 hangover kit is in Wisconsin. Classic.
Denver is one of the places where things can get pretty pricey for the entire place to be completely under construction and find human shit on the sidewalk
I’m still traumatized by the human feces
For a second I thought you said portland with that description.
Well, you are not wrong! Greetings from a native Denverite.
I think robin is going insane because a brand new bbq is 799.99$ where I live. And a “slightly” with a heavy slight is 500ish.
Wait, another morning upload? heck yes! What a pleasant surprise :D
Again, damn
@@The_Weakest_Brazilian_MaleI have an appetite for good content, so I'll always be here c:
Why are you always here in nearly everything I’m in, I swear to god you appear more than baby zombies trying to kill me
FYI, if you dont care about a 90% scam chance, those chicken wing and nugget keyrings are on wish..There is even a french fry one lol
With the empty pepsi can unopened, my grandma actually has one becuase my great grandfather worked at pepsi i believe, and he was able to get some cans or something i guess, but they are actually worth a lot.
21:50 the way Jack said Spokane hurt my soul
Omg same 😢
He disrespected the marmots how dare he 😭
I’m Australian and I can confirm that dude is just crazy no one else I ever seen actually sells cigarette packets maybe alcohol bottle 😂
Youre not real Australian then SACRIFICE
I wonder if Robin ever bought that bean bag chair
Gonna download this so I can watch it on the plane ride home today
“i don’t think you realize how old the iPhone 7 is, i’ll give you $45 for it”
me, watching on an iPhone 7
RIP. Samsung A20. So I know your pain. (Watching on a tablet though. A8)
58:31 I have said this previously but
Dwellingup is in Australia
W.A. stands for Western Australia
For some added information
Dwellingup
Is a indigenous word
Meaning “place of nearby water”
It’s close to another town called Pinjara
If you live in Australia or ever and intend to be in Western Australia nearby Dwellingup,
I would strongly advise having a look around
P.S there is a wonderful free camping spot, in Pinjara nearby the train tracks it’s completely free although the toilets are a little bit far
Amazing place 10 out of 10
Hell Yeah, I've camped down in Dwellingup a couple times! the high ropes and the steam line are wicked! there are some killer tall trees down that way too
Brb, gonna go smoke a joint out of a tampon applicator 26:45
Be careful, he will come after you with a spoon!
🔪ya call that a knife?
Nah mate, this is a knife 🥄
I have a white statue with the hand peace sign (It looks the same as your Channel photo)and then I came back to your channel and I laughed so hard
These are great.
I am not of the half that normally would know about that cigarette holder, but I do know about that cigarette holder, and that is not good.
I don't think people understand how or why expensive art works.
In short a artist makes something which gets appraised at thousands of dollars.
A rich person buys that item and now has a asset worth thousands of dollars.
Now instead of having thousands of dollars in the bank being taxed they now have a item worth the same amount but is harder to be taxed so they lose less money.
It's not the item the person is paying for but the value so they can turn money into assets which get taxed less. This means a item will only be worth that amount if professional appraisers all agree on the value so selling a random item worth thousands will not work as it is not officerly valued at that amount
TLDR: rich people buying art is just money laundering and how it works
I honestly welcome anyone to fake being a member of the salvation army with that big red salvation army bucket, as it'll prevent people from donating to the salvation army. If you donate the money you gain to a real charity, I see this as chaotic good.
Y is it bad?
@@chiffondollsweet They're true motives are spreading Christain beliefs, not helping people. Exact conditions vary by building but I've seen stories of poor treatment of women, which my vague recolections wouldn't do justice but some did end up getting kicked out.
Even if they tolerate LGBT+ now it's with the attitude of "okay, fine, but you're still going to hell".
Searching something like "the horrors of the salvation army" should be able to tell you plenty more, but know this: the Salvation Army is not a charity.
Why is Salvation Army gad
@emmet3219 @koifishie72 the salvation army has some pretty cringe religious motives behind it, all sorts of "you should thank Jesus for what God has given you" there are even some reports of immigrants losing financial support as they refused to accept this, being Muslim or otherwise etc.
@@emmet3219 Because they are homophobic as shit.
Ahh yes crispy and juicy memes needed after flying 6hrs today
01:02:54 BEST PART
37:37 no lie, that painting look good.
the hangover kit is worth the $2 tho
7:05 WHAT THE ACTUAL FRACK
58:32 Dwellingup is a town in Western Australia which is what the WA stands for
I was the one who took the photo's of the controller in the thumbnail, long story short it's not that interesting of a reason why it looks like that, my mate for whatever reason used brake cleaner to clean his controller and then wondered why the buttons stopped working. So I asked him if I could have it and I thought making half of it "skeleton" or teardown style would be cool but I messed up. So I cut the whole controller in half. I think I still have it somewhere as well, forever as a memory of the time a mixture of brake cleaner a wood saw and boredom landed my Facebook marketplace listing as the thumbnail for an emKay video. Now an emKay, The top of r/crackheadcragslist. Which is an honour.
No way, the uoshp vacuum is back! (45:58)
I saw that months ago and laughing so hard at it, there are some real jems in our FB marketplaces🤣🤣🤣
Stepping on a CORN BACK RATTLER 😂 that's fantastic
Omfg...the cat milk is posted by someone from my home town....keep it classy Sidney
3:35 Delivery price is worth more than the actual product 😂😂😂😂
The thumbnail is what they meant on Xbox when there’s that half-controller indicator on games.
Editors had a field day with this one
7:40 got me deade but fr fr tho 🤣🤣💀💀
to everyone asking "what is this?" for the "cigarette holder" around 27:00, that is a tampon, but they took out the actual tampon part of the tampon and replaced it with a cigarette
58:01 definitely pitching a serious tent there mate
3:29 I might have one of those “Beautiful Googles” 😂
3:51 I’ve never seen an ad say “Kill someone and use me as a suspect” for $30… what a steal
Ragnarok item be like
I too want the middle finger octopus. Guess I'll have to fight Robin in the arena for it. Winner takes most. Loser gets one middle finger tentacle.
THE SENSUAL KERMIT IS A GIF I SEND IT TO MY DAD THE TIME LOL
26:38 switchblades...
Okay I have no idea how the Hell that one guy got the Target Ball. I thought those were supposed to be attached to the ground.
26:00
Guys! Guys look! It’s the gunboats from Team Fortress 2!
1:07:15
"Hahaha! I TELEPORTED BREAD!"
"Special Needs Spider". Hey, that's not nice....I am not a spider. I am a perfectly ugly human being, I will have you know!
okay I don't want the dead decaying cats, just the bones please
i, too, like bones
That cigarette holder is a damn TAMPONS...LMAO!
the other day i saw someone post in the 'buy, sell, trade' fb group for my hometown and listing reading "free stuff" with a discription of "I THOUGHT THIS GROUP WAS FREE STUFF!! wHERES THE FREE STUFF?" with a fan art of harley quinn for the photo
Pretty sure the "chewed up bubblegum" ones were slime. At least, I f*ckin hope they were lol.
Ah yes, Cat milk, just what I was looking for...
Just you wait. The way the world is going and with diet fads, cat milk cleanse will be a thing.
Jack is hilarious! I love his voice!
14:13 the gastric reflux is when you put only 2 under the top two pegs of the bed to help elevate them slightly in their sleep so issues don't happen while laying down.
Jack not knowing what a target ball is. Tbh I'm british, I shouldn't know either
I better get the popcorn now
we all ignoring the minute long coughing?
gastroreflux was a legit use of the bed post lift things
6:42 some teens do collect the cig packs, but specifically bryan pack s(image of dead man named bryan, aged 30 with a picture of him "10 weeks earlier" in the top right corner)
Oh my lord lol 6:24 the mattress of death 😂. (I thought it was illigal to sell second hand mattresses anyways due to cross contamination of bedbugs .... Etc?)
I believe it is illegal yeah, cuz of bedbugs and other insects/diseases, also, the other mattress that was on there, with the "small" single shit stain, but the picture looks like someone litterally erupted on the entire thing, looks like they didnt even try to clean it up, and now if thats truely what that is, then they are also selling human bodily fluids which is also illegal... That was absolutely disgusting...
25:40 it looks soooo bad lmao
@@progo8156 here you go, sorry I had to scan through the whole vid twice to find it again lol
It is in Australia. At least Vinnies (charity store) definitely cannot resell second hand mattresses. Other such enterprises MAY be able to if they've been professionally cleaned or something. Can't confirm.
@@progo8156It may be entirely illegal here. I can only categorically state that Vinnies cannot. I used to volunteer for Vinnies and we wouldn't take scond hand mattresses specifically because we couldn't even give them away (let alone sell them). But other unamed charities in my town were rumoured to do it. Whether they had special treatment processes or permission is another matter that I can't comment on. The death mattress is a very extreme case that not even the aforementioned unnamed charity would have taken. 🤢
The ford wagon is absolutely awesome
Sometimes the Pepsi cans are just empty it's happened to me
this entire video is "____ dollars? I can get that at ____ for ____ dollars!"
8:37 I once bought a case of sprite cans and one of them was sealed, pressurized and empty.
i actualy like the deer dollhouse thing
these are the type of things you don't just say "wtf" to. You actually write (or speak) out the whole thing, in words.
Worst part about the overpriced cakes is the big one had my name on it, terribly😂
6:51 BRO IM DRINKING MILK, CMON BRO
Laughed so hard i prolapsed my colon.
Me when I climb Mount Everest and open my chip bag but there aren't extra chips, the air just expanded: 😢😢😢
18:56
Bro I'm eating at this time 😭
1:04:07 AAAAAAH- Oh, oh... Sorry... I got scared for a second, thinking that Sephiroth managed to break through the barrier between fiction and reality and was here...
one time when i was really little i made this shitty painting where i just smeared paint on a canvas. later it was at my grandma's garage sale and some guy was going on about the artistry and the use of color and whatnot. i think he bought it for like 50-100 $ or smth. they didn't tell him lmao
the cat milk...was from ohio...
Legs Hair for 30$ is pretty appropriate for Winnipeg lmao
If you wanna know how they get empty sealed soda cans, my guess is they probably heat it up to very high temperatures to evaporate the liquid inside
The one But the switch is. Valid honesty
This is gonna be a long one huh