Pogacar Takes Yellow 717 Days Later but Smells FISHY..
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2024
- Tadej Pogacar is already the yellow jersey of the Tour de France 2024 after the beautiful stage 2 in San Luca, Bologna. However, Jonas Vingegaard answered the doubts about him with a brilliant performance that many ignorant haters have labeled as a performance only possible with doping. The Pogacar vs Vingegaard duel is better than ever for the Galibier on Stage 4 of the Tour de France 2024, but we also bring you our analysis of Kévin Vauquelin's victory, the great performance of Remco Evenepoel and Richard Carapaz today and the discovery of another Jonas, Jonas Abrahamsen, the Jonas of the fjords. At the same time, Mark Cavendish again did a tribute without puking to Andrea Piccolo and Michele Gazzoli that is worth knowing about.
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I Hope i will
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2027 can't believe we didn't know Jonas and pogi were injecting monkey testosterone directly into their veins in 2024 😅
Time traveler from 2032 here. The world is rotting in nuclear ash and only those who are out of the norm can survive. UCI finally admits Jonas is slightly fishy after taking his 8th Tour de France victory but does nothing to strip him off his victories and our alien proved to be 920% clean as the water under the Øresundsbron.
@@tweed0929😂😂
Pogacar smells fishy, because Vingegaard the ANCHOVY is all over him!
👹 ah ha ha buah ha ha.
Pog is going to win by 10 minutes
How'd that age for ya? Pogi ripped his legs off and beat him with them today. Fan boys. But but but he is still recovering you'll say.
@@savagepro9060 JONAS GOT SMOKED. TADEJ IS THE GOAT
@@RimBrakeKing how many stages to go?
Always a DANE, even Pantani’s girlfriend. . .
Abrahamsen's metamorphosis is hilarious.
If you actually watched Abrahamsen last year you would know that he was a solid rider then as well. Watch his interview with GCN if you want info on his weight gain. He actually grew a few centimeters in height as well after eating more, so not surprising that it helped to stop starving himself :-)
@@S9999Frank GCN interview was just the usual window dressing. He gained 20kg ...
@@pmcmpc he gained almost 20 kilos of muscle, he said that the transformation took more than 2 years. No matter if he is juiced or not it is a good story to tell in a weight obsessed sport. I choose to believe he is clean, as we all believe our countrymen, especially if they are nice guys :-)
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When Pogi was 21 years old he won the tour de france, the anchovy was already 23 years old, he was absolutly nothing at that time or so little in the cyclism world. Suddenly he become the anchovy with the infinite potentiel who can even eat the biggest sharks and whales. What a metamorphosis for that little fish.
Cycling teams should send all of their B-grade overaged prospects to fish canneries and processor plants from now on. Surely that is the newest secret to such hilarious performances!
Yeah, pogi was able to get his dope at a younger age than jonas.
When pogi beat roglic at the tour de france, team jumbo immediatly think to themself what is this of a specimen pogacar an alien on bike ? So Jumbo prepare the future, produce with all the secret methods someone who can be as good or better than the ski jumper to have more chance to win the big event. The next year at the tour de france they have the ski jumper and a little fish still unknown who will finish second that year it was a big surprise. For the next years they smell all over the body of each member of that wonderfull team the same odor of that little fish becoming the anchevy (and since winning two tour de france), becoming the nightmare of the alien. Not only the smell iradiate all over the jumbo team but a gregario win the vuelta and this year the gregario of the gregario make a name for himself and maybe one day who knows for the stars and stripes win also a grant tour, i name jorgensen. Everything is possible in the cyclism world, absolutly everything.
From little minnows, grow mighty basking sharks 🦈
Insulting nonsense. Vingegaard was off the charts as a 16 year old tiny guy already. Riding up the Alpe'd'huez. And in his max oxygen capturing capacities. Just like in other sports some people are just genetically favoured. And, true, his trainer suggested he did some regular work as a grownup whilst training for the rest of the day. To induce discipline. And a respect for hard work.
The fishy thing is a tease with the smell of anchovy right attached to the alien. Nothing to do with double entendres.
Thanks for clearing that up. I was afraid you were going to bring up Vingo's mature wife during that.
@@tannerslomkolol
I love that you call the teams their old names, to remind us of the scandals they were all involved in. Under the current sponsor, few have been caught…yet. If you were a cynic, you’d think it was a clever rebranding strategy to allow the same bunch of crooks to carry on regardless😂 I love it, all the same. 🤷♂️
Anchovy will take pogues to the deep sea. 😅😅😅😅
I do love the nativity of people that think these guys are riding clean.
We all know that in the 90s and 00s the whole peleton was doped to the eyeballs and had to be just to have a chance to complete the race, but somehow these guys are performing above those levels completely clean
Its aerodynamic improvements and nutrition 👌
@@davess61 I am assuming that was wrote with a tone of sarcasm.
@@markc5999 your assumption would be correct!
The secret is to stay ahead of the anti - doping agencies, take stuff that they can't detect yet !!!
Take it you meant to say naivety otherwise you the inference is locale
I look forward to these videos every day
that's sad.
How do you GAIN 20kg then get a polka-dot jersey?
Totally not steroids, HGH, and testosterone injections offseason.
20kg of pure leg muscle obviously
tailwindstractorbeamspizza
just superior genetics and antigravity
Go fishing with sonny colbrelli
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Nothing and I mean nothing beats Danish Anchovies, fishy but delicious.
What a day for Dopegacar. He is so juiced that he took yellow on accident! Also the anchovy Vingedope was clearly feeling good. I do wonder what the situation is with Primoz Dopelič though. I thought he’d be in the mix today. Remco Evenedope will podium this tour by the way, BOOK IT!
Are we in for a Flyod Landis performance on the Galibier by.. anyone....? Feeling nostalgic for the old days.. Jan where you?
You have to drink the Magical Beer that Floyd did.
Didn't PogoAlien already match that in the Giro?
Jan has gained 30kg so perhaps is in Tour winning form 💪
It wasn’t beer bro, it was whiskey!
A revolutionary year for the TDF with the introduction of the first competition ready nuclear bicycles. We’re all on Bikini Island now mates. 🌴🍻🍾🥂
The way Tadej soft-pedaled the sprint to deliberately create a gap and then, in that post-race exchange with Remco, it sounded like he was hoping Remco got Yellow, suggests to me, perhaps given the circumstances of Jonas's revival, he preferred to have Soudal defend the jersey on stage 4 rather than UAE. Now UAE is going to have to do a lot more work...
I agree he wanted remco to take it or carapaz but stage 4 was always a target and over galibier with tomorrow a sprint...no more controlling then would have.. he will give it to someone tomorrow if good break gets away wont change how they ride. maybe two years ago these guys have matured losing makes you humble : )
@@ryanphelan6861 Good point! UAE could control the race and let a break go, giving them freedom on stage 4... but I don't see stage 3 shaking up the GC. So still UAE in Yellow on stage 4. It's their bread-and-butter position, driving the pace, and they have the numbers to do it versus the other teams. Maybe optimal despite the optics: regardless UAE drives the pace into oblivion to sent Pogi over the Galibier.
I liked the way he tried to sell the farce by wobbling his head from side to side like it took all his might to keep soft pedaling.
@@xaosectswrong bro!
That cartoon sketch!!! I can't see😂😂😂😂
It was absolutely hilarious!
That "performance" yesterday was too good to be true. If you look at Geraint Thomas' performance it show you how much the Giro takes out of the legs. Juicacar completely routed the others in the Giro in a display of dominance unseen since Merckx and now only 1 man can hold his wheel on a tough TdF stage. Its bullshit, i grew up watching cycling in the 90's and it was almost completely fake. This guy is the same, the Eurosport comms guys were marvelling at the fact that the whole Peloton was on the rivet and Juicacar wasnt even breathing out of his mouth. These guys need hounded until the truth is exposed, because what we are seeing is not the truth.
G is old and giro competition was second rate.
@@richardwolf6269 My point wasnt about the quality of competition at the Giro, it was about the effect on fitness from having ridden the Giro. G is pretty tough but he has been blown away. In the last 25 years Tom Dumoulin and Chris Froome are the only 2 i can think of (there are probably more but not that many) who have been competitive at the TdF after being competitive at the Giro.
Who agrees when I say a couple more days before you don't make the time cut cav.
The only reason Astana signed Cav was they needed cash. They knew the only stage he would win is stage 1 Alzheimers.
The first two stages were the hardest start to a TdF. Sprinters always struggle in the mountains. The publicity is working well at present. Lots of coverage of Cav and the team. The owners will be happy so far. Cav is the team leader and the job of the team is to support him.
He was ‘fine’ yesterday and I expect he’ll be in the top 20 today. I reckon he just needs time to detox from whatever nefarious substance he ingested on the morning of Stage 1….and presumably return to the more familiar substances that his body can handle. I don’t think its terrible form, but a terrible ‘diet’. 😏
I believe that it is highly likely that he will finish this tour and also win a stage.
@@hisdadjames4876 I didn't know you could eat "old age"
I'm very happy not to have visited the land of the anchovies; sounds like nothing but trouble. Who in their right mind would think yo trust a dancing snake lady?
Nobody gonna talk about Geraint Thoman retirement ? +6.45 in stage two.
What do you expected of him? Some beers, some podcasts and photos and some work in the Mountains
He just finished 3rd at the Giro. Maybe you missed that?! He is not going for GC at this years TdF. He is resting and saving himself at the moment in order to carry our super domestique duties for Bernal & Pidcock in the mountains later and also to try and get a stage win for himself.
@@cyclinghighlights I thought he was a GC rider for this tour, I was mistaken, sorry :D
@@paddyotoole2058 yeah, sorry I was misinformed about his role on this TDF
Had a nice laugh at the title 😂
The idea that Vingegaard wouldn't be ready was absolutely ridiculous for anyone who understands the treatments and 'treatments' being used - even if his injuries weren't exaggerated.
Please share the treatments and methods.
@@dorianwaller8796micro dosing steroids, epo and blood bags
You sound like a right mug and a real casual saying this. You can have all the treatments you want but broken bones take time to heal and time off the bike is not spent training and losing form. It’s only day 2 so don’t get too excited. Let’s see where the anchovy is in week 3.
@@paddyotoole2058 I said exactly the same thing immediately after the crash. And no his bone and lung healing times are 'not normal' but grossly accelerated. He just did the fastest ascent ever - presumably faster than Tadej as he was further back at the start of the segment.
@paddyotoole2058 haha ru calling me a mug? Keyboard warrior pmsl 😂😂😂😂😂
Alien versus Anchovy
Have the same 2 riders finished in top 2 positions for 4 straight TdF's
FIRST proof this video was uploaded at 1:12 am
I confirm , at 01:14
Did Primuz forget to dope today?
Red Bull doesnt give you wings
@@TheFraudmanmustn't be using it correctly
Lol
Rucgard Carapaz didn't pull one meter after the climb of San Luca ,so all credits go to Remco Evenepoel who managed to get back at the end the 2 mosquetaires !! # Bravo !!!
Tour de Drugs
remove background music you dont need it, a lot of people have a major annoyance with the trap beat, heads up! thanks for the coverage :-)
If Jonas wins this Tour, it means simply that whatever he does BESIDES training (doping or not) matters more than training.
rumors say that Pogacar went to sleep listening to Houdini's Eminem song and Jonas before to fall asleep was listening to Tiiiiime is on my siiide , yes it is RollingStones🤣🤣🤣 awesome recap❤❤❤
No comment on the VLB "Control Van" ?
They probably have some high-tech electronic jammers on it that can shut down all electrical doping motors... except theirs of course.
Always the Danes.
I made it 2 vids before
Any information on the Van Rysel? Will it be doped with a motor in the down-tube/seat-tube like the real thing? Great video as always, time to catch up with the Celebs now.
Our Fave Anchovy has taken advantage of every possible TUE Visma could find during his recovery in the past 10 weeks...
No way a man can be in intensive care, fighting for his life in April and riding with Pogi with fingers in the nose in June...
Why is he referred to as Anchovy?
@@holdencaulfied7492 I assume because he rather looks like one, and referencing his working at a fish processing plant.
I called the girl from the new Mad Max "Anchovy face" because she rather looks like one to me as well.
absolutely ridiculous that attack dropped two liege winners a world champ olympic champ and last years winner of emilia o that climb i rogliic. Jonas who raced lombardia once and never liege somehow follows iit after broken ribs...its like froome never won a oe day but in tour hed follow sagan on hilly days fishy indeeed
It stinks to high heaven
5:11 - you came for this.
Tuesday there will be no more room for bluffing.
At the top if his shape Jonas Vinggaard is the best rider in the world on 3 week races !!! Like was Lance Armstrong ,the secret to win remains the same ,managed to get doping that the anti - doping agencies can't detect on your body !!! Go JONAS VINGGAARD The best doped rider in the whole world ,you are my life's inspiration, #1 fan ,just take a look at Jonas ,the perfect specimen with the best dope in the world ,JUNKIES UNITED !!!
They probably all are using micro doping. When they introduced the values they have to stay inside they suddenly all were just below those values. BUT regarding Jonas you should know that when he were a teenager and had been in a cycling club for some years his trainer took him to the Danish testing centre that ALL Danish athletes use to get tested and they dropped their jaws to the floor. This centre have existed since just after WW2 and they have tested all Danish athletes you have heard of and even more you have not. Jonas tested ability to convert oxygen to the blood, basically what riders try to increase by taking doping, were the highest they EVER measured in the centres history and that even with a margin. It were these test results that made both Jonas and his surroundings understand that he were something special. It were directly the cause for Jonas to take the decision to not go further in academic schooling but instead taking a job at the local fish factory, so he could dedicate his time to cycling and go all in on that quest. So Jonas are the best Dane ever tested in Denmark to have the outmost best breath to oxygen in the blood conversion, the very quality you need to be the natural born mountain climbing cyclist. Denmark are flat as a pancake and it were only when he joined teams riding mountains they truly saw what a gem he could be for them. That this humble guy on top have an outstanding mentality to eat pain over time actually do make him close to a unicorn. So Jonas actually are at the right place at the right time, matching his genetic body advantages and that actually are a great thing.
Always a Dane
OK... so Vino is off the bike for 2 weeks and Pogi ripped the Giro to nothing and Vino can keep up with him... sure that seems NATTY....
With all the strange things in cyclism we only have two choices : laughing or crying but for our health it's better to laugh about all that. And even if english is not my language i try to have fun, because i can't chance anything in the wonderfull fairytale world of sport.
Junkies forever !!! Prolonged contract until 2030 Jonas Vinggaard the best doped rider of the all time
Can someone please direct me to Alex Dowsett's comments about breakaway agreements? I assume it's on his TH-cam channel
In his Twitter in 2021 told it
@@cyclinghighlights Thank you very much 👍
Watching Cavendish ride is like watching a Biden speech. Neither know where they are or what to do.
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It's an easy knee-jerk comment to say everyone thinks that someone is doping if they have a good stage or race result.
Call them "haters", that will make you feel superior.
We can't be blamed for being jaded after so many hero's and superstars in EVERY sport were finally exposed for doping.
I don't know Jonas, I admire him but I wouldn't accuse him OR exonerate him for any great result, just enjoy it..
I’m from the uk and I am getting fed up with cavendish I can’t see him winning a sprint
There haven’t been any sprint stages yet. The job of the sprinters is just to finish inside the time on the other stages
Mug
Cup and saucer!
A bit too much sarcasm
Are cav's travails related to juice problems? Perhaps a dodgy orange juice before racing.
Cbd Stores in Europa😂😂😂 thats so fucking true
I have to say it - I HATE yellow cycling shorts or any color matching specific Jersey. Black shorts all the way for me. Do I need to seek help?
u r not alone.
I have no problem in relation to what pleases my eyes but do not understand why they not all choose white since that should deflect sun´s rays most. Would that not be an advantage in the high sun and heat? Why have any dark colours at all?
Yes, seek help bro!
Always a Dane, too funny
It was actually Jonas who had the KOM on the last climb -not Pogi!
Vingegaard is nicely "prepared".
However none of them will have a number of victories close to Eddy Mercks ,only in 2 monuments (Milano - San Remo 7 victories ,Liège bastogne Liège 6 victories) just mentioning this 2 ,Giro d'italia 5 victories ,Tour de France 5 victories, only in these 4 races 23 victories, if we will take a look on other ones ,it's just unbelievable ,nowadays ,doped ,clean ,etc no one ever will achieve that kind of results ,that is a fact !!!
Level of competition is much greater now.
It struck me that their appearance is Gollum-like.
Gollum is Sella.
@@cyclinghighlights I think he looks more like a slim Mike Tyson
They could have the best and the modern material of all ,sure it helps but just those factors aren't enough to the improvement that he made after 4 years in Spain!!! Noooaaahh !!
It was a strange duo eh, Carapaz and Remco 😂.
First,
This video was uploaded at 12:52 am.
You should broadcast live commentary on YT during a stage.
The problem is i have wife, Kids and no sponsors.
So without money, i prefer watch cycling with my family!
With money everything is possible, thanks for considering!
Nobody finds strange that last year Jumbo Visma won the 3 week races with 3 different riders (and in the classics they won and won ),this season they won maybe 10% of the races of last year, in a number of races suddenly 2,3,4 riders give up ,just go home !!! And everyone finds it normal ? Come on ,on Paris- Nice half of the team went home ,Jorgensen after 4 years at Movistar (how many victories?) The moves to Visma and he starts winning, winning, doing amazing performances ,Visma lost 4 riders at Paris- Nice I think and Jorgensen wins the race beating Remco and his mate McNulty, those 4 riders gave up of that race for doping problems (tests ,controls),and this happened this season with Visma to many times to be a coincidence, they change riders who are set to certain races 2,3 days before the race start ,even for the tour they had to change one rider 3 days or so before the grand depart !!! Who believes that Visma from one season to the next their number of victories crashed in a way that is impossible to believe that all is a coincidence!!
Jorgenson in december said that Visma is much much modern than Movistar. Saying all.
Movistar is pitiful!
Bravo, on 🎯🏁🏆
The usuall boost is there.. but I think the rest of the Visma team aint too good
It’s great really. Jorgenson is more valuable than Kuss!
Listen , Jonas has everything to prove still not Teddy. Jonas will be ok in the high mountains you think ??? This was nothing, a short burst, and who knows maybe he's HURTING after the effort and his chances actually went down because of it. Teddy is the favourite and Jonas actually has to put a lot more effort coming up more so than the other way around
Would you believe I got Van den Berg at 125/1?! I put him on each way. If EF had Trek full send that last climb it could blunt the legs of the other sprinters.
Wow. That's huge. I'm Gonna check that
@@cyclinghighlights lol, this was actually supposed to a comment on another video, but that ended while I was typing and yours autoplayed so ot ended up here... would be funny af if you put that on and he came in 😂
Do "Sir" Chris Hoy! Doper Chris Hoy! Do Chris Hoy! Doper doper doper!
Lance 'One Egg', HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jonas will make it 3 in a row.
the anchovy might well win
Unfortunately, I just think in 10 years time, all that has been achieved will be found out in the lab.
Yeah- too many Dane's on DOPE.
in support of cavendish
Chris Anker Sørensen ☝❤
Rip
What is anchovy ????
Jonas Vingegaard
@@cyclinghighlights Why ???
It is sad for Roglic. No Visma-LAB advanced nutrition , no legs. Not exactly a hard stage and he is out of contention. From champion to an also-run-peloton guy in 4 months. We need a new category - 'maillot de medecin'. Simply put it, TdF is a science competition. The rider matters less and less, so we should recognise the scientific achievements of those doctors who really win races.
Older, not as good of team and only 21 seconds back.
Two observations from stage 2: 1. Jonas is 100% and owns TP in the TdF. 2. Bardet's team is super weak for not attempting to keep up with Jonas and Tade when he was only 6 seconds behind when they crested the final climb and only had downhill and flats remaining. Didn't even try, pathetic.
Bardet is old and his team ain’t all that!
Thor Hushovdt is and never was a ballerina. Jonas Abrahamsen is very plausible.
This is just hilarious..I almost choked on my anchovy sandwich…
Pogi wastes his energy. WTF did he attack on stage two? 🤡
Obviously, set the record time in San Luca with Jonas. Much better than legendary dopers like Ullrich, Pellizzotti or Rebellin
Is this a real speaker or an ai voice?
Real
Why not win a time in the tour bardet? You drserve it after all, here have a coctail
why say he is doping with no proof
Calling someone "an alien" isn't saying he's doping, directly.
Run the numbers.
@@backalleycqc4790 read description
950 % clean
Doping? Where's doping? They're all clean. UCI said so.
Banesto 😂😂😂
yeah caught that, actually quite cheeky from this guy, this guy's a total goof but that one was good
Easy to accuse with no proof
Easier is win the TdF clean, of course.
Pogi will lose again to the anchovy who will suck that Pogi wheel for 3 weeks and go past on the final TT.
Wheel sucking is a great strategy bro! Pogi sat on Jumbo last year and the year before.
Why'd you have to mess Chris Anker Sørensen into this? Not cool.
Isn't cool. He was in the Bretagne team. And rest in peace dude. We respect here everyone.
RUBBA-BANK bois FALL CHRONICALLY. POOR. SAD! Hark! Undoubtedly due to the chronic ill-wishes cast upon us by our beloved anchovy's gypsy-hater adversaries!
p.s. : The Italian Pirate's exploits are too underrated (not on the bike tbh), but instead: the powdery mountains and valleys of white SNOW -- consuming quantities plenty to fell a flock of strong Indian elephants...
This is the last time I waste minutes of my life listening to you.
Bye, Felicia! 👋
It does get old!
A racist commentary.
Nope
The conspiracy theory channel where all the smartest people on earth are able to show their big IQ… 🤡🤡🤡
Yeah, we have you here as example
PD: it's always a dane
@@cyclinghighlights Can’t beat you…🤡
Nah. You're a dane. Obviously you can Beat anyone since 1960 dude
Rabobanks ketones working miracles , ICU to KOM's in 6 weeks