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Their success is 100% related to the Van Rysel Bikes. 110%

"There is no secret ingredient."

Pog is the dude...

"He's the only rider on the planet who doesn't suffer from the passage of time and multiple days in a stage race" LOL Oh, and they said the same thing about Lance 25 years ago - that he produced less lactate and cleared it faster than anyone else.

The opening few words almost sound like an AI faked Rob Hatch! Yes, TDF 2024 is going to be epic and ridiculous in equal measure, proper entertainment. Awesome video, as always. TA

Well it’s that or the caffeine gels 🤨

Funny... I always thought steroids helped recovery.... what is even funnier is that this new class of champions is faster than the doped ones that set the records and they are clean...

I get it, considering that there are some dopers in peloton, he is still better and cleaner, all of the time.

UAE is currently the best team, so that must also mean the most tested team. They have got to be the cleanest team ever.

Ah cleaning out those lactics....I knew it...I knew Poggy had a secret weapon...😅😅😅😅😅

that comparison at 3:25 with the local supermarket fish ... a work of art ! :)

Do you actually say anything nice about anyone ?

If your in the know lay out your evidence. What exactly is Pog using and when. Come on your the one making the claim , prove it. PROVE IT❤

This is by far the best cycling site on You Tube. Not only are your videos funny, but they are also very informative. Keep up the good work.

Not even the nutritionist can hide from this guy 😂

Cycling unfortunately never changes.

I'm glad I stuck to BMX.

“Not I” lol that made me lul

When I win that Van Rysel I’m gunna Pogi every KOM in this stinkin town.

Funny and truthful, as they're are as doped now as ever..

I have to rewind it so i can hear him say van rysel several times..😅😅

If today's cyclists are sleeping at simulated 4,000 meters, could they legally have the hemoglobin and hematocrit levels of the 90's cyclists?

Dopacar & livestrong are immune to lactate… trust the plan!

Less than Armstrong.... But not clear. Armstrong was the very shame of Cycling every time.

I'm so glad you even noticed my comment on the other channel. Lol

Finally an alien video

Pogacar-->> Cycleanest

Cycling Highlights: “Why Pogacar is the CLEANEST Cyclist on the Planet” Answer: Rider’s Bleach & Detergent

Ah, from quaffing brews mid-pedal to the grand politics of cycling guilds, Sir Adam Hansen hath truly exchanged his chink-trash chainmail for a cloak of controversies! Sir Hansen's 'aid', a gravely un-secret potion-brewed not from the hops of yore, but rather the modern alchemy of 'performance enhancements is a golden drink most UCI podiums so unabashedly enjoy. :( Pray, let his strategy for le Alien and Le Anchovy be laced with less 'doping indulgence' and more 'keep all knaves safe, but with a dash of zest!' <3 amen, r.i.p Hansen ol' lad, AND yet.... all hail VanDerPeelOut: le golden boi de la course d'un jour.

Pogi did crack in multiple stages in back to back Tours. What happened to his doping then? When anchovy beat him by minutes on ITT on a TT bike up the mountain? Perhaps Pogi needs to raid Vi gegaard's bathroom cabinet?

GCN is falling into the same trap that Phili Liggett did with Lance Armstrong. They are going to have to explain how they missed all these obvious warning flags with the top 4 or 5 cyclist. Pogacar is obviously extra-terrestrial after Stade Bianche.

I seem to remember explanations of LA's "ability" being that his heart pumped blood at a higher rate or something. Whatever it was, it sort of seemed to make a little bit of sense, but then within 2 years of that, it all fell apart. Poggy's "excuse" if you want to call it that, is that he "recovers better" than everyone else. I find that less believable, even though he is very young still. Honestly, I have had some beers after riding and other exercises and it felt refreshing, so I believe that. Bottom line: I believe Poggy is better than all of the rest because he is DRIVEN and can push past the rest, and yes, watching the Giro 2024, I think he has gotten better

Vingegaard beat him by almost eight minutes last year. Poachar craked big time in the third week. Pogachar doesnt impress me thsat much that hes going to win two grand tours in a row.

Designer peptides???🤷🏻‍♀️

It's good to hear you not being totally cynical about doping in the sport of cycling, for the first time I can recall from your commentaries. It sounds as if you actually believe that Poj has something that sets him apart from the others. I certainly hope it's true. Whereas I respect the great Dane absolutely, he doesn't pull on my heartstrings the way Tadej does. I just love Tadej's riding & his fresh style, & hope he finishes the Tour clean & victorious.

Pog takes a shower before and after every race. A very clean young man.

I explained the SLOVENE SUPERMEN, not just Pogs, a couple years ago - might have been to your audience. Sometime back in the mid 1940s an alien spaceship crashed just east of the Soca River contaminating the water (hence the iridescent turquoise hue) and depositing a uber-humanoid people who depended upon the "special water" to retain their superior powers. The first earth-born generation of these aliens gave us Andrej Hauptman who used his winnings to buy a big tract of land and dig a deep well into the Soca Aquifer. He has become the "Don" of Slovene cycling and only provides that "special water" to his guys - hence the astounding number of topranked racers from a country of 2.2 million people (a smidge bigger than the US cycling center of NEW MEXICO). Doubt me? How do you explain ROGS, POGS, TRATNIK, MOHORIC, MEZGEC, and POLANC - all hitters? Come on, tell me I'm wrong. An argument could have been made until Rogs and Pogs starting sharing the "special water" with teammates who needed a boost, Wout started winning everything and climbing like BigMig, Laporte won races outside the French Cup, Hirschi became Hirschi again after not pedaling in anger for 2/3 years, Yates wins mountaintop sprints like - well, Rogs. It's conclusive, alien DNA and/or alchemy explains everything. Sorry Matteo, I have my doubts.

I remember Tyler Hamilton saying Lance was given something the rest of the team didn't get. Is it possible there is a drug that has huge benefits but is not on any testing being conducted. We can only go by racing before the super drugs and methods were around. Nobody performs this far above everybody else. So yes he and Jonas are on super drugs.

Clean.. Bwaahaha😂😂

Yeah hemo raging at 60+ like Riis

Just like Tom Dumoulin stopping to take a crap during a race. Pogačar has such a big lead in most races that he has time to stop and take a shower and still win the race. Of course, he is the cleanest cyclist in the pro peloton.

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Pogi is built like a Twitch streamer who's mother brings him food so he doesn't even get the fitness gains from simple standing.

This lactate claim is testable. You can sequence an entire genome for under $1000 and blood lactate measurements are done millions of times a day in hospitals around the world.

What's his hemo after those chambers

Tadej doses 300 mg caffeine pills. That is 50% more than me. doped up!

Tadej doses 300 mg caffeine pills. That is 50% more than me. doped up!

Having a quireboy face like poggy and a face of a fish like Jonas means that your cnt possibly be doping, nice guys dnt dope, do they? 😊

he is so dope 🤩

Yes the cleanest on the planet as Trapentadol is still not considered bad enough for the uci to ban, so, misuse of pain medication apparently isn't doping, fancy that 🤷🏼‍♂️ put that together with bicarb for lactate buffering and poggy and the 'Dane' must feel no pain at all climbing those seemingly ever easier cols, how about that, its all clean and above board and they are both just aliens 😊