7:27. Fact, This ride was made in Germany, and when people found out about this, they were pretty upset, so the creator of this ride made a big apology and fixed it by getting rid of two of the eagle carts
@@ojie285 a person who puts themselves in a lower position to a woman, just for the hope of sexual favors. Basically the people who wanna treat women like if they were prostitutes, but giving them the option of doing nothing and leaving them jacking off alone
@@ojie285 What Lugoor star said, but a lot of people now use it to say that about people who fangirl over either real people or characters, specifically anime.
@@Puppet1Show Ask and you shall receive, Zone of the Enders. However I must make an edit, it's a game, not any *less* Japanese, but quite a bit more interactive.
@@joaoborgesrodriguesalves6554 there is a phantom blood movie made in 2007 or something it was so bad only a few people got to see it and it never got released
7:57 This person falls off their bike and just gets a bruise in the shape of Jesus, meanwhile I wipe out on my bike and get a broken wrist and a knee that's too swollen to walk? Yo God, why tho?
Emkay: hey you fantastic bean! Me: beans are my favorite food *grabs fork and knife* Emkay: WAIT NO Me: *devouring myself* Emkay: HOW THE F- Me: *disappears* Emkay: okay now that he’s gone Me: *appears behind him doing the DIO pose*
He left EmKay. He have his own TH-cam channel where he still reads subreddits. It's called Damien Lee. I used to think EmKay was just one person using different accents and personalities, although that would be hella cool, but nah there are multiple narrators.
![fellow fellow - Proud [OFFICIAL MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9uZF7BlUQPE/mqdefault.jpg)
fun fact : jake paul's existence is a huge advertisement for people to use condoms more
You can roast him but..not murder him
You should put this on Reddit before anybody else does!
r/murderedbywords
or idk
It’s also an advertisement to stop pregnant women from smoking and drinking
underated comment
@@gan1107 l000
Me: give your self a round of applause for standing up for yourself
The armless kid in the wheelchair:
O mu god
F in the chat bois
F
Eli Snyder
Why did I read that as applesauce-
@@wildberri3513 idk, the lad has been
Disarmed
I can go now
Mkay theme: *Starts*
Me: yes king dice this channel
MK: starts
Me: hngngh Cuphod song
Iiiiiiii'mm mister King Dice, and no I don't play fair.
🎵🎶Iimmm mister king dice.. I'm the games't in the land🎵🎶
Dennis Kinose BUT TO THE FANDOM ITS GAYEST
You talking to me?
EmKay : Oh no please
Literally Everyone : *oh y e s please*
* y e s *
Looks like someone forgot to add "daddy" in the sentence
r/cursedcomments
@@LegacyLunatic hol up
That sounds like the biggest gang bang r*pe of all time
for the first one: yes, bc i could get into a relationship
I would say no because I'm very much not interested in any kind of relationship
Family Stites ok, respectable
Family Stites I respect this
@@familystites4445 I totally respect your opinion.
How do you explain how and why you found them?
me : snaps an enemy's neck inorder to gain ammo
everyone else at paintball: 😨
Me using a a flamethrower: 👍
oof
XxGeckoGamesxX 123 hello
Me- stabs a zombie
Everyone else at the haunted house- *confused screaming*
Me using a chainsaw: rip and tear until it’s done
Those cursed comments always improve my dark humor.
My dad must be a gynecologist and that why he went to work froever
Well my dads a magician he magically vanished away from our family
froever 👏👏👏
@@Sans_The_Skeleton SPTO BULIE FRO SPLEILMG
I am the 70th like HAHAHAA!
@@therealmistermemer i no bulli se? I typ clap emoj
Day three of asking permission for jack to say “hello everyone my name is jack and I am high on crack and you’re watching emkay” for the intro
that’s not advertiser friendly
I want to hear that
Yokshee me too
That would be amazing
Hallelujah
"Protects you with 85mm cannon and 47mm armor"
*Yeah, tell that to the Tiger 1s*
Hehe 85 go pew
Tell that to the T-90s
Is that "u got that" Sailor moon?
@@alifizharulhaq3370 Well, yes but no.
69 likes lmao
"I think the planes worked exactly as intended" I cant be the only person from the US that OOF'd hard as shit.
These comments are just as cursed as saying Shrek is not sexy.
Shrek is not sexy
Shrekzy
@@thompson1717 hey frick You man
@@thompson1717 yesh he is very
shrek best waifu
Jack’s genuine reactions to the really cursed comments sustains me
7:27. Fact, This ride was made in Germany, and when people found out about this, they were pretty upset, so the creator of this ride made a big apology and fixed it by getting rid of two of the eagle carts
They were eagles too? 😬
Bless his heart, I think someone needed to do a bit more research into how it looked
2:58 If anyone wants to know who this comic is from, it's Merryweather Comics
When I have seen that comic I freaked out
Great comics and funny bloke
9:20 The funniest part about this? It was given the “I’m dead” award.
Rewind seven seconds. Squidward can’t get me if I’m on land
@@squidward9188 9:13
"Oh no, *step-ladder,* are you stuck?"
That's almost incest with extra steps
@@josephmiranda7449 ba dum tss
@@whentheisthewhen5001 ??
*_No_*
No comment, just a friendly reminder that it is no simp September.
"being a simp is gay"
- the creator of no simp september
it’s sacrifice simp september
WHAT.
IS.
A.
DAMN.
SIMP???????
@@ojie285 a person who puts themselves in a lower position to a woman, just for the hope of sexual favors.
Basically the people who wanna treat women like if they were prostitutes, but giving them the option of doing nothing and leaving them jacking off alone
@@ojie285 What Lugoor star said, but a lot of people now use it to say that about people who fangirl over either real people or characters, specifically anime.
for the first one: no, because I'm sure it is totally blank
Just want to say, His narration of these comments makes it a whole lotta funny.
Ask him to narrate your s*x life
@@anonimanonim2710 he can't narrate something which didn't happen so shut up
5:13 *Laughs in Ork Teknology*
Am i the only person loving their editing being taken to another level in these
Doctor who what now Yeah, the editing’s been getting better lately. Lots of effects.
4:07
"That's not relatable right?"
Me:Yeah...haha...who says anything about relating?
Me: *Laughing at Cursedcomments*
Me: *Scolds myself for laughing, then proceeds to laugh again*
Merry's comic have more influence than I thought
Anyone wanna tell Jack that there is an anime where the mechs have literal cockpits?
Edit: not an anime, a game.
...
Just one?
May i ask the name? umm.. for a friend of course.
@@Puppet1Show Ask and you shall receive, Zone of the Enders. However I must make an edit, it's a game, not any *less* Japanese, but quite a bit more interactive.
Wait, don't they all have that?
2:24
Made me remember the movie
The guy who says "go go gadget"
He had a tarantula get out of his mouth because he is not human but a cyborg
2:11 the drunk guy at the end of the bar is biting on a bone
4:34 sounds like an OneyNG animation.
7:10 But then the baby rips out the throat of the animal as intended. O-O
4:15 “That is not a relatable thing!”
If only you knew.
4:26 imagine hearing that go off at 2:41 am
4:34 *Angel dust voice activated*
It’s not kidnapping it’s *suprise adoption*
The last time i was this early, JoJo was still a manga
Bruh yeah i Wonder when the part 1 movie gonna come
It is still a manga, sadly there is no part 7 anime :(
your 50 minutes early than me,cool
@@thompson1717 uhh there is no JJBA movie,there is manga and anime
@@joaoborgesrodriguesalves6554 there is a phantom blood movie made in 2007 or something it was so bad only a few people got to see it and it never got released
I bet Emkay won’t like any of my cursed comments I will now leave on his videos
6:25 actually... i think me too
That profile pic is priceless.
is that trump?
Fun Fact : Cats get clean by licking themselves & there tongue get tired , So You can help them by licking them
pretty sure that's not gonna end well
Why are these so funny?? I ADORE this subreddit.
Been waiting for this love cursed comments
10:36
This is my kind of mother :)
6:07 "is this something im to asian to understand?"
I died with the roof joke...
As did the victim.
7:37 Australian TV
4:01
Good trains follow orders
Good trains follow orders
Good trains follow orders
Good trains follow orders
0:13 I'm afraid of how many guys would be on my list.
Zero, right?
I like that the beer with genitalia bacteria happened 😂😂. Sir you are a clairvoyant!
7:57 This person falls off their bike and just gets a bruise in the shape of Jesus, meanwhile I wipe out on my bike and get a broken wrist and a knee that's too swollen to walk?
Yo God, why tho?
I feel like this is his best R/cursedcomments
1:41 in the old version of the story he did
0:25 You missed the opportunity to say, "The internet... making people "come" together."
Hi I really love these videos they make me happy
A list of everyone who thought of me sexually? I think all it'd list was my own name with "-10 people have thought of you sexually."
9:00 “No no I think the plane worked exactly as intended”
*Japan I N T E N S I F I E S*
EmKay: thumb you until it turns blue.
Me: Phrasing.
Things may be cursed
But
*EmKay will never be*
The first one is actually oddly "blursed" rather than "cursed".
**a cursed comment**
Complete the sentence : Your mother is pregnant with your baby, you are going to be a father and a brother at the same time !
Seet home alabama.
What do I fill in?
2:09 the drunk guy at the end of the bar is on top of me
Emkay: hey you fantastic bean!
Me: beans are my favorite food *grabs fork and knife*
Emkay: WAIT NO
Me: *devouring myself*
Emkay: HOW THE F-
Me: *disappears*
Emkay: okay now that he’s gone
Me: *appears behind him doing the DIO pose*
Ok
@@obamiumdonut4793 Ok
@@DastardlyDawar Ok
I feel like "coming together" would have been better.
The reason why your step sister is calling for you is because she wants you as a step ladder.
wow laughed the whole video rly nice!
the best thing about the holocoaster is that the person who said it was a holocoaster had 6969 in their user
Uh uuuhh my brain is having more knowledge it is making it explode
I was resting at the first post and then I went, ' wait what?' This is going to be a trip indeed.
9:22 Can’t spell funeral without fun.
It's all jokes until I remember that I actually bought my ds to my dads funeral to play mario kart (not during the service it was after but still)
Last time I was this early Damien still read them : ( did he quit?
He left EmKay. He have his own TH-cam channel where he still reads subreddits. It's called Damien Lee. I used to think EmKay was just one person using different accents and personalities, although that would be hella cool, but nah there are multiple narrators.
Oh thanks
*i can already tell this is going to be a good video*
It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if Frank Heffley actually tried that.
3:05 well technically this "girl" is a boy
Every day we stay further from god
I'm just gonna do the drunk guy thing.
"the drunk guy across the room stole all the blankets and sleeping on them"
I’m at this point in my life where I laugh at every post because everything else is so depressing.
Stay strong Brother
Sayed Sahil you brother, stay alive
@@sun_raymond Thx brother
Sayed Sahil np brother
Everyone: Noooooo you cant just upload more cursed videos than wholesome videos!
Emkay: *Hahaha sad happiness go brrr*
Day 70
Bring back Damien
"what are you doing, step-bro?"
*falls and fucking dies*
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just got ran over.
Free food!
Omg Billie Eilish let a spider into her mouth
Ozzy: who the f**** is billy eyelash
(Ozzy used to bite the heads off of bats before his shows)
< (Ozzy used to bite the heads off of bats before his shows)
He actually mistakenly did that to a real one he thought was rubber.
48 seconds ago wtf
The first post is just going to be a family reunion for me
Just a friendly reminder that at my aunts funeral we all ate gelato and danced the electric slide
Fun Fact: Ice Cubes die in their own sweat.
This Emkay guy is actually a pretty good commentor. He should react to r/cursedcomments
The furry one reminded me of something a friend once told me: If you can wear a mask, you prove that furries are stronger than you!
Fun fact: If you shout "KOBEEEEEEE!!!" on a helicopter, you would see Kobe Bryant
You should add the fact that you need to jump off for this to work.
5:55 What a "coincidence" that that comment got 69 upvotes 😏
66966 would make more sense 😏
Nobody: is born cool except of course
Everyone who read this
Me who lives in Antarctica.
Yes cold.
E
Thanks dude
Aww thanks dude
Thanks man
1:42 that was the most hilarious “no” I have probably ever heard
3:08 didn’t expect merry weather comics to be in here
I'm in the school bus
Helo
2:31 you think thats overpowered? i have hacks to buff the speed and potential so you can actually smash their skull in one single hit.
Who are you and what have you done to Ralsei.
@@DocBirdie i am him but just more P O W E R F U L
Send the hack tutorial, i wanna win at least one
8:58 it's because they didn't want to waste water
The pillager glitch makes me laugh every time
3:58 Took me a few seconds to get it, honestly. But regardless, goddamn that was dark. That was so dark the got beat it up for no reason.
This is a normal comment thats not funny but just likes the video.
When there's no fan art: *PANIK*
4:52 now that's one way to arrest a hitman