Let's be honest, If I were the coworker of the GameStop employee, I'd tell her "He's just doing an impression of Autism Speaks" since they really are just an ableist hate group.
The four horsemen of “appearing In every comment section”: -Evil (a new one, but still counts) -Ray mak -someguywithamoustache -Justin. Y (I originally put OwO here, but Justin seems more fitting)
Alright, I dont normally actually laugh at these videos. I enjoy them, yes, but I never fully laugh. 12:26 this. This was the first time I fully laughed. That is comedy gold.
5:30 When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own zip code When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word Because I'm fat (fat) I'm fat, come on (really really fat) You know I'm fat (fat) I'm fat, you know it (really really fat) You know I'm fat (fat) I'm fat, you know it, you know (really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who's fat
7:13 Normally Cursedcomments tend to get pretty boring cuz of the same old same old incest jokes, necrophilia jokes, cannibalism jokes, jokes on parents dying, jokes about people with terminal/chronic illnesses But that one, actually got Robin good lol
1:21 honestly, i have aspergers, and i just wanted to let yall know that autism speaks is a terrible organization, that does no good for the neurodivergent community, and talks about autism spectrum disorder like it's some horrible disease, when it literally just means that your brain works differently than others'. autism speaks is also extremely irresponsible with their sponsors, and all around not good, so no, do not donate to them. this has nothing to do with the meme, just wanted to clear that up.
Day 274 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
We had to evict a bunch of squirrels and rats (had an eviction they had to basically gut next door, plus sometimes they just happen) from our attic. One of the companies pointed out there is raccoon traces/damages, but they aren't living up there. Then explained that it was that they 'enjoy the buffet' so to speak. Never gonna forget that one.
I wonder what happens if you get your blood taken by a syringe but instead of taking the needle out they squeeze all the blood back into you and repeated that over and over again (･o･;)
@@kadaiitotallyreal2064 when someone guesses a letter it will show ALL the slots that have the letter in it Since someone guessed the the letter I the I in AIR should be there but it isn't, so it isn't air
1:08 If someone asked me to donate to Autism Speaks I'd say "I'd rather donate my money to a drug addict. At least the harm they cause is only to themselves."
13:20 - not only is New Zealand omitted, a large amount of Africa and most of South America are in the Southern Hemisphere, so they should have upside down birds, too... Clearly that joke was created by a flat-earther...
@@strife9592 I get what you mean, I myself am a fanatic modeller, and absolutely love the tiger and have made plenty of models, panzer is an appropriate term still, but it’s to be mentioned that tiger is definetely a preferred term
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D-D-D-D-Deported! Was the funniest thing ive heard in awhile
We did it ! We did it! We did it yeah! We escaped out of jail!
69th like
Backpack Backpack I need a AK-47 to help me get out
That’s why she needed help finding the ocean! (I need more coursed comments)
@@t.i.p2466 dora the eploder
"Aight, what do you want as your last meal on death row?"
*"A piece of that a-"*
@hv a gooday No
*"Gets shot"*
What are they gonna do then?
Same bro, same
Apple pie
Robin’s German accent is hilarious.
And really good
@@BreeDahFluff It is but the younger generation doesn't really have a strong accent anymore:(
@@parkjimin-standkb-62 blame our schools for teaching a weird mix of oxford and american english
I'm 69th like
Rbin speaking german confirmed?
Let's be honest, If I were the coworker of the GameStop employee, I'd tell her "He's just doing an impression of Autism Speaks" since they really are just an ableist hate group.
Same here, actually.
From what I hear since I'm outside the US, they are as much an autistic advocacy charity As PETA is an animal cruelty charity.
@@mikzpwnz_3199 Right on the money! Autism $peaks does more harm than good. A simple Google search can show you the horrors of that organization.
Im uncut and I can say we don’t tear our foreskin apart, we wrap it back like sleeves on a shirt
I know this is a cursed comments video but jesus christ-
Excuse me WHAT
im uncut and this is true
I'm uncut and I don't even roll it back
Same.
Ah my weekly dose of dark humor is here
This channel is the reason i have the worst sense of dark humor
@@LeviVoltHere me too man
Yes
Good
"DE-DE-DE-DEPORTED"
ROBIN PLEASE!😂😂
Right now it’s at 169 likes
Wish me luck guys. Volume up, bedroom door open, parents home…
Edit: they didn’t try to sit me down for an intervention so I think we’re good!
You're rolling the dice here sonny
If you get away with it then you might as well win the lottery
Nice you did it
To really get an intervention, watch The Click…
@@trashcantdomuch1596 did you mention Click, the not-a-furry cursed Reddit dude? He’s great
Mom told me to take the dog out 🐕
Rest In Peace sparky…
He was gonna die anyway..
What
Did you cook it? They're delicious
Sup bro, take my like again
Hol up
Shower Thoughts: If you wear cowboy clothes... does that make you ranch dressing???🤔
You are not dressed like the ranch unless you are wearing that clown rodeo outfit
@@manwithaplan2001 Noice!!!
What
HMMMMMMMM
Take my like and leave
*Can we appreciate him for never making us bored*
Yeah
Who?
Hey you said that last time! Lol
Bot
Bot
0:38
Imagine this as a sitcom. A demon kidnaps a child but the kids family is abusive and the demon becomes a dad!
Been having extremely bad days, with some you-know thoughts... having Robin's narration makes me smile, genuinely...
How are you doing now?
11:33 fun fact, for multiple years on end not to long ago it was a Swedish man that held the title of worlds strongest
The four horsemen of “appearing In every comment section”:
-Evil (a new one, but still counts)
-Ray mak
-someguywithamoustache
-Justin. Y (I originally put OwO here, but Justin seems more fitting)
@hv a gooday 5. some fucking spammer apparently
This comment is underrated and so true
I hate them they are ruining TH-cam comments
@@cadenceolivia6304 here, i have an idea for you
just ignore them
*Justin Y wants to know your location*
the "banana pose" that the seals do looks like one of luigi's victory animation in super smash bros ultimate
"D- D- D- Deported" goes in the quote book
You just got D- D- D- Deported
And with that last quote you get deported XD
robin's voice is appropriate for this type of videod
It actually cannot be luck be in the air tonight since "I" was already on the bored, so I am very curious to hear what the actual answer was
0_0
I’m so sorry about this, f*** me in the a** tonight
I hope that’s not what it is but I just thought that
Well…. How do I say this Jim…….
Can someone else say it?
WHAT
Alright, I dont normally actually laugh at these videos. I enjoy them, yes, but I never fully laugh.
12:26 this. This was the first time I fully laughed. That is comedy gold.
Kidnapping a child? Surprise adoption!
Kidnapping an adult? Surprise marriage!
Not always
Sometimes it surprised making them your best friend
Or a new selection of organs donation for yourself
We all make cursed comments in the heat of passion, Jimbo.
1:27
The audacity.
I, myself have Autism, and I gotta admit that was a clever-ish remark.
Still . . .
Same to all of that
Seriously I got autism too
I just woke up to my dog drinking it’s own piss...
At what point do you consider a dog brain dead
Snow-man will takedown the snowman the way this guy did.
Sans be like:
@hv a gooday no, never again will I click your weird religion link
Nice one, funny skeleman
0:03 and the snow mailman/snow children farther
“Aww, where’s the baby? WHERE’S THE BABY..? WHERE IS MY BABY?!”
shh
@@V1Ultrakilllmao oh no
Dababg
I never even WANTED the baby
@@decimace *gasp*
6 year old: “Hey mom? What’s an abortion?”
Mom: “you”
LOL ur such a noob you can't even spawnkill a baby
6yr: what?
Mom: sadly it failed though
The counter for "Yo mama" jokes
Can we appreciate the fact they take their time to make these vids
11:53
It basically says
"Sorry officer 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘮16 looks like I'm not a law abiding citizen UwU"
12:23 the most "family guy" thing on that channel.
5:30
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat, come on (really really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat, you know it (really really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat, you know it, you know (really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
Lmao wierd al yankovic
Lol
Freaking epic.
Jesus Christ, you fucking killed him dude.
5:11 how did he read sister as father?
Same question dude and he didn't even question it 💀
i never would have fucking noticed
thanks for the vid bro 10/10 cursed-ness i love the vids that cover this subreddit.
i have not slept properly since 2nd grade
Me, with nothing better to do:
"Sorry officer *loads m16* looks like I'm not a law abiding citizen UwU"
Owo, I’ll bwing my ak47 and black vodka ✨
you guys are very badass, im so terrified
7:13
Normally Cursedcomments tend to get pretty boring cuz of the same old same old incest jokes, necrophilia jokes, cannibalism jokes, jokes on parents dying, jokes about people with terminal/chronic illnesses
But that one, actually got Robin good lol
5:36 i think you attracted all of the fat jokes with you're gravitational pull
3:55 There is no death penalty in Spain, he got enjailed for life
1:21 honestly, i have aspergers, and i just wanted to let yall know that autism speaks is a terrible organization, that does no good for the neurodivergent community, and talks about autism spectrum disorder like it's some horrible disease, when it literally just means that your brain works differently than others'.
autism speaks is also extremely irresponsible with their sponsors, and all around not good, so no, do not donate to them.
this has nothing to do with the meme, just wanted to clear that up.
Oh yeah, you did great. Autism as well over here.
12:40
go to school an bully the quiet kid, I'm sure you'll be fine
Fun fact: wheat is fruit
Hell no it isn't
delicioussbshuqi whaj jjsoksu hao hehd maod hwhta mdkay d akkst amowg?
*my life has been a life*
Holy shit it is
Sup bro
Fun fact: I could literally die while typing this sent-
Sa-
No way, me to- JGHWJGUAJFYAAGJUAFJHAYFJHAGFHFGA
haha losers
@@crud5237 ur the loser here
EPICGuest you forgot to cut off the sentence then pu-
“D-D-D-D-Deported”
That f**king got my bud
*me
0:46
That's just a really cheap colonoscopy
12:00 hold on i speak furry sorry officer [loads m16] looks like im not a law obeying citizen UwU
is this a new type of english or what XD
Abiding
@@playonlinegames6418yus kwind pewsun owo
(Forget I ever wrote that.)
1:15 I know it's not the point, but, considering the actual actions of Autism $peaks, I wish they would stop speaking. They don't speak for me.
"We silence autistic people so that we can speak for them"
D-D-D-D-Deported!!
I have tears streaming down my face omfgg
Dora the drug exporter
But... but... do you wanna build a panzer now?
1:06 i have heard autism speaks has done some not so great things and alot of autistic people dont support them all. just an FYI
As someone with autism, I seriously agree. They are a bunch of shitty people. I'd say worse than Peta
The banana pose seals looks like very cute and realistic statues.
You have a voice for the radio, man. Great content!
Smol brain: “qt3.14 = cutie pie”
Big brain: “qt3.14 = 3.14 quarts”
“Da da da da deported” got me dying
The pressure to make a joke when you are early is real
you don’t need to comment
if you're really angry, punch an orphan, what they gonna do? tell their parents?
That first one made me laugh so hard I'm beginning to be scared of myself...
*eliminates snowman*
Good job agent 47. Now make your way to the extraction point.
Where the snowdog then
7:19 LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN PILLOWS
D-day☠️
This is the best subreddit
Found the channel a while ago. Can't stop watching!
1:56 literally lead me to watch the whole 28 min video lmao
Some of us uncuts, just go with the cover still on...
This is true
Oh no not more cursed things
5:20 actually it's dihydrogen monoxide.
Day 274 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Hah u arent first now
13:02 I love how you still don't understand how the Internet works
*My teeth are so white, they started taking others peoples land*
My teeth are so white, they called the cops on my neighbor's barbecue
My hair is so straight it's throwing a gender reveal party for my eyelashes
We had to evict a bunch of squirrels and rats (had an eviction they had to basically gut next door, plus sometimes they just happen) from our attic. One of the companies pointed out there is raccoon traces/damages, but they aren't living up there. Then explained that it was that they 'enjoy the buffet' so to speak. Never gonna forget that one.
13:01 shot someone while falling and you got a pentakill
Spray and pray with an AK. Get a super combo
Throw a grenade onto a crowd and you got 10 + kills XD
Blow up a universe made of fetuses and get unlimited exp
Just the completely deadpan way he says vulvasore cracks me up
"D-D-D-D-Deported!"
NOOO YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT XD
I laughed way too hard on the baby flop one
lmfao the fact that robin couldnt read döner made me so happy are turkish letters that hard to read?
1:01 autism speaks is a horrible charity that has caused nothing but harm for the autistic community. just saying
Somethings that emkay says in cursed comments is more cursed than comment itself.
“That GOOD Gluck Gluck!” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dyin!
I wonder what happens if you get your blood taken by a syringe but instead of taking the needle out they squeeze all the blood back into you and repeated that over and over again (･o･;)
This has happened to me before. BEST. FEELING. EVER!!!
11:48 ok gents question time. You know you’re going on a date, you start “saving the carry” or do you “limit the load”.
when ur early u see, people trying to make a good comment, random comments, random “fun facts” and this
I almost choked on a piece of corn from dinner while watching this cause I was laughing like a donkey
11:37 *IT’S A TRAP*
I didn't get the comment below it.
4:18 it cant be luck in the air tonight bcs "i" is already there so it has to be the second option ;)
what?
@@kadaiitotallyreal2064 the holles are _uck be in a__ tonight right? The i was already guessed bcs there is an i in tonight so it cant be air
@@nothu this is confusing
@@kadaiitotallyreal2064 when someone guesses a letter it will show ALL the slots that have the letter in it
Since someone guessed the the letter I the I in AIR should be there but it isn't, so it isn't air
"Hey I'm Robin and I'm throbin"
sometimes when i pee, since i’m uncut it has a 97.8263% chance of creating 2 more streams
*"Hugging people for 20 seconds boosts trustful amounts of oxytocin"*
Sayori fans: *Screams in the language of man-eating ooze*
yoooooo i got in the video (thepegning)
2:25 as someone who also had a brain tumor, I did get lots of big brain jokes
1:08 If someone asked me to donate to Autism Speaks I'd say "I'd rather donate my money to a drug addict. At least the harm they cause is only to themselves."
2:50 I never realised that you are unsubscribing and turning off the notifications..............
13:20 - not only is New Zealand omitted, a large amount of Africa and most of South America are in the Southern Hemisphere, so they should have upside down birds, too... Clearly that joke was created by a flat-earther...
8:38 i was drinking coffee when i heard that. Almost died
“Snowman takedown”
“HEY BRO, check out my new snowman costume! I’m gonna trick so many… wait what’s that guy doing? OH.. AAH-“
11:57 sorry officer, loads m16, seems like I'm not a law abiding citizen uwu
7:08 I'm disappointed. That's a Tiger H1, not a panzer
@Ivan Parra uuuuuuh
Panzer is German for tank, and I am pretty sure that the most iconic ww2 tank; the tiger, is a tank
@@enhance4442 Well I mean the actual model. I feel like people automatically assume the model is panzer based on shape.
@@strife9592 I get what you mean, I myself am a fanatic modeller, and absolutely love the tiger and have made plenty of models, panzer is an appropriate term still, but it’s to be mentioned that tiger is definetely a preferred term
@@enhance4442 yeah, I was just kidding with the disappointment part.
When you laugh at an Emkay video, your laughing with someone else who likes emkay too.
0:38
I can relate. The feeling is a w f u l l
Robin didn’t take that break to clear his mind.
He went to get that good gluck gluck ._.
Again I need to take shower after this one too
My favorite youtube channel
6:50 Wait... What does that tin of nuts say...?
Gotta just zoom in a little bit...
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD