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I mean technically we are still unlucky to have modern science instead of more advanced science that we would have if we were born further into the future
YEEEAAAAAAAAH Fear's awake, anger beats loud, face reality Never beat charity The enemy you're fighting covers all society (Damn right) Mommy's not here, gotta fight (All night) Right here, Shadow 10 o'clock direction Seize the moment, destroy the nation Your rhyme is slow-motion, give me motivation Freaked out now, and dead on arrival (What?) Round up around, spit out All over Rhyme like a rolling stone Comin' a crowd Watch out, they move, they diss you loud Guess what this sound, it bombs whole ground (So round up) Don't ease your pace, 'cuz enemy's brutal Moment of truth, There ain't no truce You're the only one, one world, one love But the battle goes on, Shadows of mass destruction Ooh yeah, Dada-dada, dada-dada, Baby, baby, Da-dada-dada, dada-dada Ooh yeah, Dada-dada, dada-dada, Baby, baby, Da-dada-dada, dada-dada
Yall remember that episode of spongebob where mr.crabs and plankton gambled on spongebob and plankton kept spongebob. Well in one part of that episode plankton removed spongebobs brain and put it in the robot. Now heres the part to really think about: the dead spongebob just lying on the floor
Admit it, we all know how Jack's voice fits with r/Cursedcomments, Lexi with r/Blursedimages/Mademesmile/Eyebleach, Robin with r/memes/Dankmemes, and all of them for r/Me_irl. And we all love it.
I love how half of the comments are persona related because of the title nice job emkay ngl, youtube recommended this video while im listening to persona ost's
12:02 I've seen the Mike Wazowski face meme for probably over a year and possibly two, but it hasn't been until now that realized that it was a face swap. I know Mike has 1 eye, but for some reason I thought that face was an actual face he made in the movie. It just looks so natural to me I don't even fucking question it! I broke today...
Me: *sees thumbnail* Also me: *sees it as a brick phone on a stick used like a hammer* Me again: *can easily imagine someone hammering that down on someone yelling out* “TECHNOLOGY!” *and instantly plunging it into there head killing them*
6:05 that’s the surgery I’m getting in January! (Also my first surgery) hope I get well fast enough to try rollercoasters in the summer break :) But damn 14 hours?! That’s a lot! I will keep you updated on how long my surgery was when it’s done ^^ (January 6 2021)
@@ananonymousyoutubeuser8769 yeah, it got moved due to covid tho. So it was in may instead but I’m fine :) I started slowly training yesterday and as a lazy person I can say, I very deeply dislike training😀✋🏻 (about the rollercoaster thing, I may not be allowed to go on them for the rest of my life- so uh)
The "where you Google lyrics and realize you've been singing nonsense" Me when I found out in the song "Radioactive" it was "radioactive" instead of "ready to whack you" though they sound similar
I spent 3 hours building a house in minecraft and then people greifed it and my one friend weeklongrat tried to fix it but i was so sad that i just left and the people didnt stop when i asked nicely and they never said sorry. oh and if you were wondering they were banned from the sever shortly after also it took 6 hours to gather the materials.
I built a pixel art world with a lot of video game characters in it and while me and my friends were building, one of my friends burnt all of my progress. Let's just say I burnt his tropical island world. I feel you.
![[안방1열 직캠4K] 베이비몬스터 치키타 'FOREVER' (BABYMONSTER CHIQUITA FanCam) @SBS Inkigayo 2404707](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tn3bGHiBWkg/mqdefault.jpg)
The part "if being cute is a crime" was a good ass roast holy shit.
"If you had a value on how cute you were it would be _"
Can be used as an insult if it was 0 or a compliment if it was a large number.
If being cute was a crime
I’d be a law abiding citizen
And America is a free country XD
@@marcthechampionofgreggs489 If being cute was a crime
I'd be given cash.
yes but it wasn't cursed and that's the problem...
Jack: *Tries to narrate*
Background music now turning into foreground music: You have no power here
ˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢˢᵃⁿˢ
yeah it was so loud
@@jessiestrenke6041 ohnoohnoohnoohnoohno
I'm 400 liker
The music:THE FUCK YOU WILL
“People have forgotten the original original battle royal”
“Judaism?”
Well, if you count the crusades then yeah, your not wrong
r/technicallythetruth
If this wasn't posted yet, put on my side the Brazilian flag please
And the 1940's
Imagine SirenHead playing "What are you doing Stepbro?" Over the speakers.
I guess that’s why they call him SirenHead
he would do a BIG trolling (;
wait what the fu-
69 likes i-
Tbh a sword forged from the blood of one's enemies would be really badass
Is that a fe3h reference?
It really would be tho on a serious note
It would actually.
Seems legit.
Pluck
Cursed Comments at first: The world is flat.
Cursed Comments Now:
1000 Subs For Grandpa! Yes
100% lol
She's not a child she's over 7 billion years old
I myself am cursed
DO YOU WANT EXTRA FOR SKIN IN YOUR BEANS?
Emkay: can we just take a moment to realise how lucky we are to have modern science
Karens: *no*
I mean technically we are still unlucky to have modern science instead of more advanced science that we would have if we were born further into the future
@@ChangerOfNames but it's still modern
The title: "...Mass Destruction"
Persona 3 kids: BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
DOOTDOOTDUTDUTDUTDUTDUTDUTDADEEET
YEEEAAAAAAAAH
Fear's awake, anger beats loud, face reality
Never beat charity
The enemy you're fighting covers all society
(Damn right)
Mommy's not here, gotta fight
(All night)
Right here, Shadow 10 o'clock direction
Seize the moment, destroy the nation
Your rhyme is slow-motion, give me motivation
Freaked out now, and dead on arrival
(What?)
Round up around, spit out
All over
Rhyme like a rolling stone
Comin' a crowd
Watch out, they move, they diss you loud
Guess what this sound, it bombs whole ground
(So round up)
Don't ease your pace, 'cuz enemy's brutal
Moment of truth, There ain't no truce
You're the only one, one world, one love
But the battle goes on, Shadows of mass destruction
Ooh yeah,
Dada-dada, dada-dada,
Baby, baby,
Da-dada-dada, dada-dada
Ooh yeah,
Dada-dada, dada-dada,
Baby, baby,
Da-dada-dada, dada-dada
shit you guessed it
Damn i got called out
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABA*️⃣
*Pic of Cheetah after a hunt pops up*
My brain: “Hot Cheetos”
Same thought
⬇️↪⤴️↙️⬅️⤵️↖️🔃🔄↕️😔😐🤗🤰😭✌😢🤧👉👈✋😏😣🤢😋🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 And that's about it :D
There are a lot of hot cheetos in your area.
Xqc
@ToWalkAmongstThePlebs Yes
Karen: *Walks in a store and doesnt complain*
Everyone: *Wait thats illegal*
KAREN IS CARIN
Wait, that's legal*
It's because I have her at gunpoint
*impossible*
her daughter has a vaccine sticker?!
3:25 The guy who said “Next: African kids try food” name is “UgandanShrekboi” so I’ve come to the conclusion he has never had food in his life
5:19 Ghiaccio should’ve capitalized that.
“WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!” fits his character more.
Cursed comment of the weekend:
“You’re seventeen year trial is nearing the end, please give up you’re vessel to the demo- AAAAAA”
I’m sorry but you used you’re instead of your
@@kayagorzan we know what he wants to say so yeah
th-cam.com/video/yE5_eXP5ZmM/w-d-xo.html
Aaaa
Sorry I don’t talk to people with an American flag as their profile, meme or not burn in hell.
un-fun fact:
*you don't breathe in just oxygen*
Yeah the air is almost 80% nitrogen. And there's always a few sulphurous fart molecules
b r u h - - how could anyone not know this?
how silly,i know farts aren't just oxygen
Yeah, because if all we breathed was oxygen we would die
You also breath in human skin, not much, but we all do
"African kids try food"
Me an african: you're late, 2000 years late
Ok
@@gordonballard9399 ok
I literally have to roleplay in a roleplay game to be able to fall asleep. I don't even know why my own mind works like this-
me: **sees title**
Also me: **BABYBABYBABY INTENSIFIES**
*UwU*
HELL YES
SHADOWS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
@@bread4360
ooh yeah
Dadadadadada
YES
Yall remember that episode of spongebob where mr.crabs and plankton gambled on spongebob and plankton kept spongebob. Well in one part of that episode plankton removed spongebobs brain and put it in the robot.
Now heres the part to really think about: the dead spongebob just lying on the floor
I watched part of that episode, but damn
*Karen, put the body in the freezer so it doesnt rot.*
Admit it, we all know how Jack's voice fits with r/Cursedcomments, Lexi with r/Blursedimages/Mademesmile/Eyebleach, Robin with r/memes/Dankmemes, and all of them for r/Me_irl. And we all love it.
Finally someone agrees ❤
Title : Mass destruction
Me in my head : BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY-
You ever learn the real lyrics of a song and decide your own misheard lyrics make more sense?
The song, 'little talks' is a perfect example of this
Ever heard of Mass destruction
69nth like 😎
Makoto Yuki BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
in milk it by nirvana, the chorus says "doll steak, test meat" but i thought it said "don't stay, test me"
What if you: Want a Phone
But your Mom Said: You'll have a new phone if the old phone broke.
But your Old Phone is: Nokia 3310
This is actually a good meme
This is actually original.
It's hammer time.
Rampage time!
You won't get a phone until you are dead
9:08 Don't you just love how the human mind works? "Oh, this is horrible! Ooh, but I thought of a way to make it worse! Better share it!"
My left ear enjoyed this. It’s not that it’s more loud on the left side, my right speaker is just broken
understandable, have a nice day.
What if 2020 is just a whole cursed post and the bad shit happening every month are the comments
What if 2020 was an bad sitcom and at the end of this year the credits start to roll and the real challenge will begin in 2021
Then it ends with a *Where are they now*
Oh no, YOU CAUSED ANOTHER ONE!!!!!
R/im14andthisisdeep
_bro....._
The comment has returned it has something to do with missing damien our lord and saviour
Yup i miss him
Same, where is he?
@@Kazavop He has a channel of his own called Damien Lee
He makes me laugh for a hour
and yes i miss him
Go sub to his channel. Damien Lee.👍
Ferb i know what were going to do today 4:38
Oh no
@@Batatta_07 Oh yea ;)
Copied
6:54
"Anime Putin doesn't exist, it can't hurt you"
Anime Putin: *Russian Music*
I broke after that
You guys need to hire on Your Narrator, he seems perfect for this.
Its either Narrator or Damien
I wouldn't know. I don't have Twitch
YES
No
Yes or any of the boys
Title: "MASS DESTRUCTION"
Me, a Persona fan: BABYBABYBABYBABYYEAAAAAAAAAAA
trumpet solo*
Omg i was about to say that
AAA FINALLY
FEARS AWAKE,
ANGER BEATS LOUD,
FACE REALITY
As soon as i read the title, i immediately searching for this kind of comment
The persona fans stills coming, and thats include me
Oh no
*You'll never see it coming*
I came here for that and nothing else
@@Mensmoocher go to sleep
@@Mensmoocher does it look like im asking
5:19 yo anyone realize minty has a Ghiaccio pfp, so technically it's a jojo reference
Title: Mass Destruction
Me: FEAR'S AWAKE ANGER BEATS LOUD
@Shiva R THE ENEMY YOU’RE FIGHTING COVERS WHOLE SOCIETY
@Shiva R MOMMA’S NOT HERE GOTTA FIGHT
@Shiva R RIGHT HERE SHADOW TEN O’CLOCK DIRECTION
@Shiva R DESTROY THE NATION
@Shiva R GIVE ME MOTIVATION
Last time I was this early my parents still cared about me
So yeah, it’s my first time
Why are you named that
The last time you were this early, you were still a tadpole. Your mum cared, your dad didn't 😂
Self burns! Those are rare!
!? Wait, you don’t have casualties?
Oh.
We just gon ignore the fact that Jack got pipes
Me :finds the cross on the stone
Everyone at the funeral:
Me: sees title
Also me: BABYBABYBABYBABYBABY YEEEEEEEEEEAHH
Rocco Rodriguez fears awake anger beats loud
@@marshallkelley3260 face reality, never be charity
@@AstridCobalt the enemy your fighting with, covers all society
@@crazyman-tg4qj damn right,mommy's not here gotta fight,all night
*Gasp*! an anemy!
You ever just want to become an insect that can infinitely evolve by eating things and then eventually becoming a national level threat?
Centipede would be nice but it ain't insect
Zerg?
Scorpions tho
If being cute was a crime... i would be roaming around freely
Ooh, selfburn. Those are rare
If being cute was a crime, I’d be a law obeying citizen.
8:19 why did I find this soo funny
I have seen at least 10 comments referencing Persona 3
I've seen 24. Pls help.
@@moveitmoveit8342 I can't. We'll just have to embrace the Persona.
@@espurrhoodie1290 Probably.
Edit: now I've seen 121. I'm counting.
@@moveitmoveit8342 jesus god
@@SpaghettDev It's tomorrow for me, it's raised to 187
These comments are so cursed that a witch can get affected by these
"considering there's a chunk on the nose I'm questioning how thorough you were"
Oh sweety... Who's gonna tell him? 😂
Exactly my thoughts 😂
I am a simple man, I see title of persona 3 song, I click
I love how half of the comments are persona related because of the title
nice job emkay
ngl, youtube recommended this video while im listening to persona ost's
10:22 Yes, my brother also gets eaten alive by a huge bird.
it was a gryffon, but I'm still happy to see a comment on the rwby meme.
1:59 Jack's really good Mr Krabs voice.
9:08 captain marvel: you may have outsmarted me, but u outsmarted your outsmarting
Just collect her left butt cheek
**sees title**
my mind: BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY OOH YEA
*Gasp*! An enemy!
I’ve been waiting for this
Aigis, how many floors are in Tartarus?
@Malachi Hodge Yes, very
@Malachi Hodge Yes
That subreddit holds chaotic energy in such a small comment
6:57 there is a whole manga. Maybe it'll get an anime one day.
wait a second you can't get anime !!! XD lol (I'm probably gonna be wooshed)
The title: Mass Destruction
My brain: OH YEAH DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU BABY BABY DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
"I've been waiting for this!"
Oh my freakin YES
No coffe
Gaming Rob Lol
*that awkward moment when you're early but don't know what to comment*
"and ill only keep craving more hayaah" had me dying
The title : "MASS DESTRUCTION"
*Me having Persona 3 flashback*
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
@@KiraBlackDragon YEAH
@@2FLXD dadadadadadadadadadada
aH SHIT JOTARO IS HAVING A PTSD EPISODE-
*Door kun flashbacks*
Title: Mass Destruction
Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby! Baby! Yeaaahhhh!!!
*instruments intensify*
OOHHH YEAAAH DUHDUHDUNDUN DUH DUN DUNDUNDUN
Fears awake
Anger beats loud
Face reality
Please stop
@@SpaghettDev no
For years they still use king dice theme for background song
I was today years old when I learned that he can speak AND sing in Russian
12:02 I've seen the Mike Wazowski face meme for probably over a year and possibly two, but it hasn't been until now that realized that it was a face swap. I know Mike has 1 eye, but for some reason I thought that face was an actual face he made in the movie. It just looks so natural to me I don't even fucking question it! I broke today...
I remember first hearing Jack when he was new, i was like "Nah idk man"
Now i can't imagine this Channel without Jack, I love Jack no homo
Aussie Aussie Aussie ❤
5:18
I can’t stress this enough, that’s a jojo reference that works 2 well
Ofc bakugo with ice powers that has anger brake downs will say that
Ghiaccio would scream a long ass rant and the rest of the la squadra team would have a day out so they don't have to listen to him
if you ever compare ghiaccio to bakugo again im gonna make tea from your spinal fluid
EVERYTHING IS A JOJO REFERENCE
@@biggestastiest *So, whos gonna tell em?*
3:10 This reminds Bob of the survival island, plane crash series.
These comments may be blessed and can't be cursed.
10:17 rwby fans be like "how did this family happened? it's like a really confusing porn"
This made me want to watch the rest of rwby
@@crusaderdavid7709 Volume 8 will have the most episodes and will take place of 2 days
That's the point.
That smug Neo gave me weird feelings that would end up with her stabing me on the stomach with her umbrella
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT!!
5:58 I knew that was coming next 💀
Regarding the title, I'm only going to say this: P3
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
@@nlove7710 fears awake angle beats loud face reality
i don't know what to comment so heres a
*horse*
🐴
Here's a dog 🐶
Murderer. Where's the rest of the horse?
@@bruhmoment1835 Here's the rest of the dog before you ask
🐕
@@bruhmoment1835 uhh..
*looks at coffin*
@@moveitmoveit8342 You Are A Good Person
Mass destruction? BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
Me:
*sees thumbnail*
Also me:
*sees it as a brick phone on a stick used like a hammer*
Me again:
*can easily imagine someone hammering that down on someone yelling out*
“TECHNOLOGY!” *and instantly plunging it into there head killing them*
XxFishSticksxX, idk why but I laughed so hard at this, Kudos to you m8
6:28
My brain: " *you get cool on the slip n spine* "
Don't mind me, I am just waiting for a comment saying 'BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
YEEAAAAAHHHH'
There's like, 5 so far
OOH YEAH DADA DADA DADADAA
@@reisushi3459 BABY BABY DA DA RA DA DA DA
What does that mean what does baby baby baby yeah mean me confusion me r/stroke hlepk
What does thsimw menaji
My parents mouth when they shout be like; 0:03
if you want to take revenge on your ex, or crush that rejected you, don't be stupid and date their siblings...
*date their parents*
I remember my DAD posted a cursed comment on facebook and- I don’t think I’ll ever be the same...
"lift with your legs, not your back." The most Roger Smith there ever was.
Yes cursed comments time. I've been waiting for this
*TURN IT UP*
Watch Bofuri on Funimation, as well as Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, DBZ, Hunter x Hunter, etc.
At 4:50 when the clip ended i got a ad asking are you dropping i can't XD
I literally stayed up all night watching these videos (whyyyyyyy)
5:19 Well, Ghiaccio, just activate your stand and skate your way out of here.
Yay! Cursed comments we can all die inside!
The music is a bit too loud.
No it’s not
“False” - Dwight schrute
no its not
No
Yeah just a little bit
6:05 that’s the surgery I’m getting in January! (Also my first surgery) hope I get well fast enough to try rollercoasters in the summer break :)
But damn 14 hours?! That’s a lot! I will keep you updated on how long my surgery was when it’s done ^^ (January 6 2021)
Did it go well?
@@ananonymousyoutubeuser8769 yeah, it got moved due to covid tho. So it was in may instead but I’m fine :) I started slowly training yesterday and as a lazy person I can say, I very deeply dislike training😀✋🏻 (about the rollercoaster thing, I may not be allowed to go on them for the rest of my life- so uh)
"Mass Destruction"
Me : *inhale* BABYBABYBABYBABYYEEEEAAAA
Last time I was this early...
Who am I kidding I'm always this early
Last time I was this early, I was able to get rid of the body before the police arrived
ITO the last time you were this early you didn't know enough words to brag about it.
Generally thought the nails was a chocolate chip chocolate bar until Emkay said something
Demonic Autumn: Jasper you good. Because that ravine looks deep.
Jasper: You pushed me into the ravine.
The comment under the cheetah post is so wrong 😂
The music was a bit loud, couldn’t really hear your voice.
11:46 I’d teach my child: “Always loot dead bodies”.
The "where you Google lyrics and realize you've been singing nonsense"
Me when I found out in the song "Radioactive" it was "radioactive" instead of "ready to whack you" though they sound similar
Day 34 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no one reason
T-that’s a subreddit?
@@pyromare4879 sure kid
Keep going.
@@pyromare4879 It's not hot 😍. Thats r/toaststapledtotrees 🍞.
11:29 as a med student, I can tell you absolutely not, it won't. Also pretty sure that might make his blood turns milky.
11:19 he looks like a human version of Bubble Bass.
When I saw "MASS DESTRUCTION" I initially thought of "BABY BABY BABY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Other people: BABY BABY BABY BABY
Me: OOH YEAH DADADADADA
baby bay dadadadadada
I spent 3 hours building a house in minecraft and then people greifed it and my one friend weeklongrat tried to fix it but i was so sad that i just left and the people didnt stop when i asked nicely and they never said sorry. oh and if you were wondering they were banned from the sever shortly after also it took 6 hours to gather the materials.
F
I built a pixel art world with a lot of video game characters in it and while me and my friends were building, one of my friends burnt all of my progress. Let's just say I burnt his tropical island world.
I feel you.
frik the people who ruined the house, as a minecraft veteran, im mad
damn
Play on 2b2t and you can vent all you want
4:16 oh so that’s what overhaul was doing with eri
Oh...
NOOOOoooOOOOooOo
This is scarily accurate.
i… I just had my scoliosis surgery like 6 months ago....
the anime putin pic is from the anime how heavy are the dumbbells you lift: episode 4 i think
Machio san?
WAIT
*WHAT*
Funny thing is there is a Putin Manga lol