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  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    "It always comes back to Hitler, doesn't it?"
    YES. YES IT DOES.

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The man will be forever remembered.

    • @playzify6357
      @playzify6357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      NINE

    • @igorpachmelniekzakuskov776
      @igorpachmelniekzakuskov776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@playzify6357 DOCH

    • @grtech2011
      @grtech2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nein***

    • @eleanoraddy4683
      @eleanoraddy4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It bloody well should be taught MORE, not less. History repeats itself just like fashion

  • @DarthSateus
    @DarthSateus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5062

    Redditor: "I made a funny comment"
    EmKay: "Was it a Hitler jo-"
    Redditor: "Its a Hitler joke...."

    • @notartist2583
      @notartist2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I hate the fact this is true

    • @chriswentz5197
      @chriswentz5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The only ways the cursed comments can get good after a round of Prorn memes without the sauce,is the Hitler jokes

    • @R3dpl4yz142
      @R3dpl4yz142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aka thanks I love it

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I do nazi an issue with that

    • @spamton.g.spamton.1164
      @spamton.g.spamton.1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      16:36 hehehe

  • @hectorjaimes6132
    @hectorjaimes6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    Imagine if you are cursed, now whenever you try to swear, you scream at the top of your lungs.

    • @tord6725
      @tord6725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Scream as in “AHHHHH” or scream the word?

    • @DawnDDT
      @DawnDDT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *infinite demon screeching*

    • @parthivhariharan8677
      @parthivhariharan8677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh god i saw that part

    • @hectorjaimes6132
      @hectorjaimes6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@tord6725 Just screaming

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shut the AHHHHHHHHH up

  • @someonenamedtoby
    @someonenamedtoby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    2:04 as a Skyrim fan, this person is correct. If you are confused, in Skyrim you are able to pickpocket any item from an npc’s inventory meaning that if “Boobs” was an item, you could steal it from someone. I’m surprised I didn’t notice this first

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are they edible?

    • @someonenamedtoby
      @someonenamedtoby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MouldMadeMind I'd say it's probably just armour

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@someonenamedtoby that gives b**b armour a new meaning.
      Also f*ck u youtube.

    • @greatestbud750
      @greatestbud750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/Cursedcomments

    • @ObamaMpreg
      @ObamaMpreg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Top surgery

  • @flamible25
    @flamible25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1542

    "Mary had a little lamb,
    It's heart was black as coal
    It crept into her room one night
    And ate her fucking soul."
    this is my favourite bit lmao

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah

    • @Scp--op7ub
      @Scp--op7ub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *A M E R I C A*

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Scp--op7ub ngl this would be better if instead of coal it was oil but I’ll take it

    • @squarohedron0664
      @squarohedron0664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ota3933 4:25

    • @fluttershy1529
      @fluttershy1529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb
      One day it saw quite a bit of red in a factory Mary ate some lamb she accidentally ate her pet lamb then there was a small doggy small doggy she went to fetch a bone for the doggy when she bent down the doggy gave her a bone of his but he saw a stick come out of the dress out the dress out the dress and now the poor lady became fast food for us

  • @dimandqueen4693
    @dimandqueen4693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    what my christian school taught me was adam and eve had daughters that they didnt talk about because they were not important to the story

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I mean, they only gave birth to the first peoples ever. Its not like, _that_ significant. :/

    • @ebolaevd-2710
      @ebolaevd-2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sweet Home Alabama

    • @beetleknight4661
      @beetleknight4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ah so that's why we are all fucked up

    • @weepingwillow3562
      @weepingwillow3562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I spit my water when I saw your profile pic

    • @blackmajick1107
      @blackmajick1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or Eve slept with.......

  • @v1p3rlotus
    @v1p3rlotus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    ...
    Hey Siri, is it possible to die twice?

    • @orlandoexistant4339
      @orlandoexistant4339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "How much milk is a lethal dose?"

    • @brsky4224
      @brsky4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It is if you die right after being revived in a hospital

    • @jommisalami
      @jommisalami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes, I have already. 2020 is a challenge.

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Technically yes
      In my believes

    • @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA
      @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did it, it was hard but i did it.
      But why tf am i still alive

  • @emeraldadventurer254
    @emeraldadventurer254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    joke: uses a word in the english language
    Emkay: my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

    • @HitTheFloor16
      @HitTheFloor16 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what?

    • @emeraldadventurer254
      @emeraldadventurer254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@HitTheFloor16 I'm talking about a trend I noticed where if a joke he reads is even slightly unfunny or predictable, he mocks it like it's the worst joke he's ever seen in his life. Like 11:35 for example

    • @CriticalCipher
      @CriticalCipher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emeraldadventurer254 Hanging with someone like Breezy for quite afew years would do that to you

    • @cerealamog
      @cerealamog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emeraldadventurer254 yeah cuz it wasnt funny lmao

    • @rwholemilkisgood5050
      @rwholemilkisgood5050 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cerealamog I mean he could at least try, this is why Damien is the best narrator

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4237

    Somehow, I am getting Rick Astley's song as ads now. Just why.

    • @getaround1276
      @getaround1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

    • @melitopiia4730
      @melitopiia4730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@getaround1276 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

    • @Ace_0fSpades
      @Ace_0fSpades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Rickrolled by the FBI

    • @loboxpc98
      @loboxpc98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@melitopiia4730 Never gonna run around and desert you

    • @nithitos2681
      @nithitos2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      They are at every corner...

  • @Hoshimaru57
    @Hoshimaru57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    11:00 fun fact I once read that uranium CAN be used as a catalyst in fireworks as it will function the same as the normal catalyst (which I can’t remember). But it’s extremely toxic and a terrible idea.

    • @youknownothingjohnsnow7475
      @youknownothingjohnsnow7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@redbirdgaming7197 somebody tag this guy at least once every 6 moths. For no other reason than making him re-read his tragic attempt to make a joke.

    • @Crabbob365
      @Crabbob365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@redbirdgaming7197 yeet

    • @ちえクンのチャンネル
      @ちえクンのチャンネル 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redbirdgaming7197 e

    • @moonflowww
      @moonflowww 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redbirdgaming7197 lol

    • @order66pizzas
      @order66pizzas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@redbirdgaming7197 a

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5710

    Yes comrades, let us restore glorious Soviet Union. Beloved motherland

    • @Otterifcation
      @Otterifcation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      No you deep fried potato

    • @Suikogiru
      @Suikogiru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      The person: Korean
      The subject of the comment: Russian
      Me: Filipino
      The video's language: English
      MR. WORLDWIDE

    • @chaseyluvsuuuu
      @chaseyluvsuuuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      No❤️

    • @michaelbeef5468
      @michaelbeef5468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      daddy Kim may I pretty please have the launch codes 🥺

    • @creativename773
      @creativename773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Suikogiru me: Brazilian
      MR. WORLDWIDE

  • @gort6969
    @gort6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love it when Robin swears in this video. The screams get me every time

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    True, you can never get enough. Fried pickles and ranch is a legendary combo

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't like ranch

    • @ssuperant6537
      @ssuperant6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t know, fried pickles and cherry jello is a pretty good combo

    • @blend0ne.
      @blend0ne. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I believe that everyone has a opinion and shouldn't be judged on them, *but this I believe that you should be imprisoned*

    • @Nox-Miles
      @Nox-Miles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro you got brain damage

    • @chesmond3737
      @chesmond3737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fried anything and ranch is delicious.

  • @lennyface8195
    @lennyface8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    If Damien played Yugioh, his ace would be: "Number 106: Giant Hand"

    • @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd
      @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or he just play a H.A.T deck

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My skystriker shizuku and kagari with 25 spells in my graveyard:
      Lol

    • @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd
      @KhoiNguyen-xv4jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thorodinson292 different format my guy....

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KhoiNguyen-xv4jd I just got the joke, oh my god, I'm an idiot. Let my comment be a testimony of my stupidity.

    • @ChippieSandwich
      @ChippieSandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES!

  • @aaliyahjames2905
    @aaliyahjames2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Fun Fact: My reading period class was about to learn about Katherine on the day before she died, my teacher was doing research on her. One time she was alive, she looked her up the next day and she had died. I guess you could say she was fresh meat.

    • @Polisheed
      @Polisheed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WHAT

    • @rozelia_the_octo06
      @rozelia_the_octo06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AYO? Also I signed her 100th Birthday banner up at the NASA museum a few years ago with my brother.

    • @aaliyahjames2905
      @aaliyahjames2905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rozelia_the_octo06 thats really cool! I bet it was fun :)

    • @ifixtrees
      @ifixtrees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/cursedcomments

    • @isaacbyrne2554
      @isaacbyrne2554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Live bait

  • @gregorycooley2025
    @gregorycooley2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Emkay: I thought you had to be 21 to buy pistols
    me:I can still shove the barrel of a rifle in my mouth if I wanted to

  • @chaospuggle6475
    @chaospuggle6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Goku just because we found you in the woods as a kid doesn't mean you can go around kidnapping children!"-Krillen

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I recognize the quote but why did you say it

    • @chaospuggle6475
      @chaospuggle6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because I can?
      Edit I remembered it was the cat bringing home the kitten after being sterilized one that made me think of that!

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chaospuggle6475 I was bout to act up cuz of your first reply but glad you cleared it up before that.

  • @michaelmyers5496
    @michaelmyers5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    I’m at the “I just want a nice car” part. My truck sucks. Both as in it’s terrible and it sucks gasoline like it’s nothing.

    • @moofiche46
      @moofiche46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F

    • @brysonkuhn3290
      @brysonkuhn3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol same

    • @SEGASister
      @SEGASister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Up until now, I was simultaneously at, "I wanna be a famous artist," and, "I hope I die soon."

    • @ampwavegaming1305
      @ampwavegaming1305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SEGASister Same

    • @Lactopurg4
      @Lactopurg4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I suck gasoline too

  • @rukitomikutochi8764
    @rukitomikutochi8764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I've always thought Caesar dressing and Ranch were the exact same dressing, just renamed and made to be difficult to get.
    I can't stand blue cheese though.

    • @Katie-vg3jn
      @Katie-vg3jn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Caesar is definitely different, both good though and yeah screw blue cheese

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @gx555x
      @gx555x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Blue cheese is a gigantic failure of the human race.

    • @archevenault
      @archevenault 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gx555x blue cheese is just regular cheese that no one cared about

    • @just_cattttt1620
      @just_cattttt1620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@archevenault just like me

  • @ianblair783
    @ianblair783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    *sees a meme format I made* HEY WAIT
    *This is the highest honor a mortal can be gifted*

    • @ketchupchan891
      @ketchupchan891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which one was it

    • @ianblair783
      @ianblair783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ketchupchan89113:34

    • @ketchupchan891
      @ketchupchan891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ianblair783 nice

    • @myhamsterflewaway55
      @myhamsterflewaway55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ian Blair nice

    • @r7ahtesham885
      @r7ahtesham885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I made the template of "He's out of line but he's right" but I didn't make any meme out of it so it means I didn't create it

  • @slmhnTR
    @slmhnTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    todays bad news: youtube has stopped at all of the world like 2 hours
    bruh

    • @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA
      @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not just youtube, the whole internet.

    • @void1313
      @void1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was asleep 0_0

    • @slmhnTR
      @slmhnTR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheOneGaming0 its normal :)

    • @FennekinTheFennekin
      @FennekinTheFennekin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Adolf Hitler Why do people make jokes about you everywhere?

  • @BlueOysterStan
    @BlueOysterStan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “Face first, *AHH* second.”

    • @arielthelivingcartoonhart9902
      @arielthelivingcartoonhart9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, because we all use sandpaper to dry our soggy naked flesh

    • @Lactopurg4
      @Lactopurg4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arielthelivingcartoonhart9902 Yes

  • @mathewgoquesan3322
    @mathewgoquesan3322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    7:36 that scream censor caught me off guard and now I'm laughing till my kidneys form stones.
    Edit: today's cursed comments were so bad, i need to play "Sleep, O jesus" to purify my ears.

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your profile pic is really cool!

    • @Hallucise
      @Hallucise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It scared me 💀💀💀

    • @Pebbles.3
      @Pebbles.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same-

    • @papyrussbiggestfan
      @papyrussbiggestfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      kidneys form stones? i this a thanos joke¿ /j

  • @atav7402
    @atav7402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “ Face first, dAHHHHHHHHHHHHHk second”

  • @envious4890
    @envious4890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I has to replay the intro because I didn’t see that Hitler said “one legend to another”

  • @kittycatzuka
    @kittycatzuka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I saw the post at 4:20 and my brain immediately went:
    "Mary had a little lamb,
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two chunks of bread."

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good idea for a greedy reboot

    • @emeraldhazo8147
      @emeraldhazo8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      420 fani nambor

    • @staticanimations3678
      @staticanimations3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB! CHK CHK BAM! NO MORE LAMB!

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emeraldhazo8147 Indeed

    • @random_potato1265
      @random_potato1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lamb was a good son😔😔😔

  • @brianna5516
    @brianna5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Mary had a little lamb
    Click click bam
    No more lamb.

    • @ringydingy
      @ringydingy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Whadya gonna do now Mary?? It's God's lamb now!!

    • @chickennumgit1055
      @chickennumgit1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mary had a little lamb
      It's meat was soft as snow

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mary Had a Little Lamb it was no ordinary lamb for it was possessed by the devil himself at night it would creep into her room and start the process

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      Mary had a little lamb
      It’s skin was soft as snow
      She crept into its room one night
      And killed it with a hoe

    • @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
      @tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fenrir90918 you mean her mom

  • @gyrozeppeli7869
    @gyrozeppeli7869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Being on reddit is like manga,
    watching emkay is like the anime.

  • @R1davies
    @R1davies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Mary had a little lamb,
    She bought it as a trinket.
    She put it in the liquidizer,
    So everyone could drink it.
    Update: Thank you to everyone for your digit presses. Loving the original comments and replies. Keep them coming.

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Mary had a little lamb
      It’s pelt was soft as snow
      She crept into the barn one night
      And killed it with a hoe

    • @R1davies
      @R1davies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Fenrir90918 Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to fetch the poor dog a bone,
      but when she bent over, along came old Rover and gave her a bone of his own.

    • @user-yc8jr8qh9l
      @user-yc8jr8qh9l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      wHA

    • @someoneidk6303
      @someoneidk6303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@R1davies 👀

    • @user-kg2do7hx4e
      @user-kg2do7hx4e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@R1davies uh oh

  • @lilicrozma
    @lilicrozma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That kid might have played grass, but I weaseled my way into being the flat earth to avoid actual acting. The costume was lower effort too, as I just drew a flat earth and taped to my head

  • @theshadows9377
    @theshadows9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    So I tapped this video and it said it was posted a “minute ago” but it has been an hour. I was hoping I found this video and clicked it while it was fresh

    • @virgianas157
      @virgianas157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably was unlisted

  • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
    @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    9:54
    can confirm, i'm on my daily one hour of internet right now, the wifi is surprisingly good in the basement

    • @ream1622
      @ream1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey hey pass the dust bunny, I'm getting bored in this corner

  • @ObsessionNumber39438
    @ObsessionNumber39438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    A phobia of long word's is called: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Seems ironic.🙄👻

    • @huang111
      @huang111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@zimmygirl777 that’s the point

    • @janTesika
      @janTesika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Great Hylia...

    • @nevergonnaupload
      @nevergonnaupload 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol that was my year 8 grade 7 spelling word along with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, rhombicsidodecahedron, antidisestablishmentarianism, antidisestablishmentairianist, supercalifragilisticesmealidocious, floccinaucinihilipilification, honorificabilitudinitatibus, incomprehensibilties, taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. And hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
      We chose our own words just to flex on how well we could spell.

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@huang111They gave it that name to troll people.😑👻

  • @mountaingamer2540
    @mountaingamer2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    If the Soviet Union ever comes back it should be called the Soviet reunion
    Edit: I didn’t think this would be this popular thanks

  • @Acenikeyize
    @Acenikeyize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "Why is mine red"
    You got the carnage symbiote fool

    • @lazarlol4132
      @lazarlol4132 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like, reporting it for no reason whatsoever

    • @Acenikeyize
      @Acenikeyize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lazarlol4132 untill you made this comment i had no idea i got this much attention on this stupid as comment

    • @jtg7496
      @jtg7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why is mine changing colors

    • @perfyyy7262
      @perfyyy7262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jtg7496 you got the gay symbiote fool

    • @jtg7496
      @jtg7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@perfyyy7262 you fool, ive had it since last year

  • @darkangel_1978
    @darkangel_1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lost it over, "She tried to out pizza the hut." I couldn't stop laughing for about 2 minutes.

  • @dense9180
    @dense9180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Adopts child as gift and gives to girlfriend.

    • @random_potato1265
      @random_potato1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are u using the time machine to date 1885 white women AGAIN?....STOP

    • @Omintyr
      @Omintyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Her:"Thanks for the meal."

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Adolf Hitler you heard them.

  • @Kasgrenblrgh
    @Kasgrenblrgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Me:sees thumbnail
    Also me: ITS A BOY- oh wait nevermind

  • @iwasDJYukey
    @iwasDJYukey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    i'm at the "i want to be a famous artist" one. i got the artist part down, just gotta be famous, which, if i just keep making good content,will happen one day!

    • @Slxmpfxck
      @Slxmpfxck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi ur sooo cool

    • @iwasDJYukey
      @iwasDJYukey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Slxmpfxck thanks!

    • @Slxmpfxck
      @Slxmpfxck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iwasDJYukey ur welcome have a goood day or night

    • @iwasDJYukey
      @iwasDJYukey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Slxmpfxck you too!

    • @iwasDJYukey
      @iwasDJYukey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Joshua Kohlstrom thanks for the support! (i didn't expect to get any support from this lmao)

  • @theblob2937
    @theblob2937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:27
    Her spirit drove the lamb insane
    And what it came to know,
    Was no matter how it sounds,
    No high is worth the low.

  • @Estelle9405
    @Estelle9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ₜₕₑ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ₒ𝒻 ʳ ᵃ ⁿ ᶜ ʰ

    • @user-mx6kq1bo8w
      @user-mx6kq1bo8w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHAaT

    • @michaelfulton5773
      @michaelfulton5773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye

    • @purplealpaca9278
      @purplealpaca9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *R A N C H*

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yea

    • @nekoatsumr7716
      @nekoatsumr7716 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @pencilRC1
    @pencilRC1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    11:10 the girl who streams video games all day: crying thumbs up cat

  • @EDENCHANNELOFFICIAL
    @EDENCHANNELOFFICIAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    *when Recommended is faster than Notifications*

    • @nerddmg
      @nerddmg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Always

    • @ximenasweetwright7306
      @ximenasweetwright7306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nerddmg I like ur name

    • @nerddmg
      @nerddmg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ximenasweetwright7306 thanks

  • @Agender_Moon
    @Agender_Moon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Redditor: "I've never broken a bone in my life."
    Me: "Well aren't you lucky, I've broken every one of my bones in my arms and legs! Barely even hurts if you break enough tbh, though the doctors may start getting annoyed at you after some time." (And I'm sorry recovery girl I cant help the fact that I break bones every day T^T)

  • @daphne6443
    @daphne6443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When you get to your favorite channel 16 minutes early

  • @jakes.4147
    @jakes.4147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “What kind of villain LOSES after attacking a high school?”
    Well... I can think of a couple...

    • @glitcxhie
      @glitcxhie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ... same..

    • @ralvolvi7668
      @ralvolvi7668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Take me for example. I was only able to empty a few mags before the police made it in

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ralvolvi7668 Hold the F up

    • @myatthu7165
      @myatthu7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ralvolvi7668 Hole up..

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ralvolvi7668 Burger

  • @manwithnoname1120
    @manwithnoname1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    10:05 And THIS one is a plot for a Cyanide and Happiness short!

    • @Fenrir90918
      @Fenrir90918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jack B why their funny and entertaining

  • @jhonmcsoup9586
    @jhonmcsoup9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:44 As a car guy I can confirm that most car guys absolutely hate that shit

  • @Cube_in_a_Tophat
    @Cube_in_a_Tophat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Honestly the funniest part of this video was the keemstar scream to sensor swearing.

  • @charlesotoole1588
    @charlesotoole1588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    When there talking about adam and eve at 8:23 we are all technically related to one another

    • @star_the_silly_real
      @star_the_silly_real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m guessing they were created in Alabama weren’t they...

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@star_the_silly_real
      Technically were all probably related because after this massive volcano eruption a few hundred thousand years ago there were only about 70 humans left alive. In the entire world.
      So, pretty sure we're all related.

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @KW -
      Back a few hundred thousand years ago a massive volcano erupted and almost made humans extinct. We were left with about 70 pairs of humans capable of of reproduction. The margin for repopulation to avoid inbreeding is 100 people, although I'm not sure if that's 50 pairs of humans or 100, it wasn't very clear.
      Anyways, we're either all somewhat related, or humanity barely scraped past the margin for enough genetic diversity to reproduce without inbreeding. And judging from the intelligence of the average citizens in Florida, it appears to have been the further.

    • @demonguysayshi2666
      @demonguysayshi2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @KW -
      I'm not sure I want to believe it, but ok

    • @Jamsybob
      @Jamsybob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So basically everyone's is my distant cousin??? Or aunt or uncle???

  • @clikcy_
    @clikcy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    10:00 Now that's what I call "Shotgun Farmers" IRL.

  • @megaman37456
    @megaman37456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Oh but when I do it, it's kidnapping and I'm no longer allowed at Chuck E Cheese!"
    Me: Ok calm down William Afton.

  • @SephConUno
    @SephConUno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Basement jokes in Cursed Comments are getting really Stale

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like the smell of the basement.

    • @Iris-su2wx
      @Iris-su2wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just like the bodies in my basement

    • @alijarivera5877
      @alijarivera5877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who ever said they were jokes?

  • @Little_T95
    @Little_T95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Some of these comments are helping me understand why my mom doesn’t let me on Reddit lol

  • @nexus1g
    @nexus1g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    EmKay discovered a new element: Corsium.

  • @WishGender
    @WishGender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:42 HAHA! i didn't realize that was an actual image! I've seen it as one of those draw the squad things lol

  • @Dake-gw6it
    @Dake-gw6it 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Alternate cursed comment: Thank god he cant make anymore versions of him that will do the same thing

  • @PixelTrainer.
    @PixelTrainer. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:11 "I'm outta here man"
    That's what the blue guy said when he realized that wasn't the sun-

    • @Rarrinn
      @Rarrinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just Alexa doing her job.

  • @atomic1354
    @atomic1354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really love the scream effect you put when you have to say a bad word

  • @sonxicor8921
    @sonxicor8921 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:24 fun fact Adam and Eve actually had 1 daughter(only 1 though which is terrifying knowing how many sons they had)

  • @reinhardtwilhelm835
    @reinhardtwilhelm835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I think Robin has grown immune to r/CursedComments.

  • @timpeter987
    @timpeter987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    11:00 im lowkey raging about "corseium"
    It's caesium you ducking muppet

    • @krystal_vector5412
      @krystal_vector5412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he just misread it cuz the font was pretty jpeg'ed but yeah, it hit like a jarring note in a familiar song

    • @deku976
      @deku976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @thebluerover4517
      @thebluerover4517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL

    • @deku976
      @deku976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebluerover4517 I'm good, just a little annoyed really

  • @notch2157
    @notch2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Teachers to girls
    Girl: literally stabs someone 100 times
    Teacher:oh here’s a warning
    Teachers to boys
    Boy:literally leans over
    Teacher: 1000000000000 years of detention.

    • @pampena3645
      @pampena3645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

    • @No1AsakaKaorifan
      @No1AsakaKaorifan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pampena3645 YES

    • @beaniboi8009
      @beaniboi8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao my teacher punished the whole group cause a girl put on perfume. Wtf

    • @lazarlol4132
      @lazarlol4132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      24 people watching this are kids...
      Edit: 32

    • @arsenicfhalx9719
      @arsenicfhalx9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      can confirm. i cant go back.

  • @mintyfresh9311
    @mintyfresh9311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When he said "like ranch" at the start, as an Iowan I felt represented

    • @kylemerrill5642
      @kylemerrill5642 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ranch ranch

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah yes, you are lowan, but there's a Filipino flag

    • @mintyfresh9311
      @mintyfresh9311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miguelbaltazar7606 I literally always get comments like this, I'm just a nerd who likes learning about cultures, and I got a soft spot for the Philippines

    • @miguelbaltazar7606
      @miguelbaltazar7606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mintyfresh9311 idk what are lowans i never heard that word

    • @mintyfresh9311
      @mintyfresh9311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miguelbaltazar7606 it's a small state (population) in the United States

  • @ton10p
    @ton10p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    how i respond to the 1 penny to 1000$
    "oh so thats why their no longer part of legal currency"

  • @jioshii2033
    @jioshii2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *me holding a sniper, aiming for my neighbor head*
    12:35:
    Me: well, f*ck

  • @arianamacias8062
    @arianamacias8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This has nothing to do with the video but, I just got an ad of the Rick roll on this vid... I’ve never been Rick rolled before but I guess the ad ruined that for me.

  • @Fafr
    @Fafr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    12:30 But in CSGO after blowing up a decoy barely deals any damage

  • @king_-zk3io
    @king_-zk3io 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    12:44 win-win situation, the police wont have time to stop you aswell since they will be beating their 🥩 aswell!

  • @megannewcombe9314
    @megannewcombe9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mans called caesium "corsium" and it was the funniest part of the whole video

  • @moondropgrape
    @moondropgrape 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this sub has a grand total of 4 jokes, and that's being generous

  • @daxterthefox
    @daxterthefox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    do you guys love it when emkay gives you enough time to enjoy and screenshot the images they show?

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:11
    Well he is a legend
    God is the only other person who killed that many people because he didn't like them

  • @arielthelivingcartoonhart9902
    @arielthelivingcartoonhart9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can we just appreciate that the editor didn't even bother to censor the logo on 17:36 but blocked off the large print???

  • @EngineerAAJ
    @EngineerAAJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Next video. Restoring the Soviet Union" - Vamsi Vishwanath. I think this guy had some inside info on Putin....

  • @nicholasberrie4258
    @nicholasberrie4258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:37 that guy now
    I should not have said that

  • @wrigglingbatholith5810
    @wrigglingbatholith5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The comment from before anyone could possibly watch the whole video feels so surreal.

  • @savysmarty8621
    @savysmarty8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey it’s robin,
    And after reading this I feel like sobering up

  • @megumades8796
    @megumades8796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    5:15 I’ve seen enough hentai to know what anime characters look like without clothes
    Me: IVE GONE BEOND... THE ULTIMATE... PERVERT HAAAAA

  • @aviumcaravan
    @aviumcaravan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you really think Hawking was using Windows, and not, you know, a Linux distro"
    oh my god, finally someone who gets it

  • @akiraamamiya8483
    @akiraamamiya8483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:34 scared the shit out of me xD

    • @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA
      @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Distracted Headphones user?

    • @akiraamamiya8483
      @akiraamamiya8483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LOCALIZACIONREMOTA I paused right before it happened so first thing when I resumed was that scream which I didn't expect

  • @omosanii_basil
    @omosanii_basil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *The random dude in the comments: Remove the "think" and I agree. *Me not getting it so I go back to see where they put the word think: oh T-T

  • @averagehumanperson
    @averagehumanperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:57 I like to think that Robin wasn't stereotyping but that he's just desperate for fashion advice. Someone pls help the poor guy.

  • @flowergirl2703
    @flowergirl2703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Robin: -just reviewing memes-
    Ad: -rickrolls me-
    Yes, an ad rickrolled me

  • @Dr4gon_k1tties
    @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:37 *someone help this poor man*

  • @circuit-2925
    @circuit-2925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:34 "good luck getting that to happen" - robin
    *putin wanting to restore the soviet union*

  • @gavinmerasty8369
    @gavinmerasty8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Face first-"
    *"ÀÁÂÅÅ"*
    "Second"

    • @Series_ime
      @Series_ime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking for a comment that was on About this thank you

  • @blast.507
    @blast.507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the two sentence sadness one is genuinely the saddest meme i've seen

  • @Comrade1029
    @Comrade1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 13:44 was trying to do the hand thing then i look closer at the picture and I said “wait... waaaiit... ooooohh”

  • @welltried6833
    @welltried6833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    16:35 I was taking a fat one when I saw this and was geniuenly terrified. Quite literally cold sweat came Down my neck.

  • @soap9427
    @soap9427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:46
    This is just saiki k’s life and you cannot tell me I’m wrong

    • @ribbbit572
      @ribbbit572 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You aren't wrong

  • @jonathansmithers2763
    @jonathansmithers2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    crime: °exists°
    me, for literally no reason: °uncontrolable laughter°

  • @MEJP2
    @MEJP2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ima hide in my basement until this subreddit doesn’t need to exist anymore

    • @ssuperant6537
      @ssuperant6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree, cursed images is so much better.

    • @Æ2447-2
      @Æ2447-2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have been declared dead please come out

    • @scuffed5422
      @scuffed5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basement fuck

    • @MEJP2
      @MEJP2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can y’all stop?

  • @agostonpitlik8045
    @agostonpitlik8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Toads: We love other Toads
    The Origami King: Helo

    • @star_the_silly_real
      @star_the_silly_real 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love toads as well. They are surprisingly buff

  • @sarahwolfate
    @sarahwolfate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don’t get the joke in the first reddit post that was read. Can someone please explain?

    • @jakubriz7369
      @jakubriz7369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The guys username is adolf hitler

    • @beetleknight4661
      @beetleknight4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basically he was a great chef so he was respecting another fallen legend

  • @scientificapple69
    @scientificapple69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'Jesus Christ this was more painful than the time I got stabbed 23 times' really cracked me up

  • @piggytime362
    @piggytime362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:50 because a spider didn’t bite you, you just stabbed your hand

    • @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA
      @LOCALIZACIONREMOTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Justin Y.'s Impersonator wait a minute...
      **gets flamethrower**
      Ok now im ready to burn those *orphans*
      *NOT ORPHANS I MEAN SPIDERS DONT CALL THE POLICE*

  • @Schluggernaut
    @Schluggernaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:06 I wrote a report on her the day before and the day she died

  • @lauren9536
    @lauren9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Another argument? Like for yes

    • @nomeruim9633
      @nomeruim9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you stoped reseting huh

    • @daiyousei.1586
      @daiyousei.1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nomeruim9633 resetting is for weakling, true men follow however the frick the timeline goes

    • @nomeruim9633
      @nomeruim9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daiyousei.1586 genocide is my favorite :)

    • @lauren9536
      @lauren9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Argument: Minecraft is better than Fortnite

  • @WushyDev
    @WushyDev 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:21 reminds of something everyone would say at my school
    "Mary had a little lamb"
    *gun loading sounds*
    "Bam!"
    "No more lamb!"