One time I was playing with a friend on my Mc world and a hacker joined and killed me using hacks (that was probably a 30 year old hacking and killing in teenagers world wtf) he stole all my iron shit and I kicked him and I started over from scratch He said “lol noob get good”
Day 37 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
@@pingmann you mean you’d like to be known for your country’s most infamous offspring? I’d say you’re better off without. Was about to say I’d rather not be known for my country’s equivalent, but as it happens, he was Georgian. Had a very distinct mustache too. And yes, I get communist jokes all the time. That, or references to gopniks, and I don’t know which is worse to be honest.
@@pingmann oh, sorry. Seems I misunderstood. Personally if the Georgians could take the blame for Stalin I’d be thrilled, but no one’s falling for that
when it comes to images do you guys ever think about describing them for your blind viewers? decided to watch this with my friend and i have been describing all of the images for her and was actually curious on your guy's views on trying it out!
For the Fanders: here is r/Remus aka r/cursedcomments Janus from in the back: REMUS WHERE IS MY DEODERANT! Logan: REMUS! Not again. Janus: Again what did he do? Logan: You need to get another deoderant, one that has not been eaten by Remus. *confused snake noises* Logan: Remus ate your deoderant. Hide any others you have. Reply if you liked part 1 or part 2!
Jasper: *Covers hands in bandages* this was after putting long toothpicks in my knuckles. Metal Jasper: Yeah, but i might not be able to visit again. Jasper: *hugs MJ* You'd still be able to visit again, just no Cursed Reddit posts
"watching your steam friends go from normal to hentai"...you dont realize how true that is.... My steam friends avatars all went from goofy pics and memes to anime and porn....im probably one of the few on their list that has a normal pic..like...dafuq happened?
I'm sorry to say this but no one else makes r/cursedcomments funnier than Damien, the reason for that is that he isn't thinking of saying something witty after reading the comment, he geniunely laughed and that made it even more funnier. :"(
9:56 it is so unlikely it is basically impossible but technically speaking, since both couples are twins then their children could be twins through each parent. making them 1st cousins, and identical twins through different parents
"There's something else in here that hasn't fully gotten off." OK; I'm fucking HOOTING like an owl. Didn't know Jack was a sucker for a cheap sex joke, but I didn't realize how much snark he threw in either. Bloody brilliant.
Horrific, horrifying, horrible all have same meaning But terrific, terrifying, terrible all have different meaning -from a video by Aperture Edit: If you think about breathing, then you stop breathing automatically But if you stop thinking about breathing, automatically turn on breathing Also from aperture
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2:15
God: "So how did you die?"
Me: "Lag"
God: " lol get gud noob"
Yeah
This is really funny.
R/cursedcomments
One time I was playing with a friend on my Mc world and a hacker joined and killed me using hacks (that was probably a 30 year old hacking and killing in teenagers world wtf) he stole all my iron shit and I kicked him and I started over from scratch
He said “lol noob get good”
get gud?
more like....
GIT GUD? (if you know what i mean, you're an amazing human)
Fun fact
Fact: This isn't a cursed comment.
Fun: Nothing here.
Ok
Umm why is the fact infront of the fun
@@mrwendigo3880 *fact fun*
Fun fact: you wasted your time by reading this reply
@@user-dw1es8nk2l *Mother Fact-er*
"Healthy homosapiens"
*looks at my belly*
*health: -1*
The Sneezing cheese same-
Ouch that felt like a personal attack
Me: *looks at health*
Health: *cottage cheese*
Me: I am as healthy as the world right now.
Oh man, does that mean I need to count all of the ones in the basement too?
And + 3 defense
*This Jack guy sounds like EmKay.....*
@The Sneezing cheese
H U R T I N G
@The Sneezing cheese **hurts**
can't tell if this a joke cuz emkay is a group not a person
@The Sneezing cheese **hurting you**
@@cooooooki r/wooosh
The snack that smiles back, Jack!
I see you also want to take part and devour jack.
@@chickennuggets4563 well y'know, cannibalism saves world hunger and over population
@@natsueyama Finally. People don't have to eat my kind anymore. Eating Jack is now the answer >B)
Tf happened to these replies
_-The smile that snacks back!-_
Day 37 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
Thanks! :D
r/shutupmaxlou420
Lets add ScottishPeopleTwitter, I'd like to see them try to read Tweets in Scottish slang
I’ll do you one better, have Zack and Damien both return and collaborate with Jack, Lexi, and Robin
oh wait, did zack leave this channel?
Noice
Do you ever just want to rip open someones chest and make them eat their own flesh while they're still alive because they ate your icecream?
Sure sounds interesting
*Adds to things I want to do list
you need a reason to do it?
@@someweirdo5853 my favorite reply
Wait that's not normal?
"I know a famous art student, he's German!"
*Cries in austria*
this one, i think you’d rather germany takes the credit
@@comradewindowsill4253 I'd rather austria, as I'm from germany
@@pingmann you mean you’d like to be known for your country’s most infamous offspring? I’d say you’re better off without. Was about to say I’d rather not be known for my country’s equivalent, but as it happens, he was Georgian. Had a very distinct mustache too. And yes, I get communist jokes all the time. That, or references to gopniks, and I don’t know which is worse to be honest.
@@comradewindowsill4253 no I mean I'd rather he'd be known in austria, as I'm German
@@pingmann oh, sorry. Seems I misunderstood. Personally if the Georgians could take the blame for Stalin I’d be thrilled, but no one’s falling for that
Is it so wrong to want to eat cursed snacks sometimes? What do you expect us to eat when we run out of FOOD?
Whatever you can catch or kill.
Eachother
This gave a new meaning to no nut November.
depends where you are. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pocket Snaks!
"You'll never be able to tell if kids needed help"
Him: mom what are you doin-
Her: Im supporting anti-mask and also need Facebook reviews
I sometimes think you are getting lesser likes each damn comment
@@Shade45- yeah
Nome Gaming tbh this is just random joke so the likes don't really matter
Hello Chara
"mom, why do you hurt me in this way"
Jack singing bits
1:15
"hello you healthy homo sapiens!" *proceeds to eat 10 chicken nuggets *
Jack: Hello healthy homo sapiens!
me: Laughs in cancer
Dude really ??
Laughs in dead
LMAO
i have a cold
@@adzesom cool
"Please call police
I beg you"
- Rick Astley
He gave us up
He let us down
We are all clowns
Now we all share frowns
He deserted us
He is Among Us
no
@@swagrum7959among us
9:50 I love how the OP censored their own name like they weren’t the one posting it
"then I get to wear her lingerie"
"COMMUNISM WAS WRONG-"
Me: No no, let him continue. I'm interested.
does he actually need the lingerie? Under communism you only get what you need
@@ianmoseley9910 Guys in lingerie is 100% necessary and no one can tell me otherwise
@@felix2617 nice pfp
So she get to wear my underwear and I would get to wear hers? Interesting...
No, no, he's gotta point
Still waiting for him to say "my names Jack and im on so much crack"
The way he said “Guess who’s first” was perfect 1:48
The whole atheist vampire thing reminds me of in Netflix's Dracula, where the effect of crosses on him is purely placebo.
*dont eat him!!*
Me, Who has it in the microwave already: *I Am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*
Me with My Teru Teru Fried chicken and Mondo butter: heh *I'm 9 more Parallel Universes then you*
wait, they aren’t supposed to arrive in the microwave?
@@chakinanami6434 you have any spare mondo butter?
I ran out ;-;
r/cursedcommentsonacursedcommentsvideo
3:10 wait you're getting paid?
I can literally fit my entire water bottle in my pocket and still have space for other stuff.
Plot Twist: You do not have pockets, so you put the water in a mini fridge.
Nobody:
Me: Emkay knows theres a cursed Nintendo subreddit, right?
Right?
I NEED THEM TO DO THIS!!!
WAIT IS THERE
I need the link STAT
"Shut up, let's try and see you make a sound of a desk being dragged across the floor!"
**aggressively pulls out violin**
7:07 I mean they aren't wrong Cubone's are canonically orphans according to the pokedex entries.
2:15
*Doctor accidentally rips out heart during brain surgery*
*Doctor* "dam lag"
I love the desk drag on floor part
Edit: 5:43
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a post on r/cursedcomments with a comment from an EmKay video
4:30 Wait till we get a reaction of the queen seeing his death husband cosplaying as a corpse
Uno reverse
ah yes, another emkay video just as i was about to go to sleep. yay, more fuel for my insomnia
GO TO SLEEP
Chug a Red Bull
U seem like the girl that self diagnoses herself and complains when ppl question her when shes fine but she does it because wshe wants more attention
@@spookiicat5719
-_-
I think the first guys just a time traveler, trying to warn us by hinting.
"Boys pocket: *cute little dog* "
Bird: *craps on the mans face*
The man: time to wipe it off *grabs dog*
Throws dog at bird
@@mattiscool11118 headshot! Drone available
R/cursedcomments
the cursed comment has envolved
@@redriot9416 60 killstreak: Atomic bomb available
when it comes to images do you guys ever think about describing them for your blind viewers? decided to watch this with my friend and i have been describing all of the images for her and was actually curious on your guy's views on trying it out!
sounds like a solution from Technology. an app or a reader that describes the screen without having to disrupt content with accessibility ramps.
@@RIXRADvidz I agree, because sadly some sighted viewers won't like it
I clicked on this faster than your gramma saying "Cookie's are ready".
Oh yeah! I love my grandma's specialty! Grandpa's ahses :>
@@natsueyama : /
@@komasozeh6032 what? Do you want some? It still got some chunks in it
@@natsueyama please no
@@komasozeh6032 oh cmon. It's not that bad!
For the Fanders: here is r/Remus aka r/cursedcomments
Janus from in the back: REMUS WHERE IS MY DEODERANT!
Logan: REMUS! Not again.
Janus: Again what did he do?
Logan: You need to get another deoderant, one that has not been eaten by Remus.
*confused snake noises*
Logan: Remus ate your deoderant. Hide any others you have.
Reply if you liked part 1 or part 2!
Yesssss
Y E S
I clicked this video harder than my grandmother down the stairs
8:30 I remember a thing that my father once told me. If you go to China, went to a restaurant serve you a deer meal, it was not a "deer" meal.
The person who called the pandemic-
Teach me your ways sensei
Just talk about reverse psychology.
I hope the world doesn't end tomorrow :))
_spam F to remove comment, you only have till tomorrow._
3:21
fandub eggman:I PISSED ON THE MOON
The best part about the "this deserves a naughty spanking" comment is that they got the high five award
Jasper: *Covers hands in bandages* this was after putting long toothpicks in my knuckles.
Metal Jasper: Yeah, but i might not be able to visit again.
Jasper: *hugs MJ* You'd still be able to visit again, just no Cursed Reddit posts
At least there is not a virus that will end the world
Edit: OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
- Joseph Joestar
Damnit Frisk hit the damn reset button, this whole year needs to be redone!!
You too
Oh shit its you
This comment was posted 8 hours ago :4
I love watching Emkay vids with my classmates, they always have a blast.
Do you own a gun?
@@swagrum7959 I mean, his name IS School Shooter
To anyone who doesn't get the german artist jokes he's talking about hitler I know it's pretty obvious but someone might not know so there
Hitler wasn't a German art student though..
He was of AUSTRIAN origin and aspired to be an art student IN Germany
well i blame oversimplified
Well he WAS rejected from the Art School/University he wanted to enroll in. So he became a politician instead and led us to ruin
@@ShadowyNeko well to finally use my history class hitler was in a part of austria that use to be in the german empire so he consider himself german
Thank you zachery
I JUST WOKE UP A MINUTE AGO LES GOO-
How was your sleep?
Yeah good point, how was it mate?
Are you rejuvinated
@@Pingoz 7
@@Gayass50281 Yes
4:16 that one did not age that well.
7:42 the award though
Jack actually sings very well!
"watching your steam friends go from normal to hentai"...you dont realize how true that is....
My steam friends avatars all went from goofy pics and memes to anime and porn....im probably one of the few on their list that has a normal pic..like...dafuq happened?
2:56
People who's best friend is who they're married, or in a serious relationship with
This is just like free money
As an American I can confirm that joke at 5:03 was hilarious.
Cursed comments never fail to crack me up thnx alot emkay
I'm sorry to say this but no one else makes r/cursedcomments funnier than Damien, the reason for that is that he isn't thinking of saying something witty after reading the comment, he geniunely laughed and that made it even more funnier. :"(
0:54 can’t blame him for following family traditions…
3:45 sounds like a real tearjerker
Sometimes your commentary is even cursed than the comments
“25 seconds ago”
Lunar_Memories "75 views"
@@ZDtue mine still says no views and 5 comments lol
'NoOneGivesASh*t ago..*
3 minutes D:
@@thewanderinggamer1369 nice
10:38
Art students who make thousands of dollars a week doing commissions: "may I have a word with you?"
8:18 have a nice minute
9:56 it is so unlikely it is basically impossible but technically speaking, since both couples are twins then their children could be twins through each parent. making them 1st cousins, and identical twins through different parents
︎ ︎
Boo
AAA
My mom just asked why I started screaming what do I say?
aH
I've been spooped
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
8:13 it happened to my 11 years old friend, srsly
I clicked faster then jack saying welcome back.
Last time I was this early, Justin Y. And Avery the Cuban American didn't know about this channel
@The Sneezing cheese you'll find them in most of the comments sections on TH-cam
"I hate when engineering students call them engineers..."
Don't worry, they are going to use more gun, calm down
"MISS I'VE RUN OUT OF METAL TO UPGRADE"
"Take some from Jimmy, he just died"
@The Sneezing cheese WOAH BUDDY
And if that doesn't work...
use more gun
@The Sneezing cheese elaborate
@The Sneezing cheese it turned from TF2 to Hamilton real quick
We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts
How butiful- lol. Edit: You know that the Queen of England is probably going to see this XD
"There's something else in here that hasn't fully gotten off."
OK; I'm fucking HOOTING like an owl. Didn't know Jack was a sucker for a cheap sex joke, but I didn't realize how much snark he threw in either. Bloody brilliant.
6:45 restart and defragment your brain IMMEDIATELY!
XD
When you dont know what to write in comments
When you feel the urge to respond
When you breath
@@user-dw1es8nk2l when you breath breath
Horrific, horrifying, horrible all have same meaning
But terrific, terrifying, terrible all have different meaning
-from a video by Aperture
Edit:
If you think about breathing, then you stop breathing automatically
But if you stop thinking about breathing, automatically turn on breathing
Also from aperture
Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato
The moon meme sadly forgot about Chairhead.
8:02
That hits home
5:20 this one got me
I don't think I've ever been this early, looking forward to the video 👍🏻
Same
@lukaaa aa i like your dog
I’ve been seeing so many queen memes after Prince Philip died
6:02 wingardium levi-
The list of what I wouldn't do for 2mill would be HORRIFYINGLY short.
6:27 How do you think school shooters are made?
00:05
Who else saw that video in school?
lmao he knew exactly what we were thinking on that staple one
5:29 hmmm... i should use that technic next time i kidnap a baby
I clicked faster than James Charles could say, “Hey sisters”
*Hey sisters*
Isnt it Hey Sisters?
@@Tw0Dots no I think its Hey Sisters
Same
Damn, thats crazy bro, but who tf asked
lmaooo the first one tho 😂
for clarification i’m talking about the first thing on there, also why are you guys so rude about it though.
nope, other people were first
WRONG
No that's wrong
I think it was talking about the first one in the video
First 3 repliers should go to grammar school
Also commenter should also change their comment so that this won't happen again
6:50 - The Great Jacinto?
5:38 IM DEAD LOL
1:59 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
"People who keep their door unlocked at night, WHY?"
"Because my door DOESN'T HAVE A LOCK!"
But the person owns a glock
With enough firepower to shoot off someones.....................
rock.
OH MY GOD THAT INTRO MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, "Hello my name is Jack, and welcome back to Emkak, I mean, Emkay"
Just when I needed it.
The first one tho-
*He is the cursed one.*
I’m in a minute I’ve never been this early
Same
well now i will be your guide to being what you call "early"
More memes th-cam.com/video/u-wQ4fak7kM/w-d-xo.html
I'm one week ago
Fastest clicker in the west.
That first one hit way too hard 😂
I didn’t get the joke at 5:55
Then,after getting it:
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy....
(Hahaha!)
Sometimes I wish I were a rabbit so I could know what it's like to enjoy eating vegetables
"He's German"
Sure...
Lol
7:53 i feel that on a spiritual level.
Those stickers aimed at getting people to slow down, is a recipe for causing accidents.
12 like 7 comments 35 seconds
No views no comments to be seen
Too early for meme comments
Don’t eat him
Eat him
@@user-dw1es8nk2l no
*Do IT*
@@Tw0Dots *DO IT NOW*
This deserves 10k likes
love that i got to wake up to this