10:29 reminds me of this quote from TF2's Administrator: "Plutonium isn't smart, Miss Pauling. That doesn't mean it won't kill you if you don't keep tabs on where it is and what it's doing at all times."
Considering the fact that my family is mostly in the uk and I’m first gen American and only American in my family I have to say that it has in fact perturbed me significantly
About the woman with the "girl or abortion": we should let her give birth, give the baby to a loving family and then eat her and her soul or give her soul to the devil, depends on what is worse. But the baby deserves a good life.
LoL To be faire "Taxation" during the years of the Revolution ment sending in the troops to collect your valluable shit. If you'd oppose it, you might very well end up on the guillotine, so it would be more of a "TO THE GUILLOTINE??????!"
9:36 Are we all just going to ignore the implication that expressing intent to consume someone's soul and give their flesh to someone else is monetization safe.
10:14 This happens to me, but with TH-cam. the most awkward meme pops up and my mom comes into my room at that exact moment. I had to show her the title of one of the meme videos I was watching just to let her know that i had no idea this specific meme would be on my screen.
Lexi's insults are so unexpected I need a book of all of them so I can deal 69,420 psychological damage in every argument and also so that I can open a book and feel the pain of "THE GUILLOTINE"
@@TheLexikitty whatever you want, you lovely and energetic oreo biscuit- I just really love the energy you radiate, it's so lively and fun- also, I think your podcast would be really funny! You have a great sense of humor, whenever I watch you, I can't stop laughing!
Me: uncontrollable wheezing throughout the entire video Video: 'if you enjoyed anything you saw today I'm genuinely concerned for you' Me: okay guess it time to go and talk to my therapist
9:06 I don't want to know what the women might do to her kid if they came out as trans and was born as a female also what the hell u can't just force ur child to transition.
I had a really bad morning, I spent 2 hours finding my glasses when it was in my desk drawer then cried for another 20 minutes. Thanks for making me laugh Lexi.
Ok so, here's an alert. There's a political bots all over the place in among us. Switch to European servers in among us to avoid. Or anything else than American servers. Thanks for your time reading this comment.
@@PotatoesAreCool_ Bots are coded to say specific things. If you program it to spam either side of the election, you got yourself one hell of an annoying time
"I think we just pissed off all the tea drinkers and made all the coffee drinkers very happy" Me, who likes both tea AND coffee- **Confused Screaming**
[Verse 1] I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man I can't let you pass 'cause you ain't done everything Bring me those contracts, come on, bring 'em to the king If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously No, I cannot you let you pass, don't you mess with me [Chorus] Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him) Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me! [Verse 2] I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say The Devil has his price and I'll make sure you pay I don't have time to mess 'round and I hope you will agree Bring me those contracts, pronto, don't you mess with me [Chorus] Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him) Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me!
"i think your soul would be great on toast and we can give your flesh to that other guy" is such a powerful statement
Its so frank and polite.
Sorry, I think he's running out of room in the pantry
And he also had some demonitization words to say
@That One Guy Who Comments. Don't worry, you have your entire life to find out.
Ginger here and I don't even want her soul. Dying by food poisoning is a horrible way to go out
“I think your soul will be great on toast”
Me: “deflating Seagull nosies”
i didnt know seagulls watch this. or even have phones.
@@MisfortuneDS well we have to steal them. We can’t hold money because it would rip in our grip. PHONES ON THE OTHER HAND
@Skull Bird I'm not giving your soul back
Dyson vacuum noises*
DEFLATED SEA BIRD
"Oh cool another emkay video."
*hears Lexi's iconic crack head voice*
*"y e s"*
Wow the personality
loveth cult
*YES Junipest*
Lol
9:31
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." - Qui-Gon Jinn, The Phantom Menace.
Sorry for spelling it wrong
When someone steals ur car but now the body in the trunk is their problem now: haha (cries)
The car theith: Someone call the police there's a body in the car I stole.
The police: thank you, you are under arrest.
Yep
i know that feeling
Joe Mama now you don’t have anything to come in
N...no
Lexi: *says I’m sexy for the 50th time*
Me: *happy noises*
h
o
Says she is or you are
Y e s
Yes
"Smashing people's Androids and giving them iPhones"
Thanks. I can sell this and buy myself another Android, as well as a few other things I need.
@random punkleton booga booga Thanks
i would do this to lol
Competition between the two is fierce, my friend.
Yup, they sell more than they're worth even 2nd hand! Apple reeeaaaly knows how to milk an audience dry
90th like
“I what up sexy, I’m Lexie!”
Me: “Stop. Don’t give me false hope...”
Facts 😩😭
help my mom found out i pooped
@@ritardando3641 ... WHAT
r/cursed comments
@@ritardando3641 ...
Yes, everyone knows the perfect speed to launch a baby is 30 mph smh
No no no no... you got it wrong. It should be 150mph.
× aleph nole
Oh? I was doing 55 mph. Maybe that’s why they exploded
Ur life broadcast starts at 1:51 pm right
Why 30
8:52
allyah, Satan said he has a spot in line in Hell for people to go to Extra Hell
Nah, she's going to Extra Extra Extra EXTRA Hell.
Fast AK-47 reload
Hold on let me get the life syringe and the deadly torture devices so we can torture her for all eternity and if she dies we bring her back
What social media is this on, i want to go bully her
@@user-tu5gj5nz8b I believe Twitter.
Lexi is too wholesome for this this feed but it also it's nice that she gives Damon and Robin a break from it occasionally
10:29 reminds me of this quote from TF2's Administrator: "Plutonium isn't smart, Miss Pauling. That doesn't mean it won't kill you if you don't keep tabs on where it is and what it's doing at all times."
Lexi in the morning? Hell yeah. *edit* 5:47 is so metal. Who would have thought firefighters and fire would join forces. Gnarly
Yeah France does not fool around when it comes to protesting.
-But when it's a world war though...-
_youve become the very thing you swore do destroy_
@@belokuikini271 The French had flame launchers for their police. They really don't mess around nowadays
Another Fire-Fighting type? Seriously Gamefreak?
@@vacexpert2020 so... firebending?
"things not to do while sick: yoda impression"
2019: i hope you get better :)
2020: anakin. start panakin. i dont have a planakin.
Nice
It's Panakin Skywalker
START RANAKIN
0:40 “I think we might’ve pissed off all the tea drinkers and made all the coffee drinkers happy” British me: indeed you have sir
*hits blunt* dude....coffee is just nonbritish tea
Me who drinks both coffee and tea: *confusion*
American me: *write that down, we could use it for emigration purposes!*
Considering the fact that my family is mostly in the uk and I’m first gen American and only American in my family I have to say that it has in fact perturbed me significantly
About the woman with the "girl or abortion": we should let her give birth, give the baby to a loving family and then eat her and her soul or give her soul to the devil, depends on what is worse.
But the baby deserves a good life.
Dude, i know the Devil's evil, but seriously, he doesn't deserve to suffer that much!
Crucify her. Romans used it as basically a way to kill and cause a lot of suffering and it was also seen as disgrace.
I call the ribs
Before death:
-Start by breaking the jaw and femurs
-Eat limbs while making offending misandrist watch
Dont give it to the devil, even the devil can’t handle that
how the hell do people get here so fast...
we turned on notifications,
I'm here on accident tho
They just do
I'm here on accident to
meth and lsd man
You know what they say "future is part of the past"
"TO THE GUILLOTINE!" - French tax payer during the revolution
LoL
To be faire "Taxation" during the years of the Revolution ment sending in the troops to collect your valluable shit. If you'd oppose it, you might very well end up on the guillotine, so it would be more of a "TO THE GUILLOTINE??????!"
@@geniemiki" you have a field good there is a tax for that"
"But i need to feed my family"
Good there is a tax for having family and food"
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
OhhHhhHH NooOOOooOOo
@@SnailSnail-lo4pm haha! Funny- *CHOP*
9:36 Are we all just going to ignore the implication that expressing intent to consume someone's soul and give their flesh to someone else is monetization safe.
youtube's "standards"
You're watching cursedcomments ofc it would be safe
seeing other people on emkay do cursed comments really does showcase how much of a chaotic neutral chad Damien is whenever he does these.
"What’s up sexy I'm Lexi." YES. YES. MY QUEEN HAS RETURNED. ALL HAIL! ALL HAIIILLLDJSJ
HAIIII 💞💙🖤💙💞
Lexi I just wanted to say you are my favorite narrator and I was concerned you got the rona
@@lunarwings4481 bahaha nah Robin recorded a bunch so he's ahead in the videos for right now.
@@lunarwings4481 jdjd
I want everyone in emkay to do a video where they’re all together
*Insert same meme*
Yo Zack, Damien and Robin will be goin insane
And slazzo
So basically an Emkay version of Sad Milk
it would just be a newer less British version of soothouse
9:15 Imma just go get my shotgun and, i'l be right back.
The only time doxxing might be legal.
"Katara has the ability to make you continuisly nut"
Me: or to make November a very "interesting" month
Imagine walking into a shop and someone says: "Fresh head here! Its super new!"
Like someone selling food at a baseball game
SOLD
You sure the store is not Craigslist?
Now depends which head are you talking about
6:36 My last meme is the guy saying “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.” Perfect
mine is "speed limit enforced by airf=craft (helicopter in the trees)
Mine was the video of “ how to snap some ones neck”
Mines was yettus deletus
9:52 if the kitten is in the hard drive cage... where are the wires?
10:14 This happens to me, but with TH-cam. the most awkward meme pops up and my mom comes into my room at that exact moment. I had to show her the title of one of the meme videos I was watching just to let her know that i had no idea this specific meme would be on my screen.
3:16 I thought it was "EATING CHILDREN"
I'M GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT-
Plot twist: The car in the thumbnail is actually the safest car there is.
😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Yea since if the baby is there the baby would die but its a good place to put a baby. (danganronpa fan?)
Plot twists plot twist: the car in the thumbnail is a baby blender and he's going down the shute.
Plot twist
Baby slid down the vent and got blended by a radiator fan
Also is that a ferrari f50
5:55 I just Like the way he Said fReNch FrIeS
She is a girl btw
@@BERTTTTTTTT who?
@@deez441 Lexi
7:09 isn't that what zaheer do to ho-ting in legend of korra
Someone: *shows a picture of cheese*
Cursed Commenter: I sold my family for a cheese factory
i pooped my pants and my mom is coming to whip me
Fun fact: Game developers are the only people who want to fix bugs and not kill them
And then kill or even eat them once they come back to life.
But that's technically getting rid of... bugs... Nevermind.
You forgot people who fall in love with traumatized bug girls.
4:43 Lexi's Reaction is Hilarious xD
Lexi's insults are so unexpected I need a book of all of them so I can deal 69,420 psychological damage in every argument and also so that I can open a book and feel the pain of "THE GUILLOTINE"
"I got both dogs!"
Person: why did you pick both?
The guy: one for my sister the other for me since she wanted to frick the dog too
This is why god gave us corona
YES
I- wha- noo NOO
You'd only need one dog for that silly
I-
0:48 That 4 head of hears is bigger than Jonathan's Body
lmao
Dio no
her forehead be shining bright like a diamond.
7:47 “W-what are you doing step-can **moans**
9:26 HONEY WHERED MAH SHOTGUN
9:30 happy that we all could agree to this. Thank you Lexi for covering cursed comments
9:23
"They need bring back public execution " -the Canadianarab 2020
1:36 that really was in the game :D
her voice is so soothing
Lexi sounds like a very nice person, like an old friend you haven't seen in years, but still enjoys your company
6:16 I can't agree with this. Once you cut out all the plastic there wouldn't actually be much meat
Bow the black ice dragon Oh, yeah... eh, I’m sure it won’t kill me.
5:57 **grabs shovel with vengeful intent**
*grabs lamp with malicious intent*
Awright guys, we've come full circle! Last week she was squee'ing over cute things, now her soul is dying inside her! Good job, Emkay!
10:15
Literally how I feel, (not with avatar, but other cartoons/anime) it’s fine until a family member comes it, then it feels naughty
I like Lexi's voice... she should start a podcast!
*she
but yeah, she should
she*
About what? Honestly curious! 💞💙🖤💙💞
@@TheLexikitty
whatever you want, you lovely and energetic oreo biscuit-
I just really love the energy you radiate, it's so lively and fun-
also, I think your podcast would be really funny! You have a great sense of humor, whenever I watch you, I can't stop laughing!
@@TheLexikitty Please make a podcast even if I will not listen to it
I aspire to be just like Gerri's parents. Especially the mother.
Lexi is my favorite narrator her chaotic energy is just *perfection*
"whuts up sexy I'm Lexi"
My confidence 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
7:18
That actually happened in the Legend of Korra.
(Not the bj part)
I was waiting for someone to bring this up. It was honestly so scary when Zehir did it
Water benders could do something similar
Just stretch the liquids in a human body into all directions
@@dark6.6E-34 Yep! Bloodbending is very disturbing!
Yeah thats bloodbeding, and its horrifying
Yeah ... Happened to korra when she was tight Ng zaheer
omg lexi your my fav emkay redditor and im still trying to come out to my parents i love u so much
6:34 *exists*
Me:sobbing next to dead bodys
8:50 When you take racism to a whole new level
In this case, it is sexism.
@@justsomenessiewithinternet53 sexism = racism but for the sex of a human being so that would mean you can be double racist in a way ._.
Here comes the baby!
Baby: *hits plane and causes it to crush on two towers*
There were two planes. Each one hit one tower. Don't underestimate babies.
If someone smashed my iPhone there spine is going be coming out of here mouth.
Me: uncontrollable wheezing throughout the entire video
Video: 'if you enjoyed anything you saw today I'm genuinely concerned for you'
Me: okay guess it time to go and talk to my therapist
This is the earliest I’ve ever been
and ever will be
Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that the name of the guy who says “bro there is food in your computer” at 9:49 is Asian boi
1:59 I don't have a basement, so I just have to do the killing in masses. Thanos would have been so proud.
9:46 when ur computer runs on cuteness.
1:00 That’s like a Rare insult, best comment, cursed comments, and Roast me all at the same time...
3:41 I don’t blame him for reading bump as blimp, the font does make it look like that XD
Her*
*her
Also, i think she did say she is legally blind?
So i understand the why she read it as blimp not bump
@@allinepalupi6073 reasonable
9:06 I don't want to know what the women might do to her kid if they came out as trans and was born as a female also what the hell u can't just force ur child to transition.
10:34
Uranium fever is spreadin all around
LEXI IS BACK YES
SHE'S MY FAVE
I think her pronouns are she her :D
@@AlexeArt I'mma edit it, ty Smol
@@Lucas17031 ofc!
Surprised that dude didn't come here, but now i feel like i'm gonna jinx it
Yea
I'll never get tired of the way you start the videos!
It always makes me feel a little bit better :>
A moment of silence for the man who sacrificed his sanity to bring us this video...
*woman 😁 just a deeper voice
“What’s up sexy I’m Lexi”
That’s never gets old
I had a really bad morning, I spent 2 hours finding my glasses when it was in my desk drawer then cried for another 20 minutes. Thanks for making me laugh Lexi.
I've been playing so much Among Us lately that I thought the yellow car in the thumbnail was a giant crewmate...
8:08 but theres no skulls in the soul sand just tormented screaming souls
Just another way to say "the ppl in my basement"
9:28 she deleted her whole entire account on Twitter dam
Serves her right
Last time I was this early people thought 2020 will be a good year
Shit
ｗｈｙこゔぃｄ!
こゔぃｄ!
こゔぃｄ!
@@alexa-ng8bx What?
Ok so, here's an alert. There's a political bots all over the place in among us. Switch to European servers in among us to avoid. Or anything else than American servers. Thanks for your time reading this comment.
How can a bot be political? I'm so confused
Is it the red robot that spams the chat telling us to subscribe to a TH-cam channel?
@@PotatoesAreCool_ Bots are coded to say specific things. If you program it to spam either side of the election, you got yourself one hell of an annoying time
Okay thanks!
Me ten seconds later wondering why the people are speaking acid in the Spanish servers:
9:27 get the flamer, we have a heretic to burn.
10:04 theres actually just one picture but its a Woman that holds baby yoda whilst talking to adult yoda so no baby yoda pron, I am happy now
0:02 Good edit!
its really rare to see edits with effects! and when that happens its real good
love the vids!
Same
You didnt listen to the outro, did you?
9:00 somehow reminds me of Nagisa's mother from assassination classroom lol
Sum guy: The baby won't be launched. It's illogical that the car fixes that fast.
Josuke Higashikata: *_Allow me to introduce myself._*
8:45 That sounds like Rip and Tear with extra steps c:
I love when lexi does a vid, when they say "hey sexy" it give me a nice confidence boost, thank you.
"I've been assigned cursed comments"
This means emkay is a large economy
8:56
I believe in god but sometimes i ask on why things like "beating your wife" exist
Now i know
friendly reminder:
bagel donut
Friendly reminder
Lol funny comment
Lol
Thanks for funny
Thanks
What, you expected something funny here?
4:25 fun fact: There's something called hypervitaminosis and taking too many vitamins can actually kill you.
Saw a video about it, a kid died
Guess he yabba dabba didn’t
5:58 Pfft, please, I do that by straining the broth from instant ramen, putting it on a plate, and eat it like spaghetti
8:52
I’m a woman and, we don’t take her.
How dare they corrupt Lexi's wholesome mind
I love it
I would activate step bro mode
When I saw the thumbnail I was thinking "When that baby reaches 88 mph we're gonna see some serious shit"
"I think we just pissed off all the tea drinkers and made all the coffee drinkers very happy"
Me, who likes both tea AND coffee- **Confused Screaming**
[Verse 1]
I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land
I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man
I can't let you pass 'cause you ain't done everything
Bring me those contracts, come on, bring 'em to the king
If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously
No, I cannot you let you pass, don't you mess with me
[Chorus]
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him)
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me!
[Verse 2]
I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say
The Devil has his price and I'll make sure you pay
I don't have time to mess 'round and I hope you will agree
Bring me those contracts, pronto, don't you mess with me
[Chorus]
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him)
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me!
Nice
Ong I just got the joke at 8:21 lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*i don’t know why I have been laughing throughout this entire video*
8:56 yes let’s completely destroy humanity. Sometimes I really lose hope in humans.