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  • @websicles
    @websicles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    MrBeast: I spent 50 hours inside a coffin, go watch!
    Jack: how about.. *50 years?*

    • @thegamingsnail5119
      @thegamingsnail5119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "I just bought this whole retirement home!"

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thegamingsnail5119 someone's about to get their rocks off

    • @christiankopec4608
      @christiankopec4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My grandfather 50 ha what about 70 years

    • @catherinedrapeau9959
      @catherinedrapeau9959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it will happen soon :)

    • @badwalter_
      @badwalter_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Id laugh if you werent a gacha kid

  • @DarkDustie
    @DarkDustie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2940

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He’s the Jack, The snack that smells bacc.

  • @edanlian654
    @edanlian654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    "I spent 50 hours buried alive in a coffin, go watch!"
    Jack: *"* *5* *0* *y* *e* *a* *r* *s* *.* *"*

    • @thegamingsnail5119
      @thegamingsnail5119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      S t o l e n
      C o m m e n t

    • @femnems
      @femnems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thegamingsnail5119
      w h o
      c a r e s

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Aquarius Production2 bruh, why are you so butthurt about someone saying another thing as another person

    • @thevideogamenerd2268
      @thevideogamenerd2268 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegamingsnail5119 and @The Lazy. One s h u t u p

    • @reganmatthews7961
      @reganmatthews7961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@femnems d e f i n a t l y n o t y o u r m o m

  • @Sageofspades
    @Sageofspades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I like how Jack has just accepted the fact people fall asleep to these videos (or just close their eyes)

    • @robloxboxertblocked9636
      @robloxboxertblocked9636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True

    • @mmems30
      @mmems30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm watching this at 12 am
      What would you want me to do

    • @electricay
      @electricay ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok who doesnt.

    • @smileorgobyebye6330
      @smileorgobyebye6330 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too relaxing
      Listening to people talk who caused war crimes and stuff

    • @penguin_reader_yt9510
      @penguin_reader_yt9510 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok but how are his penguin voices so gooood

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    If it ain't sexual or murderous, it's apparently not cursed enough for this subreddit anymore.

    • @possiblymatt7970
      @possiblymatt7970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      uH iTs fUrRy nOt fUrY

    • @jkreindeer564
      @jkreindeer564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well at least the comment up there got more votes then you and where in the fuck are you high

    • @possiblymatt7970
      @possiblymatt7970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jkreindeer564 ?

    • @lazuli1086
      @lazuli1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@possiblymatt7970 furry mc flurry

    • @lazuli1086
      @lazuli1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Delicious

  • @bellhel227
    @bellhel227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3452

    “My teeth are so white they started taking others peoples land” really caught me off guard. I can’t stop laughing-

    • @TDae.
      @TDae. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      my teeth are so black that they are starting to get turned into slaves

    • @bellhel227
      @bellhel227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@TDae. oh my-

    • @jvst_mare7427
      @jvst_mare7427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@TDae. oh god jesus-

    • @brenleigh._.3214
      @brenleigh._.3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@TDae. Me With Yellow Teeth:Tf am I?? A Simpson???

    • @bleenosans3146
      @bleenosans3146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@brenleigh._.3214 me with no teeth:what side am I on

  • @badzombies2003
    @badzombies2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I thought about sperm's behavior in space, and came to the conclusion that, since they are living things, they'll shoot off in the direction you nutted, after which they'll start swimming in random directions before they die of hypothermia. So it's basically like a shotgun blast. It's just my theory, but hopefully someone actually tests this.

    • @matthewhart2488
      @matthewhart2488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why do you think like this

    • @badzombies2003
      @badzombies2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@matthewhart2488 All questions, no matter how weird, must not be left unanswered.

    • @matthewhart2488
      @matthewhart2488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@badzombies2003 well I'm more wondering the thought process behind the question not weather it should be answered or not.

    • @isaiaholaru5013
      @isaiaholaru5013 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@badzombies2003 Correct

    • @pressstart0241
      @pressstart0241 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh how you gonna nut in space

  • @yes-i-am
    @yes-i-am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    2:55 these are called (among other things) 'bass reflexes' or 'ports'. theyre used to equalise the air pressure produced by the sound waves inside the box with the outside. basically the two types of speaker systems are sealed and ported speaker systems, each with its pros and cons. :)

    • @JS-pk8gv
      @JS-pk8gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These are called among us

  • @kronos652
    @kronos652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Fun fact: The hole in the speaker is so that the air behind the speaker driver has somewhere to go when the driver is moving and makes the speakers sound more bassy.

    • @curseds0ldier
      @curseds0ldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Seems like the speaker does not like getting it from the back

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I am in awe that someone actually wrote a fact after "fun fact"

    • @benjaminbarton2629
      @benjaminbarton2629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is correct.

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's the speakers blowhole.

    • @Blo0dyMustard
      @Blo0dyMustard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NotSoCrazyNinja oh so surely it can blow.. nevermind

  • @emeraldtreeboa1226
    @emeraldtreeboa1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    jack: i’m jack, the snack that smiles back
    me eating goldfish:

  • @xPandamon
    @xPandamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Ah, Hand of Blood. Noone knows where he gets the props but it's really cool to see the costumes especially in Hitman where he changes it every time Agent 47 does

  • @The.VampYr
    @The.VampYr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:00 Those holes are called ports and to understand what's going on let's start with the problem of putting a woofer in a box. Pressure. The pressure resisting the movement of the woofer is greater when it is mounted in a box

  • @akish302
    @akish302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    There are two kinds of cursed comments: too obvious and too edgy with no shock value, and subtle ones that make you think that are actually shocking

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I've made countless comment replies over the years about all sorts of things like how to butcher a human, how to store human meat, how to skin a human, the differences between a deer and a human, how to "properly" dispose of a corpse, so on and so forth. Some of the information is genuine, others is total bs that I make sound legit. I have no desire to harm anyone or anything, I just get too curious for my own good and kind of like freaking people out. I can say from experience that bringing up corpse disposal in person really gets most people freaked out.

    • @TDae.
      @TDae. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@NotSoCrazyNinja ye when i bring up how to kill people and stuff people always get all weird like you don't know how to make acid out of hand soap and then melt the bones

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TDae. There are so many ways to take care of the bones. It just depends on how you disposed of the rest of the corpse. If you disposed of it via hog(s), they will get rid of almost everything but the bone and maybe some random bits. Take those and boil them until the meat/etc falls off the bone. Feed the meat to the hog(s) or dispose of it in some other manner. When all you have is bones to take care of, if you have the equipment, you could grind them into bonemeal and apply it to your garden or sell it to some neighbor who loves to garden. Claim it to be from deer or something and that you have already applied enough to your garden or you don't like to garden. It could also be spread over a few acres or more of random woodland or metered into a river, not too much at a time. You could probably rig up a leaf blower using the venturi effect to better disperse the bonemeal, assuming you can grind it to a fine powder or have a leaf blower strong enough to pick up what meal you have.

    • @sanicishere7295
      @sanicishere7295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NotSoCrazyNinja Noted.

  • @jamesevans1176
    @jamesevans1176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Fun fact! Tumors *can" grow teeth, they can also grow other sediment deposits like nails and hair! I can't remember the exact science behind it, I only vaguely covered the subject when I was getting my certifications to be a PCT.

    • @missgolgistain5801
      @missgolgistain5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You mean a teratoma?
      They are the result of pluripotent cells being weird.

    • @cloud1973
      @cloud1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy*

    • @jamesevans1176
      @jamesevans1176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@cloud1973 The human body is a fascinating and disgusting thing

    • @cloud1973
      @cloud1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jamesevans1176 *i want to s c r e e c h*
      Thats honestly such a weird fact and terrifying to know, like, "Oh hey! You have *TEETH IN YOUR TUMOR-"*

    • @moery2435
      @moery2435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wish i had a brain tumour so my brain can just stop so i dont remember this anymore

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "what if your phobia is based on how you died in a past life"
    Me who has a phobia of butterflies : *que*

  • @nightdream6622
    @nightdream6622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Jack the snack the smiles back" Cannibalism as always

  • @friendlyneighborhoodgramma9917
    @friendlyneighborhoodgramma9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    “Your phobias are how you died in your past life.”
    People with Anatidaephobia: *hold on*

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      People with scopophobia: what the!?

    • @TDae.
      @TDae. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i have a fear of cockroaches

    • @oceanlover1705
      @oceanlover1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Λʟκαʟεz lol
      They were bored to death during a speech

    • @R-R3DH34D-X_X
      @R-R3DH34D-X_X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me, who has autophobia: um...

    • @fanofalmosteverything4658
      @fanofalmosteverything4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Is anatidaephobia the fear of death?

  • @sharpcoyote7988
    @sharpcoyote7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Jack
    The snack that smiles back
    He's gonna cut out your spine
    From your back
    I'm bad at poems
    And can rarely rhyme

    • @thetruesopop
      @thetruesopop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jack
      The snack that smiles back.
      We both suck at it.
      Fuck rhymes.

    • @zoegalaxygaming5326
      @zoegalaxygaming5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes.

    • @stormdaboi7080
      @stormdaboi7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jack
      The snack that smiles back
      He's got a knack that can't slack

    • @ajq1635
      @ajq1635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But it works
      From Time to time
      (Better add this)

    • @mariomaniac581
      @mariomaniac581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you said: “He’s gonna cut your spine From your back”
      *I FELT THAT! 😢😭😱🥺😞😫😫😩😰😥😓*

  • @guncake0778
    @guncake0778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    12:50 why...... did that knida sound like.......... Micky.... Mouse?

  • @charlie8779
    @charlie8779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Your phobias are how you died in a past life"
    Me with genophobia: 😃

  • @eye2862
    @eye2862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    I was watching grown up dora and she said 'oh no' as this video popped up💀

  • @HML_Secondary
    @HML_Secondary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "What if your phobias are based of how you died in a past life". Ok so going by that logic, i have arachnophobia and claustrophobia so i was trapped in an enclosed space and was killed by a bunch of venomous spiders. Thanks now i won't be able to sleep.

    • @themadkitkat9302
      @themadkitkat9302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what if you have nrasobphobia?

    • @curseds0ldier
      @curseds0ldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wasn't there also this this fear from long words. How did that happen? Did he get killed by a book?

    • @yoonkookminbtsarmy4948
      @yoonkookminbtsarmy4948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmm I fear loud noises like from fireworks for example I fear spiders, clowns hmm what else really small dark creepy rooms and speaking out loud . Yeah I fear too much to know what happened in my past life.....

    • @curseds0ldier
      @curseds0ldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yoonkookminbtsarmy4948 wow, one of your past lives must have ended with a bang

    • @ryokokereukhuran
      @ryokokereukhuran 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@curseds0ldier For long words it could have been a cult sacrifice, because there are still cults. Someone coulda been chanting some sorta Satanism bullshit and stabbed the person with said phobia to death as a sacrifice to the underworld.

  • @mars5277
    @mars5277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    12:16 this man is actually all better now! He was operated on for several hours and is making a full recovery, in fact, after the surgery, he was able to see his mother's face for the first time in over 10 years. The TH-cam channel the whole video is from is South China Morning Post which does not exclusively cover events in china, but also quite a number of other countries and events gaining traction there or stories that need to be told. Videos always have english wording and subtitles.

  • @xiphactinusaudax1045
    @xiphactinusaudax1045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:51 I've kind of gotten used to this sort of thing, but that Skipper impression is amazing. I mean even if it's not exactly accurate, you eliminated your accent and put emotion into it and that's cool

  • @lainey._.
    @lainey._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    7:10
    Trypophobic people: The holes have come for me

    • @curseds0ldier
      @curseds0ldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No, no, no,
      *I came for the holes*

    • @lainey._.
      @lainey._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Front-facing Phineas Indeed it did, but your profile pic so much worse

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lainey._. Almost as bad as Ninja Phineas wondering what way he is facing.

    • @ThatControlUser
      @ThatControlUser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@curseds0ldier in*

    • @Diablo3364
      @Diablo3364 ปีที่แล้ว

      So I was a character in a final destination movie

  • @sudarshanthehuman772
    @sudarshanthehuman772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    when ur so ealry the kids who bless ur family are still packing their bags

    • @jeremy.90210
      @jeremy.90210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @sudarshanthehuman772
      @sudarshanthehuman772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeremy.90210 are they here yet?

    • @jeremy.90210
      @jeremy.90210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sudarshanthehuman772 nope

    • @sudarshanthehuman772
      @sudarshanthehuman772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremy.90210 k

    • @RhuBin02
      @RhuBin02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anybody reading this comment i wish their family
      SHALL BE SACRIFICED TO SATAN

  • @danielattwood3344
    @danielattwood3344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:19 it's a flashback to the old days of minecraft when enderman had green eyes

  • @carmeltabby
    @carmeltabby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:39 and this is why I don't believe animals should be given human names, especially if you plan to eat them. My father bought a cow named Kimmy but named her calf Tasty cuz that's what she was gonna be.

  • @blazingrosereaper7661
    @blazingrosereaper7661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Here in Germany Handofblood is an absolute legend

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But, as that guy mentioned, he should really stay away from Wolfenstein.

    • @FatherofYoutube
      @FatherofYoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Fun fact: 8+9 is 17

  • @hillkids02
    @hillkids02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “What if your phobias are based how u died in a past life?”
    Me with a phobia of clowns: S T O P

    • @ginamillondaga9598
      @ginamillondaga9598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -Cries in Lepidopterophobia-

    • @Mj-hj3sb
      @Mj-hj3sb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My friend has homophobia
      I'm questioning that accusation

    • @potatogod4510
      @potatogod4510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooh, death by Tricky the clown

    • @hillkids02
      @hillkids02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mj-hj3sb * heavy breathing *

    • @FeathersOnFire
      @FeathersOnFire ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ginamillondaga9598 you died cuz of butterflies/moths?
      Idk

  • @tehdarkswordsman6863
    @tehdarkswordsman6863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Don't worry Jack, I won't leave you.
    In fact, I'm outside your house at this very moment.

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you’ll go up

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like him

    • @princessoftheworld1107
      @princessoftheworld1107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      FBI open up

    • @airacummins5076
      @airacummins5076 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Technically, everyone not in his house, is outside his house

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    A lot of people say "Oh no" when they encounter me deep in the woods

    • @suffermore1576
      @suffermore1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hmmmmmm

    • @rattle9519
      @rattle9519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hi bigfoot

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a bold faced lie. We know you don't encounter allot of people and most of the ones you do, are busy failing to take pictures of you.

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooo.. *pulls out dong and waves it around*

    • @suffermore1576
      @suffermore1576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NotSoCrazyNinja bruhh

  • @CloudMouth27
    @CloudMouth27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "What if your phobias are how you died in your past life"
    I have nyctophobia, trypophobia, and acrophobia
    By that logic, I fell into a very dark 50 ft hole and died

    • @kungjawmin5442
      @kungjawmin5442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In that case, I'll fall from the heaven's.

    • @shipgirllover
      @shipgirllover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scoleciphobia?
      Casadastraphobia?

    • @trixxy8002
      @trixxy8002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I have social phobia. So someone propably killed me. Yikes

    • @voidyt9939
      @voidyt9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Spheksophobia and arachnophobia, so I was stung and then i got bitten by a spider and fucking died

    • @PinkCreeper6969
      @PinkCreeper6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In that case I fell while being bit by a snake and touched by a worm

  • @Alex_Fishman
    @Alex_Fishman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:21 if anyone’s wondering, this man actually has got several operations that went successful, and now he is living with his mother and is running a small shop!

  • @diosdehuecomundo
    @diosdehuecomundo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HandOfBlood actually has an entire room full of costumes and - yes - we also wonder where the hell he got those outfits. He also made a couple sketches to promote games he got sponsored by. And they are GREAT.

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    12:03 I actually watched that video before this. After multiple, difficult operations, the surgeons managed to get him upright. I think he lived like that for 20 years. Amazing story, and you really get the feels when they interview his mother. And his reaction to seeing her for the first time in years...I won't spoil it. ;)

    • @akitchenchaire338
      @akitchenchaire338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ive also seen that video and it was honestly so amazing i’m so happy all the operations went well for him

  • @BlueKatanaWarrior
    @BlueKatanaWarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    After almost three decades, the folded guy received surgery to straighten his spine, so he's okay now.

  • @NeneARZ
    @NeneARZ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks EmKay! I love you guys you have really helped with my sleep =D I have start falling asleep while watching I see this as an absolute win. SO TYSM

  • @Gatoviotas
    @Gatoviotas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:12
    *Kokichi had claustrophobia, remember guys*

  • @IveGotBeef
    @IveGotBeef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:06 as someone who lives in Kosovo, I can confirm that the cat has commited a LOT of war crimes

    • @HydraBrawlStars
      @HydraBrawlStars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What the fuck are you doing with cats down there

    • @monika.alt197
      @monika.alt197 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Косово је Србија

    • @goldngamer1365
      @goldngamer1365 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait how are you still alive... why did you say that now the cat is gonna come after you!!!!!!

    • @reverse9167
      @reverse9167 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seems like I have to inform The BIG CAT about you

    • @IveGotBeef
      @IveGotBeef ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reverse9167 no, NO! not the BIG CAT! anything but that

  • @komrade_8352
    @komrade_8352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    ““your death will not be in vain Chloe.” *starts grilling*” 3:51
    Then you throw the beef on with Chloe

  • @Meme-vt3fc
    @Meme-vt3fc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:32 finally a use of having a sibling

  • @sansd7723
    @sansd7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:36 if you cook it will no longer be in raww

  • @remylabeau5140
    @remylabeau5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:39 I didn’t think it was possible, but a fart joke actually made me laugh. 😅

  • @anxiolf9736
    @anxiolf9736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Title: oh no
    Me seeing emkay upload cursed comments: *oh hell YES*

  • @tylersmith9049
    @tylersmith9049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:58 DON'T FORGET WW2 AND HITLER JOKES

  • @CocoKiki456
    @CocoKiki456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Daddy Dearest: *is dying *
    Boyfriend: * *Aggressive beep boops noises* *

    • @dangagirl77
      @dangagirl77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BoyFriend: *I am not afraid to beep one more time b*tch*

  • @vexxzyi
    @vexxzyi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    7:09
    *”what if your phobias are based of how you died in a past life”*
    Me with trypophobia: *confused screaming*

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did you die in a cheese grater ?

    • @lizziestired
      @lizziestired 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have a phobia of white works ( specifically maggots) how tf did maggots kill me

    • @matthewcron8842
      @matthewcron8842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lizziestired So there was this ancient method of execution was scaphism, where the victim would be fed and covered in milk and honey and than left out tied up between 2 boats to fester. As time went on, insects and other disgusting creatures would come to devour the victim. So it is quite possible that you were tied up, covered in honey, left out in the sun, and had a fly lay it’s eggs in you, only for those to develop into maggots that than ate you inside out.

    • @guacamole585
      @guacamole585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matthewcron8842 I didn’t want that picture in my head

    • @jakoblent4694
      @jakoblent4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matthewcron8842 well it seems like you were the torturer

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:15 PM: How to talk to girls
    7:38 PM: How to unpregnant cousin

    • @karma1507
      @karma1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The FBI agent reading this: *removes shades* 👁️👄👁️

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you skipped a few steps

    • @apexq9386
      @apexq9386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did i skip a page?

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tika Putri no

  • @zapper_mp4
    @zapper_mp4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Friday Night Furneral” caught me off guard the most as someone who adores fnf a ton.

  • @Jam-zr3kr
    @Jam-zr3kr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I spent 50 years buried alive in a coffin”
    Brooo sameeeee

    • @kingcharlesFrench
      @kingcharlesFrench 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You escaped too?

    • @Jam-zr3kr
      @Jam-zr3kr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingcharlesFrench yeah same with my dad

    • @Jam-zr3kr
      @Jam-zr3kr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he did go back in after a while though, have t seen him since

  • @lainey._.
    @lainey._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    1:38
    Get back in your coffin MrBeast, we don't need a zombie apocalypse.
    Not yet at least

    • @Mikewolv007
      @Mikewolv007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did anyone else notice that Lexi said 50 years?

    • @phoenixvanosta8078
      @phoenixvanosta8078 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mikewolv007 no but i did notice Jack saying it 😂

  • @X0x0yanna
    @X0x0yanna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    If my fear is the way I died in my past life then I probably died by falling from a high alone

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can understand why you are scared of tripping out alone, it can be some real existential stuff.

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well... I do believe in reincarnation and I do have memories of what is supposedly my past life, including the death scene. The way I died was via hanging (myself) deep in quiet dark woods. Well, I hate things around my neck (I've learned to control this fear for the most part), I hate when the nature gets quiet, and I HAVE to escape woods before dark. I can't camp in the woods.

    • @linanyanggau781
      @linanyanggau781 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Press 'Y' to same

    • @alexz8903
      @alexz8903 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      mine would probably be jumping off a cliff into water and dying in deep water, since my main fears are heights and water where i cant reach with my leg anymore

  • @justinwilcox2317
    @justinwilcox2317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He should say " Hi, I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back, remember that crack is whack, but let's get back on track ". I took 10 minutes to think of that.

  • @WishyWashyMF
    @WishyWashyMF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Your phobias are how you died in your past life.”
    Me with catoptrophobia: "i knew you could do it, you believed in yourself, and you did it!"

  • @Sturmfischi
    @Sturmfischi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:18 In Germany we say: Ehre Alla!

    • @Costeer_
      @Costeer_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ehre Alla

  • @Alfred-nj1xc
    @Alfred-nj1xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Fun fact: The “Emo vs Goose” video’s title change to “Emo vs duck”

  • @dragonking6639
    @dragonking6639 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is peak emkay content. Has an intro, doesn’t stop abruptly after the posts, and the fanart is at the end of the video, so it doesn’t distract from the content.

  • @johnnyjoestar9504
    @johnnyjoestar9504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:31 I recognize her, it’s Emilia from RE:ZERO for anyone who doesn’t know

  • @thestonemason7413
    @thestonemason7413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    8:29
    Whenever I hear the phrase “Emo Boy” I just think of that furry “Emo Boy” animation meme

    • @Poetic_Raven
      @Poetic_Raven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get reminded of that one edit of Shuichi and Kokichi

  • @remnantoftherational8104
    @remnantoftherational8104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Turn on the stove. Yes

  • @eggmanempireland525
    @eggmanempireland525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:44 has litterlt execly same voice as sonic LMAO İ LOVE İT

  • @joemedlen2924
    @joemedlen2924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    There's a higher chance of a shiny baby if one of the parents is from another region
    It's called Masuda method

  • @M1SSC0RPSE
    @M1SSC0RPSE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Me hearing him pronounce "Kosovo" so wrong:
    Balkan languages are hard for the rest of the world to pronounce right, idk why xD

    • @aleksabanjevic8316
      @aleksabanjevic8316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It made me cringe real hard

    • @oakthestick4265
      @oakthestick4265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m from the Balkans and the moment he mispronounced it I yelled ITS KOSOVO out loud because it made me irritated.

    • @M1SSC0RPSE
      @M1SSC0RPSE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aleksabanjevic8316 I personally rarely cringe but I feel you :D

    • @M1SSC0RPSE
      @M1SSC0RPSE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oakthestick4265 omg yes, I was the same!!

    • @aleksabanjevic8316
      @aleksabanjevic8316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oakthestick4265 we honestly have one of the best systems for reading, one letter=one sound, read it as it is written and write it as it is said

  • @squirrele.1266
    @squirrele.1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:12 Did you just call me a phenomenon of increasingly severe withdrawal symptoms?

  • @abiaxolotlfan6486
    @abiaxolotlfan6486 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this channel, one of my first videos I watched on emkay was me irl

  • @wetcheesestick7478
    @wetcheesestick7478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Day one of random facts- all gold mines had gold in them at one time

  • @nethanieldawson1117
    @nethanieldawson1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:54, just wait till those thoughts become true

  • @savieeveelover3366
    @savieeveelover3366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If my phobias are based on how I died then I died without anyone around me and all by myself with no way to contact anyone

  • @hollowstarfire
    @hollowstarfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:28 don’t worry, after quite a few surgeries this man is now upright again and wants to open a small business to support his mom, who took care of him for many years :)

  • @endgalactronix
    @endgalactronix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Jack: Jack, in the crack that smiles back.
    Me: Jack who's voice is a crack.

    • @ummoyarrah3404
      @ummoyarrah3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:25 ɪᴘʜᴏɴᴇ 12 ᴘʀᴏ ɢ.ɪ.ᴠ.ᴇ.ᴀ.ᴡ.ᴀ.ʏ ʙʏ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ ❤️😘 ..👍 Clickhere : th-cam.com/video/49mwt6s95aY/w-d-xo.html
      !💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね!1万人を超える人が見ていたもん(笑)やっぱり人参最高!まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候1
      1620633992

  • @funnyvideoguy3216
    @funnyvideoguy3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    If there's a phobia of flowers, that could only mean one thing...
    ...FLOWEY IS REAL

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anthophobia

    • @Polska_Edits
      @Polska_Edits 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres a phobia of holes, buttons and pretty much anything

    • @explosion_tsar4449
      @explosion_tsar4449 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      fear of air?

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@explosion_tsar4449 Anemophobia, Ancraophobia, or Aerophobia.

    • @roopabrungi4958
      @roopabrungi4958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a weird fear of stairs... Specifically ones without railings or stairs tht are pressed against a wall...

  • @ama-the-weeb
    @ama-the-weeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:12 this becomes much worse when you realize that Hetalia, SatW, CountryHumans, ect. exist.

  • @reversedream4879
    @reversedream4879 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    my favorite subreddit. perfect

  • @Ifbdndkdjddndn
    @Ifbdndkdjddndn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Holy shit Jack’s deep voice tho 💀

  • @xeogg
    @xeogg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:48
    "Oh hi, Tom!"
    "MOM!?"

  • @lil_dozer
    @lil_dozer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm a danganronpa fan...for context
    spoilers for v3 if you read this
    My 6am alarm is kokichi saying morning sleepy head... 7:18 is when my alarm went off

    • @minty8160
      @minty8160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am also a Danganronpa fan,and I would just like to say *sighs*... oh no.

    • @lil_dozer
      @lil_dozer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@minty8160 I have found another danganronpa fan without being on a danganronpa video...
      I'm so happy rn and idk why
      Also yes *le sigh*

    • @minty8160
      @minty8160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U hyped for Decadence?

    • @lil_dozer
      @lil_dozer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@minty8160 duh, I am soooo ready for it

    • @Poetic_Raven
      @Poetic_Raven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lil_dozer
      Hola fellow Danganronpa fan

  • @therealgaming255
    @therealgaming255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:03 imagine the screaming all glass within a 400 square mile radius would be shattered

  • @eclipseclover1048
    @eclipseclover1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:37 hours XD

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So I did heard that correctly.

  • @ianrennebohm8294
    @ianrennebohm8294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:09 Gettin' freaky on a Friday night ;)

    • @lateraldamage8479
      @lateraldamage8479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      (Go man go-) *Wait a minute*

    • @Theonefromcrk
      @Theonefromcrk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gonna make a mods of this

    • @Theonefromcrk
      @Theonefromcrk ปีที่แล้ว

      @Adam Animatess no

    • @Theonefromcrk
      @Theonefromcrk ปีที่แล้ว

      @Adam Animatess I am horrible...correction,i don't know how to make mods,I said it was a joke

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      such an unexpected but great fnf moment

  • @charleswillhite5375
    @charleswillhite5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Your phobias are how you died in your past life.”
    So, how do you die to get Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Getting hit by a dictionary?

  • @justkay9884
    @justkay9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:55
    Child friendly russian roulette

  • @robertolanzone
    @robertolanzone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:00 - 14:12 That's the fastest I've ever went from being extremely emotional to chuckling to feeling like a horrible person

  • @friendlygamers1743
    @friendlygamers1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me after we get cursed comments for 2 days straight - *SOMEONE, PLEASE. WE NEED LEXI TO NARRATE BLESSED IMAGES OR SOMETHING THE CURSE OF THE COMMENTS IS SPREADING!!!*

  • @screamingcat4365
    @screamingcat4365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I almost laughed out loud, at 12am at the first joke, and after that I kept almost laughing

  • @kaithegamer7934
    @kaithegamer7934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Linda:aww the cats on the stove a little warm spot
    Sam: *Light it, Linda*

  • @Kholanee
    @Kholanee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:29
    Had water in my mouth
    Had*

  • @nahsiongoetre6874
    @nahsiongoetre6874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Anyone else notice as of late on TH-cam how rare it is to have the ability to skip ads???🤔🤔🤔

  • @_agentpotato9684
    @_agentpotato9684 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack pronouncing Kosovo like that is so funny to me

  • @bagelcatinator8243
    @bagelcatinator8243 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sometimes when I’m watching an Emkay video I’ll be halfway through it and then realize I have no idea which subreddit it is

  • @psychopathic_kitten1029
    @psychopathic_kitten1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    CAT WITH THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT GOT ME HELP IM DYING

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:18 me: *eats the carrot because I like carrots* “so what kind of death do I get?”
    Jigsaw: “WHAT THE FUCK!!!???”

    • @chewycornell
      @chewycornell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he pulls out another carrot and eats it with you

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chewycornell wholesome ending

    • @Noah.is.sleepy
      @Noah.is.sleepy ปีที่แล้ว

      Where the fuck??!!

  • @kevinscott7292
    @kevinscott7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE HOLE IS A VENT
    The speaker itself moves like a diaphragm - when it goes backwards, it changes the air pressure in the "box" it's contained in, so designers put a hole there to let the pressure even out. However, if the hole is in the back of the speaker, and you put it right up against the wall, that can screw with the acoustics, so they put it in the front!

  • @effectinclination3232
    @effectinclination3232 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dont worry the cat in the thumbnail is geothermal powered

  • @guywhoateallthepizza1031
    @guywhoateallthepizza1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I feel like this subreddit is slowly becoming just edgy people trying too hard like
    Nice pic of dog this reminds me of the 257 children I have in my basement

    • @curseds0ldier
      @curseds0ldier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice pfp, reminds me of the screaming children in my basement.

    • @johnrykercanete7189
      @johnrykercanete7189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@curseds0ldier nice pfp, reminds me of the time I burned down an orphanage and ate the kids corpses

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think real cursed comments are ones that delve into dark topics that can actually happen or have actually happened. It helps if you seem genuine and not like you are "trying". I've probably showed up in some videos/posts about cursed comments. I comment a lot and sometimes I like to freak people out.

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnrykercanete7189 I like the pfp reminds me how I rickroll my wife off a cliff minus the rick

    • @ozzy_wozzy
      @ozzy_wozzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnrykercanete7189 technoblade be like:

  • @sirenhead3019
    @sirenhead3019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wait one of the comments was "maybe ur phobias are just how you died in a past life" I DIED BY A CATERPILLAR

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **starts emitting a distress signal**

  • @AssaultRider555
    @AssaultRider555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, Jack's narrating is just off the fucking charts. Holy fuck, he's amazing.

  • @vanguardslim777
    @vanguardslim777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That whistling one had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 213 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

    • @harrynoone7013
      @harrynoone7013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many times have you done this

    • @cgillette7385
      @cgillette7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harrynoone7013 at least 213

    • @josh_landi719
      @josh_landi719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      again

    • @Chiswum
      @Chiswum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I support you in your journey.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cgillette7385 on thie channel. 200 more on jakes channel