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I don't wanna sound oblivious but can you or someone tell me what happened to damien or why the person is always changing? I don't mind I'm just curious
@@wilbervalenteg.417 Damien left the channel because it was too much work for him. He has his own channel but I don't know the name. Because of Damien leaving the person who this channel belongs to uploaded a video to hire other readers. That's also why the person always changes, it's just different readers for the same channel. Hope this explains something
13:03 They are called trap jaw spiders and use those arms as an extra mouth. Imagine being its prey. You see the spider but it is kinda far away. You take off and feel safe but then its arms extend and yank you down into its snapping jaws.
Holy crap it’s shadow the youtuber who did a collab with Phil swift and he’s Sonics rival Most importantly you supply me with that sweet lesbian kiss gif
3:51 “Balls deep in a squealing hog”. Hang on a second, they stole that from a Cards Against Humanity card! “Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.”
Day 2 of asking Zach to say "Ow..." Robin: What's up, Buddy? Zach: Man, I'm hurting... I'm hurting Bad. Robin: Where are you hurting. Where's the pain, Chump? Zach: Man, it's here... Right here... Robin: You mean, your back? Zach: Man, yeah... My name is Zach and can you Crack my Back? Robin: Sure thing, Old Pal.
"Please watch you language my son comes on here." 1. Why is she on there? 2. How does she know? Edit: Woah 150 likes im not those people that go "Oh ThatS alOt of LikeS" but this is the highest i've got in a day!
1. probably because the parent is too stupid to say that they can't watch it, and instead, just says "dOn'T sWeAR" 2. probably because it's a helicopter parent
The fact that this video has around 100 comments in around a minute just shows how much we love u damien 💙 god dammit I made a mistake 💀it’s zach isn’t it
Remember that scene in pirates of the caribbean where they flip the ship to get to the other side.. Yeah that didn’t go as planned for me, now i minus 20 people in my friends list..
The "Cops beating the shit out of someone cosplaying as Winnie the Pooh" reminded me of this show I watched as a kid called Red Dwarf. In one episode, wax robots of good and evil historical figures in an amusement park in space went to war. The ruthless evil ones, ruled by Hitler, were kicking the peace loving good ones easily, and often captured and executed the good ones. Among those seen by the main characters was the silly old bear himself, executed by firing squad.
6:42 I have a leopard gecko and they actually do eat their shed. one day they're all white-ish and ashy looking, the next they're bright and vibrant with their colors. There's usually never any trace of the shed skin (you do have to check their little toes to make sure nothing got stuck). There are many theories about why they eat it, the most popular are so predators don't find it and/or bc it has nutritional value. It's really funny to watch though.
I came downstairs to charge my phone at 2%, forgot about it, then started watching Emkay. It died halfway through. So good, I *FORGOT TO CHARGE MY PHONE*
The Piranha yeah I mean he’s had that channel for a while, guess he wanted to grow his own channel rather than earn subscribers for someone else’s channel.
13:07 HandOfBlood is tbh one of the only german youtubers I can watch without cringing. Garman youtube is so annoying thats why im here watching english reddit videos. Ik no one asked for this but I post it anyways
"Forbidden gummy bear....why?"
Because it costs them 0 dollars to say that, and people like free things.
They really do
That was not a baby platypusl
They are really born in eggs look it up
Jupiter river yeah, i think it was an echidna
Jupiter river, actually it doesn’t look like an echidna, it doesn’t look like any real animal at all that tbh
This is a capri sun for the vampires
You stupid man
Cookie Monster is like a titan, he can't even digest the cookies, he's just murdering them.
...
r/cursedcomments
Attack on cookie monster
Edit:thanks for highlighting my comment :D
Kronos/Cronos
it's disappointing to see that the reply section is filled with filthy casuals
7:55
"What did the German's ever do to you?"
"Worst camp experience ever"
Well I did n a z i that one coming
2 things
1. This comment is cursed like this subreddit
2. WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE I LOOK ON TH-cam
That was perfectly orchestrated.
U n o r i g i n a l c o m m e n t
why just why
This made me GASp
5:42 Spider man: I need adult
Those girls: We are adult.
Spider-Man: I need a better adult-
"Aww little baby platypus"
"Forbidden gummy bear"
*"why?"*
Simp
@@megachonkr1392 how am I a simp? I said what he said-
weird memes you don’t even know what that means
patricc cone head ikr
patricc cone head I think that’s what makes you a simp. Idk, I might be wrong.
Boys, Zach is back. Damien has to escape from the basement Robin locked him in.
Yah, Robin put him in the basement, let's go with that.
@ZRRats uh oh
Raid the house
FBI OPEN UP
@@tacoman487 share the loot mate!
4:36 "is there a kinky patch?"
You know how dogs sniff and find a specific area to pee?..... I guess there is one huh?
The “baby platypus” is actually a sculpture, baby platypuses look like adult platypuses except small
Sculpture? Tasted real tho
@@saber-san543 Bro I told you to save some for me 😡
@@Ixe2077 you snooze you lose
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Now it’s a bigger gummy bear
I showed my little brother the huge shotgun i bought yesterday.
It blew his mind.
Big brain move
captain clout not when he’s done
ThegreatestRacer broo...
Did you finish your meal?
I bet after you tested if for him
Day 3 of asking Zach to say "What's good homies, Zach is Back."
Now that he's out of Robin's basement, the grind is back on.
Yes but Robin and Damien are trapped
“You will address me by my husband’s rank.”
“Ok Corpse.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I guess he's a Corpse Husband.
0:38
"I'll take the left, you take tge right"
*_Ding Dongs meet in the middle for a handshake_*
I'm gonna make the pregnancy/ multiple genes one into a novel
I can't wait to read it
I bet it would win Novel of the year
It’ll get the No-vel prize (I hate myself)
:O DO IT
Gonna have a ton of signatures on the back like the constitution.
Cookie monster wouldn't do that omg he's always going on about how you shouldn't eat all the cookies and learn to share
Looks like somebody missed the joke.
ThatOneEmoKid it’s literally a joke dumbass.
@@johnytvhateaccount3323 how does that translate to a joke?
@@thedemonthatchasedyouupyou1747 I've used very heavy sarcasm in my comment
@@MYZS oh. Srry mate. Sarcasm isn't as easy to catch if it's written lol dumbass me.
1:32 How has no one mentioned how crazy this music video was.
me: "i bet i can shoot more of them than you."
friend: "dude, we're in a school.."
me: "that's the point."
*kills every fat kid so this will be a double kill*
I'm not even 10 seconds in and I'm like,
"Pfffffttttt-"
Amirite
I don't wanna sound oblivious but can you or someone tell me what happened to damien or why the person is always changing? I don't mind I'm just curious
@@wilbervalenteg.417 Damien left the channel because it was too much work for him. He has his own channel but I don't know the name. Because of Damien leaving the person who this channel belongs to uploaded a video to hire other readers. That's also why the person always changes, it's just different readers for the same channel.
Hope this explains something
x2
@Racoon sisters the channel name is Damian lee (sorry if I misspelled it)
I wanted to make a dad joke, but they are all...
gone
o
Hi (gone) my name is FBI
Just like all the children in my basement
Chill wait what ?????
I think we should pay you visit 😉😉
I like how almost 60% of the posts are about sex.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
this is why we exist
The other 30% is the nazis
*we don't talk about the 10%*
13:03
They are called trap jaw spiders and use those arms as an extra mouth. Imagine being its prey. You see the spider but it is kinda far away. You take off and feel safe but then its arms extend and yank you down into its snapping jaws.
Technically, no adult is forbidden from eating gummies
This video is not cursed, it’s just from a different perspective
Your local TH-camr o.o
Technically the truth
sun
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The amount of people laughing at this is unnaturally cursed.
0:55
this killed the fuck out of me
5:41 Whoever posted that comment probably thinks that he's a masochist.
Edit: My comment was good enough to get pinned?? Wow! This is a first!
Omg is that Shadow the TH-camr. Omg is Shadow a beauty vlogger now. Omg I don't know what to say.
Holy crap it’s shadow the youtuber who did a collab with Phil swift and he’s Sonics rival
Most importantly you supply me with that sweet lesbian kiss gif
What?! Beauty vlogger?!
@@theflyingsandwich2586 well I have teamed up with Sonic a few times so... Not really his rival, at least since Sonic 06?
Divine Parker bruh i beat my meat to my cat
3:51
“Balls deep in a squealing hog”.
Hang on a second, they stole that from a Cards Against Humanity card!
“Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.”
I had that card
I read this before watching this part and i got so confuzeld
why are we talking about former british PM david cameron
Revan Ruler
Hey! That pig was dead, it’s completely different!
@@sirapple589 riiiiiiight
Day 2 of asking Zach to say "Don't do crack, my name is Zach" in the intro
EnderTeimant this is everything i would want
Day 2 of asking Zach to say "Ow..."
Robin: What's up, Buddy?
Zach: Man, I'm hurting... I'm hurting Bad.
Robin: Where are you hurting. Where's the pain, Chump?
Zach: Man, it's here... Right here...
Robin: You mean, your back?
Zach: Man, yeah... My name is Zach and can you Crack my Back?
Robin: Sure thing, Old Pal.
@@EmKay madlad
Madlad
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Zach and Damien, and let's not forget Jack are stuck in Robin's basement. So that's one person stuck in Robin's basement.
6:48
Why would King Kong need condoms, he can't impregnate Tyrannosaurs.
Instructions unclear: Gummy bear had fillings inside and was extra chewy
NOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOO
You forgot to swollow it all at once didn't you?
WHAT, WHAT THE FU-
@Enrique Villa and leave out the flavor?
2:02 Zach, you pronounced “sigil” as “seagull,” when it’s actually pronounced “sidgell.”
Nobody gives a ####
And let’s not forget coroner at 12:10
Remember when Organization XIII could track Sora because he was wearing the recusant’s seagull?
@@linearmetroidvania888 yo i remember playing as sora and roxas
These videos are the only thing keeping me sane
7:11 [rumplestiltskin has entered the chat]
omg once apon a time
"Please watch you language my son comes on here."
1. Why is she on there?
2. How does she know?
Edit: Woah 150 likes im not those people that go "Oh ThatS alOt of LikeS" but this is the highest i've got in a day!
it's him. ''Daughter'' ''Son''.
Hello kira
Killer Queen already touched the like button
1. probably because the parent is too stupid to say that they can't watch it, and instead, just says "dOn'T sWeAR"
2. probably because it's a helicopter parent
She watches it with him.
People says these are cursed comments but I don’t see a witch so it’s technically these are just weirdly horrible comments
*sigh* I GUESS!
r/cursedcomments
Zion Fleming r/technicallythetruth
FUUUUUUUU
Lol, imma post this on reddit
1:42
Tod Smith: Wait Shampoo can be used in 5 different ways
Me a man of culture: It always has been
This guy is really out here trying to hide his depression with an Annoying Orange laugh, sad but true...
Berry And Platypus: Exist
God:
*I'M GONNA DO WHAT IS CONSIDERED A PRO GAMER MOVE*
Has it occurred to you guys that three of the four big members of the Meme Team have hosted for EmKay now?
"The forbidden gummy bear"
I'd eat it just throw in some of Gramps ashes
Baby platypus looks like one of those little gremlins you don't feed after midnight
This vid has been out for 40sec and there's already 15 comments
Not good enough!! Faster!!! Engage!!!! A comment a second and we'll do a duet with you!!!!!
@@EmKay Deal
Emkay!!! You're my favorite youtuber!!
Why, why did I say crunchy immediately after I saw the thumbnail?
How would people know what ya dirty mind thought of ??
You have great potential.
Because you are the Chosen One. Robin will climb out of your phone screen at the witching hour and give you your next directive. Be ready.
Ironically the TOP comment in that post said “crunchy”
Hilarious asf thanks for this
Good to see ya back bro
3:43 that one was so brutal God cut off my internet before the rest was finished
The fact that this video has around 100 comments in around a minute just shows how much we love u damien 💙 god dammit I made a mistake 💀it’s zach isn’t it
If only you watched the job hiring video.
Zach
@DHR go to his channel
*alright who's gonna tell him?*
Its not Damien you brain dead bag of cheese
This is why i love r/Cursedcomments
I like this fast format :D
0:00
Phinias: Hey, wheres Perry?
Me: On nom no- *wait what?*
_why_
Just why...
r/why...justwhy
You have absorbed the powers of the forbidden gummy bear.
Starting of horrible ending horrible. At least we have some consistency.
A heart from Robin. Finally life has meaning
5:55 Oh... That's why Pugsley looks more normal than the other guys in the family.
3:57
Red squirels EAT EGGS and litle BIRDS... There is a high chance that she stole that nest..
zack is the best emkay cast ever, still miss damien, rest in peace damien's commentary
7:51 from the get go I knew something is wrong.
Your backkkkk! I missed you
Remember that scene in pirates of the caribbean where they flip the ship to get to the other side..
Yeah that didn’t go as planned for me, now i minus 20 people in my friends list..
wait a seccond...
*THE KING HAS RETURNED*
"You will adjust me by my husband's rank" *petty officer second class*
Found the dependapotamous!
1:14 that string had me laughing my ass off
1:44 Hitler wanted into an art school in Vienna (I'm not sure if it was Vienna) and they said no. So he grew up to have a mustache and a bad attitude
11:55 I guess Rick and Morty passed through there 🤷♀️
Can’t believe people would even consider eating Perry😔
I Love How Calmly He Says "Why" At The Start
2:05 this is a great vid it’s called “revenge is not the way of the Jedi” go to the vid and read comments it’s legendary
Does anyone else wish they had his energy
I love it
Perhaps
Fr
@@HamMan218 bruhaps
Me: *sees **13:11*
Me,a german and HandOfBlood fan: *proud german noises*
Yay i found an other german!
same
Ehre!
Hallo
2:33 yep it's worth it until Dimitri comes out with pickaxes
The "Cops beating the shit out of someone cosplaying as Winnie the Pooh" reminded me of this show I watched as a kid called Red Dwarf. In one episode, wax robots of good and evil historical figures in an amusement park in space went to war. The ruthless evil ones, ruled by Hitler, were kicking the peace loving good ones easily, and often captured and executed the good ones. Among those seen by the main characters was the silly old bear himself, executed by firing squad.
Why do Zach and Damien sound almost exactly the same?
they're related...
They are the same person
Makes lots of sense, actually.
Same guy
what if they are one immortal being in this world
TH-camr: * Posts vid *
Anybody: FIRST
First reply
yeah
first
lmao i didnt say first when i got first
3:25 Someone’s got to flip the burgers
6:42
I have a leopard gecko and they actually do eat their shed. one day they're all white-ish and ashy looking, the next they're bright and vibrant with their colors. There's usually never any trace of the shed skin (you do have to check their little toes to make sure nothing got stuck). There are many theories about why they eat it, the most popular are so predators don't find it and/or bc it has nutritional value. It's really funny to watch though.
0:02
Well atleast it's forbidden
My eyes are *cursed* with blindness after watching these comments
Every single time I’m having a bad day I just search cursed comments and I have a laugh
Yay Zach is back
Not going to the toilet until robin say "im robin, i love bird seeds" Day 16
That "forbidden gummy bear" looks cute i wanna hug it
m u n c h
Amandarama literally crying irl
Same and also cool profile picture xd
Dxnt Ask thank u it is tomura and i love him
@@palameno I know I love mha im waiting for seasom 5 to come out cause I cant read the magas UwU
Awww that frog making a peace sign is adorable!
If anyone is genuinely curious about what geckos do with their shedded skin, they eat it.
0:21 I'll keep that in mind
Emkay: censors the word p*rn
Also Emkay: doesn’t censor the words “censored hentai creampie”
Die House playing in the background made me smile
The baby platypus looks like what some cartoon company would make a baby platypus look like.
5:19 why i was thinking the same lol
you know what animes the eyes are from tho?
please don't eat it, "it" is my little brother and he's going to be an agent
Okay he will just be desert. You will be the main meal
@Flammable Flame 505 Eli Lackey I expected more for cursed comments, you have failed
I came downstairs to charge my phone at 2%, forgot about it, then started watching Emkay. It died halfway through. So good, I *FORGOT TO CHARGE MY PHONE*
The way he said “why” in the beginning amazing
0:32 this is a actual review
No lie when i heard zack i was like OMG DAMIENS BACK😂😂
I’ve been asking on lots of recent videos, I didn’t watch EmKay for like a week, and when I return, Damien is in none of the videos. What happened?
@@krypto78 i am pretty sure he quit because he has his on youtube channel
The Piranha yeah I mean he’s had that channel for a while, guess he wanted to grow his own channel rather than earn subscribers for someone else’s channel.
Finally zach is back !!! :D
Zach's "why" is on a different level
Fun fact: no one cares if you are first 😀
:) 👍
First
Fun fact: some people do care
True True
your gosh darn right about that
5:50
Germans: *w o t*
ZACH!
oh god, my favourite boi is back, quarantine just got a whole lot better
Welcome back zach!
11:15 Technically speaking they are the fleshlight of the sea, as dolphins use dead fish for self pleasure
Josiah Sepulveda unlesss you went to sea world
I- oh my how do I unread that
Uhm , *how do I unread a sentence???*
Tihi
13:07 HandOfBlood is tbh one of the only german youtubers I can watch without cringing. Garman youtube is so annoying thats why im here watching english reddit videos.
Ik no one asked for this but I post it anyways
Yeah it is tbh
That Scream powered microwave would be so efficient, when the screaming stops your meal is done.
Day 1 of asking zach to say " welcome back, dont do crack, my name is zach" in the intro