Are u sure einstein said that lol Edit: this comment was a joke I knew Einstein obviously said this one of his best known quotes next to "never take replying seriously"
"Don't go into the van" Kid napper: hey kid I got candy in the van wants some? Kid: ew not the good stuff Kid napper: fine you can have some crack and weed if you come Kid: heck yeah!
Bruh every time I watch Thoughty2 I always think “Oh hey it’s off-brand Freddie Mercury” My mom loves queen and I showed her the channel and told her that
2:55 that would actually make a very good plot for A horror short some snob teenage girl shoplifts and unbeknownst to her the owner of the shop is like a witch or something and at the end you see people admiring the manikin and then it cuts the inside the manikin where she’s screaming “help help why can no one hear me!” That would be bone chilling
I watch these videos for inspiration. I then use this power when the children on discord (mostly my brother) make the horrible decision to drag me into a conversation.
@@zooom-rk2vy its fun, I get to see shapes I never seen before, and there's this super thin guy who said he began it all (I think all I heard was beep boop)
Please can someone explain I'm confused is this a joke that I'm to dumb to understand maybe your trying to make him look like a girl is he transgender or please someone help
@@Will-ql6di no no no i didn't its very easy to understand but the people in these comments are confusing me i knew she was transgender but these god damn comments anyways thanks for letting me know
Hey, Lexi! I just wanted to say that I really love you. Personally, I found you really wholesome and just awesome in general. I hope you'll have an amazing life to come being who you truly are! (I'm also very proud of you for openly expressing yourself, have some gurl love
Man, finally an EmKay video that actually has the freaking thumbnail content on it! i have been waiting for when they realize it's about time to stop baiting us or some weird shit
1:52 hey thats the guy who banned me I messaged him and didn't listen to what he said I deserved it anyway it was 2 years ago when I was new to discord... I'm totally over it heh heh
8:49 I stupidly decided to see what that was, as no one in the comments where saying what it was. I was on our family computer, it did not open on incognito
Hey, That's Goku's line. "These poor girls can't even afford clothes"
Oh yeah, when he was reading master roshi’s dirty magazines
This made me smile. DON'T TELL NO ONE!!
Damn it Gohan Wrong Time!
@@songohan3321 It's a good thing you became a wingman when Chichi and Goku performed the Goten construction.
holy shit it is i didnt even notice
So, is it like a requirement that your name rhymes with something to work for Emkay?
Hey, It's Jack, I just smoked crack
R/cursedComments
I'm posting it on r/emkay!
@@MoonLight6531 that made me laugh way too much
@@supersillysammy272can I be in the screenshot?
people who voice over things: I’m sick so sorry if I sound different
their voice: *being the exact same*
Here's a comment
Here's another comment
Here is a third comment
Omg?!!?!
Could it be???
THE LEGENDARY FOURTH COMMENT!!!!!
The 6th comment
I didn't even notice lexi's voice change honestly.
What voice change?
I want the skin
Para N. Oid I dunno know
I think we've been fooled by Aschmuck
Honestly, she has the best voice, sick or not.
“What up sexy I’m Lexi”
NiCe rhYMe
Nice
Nice
No.
Nice
@@ditto2382, Nice
Cursed comments make me laugh every time.
same
Honestly, cursed comments r like food, not everyone gets it
Same
True
Same here
“Better to poop in the sink then sink in the poop”-Albert Einstein
Are u sure einstein said that lol
Edit: this comment was a joke I knew Einstein obviously said this one of his best known quotes next to "never take replying seriously"
I thought that that was from Anne Frank's diary.
Such poetry
@@thymepilot3563 nah it was actually Abraham Lincoln
Buckling up is totes yeet yo, but unbuckling will totes yeet you- Confucius
I love Lexi so much 😍 especially when she gets excited about things and gets all squeaky, she's just adorable.
*Adorable*
She really is
*obligatory transphobic comment which starts an unending amount of replies*
@@zizthefirst you're transphobic?
@Manifest Shadow1 No
"Don't go into the van"
Kid napper: hey kid I got candy in the van wants some?
Kid: ew not the good stuff
Kid napper: fine you can have some crack and weed if you come
Kid: heck yeah!
Hey chara how u doin
Noice
The best thing is that they agree to it because they think it will make them look cool.
Did you know that carrot
Funny 😐
Snex is my new favourite word.
"Hey what's for breakfast"
"Some snex"
Why is this funny
sorry
snex secretly means
*snake sex*
@@literalfeline wut, do snakes even have penises?
"So, did you bring protection?"
"No but I've got this"
*whips out snek*
Police: *starts shooting"
*effectively block all bullets with snek*
Immortal dead boi they have two 💀💀. It’s called a hemipenis, it’s great
"Wonder what that bar of deodorant would taste like?"
It makes you mouth dry and taste like worse McDonald's sprite
*Impossible*
How do you say that with such certainty
Yeah, McDonald’s sprite tastes much better than deodorant.
Soaps have different flavors too. I haven't tried deodorant yet
Thumbnail really made me think Thoughty2 was reading cursed comments.
Bruh every time I watch Thoughty2 I always think “Oh hey it’s off-brand Freddie Mercury”
My mom loves queen and I showed her the channel and told her that
Lexi: *is sick*
Everyone: CoRoNa ViRuS???!?!
I hope she doesnt get the 'rona
@Rain she*
Hello brother
Scammer: Calles me
Me: Welcome to Pete's Pizzeria and Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sause!
How can we help you sir?
Scammer: hangs up
"Welcome to Lola's lube! Is your minge dryer than Ghandi's sandal? With our help it'll be wetter than a fish shop!"
i got called sexy by a youtuber who totally doesnt even know i exist >w< this is my peak
“Oh that’s terrible! Oh noooo...” * whining and whimpering * *WHOLESOMENESS ENSUES*
Lexi is entirely too pure for this subreddit and the world in general
I'm not convinced that it was not the comments demanding this combo of vid and narrator
Lexi's insults deal more psychological damage than a tank round to the face
6:31
Instructions unclear, now wanted in over 20 states.
For once TH-cam's notifications are accurate and not hours late
Nope
Mine are sometimes days late
Mines a day late
"I could have made smores"
This, this is why Lexi is my favorite.
Fun fact about lexi: she loves pink starbursts, and pledges her allegiance to the pink starburst family
So it's a girl or a guy?
Girl
Silver Chariot Over Heaven Cant argue with ya
@@floridiancrocodile8794 bruh hes a girl
Matthew Ensor Excuse me?
Hes?
Girl?
I said she?
Dude get your facts right
When you think about it, r/CursedComments is just r/Hmm and r/DarkJokes combined
0:42 sounds like something I would do
wait-
hol up-
You launch nukes? Pathetic, I eat them, it tastes... Nice
🛑
(Now imagine the sign blue, and me holding it and VIOLENTLY Shaking it)
@@iainmacdonald7684 *:| you ok*
2:39 - That' just hurts. Hurts.
My sides hurt from laughing too hard.
Ur mum luvs my stds
0:30
Lexie: oh god it’s happening. Everybody stay calm. STAY FUCKING CALM!!
3:30
Julius Ceasar and The Romans pin The Gauls down from all sides at Alesia
hello there
I am Caesar
And I hate you
Varro and Paullos are brutally taken from all sides by Hannibal barca and his Spanish and Celtic friends
*I'm so early the bots are still here*
How....
Lol
Q: What is green and has yellow wheels?
A: Grass…..I lied about the wheels!
Comment has been reported
@Dylan Manese Oh sorry i forgot to call upon him to do that... I am so sorry for what is about to happen my dear
Can we just ignore the fact that Lexi did a pretty good job do Gordon Ramsay impression
Poor Lexi. She's too wholesome for this.
6:20 _BABY BULLET_
Yess
"What's up sexy I'm lexi"
Hey lexi I'm dad
Lexi if we’re being honest I feel like you have the energy of a hyper active chihuahua and I love it.
8:16 Fitler, feel the burn!
“Those poor girls cant even afford to wear clothes.”
Whose gonna tell him?
This was wholesome, you can’t change my mind and I won’t challenge you to do so
Cheez it box
I was just scrolling through Cursed Comments :)
8:22 fun fact. The first ever family guy cutaway gag was a Hitler joke
Pretty sure it was one about Hitler at the gym
3:39 so that's how Lester gets rid of your wanted level
im here for the trans queen love you my bean
Wait, Lexi is trans? :O
Why does it matter so much to you guys?
@@ianhamilton9600 I never knew
@@iactuallydiedbutibribedgod2249 fair enough I guess
@@ianhamilton9600 it doesnt
in fact, it makes her ever better
Lexi is my favorite narrator because they just makes me smile
2:55 that would actually make a very good plot for A horror short some snob teenage girl shoplifts and unbeknownst to her the owner of the shop is like a witch or something and at the end you see people admiring the manikin and then it cuts the inside the manikin where she’s screaming “help help why can no one hear me!” That would be bone chilling
Someone asked me if I wanted to have a hot dog.
I said sure.
And that, kids, is how your dog died.
I thought this was gonna lead into an adult thing with the "hot dog" part.
Oh, of course not. That’s for the cemetery
OH NO-
@Yokshee
Oh *_YES._*
"Both of you have problems I don't have time to fix." Intrusive thoughts gang rise up.
omg Lexi giving me a free confidence boost for no reason T^T
How did Lexi not notice the amount of “notes” at 3:44
I watch these videos for inspiration. I then use this power when the children on discord (mostly my brother) make the horrible decision to drag me into a conversation.
CallMeCarson? Ah I always love an unexpected crossover on EmKay
I see you commenting on Mr. Beat, Drew Durnil, RLL, etc. You are a person of great taste!
Server: Steve has joined the game
@@steveminecraft3321 Hello Steve! How fun is it to be in Smash?
@@zooom-rk2vy its fun, I get to see shapes I never seen before, and there's this super thin guy who said he began it all (I think all I heard was beep boop)
@@steveminecraft3321 Super thin? What did he look like?
Lexi is so funny, she is the best narrator ever
I thought it was a dude
@@daltonamerson6117 she's trans, she mentioned it in the latest thanks i hate it posts vid.
@@Keksinen I'm wondering if she was born a girl or a dude 🤷
@@daltonamerson6117 im guessing she was born male but no idea
@@oldaccount315 what's mtf
5:10 time to start the song
Roberts got a quick hand
I like how lexi slowly descended into madness
Lexi's wholesome self just makes this subreddit 10x more funnier.
9:01 that praying mantis is HUGE
Say goodbye to that kid
5:51 +1 to dead bodies in the basement
I love r/cursedcomments - it's like looking inside my head from the outside.
4:22 I have a deep hatred for the emoji on the right
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
: ] I like this more
@@XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX It looks better on Samsung than on Apple.
😁
Wait not thoughty2... Man he looks like hes high as a kite
“Hey sexy, I’m Lexi!” it always just makes me smile when they say that
Lol 5 years ago there was deodorant on the floor and I thought it was Oreo creme so I ate it and it doesn’t taste nice 😀
That smiley face looks full of pain
She’s back boys hell yeah
Yay
@@FrizellaTheBee yay indeed
Lexi in s deep voice: HI
Me: it's Lexi cat
Finally, my favorite narrator going through my favorite subreddit. Thank you
Lexi's lil "Yehaawww!" 's so cute
4:27 i literally thought this 30 mins ago while I was in the shower
1:14
Me: do not touch the pink light saber
7 year old me: OK why?
Me: just don't
4:37 I was drinking orange juice and split out my drink when I hear that
History just repeats it self
6:50 if it doesn’t fit, you must acquit!
I look forward to more Lexi reading Cursedcomments, best sub-reddit ever
I love Lexi lol. She's so nice and wholesome.
It's a he
@@eoin6429Shes trans
@@eoin6429 they'rr a female
@@eoin6429 sis is trans. She still has a dude like voice because.. yeah logic
@@davve23 EWWW
Lexi is too innocent and wholesome for this disgusting world, and we don't deserve a guy like him.❤️❤️❤️
yeah she's just so pure n amazing💕
oh n Lexi is a girl lol
She's actually a girl but yeah! I completely agree!
Please can someone explain I'm confused is this a joke that I'm to dumb to understand maybe your trying to make him look like a girl is he transgender or please someone help
@@theballzeateralternativeac3668 She is a trans woman. What's hard to understand?
@@Will-ql6di no no no i didn't its very easy to understand but the people in these comments are confusing me i knew she was transgender but these god damn comments anyways thanks for letting me know
7:05: GOD DAMMIT, CARL!
5:44
Important question
Before or after
0:40
* Approximately one minute later *
*Moon Lord has awoken!*
3:56 he a little confused but he got the spirit
7:55
Child in the front seat makes accident
Accident in the back seat makes a child!
0:01 *Hey, Thoughty2 here.!*
Doesn’t he say “42 here” in his videos?
@@fitnesswithsteve you do realize the joke with his name right?
It never doesn't put a smile on my face whenever she says "hey sexy, I'm lexi"
This is why I love this subreddit
1:02
Me: Welp time to Sacrifice my Deodorant to Remus
8:30: God dammit, Carl! You ruined my fracking life!
6:42 why did they combine 3 different social medias together Twitter, ifunny, and Reddit?
Hope you get better soon. Stay safe, man
I could recognize that mustache among a million others, thoughytwo always rocking his stache
5:40 Be like: SWEET HOME ALABAMAAAAAAa
4:54 he just told every man alive to seek medical attention.
*SHE
Hey, Lexi!
I just wanted to say that I really love you.
Personally, I found you really wholesome and just awesome in general.
I hope you'll have an amazing life to come being who you truly are!
(I'm also very proud of you for openly expressing yourself, have some gurl love
Amen
this is one wholesome message
Man, finally an EmKay video that actually has the freaking thumbnail content on it! i have been waiting for when they realize it's about time to stop baiting us or some weird shit
"how long does deodorant last you? Usually 2 or 3 bites"
Remus Sanders; *has entered the chat*
when youre so early you dont know what to say
Pickle
2:08 petition for dr.doofenshmirtz to build this
Bro the first guy is a streight legend.
1:52 hey thats the guy who banned me
I messaged him and didn't listen to what he said I deserved it anyway it was 2 years ago when I was new to discord... I'm totally over it heh heh
If you remember it 2 years later, you aren't over it
@@name-uh5ee You can still remember shit from years ago, but have no regrets or negative feelings towards it.
@@name-uh5ee that's the joke
When will r/blursedcomments come again? I need to A C S E N D
Lexi did nothing to deserve having to read cursed comments with that wholesome soul of hers
I've always loved this subreddit.
"dammit carl"
me: paul? is that you?
8:59 tennis racket
And a flame thrower for the mantis
I was confused about the thoughty2 thumbnail, but the first clip gave me context
8:49 I stupidly decided to see what that was, as no one in the comments where saying what it was. I was on our family computer, it did not open on incognito
Oh, oh no