when L'neta tampered with the book, I found her just wanting to be nice and affectionate was so nice. L'neta, in my opinion, is much more kind even if she gives us "less" than Estir.
I would legitimately date Ln'eta, she is such a sweetheart. As for Estir, I would love to have her as a friend, she is both cultured and unhinged, the best combination out there! But I wouldn't want to date her, she is a bit too extra for that.
@@zarfa-de1266 but...but, how do I pronounce it!?! Edit: thank you all who have informed me how to pronounce it but I'd like to say that was part of the joke
♥️🌺 May God be our friend and open the way of light to our hearts, amen. When we look in the mirror, we see that we are made of flesh and blood. This power that created us will resurrect us. Let's be friends of God so that we will not be in a difficult situation on the day of reckoning. Because God loves us very much, God is a friend to everyone, and he expects us to be friends with him, amen.♥️🌺
@@sydneyjarmon3489 ♥️🌺 May God be our friend and open the way of light to our hearts, amen. When we look in the mirror, we see that we are made of flesh and blood. This power that created us will resurrect us. Let's be friends of God so that we will not be in a difficult situation on the day of reckoning. Because God loves us very much, God is a friend to everyone, and he expects us to be friends with him, amen.♥️🌺
The line "If you keep a dream going on forever, it has to become a nightmare eventually. Or worse, it becomes reality" is entirely too deep to have come from a dating sim where you try to kiss eldritch gods
@@anzuaoix honestly, the part that kills me most at the end of that scene, when ln'eta drew Darling so she was able to remember him, she didnt draw him as her perfect boyfriend with the tentacles and hand mouth. She drew him as he was when they met. She chose to remember him as he was, rather than who he came to be for her.
according to this if a dream that goes on forever can theoretically become reality and yesterday i dreamed about having a Lego Saul Goodman minifigure if i don't wake up it will eventually get real thus allowing me to own a Lego Saul Goodman minifigure
*Mark washes his face. Now, instead of bloody, empty eye sockets and an abyssal countenance, he bears no skin on the lower half of his head and there is thick, meaty blood oozing down his arms as he examines his new- or perhaps old- face.* Markiplier: Thaaat's better.
Hi Mark! I'm the voice of Estir~ I had so much fun working on this game and I really enjoyed watching your playthrough and hearing you voice the MC dialogue! I hope you had a great time. Thank you so much for playing~!
You did phenomenally. Honestly, the recitals were so much fun, and you delivered them perfectly. To be honest, while I prefer Ly'nta, I could listen to the recitals all day.
More like "I love the kind of women that can just mentally and physically torture me in a hellscape beyond reality, time, and space until the last vestiges of light has left the universe and the only things certain are pain, anguish, insanity, and smooches."
The Worcestershire test had me in stitches, and by that logic it makes me think that the Welsh and the Gaelic were the first to make contact with the eldritch gods, 'cause seriously, what even.
I like how the main character is afraid of a girl with a spell book but once he finds out that the girl is actually a god that can do anything she wishes the main character calms down
I am still so stunned that Mark played this and has now heard me cry! Thank you so much for playing!! - The VA of Ln’eta ALSO YES MARK IS A LN’ETA FAN WOOO!!!!
Your voice acting is so incredible! I want to be a VA someday and watching this video has reminded me it's possible Sorry, that's sappy, I'm just impressed!
@@the-annoyinator yes out of the 1.3 million people who have watched this so far you're the ONLY ONE who found that funny. Guess you're just quirky and different. Congrats.
@26:56 "For grammy Rhok'zan, it's actually a requirement that you start a big family, or you get excommunicated from her following." THAT'S THE GIRL FROM THE SEQUEL!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark is true chaos, which makes this game particularly good since it's clearly made for a chaotic audience like him and is written to perfectly match that energy. I've never seen Mark vibe with a game so much before.
I was drinking when Ln'eta was talking about Estir of boyfriends stealing, and I immediately choke. The guilt of two timing Ln'eta and Estir get to me.
Why not just tell her? "Hey L'neta, I met your sister and she's already forced me into a relationship with her, also she threatened me into pledging devotion to her instead of you, so, help?" L'neta would probably go after Estir, not you.
I wish that was an option bc I'm genuinely curious how it could go if you were loyal to L'neta, but I also understand that the character is meant to be a smooch-obsessed dumbass with tunnel vision and he doesn't even seem to have realised that life as he knows it is over from the moment he summons L'neta, still thinking about keeping his job and all. His priorities seem to go "smooches", "survival", then "not losing his income", and he's brazen enough to risk angering the King in Yellow over the creampuff thing, so it makes sense that he'd toe the line like that in the hopes of potentially smooching both of them more
As Michaela Laws, the voice of L'neta, says in her playthrough, "He has brain size of walnut." He wants to smooch both and will do what it takes to get smooches from both and stay alive. ..though that last part always fails, and he ends up dying no matter which route he takes. 😆
@@aquamarie3117 I also just had another thought about it. Estir could potentially fire back that Dearest/Darling accepted the switch in devotion by asking to smooch Estir twice. I don't think that would go well for Dearest/Darling. 😆 And it's all good. TH-cam has been hiding a lot of uploads from me unless I look for them myself, so I figure it's a glitch in the system.
13:15 god this is amazing he anticipated the line with his actual stupidity and when the double smooch came up he literally screamed yes like he just won a world tournament its fucking amazing
I fucking die laughing every time. There are 3 parts in this video that make me laugh no matter how much I hear them 1: "Worstecire sauce" (can't spell it. I can say it tho) "So you're an eldritch god disguised as a human!" 2: "YES! ...Sorry... I got excited..." 3: Mark's reaction to ripping off the mask
Marks sass makes every video better, but it works especially well in this game, since the main character is pretty much Markiplier in a different universe
It would have been great to see his reaction to the "Terrible End" he sped through. That dialogue is arguably just as hilarious as the marriage ending, & I think Mark would have loved the MC's reasoning & the consequences it has for Estir.
@@ghostgaming3509 Right?? The first chapter was a little on edge, but she's more invested in the MC in the 2nd! Kinda cool to think about with a good game like this.
@@xcell_r4thr87 in some pantheons, it's more that you're attempting to replace them 🙃 Actually that's true for reality today too, kinda, with "empires chosen by the gods" structures and all that... and I forget if Pharohs were considered gods themselves for Egypt.
"Now that I think about it wasn't that other girl dressed in yellow?" Again, Mark has predicted the lore successfully. This is why we don't underestimate the holy power of the Markimoo.
♥️🌺 May God be our friend and open the way of light to our hearts, amen. When we look in the mirror, we see that we are made of flesh and blood. This power that created us will resurrect us. Let's be friends of God so that we will not be in a difficult situation on the day of reckoning. Because God loves us very much, God is a friend to everyone, and he expects us to be friends with him, amen.♥️🌺
@@rumblingstation3440 ♥️🌺 May God be our friend and open the way of light to our hearts, amen. When we look in the mirror, we see that we are made of flesh and blood. This power that created us will resurrect us. Let's be friends of God so that we will not be in a difficult situation on the day of reckoning. Because God loves us very much, God is a friend to everyone, and he expects us to be friends with him, amen.♥️🌺
It pained me to see him skip through the dialogue, and even 0.25x speed was too fast to catch most of it even after pausing and pressing play in as fast succession as I could manage twice in a row ;-;
That was legitimately one of the few times I've ever sobbed over a game's ending. Usually, I feel sad, but not "grab the tissues and a carton of chocolate ice cream" sobbing. But that ending legitimately hurt.
why do I feel like this game was made SPECIFICALLY for Mark. every joke or every thought he has the dialog does it too. its like the guy IS mark. I love it Edit: 1.4k likes O_o guys calm down xD thanks a lot tho
@@cezar6411 The main character actually has brown hair; it changes color according to which chapter he plays. So first chapter it was Pink, and this chapter was blonde, the next chapter would be blue.
It's funny that when they were saying the Marriage bit, I was already thinking about it. Catering to someone's whim, kissing the floor she walks on, servitude and never be free again for the rest of your life. That's marriage for sure.
The fact that the mc looks exactly the same in Ln'eta's drawing as he does in the marriage scene to Estir after Ln'eta sadly tells him he should "open the window, maybe let in some light" 😭
All the same, I do wonder why they didn't just use Cthylla, who's apparently Cthulhu's daughter and shares his features. And I'm sure that if anyone digs deep enough, they'll probably find that Hastur also has a canonical female counterpart of some kind. Funny to think that Lovecraft anticipated folks would use his monsters for shit like this a century later...
@@justpoetics5510 Cthylla is a later addition to the mythos added long after Lovecraft's death.. She also has a much less interesting story, simply existing to give a 2nd birth to Cthulhu in the distant future once he meets a predicted death. I know nothing of a female counterpart of Hastur. In the end though, even if they had used her and just threw out her old story entirely for a new one, people would see her as female Cthulhu anyway since Ctyhlla is much less known and heavily resembles her dad.
I have seriously never seen a game protagonist who Mark was so in-sync with that he’s practically just playing himself. Including the fan games where he IS playing himself! XD
I put the video on .25x speed and paused it a lot, trying my best to read and get the idea and Mark would really love that ending because holy crap that’s the Chad move to end all Chad moves Eren Jaeger’s got nothing on Darling/Dearest when it comes to wiping out humanity 😂
minus the absolute destruction of reality and ripping off parts of your skin while being force fed an unknown kind of "food", yea she's pretty wholesome
If you think about it she pretty much wife material besides the fact shes a eldtritch god that can turn you insane Especially at the ending of ch2 where she didnt want darling to go and for the dream to end Shes insanely sweet
Okay, it's a really minor detail, but I'm super impressed with the fact that they applied dynamic lighting to the mouse pointer/hand when holding it to the sun outside during golden hour
Huh, Markiplier being on the same wavelength as a game character whom is willing to be the eldritch god equivalent of stepped on is not actually that surprising…
“Even now that’s really all you can think about?” Well as they say: if you’ve already eaten the poison you might as well lick your plate. And I plan on getting every morsel
You’re such a troll i forgot how much fun dating sims and they’re silly environments are. The soda sip when lneta exclaimed thats her sister 😭😭 classic
when Ln'eta said darling exists because shes dreaming of him is perhaps the sweetest yet most horrifying thing i have ever heard. like a fear swoon.
Bots 😔
Bots 😔
bots📸
Markiplier is garbage
My content is way better!
@@luciomainbtw7064 my content does not exist, so it is objectively best LMFAO. No but seriously, fuck the bots
Missy: "I can be rather.... demanding."
Mark: "I can be rather.......... supplying."
He should of just spammed Estir 1000000 times and see if there is any ending for that.
ECONOMY!
@@theasigamer1617 tttt. M
And then Grind
"can we.... equilibrium? 😘"
“Curves that you can LITERALLY get lost in” - I love this sentence.
Markiplier is garbage
My content is way better!
@@rumblingstation3440 cap
@@ddan1998 atleast it isnt "markiplier's niece burns in hell"
@@RodinsTheBanger Been doing my part and reporting all the posts.
Got to appreciate a well used ‘Literally’
when L'neta tampered with the book, I found her just wanting to be nice and affectionate was so nice. L'neta, in my opinion, is much more kind even if she gives us "less" than Estir.
@Ross With No Sauce YESSS
RIGHT?!
I would legitimately date Ln'eta, she is such a sweetheart. As for Estir, I would love to have her as a friend, she is both cultured and unhinged, the best combination out there! But I wouldn't want to date her, she is a bit too extra for that.
What?
Quality over quantity
Mark: "Guys i'm not a masochist"
Also mark: *Same wavelength with character who wants to be stepped on by eldritch gods*
Markiplier is garbage
My content is way better!
What's a masochist
@@adrianvilaga1102 someone that likes being hurt physically or mentally (mainly in a sexual way)
@@adrianvilaga1102 Someone that has a YT channel called "Markiplier"
@@creepypeep6837 what
Aww Ln'eta desperately wanting to stay asleep so she could be with darling a little longer was genuinely adorable.
yes ln'eta is best girl
It made me cry
@Beast v2🔥 bot
@@henrydonne9340
Same. ;-;
@Beast v2🔥 degenerate bot moment
I love the gag that whoever can say “Worcestershire sauce” Is immediately a being beyond mortality
@@zarfa-de1266 but...but, how do I pronounce it!?!
Edit: thank you all who have informed me how to pronounce it but I'd like to say that was part of the joke
@Kavetion sike
@Kavetion Wow another professor in looser
@@Cam-Corder waterme- warfsta- worsteshish- whatever sauce i can't even spell it
@Blue 🔥 wow we found the biggest loser here
"Comedy is merely tragedy from far enough away"
spitting facts today
Hey that sounds like charlie chaplin's quote
New favorite quote
Same the other way around, if you’re far enough away
Glados' words, tragedy + time = comedy
I mean shes not wrong, in my german class Komödie was classified as tragedies with good endings
I can't get over the fact that the main character has Mark's *exact* personality, right down to Mark anticipating his lines.
it’s so funny when he says something and the mc repeats it😭
Markiplier is garbage
My content is way better!
@@rumblingstation3440 Of course you are champ! Now who wants their sippy cup?
♥️🌺
May God be our friend and open the way of light to our hearts, amen. When we look in the mirror, we see that we are made of flesh and blood. This power that created us will resurrect us. Let's be friends of God so that we will not be in a difficult situation on the day of reckoning. Because God loves us very much, God is a friend to everyone, and he expects us to be friends with him, amen.♥️🌺
@@sydneyjarmon3489 ♥️🌺
May God be our friend and open the way of light to our hearts, amen. When we look in the mirror, we see that we are made of flesh and blood. This power that created us will resurrect us. Let's be friends of God so that we will not be in a difficult situation on the day of reckoning. Because God loves us very much, God is a friend to everyone, and he expects us to be friends with him, amen.♥️🌺
That Ln'eta one was actually so fucking wholesome, how she wanted to just stay asleep for him. HOyl shit I was actually feeling so bad for her lmfao.
Ln'eta is the best girl confirmed
Is this a dream or coma for the man walking in a nightmares of others
samee
the voice acting was actually tearful like, I am so not the type for these date novel types but holy shit she actually sounded torn apart...
im not crying, your crying
The line "If you keep a dream going on forever, it has to become a nightmare eventually. Or worse, it becomes reality" is entirely too deep to have come from a dating sim where you try to kiss eldritch gods
“What comes after today?”
“Tomorrow, silly!”
has me SOBBING, it has no right to come from a game like this 😭
@@anzuaoix honestly, the part that kills me most at the end of that scene, when ln'eta drew Darling so she was able to remember him, she didnt draw him as her perfect boyfriend with the tentacles and hand mouth. She drew him as he was when they met. She chose to remember him as he was, rather than who he came to be for her.
The whole breakup with lneta ending actually made me sad :(
Damn, got me tearing up over here, certainly didn’t expect that.
according to this if a dream that goes on forever can theoretically become reality and yesterday i dreamed about having a Lego Saul Goodman minifigure if i don't wake up it will eventually get real thus allowing me to own a Lego Saul Goodman minifigure
"Thank you, thank you! You're all too kind!"
"No one is clapping."
Wouldn't be a markiplier video without a touch of sass, would it?
When mark yelled "YES" when the cultist guy reminded estir that she had to give 2 smooches i laughed so hard that i summoned 23 eldritch gods
Damn, 46 smooches
Try to triple the smooches so you get 69 😏😏
27 left to go
at that point you just summoned an eldritch harem
13:12 :]
Estirs face on the "He was serious ending"
I can't... that was the hardest i laughed in a while.
It was a galaxy brain play from D.
SAME
Adorable and hilarious
like she can see things we can’t comprehend and even this is out of her reach of being understandable😂
FR SHE WAS ALL “How did I even get to this point?”
Darling is the personification of “Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit.”
@@rumblingstation3440 *My
@Zenith chill dude, that right there is a bot
@@DamienRoyan you know why they call bots, bots?
Because bots are are like flies they need to die
@@DamienRoyan you know why they call bots, bots?
Because bots are are like flies they need to die
The truth hath been spoken
*Mark washes his face. Now, instead of bloody, empty eye sockets and an abyssal countenance, he bears no skin on the lower half of his head and there is thick, meaty blood oozing down his arms as he examines his new- or perhaps old- face.*
Markiplier: Thaaat's better.
The fact that Darling literally attracts elderich goddesses is hilarious
@卐-soundcity-卐 we‘ve got a professor in stupid.
@@Suo_kongque Some people are just the worst. I know it's a bot but that doesn't excuse anything
When he's taking to estir, his name his dearest, because that's what she calls him. When he's alone, its just 'me'
@Don't read profile photo ok
@卐-soundcity-卐 Shut
Hi Mark! I'm the voice of Estir~ I had so much fun working on this game and I really enjoyed watching your playthrough and hearing you voice the MC dialogue! I hope you had a great time. Thank you so much for playing~!
You did phenomenally. Honestly, the recitals were so much fun, and you delivered them perfectly. To be honest, while I prefer Ly'nta, I could listen to the recitals all day.
^+
Fantastic work, and I'm happy that it seems both Mark and Manly enjoyed your work, because I did.
Wow! Really?!?! YOUR VOICE ACTING WAS SO GOOOOODDDDD!!!!
How did you pronounce Worcestershire Sause
"3D women are fine, but fourth dimensional girls with non-euclidean geometry are smokin' hot!" This chad is beyond any of us!
now there's two comments
@The brokepokegangsters•2y ago 707 likes and 3 comments ima fix dat real quick
Can someone get the door for me? My hands are full with this sandwich party tray.
5 comments and 894 likes I am going to fix that
I need to take some notes from that dude. How can we compare to that guy
Can we appreciate Mark absolutely going off on the acting scenes?
Absolutely.
Dude he was so into that play it was awesome
Ln’eta is ridiculously wholesome in this chapter. It’s not even a competition for best girl
The pink drawings and writing were too cute man
Plus she extra-wide load thicc, Estir/Missy just can't compete.
Da hell it ain't! Don't talk about her Majesty like that!
agreed
also can we talk about how our main character is mega simp
The moment Markiplier sips on his soda after finding out Estir is Ln’eta’s sister is so funny
Whats the timestamp for it?
@@prestonlong33 It happens at 25:09
He's all like "This is tea" 𓆏
I got to stop reading comments before finishing the video. Spoilers man
@@starfallentertainment9131 Just like an eldridge horror you can never forget what you have just experienced
This main character is literally the definition of
*“I love the kind of women that can just actually kill me”*
More like "I love the kind of women that can just mentally and physically torture me in a hellscape beyond reality, time, and space until the last vestiges of light has left the universe and the only things certain are pain, anguish, insanity, and smooches."
@@maddoxio "Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I'm a real FREAK"
@@wlt3585 "Oh you a freak freak!"
Markiplier is garbage
My content is way better!
Honestly I feel the same way. Something about them is so ho- I mean terrifying 😅
I admire the protagonist's dedication, man is willing to sacrifice his sanity, destroy the world and go through hellish torment just to get a kiss
And we argue in the last night cooking :/
3 kisses
That's just called being a man
"they've got curves I literally can get lost in." that's not the worst pickup line i've ever heard.
Only gonna work on girls that are in a higher dimension than you.
well it's honest, Missy and Darling have known each other so just sharing what they dig in girls isn't the weirdest thing to do in a relationship.
It's actually a really good pickup line though-
Bro am I the only one who thinks he’s right by saying that
i wann get lost in your tendrils bb girl 🦑
Mark: "You promised to double the smooches."
The character: "You have to give me two smooches."
Mark: "YAASSS!!!"
Just the static of his reaction makes me laugh so much 😂
They’re literally the same character
I kid you not, even I screamed in sync with them
Think we all joined in with the YAAAASSSSSS!
That marriage ending was hilarious, totally unaffected and she went along and got married to him still confused the whole way
YES i was looking for someone else talking about this it is SO FUNNY
the look on her face is priceless
presumably in an earth church and the like. imagine marrying an outer God in a fucking church
The fact that it says ((he was serious)) had me dying ngl
That's a funny ending cuz she be like "wtf-"
L'neta: loves the player and will destroy eternity
Estir: Will hypnotize the player and force them as a servant
Mark: Smooch
I'm only 14 minutes in, but can we just appreciate the fact that mark GENUINELY got excited when his character demanded double the smooches
Yes
I'm still dying over the fact we got memed by a god (the peasant to rich meme to be precise)
I accidentally disliked your comment, don’t worry I fixed my mistake
Yea that was funny ash
@@Themeatballyousee whats your pfp from? Looks cool.
The Worcestershire test had me in stitches, and by that logic it makes me think that the Welsh and the Gaelic were the first to make contact with the eldritch gods, 'cause seriously, what even.
Especially the Welsh
@@MrChaoticreign Lovecraft is positively vibrating in his grave
To be fair, that would explain a number of things.
OH MY GOD JACKSEPTICEYE IS A ELDRITCH GOD THEN
By that logic, Polish too.
I like how the main character is afraid of a girl with a spell book but once he finds out that the girl is actually a god that can do anything she wishes the main character calms down
He’s already met one, and she’s as adorable as a primordial star.
hey, stalkers can be scarier than the elder Gods!!
@@karak962 what about stalker elder gods
@@user-xm6wg1lc5w guess you win some you lose some 😪💔
12:56 the excitement in his “YYYYYYES” absolutely killed me
I am still so stunned that Mark played this and has now heard me cry! Thank you so much for playing!! - The VA of Ln’eta
ALSO YES MARK IS A LN’ETA FAN WOOO!!!!
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT HAD TO BE YOU I KNEEEEEEW IT
Your voice acting is so incredible! I want to be a VA someday and watching this video has reminded me it's possible
Sorry, that's sappy, I'm just impressed!
Who couldn’t be a Ln’eta fan!
You rock it! I couldn't stop thinking about how the voice actresses were so talented
Yo, this is really cool!!! You doing this and getting a party of this is great, also ln'eta all the way
Edit: excuse me I have HOW MANY LIKES
The way mark screamed "YES" when the main character demanded for a douple is so relatable XD
Mood.
Mood
Mood
Mood.
Mood.
Mark: *finds it kinky to be stepped on by an eldritch god*
Also Mark: "I'm not a masochist."
Lady Dimitrescu: Ahem!
Honestly they sound more like edldedlded kinky demons
@@Gustavo-po9bd what's esledldel?
@@jennifervan75 Humans can't spell edlaekkejdw sauce
He just want to know how it would feel 😌
This game feels like a fever dream when you remember parts of it
Same bro, same!
I swear, Darling is absolutely gonna end up being the 51st eldritch god, purely out of lust for all of the other eldritch gods
But what ifs there’s a male eldritch god
Not that’s there’s anything wrong with that tho
@@YourFavouriteInternetGuy kiss the homies goodnight
Slaneesh?
I'm quite sure he'd be the god of smooches
"Becoming a god by kissing all of them" sounds like something that could very easily happen in ancient Greece...
This probably has to do with being dumped, but hearing Lyn’etta crying about how she wanted to stay with Darling really got me balling
Same
Mark is my inspiration, my parents said if I get 100k subscribers they'd definitely buy me a better camera for recording..
。、
Some great voice acting with her, I actually felt bad
Really? Wow I guess I'm the only one who found it a bit funny
@@the-annoyinator yes out of the 1.3 million people who have watched this so far you're the ONLY ONE who found that funny. Guess you're just quirky and different. Congrats.
"Is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?"
I'm gonna start using that line.
It's from a show
Ahhhh Horrible Histories
It's a reference to Horrible Histories
"What colour is your bugatti" is still the better line for when you wish to flex 😂
@@yellow_flash813 backfires easily if you don’t own a bugatti yourself 💀💀💀
@26:56 "For grammy Rhok'zan, it's actually a requirement that you start a big family, or you get excommunicated from her following." THAT'S THE GIRL FROM THE SEQUEL!!!!!!!!!!!
Actual lore! Wow!
yeah IK
some mad foreshadowing
This series is stupidly good
Prequel, apparently
and the irony that rhokzan fell in love with a girl who is asexual instead xD
L'neta: I can't stand that prissy little, boyfriend stealing--
Mark: *drinking intensifies*
fun fact i slurped tea at the same time he slurped his juice lmao
@@nehaarikad4066 juice Tea bros
@@nehaarikad4066 what kind of tea
I don’t remember writing this well I might need to get that checked
@@thrumwolf9583 *the good kind*
I can't believe I'm having so much satisfaction watching Mark playing a dating simulator with eldritch octopus creatures.
Eldritch octopus DRAGON creatures
@@floricel_112 Eldritch octopus DRAGON royalty and godlike creatures
And hopefully, sassy h o r r i f y i n g cat aunties
He's gonna enjoy what the secret route brings, I can already tell
It’s funny how Jack is playing a game about the hunt, the fear of blood and fights against eldritch horrors… and here’s Mark trying to date them lmao
Mark is true chaos, which makes this game particularly good since it's clearly made for a chaotic audience like him and is written to perfectly match that energy. I've never seen Mark vibe with a game so much before.
maybe mark could give jack a few tips
You just said the differences between Mark and Jack in that sentence
I was drinking when Ln'eta was talking about Estir of boyfriends stealing, and I immediately choke. The guilt of two timing Ln'eta and Estir get to me.
Fuck Estir, all my homies hate Estir
Why not just tell her? "Hey L'neta, I met your sister and she's already forced me into a relationship with her, also she threatened me into pledging devotion to her instead of you, so, help?" L'neta would probably go after Estir, not you.
..... I now wish this was a route you could take.....
I wish that was an option bc I'm genuinely curious how it could go if you were loyal to L'neta, but I also understand that the character is meant to be a smooch-obsessed dumbass with tunnel vision and he doesn't even seem to have realised that life as he knows it is over from the moment he summons L'neta, still thinking about keeping his job and all. His priorities seem to go "smooches", "survival", then "not losing his income", and he's brazen enough to risk angering the King in Yellow over the creampuff thing, so it makes sense that he'd toe the line like that in the hopes of potentially smooching both of them more
As Michaela Laws, the voice of L'neta, says in her playthrough, "He has brain size of walnut." He wants to smooch both and will do what it takes to get smooches from both and stay alive. ..though that last part always fails, and he ends up dying no matter which route he takes. 😆
@@sunshinegamer1981 not sure why i didnt see your comment in my notifications, but that's awesome
@@aquamarie3117 I also just had another thought about it. Estir could potentially fire back that Dearest/Darling accepted the switch in devotion by asking to smooch Estir twice. I don't think that would go well for Dearest/Darling. 😆 And it's all good. TH-cam has been hiding a lot of uploads from me unless I look for them myself, so I figure it's a glitch in the system.
the "dont forget him" ending is so wholesome i literally died
I see what you did there
So did Darling
In that ending tbh I teared up, very wholesome
@@abhishekrajesh2300 no ✋😭
Ln'eta: "Ughh, I can't stand that *boyfriend stealing--"*
Mark: _(Visible fear)_
Ln'eta: "Darling, what's that on your forehead?"
Mark: _!!! Terror_
25:00
*Metal Gear SFX*
*Boss music starts playing, health bar shows up in the wall*
Just put doom music over it then it’s more terrifying
this game is surprisingly entertaining, i wish all dating sims had this level of horror
Aight bet.
My mans never heard of ddlc
Anything with women in it meets this level of horror
@@Chilldude-zh1ltdawg😂
@@Simplydeath336dude, who hurt you?😂
The Ln’eta endings we’ve seen are pretty heartbreaking, while the Estir ones were hilarious. Amazing
damn bro now i gotta prove u wrong too or else everyone gonna think im a joker
“ You can’t be serious “
He was seriously serious
The marriage one please I'm still laughing 😂💀
comedy and tragedy!
Markiplier: “A fertility god you say.”
Game: “Don’t you dare cheat mister.”
Markiplier: 😐
Lmao
@Beast v2🔥 no one asked
Yeah no one asked
@@demoknight1951 don't give those trolls/bots attention,it only fuels them. Report them instead
@@sunlightshadow013 aye that’ll do
13:15 god this is amazing he anticipated the line with his actual stupidity and when the double smooch came up he literally screamed yes like he just won a world tournament its fucking amazing
Yeah I bust out laughing lmao rofl
I fucking die laughing every time. There are 3 parts in this video that make me laugh no matter how much I hear them
1: "Worstecire sauce" (can't spell it. I can say it tho)
"So you're an eldritch god disguised as a human!"
2: "YES! ...Sorry... I got excited..."
3: Mark's reaction to ripping off the mask
Marks sass makes every video better, but it works especially well in this game, since the main character is pretty much Markiplier in a different universe
The "He was serious" gave me a good chuckle, wasn't expecting that tbh
The King knight white ending was hilarious.
I love her shocked facial expression.
Absolutely great. And her "eh? Eh?! EHH?!" expression! **chef's kiss**
She looks like she has the surprised Pikachu face.
Mark screaming "THE MAILMAN!'" when Ln'eta asked about the lipstick mark got me dead.
My chrome crashed at the exact moment after he said that...
@@dlihcd.nargsnamesiw3782 did you have 2 tabs open?
@@Yungkingcool what? why are you asking me that kind of question? no, only using 1 tab.
@@Yungkingcool 💀 if your computer crashes with 2 tabs open, it's time for an upgrade
It would have been great to see his reaction to the "Terrible End" he sped through. That dialogue is arguably just as hilarious as the marriage ending, & I think Mark would have loved the MC's reasoning & the consequences it has for Estir.
31:07 "NOPEEKINGBYEILOVEYOU~"
That was kind of adorable, even if she CAN end realities.
Markiplier is garbage
My content is way better!
i think her personality in general has a cutsie way about it
@@ghostgaming3509 Right?? The first chapter was a little on edge, but she's more invested in the MC in the 2nd! Kinda cool to think about with a good game like this.
"What is a king to a god?"
"What is a god, to a non-believer???"
*gets destroyed instantly*
Pretty accurate here too, honestly
“What is a king to a jester?”
“A target”
In a world where they are real... not believing is just being in denial XD
me doing the same joke sooner and getting less likes be like: *Suprised pikachu face*
Well if a God is real and you still don't believe in them you're just asking to get whooped
@@xcell_r4thr87 in some pantheons, it's more that you're attempting to replace them 🙃
Actually that's true for reality today too, kinda, with "empires chosen by the gods" structures and all that... and I forget if Pharohs were considered gods themselves for Egypt.
I like how Mark's curiosity gets himself in some of the worst interactions possible.
@@wonderland7855 bro it's just a bot, report them
43:08, (spoiler i guess) it just dawned on me that she's talking about Auntie Nyan Nyan, i though she was just being weird for no reason
Mark: “No way. You promised to double it- *YES!* Sorry… got excited…”
God I love mark
Time stamp?
Here Brotha Take This
Item Unlocked 13:09
@@_TheCursedOne_ thank you brotha I shall be forever in your debt
"Now that I think about it wasn't that other girl dressed in yellow?"
Again, Mark has predicted the lore successfully.
This is why we don't underestimate the holy power of the Markimoo.
Markiplier is garbage
My content is way better!
♥️🌺
May God be our friend and open the way of light to our hearts, amen. When we look in the mirror, we see that we are made of flesh and blood. This power that created us will resurrect us. Let's be friends of God so that we will not be in a difficult situation on the day of reckoning. Because God loves us very much, God is a friend to everyone, and he expects us to be friends with him, amen.♥️🌺
@@rumblingstation3440 ♥️🌺
May God be our friend and open the way of light to our hearts, amen. When we look in the mirror, we see that we are made of flesh and blood. This power that created us will resurrect us. Let's be friends of God so that we will not be in a difficult situation on the day of reckoning. Because God loves us very much, God is a friend to everyone, and he expects us to be friends with him, amen.♥️🌺
@@rumblingstation3440 normally i would say "shut up you garbage" but you're a blastoise soooooooooooooooooooooo
It’s actually so hilarious that nobody in the comments are even mentioning Estir, that’s just how amazing Ln’eta is.
Yes cuz Estir is mmmmmmmmm mid
Oh here, i actually had fun with her, but TEAM LN'ETA STILL!
@Kelly Hart plus the plays were kinda boring to watch compared to the rituals in my opinion >:p
Estirs trash & ln'eta isn't, so no wonder right?
Tsundere you see them once, you seen it all
Mark NEEDS to make an audiobook, him reading the scenes was excellent
I just realized that Estir's eyepatch switches eyes when she's angry.
Yeah! I think she only seems to have one eye in all of her sprites, iirc.
@@kinoko6096 except for the "true form" sprites, those technically have two eyes (even though one is in the shadow of her mask)
Mark please redo the “You’ve met a terrible end” ending, the dialogue is pretty damn funny.
Markiplier is garbage
My content is way better!
It pained me to see him skip through the dialogue, and even 0.25x speed was too fast to catch most of it even after pausing and pressing play in as fast succession as I could manage twice in a row ;-;
@@sillypplproductions2 if you use , and . you can go frame by frame and read all of it. also its incredibly hilarious
@@davidfernelz mobile :(
@@sillypplproductions2 if youre on a computer, you can use the comma and period keys to go frame by frame. i was able to read it :D
Ln'eta crying about wanting to stay with Darling for ever:
Me, crying too: FUCK, IT'S A SAD ENDING-
Aw FUCK, now I'M crying TOO
*sobs profusely*
*sobs confusingly*
*Sobs plainly*
*sobs painfully*
That was legitimately one of the few times I've ever sobbed over a game's ending. Usually, I feel sad, but not "grab the tissues and a carton of chocolate ice cream" sobbing. But that ending legitimately hurt.
the fact tht lneta's sketch of Darling is unbelievably accurate to markiplier's face is incredible
This game is literally the incarnation of every gamers thoughts during a dating sim and I love it.
Idk when it happened, but throughout the years I’ve been watching mark, his intros have slowly gotten more and more chaotic.
@KelvinBB shut up bot
@KelvinBB the BB in your username stands for "Bitch Boy"
@卐-soundcity-卐 I can guarantee Mark is not black lmao
@@oliwiawiszka9901 It's a bot. Just report and forget
Erotic*
why do I feel like this game was made SPECIFICALLY for Mark.
every joke or every thought he has the dialog does it too.
its like the guy IS mark.
I love it
Edit: 1.4k likes O_o
guys calm down xD thanks a lot tho
69 likes nice
*cough cough* Dream Daddy *cough cough*
The main character also kinda looks like mark
Only difference is he's blonde
@@cezar6411 he's not. He becomes blond after being kissed by estir.
@@cezar6411 The main character actually has brown hair; it changes color according to which chapter he plays.
So first chapter it was Pink, and this chapter was blonde, the next chapter would be blue.
Leave it to Mark to break the universe accidentally from doing playing the game wrong
The Markiplier classic, breaking games wherever he goes.
Her utter confusion at the wedding is amazing. Ln'eta is still the best though. Why is this game genuinely good? And the voice-acting is amazing!!
The "wait, what? How did this happen?" was brilliant, but yeah, nobody better than suddenly-suprisingly-wholesome Ln'eta.
It's funny that when they were saying the Marriage bit, I was already thinking about it. Catering to someone's whim, kissing the floor she walks on, servitude and never be free again for the rest of your life. That's marriage for sure.
She is beauty
She is grace
She wrapped her tentacles around Marks face.
Dang, Wilbur soot lyrics have gotten strange lately
She is beauty
She is grace
Her tentacles strangled Mark's mace
Ngl that sounds like the pepperman strikes with lyrics
and she is a..... "king"...... it's a tra*kha*
to try and get most sponsors, to try and get most sponsors XD
The fact that the mc looks exactly the same in Ln'eta's drawing as he does in the marriage scene to Estir after Ln'eta sadly tells him he should "open the window, maybe let in some light" 😭
Fun fact, the king in Yellow is Cthulhu's enemy. Not arch enemies, like Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep, but great enemies.
does Ln'eta even exist in the Cthulhu cannon or was it just made up by the devs?
@@anxious3 *YES*
@@anxious3
Ln'eta is literally a genderswapped Cthulhu. So techincally yes. Just like Estur is a genderswapped Hasthur.
All the same, I do wonder why they didn't just use Cthylla, who's apparently Cthulhu's daughter and shares his features. And I'm sure that if anyone digs deep enough, they'll probably find that Hastur also has a canonical female counterpart of some kind. Funny to think that Lovecraft anticipated folks would use his monsters for shit like this a century later...
@@justpoetics5510
Cthylla is a later addition to the mythos added long after Lovecraft's death.. She also has a much less interesting story, simply existing to give a 2nd birth to Cthulhu in the distant future once he meets a predicted death. I know nothing of a female counterpart of Hastur. In the end though, even if they had used her and just threw out her old story entirely for a new one, people would see her as female Cthulhu anyway since Ctyhlla is much less known and heavily resembles her dad.
I'ma just say it, Ln'eta is 100% worth ending reality to smooch.
yes
I second this notion
I third this notion
I fourth this notion
I fifth this notion
Ln'eta: "Darling, what's that on your forehead?..."
Mark: "...my love, sweetie, sweetie pie, pumpkin, sweetheart..."
*Boss music plays*
MC hit a red speech check
IT WAS A MAILMAN
Squid face , tentacle nice person
52:42 I don't think I've ever seen Mark gag from a video game before.
It's amazing how a game like this can have so much love put into it.
I see the Yellow King. Your Highness. *bows*
Hi yellow i love your vids
Blood, sweat, and tears, one might say 🧐
And lust.
@Kavetion bro cmon just stop its not funny man
Mark: there's gotta be a way to get them both
L'netta and Estir: *murder intensifies*
Markiplier is a Harem protagonist
What part
I have seriously never seen a game protagonist who Mark was so in-sync with that he’s practically just playing himself. Including the fan games where he IS playing himself! XD
22:17 quality over quantity my dear boy, l'neta is a woman, estir is a fussy little girl.
TRUE
I like to image while Mark is acting, Ln'eta is just standing in the shower wondering what the hell is going on outside
Darling will have a gigantic gaping gash in his gut long before the final pledge starts and Ln'eta will look at it and say "hm, must've been the wind"
you like to imagine her in the shower??? :flushed:
@@DaKingKayden you cant do that here
@@boop7784 whos says that? i wanna see the eldritch god coochie
@@DaKingKayden who wouldnt? But the ":flushed:" thing ya did doesnt work here
Though Ln'Eta is straight up s-tier waifu, that marriage ending with Estir was cute as hell ngl.
69 likes noice
if not octopus that would be true
Love how confused she looks, lol
@@scheelesgreen4788 nah the gold lady is just annoying
@@Ant-ct4qk yes
Unironically, the Golden King's stage dialog is so good. The rhyming is so good.
It is. I come back just to listen to it
Reminds me of edgar allen poe
I thought it was taken from the actual play though
I’m pretty sure that’s the real king in yellow writing she’s based on
No slow the fuck down you think the audience is supposed to have subtitles? She's reading it as if commas don't exist in this reality
1:18:05 are we not gonna talk about how cute this picture was?
You should actually read the “terrible end” ending, it’s really funny.
I put the video on .25x speed and paused it a lot, trying my best to read and get the idea and Mark would really love that ending because holy crap that’s the Chad move to end all Chad moves
Eren Jaeger’s got nothing on Darling/Dearest when it comes to wiping out humanity 😂
Do any of yall have a timestamp?
@@fumeister0992 1:18:42
This one, right?
Yeah, you need to go frame by frame, but it's all there.
Period and comma on keyboard.
"You're not getting any smooches."
"Izzat right? _Carcosa grvamasta, fdthgnana s'd i'agn!"_
"Stop, you fool! You'll destroy everything!"
"Don't care lmao"
Darlings game is so out of this world that he's attracting eldrich gods like a magnet
Mark: "I'm more of a Lt'ani guy if i'm being honest"
Ln'eta: 👁👄👁
👁🐙👁
@@angelinac3724 LMAO
👁 👅 👁 👍
LaTanya
Just wait till he gets to auntie nyan nyan
How is no one losing it at “ put my face be-twixed your hips” Jesus mark
Considering that's VERY close to an actual Shakespeare quote
From Hamlet
While discussing Fate/Lady Luck
"Or even Betwixt her favors."
Ln'eta's ending where she was crying for him not to end the dream actually made me cry
Get a life. 🤣
@@jameswent48 I’ll take yours.
@@jameswent48 damn the cool guy is here
no because i literally called my girlfriend sobbing
@@jameswent48You should take your own advice neckbeard- LMAO! 😃
Ln'eta is honestly the most wholesome character I've seen in a while, she's so sweet- ^///^
minus the absolute destruction of reality and ripping off parts of your skin while being force fed an unknown kind of "food", yea she's pretty wholesome
until she destroys your sanity and the rest of creation
If you think about it she pretty much wife material besides the fact shes a eldtritch god that can turn you insane
Especially at the ending of ch2 where she didnt want darling to go and for the dream to end
Shes insanely sweet
@@lampe5901 well the force feeding cause darling was cheating on her with her sister. Human girlfriends are okay not eldreitch gods 🤣🤣
I definitely see the appeal 😏
Okay, it's a really minor detail, but I'm super impressed with the fact that they applied dynamic lighting to the mouse pointer/hand when holding it to the sun outside during golden hour
It’s there throughout the whole game! Pretty cool
oh my gah!! the foreshadowing for sucker for love two!! 26:50 BIG GOAT LADY
Huh, Markiplier being on the same wavelength as a game character whom is willing to be the eldritch god equivalent of stepped on is not actually that surprising…
Lady Dimetrescu…
Remember, not a masochist...
“Even now that’s really all you can think about?”
Well as they say: if you’ve already eaten the poison you might as well lick your plate. And I plan on getting every morsel
Mark: * Loves Ln'eta more *
Also mark: * constantly forgets Ln'eta's name * 😂
L’Neato? Lean eats? Lintball? Le Fishing Net? Leenata? Lynnatte?
To be fair, it's an Eldritch name and not exactly super easy to remember.
You’re such a troll i forgot how much fun dating sims and they’re silly environments are. The soda sip when lneta exclaimed thats her sister 😭😭 classic
The 'He was serious' ending was hillarious.
It really was 💀💀
why did Ln'eta crying actually make me emotional? I'm too invested
;-;
Same! That entire scene where Ln'eta was saying "No please, I don't want to go to sleep, I want to be with you!" had me crying!
SAME i actually started grtting sad after a bit
@@Shipprofile08 The va is incredible she even left a comment in this and the other video lol.
I honestly started crying