The Mortuary Assistant: Part 1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ส.ค. 2022
- The Mortuary Assistant has been fully released! Check out the new horrors that await us in the morgue!
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People saying Mark guessed his way to the good ending are clearly missing the fact that he got the good ending by asserting his dominance over the demons.
He had alpha male energy and the demon had to respect it.
honestly, he didnt even guess the ending; the body was really twisty (which he mentioned as well)
also it literally talked i dont think thats very normal
@@MinkSquared it's eyes turned yellow it kept moving pointing getting up spoke and most importantly it was smiling clearly a demon
@@sparrowstar3490 all the bodies do that, demon host or not. It's part of the jumpscare script
@@VidZarg But the possessed body does it far more often. And it's the one used for the more dramatic movements, I believe
Mark: -runs at demon to Assert dominance
Demon: - Proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of him
33:30 is the timestamp 😂
Ahahaha oh Mark 😂
that made me laugh so much dude 😭😭 some demon just BEATS u LIKE????
@@Skywarped33 And Mark’s at 33.3M subs
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I love it when the demon asked "are you sure this is the rght body". And mark just calmly replied "i am now". Honestly, that kinda makes sense lmfao
fun fact: the speech there happens with all the bodies when you're late game/late-stage possession. the haunt cycle overrides the body possession mechanics!
@@vampire-riley sorry, ik this is an old comment, but wdym it overrides the body possession mechanics? can it change which body it posses near endgame?
@@karrggo hi! i mean that it this "possession" line, or a similar variation, will happen with any body that you've put the mark on, either late-game (having embalmed all bodies and spent a good amount of time in the shift), or late-stage possession (you're experiencing more and more haunts, and you're further along in being possessed). this can happen to any body, whether or not it's possessed. the body that is possessed is pre-determined when you start a shift.
@@vampire-riley oh that makes sense! thank you! 😊
@@karrggoyes possessing Rebecca aka you the players body is it's endgame the haunting are the psychological effects of the possession process.
50 mins in, a couple demon activities later and mark finally decides to listen to the last tape and scribbles on the notepad only to discover that he is almost possessed love this man
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@@YtMoBBenny :,)
Bro has something against punctuation.
i love that the main character is sane for once at the beginning, like “this is insanely unprofessional and i quit” is the only reasonable response in this scenario
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@@I_quit_trolling_now BEGONE BOT!
Personally I like that a reason is given for why she doesn't leave. You get that if you try to leave then try to get in the car once the doors unlock. Better then the usual 'car is just decoration deal with it lmao'
Edit' rofl of course he does both in the video
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@@I_quit_trolling_now give us a reason then bozo
“This is one of those rare cases a demo becomes a game”. One of the most true statements I’ve heard in a while.
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My God, the commentary section is full of bots
No one knows that better than Markiplier and his subs
pt moment
True XD
i like that mark spent a full half an hour just doing his job before figuring out what he had to do about the demon
it makes a degree of sense, deal with the menial shit first, then worry about the spooky scary stuff.
I swear the way he says "No Visitors" is golden and gets me every time...
Why stand at the window when you can spook us from inside ? 10/10 stupid demon
😊
So true it makes me laugh every time 😂
He’s like
“Oh, HI! Hey! *BWAHH.* NO VISITORS!”
Jack: *pays attention to everything and fails twice*
Mark: “idk, maybe this body?”
I think jack takes the bigger picture and misses little stuff while mark is the other way around.
Too fucking right.
@@igamer-hehe Jack is another name that he doesn’t mind being called
@@igamer-hehe no shit sherlock. Even felix is used to calling him jack and they are best friends
to be fair his game crashed and restarted twice and reset things he'd already figured out
As a mortician who does embalm, i can applaud the game devs for doing their homework, but there’s still a lot of inaccuracies. Especially the demons.
Ah that’s why the bodies aren’t moving like that, should’ve looked it up first. Dang it what a waste.
It’s a game, a horror game lol duh it’s not accurate
@@krossBoxCoachKrose80 woosh
@@krossBoxCoachKrose80 yeah the demons aren't the same as the ones irl
@@krossBoxCoachKrose80 shocker
I like Mark's strict enforcement of his 'No Visitors' policy
no visitors
I’m like 666 here, I might be cursed now
@jacobgr4169 et maledicat tibi usque ad mortem ABLANATHANALBA
@jacobgr4169 NOW, you are
the fact that mark opens the window when he sees something outside is what's going to make him lose at some point
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i think the demons are scared of him
@@bbbeans6480 I would be tbh. I'm a diety with the power to possess and kill a human without being seen, and my PREY comes running and screaming at me? Recognises I'm there, does nothing to even try to avoid me, and actively comes to me? Something isn't right with them.
The fact that Jack had to retry multiple times after paying attention to everything while Mark gets it right on the first try after fucking around is hysterical
Jack tries too hard, Mark just wings in 😂
Jacks game glitched out and crashed multiple times.
Right ?? He didn't even get to do the tutorial and wasn't paying that much attention to the tapes, but when I saw him waking up at the end I was like 'I can't believe he got it right on the first try!'
I was like HOW TF DID MARK GET THE GOOD ENDING?! 🤣
I was thinkin mark wasn't even gonna put a mark on a body 😂😂
"Nope, fuck this, time to get a new job."
Honestly, one of the most realistic character reactions in a horror game.
and she didnt even get like rewarded for it she was still stuck wtf
This character is one of the most realistic characters in ANY horror game i have ever seen
or in real life
@@kade__ Thats what made the game creepy, the demon was in her mind, stopping her from being able to leave whenever she tried. Its also jus an explanation for why you cant leave
please. back in my day we stayed till 6 am and finished our shifts like good corporate slaves. And we came back every day on time till. Youngins just have no discipline
The singing while walking through the spooky hallways and saying no visitors lmfaooooo I’m about to start incorporating that into my daily spooky game plays
Yes those are my fav
Wandering through cold, empty hallways late at night. Alone, with only the dead for company whistling a tune to yourself
Corpse: twitches
Mark: IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU YOU WILL RUN
Mark: *misses so much info and clues*
Also mark: *gets good ending*
I know right???😂 what the frick what God tier videogaming
literally this!!!!!! I was so insanely annoyed when mark used the first letting strip BY THE DESK, WHILE HE WAS LISTENING TO THE TAPE TELLING HIM TO LOOK IN AND AROUND EVERYTHING and he NEVER looked in the desk. I'm pretty positive the first sigil was in the top drawer of the desk and he just.......... guessed..... fuckin God tier indeed... 😮😯😳
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@@I_quit_trolling_now I'd like to see you do what mark just did in this game.
(Yes I know it's a bot)
@@jayvee1387 yeah, waste of time to get annoyed at someone playing a video game, see he always pulls through xD
Corpse: *sits up and grabs Mark *
Mark, calmly: listen you need to sit down
The actions of a man that's been doing this for years.
That’s the actions of a man who’ve played horror games for the last decade
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The stamp?
@@jensslendermanarc 21:50
Can we appreciate how Lixian's also green since Mark's filming with night vision. That's such a cool little detail.
I love how Rebeca just groans at the fact that she has to do this extra work like its something that she hates doing already when shes never done this before 😂
Hey you, you like spoilers? Yeah? Alright, go ahead.
Going practically the entire game without even remotely understanding how to beat the demon and actually doing it in the end by pure chance is the most Mark thing I've ever seen.
XD ikr I was like "HOW"
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@@Ash-cd7ky he always knew
I was thinking the same thing because I watched Jack and Gab both play it and they could not get the right endings even though they found more stuff and were paying attention more LMAOOO
@@briannamh6712 the more you try to take a game seriously the worse you will do, you gotta play a game to enjoy it and yourself not to make a chore out of it, that's the lesson you get from Mark's playthroughs
I love how Jack poured over every detail, relistened to every part, went everywhere, read everything and still failed. Mark just straight up guessed on like 50% of the game and still won.
We will probably never know how he does it
(Its kinda suspicious how he does this in games, and in stuff with bob and wade, he somehow is able to be the loudest [or just normal] and never get caught or having increased health?)
@@myparentsacc I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not
Jack's game crashed and glitched and the sigils changed halfway through
Actually that's how they both approached Papers Please too iirc except in that one Mark paid for it.
wait could you please explain what exactly mark guessed??all this time watching this video i just thought the game was easy but then i opened the comments
Mark: shuts door, also Mark thirty seconds after "i dont remeber shutting this"
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YESSSS
I noticed that too! 😆
I enjoy Mark, he would be the bet at demonic encounters because the demon would just...levitate a dead body and Mark would be like "Stop that, sit back down and cooperate or else"
I fucking love how he didn’t understand a single thing and didn’t even get possessed, survived and didn’t even discover the shit in the storm cellar. Good going Mark !
Good thing this is the first video of this game that im watching, and im not understanding a single thing either, but hey, its spoopy!
What's in the storm cellar??!!
@@cameronperry00 more info and the last assistants body possessed locked away to be bled for the reagent
If you watch jacks videos he’s really trying and gets possessed 2 times b4 figuring it out. Mark just kinda throws himself threw it and gets one of the better outcomes. Now I want to see him try.
This is so mark
The fact that he got so lucky with the letting strip at the very beginning which still brought the symbol into the world, and didn't even find it yet still got the right name AND BODY, all for the good ending, and he didn't even understand what he was missing or explore everything, is kind of a testament to Mark's luck in this game.
I thought the same thing, but I think it helped thag his game was a little broken.
Jack: failed to get the good ending several times while actively trying.
Mark: ADHDs through the whole game and wins the first try no issue by being a golden retriever as a human.
This is why he believes in beginner’s luck
although there was a semblance of marks logic that also let him get the name
Mark is maxed in the lucky savant trait
He forgot about the original symbol that he never found 😂 gotta love mark some times when he actually manages to forget something important
Raymond: *explains in detail how to get rid of demons*
Mark: NO VISITORS :(
@puteqx EEEEEEHREEEEEEEEERHHEREEEEEEE
@puteqx bring it on
@@kushagra892 bring it on, old man!
Hi
where is your joke
He has no fight or flight response, only fight. Women love him, demons fear him, hell wants him.
The true doom slayer
Thats awesome
He must have Winchester blood in him 😩 I SWEAR TO GOD IF HE EVEN GUEST STARS IN THE NEW WINCHESTERS SERIES I WILL DIE
@@No_Bitches69420 Indeed I am, although not quite as much as my boo
The men love him too
This game is soooo well made, the hallucinations, the characters certain emotions at certain times, the graphics, everything
Literally looks like a movie
Even the demo was made almost perfectly
One of the best scary games ever made
Like it even has that FNAF 1 and 2 theme with the phone
Bringing this up again for myself
Jumpscare Timestamps:
2:49 : Sound at door
4:43 : Vase falls off table (caused by Mark, tiny spook)
5:58 : Lightning (small spook)
6:26 : Mark makes loud sneeze (tiny spook)
9:18 : Letting Strip combusts instantly
10:30 : Lights Flicker
11:37 : Lights go out
11:46 : Body sits up
12:03 : Demon tells Mark he can't leave (secret spook)
12:29 : Rebecca speaks with a demonic effect (secret spook, tiny spook)
12:45 : Demon at door (secret spook, small spook)
15:46 : Knocking sound (tiny spook)
17:45 : Head twitches (small spook)
18:27 : Doors open on their own
19:58 : Mark hears something (?)
21:31 : Rebecca's Dad replaces body (secret spook)
21:48 : Dad sits up, grabs(?) Rebecca (secret spook)
25:19 : Mark notices hallway lights are off (no real spook)
25:31 : Lady at window
26:10 : RGB Glitch Effect
30:03 : Mark teleports into a new room
31:04 : Dad's(?) body comes out of water
31:13 : Demon Lady lunges at Mark
33:23 : Man at end of hallway
33:33 : Man at body (jumpscare incoming!)
36:30 : Moving Shadow (moves multiple times)
37:17 : Demon in room corner
38:05 : Banging sounds
39:56 : Body snaps, lights go out
40:16 : Door slams, Mark gets pulled away
43:44 : Lady grabs Mark by the throat
46:31 : Lady at window (Welcome back!)
47:51 : Sounds made, caused by hand preparing to point at dark hallway. (Hand moves at 48:14)
48:57 : Lady appears at end of hallway
49:13 : Demon at brick wall
51:53 : Lady at door
52:22 : Lady grabs mark (big spook)
54:37 : Bang sound, objects fly towards door
55:44 : Banging sound (caused by body cabinets)
59:00 : Lights flash after looking down hallway
59:05 : Demon tells Mark to "Let him in" (meaning possession, big spook)
59:16 : Door cracked open (Lady peeking through, small spook)
I wish you the best
thank you so much you just saved me
Bro really time stamped every single noise that isn't people talking. And people say im easily scared
W BRO
Grant: **Standing menacingly in the hallway**
Mark: **Runs at him without a second thought*
The Demons: “Well that’s not right”
Horror games have taught us that creepy thing staring at you never does anything, that held true till mark got whammed in the face that one time, even then it still didn't do anything to him (nothing obvious at least). Maybe getting whammed in the face raises his possession meter or smthn idk
Well i don't blame him cuz i do that too everytime i play a horror game
man was asserting his dominance
Sucrose reference?
@@oolalamamasita6314 ?
mark is like the kid who didn’t study but still guessed the right answers on the tests, absolute chad
he a gigachad for that-😎
That's me tho I don't study but somehow get an A
@@HelpPls_... best feeling ever broooo
Until you found out there's an essay
@@toybox2917 That part is easy, you can sorta "guess" your way through that too. As long as you follow the essay format and stay on topic, most teachers (in high school, anyway) don't care enough to read your entire essay, probably because it's one essay out of a cool 200ish other essays they also have to read/grade. As long as it _looks_ like a proper essay for the amount of time it takes to skim through it, you'll probably get a decent grade on it anyway.
Let's find out who's seen this before:
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Mark has, to put it quite simply, balls of fucking steel to play this game at night in pitch darkness
Its like you kids forget its a game. Balls of steel? Look at active soldiers, this is just a manchild playing a game
@@sacr3give it a rest
@@sacr3Lol. Ooh tough guy. So stwong.
@@sacr3 You're a sigma male aren't you.
@@platypus7 offended are we?
Mark: Plays horror game in the spooky dark
Also Mark: *sees demon glide across window and proceeds to OPEN the window* just to yell “NO VISITORS!!”
Again Mark…: *sees ‘Grant’ at the end of hallway and aggressively runs towards him while battle crying*
I work as a mortician and this game is so inaccurate. The demons aren't even the same as the ones in my mortuary.
Wait.. WHAT?
And it isn’t even the demons that you have to look out for at my place. angels are the real problem tbh. Always saying stuff like “He wasn’t supposed to die like this”
Like, what am *I* supposed to do? I didn’t kill him, I’m just the mortuary assistant lol
what😀😀😀 is this real
@@xemenamoreno9053 Very real
@@xemenamoreno9053 oh definitely.
Body: * has a smile *
Mark: *A clear sign of demonic possession*
I'm no mortician, but the lips need muscles being flexed to perform a smile, unless it's a facial disfigurement that allows the muscles to rest on a smile.
The funny part is he's not wrong. In this game certain "ticks" have way more correlation to the body being possessed than others.
For example, pretty much all bodies have at least 1 haunting sequence, so those mean nothing. And suddently appearing scratches are also common.
However, 3 are very much solid indicators that you got the right one. First is smiling. If a body smiles unless you see another body have another of the strong indicators, to the flamer with it.
Second is hauntings which involve bodies other than the one you're operating on. Which btw Mark also got, very strong sign that there's where you should look.
And finally comes the devil's mark... and I mean literally. If you see the seal of a demon house corroborate with the computer or notepad if it is the seal from the house haunting you. If it is not, then 100% that body is innocent. If that is the right seal then so is the body and you shouldn't even think it further, to the fire with it, this is 100% reliable if it appears.
So yeah, mark was right. For later levels it gets more complicated, but the first night if you see a smiler the correct reaction is to put a rock on its chest and throw it straight into the oven where it belongs.
Maybe this is why Billie Eyelash doesn't like to smile
Mark: * Wired Jaw Shut *
Actually the demon could be faking it
The amount of time Mark goes from cautious to tired of the Demon's shit already when that body sat up and grabbed him. 21:50
I love how Mark reacts to spooky demons/ghosts with making fun of them and calls highly important anti-demon items stuff like "goopy juice" and "sonic the hedgehog sigil"
Truly a king of comedy
“Im not a masochist”
*runs at a demon completely unarmed while in pitch darkness*
my humor: overused outdated and unfunny
3600 people for some reason: yes, this is big like time
Fun Fact of the day: If a demon is scaring you. Don't let it know your next move.
The Demon : "You're Not Suppose To Do That, That's Not How It Works."
Mark to the demon: i’m not trapped here with you, you’re trapped here with me!
@Jacob ayaoyaoyoayo?
@@sillybilly......ouuugh never let them know your next move😈
I just love how mark's coping mechanism is breaking into scat singing
then he just skedaddles while scat singing 🤣🤣
Haha, green mark go brrr
@@jfoxtrot24 I can’t stand when people say this
@@javariusjavarlamariuslamar3759 🤷♂️😆that just makes it funnier….
@@javariusjavarlamariuslamar3759 yeah, just with any other meme it gets repetitive. Now "amogus sussy baka sussy balls red balls sus venting imposter when the imposter is sus among us reference innersloth sus sussy baka osu discord mod nice balls nice ass sussy among us sus" is not funny anymore
I love the " NO VISITORS " he's just too funny. 😂😂😂😂
Jumpscare Timestamps:
2:49 : Sound at door
4:43 : Vase falls off table (caused by Mark, tiny spook)
5:58 : Lightning (small spook)
6:26 : Mark makes loud sneeze (tiny spook)
9:18 : Letting Strip combusts instantly
10:30 : Lights Flicker
11:37 : Lights go out
11:46 : Body sits up
12:03 : Demon tells Mark he can't leave (secret spook)
12:29 : Rebecca speaks with a demonic effect (secret spook, tiny spook)
12:45 : Demon at door (secret spook, small spook)
15:46 : Knocking sound (tiny spook)
17:45 : Head twitches (small spook)
18:27 : Doors open on their own
19:58 : Mark hears something (?)
21:31 : Rebecca's Dad replaces body (secret spook)
21:48 : Dad sits up, grabs(?) Rebecca (secret spook)
25:19 : Mark notices hallway lights are off (no real spook)
25:31 : Lady at window
26:10 : RGB Glitch Effect
30:03 : Mark teleports into a new room
31:04 : Dad's(?) body comes out of water
31:13 : Demon Lady lunges at Mark
33:23 : Man at end of hallway
33:33 : Man at body (jumpscare incoming!)
36:30 : Moving Shadow (moves multiple times)
37:17 : Demon in room corner
38:05 : Banging sounds
39:56 : Body snaps, lights go out
40:16 : Door slams, Mark gets pulled away
43:44 : Lady grabs Mark by the throat
46:31 : Lady at window (Welcome back!)
47:51 : Sounds made, caused by hand preparing to point at dark hallway. (Hand moves at 48:14)
48:57 : Lady appears at end of hallway
49:13 : Demon at brick wall
51:53 : Lady at door
52:22 : Lady grabs mark (big spook)
54:37 : Bang sound, objects fly towards door
55:44 : Banging sound (caused by body cabinets)
59:00 : Lights flash after looking down hallway
59:05 : Demon tells Mark to "Let him in" (meaning possession, big spook)
59:16 : Door cracked open (Lady peeking through, small spook)
Thank you for literally copying another comment 🫥
Thank you!
You deserve a medal- I can’t believe watch these without hero’s like you
+35:21 with an open door
35:40 lights off in chamber room thing
37:17 demon in room corner PLUS lights go off
37:24 “if you scream at ghosts they go away”
Thank you so much!!
Mark: *closes door*
Also Mark 2 seconds later: “I don’t remember closing that door 🤔😳”
“That wasn’t closed before” yes it was Mark , you closed it
🤣🤣🤣
ADHD is a hell of a disorder lol
didnt it happen twice 💀💀 on both the hallway doors 🤣
not to mention him saying ppl’s names multiple times as he pulled them out of the drawers and immediately forgetting when he started working on them😂😂
Mark's luck on playing games is just unparalleled
Other than in Security Breach lol, Freddy hated Mark.
Jack suffered getting the good ending while mark in the other hand just guess and got it. He didn't even do it right.
@@jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka nah he did do it right
@@Mortario when he tried to identify the possessed corpse, he thought who moves a lot is the bad one. Didn’t even checked for symbols in the body
@@jaspherjamesdolendo_mms-kitka There is no 'right', really. In a way he was right, also give him props, his entire game was bugged from the beginning.
i like how mark missed that smiling corpses are a sign each and every time XD
not rly, he chose that one cause it was smiling and moving more than others
As a forensics major, seeing his reactions are freaking hilarious.
Mark: *is stuck in demonic nightmare void*
Also Mark: “listen this is cool and all but I need to get back to woooooork”
Isn't that just America?
@@marcusdaloia2974 LMAO ACTUALLY
Bro, he cant take a brake just because of satan playing april fools jokes, he needs his fucking paycheck
"Look man, Armageddon or not I got shit i gotta get done"
Sigma male grindset
Mark opening the window and screaming “NO VISITORS!” into the abyss is fucking hilarious hahaha
Yeah one of my favorite parts
Timestamp?
@@drizzledoeswarcrimes 23:43 and 25:30
@@thecircleandthesquare8980 and 46:36
that was so stressful cs I thought something was gonna come out the darkness 😭
I must admit the random adlibs and jazz breakdowns made this more pleasant haha
Raymond: I'm sorry this had to happen
Mark: *sneezes*
Me: Mark must be allergic to bullshit
“GRANT, THE GUARDIAN OF THE HALLWAY”
You really gotta give Lixian a raise
that made me laugh so hard i loved it
Sounds like something from r/bossfight.
This was edited by both Marcus (Nerdfiction) and Lixian!
For anyone, like myself, who wanted to go back and see Grant. Guardian of the Hallway in action, go to 33:20. You’re welcome.
@@moontail5818 r/beatmetoit
Lixian animating himself in night vision colors is such a nice touch
Lixian is the best editor! They're friendship is everything :)
Lixian IS the best!!
All he did was add a filter lmao.
@@KatastrophicNoodle ok. he didnt need to. but he still did
@@KatastrophicNoodle got some beef with the man that's making 3x as much as you?.?.?
You know it’d be really fascinating to have a game like this set during the start of a zombie outbreak, examining it from a medical point of view.
33:25 the way mark attempts to assert dominance had me dying😂😂😂
The way mark just stumbles ass backwards into solutions is really a sight to behold. Can't wait for more of this
Right i was surprised he got the good ending
I've watched a few playthroughs and he's the only one who actually got the good ending instead of the "you picked the wrong one" ending. And he was at a massive disadvantage too!
I'm FAR way BETTER than Markiplier.
I’m better than Markiplier
Dude it's fucking hilarious how Mark just seems to have a knack for figuring stuff out in that way too, this game is just one of many times he's managed to pull some craziness out of his hat and make it work so smooth lol.
I love how he just kinda bumbled through the demonic possesion part, being so focused on doing his job, but still got the demon's name and correct body despite not paying attention to the demon stuff for the first two thirds of the game. 10/10, wanna see more.
I’m better than Markiplier
That what Im sayin
@@I_quit_trolling_now who
@@I_quit_trolling_now you wish
He's a pro gamer.
37:29
Mother: what did you learn today?
Me: I learned that demons love to be dominated!
25:35 demon: *at the window*
Mark (casually): NO VISTORRRRS
watching Jack literally struggle while paying attention to every detail, checking the notes, checking the pc, everything, Vs Mark piss farting around and guessing everything and somehow identifying everything correctly to get the good ending on the first try.......... I don't even know man the gaming god's blessed Mark apparently
Even worse he picked the right body by accident.
@@JswahSwitch exactly! no thoughts, head empty, just said "yup it's this one" and he was right !!!! how!!!
@@RainbowRandomFilms Well, Jack's game was also bugged/crashed a couple times, which reset his sigils every time making it impossible to get the correct name besides blind guessing.
@@aer015 true, the game is a tad buggy and that can butcher the shift you're playing. trying not to hold the bugs too personal since the game is amazing and made by one guy, but those bugs can really knock a play through sometimes
@@JswahSwitch It wasn't by accident. The game says the right body is the one the demon fucks around with the most, and Mark picked up that the last one he was messing with was moving and cracking more then the others.
I love how Mark immediately nails this game while having no idea what he's doing, and Jack tried multiple times to get the good ending, like speedrunning at some point 😂
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@@I_quit_trolling_now No
@@alyzaemartinez5533 It's a bot just report and move on
Thing is, this isn't even the true ending. Just the first successful night ending
@@lancethedecayedguardian2719 what do I report it as?
Mark be goofin around and going "Nah, no demons, just doin my job"
And still got the body and sigils correct
"Won by default"
I downloaded this game and played it before seeing this video. It is honestly one of the scariest games out there. Had to pause multiple times due to freaking out - heart pounding and palms sweating - this game definitely puts you through the fight or flight mode.
Mark: Sees a dead person standing in the hallway, lights flickering
Also Mark: CHAAARRRGGEEEE
Especially the second time where he charged and got blasted by Grant, Guardian of the Hallway
The fearlessness of Mark is impressive
His fight or flight response kicks in…
But he doesn’t know how to fly.
I sometimes do that during my nightmares. It helps make things way less scary!
I'd do the same
Body speaks, "are you sure this is the right one?
Mark: "I am now!"
Most accurate response ever!
Light 'em up boys, we got 'em!
Gahhahahha, I know right? You gave yourself away buddy! Time to burn!
that took me a while to figure out lol
tbf that interaction is not any assurance at all, the demon can make any of the bodies speak like that when you put the clay mark on them and your sanity is low enough, hes just trying to throw you off.
still, the comedic timing and the fact he got it right regardless made this super funny.
Dude when I messed up my first run of this game I was constantly second guessing myself but when the time came to putting the right body in the fire the second it said anything to make me doubt myself I was a hundred percent sure
hes burning in hell with me right now ✌️
rewatching this because the game is absolutely phenomenal and mark's humor elevates everything happening to an eleven. absolutely love "Noooooo VISITORS!!"
Mark: I don't remember closing that...
Also Mark a few seconds ago: lemme just close this door real quick.
Rebecca's boss: "here's things to NOT do tonight"
Mark: *forgets and does them anyway and somehow still gets it right*
He's on eof the horror kings; the genius.
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What did he do that he wasn’t supposed to do?
@@Manderinz Doing the wrong thing in-game yet still getting things done, basically.
Big brain time but taken to a whole fucking new level
someone tell me how mark didn’t listen to a thing and stumbled his way through but got the good ending first time but sean had to play multiple times cause he kept getting the names and bodies wrong 😭
Not to mention the bugs Sean dealt with
@@rocky31777 yeah, but Sean actually played the pre. release version of this game in his first full walkthrough. Very unfortunate for his nerve cells xD
There will always be someone stumbling dick first into victory :D
Literally lmaoo
Gab smolders also got the bad ending and pretty much listened to what they were telling her. Mind you she went back and did all the endings but apparently there is a sixth ending. Not gonna lie I got irritated at Mark because for the longest time he had all 4 sigils but WOULDN'T look in drawers.
That was awesome: “are you sure this is the right one?” Mark: “well I am NOW!”
As an exorcist, I can definitely say that one of the best ways to stop demons from getting into your house and body is to scream "no visitors." Demons follow certain rules.
Yeah, they're like vampires. To really keep the demons away be sure you yell "no visitors" every time you walk into a new room.
Imagine being a soul looking at Mark embalming your body and he's just going "E E E E E E E U E R E U U U U U U U U U U E E E E -"
I’m Better Than Markiplier
That’s how you know that both your soul and your body are screwed
Me: 👁 👄 👁
Um, R U D E. Totally get it, but still, rude.
These bodies are dead, they don't have a soul in them
Demon: "are you sure this is the right one?"
* proceeds to wipe face with moisturizer
LMAO
"Be let! Let there be- somethin!"
probably one of my favorite points in the video that nobody has been talking about
Mark is just seeing how much his new eyes can endure. He’s not a masochist guys.
I’m better than Markiplier
@YоuTubе 🅥 there's a reason nobody likes youtube, you're hated among your own community.
Sure Jan
Can we PLEASE have someone who at least isint Cleary a bot in these replies
@KingYulds wap shush up
Funnily enough, morticians actually listen to a lot of music while on the job, as do coroners. It keeps the job enjoyable even when it's not.
I listen to podcasts during work
Wait, you mean NCIS got that right?
I’m Better Than Markiplier
I know I sure did.
Late night radio was weird as hell.
@@I_quit_trolling_now nah
I love that, out of at least four or five people, Mark is the only one I’ve watched play this game who didn’t get the ‘bad’ ending first. I was so confused by seeing a different ending because I thought he would have ‘failed’ since he sort of guessed.
The uncomfortable long 'EEeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr' cracked me up so hard
Mark didn’t guess the last symbol. He used elimination since none of the other ones had those three symbols which is very smart. He 100% guessed the body.
Hey, could you explain what elimination is? I keep on doing this in games and I really want to know what it is because I'm not sure if I'm accurate.
@@conversationssuck just eliminating the answers that are definitely wrong. like mark knew three of his sigils already so he knew that some of the demons on the computer weren't his as they didn't have the same ones he did. since only one demon had all three of his sigils, it had to be that one and added the other sigil it had to create the mark. hopefully that makes sense (literally just process of elimination)
@@amberkennedy2988 Ohhh, I get it (i think) thanks alot!
@@conversationssuckit’s like a jigsaw puzzle you don’t know how to solve, trying out every single piece until you get the one that fits perfectly
Forgetting the part that the letting strip burnt at the very first time he held it wasnt smart however. But I guess he made up for it
The fact that Mark was so close to getting possessed without even knowing and winning it first try
is it like a time limit or if you get exposed to too many demonic events
@@shadowyyCFH I think both not sure tho, from what I've seen so far if it like grabs you like in those cut scenes too many times you're eventually gonna get possesed. Maybe you can avoid it or something tho I don't think it would work for too long
getting possessed by not being fast enough to burn a body is not considered one of the official endings and yet it still can happen. i've seen it from jay kubzscouts. on his second try to play the game, he got possessed just the moment he was putting one of the bodies in the incinerator (really a shame because that 2nd time he might was getting the body right, the first time he burned the wrong one or spelled the demon's name wrong). you can even get possessed by just standing and not doing anything with the bodies. anywhere, anytime in the game, if you're simply not quick enough embalm the bodies and find which one is possessed, you get rebecca possessed.
Im under the impression that it's a soft time limit. You have a certain amount of time until you're possessed but some factors cut down on that time, and maybe some things increase that time.
@@vivil2533 yeah. like, if scenes like the hanging rebecca on the corridor between the room taking the bodies (what was it again?) and embalming room, or when the demon makes one of the bodies look like rebecca's dead dad, if you give them the sobriety coins, instead of them giving you a jumpscare, they leave you alone and that is somehow kinda peaceful for me in the game, considering it's full of horrific jumpscares
mark flinging about corpses while scatting is entirely too funny😂
Imagine if they made a vr version of this game, that would be incredible
Markiplier: Takes the patient for a ride.
Also Mark: “Um what was your name again Clark?”
i think it was jimaul, could be wrong.
Twas Blake
I think it was billy bob jones.
'Twas Ben Dover.
Wasn’t it Charles entertainment cheese the 3rd?
I have never laughed harder at a jumpscare because of fucking "Grant, Guardian of the Hallway"
Grant shouldve tposed to assert his dominance and claim the hallway as *_his_* and noone elses
I laughed out loud when he just fucking beat up poor Rebecca 💀
No same 😭😭
Input boss music.
Well I guess I'll die.
I rewound it to find where that was, got the time exactly right and then rolled on the floor laughing, thank you for bringing this hilarious detail to light because I missed it the first time
i do kinda wonder what they tell the person who gets possessed/burned’s family. do they just straight up tell them or try to like make an excuse? like “hey ik you wanted an open casket funeral for ur grandma but she kinda got possessed in the mortuary so we got u the ashes but they might be a little goofy”
Playing with the night vision is such a genius move! It has the immersion in the dark but we can still see his reactions.
Tape: “if the paper burns it means the mark is somewhere in-“
Mark, after paper burns in his face: “whaddayamean. WHADDAYAMEAN. Whaddayamean.”
Also Mark: “I didn’t take in any of that information…”
I got so annoyed just watching him completely disregard that entire element of the game.
@@daethalion1725 and still got the good ending, I was entertained 😂🤣
@@daethalion1725 aaand he still won
@@daethalion1725 same
“If you scream at ghosts they go away.” “It’s how you assert your dominance over the demons. Demons love to be dominated.” - Markiplier 2022
Also I love how this is just Mark talking to dead people and vibing for an hour
Funny how there's an entire class of demon based on that -
This is funny because i know that there is a culture that believes this is the way to ward off ghosts and demons LOL
666th like :D
Is so funny how that is an actually believing in my country, you have to cursed at them
@@eclipsesnarl4079 oh xd
The fact theres a warning about getting haunted to start this game is fantastic
am i the only one stressing over how mark completely missed the sigil in the scribble 😭
love the idea that the family of Benjamin may have not wanted him to be cremated and you are gonna have to explain to their family why you randomly decided to cremate him because of a demon
meh just put a sillecone mannequin in the coffin instead, the humans will be none the wiser!
I think they actually have contingencies for if a body is lost, like silicon bodies. Otherwise, Rebecca and the mortician can just say they cremated it by mistake, or come up with some other excuse.
mistakes like that happen, unfortunetly
@@trypotherapy7478 the fact that you said "the humans" instead of "the family" kinda concerns me
@@ravynjay321 🥸 no it doesn't
Mark: _Freaks out when the doors open_
Also Mark: _Doesn’t notice when the doors close_
Around what time does that happen?
@@Bolt5050 I think 18:58. 'Cause of the cut, I can't tell if he closed them when he was done. He also looks through the window, but I can't tell if he noticed it was closed or is just looking through.
Hes a home owner. He doesnt like when people open doors and dont close them back
@@mhplayer Ah, yes, I too am completely fine when some random person comes into my house but oh buddy howdy, if they don't close the *gosh darn door* I start to **p a n i k**
He closed those doors. 11:14 He made a point of closing all the doors and then seemed anxious that the doors at the end of the hall he didn't but decided it was fine
That bit when the lady said she wishes she could put that necklace around her dad's neck one more time, really hit hard.
The no visitors at the window almost had me in tears every time.
Sean: *hears the tapes multiple times* fails his first time
Mark: *hears the last tape until the end, doesn't get to play the demo* survives his first time
Pretty sure mark did play the demo lol still out of all TH-camrs I've seen mark somehow nailed it first try
@@jackleitner4303 Agreed he did play, I remember watching it, also mark mentions it at the start of this vid.
@@jackleitner4303pretty sure they mean the demo of how to embalm at the beginning of the game?
@@somethingcats yes, i meant the tutorial, the demonstration at the beginning of the game with the body of the woman of the beta game
think people often forget Mark is actually pretty smart even if hes got awful ADD according to him lol.
I love the contrast between Mark and Rebecca she’ll be like “GAAH” and Mark is just like “hmm? hello?”
He built different.
He is also not in a morgue dealing with a demon and dead bodies lmao
No matter how scary it is, it's funny because of you
“I’ll be right with you.” when the banging on the door. 😂
Watching Mark look for the “last” sigil that combusted at the very beginning behind the desk was giving me the worst anxiety 😂
Yup. I was super annoyed, but to be fair, he was trying to figure everything out at once while trying to remember how to play from the demo days
Also playing a game while trying to be entertaining isn't easy
Bro I thought no one else noticed this and it was annoying the crap outta me
same😭😭
@@weinteruptth.1479 And yet at the same time, playing a game while trying to be entertaining isn't hard.
Jack - Kinda gets it; struggles; fails.
Insym - Digs deep to find the core of how the game works; 10% success rate
Mark - "La dee doop da duuu. This one's being a silly boy; time to go to the bakey wakey" - *SPOILERS*Nails it first try.
If that's not the most Mark bs I've ever seen...
😆 Right? Mark has an unbelievable success rate in accidentally stumbling the right way in a looooot of games he plays. I know he's smart but either he is also incredibly lucky or he's actually insanely good at games and plays the dumb dumb quite well. Lmao
Mark is the purest definition of “I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m doing it really really well”
Poor Insym lol
@@AshleyGossett He talks about it in a podcast episode. He knows that its bull that he can do what he does first try but is a firm believer its all beginners luck. He talks about trying to repeat that success and fails to reach attempt one even after multiple attempts after.
I think he's focusing on everything all at once that he couldn't properly take all the information in and so he had to replay the tapes, he's an extremely smart guy, just clearly easily distracted lol