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  • @slime_sam4321
    @slime_sam4321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5411

    "This is a game for ages 3 and older, what are you, two!?"
    _"No, I'm_ *_seven."_*

    • @fierysaint327
      @fierysaint327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's just like your saying you want to enter a toddler game, but your a teenager

    • @Destroya7961
      @Destroya7961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Love the name man that’s both funny and cool

    • @APerson18122
      @APerson18122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And also what are you two!?
      “No I’m *six*”

    • @APerson18122
      @APerson18122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *six* mistake hehe😅

    • @Ballchugger9000
      @Ballchugger9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this when he said it! 😰

  • @afrokween8752
    @afrokween8752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8580

    Mark: "I was an accident. My mama told me"
    Me: And we are so grateful for that accident!

    • @obliviousmori6316
      @obliviousmori6316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I wish I could like 1,000 times

    • @pootpootfart
      @pootpootfart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      As Bob Ross would say: "Happy little accidents!"

    • @jennasue5687
      @jennasue5687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Best accident ever!!

    • @kittenchan783
      @kittenchan783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Omg I laughed til I coughed I've never seen anyone make a comment like that and you are right

    • @claralanghoff
      @claralanghoff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      N no YOU KNOW HE HAS A DARK SIDE CALLED DARKIPLIER

  • @shinymimikyu169
    @shinymimikyu169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8624

    the sequel should be called "dude, continue"

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      Bro, start.

    • @Zanavor
      @Zanavor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Stop, dude. Eh ehhhh.

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Homie, Forthwith.

    • @geopowell5399
      @geopowell5399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Where you're presented with crimes and you have to find a way to be good

    • @iluvlittenanimations2.010
      @iluvlittenanimations2.010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@spidey1100 better yet, homie, halt

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    I recently played this game through 100% and tried to be as good as possible.
    The game still treated me like I was being an asshole from the beginning, though, so even when the literal only times I did bad were when I was forced to, the narrator was still acting like I killed his kids right in front of him

    • @DuckGoesViral
      @DuckGoesViral ปีที่แล้ว +27

      interesting

    • @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet
      @S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Yeah..there’s no way around it…as much as I love this game and others similar to it, unfortunately they just don’t have the “free choice” thing that Stanley Parable did and you’d still be FORCED to do something against your will without being able to get an EDNING without being forced, and even worse the Narrator would act like you’re the worst.
      That’s just my own personal nitpicks, I still love this game and I adore Andy’s voice acting in it, just wish there were more choices and free will or at the very least have the narrator acknowledge you’re being forced to do something you don’t want to do (other than the narrator being said thing that’s forcing you to do something)

    • @yuika_living_life
      @yuika_living_life ปีที่แล้ว +14

      fun fact: the narrator is the same VA as Garroth from Aphmau's channel lol

    • @zagrych
      @zagrych ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this game is definitely intended to be ornery for sure. being nice is like being pacifist in a fighting game unfortunately😅

    • @HoriaVitomir
      @HoriaVitomir 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He treated you like a psycho? And you did good?? Devs be like: hm... well... thats intresting?

  • @sarahitchcock153
    @sarahitchcock153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    "I am 28 I am an aDuLt"
    also Mark: *decided to tape Ethan to a wall and also decided to shoot him with a paint ball gun thinking he will become a man*
    Me: "Yeah... Adult"

    • @nojaybay
      @nojaybay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      bro that's the most adult thing you can do and you fuckin know it

    • @AlexDeFrisco
      @AlexDeFrisco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      also mark: drinks his own pee

    • @mikemjc123animations4
      @mikemjc123animations4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AlexDeFrisco what do u watch him in the bathroom or something

    • @AlexDeFrisco
      @AlexDeFrisco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mikemjc123 animations no it was a video they did on Unus Annus

    • @NobodysLuvrr
      @NobodysLuvrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only adults with get what he did

  • @Real_Tio_Benny
    @Real_Tio_Benny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    Narrator: “DoNt bE sOmE SoRt Of A sPeCiAl SnOwFlAkE~”
    M: “DASS ME.”

    • @missyfloyd8430
      @missyfloyd8430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No daSSIs ME

    • @Lozer832
      @Lozer832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *”I’m a special snOwflaKe”*

    • @Real_Tio_Benny
      @Real_Tio_Benny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kota - San 可愛い 😂

    • @1MPO5TOR
      @1MPO5TOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spoocle snowflake

    • @rachaldenise
      @rachaldenise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      _what about my one legged dog_

  • @rsunni6620
    @rsunni6620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    Mark: "I get a lot of emotional boo-boos"
    Also Mark: "I *want* to be insulted. I *feed* off it"

    • @alyssokopnik3496
      @alyssokopnik3496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Also mark: I’m not a masochist

    • @Hobo-Dragon
      @Hobo-Dragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Markiplier choose one damn it, you can't be both

    • @caligusto
      @caligusto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Hobo-Dragon people with a degradation & praise kink: *i beg to differ*

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@caligusto or pain

    • @uncannycato
      @uncannycato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dog: me run
      Mark: its de zoomis

  • @xchrysantha
    @xchrysantha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    The narrator has serious "main character's rival who is the only person that considers himself the rival" energy.

    • @davontejohnson
      @davontejohnson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cheese

    • @ratticusthewinion
      @ratticusthewinion ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davontejohnson yes, friend. cheese.

    • @idchunn
      @idchunn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Alastor and sir pentious😭

    • @adamsgamers3914
      @adamsgamers3914 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Well I mean its Garroth from Aphmau so that makes sense

    • @Ech2Oh
      @Ech2Oh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Papyrus from Undertale lol!

  • @BlueAngel_13_
    @BlueAngel_13_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I love Andy so much 😂😂 his comments throughout the entire game cracks me up. Amazing voice actor in general.

    • @user-oj7np2ej1z
      @user-oj7np2ej1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yay! Someone else knows! -U•

    • @natig1022
      @natig1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too!

    • @7.62Jayline
      @7.62Jayline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wait the guys name is Andy?

    • @user-oj7np2ej1z
      @user-oj7np2ej1z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@7.62Jayline ye, he has a TH-cam channel called TheDragonHat and mostly does gaming and voice acting, you should look him up •U•

    • @zhongli9073
      @zhongli9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-oj7np2ej1z Bobert! You followed me on the Art and Ocs Amino! I'm Amethyst Arts on there! I knew I recognized your username and profile pic. Lol hi

  • @allieburns8659
    @allieburns8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    10:35 "If you look at it upside down then it smiles, if you look at it the normal way it frowns :( I want a double smile not a double frown"

  • @randommatt5967
    @randommatt5967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    18:08
    Mark 2018: I've watched 2 girls 1 cup.
    Mark 2019 (unus annus): I've never seen 2 girls 1 cup
    Me: something's wrong, I can feel it

    • @milkyway6807
      @milkyway6807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I bet he was too much of a bitch to actually watch it and was forced by Ethan in 2019

    • @sockinawashingmachine275
      @sockinawashingmachine275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I am so glad someone else noticed this

    • @tianmejia5430
      @tianmejia5430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Randommatt59 omg wait maybe unus annus is pre recorded

    • @EnzoGaming22
      @EnzoGaming22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You made my day..

    • @djthegamerxiii4302
      @djthegamerxiii4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god

  • @MusicLife-ir1fs
    @MusicLife-ir1fs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    mark:*talks quietly*
    me:*turns volume up*
    mark:"ZOOOMIES!! ZOOMIES!! ZOOMIES!!"
    me:*turns volume down*
    mark:*talks quietly*
    me:gives up and leave

  • @fritzmarie6523
    @fritzmarie6523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Game: "this is a dog"
    Me *fully aware that corgi is a type of dog* : "NO IT'S A CORGI

    • @ЯрикЧепаев
      @ЯрикЧепаев 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bessiemarie Wittrock can’t argue with you there.
      No really.
      Btw, you took your Corgiisntnotthegodofdogsine pills?

    • @crayov2948
      @crayov2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      corgi is DA best kind of dog and no one can tell me otherwise!!!

    • @crayov2948
      @crayov2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ЯрикЧепаев what is Corgiisntnotthegodofdogsine pills

    • @walterhasawoken5703
      @walterhasawoken5703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crayov2948 lol

    • @crayov2948
      @crayov2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Le_gacha_gurl_123 _123 none can tell me that corgis are not da best dogs. NONE

  • @leafyeevee5939
    @leafyeevee5939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    27:37 Mark getting upset about the dog being called a bad dog is just so wholesome

  • @awesomesauce23
    @awesomesauce23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    I like how mark looks either really confused or like a guilty child whilst playing this game lol

    • @LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTE
      @LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTE ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yay im the first reply!!

    • @whosm0lly
      @whosm0lly ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yay i'm the second reply!!

    • @brentliamgo9397
      @brentliamgo9397 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LookAtMyCutiePatootieDogSOCUTEyu😮yyuuyuuuuuyuuyuyyuyuyu you yyuyyuyyuy😮yuuyyuyuyyuyuuyyuyuuyyuuuuuyyyuyuuuyuyuuuuuuyyuyuyuyuyuu😮yuuyyyuyuyyyuyuyuyuuyuuyuuyuuyyuyuyuuuuuu😮yuyuyuyuyyyuyuyuuuyuuuyyuuuyuuyyyuyuyuyuyuuuuuyyyuyyuuyuuyuuuuuyuyuyuyuyuuuuuuyuuuuuuuyuuyuuyyyyuuyuy😮yuyuyyuyuyyyuyyyuuuuuuuyyuyuyuyuuuuyyyuyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyu😮yuuyyuyuyyyyyuyuyyyuuyuuyuyuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuyyuyuuyuuuuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuuyyuuuyuuyuyuyuyyyuyuuuuyuuuuuyyyuuyuuuyyuyuuyuyuuyyuuyuuyuuyuuyyuyuuyyuyuyuyuyuuuuyyyuyuuyuyuyuyuuyyuuuyuuuuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyuuyuyyyuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuuuyuuyuyuyyuyyyuuyyuyuyuyyuyuyuuyuyuyuyuyuuyyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyuyu😅😅😮😢e

    • @LiterallyDarylDixonReal
      @LiterallyDarylDixonReal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yay i’m the fourth reply!!

  • @mikoanton
    @mikoanton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    43:22 at this moment when it started glitching i accidentally rewinded the video to the beginning and didnt notice and i thought the game just intentionally restarted itself and i thought mark was just very good at repeating everything he said at the beginning and just going along with the game

  • @johnmarston959
    @johnmarston959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1697

    When D.U.C.K. joins forces with Mark: _Peace was never an option_

    • @abyss8295
      @abyss8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ushijima- wow I didn't know you watched TH-cam B^

    • @glacier3943
      @glacier3943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@abyss8295 you would be surprised on how many characters do

    • @abyss8295
      @abyss8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@glacier3943 Honestly- y e s

    • @glacier3943
      @glacier3943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abyss8295 its very funny

    • @saddestcatboy
      @saddestcatboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The narrator shoulda gone to shiratorizawa ✌️😗

  • @Kai-gm9zl
    @Kai-gm9zl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3352

    I absolutely love Andy's voice acting for this game!

    • @redunocard9428
      @redunocard9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Ikr!

    • @cryxstaline4253
      @cryxstaline4253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      A n d y . I s . A . ✨Q U E E N✨

    • @maxmaster1493
      @maxmaster1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Who is andy

    • @Kai-gm9zl
      @Kai-gm9zl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@maxmaster1493 the voiceactor for the man in the game

    • @gewoondena3538
      @gewoondena3538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      MAX MASTER14 andy is the voice actor and if you know aphmau its garroth

  • @eok1138
    @eok1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I love this voice actor, been a fan of his work for years. Andy is the man

    • @BlueberryPl4nt
      @BlueberryPl4nt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EOK YEET

    • @robotdisco945
      @robotdisco945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't figure out if he's British or not?

    • @eok1138
      @eok1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elfchamp yeah he is, he lives in England. Like me lol

    • @eok1138
      @eok1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kelly no he is British . He is definitely from England. I am too lol

    • @eok1138
      @eok1138 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kelly lol I have the worst British accent but I remember Andy always mentioning him being British and I can tell he is

  • @MrBeas176
    @MrBeas176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    *Mark smashes glass vase*
    Narrator: "What was that?!"
    Mark: "NOTHING!!"
    😂😂😂

  • @creatorsun8222
    @creatorsun8222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16968

    Does this game remind anyone else of There Is No Game?

    • @sug7331
      @sug7331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +583

      JUST COMMENTED THE SAME THING... I loved that not-game so much!

    • @kaikila3971
      @kaikila3971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Creator Sun definatly

    • @playerpankak3s221
      @playerpankak3s221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah

    • @valdish9620
      @valdish9620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      What are you talking about, I've never heard of that game.

    • @TheEffery
      @TheEffery 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Creator Sun loop

  • @sugarfreeskull3008
    @sugarfreeskull3008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    1:19:08 : "Now, make me a sandwich"
    My stupid ass brain:
    *go back to sleep, and starve*

    • @starlugibros1703
      @starlugibros1703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sugarfree Skull: What? How?

    • @caughtinthestars
      @caughtinthestars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I see, a man of culture

    • @mattgaming6127
      @mattgaming6127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Skylar E you wouldn’t get it

    • @pbnjc
      @pbnjc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg I get what you mean XDDDD

    • @shadowwolf6776
      @shadowwolf6776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sugarfree skull yesss😂😂😂

  • @annrodriguez2209
    @annrodriguez2209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6085

    Narrator: There were 3 little piggies
    Mark: AND THEN THEY DIED
    Narrator: One piggie made a house out of straw
    Mark: AND DIED
    Narrator: Second piggie stole a bunch of bird eggs and regretted it.
    Mark: AND THEN HE DIED!
    Narrator: And the third piggie...
    Mark: IT WAS DEAD ALL THE TIME!
    Narrator: Kept ruining all my GODDAMN PUZZLES!!!
    Mark: *w o a h*

  • @--Coyote--
    @--Coyote-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Game: BOOM! Lemons all over your life!
    Mark: Cool, turn them into grenades?
    My mind: ILL GET MY ENGINEERS, TO MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

    • @udontknowme...9854
      @udontknowme...9854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A true masterpiece

    • @bintangsanata6468
      @bintangsanata6468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @Sunny59146
      @Sunny59146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ENTER ANDY'S HOUSE AND KILL HIM!

    • @itstqt
      @itstqt ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DEMAND TO SEE GAME’S MANAGER!

    • @Goofysheepy
      @Goofysheepy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like 20 lemon grenades I have $5 🥺🥹

  • @_spooky.one_933
    @_spooky.one_933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Mark: *I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS*
    The Click: *peace was never an option*

  • @Ezrixius
    @Ezrixius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    That last part made me laugh.” YOU NASTY PIECE OF- (Finished)
    Mark implied: “ YAAAY! “

    • @AlcoholicDrunkDriver
      @AlcoholicDrunkDriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      when he said: "WOOF WOOF WOOOOOFY WOOFY WOOF" i kept laughing

  • @FixMeThisTime
    @FixMeThisTime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Mark: I got a long cup. That's what they all say.
    Me: *chokes*

  • @BLP_Memes
    @BLP_Memes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    31:36
    "Did the doggy deserve to stay outside?"
    Mark: NO! 🙄
    "Very good answer!"
    Mark: Thank you!
    "She got what she deserved."
    Mark: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*
    Edit: 74 likes? *MOM I'M FAMOUS~*
    Edit 2: 91 LIKES OMG THIS HAS TO BE TOP COMMENT!
    Edit 3: nice 156 likes

    • @BLP_Memes
      @BLP_Memes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I ain’t falling for scams like that!

    • @BLP_Memes
      @BLP_Memes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Try harder next time, bud

    • @NoTheNo
      @NoTheNo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The puppy didn't do anything wrong 😔

    • @BLP_Memes
      @BLP_Memes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NoTheNo I KNOW! 🥺

    • @drummergurl99
      @drummergurl99 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Editing to like for comments, especially such a small amount is so sad and pathetic. Let alone editing twice…… I refuse to contribute to your embarrassment by giving a like. Which I was

  • @calmcometsuop5746
    @calmcometsuop5746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Creator: "whoo im on fire!"
    Mark: *I will literally set you on fire*

    • @CO-fw9hc
      @CO-fw9hc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No replies?

    • @hatsnoodlemiku-2238
      @hatsnoodlemiku-2238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pockets4015 1:17:55

    • @Globleak
      @Globleak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In hell?

    • @uncannycato
      @uncannycato 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No doggie?

    • @Globleak
      @Globleak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uncannycato Yes Doggie!

  • @mylmanberg6426
    @mylmanberg6426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    Andy: yOuRe nOt gOiNg tO pLaY nOrmAlLy aRe yOu
    Mark: **making weird faces**

    • @galaxywolf6025
      @galaxywolf6025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Wait its andy like the one who played garroth 👁👄👁

    • @faelarmagrora770
      @faelarmagrora770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@galaxywolf6025 I think so?

    • @tamaramisue9219
      @tamaramisue9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Galaxy wolf yes it’s Andy as in garroth

    • @hassanawdi3793
      @hassanawdi3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everyone is talking that Andy appeared before in another game but which one

    • @peskybird5697
      @peskybird5697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      L’manberg flag

  • @achild5776
    @achild5776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2032

    Game : gif is wrong!
    Both me and mark : EXTREEM ANGER

    • @NotJacX
      @NotJacX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I know right! IT'S GGGGGIF. HARD G, GGGIF. NOT SOFT G AS IN JIF, GGGGGIF.

    • @peepock7796
      @peepock7796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@NotJacX correct

    • @firebomb13b
      @firebomb13b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      you don't say Jolden Retriever

    • @421Dungeon
      @421Dungeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *inrtense relating noises*

    • @os3c2s15
      @os3c2s15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think it's pronounced Giph

  • @Derpatious
    @Derpatious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:15 Narrator: "Just a click." Mark: "I CAN'T, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CLICK IS!"
    For all who think the earth is flat, the earth is actually round, because of gravity, with gravity, you dont float into outspace, and if you were an astronaut you would see the earth afar as it is round as a sphere shape.

  • @mira5923
    @mira5923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    4:00 "That's ME I'm the special SNOWFLAKE"
    Clearly😂

  • @mellow2573
    @mellow2573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4020

    I love how mark seems like the child and the voice is like his babysitter or something xD

    • @Vamps-y3z
      @Vamps-y3z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So true >w

    • @moonwolf9250
      @moonwolf9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And andy is a jerk wad in this

    • @fuckface2000
      @fuckface2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to me pissing off my babysitter.
      Genuinely sounds like something mark would say

    • @glamorgirls1036
      @glamorgirls1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah ditto

    • @glamorgirls1036
      @glamorgirls1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah ditto

  • @rileymiles819
    @rileymiles819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3614

    I died when this happened
    Mark: HES GOT THE ZOOMIES
    Also Mark: ZOOMIE ZOOMIE ZOOMIE

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      zoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomiezoomie

    • @realbeastmode327
      @realbeastmode327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I respect the profile picture

    • @Sevolture
      @Sevolture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lonkzelda7871 how long did that take you?

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Sevolture Used copy paste so not that long, just took a bit of time to spam it.

    • @GildedGalaxy
      @GildedGalaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes meanie meanie mo meanie

  • @wansueno
    @wansueno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:30:14
    the amount of anger in andy's voice is just over the damn roof

    • @hannahill9621
      @hannahill9621 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he was perfect for it XD

  • @liforra
    @liforra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    "If your life gives u lemons then paint them orange and sell them for double the price"

  • @calebgoodman2076
    @calebgoodman2076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    To be fair... The narrator only said fifteen passed. That means one person failed before Mark came along, therefore making him number seventeen.

    • @feliciaroberts4041
      @feliciaroberts4041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Caleb Goodman okay way you told it sounds like Undertale cause the six humans fail until Mark fell down making it seven...just like it is in...DUDE STOP

    • @lushybri
      @lushybri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You're right, Aphmau failed lmao

    • @robertoradin4896
      @robertoradin4896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Caleb Goodman aphmau played this

    • @tehyaanderson8249
      @tehyaanderson8249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Andy/Garroth did the narrating

    • @user-ee4fh1ig1m
      @user-ee4fh1ig1m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His name is Garroth in the role playing

  • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
    @SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4451

    "Are you two friend's?"
    Mark: Yes
    Narrator: No

    • @tokoyami2916
      @tokoyami2916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Narrator/ Andy/ Garoth

    • @NobodyD-c5k
      @NobodyD-c5k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol

    • @jaskiding1
      @jaskiding1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Viewers : Maybe?

    • @lolbitz4678
      @lolbitz4678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Triple funny number 696

    • @Deadinside.0
      @Deadinside.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: yes

  • @jamesperkins1724
    @jamesperkins1724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Game: "How do you pronounce it?"
    Game: "Aaannnddd you're dead! Better luck next time!"
    Me: Until it's called "Jraphics Interchange Format" I refuse to pronounce it "JIF"

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Do you pronounce it Jay-Pheg as well?

    • @Oliver-Thyella
      @Oliver-Thyella 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “YOU DO NOT CALL IT A FUCKING JRAPHICS CARD!”

    • @NolanHOfficial
      @NolanHOfficial 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can I get a time stamp plzzz

  • @mynameberamen1779
    @mynameberamen1779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    "The bug becomes a feature!"
    Literally Bethesda's catchprase.

    • @AlternateDan
      @AlternateDan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait really? I knew that a Cacodemon shooting randomly when you shot it in the eye was a bug back in the original Doom, but that's actually the case?

    • @PinaaaColaaa
      @PinaaaColaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The entirety of New Vegas.

    • @cans7043
      @cans7043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nii ok that’s mojangs catch phrase

    • @inaudivle
      @inaudivle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And mojang's

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@AlternateDan Doom is for ID Software, Bethesda is only the publisher and has NOTHING to do with the franchise. Also when did you ever shot a Caco in the eye in the og Doom?

  • @swahzie
    @swahzie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3945

    "I am an adult!"
    *Are you sure about that?*

    • @KitKatWiffleBallBat
      @KitKatWiffleBallBat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Donsensical 😂😂😂 oh snap!

    • @Werd351
      @Werd351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Donsensical no, not honestly.

    • @RubleBubble
      @RubleBubble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Donsensical I read this in John Cenas voice

    • @fletcherandjunk2246
      @fletcherandjunk2246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why did I hear John Cena?

    • @lilliesworld9942
      @lilliesworld9942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Donsensical yea its true because his mentel age is 4 i think?

  • @real.sugarcone
    @real.sugarcone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    "I watched two girls one cup!"
    One year later
    Ethan: have you seen two girls one cup?
    Mark: I've NEVER seen two girls one cup!!!

    • @davidmortimer9764
      @davidmortimer9764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Was looking for this exact comment.
      Which is it, Mark? WHICH IS IT?

    • @josebaltoomarnilson4762
      @josebaltoomarnilson4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@davidmortimer9764 he did watch it in unnus annus

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@josebaltoomarnilson4762 oh was that the video that's in almost every "out of context" compilation where he reacted in horror and ran away from the computer while Ethan stood there uncomfortably? I hadn't seen the full video so I wasn't sure.

    • @josebaltoomarnilson4762
      @josebaltoomarnilson4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@r.j.penfold yeah i think it was that one, he basically was "forced" to watch for content and he just kept agonizing in horror while ethan just noped

    • @raindrop5243
      @raindrop5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I remember my friend showed me it and now nothing can scar me more than that video

  • @niklaspeterson5622
    @niklaspeterson5622 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    35:16 if someone wants it said a certain way, theyd come out and make it known that they want it said that way in less than a year of it becoming popular, either they didnt care or we shouldnt because the never bothered to correct the ENTIRE public for multiple years

  • @warriorofthetwilight9682
    @warriorofthetwilight9682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    2018: 18:07 i have seen 2 girls one cup.
    2019 in a video of unus annus: i have never seen 2 girls one cup.
    me: You lied to me mark...

    • @thephoenix6237
      @thephoenix6237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oh it was just he wanted to keep it a secret and see here you are exposing said secret but dont worry this flash will happen annnnnnd nope I just flashed a light for nothing. Well.

    • @amirbudge402
      @amirbudge402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      damn i was confused too mark whyyy

    • @Nelski11401
      @Nelski11401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HE LIED TO US
      HE LIED TO ALL OF US

    • @MystikVultz
      @MystikVultz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bookmark 1:02

    • @Huh-n1y
      @Huh-n1y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i rushed straight into the comments when he said that

  • @nicoleflorence2915
    @nicoleflorence2915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Andy's and Mark's voice in the same video for over an hour is the best thing ever😂💖

    • @kat-games2764
      @kat-games2764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Auveine Lycan AGREEDDDDD

    • @elenapacheco5999
      @elenapacheco5999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *me hearing andys voice* TIME TO BREAK DOORS

    • @elenapacheco5999
      @elenapacheco5999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes

    • @alphafox3539
      @alphafox3539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Auveine Lycan omg yasss

    • @anonymouskitten7971
      @anonymouskitten7971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr. I thought i was the only one who realized he was the VA for this game!

  • @bigdisappointment4725
    @bigdisappointment4725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    This is just 1 hour thirty of a man having a mental breakdown.

  • @Breakvan.
    @Breakvan. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    11:05 the cup hitting the wall and table matches the narrator’s emphasis.

  • @ohokayian
    @ohokayian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    “They call me player...mark a player”- markiplier, 2018-2018
    I’m dead lol

    • @StarGirlMel
      @StarGirlMel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg which part? xD

    • @Tyler-lx2df
      @Tyler-lx2df 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Markiplayer

    • @rathernot3298
      @rathernot3298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JOKES ON YOU IM ALIVE
      *TRIES TO PLAY FLUTE ON PINEAPPLE*

    • @glitchcode5392
      @glitchcode5392 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      narrator is rude to markiplier,now its time to revenge!!! whompy whompus the game!

    • @ediffers4298
      @ediffers4298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark keep lier

  • @kaitheianitefollower3114
    @kaitheianitefollower3114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    ITS ANDY. I flipped out when I saw the notification because I knew from a while back that Andy voice acted for this game 😂 Glad you’re playing it Mark!

    • @mich7417
      @mich7417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was like “wait.... WAIIIITTT”

  • @OfficialLuni
    @OfficialLuni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    "Dumbledore dies"
    Me, who just started reading Harry Potter: *why must you hurt me this way*

    • @jacksparrow-le4ff
      @jacksparrow-le4ff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's ok don't worry he doesn't actually 😏 or does he

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is HPPP what got you started then?

    • @Rose_2968
      @Rose_2968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well he doesn't really or does he he doesn't no no he does I can't remember pretty sure it's a joke but does he die or not

    • @Tactically_sniped
      @Tactically_sniped 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @channelnotfound6106
      @channelnotfound6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      SPOILER!!!

  • @Maria-xf1yx
    @Maria-xf1yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    The game: "Dude, stop"
    Markiplier: "No, I don't think I will"

    • @stephaniemullinex4293
      @stephaniemullinex4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that is one of the exact things that actually has me questioning whether I actually like this TH-camr or not

  • @AbirMahjoub
    @AbirMahjoub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Andy: ''Before we start let me tel you a story , there were three little pigges.''
    Mark :'' *AND THEN THEY DIED* !!''

    • @Kiyo_mimii
      @Kiyo_mimii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The guy who is voice acting is named Andy!!!

    • @marleighrice432
      @marleighrice432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emmaly Alpha I know!! I love Andy!!

    • @Kiyo_mimii
      @Kiyo_mimii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crimsonelephant Me too!!!

    • @dragontailstudio8791
      @dragontailstudio8791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then the corgies came to much ....fine

    • @ph03n1xm9
      @ph03n1xm9 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      One piggy made a house out of straw *AND DIED.*

  • @nicolemoone3444
    @nicolemoone3444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    One time when i was in school, me and my freinds were debating on how to pronounce GIF correctly and one of them was like "No, its JIF, JIF IS HOW ITS SAID" and my other freing went "Okay well when you go to heaven you can ask JOD."

  • @idchunn
    @idchunn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    57:10 the game was so true for that one and the way the hand was agressively shaking is just on point😂😭💀

  • @andrewr3846
    @andrewr3846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    18:05 “I’ve seen 2 girls one cup and it don’t go good” meanwhile on other channel he supposedly reacted to it for the first time

  • @neumxn5069
    @neumxn5069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Narrator: maybe you just didnt know what to do
    Mark: * offended * my emotions are hurt.

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      very suspicious lookin Mark you got there on your pfp I love that xd

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Eric Bussa maybe he's finally the impostor... ? xd

  • @aspwned
    @aspwned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    mark: *claims he has watched 2 girls 1 cup*
    also mark in [redacted]: "wHaTs ThAt"

    • @sebastianblass73
      @sebastianblass73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Copy Cat not necessarily... more likely he lied here or in the other video.
      In the episode "worst kind of cupping" they actually show that a video on the porn site came out the same day.

    • @sebastianblass73
      @sebastianblass73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Copy Cat haha, well i cant stop that ^^

    • @ProtoManiac2283
      @ProtoManiac2283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol yeah

    • @aspwned
      @aspwned 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Copy Cat
      Holy hell... What if mark and Ethan are actually dead and we're just watching videos that were never uploaded... All these events have happened before and we're just reliving it... Or maybe mark and Ethan are just lazy :p

    • @khoibui9213
      @khoibui9213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      18:08 for the time he said that

  • @anemon3333
    @anemon3333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the bet: whoever lost had to dress up as the grinch and run around screaming "WHEEEEEERS MY ONION???!?!?"

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s much worse than that…

  • @HunterTracks
    @HunterTracks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Author: "Let's throw in a little alchemy!"
    Mark: "What do I need?"
    Me: "Let's begin with two freshly orphaned brothers"

  • @Ms.Anonymous
    @Ms.Anonymous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    1:19:46 It's like when you get the right answer for a math problem but it gets marked wrong because you didn't use the right method

  • @ForestKorok_
    @ForestKorok_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    “I’ll screw myself with the potato!”
    Yeah we have video evidence of that too lol

    • @sabrinahaag8501
      @sabrinahaag8501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ooohhhhh

    • @Kitsunelover1995
      @Kitsunelover1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      "I may be a potato but I have standards" - Markiplier November 17, 2015

    • @failpup2062
      @failpup2062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “And you screw the D.U.C.K.!”

    • @augur8261
      @augur8261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did you really use lol in 2018?

    • @alorahodgins936
      @alorahodgins936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah true!

  • @army_forever3597
    @army_forever3597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    9:04 HoW mEnNy PeNiS LiKe THiNgS coULd u FiT iN aN aNvElOp😂😂😂

    • @choccymon_2646
      @choccymon_2646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bruh I was laughing so hard when I watched that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Wario_loves_Garlic
      @Wario_loves_Garlic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahahahaha

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    This game's narration gives me life

    • @therandomstuff_356
      @therandomstuff_356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Veridian the voiceover is done by TheDragonHat. I think he did an awesome job!

    • @tntarrow
      @tntarrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Flaresha Thank goodness someone knew it was him the updates just said Voice Actor

    • @wileyglass3324
      @wileyglass3324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Veridian that's not what they meant when they told you "get a life"

    • @twizzy1794
      @twizzy1794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OMG I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR!

    • @jayparsons3293
      @jayparsons3293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Veridian he kinda sounds like Dan TDM

  • @artsyfartsycam
    @artsyfartsycam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Life: *gives mark lemons*
    Mark: "Let's turn them into grenades"
    Me: "I love the portal reference not to mention the cake looks exactly like the one from portal!!!!!!"

    • @groupdg
      @groupdg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Camden Horn I'm going to make a combustionable lemon

    • @JDCorp
      @JDCorp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!*

    • @tail_lights1051
      @tail_lights1051 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JD Logo cumy cumy goey goey

    • @elita-2
      @elita-2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *When life gives you lemons, make combustible lemons and throw them at life's house!*

  • @emmadruer6954
    @emmadruer6954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Poor Andy is slowly losing his mind because of mark 😂

    • @noxnox-e9s
      @noxnox-e9s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sanity? Whats that? Surely we dont need that, right?

    • @Iambadatusernames_kat
      @Iambadatusernames_kat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I am so happy someone else knows who the VA is in this game

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well to be fair Andy was being condescending... unlike his mentor The Narrator, who only wanted to take Stanley on a fun adventure

    • @choccymon_2646
      @choccymon_2646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      his name is Andy? I never knew that thanks for teaching me

    • @choccymon_2646
      @choccymon_2646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (I'm talking about the narrator)

  • @mirandadeselms5499
    @mirandadeselms5499 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:23:37 "I said NO pickles, not ONLY pickles" got me wheezing 😂😂

  • @altounedited3
    @altounedited3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Guy: A wet puddle-
    Mark: *VROOM*

    • @NadiaK.0921
      @NadiaK.0921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They guy is Andy aka TheDragonHat he does a voice for garroth in aphmau' series (Aphmau is a TH-camr)

    • @thepinkdiamondhannah2358
      @thepinkdiamondhannah2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NadiaK.0921 THANK YOU i love andy!

    • @Fckraine
      @Fckraine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vertical Fox YAZ aph for life

    • @NadiaK.0921
      @NadiaK.0921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fckraine yup ! :3

    • @NadiaK.0921
      @NadiaK.0921 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thepinkdiamondhannah2358 No Problem

  • @optombomber2980
    @optombomber2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Lol extreme I just love the look on markiplier’s face when the disembodied ingame voice started cussing him out and giving him grief 4:55

    • @Fredbobfred
      @Fredbobfred ปีที่แล้ว

      175 likes and no reply? Lemme fix that.

  • @kavinaderrow3269
    @kavinaderrow3269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    This game was actually narrated by TheDragonHat. Aphmau fans may know him as Andy, or Garroth Ro'Meave.

    • @peteymeyer9830
      @peteymeyer9830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kavina Derrow garreth

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kavina Derrow holy crap I can’t believe I didn’t recognize him. Even though I don’t watch her any more, Minecraft Diaries was my childhood. I’m disappointed in myself. Thanks for pointing that out.

    • @Sadsquidyy352
      @Sadsquidyy352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kavina Derrow hehehehe
      I know

    • @raylasagna
      @raylasagna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Holy frickity frack I knew the voice was familiar but then when I saw this comment I was like, OH MY GAWD

    • @meiwu7660
      @meiwu7660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew that already

  • @TheDigitalInferno
    @TheDigitalInferno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    fun fact: in 'the story' section, Mark said the word 'Zoomies' 46 times

    • @Silas-j9z
      @Silas-j9z 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That is completely useless piece of information, and i love it!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3230

    This reminds me of a lot of "the game"

  • @Joeybun
    @Joeybun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    “They call me player, ....Markiplayer”
    Dude.. stop..

  • @trashopposum5965
    @trashopposum5965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "Dumbledore dies"
    Me:*deep breathe* HOW DARE YOU-

    • @Typi
      @Typi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carmen Apple He passed

    • @trashopposum5965
      @trashopposum5965 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ಠ_ಠ

    • @trashopposum5965
      @trashopposum5965 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly don't fucking know.

    • @diamond-heart21
      @diamond-heart21 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NANI!? ORA ORA ORA stop it. It’s not,

    • @naur4990
      @naur4990 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone calm down and take a *_deep breathe_*

  • @Vee-t9g
    @Vee-t9g ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Narrator:no bad-bad! Only good-good!!
    Mark:THATS ME, ONLY GOOD-GOOD

  • @sophieh6799
    @sophieh6799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    *Mark clicks frantically as the cat has an existential crisis, breaks the fourth wall, and contemplates suicide*

  • @eagletsnupper7876
    @eagletsnupper7876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "You're gonna have a face-full of punch if you keep that up"
    Mark is a man who I would not like to receive a face-full of punch from

  • @user-et5lp2um5y
    @user-et5lp2um5y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    “They call me player...Markiplayer” 😂😂😂

    • @incendiarywf2369
      @incendiarywf2369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol😂

    • @acringeyfanboy8746
      @acringeyfanboy8746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to let's date."
      Does anyone remember that line?

  • @CyclopsFromMUGEN
    @CyclopsFromMUGEN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    31:36
    Voice: Did the doggy deserve to stay outside?
    Mark: No.
    Voice: Very good answer.
    Mark: Thank you.
    Voice: She got what she deserved.
    Mark: *NOOOOOOOOO!!*

  • @abitsillyy
    @abitsillyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The fact that Andy voices this just makes me happy

    • @emi3601
      @emi3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      literally omg, all I could hear was garroth tho 😭

  • @lamarvfx_
    @lamarvfx_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    Markiplier: “I am an adult!”
    Vsauce: *Or Are You?*

    • @rebekahlps6842
      @rebekahlps6842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Technically 30 counts as an young adult, so..

    • @lamarvfx_
      @lamarvfx_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/wooosh

    • @Doomguy617
      @Doomguy617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      >I am an adult!
      *proceeds to defend saying gif instead of jif*

    • @johnathon1851
      @johnathon1851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold up. There are 911 likes on this...
      Hey there, VCop here.

  • @Cat-ww6qy
    @Cat-ww6qy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Narrator: "There were three little piggies"
    Mark: *visibly struggling*
    Narrator: *says nothing*
    Mark: AND THEN THEY DIED

  • @TheGreatPapyrus-x6c
    @TheGreatPapyrus-x6c 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:43 NOTHING 😅

  • @KCKrumbcake
    @KCKrumbcake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Nobody can weight down the steel balls it took for the person to write the VIDEO SUBTITLES. They wrote the entire ALREADY WRITTEN subtitles, and they included Mark talking too.

  • @Kt-ws1gs
    @Kt-ws1gs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    This reminds me of “there is no game”

    • @paytonzvlogzgamingweirdo6571
      @paytonzvlogzgamingweirdo6571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Katieatieatie oooo same

    • @meaty.
      @meaty. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think it’s made by the same people

    • @SomeWeirdDudeIsBad
      @SomeWeirdDudeIsBad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Katieatieatie same

    • @houdini9739
      @houdini9739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’s a game for the Nintendo switch called Icey and from the description it looks a lot like this. Apparently the narrator is evil and you have to figure out what’s really going on with the game.

    • @helenamarten4274
      @helenamarten4274 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @themalevolentone5087
    @themalevolentone5087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    “if i’m getting sexual ness from a book” he clearly hasn’t read fanfiction

    • @OmotamiaDev
      @OmotamiaDev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *god damn right*

    • @deathbrry4958
      @deathbrry4958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My friend asked me what "smut" meant today because he said his old friend called him that...... He and his friend are 8...
      Edit: I'm 14

    • @whydoieven1400
      @whydoieven1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@deathbrry4958 At least it's not BDSM

    • @deathbrry4958
      @deathbrry4958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@whydoieven1400 true 👌

    • @raindrop5243
      @raindrop5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good thing he hasn't discovered Wattpad or AO3 or Quotev-
      Or searched "markiplier X __ "

  • @hannahduggan3599
    @hannahduggan3599 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whenever I go to church and sit down to sing the second song, I always see my uncle tapping his foot, which embarrasses me to no end. I think inside my head, "dude, stop."

  • @MasquedMocha
    @MasquedMocha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "Candy Cup; Don't Crush It"
    Mark - genuinely disgusted at that horrible pun

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You misspelled “greatest” and accidentally made it look like “horrible”

    • @brittneyhoward4491
      @brittneyhoward4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean like candy crush

  • @Fruitpatch
    @Fruitpatch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Once upon a time there were three little piggies
    *AND THEN THEY DIED!* "

    • @jadynemarie9280
      @jadynemarie9280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ootani Michuyo lol

    • @paxlmao7762
      @paxlmao7762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      guys, don't like or dislike this comment let's just keep the number of likes how it is...k?

  • @devonwilliams7389
    @devonwilliams7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    25:56
    Narrator: cats like to jump
    Mark: (jumps cat and lands on head)
    Mark: uh oh
    Narrator:but cats always land on their feet
    Mark: oh oops oh no

    • @banditofrblx
      @banditofrblx ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark again: GET ME BACK UP

  • @MI_CherryTarts
    @MI_CherryTarts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "That's me. I'm a special Snowflake."
    -Markiplier 2022
    (I shall leave a quote in every Markiplier video I watch.)

  • @Misshowzat
    @Misshowzat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Screw you!"
    "Screw me!? I'll screw myself! ...with the potato!"
    I thought you guys were already doing that.

  • @sadiewhite5684
    @sadiewhite5684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    aAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    YOU NASTY PEICE OF
    *screen cut out*
    Lesson learned:dont make andy mad

    • @mtsyuu_
      @mtsyuu_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YUP! But Aphmau still did😂😂

    • @krystalkat15
      @krystalkat15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup

    • @mar04382
      @mar04382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about... Lesson learned: DONT SWEAR KIDS MIGHT BE PLAYING (Im a kid) Proves: (Plays Game) HAH!

    • @telehoe6017
      @telehoe6017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -shit

    • @mar04382
      @mar04382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh yep thats not really swearing... it just cut out... =I

  • @kingamiko382
    @kingamiko382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Stick it in already!"
    You can't tell me I'm the only one thinking wrong about that.

  • @patrickwentzell4638
    @patrickwentzell4638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lucus : " Ethan let's play a little game all you have to do is light the candle and put it on the cake . "
    Biohazard .

  • @justsomerobloxvids1791
    @justsomerobloxvids1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    The game: "Water makes cats wet."
    My dumb brain: " *WATER MAKES CAT SWEAT* "

    • @NoName-ip1ke
      @NoName-ip1ke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait... it wasn't just me?
      Hahahahahahaha I guess now I thought it was only me that it happened to Xd

    • @tomcat3946
      @tomcat3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At around 25:20 the voice recording lady said something like "The cat wants to leave the kitchen."
      But I heard it as "Thecat wants to leave the chicken."

    • @ice_ollie
      @ice_ollie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *confused nosies*

    • @chilly4295
      @chilly4295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mk

    • @emilycollins1825
      @emilycollins1825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      water: *water noises*
      Cats: *nervous sweating*

  • @littlelulucoconut
    @littlelulucoconut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love that Mark was talking to a video game! XD
    Well... He was talking to Andy. The voice actor of the game, and the voice actor of Garroth in Aphmau's series.

  • @DerpiestGameBlast
    @DerpiestGameBlast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    " How many penis like things can you fit into an envlope? "
    - Markiplier 2018

    • @Likemea
      @Likemea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Likes are not neccesary in this comment.

    • @davidbass6780
      @davidbass6780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That depends on the size of them

    • @bobtheboneboy6531
      @bobtheboneboy6531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want that to be my epitaph

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Game-Blast
      "That's for my mother-in-law."
      XD

    • @Charolette_Katakuri
      @Charolette_Katakuri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As many as u want XD

  • @playking7900
    @playking7900 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    18:08 like Markiplier, to this day, has been scared for life after doing that 😂😂

  • @naurrr2471
    @naurrr2471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    is no one gonna talk about the lowkey implied sexual bet the narrator had with his friend???

    • @comsky4251
      @comsky4251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      glad I wasn't the only one who thought that

    • @tuunaa
      @tuunaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i just wanna mfing know: what bet DID he make??

    • @comsky4251
      @comsky4251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@tuunaa let’s just say it involved a riding crop, a whip and a video recorder

    • @tuunaa
      @tuunaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@comsky4251 sounds like hardcore bdsm and humiliation play with room for scat and water sports if I've ever seen it Edit: crossdressing is also def involved.

    • @crazypancakez2632
      @crazypancakez2632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nah, he’s gotta wear the maid outfit. Or some hardcore bdsm kinky shit