Sucker for Love: First Date

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  • Ever wanted to date Cthulhu? Maybe get a smooch from an eldritch horror? Well then Sucker for Love has a beautiful girl(?) just for you!
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  • @alexisglaab2572
    @alexisglaab2572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4559

    "FOR WHAT PURPOSE HAVE YOU AWOKEN LN'ETA THE STARSPAWN, AND BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF REALITY?"
    Mark: "Uhhh... smash?"

    • @julixpinguimon8023
      @julixpinguimon8023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      "Weirdly enough.. smash"

    • @StomeAura
      @StomeAura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      “Oh, I should have brought my gamecube controller!”

    • @nightdash8938
      @nightdash8938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "Smash... But why??"

    • @superkid3993
      @superkid3993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@StomeAura 3 stock random characters

    • @aidenanderson2777
      @aidenanderson2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ight bet

  • @randomstuff6786
    @randomstuff6786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13282

    Game: "I can snap your mind like a twig in seconds"
    Mark's face, not a massochist obv: OH BABY

    • @kitkatpita6703
      @kitkatpita6703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Definitely not totally not a masochist definitely not obviously *Points to video where he tells Sean to slap him*

    • @Ducky2223
      @Ducky2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@kitkatpita6703 definitely not a masochist. Absolutely not. Gestures wildly to videos where he plays surgeon simulator in an ice bath and where he eats hot peppers and runs on a treadmill

    • @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635
      @wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Beast v2🔥 Ignore this comment for this is a bot people

    • @mranderson9553
      @mranderson9553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@kitkatpita6703 more than that didn't he play a game as a kid where they just played bowling but it was their crotch instead of the pins, i forget if it was a unus anus video or just an old one

    • @lipalipz6924
      @lipalipz6924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mark probably : "Jokes on you I'm into that kinda stuff!!"

  • @Pagan-al-poftei
    @Pagan-al-poftei ปีที่แล้ว +6573

    “ this one isn’t a warning it just helps lower your electricity bill.”
    Best statement in the game

    • @iwogold816
      @iwogold816 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The best ritual step in the game

    • @rodolforichmond7141
      @rodolforichmond7141 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm the 666th like, lol

    • @VeryRGOTI
      @VeryRGOTI 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Even when reality ends, you still can't escape the electricity bills.

    • @sylveon3955
      @sylveon3955 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@VeryRGOTI Death and Taxes

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R ปีที่แล้ว +5906

    The Necronomicon looking like a little girl's diary is honestly super fitting. I can just picture Cthulu laying on his tummy, kicking his legs as he scribbles in it and twirls his tendrils.

    • @user-hx5dh1ql9d
      @user-hx5dh1ql9d ปีที่แล้ว +84

      BAHA

    • @almondwater4280
      @almondwater4280 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      "Dear diary, today was such a good day!! I met the sweetest boy today, and-" 🗿

    • @haveyouseenmycoffeecup
      @haveyouseenmycoffeecup ปีที่แล้ว +22

      YES

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier ปีที่แล้ว +289

      And he’s using a pink glitter gel pen with a pompom on the end

    • @A_McDouble
      @A_McDouble ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love this

  • @part3dio35
    @part3dio35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12009

    "if you already ate the poison, might as well lick the plate"
    That's actually a pretty good quote

  • @KATinBLACK
    @KATinBLACK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14109

    Darling is a gentleman. All those rituals and sacrifices and he didn’t even want the squooshy, he just wanted a simple kiss

    • @Foolius.
      @Foolius. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +898

      Also Mark:*peeks in shower*

    • @Adirbal
      @Adirbal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

      The c'thussy

    • @enriqueso5156
      @enriqueso5156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      @@Adirbal homie is down bad 💀

    • @darksoul_2.044
      @darksoul_2.044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      @@Adirbal nice but is it worth it?
      WITH EVERY CELL OF MY BODY
      *YES* 🐙

    • @jonathanstackhaus8449
      @jonathanstackhaus8449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      I mean with a mouth like that, who could tell the difference

  • @VexoSilentO
    @VexoSilentO ปีที่แล้ว +3023

    This video should have been titled:
    *Mark flirting with a psychopathic demon octopus for 50 minutes*

    • @materialgwurl8737
      @materialgwurl8737 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yes

    • @donnathestrawberry5792
      @donnathestrawberry5792 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HAHAHA

    • @Ehenzel
      @Ehenzel ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No way bro he's flirting with a Splatoon character

    • @dedbot9872
      @dedbot9872 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A SEXY psychopathic demon octopus

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Psychopathic? It’s an eldritch god. We’re less than ants in its eyes.

  • @Essendiinanis
    @Essendiinanis ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    I legit adore Ln’eta
    She’s super sweet, vaguely threatening, and strangely comforting at the prospect of absolute death.

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Right..."vaguely"
      The very being wanting reality gone is "vaguely" threatening

    • @Shockbucklin
      @Shockbucklin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Starts with S and ends with P.

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Cringe

    • @Duckerton_on_lsd
      @Duckerton_on_lsd 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ...dommy mommy.
      (This is a joke)

    • @LizzyLiz-li8jt
      @LizzyLiz-li8jt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She's hot too, lol 😅

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6201

    that "objective: survive!" part made this a weirdly successful blend of romantic comedy and horror

    • @thefriendlyknight
      @thefriendlyknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The halo vibes made me happy

    • @shepbear
      @shepbear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You spoiler it

    • @kylerdavis2130
      @kylerdavis2130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@shepbear then don’t read comments mid video

    • @ballisticbrontosaurus
      @ballisticbrontosaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thefriendlyknight lone wolf intensifies

    • @justacrusadr
      @justacrusadr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thefriendlyknight current objective: survive

  • @captain5935
    @captain5935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24369

    The moment mark realised that people would never let him live down his Malibu mispronunciation.. is priceless

    • @xxterpzxx581
      @xxterpzxx581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I'm confused. Who cares

    • @noonoo4503
      @noonoo4503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      God bless everyone

    • @dannyofdoom1
      @dannyofdoom1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      @@xxterpzxx581 it’s just funny..

    • @kahiruo
      @kahiruo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@xxterpzxx581 him and i care

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@xxterpzxx581 The fact that you made this reply kinda makes it ironic don't you think?

  • @Noelleanderson
    @Noelleanderson ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Can we all agree Michaela’s voice always fits her characters insanely well? Like I know it’s her job but you don’t always get that from voice actors. Yandere Chan worked so well with her deeper and mysterious voice acting and now L’neta? She’s such a good voice actor.

  • @bomberelnour1005
    @bomberelnour1005 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Mark: "I would never.."
    Also mark: *proceeds to jamming the bathroom door and looking at her in the shower*

  • @jaideninky3929
    @jaideninky3929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6699

    “Babe, you’re a cosmic horror, I’m… pretty cool” is my new favorite quote ever

    • @Lunar_Butterfly
      @Lunar_Butterfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      The way he says it makes it perfect x3

    • @CallMeAnisse
      @CallMeAnisse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I expected the I fcked Cthulhu line

    • @SorryIfILaggout
      @SorryIfILaggout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      where is it ?

    • @iwantsleep8079
      @iwantsleep8079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@SorryIfILaggout 46:28

    • @tonyzotz6015
      @tonyzotz6015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Definitely have to use that for your next break up

  • @jemgamer944
    @jemgamer944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9344

    Mark: “I am not a Masochist”
    Also Mark:Interested in Dating Lovecraftian creatures

    • @obama8025
      @obama8025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      JESUS CHRIST THIS BOTS

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who isn't?

    • @BlazeInferno360
      @BlazeInferno360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@obama8025 As soon as Markiplier uploads a video, the bots come out of nowhere 😒

    • @aurum316
      @aurum316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@obama8025 these*

    • @aiden.x
      @aiden.x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @masterofclowning
    @masterofclowning ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I like how his "hero syndrome" goes away as soon as a tentacly smooch comes into picture.

  • @noobik829
    @noobik829 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "eh, a squid is fine too"
    I laughed my ass of from that

  • @YelloWool
    @YelloWool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3043

    Mark: I won’t peek!
    Mark 2 Seconds later: 👁👄👁

    • @ludicrosite
      @ludicrosite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      reported

    • @WrenderDraws
      @WrenderDraws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yello I watch all your videos and now I found you here! What a coincidence

    • @AnythinggDirt
      @AnythinggDirt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ludicrosite reported for what lmao

    • @JikuAraiguma
      @JikuAraiguma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      would like but it's at 69 likes as of writing this

    • @deez8111
      @deez8111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Beast v2🔥 Damn Bro Thats Mad Funny
      Especially The Part Where You Though We Gave a Fuck.

  • @samanthasoriano4188
    @samanthasoriano4188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    The MC of this game was practically written for mark to play

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Literally as he was reading some of the lines I kept thinking 'this is literally Mark' 'this is actually Mark rn.' 😂

    • @tasharaulston1868
      @tasharaulston1868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kalysian Solve the riddle

    • @tasharaulston1868
      @tasharaulston1868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kalysian What goes up and never comes down?

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tasharaulston1868 Our boi's ego probably 🤣👌

    • @tasharaulston1868
      @tasharaulston1868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kalysian 𝙮𝙚𝙨

  • @skyb0und86
    @skyb0und86 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "But if you chicken out or go insane I'll end reality right then and there."
    Mark: .......D E A L

  • @materialgwurl8737
    @materialgwurl8737 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I love the way he said ''I always finish quickly'' and roasted himself without knowing.

    • @carpeted-bathroom96
      @carpeted-bathroom96 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      No that was the joke

    • @marcuseisenkolb2127
      @marcuseisenkolb2127 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He knew💀

    • @janus2638
      @janus2638 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      that's not a roast that's a badge on honor SPEEDRUNNERS UNITE!

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He definitely knew

  • @RottenBen
    @RottenBen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4766

    Mark: "I am not a Masochist"
    Game: "If you've already eaten the poison, might as well lick the plate."
    Mark: "I agree!"

    • @vastolordeking6285
      @vastolordeking6285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @Savetion 100k TH-cam GOD wtf

    • @Moonlit_Snowflake
      @Moonlit_Snowflake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Kavetion actually, you cannot please everyone with one shitty vid over attacking some icon. to please others you must sexually harass Cthulhu's daughter.

    • @paisleesheppard5629
      @paisleesheppard5629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah okay the bots are just getting sinister now.

    • @raphi6817
      @raphi6817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Markie-moo at his finest 👌🏿 form.

    • @2kchallengewith4video
      @2kchallengewith4video 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      how many subs can I get from this comment? Current: 1.4k

  • @ISxKI
    @ISxKI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3942

    Gotta love it when Mark starts with a "uhm hi" intro, would be in for a ride

    • @OunasAnousFan
      @OunasAnousFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know right XD

    • @see4881
      @see4881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Markiplier when he plays any weird game be like

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That lets you know EXACTLY what we're all in for!

    • @thesupershinymegagengar2034
      @thesupershinymegagengar2034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kelly Hart What others did he do, besides the infamous Doki Doki Literature Club?

    • @basicwitch6562
      @basicwitch6562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thesupershinymegagengar2034 My favorite intro is the one for Chair Fucking Simulator.

  • @dakofruit
    @dakofruit ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Nothing like being sick and watching markiplier.

  • @JodRoom
    @JodRoom ปีที่แล้ว +79

    game really puts the "love" in "lovecraftian"

    • @anirbanhasan8988
      @anirbanhasan8988 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Fun Fact: H.P Lovecraft was asexual. Not much love in him either

  • @bloodrival2
    @bloodrival2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2747

    "Don't worry, I always finish quickly." That line killed me.

  • @nathangoedeke694
    @nathangoedeke694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6770

    "They say if you already at poison, you might as well lick the plate"
    Mark: "I don't know who said that"
    Me: "Whoever it is, is probably dead"

    • @lonelysome21
      @lonelysome21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      oh... true but... why?

    • @A1phaWolf150
      @A1phaWolf150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mithridates?

    • @JimmyPizzaDelivery
      @JimmyPizzaDelivery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@lonelysome21
      Well, if you ingest poison, you can probably cure it if it's in small amounts, but in large amounts the concentration will probably be too high and you'd probably die.
      There's a joke here and it probably went over my head, but for anybody wondering why.

    • @lmaolmao2544
      @lmaolmao2544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@JimmyPizzaDelivery it’s like that tale of when a Chinese emperor accused an innocent general of rebellion and decreed him to be executed, so the general said fuck it and actually rebelled.

    • @WiseArkAngel
      @WiseArkAngel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Probably Rasputin. That mf drank a glass of wine and ate a bunch of food laced with cyanide and the only thing that killed him was the sympathizers straight up shooting him with guns.

  • @immixsilver1070
    @immixsilver1070 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I find it so funny how whenever Ln'eta is talking about some sort of unspeakable horror she says it in the most happy/nonchalant voice she can muster.

  • @Mr.Chaos..
    @Mr.Chaos.. ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Cuthulu lady“The stronger my influence I have on you”
    Markiplier “ ooohh oooh oooh “

  • @itz_onion1312
    @itz_onion1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5227

    Damn... Markiplier really do be selling all humanity for some Ln'ussy.

    • @OGComputerTitus
      @OGComputerTitus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      Even the bot above me got confuse lmfao💀

    • @archang3l123
      @archang3l123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      @@OGComputerTitus the bot got so flabbergast it forgot what it was supposed to spam 💀

    • @amanwithnoplans6592
      @amanwithnoplans6592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      What in the sam fuck did you just utter into this realm

    • @derpixelite
      @derpixelite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      on god?

    • @shockmazta3116
      @shockmazta3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Shit bro if I was in "Darling's" position I would too.

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8874

    Ln'eta: "I WILL DESTROY THE WHOLE REALITY!"
    Darling: "will I get a smooch"
    Ln'eta: "..yes"
    Darling: "Well then, THAT IS A DEAL, I SAY!"

  • @marshmallowbird6030
    @marshmallowbird6030 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    11:09 I like the subtle lines along her body implying that she’s made entirely of tentacles

    • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
      @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It was mentioned in the first Sucker for love game. Yes, this is the second game. Tho it would be better to call it a demo of sorts. It only had the chapter 1 stuff, and a sparser apartment. Anyway, in the last bit of dialogue in that game, L'neta answers a question that Darling asks (Is your hair also tenticles?) by saying, and I quote, "I am mostly tenticles". So good observation.

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Mark: god she's cute
    *Ladies and Gentlemen. We got him*

  • @VAMichaelaLaws
    @VAMichaelaLaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50816

    Thanks for playing, darling! Really honored to voice L'neta and have you experience her story

    • @Xxgxxaxx
      @Xxgxxaxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +750

      yeah same

    • @mrpages6384
      @mrpages6384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

      You, miss, made some seriously good art. We appreciate it

    • @highdivinity8243
      @highdivinity8243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +861

      I knew I recognised her voice was somewhere!

    • @edo0girl2.03
      @edo0girl2.03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +673

      Top tier voice acting!💖 You were great!

    • @felixmalcherek2919
      @felixmalcherek2919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Really great voice acting! Good job! :D

  • @nanifa6082
    @nanifa6082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9382

    "Eldritch Gods destroying our reality when they wake up because we are just a dream" is probably the best Lovecraft explaination I have ever heard.

    • @Peter-xw2py
      @Peter-xw2py 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      I’m pretty sure that’s in the original material if you dig deep enough

    • @dopamiine4298
      @dopamiine4298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

      @@Peter-xw2py yeah. If i recall all of reality is just the dream of the blind idiot god, Azathoth. Once he wakes up everything and anything will cease to exist as all existence was just a manifestation of his dreams

    • @bhraazkashyap7461
      @bhraazkashyap7461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      This is also the foundation of the Elder Scrolls lore. The Godhead's dream, CHIM and all the like.

    • @kuroyuki6254
      @kuroyuki6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I know right? I really loved that

    • @callmekrause4556
      @callmekrause4556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bhraazkashyap7461 also there are religions that state the same

  • @ZodiacCSin
    @ZodiacCSin ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It took me re-watching 3 times over to realise that "quiet hill" is a "Silent Hill" reference... (18:59)

  • @DragonFyst
    @DragonFyst ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Someone needs to make a knockoff of this where it’s Mark trying to summon Lady Dimitrescu. 😂

    • @sottaoru_x_tsukima2165
      @sottaoru_x_tsukima2165 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂dude I love his face when he has dirty minded thoughts😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ryuudrazyl5330
    @ryuudrazyl5330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    As I said previously, the man who would smash a Beedrill and chairs (thanks for the reminder @Scythe) doesn't surprise me with any of his other life choices.

    • @andycandyandart
      @andycandyandart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      EXACTLY! BRO HE'D SMASH WALORD(I can't spell) 😭

    • @its99pm
      @its99pm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It seems like only hours since he was concerned about being viewed as a furry, and we're already at the tentacle... uh, smooches.

    • @nattonep8788
      @nattonep8788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hmm... He didn't say he'd smash Tentacruel or Octillery but Malamar...
      Hohoho...

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better: a Dugtrio.

    • @scythe3182
      @scythe3182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chairs 😭

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4145

    Ln'eta: "whos that darling?"
    Mark: *becomes an opera singer*

    • @aidenanderson2777
      @aidenanderson2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Holy light shines from his mouth

    • @FROST_HUGGER
      @FROST_HUGGER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@aidenanderson2777 that is something someone on the bible would say

    • @TwinCuri
      @TwinCuri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i laughed at this

    • @x3dwany371
      @x3dwany371 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FROST_HUGGER or it’s could be a cheesy line in a porno

    • @Hobo-Dragon
      @Hobo-Dragon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@x3dwany371 PGFFT WHAT

  • @The_Fine_Lad
    @The_Fine_Lad ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "MY GOD LOOK AT THAT ASS" -Markiplier, the best quote I have ever heard

  • @Bitmap90
    @Bitmap90 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    36:24 ... It was at this moment I realized what L'neta meant when she said she was "going for a walk outside". 😨😨

    • @Oa515
      @Oa515 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What did she mean? Ō•Ō

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    Lovecraft in his grave, twisting and turning, fuming in the afterlife at seeing that his beloved cosmic horrors and daemon are being turned into anime girls.
    *Hot, sexy, thicc anime girls.*

    • @scrumpors8706
      @scrumpors8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      And the world is better for it

    • @leahhatcher3190
      @leahhatcher3190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Screw lovecraft

    • @acceptablecasualty5319
      @acceptablecasualty5319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He wouldn't care an ounce.

    • @scrumpors8706
      @scrumpors8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@acceptablecasualty5319 obviously, he used the metric system

    • @lilr6199
      @lilr6199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@scrumpors8706 ok that made me giggle a bit, good one

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8125

    Mark: _"Lixian, put a nice like deep rumbly filter on my voice!"_
    Nerd Fiction: L̸i̴x̶i̶a̵n̶ ̷i̸s̷n̷'̶t̷ ̷h̶e̶r̴e̸ ̴r̶i̵g̸h̷t̵ ̷n̸o̷w̴ ̶>̶:̵)̴

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Hell yeah! Mark probably didn't know that Marcus would edit this one - but credit where credit is due! 💖

    • @thehonestdude1067
      @thehonestdude1067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The edit was good but the editors licences for one of the effects he is using is expired 😅

    • @luckytenth6827
      @luckytenth6827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *Me, a smartass:* Yeah because Lixian has a family and it's Valentine's Day so today's his day off.

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I will be honest
      .. ...
      I was expecting a chipmunk sound

    • @kumuhana
      @kumuhana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thehonestdude1067 what ?

  • @bigtomar
    @bigtomar ปีที่แล้ว +16

    46:14 Sorry, but Ryan Reynolds is a part of humanity, and I can't let anything happen to him. He's my bbg, which you'll never be.

  • @luvbite
    @luvbite ปีที่แล้ว +34

    15:40 the toot after mark said “i feel it” 😭

  • @xaviergustave8742
    @xaviergustave8742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4939

    I love how he knows that him mispronouncing “Malibu” isn’t getting let down anytime soon lol

  • @parallellia1509
    @parallellia1509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    "That's just the... mailman."
    Ah yes, when you don't give any points to Charisma in RPG's.

    • @matheusrubimdepaoli5409
      @matheusrubimdepaoli5409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      considering it worked, I'd say he has pretty high carisma

    • @parallellia1509
      @parallellia1509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@matheusrubimdepaoli5409 makes sense

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      When you have so much charisma whatever you come up with somehow works.

    • @i_am_squishy6230
      @i_am_squishy6230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      When you have no charisma but max luck.

    • @parallellia1509
      @parallellia1509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@i_am_squishy6230 Yeah that's more accurate.

  • @Miajaws
    @Miajaws ปีที่แล้ว +29

    35:29 it’s that time of the month

    • @Ella.12-16
      @Ella.12-16 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂

  • @wren_da_birb
    @wren_da_birb ปีที่แล้ว +27

    45:52 Okay but why do I feel super bad for her even though she was gonna end all of humanity-

  • @falsehoodintensifies445
    @falsehoodintensifies445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    Mark: Lixian make my voice deeper
    Darkiplier: Whomst has awakened me

    • @Disgracefulorganism
      @Disgracefulorganism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      why the hell are all these bots here.....just more work for me, time to report sum bots :/

    • @iamafuckingfailure
      @iamafuckingfailure 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wtf is happening in here?

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      markiplier is cool

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Turn up the reverb!

    • @kitariauthor5943
      @kitariauthor5943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The bots on this are…

  • @original_demonic
    @original_demonic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13055

    Markiplier on Halloween: *Plays Huniepop*
    Markiplier on Valentine’s Day: *Plays Cuthullu dating horror game*
    Holy shit thanks for the likes guys :)

    • @jonathanreyes6373
      @jonathanreyes6373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @Savetion 100k TH-cam GOD ? Why is there a bot ?

    • @Indian0Lore
      @Indian0Lore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Didn’t he already play this?

    • @original_demonic
      @original_demonic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Indian0Lore not that I know of :).

    • @Pawtacle
      @Pawtacle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Because the true horror can be found in your heart!

    • @glennverschoren4517
      @glennverschoren4517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

  • @deletedscenes9814
    @deletedscenes9814 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    POV: Your recharging your shield in Halo 43:46

  • @SCARaw
    @SCARaw ปีที่แล้ว +23

    with that 38:47 my gf literally said that she would fall for you if she would be cthulu gf...

  • @ash_9604
    @ash_9604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3741

    Can someone make a “Date Lady Dimitrescu” simulator for Mark.

    • @undercovertakodachi4301
      @undercovertakodachi4301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Ahh @lixian where you at?

    • @rommellgraham3245
      @rommellgraham3245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah it should be a mod

    • @coralplayz_1016
      @coralplayz_1016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well I could try to learn on how to make such content-
      Edit: I give up

    • @mahentahen5992
      @mahentahen5992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chapter 3 lol

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      …she the crazy-tall vampire lady that weirdos (dunno if that’s masochists or just broadly) were/are simping/obsessing over?

  • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
    @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4733

    Fun fact: Cthulhu lady is basically correct since Cthulhu's race is just called... Cthulhu

    • @Fordo007
      @Fordo007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I thought his race was 'Great Old One'?

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      @@Fordo007 that's just a category of aliens who are powerful

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 they’re not aliens, they’re Gods, right? That’s like their whole thing, that’s why they can be as large as planets and end all life on earth in an instant?
      Correct me if I’m wrong, I’m not 100% certain, but I’m pretty sure they’re Gods

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@Rachel98246 ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's inconsistent but generally, if something is a god its called a god. Dagon isn't a god, he's a great old one. Azatoth isnt a great old one, he's an outer god.
      Great old ones are powerful because they're alien. No need to be a god for that

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 wich is more powerful a god or a great old one like cthulu?

  • @jaydenradecker5035
    @jaydenradecker5035 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Betcha 10 bucks mark’s gonna peek

  • @lucastrimble9140
    @lucastrimble9140 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:43
    Your horror, it was for the bois vine

  • @MasterOfTwisted
    @MasterOfTwisted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3319

    This game is so well written for what is essentially an extended troll game.

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      This game follows the Ethereal Snake School of Thought. If you're gonna spend hours upon hours of your life for a sh*tpost, might as well make an artwork out of it.

    • @MasterOfTwisted
      @MasterOfTwisted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Fukei_Mono you make an excellent point.

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Fukei_Mono
      Ethereal Snake?
      (Snake, phone, snake! Not Snape, mean Hogwarts professor and double-agent extraordinaire!)

  • @frohm9356
    @frohm9356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    Mark: Had just ranked all pokemon he'd smash
    Also Mark: Playing a game about dating lovecraftian monsters
    Is there something you're not telling us Mark?

    • @erikios7292
      @erikios7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah, he be lonely

    • @adnanshaikh7692
      @adnanshaikh7692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@erikios7292 Amy would like to know your location

    • @erikios7292
      @erikios7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@adnanshaikh7692 not mentioned enough to know about. We barely even see Chica.

    • @AntellPryyde
      @AntellPryyde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No, no, he *is* telling us.

    • @gingadreamurr6238
      @gingadreamurr6238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He’s got a thing for monster girls

  • @trainsarecool21
    @trainsarecool21 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    at 16:56 i dont think markiplier is trust worthy

  • @chaoscreature
    @chaoscreature 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    42:05
    Markiplier in this:
    Break up? With this girl? Why would anyone wanna break up?
    The outside world recoils in fear
    Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up with her
    You're killing yourself just to make ends meet
    While I'm workin' on my rituals and kicking up my feet
    You can't beat livin' with goddesses, there's always someone to do
    And you know who's praying, everyone but you!
    Every day I wake up to a nice hot power
    Don't care about reality so I’m smooching for hours

  • @Rumcake256
    @Rumcake256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9973

    The voice actress fucking nailed this. She did such a great job

    • @ghostkeef2339
      @ghostkeef2339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +607

      That’s Michaela Laws for you.

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      @@ghostkeef2339 the same person that voice the "yandere simulator" girl

    • @_prim_2168
      @_prim_2168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@andy56duky yes she does a lot of voice acting

    • @strry.b0y
      @strry.b0y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      She actually commented on the video if you look

    • @AM-mp7ug
      @AM-mp7ug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Cue random weeb popping in and saying
      "Ew! English dubs are trash, watch the Japanese with Subs unless you're illiterate."
      😂

  • @madmaniac3602
    @madmaniac3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    Imagine the "good ending" being the opening for a show. Just a dude who has a lady Cthulhu stuck as a squid and he keeps her to himself cuz if left unchecked she'd end all reality

    • @vampyrekyng_lex
      @vampyrekyng_lex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That’s just monogatari series but with squid lady instead of vampire lady

    • @madmaniac3602
      @madmaniac3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@vampyrekyng_lex I looked it up. It's a novel series? I'm not a big reader but I like that. Might have to make an exception 😎

    • @vampyrekyng_lex
      @vampyrekyng_lex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@madmaniac3602 There’s also a manga which is ongoing with the exact same plot, and anime of most of it. I would advise you read up on it first, because there’s a lot of potentially triggering content

    • @warcrimesmorelikefuntimes6808
      @warcrimesmorelikefuntimes6808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@vampyrekyng_lex Nah the world needs squid lady too lol

    • @cigarette_ahegao
      @cigarette_ahegao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SCP!!!

  • @megamind4633
    @megamind4633 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    6:35 pov doctors handwriting

  • @paigeforesman4246
    @paigeforesman4246 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    when mark said “i know it do baby” (33:47) it sounds like young gravy BABAHHA

  • @Monophoric
    @Monophoric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    "Lovecraftian horror dating game"
    That's a new sentence, I hope..

    • @skykyosuke7628
      @skykyosuke7628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      damn the bots are going wild in your comments section

    • @Monophoric
      @Monophoric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@skykyosuke7628 I know, this is.. painful. I don't want to be associated with these comments-

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sadly, no

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, but it’s rare for me to see it.

    • @oceanman207
      @oceanman207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hoooooooolllyyyyy frick. Dem comments tho, sorry you have to witness this

  • @angrysparrow9012
    @angrysparrow9012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4520

    Ln'eta: "not even escaping reality can protect you~"
    me: *proceeds to noclip into the backrooms*

    • @boipussy444
      @boipussy444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      LMAOOOOO

    • @kaze0fox
      @kaze0fox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      You underestimate my sage levels of no clipping in Bethesda games woman!

    • @xxxcheshirewolf142xxx6
      @xxxcheshirewolf142xxx6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      XD

    • @obsidian9998
      @obsidian9998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Our world is there Backrooms. Watch with the third Boss episode how much power Darling realizes he has.

    • @Greenhill_VHS_enterainment
      @Greenhill_VHS_enterainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

  • @slkshewolf
    @slkshewolf ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Mark playing Sucker for Love is my comfort food.

  • @froggi_freakshow5779
    @froggi_freakshow5779 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Markiplier: “like ripping off a bandaid!” -proceeds to make hand bleed”

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2016

    Markiplier's Pokemon "S or P" video got him prepared for this game.

  • @alfredobandoni7531
    @alfredobandoni7531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3251

    Y'all just ever wonder how hard Lovecraft would throw himself through a glass window after seeing his Eldritch horrors turn into anime girls?
    edit: HOLY SHIT, thank you guys for 3.2 LIKES, this is my first time exceeding 1000, 2000, LET ALONE 3000 LIKES!

    • @moon_wizard1250
      @moon_wizard1250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      Who cares? He wrote some neat stuff but he was a crazy raging racist. Dude named his cat the N word. He should feel grateful that society has a whole has decided to look past who he was and appreciate the works he created, in whatever capacity we so choose.

    • @StarSCTEBunToaster
      @StarSCTEBunToaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      it’s hilarious to think abt too lmao, not to mention he deserves it for being such a POS

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@moon_wizard1250 dude was a massive POS, but let's be fair, the cat had that name when he received it (he also got it when he was a child, or relatively young at least) unless I'm remembering wrong. Dude was still a dick though.

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      as long as their not from wales... or jewish... or black. He would be fine with it.

    • @ped3752
      @ped3752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I do, and i love every part of that idea.

  • @Brocc-Lee
    @Brocc-Lee ปีที่แล้ว +13

    really sucks that this hasnt really been coming up in searches tbh

    • @vivlodia
      @vivlodia ปีที่แล้ว +8

      do you know why? I literally had to google the title its not showing up on youtube

    • @blackoutamvs6550
      @blackoutamvs6550 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I think youtube shadow banned the video

    • @TheWalp
      @TheWalp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I had to google it too

    • @mossfeathers
      @mossfeathers ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got worried when I searched it up and it didn’t come up, I thought it got taken down

    • @disturbeddemons1
      @disturbeddemons1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Welcome to the world of shadow banning. I figure this video probably got targeted by accident but hey, now more people will see that shadow banning is real.

  • @hellcat5277
    @hellcat5277 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    40:57 i cracked up 😭

  • @ToadTWE
    @ToadTWE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    Mark went from smashing Pokémon to smashing anime waifus. Look how far he’s come

    • @Mrbobafett-fc5dr
      @Mrbobafett-fc5dr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Day 16 of asking markiplier to play riddle 2

    • @EasterIsland420
      @EasterIsland420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @Godzilla-mq5zv
      @Godzilla-mq5zv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      To be fair I'd imagine he'd be tired pretty quick after smashing like 70+ Pokemon.

    • @zipplings1374
      @zipplings1374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's more of a downgrade.

    • @eminemsdirtysock1611
      @eminemsdirtysock1611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m so proud

  • @anakarentrejo1834
    @anakarentrejo1834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    Mark: I will not be tempted
    Also Mark: Goes to check on Ln’eta

    • @Dr.C.Shadow
      @Dr.C.Shadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the music from 2:26 starts playing.

  • @Starqueen6.
    @Starqueen6. ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Every time I’m feeling down I have to rewatch the sucker for love series it brings me so much joy and never gets old

  • @kennethdegraw848
    @kennethdegraw848 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    31:52 scared the crap out of me and made me laugh at the same time! 😱😂

  • @ryanleung364
    @ryanleung364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    Mark: "What am l Equipting Here?"
    Me: " Have you ever heard of pants?"

    • @anchovybushwack472
      @anchovybushwack472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly

    • @miorazim7110
      @miorazim7110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that would imply that you need to wear pants in the game

    • @badbreakingbadvideos
      @badbreakingbadvideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So the main character is without pants? weird

    • @miorazim7110
      @miorazim7110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@badbreakingbadvideos that or he wear's multiper layers of pants, it would also imply that they are unequippable, so yeah

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The underpants of INFINITE POWER!!

  • @thealmightypuht.a.p.
    @thealmightypuht.a.p. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7255

    Game: *tells Mark not to do something*
    Mark: “I would never do that!”
    Also Mark: *immediately does what the game tells him not to do*
    Never change Mark. 🤣👌

    • @theonewhoasked9046
      @theonewhoasked9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      **The joy of creation flashbacks**

    • @bobandmrmecaleb5873
      @bobandmrmecaleb5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Don't look back. Ok, I won't look back. I will never look back. Why would I think to look back? *Looks back* Ok I looked back, I don't know what that did, but I did it! AAAAAAAAAA! EEHHHHHHHHH!

    • @tekuwork5533
      @tekuwork5533 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol such a nice memory even I don't see it in that time 😂

    • @Moonlightdoesgacha
      @Moonlightdoesgacha 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr😭

    • @mr.n5709
      @mr.n5709 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GMM < MA > NM

  • @rizahramirez1847
    @rizahramirez1847 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    27:58
    "thats just the mailman" why the hell is the mailman in ur house?!?!!?

  • @amoron9247
    @amoron9247 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    19:56 THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL MY DI-
    WORTH IT

  • @artsyariii
    @artsyariii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    mark: *summons a otherworldly demon*
    also mark: "WANNA SMOOCH?"

    • @adrianahanif5027
      @adrianahanif5027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Savetion 100k TH-cam GOD Go away

    • @Meajy
      @Meajy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adrianahanif5027 it’s about nothing u can do

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    I appreciate how it says "repeat until you believe you are safe" and not "repeat until you are safe".
    You're never _actually_ safe.

  • @j.thomas1420
    @j.thomas1420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First page strange text is : " i really hope you aren't trying to decipher these stuff because it really is juste here to fill pages there isn't anything to see "

  • @user-cb8vu2hr6g
    @user-cb8vu2hr6g 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the fact that this was made by the same person as iron lung... I can't wait for mark's sucker for love movie adaptation

  • @yourGigagamer
    @yourGigagamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    "They may mistake me for some kind of masochist"
    -Mark, some months before this.

    • @wk8637
      @wk8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had to read that,3 times before I read it correctly

  • @chargerman440
    @chargerman440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Mark’s mispronunciation of the word “Malibu” was the funniest part of the video to me

    • @ntoxofficial
      @ntoxofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Savetion 100k TH-cam GOD probably the most awful thing ive read in a while but to your credit i laughed

    • @willoween-witch
      @willoween-witch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he sounded like a sim lol

    • @ntoxofficial
      @ntoxofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jhulir ?

    • @ntoxofficial
      @ntoxofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jhulir its horrific and its funny to think that someone would even say something like that, let alone make a bot that says that

    • @ntoxofficial
      @ntoxofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jhulir in the least edgy way possible, i have a very non standard sense of humor and am aware of the context. honestly the actual thing in his comment isnt funny, its more so funny to me that i found such an awful insanely awful comment under a markiplier video given that its the only comment section ive glanced through in years. so really, its more so the context that i found the comment in thats funny to me and not the actual comment, given that i dont agree with its message at all

  • @MollyGill-pn7nq
    @MollyGill-pn7nq ปีที่แล้ว +11

    At 12:35 I completely forgot Mark wasn't reading Ln'eta's part and was shocked at the voice I thought he was doing

  • @1basicb1tch
    @1basicb1tch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine Amy just listening Mark simping to a tentacle monster

  • @anakistormenta
    @anakistormenta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    He's not even trying to pretend the fact that he's a masochist anymore; He just embraced it

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mark Edward Masochist Fischbach

    • @Foxboi681
      @Foxboi681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh my god this entire section is just bots

  • @BenBen-be4dr
    @BenBen-be4dr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    Cosmic entity: *planing on killing him*
    Mark: "hey you changed my poster!"

  • @Sliverist
    @Sliverist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The amount of 'OH..'s and stammering was absolutely hillarious, and probably showing how absolutely traumatized Darling would be in those situations.

  • @Black.cats.rule123
    @Black.cats.rule123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mark: *Pronouncing words I cant even pronounce.*
    Also Mark: *Cant even say Malibu*

  • @akumuryuu
    @akumuryuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    "Put a pink mustache there". Now that I think about it, dating eldrich horror is something Warfstache would do.

    • @MegDoesStuff0
      @MegDoesStuff0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly they’d probably be scared of him 🤣

    • @whyhellotherexxx8659
      @whyhellotherexxx8659 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Savetion 100k TH-cam GOD how does this have any relation to the original comment 🤨

    • @akumuryuu
      @akumuryuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@whyhellotherexxx8659 Just bots, report and ignore.

    • @EtamirTheDemiDeer
      @EtamirTheDemiDeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ln’eta x warfstache is my new otp

    • @maddieullrick4939
      @maddieullrick4939 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bold of you to assume Warfstache isn’t an eldritch horror

  • @daniharkness00
    @daniharkness00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    "Why would something so cute have such an insidious aura around it?" Well they've obviously never had a child wake you up from a nightmare at 3am.

    • @callmesnowboo
      @callmesnowboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love this xD

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I've had kittens to take care of at timds and I always cursed their existence whenever they kept me awake at like 3 in the morning

  • @kyleistheman22-roblox82
    @kyleistheman22-roblox82 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I made a clip of this over a year ago and completely forgot about the clip until I accidentally clicked on the your clips button

  • @canovanthecanman
    @canovanthecanman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    34:08 mark sure does do a convincing jet ski impression

  • @Chefkraken
    @Chefkraken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    Who would have thought that a Lovecraftian dating sim would also be a good pronunciation guide for "Worcestershire sauce"

    • @Chris-tt4tc
      @Chris-tt4tc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It doesn't though, it's pronounced 'wuh-ster-sher'

    • @Hi-om9bl
      @Hi-om9bl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It’s pronounced wrong >:( it’s meant to be wuss ter shurr sauce

    • @nugget3975
      @nugget3975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I always heard it pronounced as Wooster-shire.

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      English has some of the weirdest pronunciations... Gloucester and Leicester don't make sense to many foreigners (should really be pronounced as Glow-chester and Ley-chester, but dialectal shortening yeeted three letters).

    • @Chris-tt4tc
      @Chris-tt4tc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nugget3975 when shire is in a name like wiltshire or gloucestershire, its pronounced shur/sher. on its own its pronounced properly like when talking about shire horses etc

  • @TRquiet
    @TRquiet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    The mood change makes sense. If some rando summoned me expecting a smooch, I’d be pretty pissed, but if they had a magical book about my perfect “take over the world” date, I’d be more receptive.

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil ปีที่แล้ว +32

    why am i back here

    • @NopeNope-gnos
      @NopeNope-gnos หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We're all asking ourselves the same question, but we all know the answer.

    • @user-wd1qr1ow7t
      @user-wd1qr1ow7t หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Guess Mark found youre Necronomicon too.

    • @ShinySahil
      @ShinySahil 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@user-wd1qr1ow7t it keeps, pulling me back

    • @thaddeusstedman7783
      @thaddeusstedman7783 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Better question is why is this video so hard to find?

    • @thefriendlyknight
      @thefriendlyknight 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      L'neta has dragged you back

  • @user-BadUsername
    @user-BadUsername ปีที่แล้ว +14

    10:40 I love how a eldritch horror god is scared of horny 😂