Sucker for Love: Third Date
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- I'm going to date the Big Cat Lady. It's not what you think. It's about power...
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I love how the entirety of the Third Date can be broken down into "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me"
But who's stuck with whom?!
But who's stuck with whom?!
@@l3g0b0y6 watch the whole video and the answer becomes clear
@Kavetion who asked
or "The greatest power of all is not friendship, but lust!"
The Japanese text near the end is great. It just says, "My boss paid me a lot to write this, but I don't actually speak Japanese. Please don't tell anyone." lmao
Lmaooo
That is perfect
and you told everyone lol
* *proceeds to tell us all* *
what can I say. Im a man of the people haha
MatPat: Markiplier's most smashable Pokemon is an Egyptian cat goddess with psychic powers
SFL: Already way ahead of you
well also purple
@@kenkenn. 1 . close enough , 2 . she has 1000+ forms so.... maybe one of them is purple
@@thevoider329 lol... Lean Cat...
@@kenkenn. 37 of her forms are two story tall cat girls in high heels… I’m willing to bet a few of those are different colors.
Blue is quite close to purple. So it kinda counts.
Being a Lovecraft enjoyer searching for decent cosmic horror games has led me to some weird places. Sucker for Love is definitely one of them.
Ironically, isn't that part of the point though? After all, eldritch horror always being the spoopy monster in the dark is an antithesis to Lovecraft's work. He always strived to breathe new life into old tales and introduce twists into even his own creations. That's how the 'star vampires' emerged. So some lovecraftian games taking a complete left turn on the corner of Serious and BANANAS is in character for them if you ask me. They reinvent the genre while still sticking to some of its major conventions. This game is hilarious and weird, but also really creepy and dark if you think about it. I mean beyond all the cutsie anime humour, these characters are a) a shallow douchebag who will doom the world for a kiss at best or b) horrifying world-destroying entities at worst. So despite how amazingly funny it is, it is kind of bleak.
@@darklord884 Correct on all counts. You've read a good amount of Lovecraft's work too, I assume.
@@Vecchio_Rhosod85 I am reading right now.
YAY, LET'S MARRY THE ELDRICH HORRORS))))
@@ЯрославМоскаленко-ц2ь Cool.
Ya know, if Ln'eta was gunna lose Mark to anyone, I'm chill with it being Nyan lol
I think we’re all still Team Ln’eta lol
Hi Michaela!
With his history with Lady D. It was only a matter of time lol
So it's canon, then.
As long as its not Estir xD
"NO FOOL! IT IS LUST!" Has to be the greatest plot twist ever
@Beast v2🔥 bruh this bot doesnt even have the effort to use capital letters
@Beast v2🔥 no fool it is its aunt nyan nyan's nieces that dint make it to heaven as they are spending their nights with mark
@Beast v2🔥 bots like u must destroy
I second this
@@KuromiScarlet5030 Report the channel they recommend so it gets banned for it
We immediately went from “Eldritch horrors so unimaginably terrifying that even other horrors fear them” to “Lady Dimitrescu 2: Electric Boogaloo”
@Savetion Foodist no
@Beast 😈 no
I like the last title best. It fits so well. ^__^
@SoundyFoodistMan no
@Don't read my profile photo and I won't
“THE ONLY THING THE SUN SPINS AROUND IS THE EARTH!” Literally had me dying!
"Too lustful to be afraid" is a more accurate description of Mark than I ever thought possible lol
Especially after that Smash or Pass vid
@@loganator3565 he even says smash in the beginning of this video a few times lmao
@@CRGS-Joker-Looney2100 are you fucking high??
@@CRGS-Joker-Looney2100 stop spamming. Pls
@@nathanael9159 sorry I just can't help it when I like to do stupid attention
Mark: "I'ma just call you big lady."
Me: "Here we go again."
OMG YES
@@emihawkins Mark is A " your last word of your Yt name"
@@sunoviacountyballs simp
RE8 vibe
@@sunoviacountyballs hahaa yesss
The fact that MatPat made someone create almost this EXACT entity, and Mark DOES smash it MULTIPLE times, seems so funny. MatPat was right the whole time!
CRYING
@@blorbo6778 im shaking and crying rn
exact does multiple
BUT HEY
THAT'S JUST A THEORY
*A MARK THEORY!*
Well now all else that is needed is for Nyan to be purple. But Mat pretty much got it right, perfect character for Mark apparently is a tall, Egyptian themed cat girl xD
It’s so weird to hear Lani Minella play Nyanlathotep. I was wondering why she sounded familiar and then it hits me, she voiced the Sea Emperor in Subnatica. She voiced acted that character flawlessly, especially (SPOILER WARNING!!) the ending message at the end of the game.
I didn't realise!
DAMN, TWO BIG LADIES
And Nancy Drew, and Eve/Bakara from Mass Effect 3, and tons of Dark Elf voices in Skyrim (incl Irileth and Jenassa) etc etc
*”To put it simply, once mankind isn’t afraid of us anymore, everything will come to and end.”*
Mark: hmm *”come”*
Did you put the * at both ends of every word or do you just put it in the edge of sentences?
@@henssyapitula9075 I mean, *you could just test it,* but *you can put an entire sentence between the asterisks*
It’ll come to an end, though not the way she probably thought it would.
@@henssyapitula9075 if you haven't figured it out, it is * at both ends
*you* mean *like* this *?*
I’m a sucker for this series. Here’s hoping we get an Epilogue chapter with Lynetta
was that pun intended? if so, nice.
Can you guys check out my TH-cam channel? I'd really appreciate it 😁
Didnt you hear? The devs are making a sequel
@@dyingstar24 :O
more markineta???
@@skitelgames3831 if you check the devs channel, there's a trailer.
The icon of true terror: "You can't imagine the horrors I can show you."
Markiplier, not a masochist: *"Oh show me anything."*
@Beast 😈 another pathetic bot
i just see the icon of true terror being the nightmare from prey
"haha pissed your pants already? id just met you"
mark: "oh its not piss, its white, creamy, salty, and sticky"
@@wingnut5732 ayoo.. 😳
i stand corrected the icon of true terror is the apex from prey
Nyanlathotep: Litterally an Elder God that could destroy everything she want in a instant
Markiplier: *Man literally too lustfull to die*
Fuck yeah
Markiplier:
Into tall women
Darling is the doom slayer if he was into dating elder gods who could literally destroy your mind
He’s like Doomguy if Doomguy was lustful instead of angry. Right? I’ve heard that before from my old friends.
Remember son. Dying is Unpassionate!
Markiplier: Yes father!
When I first did this chapter, I thought: “I bet Mark will LOVE the big cat lady when he sees her”, glad to see I was right.
Its hilarious that Matpat's dream pokemon he made for Markiplier seems to be accurate based off his reaction to dear Aunty Nyan Nyan.
Same here! I KNEW he would love her. After all, she has Lady D vibes.
Camel by camelll
the fact this eldritch god looks almost exactly like the pokemon matpat had made that was presumably mark's "ultimate smash pokemon" is incredible. i guess matpat was right
I know right
First time he is
Yes
RIGHT??? Oh I hope MatPat sees this.
@@Loemmi AHH KEL!! sorry i when i see another omori fan i get so happy
"I'm not afraid!!!"
"Then you lack imagination"
Frickin scariest thing I've heard in years.
Eh
Yeah like best line ever
@@JasonAizatoZemeckis I'd argue it to be "NO FOOL. IT'S LUST. "
@@Randy55022 yh lol its got comprtition
I just came out of finishing soul eater again and the antagonist in it literally mentions that in one of the fights
Easter Eggs/references I noticed (there are probably more)
-For her name they only changed 1 letter, the R to an N.
0:51 - Nyar is one of the oldest outer gods, but instead of living outside reality, or laying dreaming, She (i'm using female pronouns for simplicitys sake) lives amongst humans
5:07 - The Clawing Chaos is the Crawling Chaos (get it, cus shes a cat)
5:30 - trying to plot the Outer God family tree is super difficult. But technically Nyar would be Hasturs Great Aunt, and Cthulhus Great Great Aunt. I can see why they simplified it for the game.
6:02 - Nyar serves and is a messenger for Azathoth, The Boundless Daemon Sultan, The Sleeping Chaos, The Blind Idiot God, The Supreme Lord and Creator of All Things, titles titles titles etc etc.
_side note I cannot BELIEVE they got Lani Minella to voice Nyan. She's like the voice of my childhood __-crushes-_
9:42 - I have no idea who Muu is supposed to be. If anyone has an idea, reply to this comment and I'll edit it in
10:42 - Yep, what she said
During the survival section a lot of the curses are reminiscent of actual horrors from the lore, I'm not going to cite every one of them. source: just trust me bro
36:57 - HPL was a very fearful person, seemed to have almost every phobia in the book, and almost definitely some mild form of psychosis. None of his fears however were greater than his fear of the unknown. Which is why most of his monsters were 'unknowable horrors'.
38:45 - HPL also... was not that smart. Famously didn't have the 'constitution' for math. IDK if this is referencing that but it reminded me of it lmfao
anyway I love this game.
Somebody did their homework. Impressive. 😳
I believe that Muu was revealed to be a shoggoth in the trailer for the sequel game.
I theorize that Darling/Dearest/Dog & Muu are not only one in the same, but also that they are just aspects of Azathoth themself.
Of course, no one would realize this (not even Azathoth themself) as another eldritch safety precaution.
But... hasturs not the king in yellow, its old hp's cheap knockoff
Also, muu could be Abdul Azhared?
Wow
This coming out right after MatPat declared that Markiplier’s perfect Pokémon is an Egyptian cat lady is just too perfect 😂🤣
I was thinking the same thing
So this video is mark discovering his true waifu
i literally thought the thumbnail was matpat's pokemon at first 😂😂
XD I just said that then saw this was below it XD
All I can think about is Ahnka from Animal Crossing.... Kill me
"There is one emotion stronger than fear"
"It... It can't be... Love?"
"NO FOOL. LUST"
That is the funniest dialogue I've heard in a while. Nothing gets in the way of someone with lust.
It gave me a good laugh
literally that whole interaction i was like "it's horny. horny is the most powerful emotion"
This is actually the worst thing ever because, like, it's super true. WHY IS IT FUNNY
You can Lust for power, money, fame too, so its a quite..
"If we win, I'll sit on your face"
- a brilliant meme
He went from buying a book from a random guy online, to being the elderitch horror even the gods fear, All for a kiss
""I fucked Cthulu Good! I thought I'd have some cosmic horror turns out i'm a cosmic whore!" -Joseph Dubay Music" -OSQ
Hmmmm he did say lust so could it possibly be more???
Aight lets gooo
That man is so horny even the eldrich horrors fear him
... He smooched Chthulu good...
I love how legitimately good the cosmic horror in this game is, and the writing is actually really good too. Its weird to say my favorite peice of Lovecraftian horror is a silly dating sim but yet here we are
Can't help but kind of agree.
The only dating sim that actually piqued my interest
I wouldn’t say the cosmic horror itself is necessarily that good, just because obviously if this were real she would be presenting him with a lot greater horrors than knocks on the window and tentacles growing on your face. It would be like nonstop hellish torture for all eternity. But obviously it’s supposed to be lighthearted and within those boundaries it did a really good job at showcasing different cosmic horror adjacent stuff and is fantastically written overall. That’s not at all to criticize the game, it was executed perfectly, I’m just saying the cosmic horror aspect might not be what I’d say is good. But rather the parody or reference to cosmic horror concepts.
@@PurgPurg ok
@@taterds7858 what about siren head dating sim? lmao that monstrosity
The main character of this game is the absolute best protagonist we could ever have. Just wants a smooch. Haunts Eldritch being's nightmares. Looked several gods in the face with no fear. What a legend.
I mean, a smooch is worth fighting for, right?
2:27 MatPat really is a prophet: he deduced that Mark’s ultimate Pokémon based on what Pokémon Mark “smashed” would be a giant Cleopatra psychic-type cat. What a time to be alive
OMG WHAT ITS TRUE
Exactlyy
This was really funny that it was proven to be true
I don’t think MatPat’s was giant, because the Pokémon Mark voted on skewed smaller. But I think that’s probably because (if I had to guess) the average size of Pokémon in general skews smaller than Mark’s taste
LOL I had not even considered the connection.
"NO FOOL. IT'S LUST."
The fact that he just had the audacity to call an Elder God "fool" I-
The second highest ranking too 😆
I mean, the most powerful of them is Azathoth, and he's literally called "the blind idiot god"
@@dolphinhandz1 hmm "thoth"
Asexuals be like: 🤨
Markiplier also has some respectable power
This is literally a fusion of the Perfect Pokemon MatPat made, and Lady Dimitrescu.
No wonder Mark likes her.
Agreed
EXACTLY
I saw her and was like "omfg" marks down BAD. Then he proceeded to smash 3 times
Ah ha I was looking for a MatPat comment
“A human to lustful to fear! Could such a thing exist!?”
Ever heard of a teenage boy?
In that case, the internet is every eldritch god's worst fear
Looks like im even worse then a nightmare, im the reality now lol
The power of boners is beyond that of the gods that made boners
Sounds like my fiance when he psses me off lol
Soo, everyone like me at this moment, then......
SPOILERS
I don't know if it's been mentioned in the comments before (because there's *literally* over 9000 and I'm not reading all of them), but there ARE another two endings.
1- The first 'new' you get by summoning Estir in front of L'neta so they're forced to see each other and the fact you're two timing. It's an ending where you die horribly (duh!).
2- The second ending is what you get by following Aunt Nyannyan's initial request and performing the ritual to seal Muu. By doing that you seal humans and eldritch beings's realities apart... but the catch is you're on the eldritch side when it happens. So you're stuck in Nyannyan's version of your apartment for all of eternity AND she smooches you for complying.
My game theory is that D himself is the eldritch being more powerful than big lady, which is why all the eldritch gods exist in the first place: they're literally his dream women.
That's actually a
Good theory
Actually really good theory, whenever he is named by a god it always starts with D
@@connorh2215 yes
Dearest, dog, darling etc...
The opposite. He is literally their dream man
I think biggest god is called Azathoth (Demonbane) so it might actually be legit!
"I'm gonna call you big lady"
I'm calling her Egyptian Dimitrescu
I'm calling her Maekiplier's perfect pokemon SMASH
Cleopatrescu
The time mark called he Big Nyan💀
The fastest way to Mark's heart: Be a *tall* Eldritch mommy
And look down upon him to gain his respect
@@GengUpinIpin And then try to kill him
Fatherless behavior > Your definition of a god
@Kavetion I think you meant
You: FATHERLESS BEHAVIOUR😂😂
Markiplier:👑GOD OF TH-cam VIDEOS👑
Lady Dimitrescu
The Game: "A shade of manifestations, each more *horrific* than the last."
Mark: *"cool."*
hes just getting in character
I read this comment at the same time I heard it in the video
@@bandti45 lol same😂
@Beast v2🔥 I know you're a bot but whoever made you is going to rot.
@@connordorman117 We should find 'em. Punch 'em in both ears.
So is anyone gonna tell Mark that listening to Auntie Nyan at the start would've been an instant triple smooch & a quick ending?
LIKEEEEEE
Ima build a armoured car
@@potato-uq6sh what-
A car with armour
Who are you?-?
Mark: There's no secrets for 100% completion, this is the last episode.
Me, knowing you get a smooch from Nyan Nyan by just doing the "Banish Muu" ritual: *internal screaming*
IKR!!! the frustration
Yep
We need to bring this to his attention
you see manlybadass hero’s video too?
@@evanmontague9456 Yup, even before Mark's first episode
I KNEW IT! I knew I recognized that voice. Ln'eta as Michaela Laws was a good choice, but I have to give everybody a hand. This game was a blast to watch and if I had the cash and setup I'd be playing over again. The sweetness of Ln'eta on the second run was a good refresher, and the play line with marks voice and Kayli Mills was so good. I honestly hope that if they do an update that Mark is the one doing the voice for the main protagonist.
Wanted to give some (fictional, of course) real life context to the characters in this game because i'm a huge HP Lovecraft nerd:
Ln'eta is - obviously - based on Cthuhlu due to her appearance, as well as the fact that Estir is her sister and the actual King in Yellow (Hastur) is Cthuhlu's half-brother. I'll come back to Ln'eta and where I think her inspiration was drawn from in a minute, but I'll first get Nyan out of the way because her lore was the easiest to dissect. The name Nyanlathotep instantly clicked for me as being almost identical to the Outer God Nyarlathotep, who was described as appearing as an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh. Nyarlathotep is generally used as a messenger for the Outer Gods, however he is very cunning and works of his own accord to gather more followers. Moving on, one of Nyarlathotep's cousins actually ticks a lot of boxes for me in terms of Ln'eta's description and character. This Great Old God is named Mynoghra and is often called the 'She-Daemon of The Shadows'. Mynoghra is a essentially an alien succubus with tentacles for hair and she's one of the major deities worshipped by witch cults in Salem, Oregon. Another God with similarities to Ln'eta is Cthuhlu's daughter, Cthylla. The stories about Cthylla are kind of fucked up (if you're really interested, look her up for yourself) but I saw a link with her since she's a female R'lyeh with similar traits to Ln'eta. I've rambled on for long enough so I'll leave you with my final Outer God twin for Ln'eta: D'endrrah. This God was inspired by C. L. Moore's Shambleau, the illusionary Martian she-vampires of lust, and is described as being a blurry female entity of supernatural beauty who lives in an obsidian palace of thousands of mirrors to distort her appearance, which is that of a tentacled dark abyss.
In summary, I fucking love this game and I adore how the devs put so much effort into basing all of the plot in actually mythos as well as making it enjoyable, funny and HOT. 10/10, would smash (smooch?) again.
I can’t wait for the sequel. The developers hinted that the blind idiot dreamer is going to make an appearance
@@carter_420 can't wait to smooch that
got it to 69 likes... no need to thank me comrades
Waking up the blind idiot dreamer is the ultimate end of all things
It really is amazing how this game balances the whole dating sim idea with lovecraftian horror
This couldn't have been timed better, I was literally just thinking about the third part.
LITERALLY ME TOO WHAT THE HELL
Lol same
I was literally looking at marks page when the video popped up
I’m a small channel and I’m trying to grow, any support would be appreciated ❤️ thanks!
@YeaMan paige lol
I'm willing to believe that Dog is actually the most powerful eldritch god, one that puts fear in the others
Dog backwards is goD
Oh yeah it's all falling into place
Well, yes. Its because we're the player. To us, these characters are just as much a "dream" as humans are to these eldritch beings. These characters only exist because we're playing the game. At any moment, these characters can stop existing, as you stop playing the game.
O yeah, it’s all coming together
wait, it could be a reference to the *D*evourer *o*f *G*ods or D.O.G for short, from the very popular terraria mod "Calamity"
I cant stop laughing at mark saying
"Talk down to me all you want lady"
dont worry he's not a masochist
Legends say he’s still laughing to this day
"Its not a sexual thing, its about the power"
This third character looks A LOT like the “perfect Pokémon” that the artist on MatPat’s recent theory video came up with!
YES 👏 His reaction is priceless
2:10
I was JUST bout to comment that xd
No not at all, it's just an Egyptian cat that isn't even purple
SO TRUEEEW
IT DOES
Fun Fact: The cat-lady voice actress (Lani Minella) voices a number of mature ladies in gaming, from Nocturnal in Skyrim to Ivy in Soulcalibur. She also voiced Pit in Smash Bros. ...yeah.
I KNEW I heard her voice in Skyrim! I just couldn't pinpoint it! Thank you!
@@InMintCondition13 yeah, it's not just Nocturnal neither. 😂 It's just the character most relevant to the cat lady in terms of godhood.
She could prolly voice Rouge the Bat... if she hasn't already.
@@daeryk6424 😂 uhh...she does.
@@daeryk6424 right on the money, she does!
Her ego is actually kind of funny given that Nyarlethotep himself is comparatively pretty small potatoes in the Lovecraftian mythos.
Nyar is literally one of the most powerful entities in the whole mythos infinitely more powerful than cthulhu as well
Back from a bit of research, I guess it just goes to show how messy Lovecraftian lore is. Its practically open source at this point, and I was lead to believe that Nyarlethotep was pretty small time in comparison. Never mind me then.
@@timelordacaelus5959 There is a video by Literary Who, who covers the big 5 of the Cthulhu Mythos, I'd post the link but it would probably get deleted.
this game is clearly made with so much care. the voice acting is incredible, the art is awesome and the story just flows. it's funny and cute and i love it!
Excuse me, CUTE??
It’s kinda terrifying-
@@inexena Yeah yeah but did you HEAR Estir's VA's performance with those scenes? The King in Yellow is one bona fide actress!
Yeah Mark saying “smash” over and over after MatPat determining Mark would love to smash an Anubis cat woman is purrfect hahaha
ikr! i just saw the matpat video the other day, and cant believe that the last date was an ANUBIS CAT WOMAN. There's truly no coincidence, matpat is just genius
The coincidence is too uncanny ahahahahaah
Lol I was thinking the same thing!
MatPat seems like he is a crazy madman from the video topics he chooses, but this coincidence is too perfect... its uncanny... guess he really is a genius hahah...
A Bastet cat woman is more accurate. She also reminds me of Ankha from Animal Crossing
And as observed by our team of researchers when paired with a possible mate the wild markiplier instinctively starts his mating dance 2:24
"A human too lustful to fear anything...could such a thing even exist?"
Wow...and here I thought Big Lady Nyan was intimately familiar with furries
Best comment
She is class 3 on furry aspect AKA not too furry yet.
Lmao too true
@@zaishijunior9455 Ah someones been taking Proffesor Landons Classes
@@zaishijunior9455 right…she’s a Neko
Little did Mark know that he could’ve been with Nyan forever if he just listened to her and did the very 1st spell
Wait really?
@@existentialdread9282 yup
so thats the other ending 😈
So much for his "research" then. XD
Tbh I really wanna see his reaction to that ending, ig it's too late now
i actually laughed so hard almost every time he said "smash" so calmly AND THE FUCKING COUNTER APPEARED
Lixian's doing his job
I am so glad Lixian's going full-time. His editing is 💋🤌
Also goddamn he is gorgeous
Literally funniest thing ever
5:18 Neanlathotep: When mankind pushes into the unknown, I am the unknown that pushes back. Markiplier: *cough* What markiplier wanted to say: You can push at me all you want.
Nyan: " Once man-kind isn't afraid of us anymore. Everything will come to an end !"
Mark: " *HMMM CUMM* "
Classic Mark
No one:
Markiplier when he meets a tall lady wanting to kill him:* “Your back must surely hurt, why don’t you lay down.”
"I will have none of this." Continues to give us reasons.
The replies, omg
"Preferably on me."
Basically: “I love a woman who will actually just kill me”
@@syntheticvocalist-p472
And he says that he's not a masochist... Mark admit it already! Lol.
22:55 I never noticed that comment in the subtitles “you’re a clever little shit aren’t you?” 🤣
"You think the male praying mantis knows fear while he's getting some? Hell no!"
This is why people love yanderes.
when was that line said?
@@BenelliAkimbo 37:55
@@StormWeaver9629 thanks for showing me
*(wheezez)* HAHAHA🤣🤣🤣
Why so many ppl ignore red flags tbh.
@@ttnt7773 Some people ignore, Some people just don't give a shit 😶
“Humans aren’t **just** afraid of the unknown, we also want to bone it!” is the most accurate take I’ve ever heard, and it also happens to explain the entirety of the science fiction genre
MC: "The only thing stronger than fear is lust!"
Slaanesh: "thats my boy"
HERETIC!!!
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
The last thing I was expecting to find in the comments of a lovecraftian horror dating sim was a 40K reference.
The Emperor approves.
@@Veryfriedperson7 _Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well_
*incomprehensible anger of Khorne somehow intensifies*
@@Veryfriedperson7 are you sure about that? Chaos seems pretty Lovecraftian.
I think Mark just stepped out of the room to turn his gellar field on.
I’m glad he did come back to this game again, but man, I miss Ln’eta. Ln’eta was, is, and forever will be best girl.
✊️😔
I want them to add more characters or like a side story as a DLC or something, im getting attached to these mfs
@@tweenytwinkies they are the next two gods will be. Azathoth and Shub
Dem tentacles made me act unholy
I kinda like Nyan a lot. Tall ladies are incredible anyway, but tall, arrogant, SHADOW ladies on the other hand? Incredible.
_Nyan, threatening MC profusely:_ you can't begin to imagine the horrors I can show you
_Mark, flirting:_ Oh, show me anything~
*Match made in heaven*
*hell
@@zelg.5551 He meant jojo's made in heaven if im correct , its not that terrifying but its pretty wow what kind of destruction it caused
@@Lelhanma Nice theory, mattypatty. One problem: you weren't correct in the slightest.
@@zelg.5551 Oh well i looked at it again and i realised i had mistaken match for "watch" lmao so i got confused with jojos mih
What if this whole time, the MC was actually an entity that haunted the dreams of the "eldritch" Nyanlathotep. Toying with her, giving her nightmares to feast on her fear and the fear of others as well.
That'd be cool.
“Everything will come to an end”
Mark: hmmmmm, *come*
Cruel indifference of universe
VS
Pure lust of humity(totally not Indomitable human spirit)
mark: tries convince everyone that he’s not a masochist
also mark: “oh she big…. oh you big…… oh you big lady” *sultry music ensues*
That's not masochistic, that's just being into tall girls
@@Moss_Dude maybe a little both for mark💀💀
@@Moss_Dude well...
I love how Matpat was so incredibly close, only thing he messed up was height since his own height data was skewed.
The data being skewed because Mark had zero relative height when just looking at Pokemon images, so height data meant nothing as he couldn't really process the height of them. Rendering it useless.
_ThhhhhhhhhhhhhhANK YOU!_
That's what I've been sayiiing!
True hight data was skewed hard
i think it would've been a better measurement to look at the relative height/porportions more than anything. maybe the size of the pokemon's art compared to the head size?
"Elder gods and humans being romantically involved is beyond taboo."
Oh, Big Lady. In another reality, you're dating a tsundere Japanese high school boy who stabs outer gods with a fork.
What is it exactly?
@@umerafzal5153 Haiyore! Nyaruko-san, in which Nyarlathotep, Cthugha and Hastur are aliens who assume human forms and move in with the protagonist for some reason.
Omg it’s real and it’s lovely
@5W33TDR34M5∆ You're not entirely wrong about that notion.
Huh. Nice, when does he stab the gods? Like, what episode?
7:50 I GODDAMN KNEW IT! IT WAS THE ELDRITCH HORRORS THAT BANNED DRUG RESEARCH
Nyanlathothep : "But just like my troublesome nieces, you can just call me Auntie Nyan Nyan"
Mark : "I'm not gonna do that..." [5:27]
_"Professionals Have Standards."_
"Be polite, be efficent, have a plan to eradicate anyone you meet."
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MEET TEAM FORTRESS 2
"There's no emotion stronger than fear, and no fear more powerful than the fear of the unknown!"
"Allow me to introduce to you my best friend:
HORNINESS"
Mark literally talked about if someone had a fetish for the unknown on Distractable, so this is really destiny.
And allow me to introduce you the powerfull weapon to counter horniness
Behold..., THE BONK
I say if we were ever attacked by aliens we should just send monsterfuckers at them. We would be saved for sure
@@coeplis24 THE BONK WILL NEVWR STOP THE HORNI, WE ARE EVERYWHERE AND (almost) EVERYONE
WE WILL NEVER BE STOPPED
I love how he gets into character
There isn’t any extra ending for doing everything, but there is an extra ending to big lady’s chapter. Not enough for an extra episode but enough that you should go get it in your spare time. Especially if you want that smooch
Wouldn't the other ending be doing the banishment ritual?
@@morganacole That is correct. Banishing Muu earns you the kiss, and spending eternity floating out in space with her.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 worth
I swear seeing Mark thirsting for these women will never get old.
The fact that our character went from buying a random book from someone online, which was totally going to be a scam if not for muu’s intervention to a entity, that even all the gods fear all for a kiss. Just let that sink in.
You don’t need all the endings for the SMOOCH ending with nyanlathotep, you just need to banish Muu. That will get you the smooch.
look at the end
@@hakai9196 what do you mean look at the end? *I’m asking kindly, not rudely*
@@theid10twastaken whyd she wake up in his room
@@theid10twastaken I dont think he meant it rudley (idonno if i said it right, im Swedish)
youtube, where did the other two replies go 🔫
The biggest plot twist would be that he either already WAS an eldritch god or will become one. Tho if that never happens this was still pretty entertaining
Turns out he was Slaneesh all along.
Part two he has to complete steps to rule the gods
Welp, he isn't really a god or became one, but he sure as hell is an abnormality that will haunt the rest of the eldritch gods.
“If you smooch a god do you become one?” - Son of Tzu
The biggest plot twist in my mind would be if Nyan turned out to be Ankha in disguise.
22:20
The knocking on the door is startling because it's only in my right headphone and my bedroom door is to my right, I'm also home alone (not counting my dog, it would also be concerning if it was my dog that was knocking) so yeah
My WINDOW is on my right, and I'm watching this at 11:30 at night, so I know what you mean
It freaked the hell out of me every time. I'm surprised this wasn't a more common comment.
Protagonist: losing his sanity over the eldritch god standing right in front of him
Markiplier: “smash”
38:44 It feels really on brand for the protag to think that the sun spins around the earth
I love how this game, where your goal is to fuck Cthulhu, has better understanding of Cosmic Horror, giving it a somewhat good argument on why we arent scared of it anymore (I believe it to be more fascination than you know, Lust), than most games.
And is better written than most modern day media... but why
@@tobyshelton9725 SMOOCHES!!!
Who said we don't find cosmic horror scary anymore? If you just cut out that part, I'd fully agree with you. Just saying, it's quite an assumption.
Truth be told, it's a sub-genre that's really hard to write, and few writers these days even bother trying to compete with Lovecraft. But you're right about the game's writing having a good understanding of cosmic horror. A monster girl dating simulator, of all things!
@@Vecchio_Rhosod85 Not precicsley not scary but more like, the unknown being more tantalizing than it is horrible. Still in modern writting cosmic horror is just turned into "Ah spooky slog creature!!!! Tentacles!!! Eyes!!!" Instead of the deep undescribable idea of grasping at thoughts we were never ment to handle. Recommend Tale foundry's video on it, pretty good and brings out the things I couldn't write (Ironically).
@@creditsunknown7974 Well, when you put it that way...I get it now. Then we're in agreement: most authors and media don't know what cosmic horror really is. It seems artists don't want to suffer for the sake of their art anymore. So disappointing.
The part you said about the unknown being more tantalizing than horrible - that reminded me of that Thomas Huxley excerpt:
"The known is finite, the unknown infinite; intellectually we stand on an islet in the midst of an illimitable ocean of inexplicability. Our business in every generation is to reclaim a little more land, to add something to the extent and the solidity of our possessions."
Thanks for clearing that up. In fact, that Tale Foundry video you mentioned is in my Watch Later list. I really need to watch it.
This coming out right after MatPat declared Markiplier's perfect Pokémon is an egyptian cat lady is proof that matpat is a true prophet
MatPat may not always hit the mark, but when he does... dear God he does...
Yes! I was looking for someone to mention this lol
Someone said this an hour before them
I've seen this comment once too many times to not be suspicious
Yes the begining may be the same but the end is different
The first time I saw this character, I knew Markiplier would “react” a certain way to her.
Same
I think we all did
Game Theory predicted this...
@@XxxHawk66
They came pretty damn close to it. Ticked off most of the checkboxes of Markiplier’s… masochistic… fetish…
I can't help but feel like this game was made with Mark in mind specifically.
This game is for all the monster fuckers anywhere.
Y’all this is hilarious and let me tell you why. There’s a Lovecraft story where a character named Nyarlathotep gets owned by a bunch of cats. So the fact that the “boss” of this game is named Nyanlathotep and is a hybrid of Nyan Cat is peak sci-fi nerd joke.
10/10 Eldrich humor
”is a hybrid of Nyan Cat"
Literally where ? Don't tell me you assume they're related just because she happens to have catgirl aesthetic and nyan infront of her name, cuz that would be hilarious.
the two story tall Egyptian cat girl is actually pretty close to one of its forms
@@nudgeone7927 the funny thing is that she actually resembles Ankha, soo... You know where this is going
In English, the sound cats make is "meow".
In Japanese, the sound cats make is "nyan".
Nyarlathotep, NYANlathotep -- that's the joke, I believe.
Wait, it did? I can't if it did online.
That and "The Clawing Chaos" is a play on words on H. P. Lovecraft's book "The Crawling Chaos"
I wonder if he realized after this that there is a smooch Nyanlathotep ending and it was literally the easiest one to get. Or maybe he just didn't want us seeing his reaction-
Knowing Mark, this was another one his "head empty" moments lol
37:47 Hardest I've laughed in decades
Doesn't feel like it's the end. Nyanlathotep might go running scared to the highest ranking horror and ask them to handle you. It could be for a sequel? A hidden path, or a dlc that leads to this? We'll have to see, but another great and hilarious change to the formula.
That would be based in Azathoth xD. Azathoth is supposed to be a brainless horror who has to be kept asleep with music so it never wakes up. And when the flutes stop playing and it wakes up, it will devour everything.
@@TTricksterPanda hot
@@humanbean4037 "Who wouldn't want to be DEVOURED in a massive death party?" xD
@@TTricksterPanda I could be wrong, but I don’t think everything is devoured but it all just ends. According to the lore all of existence as we know it is simply Azathoths dreams, so once he wakes the dream ends.
@@Goremejy I could remember it wrong. Lovecraft wrote oniric literature, so that makes a lot of sense
He never fucking finished
"i respect your power"
- Markiplier ( totally not a masochist)
@SoundyFoodistMan imaging having two accounts just to say that your better than someone even though your not
@Savetion Foodist ratio
Approved by the union of PLIERs
"Elder Gods and humans being romantically involved is beyond Taboo"
Me: Then why did you guys ditch the overly complex eldritch forms and instead gained absolutely attractive humanoid forms then?
I like to think that one of Nyan's forms is just Ankha only with an eldritch flair to it.
I can already hear the music oh god
@@huwutao8726 why did you reminded me of that now I can't stop imagining it nooooooooooo
just a better version
I do love how oddly accurate these Eldritch Gods are. Their likes, aesthetics, all of them are perfect for the gods they imitate. Ln’eta likes the ocean, wears loose clothing, and has tentacles. Like Cthulhu. Estir has yellow, flamboyant clothing, and enjoys subservience, wealth, and being treated as royalty. Like Hastur, the King in Yellow. And now Nyanerthotep, with her Egyptian style, perfectly clicking with Nyarlathotep’s title as “the black pharaoh”, and the Clawing Chaos. Hilarious
Lovecraft himself would be absolutely terrified of this man.
Well considering how utterly disgusted Lovecraft was of anything that evolved sex/ the mixing of different entities, yeah meeting someone like mark/darling would baffle the poor man.
well yeah mark's half asian
@@AegisGaming99 LMAOO
"why are you like this?"@@Kay-yi1qm
MatPat after guessing Marks perfect Pokémon:
*”Finally, the prophecy has been fulfilled!!”*
Holy Eldritch God ur right.
yes
37:52 That delivery after the line gets me every time, lol.
The knocking in this game is so well made it gave me chills because I forgot it could happen and thought something knocked on my wall
21:56 That knocking is FRIGHTENLY good. I went back and listened to it multiple times because I was so convinced that it was someone knocking in real life.
I got scared cause I thought that something was knocking on my left irl, it took me a couple of seconds it was coming from the game lol
this takes "jokes on you im into this shit" to a new level.
I’m wearing headphones and it’s 2am, when the knocking happened my heart jumped out of my chest 😂
Yes! MattPat's interpretation of Markiplier's "perfect Pokemon" to smash definitely resembles this Eldritch God, or Goddess? I think he hit the nail on the head with this one.
She's only missing the purple. The rest of the design is accurate, esspecially the osychic abilities.
“and people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist”
-Markiplier, after being subjected to the worst horrors the beyond the imagination of humans minds.
Fun fact, Nyarlothotep is actually beneath Cthulhu (L'neta) and Hastur (Estir), being simply a messenger between the other gods
"the ritual knife is not for self defense" what a great line