Sucker for Love: Third Date
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I love how the entirety of the Third Date can be broken down into "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me"
But who's stuck with whom?!
But who's stuck with whom?!
@@l3g0b0y6 watch the whole video and the answer becomes clear
@Kavetion who asked
or "The greatest power of all is not friendship, but lust!"
According to Ln'eta's VA (VAMichaelaLaws), during her playthrough she said that Nyanlathotep is actually taller than Lady Dimitrescu. Just for some context in regards to Mark's-... Well, perhaps it's better left unsaid.
Well she said she has many forms and that she can adjust her height at will.
@@Ojo10 and the majority is beyond lady D’s height….that’s only wins in my book
*(edited)*
@@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 (I might've misspelled the name wrong the first time. Don't tell Nyan.)
@@Ojo10 So she can be *taller* is what you're saying. Assemble the troops; Mark must be informed immediately, at all costs.
MatPat: Markiplier's most smashable Pokemon is an Egyptian cat goddess with psychic powers
SFL: Already way ahead of you
well also purple
@@kenkenn. 1 . close enough , 2 . she has 1000+ forms so.... maybe one of them is purple
@@thevoider329 lol... Lean Cat...
@@kenkenn. 37 of her forms are two story tall cat girls in high heels… I’m willing to bet a few of those are different colors.
Blue is quite close to purple. So it kinda counts.
Nyanlathotep: Litterally an Elder God that could destroy everything she want in a instant
Markiplier: *Man literally too lustfull to die*
Fuck yeah
Markiplier:
Into tall women
Darling is the doom slayer if he was into dating elder gods who could literally destroy your mind
He’s like Doomguy if Doomguy was lustful instead of angry. Right? I’ve heard that before from my old friends.
Remember son. Dying is Unpassionate!
Markiplier: Yes father!
*”To put it simply, once mankind isn’t afraid of us anymore, everything will come to and end.”*
Mark: hmm *”come”*
Did you put the * at both ends of every word or do you just put it in the edge of sentences?
@@henssyapitula9075 I mean, *you could just test it,* but *you can put an entire sentence between the asterisks*
It’ll come to an end, though not the way she probably thought it would.
@@henssyapitula9075 if you haven't figured it out, it is * at both ends
*you* mean *like* this *?*
The Japanese text near the end is great. It just says, "My boss paid me a lot to write this, but I don't actually speak Japanese. Please don't tell anyone." lmao
Lmaooo
That is perfect
and you told everyone lol
* *proceeds to tell us all* *
what can I say. Im a man of the people haha
The fact that MatPat made someone create almost this EXACT entity, and Mark DOES smash it MULTIPLE times, seems so funny. MatPat was right the whole time!
CRYING
@@blorbo6778 im shaking and crying rn
exact does multiple
BUT HEY
THAT'S JUST A THEORY
*A MARK THEORY!*
Well now all else that is needed is for Nyan to be purple. But Mat pretty much got it right, perfect character for Mark apparently is a tall, Egyptian themed cat girl xD
Being a Lovecraft enjoyer searching for decent cosmic horror games has led me to some weird places. Sucker for Love is definitely one of them.
Ironically, isn't that part of the point though? After all, eldritch horror always being the spoopy monster in the dark is an antithesis to Lovecraft's work. He always strived to breathe new life into old tales and introduce twists into even his own creations. That's how the 'star vampires' emerged. So some lovecraftian games taking a complete left turn on the corner of Serious and BANANAS is in character for them if you ask me. They reinvent the genre while still sticking to some of its major conventions. This game is hilarious and weird, but also really creepy and dark if you think about it. I mean beyond all the cutsie anime humour, these characters are a) a shallow douchebag who will doom the world for a kiss at best or b) horrifying world-destroying entities at worst. So despite how amazingly funny it is, it is kind of bleak.
@@darklord884 Correct on all counts. You've read a good amount of Lovecraft's work too, I assume.
@@Vecchio_Rhosod85 I am reading right now.
YAY, LET'S MARRY THE ELDRICH HORRORS))))
@@ЯрославМоскаленко-ц2ь Cool.
just realized that nyans voice actor is the same one who voiced janessa from skyrim and other notable works. lani minella is in her 70s and voicing acient eldritch cat women, good for her
I knew I recognized that voice from somewhere in skyrim but couldn't place which character it was, that's awesome
I RECOGNIZED IT IMMIDIATELY BUT WASN'T SURE
She was also the VA to the sea emperor leviathan..
Huh. I didn't notice that, but thats really cool.
Nancy Drew as an Eldritch Horror?? 😱😱 I love it
The icon of true terror: "You can't imagine the horrors I can show you."
Markiplier, not a masochist: *"Oh show me anything."*
@Beast 😈 another pathetic bot
i just see the icon of true terror being the nightmare from prey
"haha pissed your pants already? id just met you"
mark: "oh its not piss, its white, creamy, salty, and sticky"
@@wingnut5732 ayoo.. 😳
i stand corrected the icon of true terror is the apex from prey
"Too lustful to be afraid" is a more accurate description of Mark than I ever thought possible lol
Especially after that Smash or Pass vid
@@loganator3565 he even says smash in the beginning of this video a few times lmao
@@CRGS-Joker-Looney2100 are you fucking high??
@@CRGS-Joker-Looney2100 stop spamming. Pls
@@nathanael9159 sorry I just can't help it when I like to do stupid attention
WHERE’S THE REST OF THE ENDINGS MARK?! I NEED THEM! WE ALL NEED THEM!
43:06
No we don't
@@garrettjenkins8846 liar liar pants on fire
well you probbly dont watch the end of the videos
he probably tried it and realized theres not enough content for a full video + this is a better end
We immediately went from “Eldritch horrors so unimaginably terrifying that even other horrors fear them” to “Lady Dimitrescu 2: Electric Boogaloo”
@Savetion Foodist no
@Beast 😈 no
I like the last title best. It fits so well. ^__^
@SoundyFoodistMan no
@Don't read my profile photo and I won't
that "you think the male praying mantis knows fear when hes getting some?" line is one of the funniest things ive ever heard
it's even better because male mantis' get their heads consumed by the female after meting
@@happydonkey5333 yeah, thats the joke
HAHA i agree also i love your pfp so much 10/10 gameee
@Beast v2🔥 shut up
@@mr.breadman4181just don't interact with it
"NO FOOL! IT IS LUST!" Has to be the greatest plot twist ever
@Beast v2🔥 bruh this bot doesnt even have the effort to use capital letters
@Beast v2🔥 no fool it is its aunt nyan nyan's nieces that dint make it to heaven as they are spending their nights with mark
@Beast v2🔥 bots like u must destroy
I second this
@@KuromiScarlet5030 Report the channel they recommend so it gets banned for it
Mark: "Buuut it couldn't be any worse than what I've seen so far..."
Third Date: *Actually ends up being the most stressful and horrific game in the trilogy*
When I first did this chapter, I thought: “I bet Mark will LOVE the big cat lady when he sees her”, glad to see I was right.
Its hilarious that Matpat's dream pokemon he made for Markiplier seems to be accurate based off his reaction to dear Aunty Nyan Nyan.
Same here! I KNEW he would love her. After all, she has Lady D vibes.
Camel by camelll
Her: starts talking about the literal worst thing that could possibly happen to reality
Mark: *come*
markiplier only proving the human's point
i think that should be come spelled with a u instead
Smash
We must come together
Mark: "I'ma just call you big lady."
Me: "Here we go again."
OMG YES
@@emihawkins Mark is A " your last word of your Yt name"
@@sunoviacountyballs simp
RE8 vibe
@@sunoviacountyballs hahaa yesss
11:37 Markiplier, to the 2 story tall cat lady in heels: "Do you have a hat?"
Lady Dimitriscu will forever rule his heart.
I don't know how to spell Lady D's name off the top of my head.
Well you did great for not knowing; only one letter off ^w^
The third 'I' is an 'e'
I’m a sucker for this series. Here’s hoping we get an Epilogue chapter with Lynetta
was that pun intended? if so, nice.
Can you guys check out my TH-cam channel? I'd really appreciate it 😁
Didnt you hear? The devs are making a sequel
@@dyingstar24 :O
more markineta???
@@skitelgames3831 if you check the devs channel, there's a trailer.
the fact this eldritch god looks almost exactly like the pokemon matpat had made that was presumably mark's "ultimate smash pokemon" is incredible. i guess matpat was right
I know right
First time he is
Yes
RIGHT??? Oh I hope MatPat sees this.
@@Loemmi AHH KEL!! sorry i when i see another omori fan i get so happy
“Oh, you tall”
”I respect your power”
- Markiplier totally not masochist
2:17 and 2:32
Death by snusnu!
Mark: me like snusnu!
how does liking tall ppl = arousal by pain?
@@Pseudopup have you watched his Resident Evil 8 series?
“THE ONLY THING THE SUN SPINS AROUND IS THE EARTH!” Literally had me dying!
"There is one emotion stronger than fear"
"It... It can't be... Love?"
"NO FOOL. LUST"
That is the funniest dialogue I've heard in a while. Nothing gets in the way of someone with lust.
It gave me a good laugh
literally that whole interaction i was like "it's horny. horny is the most powerful emotion"
This is actually the worst thing ever because, like, it's super true. WHY IS IT FUNNY
You can Lust for power, money, fame too, so its a quite..
"If we win, I'll sit on your face"
- a brilliant meme
I love how legitimately good the cosmic horror in this game is, and the writing is actually really good too. Its weird to say my favorite peice of Lovecraftian horror is a silly dating sim but yet here we are
Can't help but kind of agree.
The only dating sim that actually piqued my interest
I wouldn’t say the cosmic horror itself is necessarily that good, just because obviously if this were real she would be presenting him with a lot greater horrors than knocks on the window and tentacles growing on your face. It would be like nonstop hellish torture for all eternity. But obviously it’s supposed to be lighthearted and within those boundaries it did a really good job at showcasing different cosmic horror adjacent stuff and is fantastically written overall. That’s not at all to criticize the game, it was executed perfectly, I’m just saying the cosmic horror aspect might not be what I’d say is good. But rather the parody or reference to cosmic horror concepts.
@@PurgPurg ok
@@taterds7858 what about siren head dating sim? lmao that monstrosity
Mark: I'm not a masochist
Also Mark: "You can talk down to me all you want" "You have no idea what my limits are"
"i dont want people to think im some sort masochist"mark a sec later
"We should test my limits, see how much I can take. Just for science, I swear!" - Mark probably
at this point I'd be surprised if he's not an m. also I know the reason Mark loves tall lady is so she could look down on him. I know cause I'm the same.
Sounds hot 😂👌
It’s so weird to hear Lani Minella play Nyanlathotep. I was wondering why she sounded familiar and then it hits me, she voiced the Sea Emperor in Subnatica. She voiced acted that character flawlessly, especially (SPOILER WARNING!!) the ending message at the end of the game.
I didn't realise!
DAMN, TWO BIG LADIES
And Nancy Drew, and Eve/Bakara from Mass Effect 3, and tons of Dark Elf voices in Skyrim (incl Irileth and Jenassa) etc etc
The main character of this game is the absolute best protagonist we could ever have. Just wants a smooch. Haunts Eldritch being's nightmares. Looked several gods in the face with no fear. What a legend.
I mean, a smooch is worth fighting for, right?
He went from buying a book from a random guy online, to being the elderitch horror even the gods fear, All for a kiss
""I fucked Cthulu Good! I thought I'd have some cosmic horror turns out i'm a cosmic whore!" -Joseph Dubay Music" -OSQ
Hmmmm he did say lust so could it possibly be more???
Aight lets gooo
That man is so horny even the eldrich horrors fear him
... He smooched Chthulu good...
2:27 MatPat really is a prophet: he deduced that Mark’s ultimate Pokémon based on what Pokémon Mark “smashed” would be a giant Cleopatra psychic-type cat. What a time to be alive
OMG WHAT ITS TRUE
Exactlyy
This was really funny that it was proven to be true
I don’t think MatPat’s was giant, because the Pokémon Mark voted on skewed smaller. But I think that’s probably because (if I had to guess) the average size of Pokémon in general skews smaller than Mark’s taste
LOL I had not even considered the connection.
I renounce my comment from part one. These videos should be called:
*"Mark flirting with sociopathic demons for around 50 minutes"*
*gods not demons the demons would fuck him gods see as low as worms so their not interested
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"I'm not afraid!!!"
"Then you lack imagination"
Frickin scariest thing I've heard in years.
Eh
Yeah like best line ever
@@JasonAizatoZemeckis I'd argue it to be "NO FOOL. IT'S LUST. "
@@Randy55022 yh lol its got comprtition
I just came out of finishing soul eater again and the antagonist in it literally mentions that in one of the fights
Game: “This right here is the truest horror.”
Markiplier: “I am going to leave because of the passion.”
Smash
the bots in the replies 💀
@@kariluc youtube really needs to do something about it
Jesus fucking Christ there's like 10 bots, seriously TH-cam, get your fucking act together and get rid of these bots
I am your 1000th like
Finally the trinity of Mark crushing on "power" is complete:
Lady Dimitrescu
Auntie Big Lady Nyan
And Powerwash simulator
I have never wanted to like and dislike a comment more
The famous powerwash simulator LMAO
True man's virtues. Bitches and power washing.
YES
Don’t you mean big lady nyan
Easter Eggs/references I noticed (there are probably more)
-For her name they only changed 1 letter, the R to an N.
0:51 - Nyar is one of the oldest outer gods, but instead of living outside reality, or laying dreaming, She (i'm using female pronouns for simplicitys sake) lives amongst humans
5:07 - The Clawing Chaos is the Crawling Chaos (get it, cus shes a cat)
5:30 - trying to plot the Outer God family tree is super difficult. But technically Nyar would be Hasturs Great Aunt, and Cthulhus Great Great Aunt. I can see why they simplified it for the game.
6:02 - Nyar serves and is a messenger for Azathoth, The Boundless Daemon Sultan, The Sleeping Chaos, The Blind Idiot God, The Supreme Lord and Creator of All Things, titles titles titles etc etc.
_side note I cannot BELIEVE they got Lani Minella to voice Nyan. She's like the voice of my childhood __-crushes-_
9:42 - I have no idea who Muu is supposed to be. If anyone has an idea, reply to this comment and I'll edit it in
10:42 - Yep, what she said
During the survival section a lot of the curses are reminiscent of actual horrors from the lore, I'm not going to cite every one of them. source: just trust me bro
36:57 - HPL was a very fearful person, seemed to have almost every phobia in the book, and almost definitely some mild form of psychosis. None of his fears however were greater than his fear of the unknown. Which is why most of his monsters were 'unknowable horrors'.
38:45 - HPL also... was not that smart. Famously didn't have the 'constitution' for math. IDK if this is referencing that but it reminded me of it lmfao
anyway I love this game.
Somebody did their homework. Impressive. 😳
I believe that Muu was revealed to be a shoggoth in the trailer for the sequel game.
I theorize that Darling/Dearest/Dog & Muu are not only one in the same, but also that they are just aspects of Azathoth themself.
Of course, no one would realize this (not even Azathoth themself) as another eldritch safety precaution.
But... hasturs not the king in yellow, its old hp's cheap knockoff
Also, muu could be Abdul Azhared?
Wow
This is literally a fusion of the Perfect Pokemon MatPat made, and Lady Dimitrescu.
No wonder Mark likes her.
Agreed
EXACTLY
I saw her and was like "omfg" marks down BAD. Then he proceeded to smash 3 times
Ah ha I was looking for a MatPat comment
This coming out right after MatPat declared that Markiplier’s perfect Pokémon is an Egyptian cat lady is just too perfect 😂🤣
I was thinking the same thing
So this video is mark discovering his true waifu
i literally thought the thumbnail was matpat's pokemon at first 😂😂
XD I just said that then saw this was below it XD
All I can think about is Ahnka from Animal Crossing.... Kill me
Mark: There's no secrets for 100% completion, this is the last episode.
Me, knowing you get a smooch from Nyan Nyan by just doing the "Banish Muu" ritual: *internal screaming*
IKR!!! the frustration
Yep
We need to bring this to his attention
you see manlybadass hero’s video too?
@@evanmontague9456 Yup, even before Mark's first episode
SPOILERS
I don't know if it's been mentioned in the comments before (because there's *literally* over 9000 and I'm not reading all of them), but there ARE another two endings.
1- The first 'new' you get by summoning Estir in front of L'neta so they're forced to see each other and the fact you're two timing. It's an ending where you die horribly (duh!).
2- The second ending is what you get by following Aunt Nyannyan's initial request and performing the ritual to seal Muu. By doing that you seal humans and eldritch beings's realities apart... but the catch is you're on the eldritch side when it happens. So you're stuck in Nyannyan's version of your apartment for all of eternity AND she smooches you for complying.
Fun fact: the one that outranks Auntie Nyan Nyan is probably Azathoth. Nyan says that they would both cease to exist if Darling/Dearest/Dog met her, and that’s because, if you looked even the smallest bit into Lovecraftian Mythology, that when Azathoth wakes up from their dream, reality ends. Why? Because reality is Azathoth’s dream.
Except she’s literally based off Nyarlathotep-the Crawling Chaos
@@ChasingDeathbeds you obviously read what he typed wrong
I’m pretty toasted rn and this shit is horrifying
who might muu be? they also mentioned the black sheep
@@lorekeeper685 Shub-Niggurath for the black goat
Ya know, if Ln'eta was gunna lose Mark to anyone, I'm chill with it being Nyan lol
I think we’re all still Team Ln’eta lol
Hi Michaela!
With his history with Lady D. It was only a matter of time lol
So it's canon, then.
As long as its not Estir xD
“A human to lustful to fear! Could such a thing exist!?”
Ever heard of a teenage boy?
In that case, the internet is every eldritch god's worst fear
Looks like im even worse then a nightmare, im the reality now lol
The power of boners is beyond that of the gods that made boners
Sounds like my fiance when he psses me off lol
Soo, everyone like me at this moment, then......
I actually died of laughter when he said, “NO, FOOL! IT’S LUST!”
*Goes into a Kamina pose*
The moments where Mark said: "Smash" and the counter apeared I F*cking lost it so hard I literally fell of my bed laughing
Dude same it was fucking perfect, an inside joke referencing both one of marks best vids by far and MatPats accurate guess of Markipliers perfect pokemon partner XD
Same, I laughed so hard that my stomach started hurting
3:14
ProZone37 guess you could say it was purrfect?
I’ll see myself out
@@furchad3574 am i blind or something,
cause i don't see the funny here.
The Game: "A shade of manifestations, each more *horrific* than the last."
Mark: *"cool."*
hes just getting in character
I read this comment at the same time I heard it in the video
@@bandti45 lol same😂
@Beast v2🔥 I know you're a bot but whoever made you is going to rot.
@@connordorman117 We should find 'em. Punch 'em in both ears.
"NO FOOL. IT'S LUST."
The fact that he just had the audacity to call an Elder God "fool" I-
The second highest ranking too 😆
I mean, the most powerful of them is Azathoth, and he's literally called "the blind idiot god"
@@dolphinhandz1 hmm "thoth"
Asexuals be like: 🤨
Markiplier also has some respectable power
I KNEW IT! I knew I recognized that voice. Ln'eta as Michaela Laws was a good choice, but I have to give everybody a hand. This game was a blast to watch and if I had the cash and setup I'd be playing over again. The sweetness of Ln'eta on the second run was a good refresher, and the play line with marks voice and Kayli Mills was so good. I honestly hope that if they do an update that Mark is the one doing the voice for the main protagonist.
_"To put it simply, Once mankind isn't afraid of us anymore, Everything will come to an end"_
Mark's Main Takeway: _"Mmmmm _*_C O M E"_*
Lmao 🤣
Stop........... *COME*
Once mankind isn't afraid of us anymore, everything will *come*
I laughed so hard. It's so dumb. Mark really is the protagonist! So in character.
Lol
The fact Nyanlathotep looks like the “perfect Pokémon” MatPat created for Mark is just icing on the cake.
Smash
Finally, a truly confirmed theory
I was just thinking the same thing
@@blendzofficial7814 definitely
Lol, I noticed that too!
My game theory is that D himself is the eldritch being more powerful than big lady, which is why all the eldritch gods exist in the first place: they're literally his dream women.
That's actually a
Good theory
Actually really good theory, whenever he is named by a god it always starts with D
@@connorh2215 yes
Dearest, dog, darling etc...
The opposite. He is literally their dream man
I think biggest god is called Azathoth (Demonbane) so it might actually be legit!
Her ego is actually kind of funny given that Nyarlethotep himself is comparatively pretty small potatoes in the Lovecraftian mythos.
Nyar is literally one of the most powerful entities in the whole mythos infinitely more powerful than cthulhu as well
Back from a bit of research, I guess it just goes to show how messy Lovecraftian lore is. Its practically open source at this point, and I was lead to believe that Nyarlethotep was pretty small time in comparison. Never mind me then.
@@timelordacaelus5959 There is a video by Literary Who, who covers the big 5 of the Cthulhu Mythos, I'd post the link but it would probably get deleted.
"Relationship ended with Lady Dimitrescu. Now Nyanlathotep is my true love."
-Markiplier, maybe
Big Nyan Lady*
@@V2ULTRAKill **auntie nyan nyan
@@pforgottonsoul actually auntie nyan nyan is my love/j
Lady Dimitrescu got heart-broken
Mark might have a thing for ladies that might kill him
So is anyone gonna tell Mark that listening to Auntie Nyan at the start would've been an instant triple smooch & a quick ending?
LIKEEEEEE
Ima build a armoured car
@@potato-uq6sh what-
A car with armour
Who are you?-?
this game is clearly made with so much care. the voice acting is incredible, the art is awesome and the story just flows. it's funny and cute and i love it!
Excuse me, CUTE??
It’s kinda terrifying-
@@inexena Yeah yeah but did you HEAR Estir's VA's performance with those scenes? The King in Yellow is one bona fide actress!
And as observed by our team of researchers when paired with a possible mate the wild markiplier instinctively starts his mating dance 2:24
As soon as Mark said “Oh, you big,” I knew we’d lost him
Smash
Um... Smash.
…smash.
... Smash.
...
*Smash*
I cant stop laughing at mark saying
"Talk down to me all you want lady"
dont worry he's not a masochist
Legends say he’s still laughing to this day
"Its not a sexual thing, its about the power"
For anyone playing this:
1. Put everything on first. The mask, robe, knife, turtle, and amulet. There's no effect that requires you to _not_ wear any of those items.
2. Porosity is always first.
3. The events are not as dynamic as you would think, it's more linear. For example, you don't have to worry about something else happening while being spirited away or the mirror guy to disappear. There's no balancing or dilemmas to worry about.
4. You have more than enough time, just take it slowly
5. The text at the bottom of the screen deterministically tells you what happens.
6. With the text, you have to check the mirror after every time you chant.
7. Booba
it probbaly wouldd've been way too ahrd to dela with mutliple threats at the same time
The seventh step was very helpful, Booba indeed.
The last step is informative, thank you.
@@sarafontanini7051 actually they could make a gamemode where there would be multiple threats at a time, kinda like the fnaf 4/20 mode
Booba really helped me thx
5:18 Neanlathotep: When mankind pushes into the unknown, I am the unknown that pushes back. Markiplier: *cough* What markiplier wanted to say: You can push at me all you want.
"A human too lustful to fear anything...could such a thing even exist?"
Wow...and here I thought Big Lady Nyan was intimately familiar with furries
Best comment
She is class 3 on furry aspect AKA not too furry yet.
Lmao too true
@@zaishijunior9455 Ah someones been taking Proffesor Landons Classes
@@zaishijunior9455 right…she’s a Neko
Suprisingly this Cat Lady looks exactly like Markiplier’s perfect Pokemon according to MatPat. 😂
Now you've mentioned it. Can't we just call the pokemon that mat made that looks like an animal crossing character?
And that character, I meant Tom Nook. HE'S SO DOWN BAD🥵🥵🥵
@@UkrainianSpy9582 ankha
It's almost as if MatPat's seen this game, took one look at Auntie Nyan Nyan and *INSTANTLY* thought of Mark!
@@Quayd_McMahon nah bro. it's
L E A N K H A
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
The fastest way to Mark's heart: Be a *tall* Eldritch mommy
And look down upon him to gain his respect
@@GengUpinIpin And then try to kill him
Fatherless behavior > Your definition of a god
@Kavetion I think you meant
You: FATHERLESS BEHAVIOUR😂😂
Markiplier:👑GOD OF TH-cam VIDEOS👑
Lady Dimitrescu
22:55 I never noticed that comment in the subtitles “you’re a clever little shit aren’t you?” 🤣
I'm willing to believe that Dog is actually the most powerful eldritch god, one that puts fear in the others
Dog backwards is goD
Oh yeah it's all falling into place
Well, yes. Its because we're the player. To us, these characters are just as much a "dream" as humans are to these eldritch beings. These characters only exist because we're playing the game. At any moment, these characters can stop existing, as you stop playing the game.
O yeah, it’s all coming together
wait, it could be a reference to the *D*evourer *o*f *G*ods or D.O.G for short, from the very popular terraria mod "Calamity"
This couldn't have been timed better, I was literally just thinking about the third part.
LITERALLY ME TOO WHAT THE HELL
Lol same
I was literally looking at marks page when the video popped up
I’m a small channel and I’m trying to grow, any support would be appreciated ❤️ thanks!
@YeaMan paige lol
Yeah Mark saying “smash” over and over after MatPat determining Mark would love to smash an Anubis cat woman is purrfect hahaha
ikr! i just saw the matpat video the other day, and cant believe that the last date was an ANUBIS CAT WOMAN. There's truly no coincidence, matpat is just genius
The coincidence is too uncanny ahahahahaah
Lol I was thinking the same thing!
MatPat seems like he is a crazy madman from the video topics he chooses, but this coincidence is too perfect... its uncanny... guess he really is a genius hahah...
A Bastet cat woman is more accurate. She also reminds me of Ankha from Animal Crossing
“Humans aren’t **just** afraid of the unknown, we also want to bone it!” is the most accurate take I’ve ever heard, and it also happens to explain the entirety of the science fiction genre
The mc is pretty much a being that feeds off their fear. Since he is a construct created by their subconscious mind, the more powerful they believe him to be the more powerful he is. The more they fear him, the more powerless they become.
Is… is he another Outer God? Or something different?
@@ASquared544 if things unravel the way they are doing, probably he would became a nightmare deity or something since he can make any god who knows about him fear him xd (except of course Ln'eta, she wuvs him)
The smooch god suppose?
THIS GAME NEEDS MORE CHAPTERS WHERE THEY IMPLEMENT THIS BECAUSE FUCKING HELL THAT'S AN AMAZING IDEA
Wtf why does that sound so eerily similar to the princess from Slay The Princess
i actually laughed so hard almost every time he said "smash" so calmly AND THE FUCKING COUNTER APPEARED
Lixian's doing his job
I am so glad Lixian's going full-time. His editing is 💋🤌
Also goddamn he is gorgeous
Literally funniest thing ever
No one:
Markiplier when he meets a tall lady wanting to kill him:* “Your back must surely hurt, why don’t you lay down.”
"I will have none of this." Continues to give us reasons.
The replies, omg
"Preferably on me."
Basically: “I love a woman who will actually just kill me”
@@syntheticvocalist-p472
And he says that he's not a masochist... Mark admit it already! Lol.
What if this whole time, the MC was actually an entity that haunted the dreams of the "eldritch" Nyanlathotep. Toying with her, giving her nightmares to feast on her fear and the fear of others as well.
That'd be cool.
This third character looks A LOT like the “perfect Pokémon” that the artist on MatPat’s recent theory video came up with!
YES 👏 His reaction is priceless
2:10
I was JUST bout to comment that xd
No not at all, it's just an Egyptian cat that isn't even purple
SO TRUEEEW
IT DOES
“Too lustful to be afraid” is like “To angry to die” turned on its head
Which head? 😏
"Too lustful to be afraid, too horny to live", by Panic at the Disco
@@cearapearson8752 @_@
Now you see… The slayer COULD take notes. However, I find killing demons in the most unimaginable ways more fitting then being a horn dog soooooooo ion know Chief
(insert Cronk meme) "No no, he's got a point."
Isn’t it convenient enough that Ln’eta calls you “Darling”, Estir calls you “Dearest”, and Nyanlathotep calls you “Dog”, yet they all start with the letter “D”? Coincidence I think not!
So whenever they think about him, they think first about the "D"? 🤣 Sounds about right.
@@poeticdavide they can call him “Dick” for all I know
dave
King DeDeDe
Dimitrescu
every time the smooth music sting plays, i have the uncontrollable urge to go "... MARK" like a disapproving friend learning that their bff is dating their ex again
Fun Fact: The cat-lady voice actress (Lani Minella) voices a number of mature ladies in gaming, from Nocturnal in Skyrim to Ivy in Soulcalibur. She also voiced Pit in Smash Bros. ...yeah.
I KNEW I heard her voice in Skyrim! I just couldn't pinpoint it! Thank you!
@@InMintCondition13 yeah, it's not just Nocturnal neither. 😂 It's just the character most relevant to the cat lady in terms of godhood.
She could prolly voice Rouge the Bat... if she hasn't already.
@@daeryk6424 😂 uhh...she does.
@@daeryk6424 right on the money, she does!
Wanted to give some (fictional, of course) real life context to the characters in this game because i'm a huge HP Lovecraft nerd:
Ln'eta is - obviously - based on Cthuhlu due to her appearance, as well as the fact that Estir is her sister and the actual King in Yellow (Hastur) is Cthuhlu's half-brother. I'll come back to Ln'eta and where I think her inspiration was drawn from in a minute, but I'll first get Nyan out of the way because her lore was the easiest to dissect. The name Nyanlathotep instantly clicked for me as being almost identical to the Outer God Nyarlathotep, who was described as appearing as an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh. Nyarlathotep is generally used as a messenger for the Outer Gods, however he is very cunning and works of his own accord to gather more followers. Moving on, one of Nyarlathotep's cousins actually ticks a lot of boxes for me in terms of Ln'eta's description and character. This Great Old God is named Mynoghra and is often called the 'She-Daemon of The Shadows'. Mynoghra is a essentially an alien succubus with tentacles for hair and she's one of the major deities worshipped by witch cults in Salem, Oregon. Another God with similarities to Ln'eta is Cthuhlu's daughter, Cthylla. The stories about Cthylla are kind of fucked up (if you're really interested, look her up for yourself) but I saw a link with her since she's a female R'lyeh with similar traits to Ln'eta. I've rambled on for long enough so I'll leave you with my final Outer God twin for Ln'eta: D'endrrah. This God was inspired by C. L. Moore's Shambleau, the illusionary Martian she-vampires of lust, and is described as being a blurry female entity of supernatural beauty who lives in an obsidian palace of thousands of mirrors to distort her appearance, which is that of a tentacled dark abyss.
In summary, I fucking love this game and I adore how the devs put so much effort into basing all of the plot in actually mythos as well as making it enjoyable, funny and HOT. 10/10, would smash (smooch?) again.
I can’t wait for the sequel. The developers hinted that the blind idiot dreamer is going to make an appearance
@@carter_420 can't wait to smooch that
got it to 69 likes... no need to thank me comrades
Waking up the blind idiot dreamer is the ultimate end of all things
It really is amazing how this game balances the whole dating sim idea with lovecraftian horror
Wow, for being as powerful as she is, Nyan was... way less of a threat to Mark than she should've been. But then again... she picked the _wroooong_ form to terrify him. XD
probably should have just warped him out of reality forever and moved on BUT NO SHE HAD TO BE A THICC MOMMY WHILE SHE DRAGGED DOG'S POOR MIND INTO OBLIVION
A mannequin or doll would've been a better choice.
Big buhungabuzunbaha of a woman
The whole counterevils section absolutely NAILS the kind of cosmic horror I love
Little did Mark know that he could’ve been with Nyan forever if he just listened to her and did the very 1st spell
Wait really?
@@existentialdread9282 yup
so thats the other ending 😈
So much for his "research" then. XD
Tbh I really wanna see his reaction to that ending, ig it's too late now
Despite all its silliness, this game has probably the best grasp on cosmic and Eldritch horror that I have seen out of anywhere else 😂
@Nathaniel Shrock Yep. "Lovecraftian" is a general word for it. But people lean more to calling it eldritch horror as Lovecraft himself was...
_complicated._
@@AlwaysANemesis a bundle of issues forming a man.
Lovecraft was horrifically racist, had clear mental issues and had a questionable understanding of basic geometry. Wrote some pretty neat stuff though.
@Nathaniel Shrock Others have already mentioned it, but it's from the universe created by H. P. Lovecraft in his books. Ln'eta is based on C'thulhu, Estir is based on the King in yellow and Nyanthrotep is a pun for Nyarlathotep, who she's also based on.
"Lovecraftian monsters" can be found in a lot of media, most often similar to C'thulhu, who has a lot of tentacles. Unfortunately, the originals are not actual waifus :D
Btw, if you know World of warcraft's Old gods, they are also based on these. The most obvious are C'thun = C'thulhu and Yogg-Saron = Yog-Sothoth, the others are harder to guess
Surprisingly this game made me understand the whole "old ones waking" concept and why it would be bad to let it happen
"I'm gonna call you big lady"
I'm calling her Egyptian Dimitrescu
I'm calling her Maekiplier's perfect pokemon SMASH
Cleopatrescu
You can straight up FEEL Mark’s Fnaf instincts going nuts during the countering
_Nyan, threatening MC profusely:_ you can't begin to imagine the horrors I can show you
_Mark, flirting:_ Oh, show me anything~
*Match made in heaven*
*hell
@@zelg.5551 He meant jojo's made in heaven if im correct , its not that terrifying but its pretty wow what kind of destruction it caused
@@Lelhanma Nice theory, mattypatty. One problem: you weren't correct in the slightest.
@@zelg.5551 Oh well i looked at it again and i realised i had mistaken match for "watch" lmao so i got confused with jojos mih
mark: *sees any tall lady ever*
also mark: i respect your power
Tall ladies are heavenly
MC: "The only thing stronger than fear is lust!"
Slaanesh: "thats my boy"
HERETIC!!!
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
The last thing I was expecting to find in the comments of a lovecraftian horror dating sim was a 40K reference.
The Emperor approves.
@@Veryfriedperson7 _Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well_
*incomprehensible anger of Khorne somehow intensifies*
@@Veryfriedperson7 are you sure about that? Chaos seems pretty Lovecraftian.
I think Mark just stepped out of the room to turn his gellar field on.
Cruel indifference of universe
VS
Pure lust of humity(totally not Indomitable human spirit)
Nyan: " Once man-kind isn't afraid of us anymore. Everything will come to an end !"
Mark: " *HMMM CUMM* "
Classic Mark
Nyan: I just want you to be at ease
Mark: I've never been easier in my life
That was an incredible pick up line to be perfectly honest
"You think the male praying mantis knows fear while he's getting some? Hell no!"
This is why people love yanderes.
when was that line said?
@@BenelliAkimbo 37:55
@@StormWeaver9629 thanks for showing me
*(wheezez)* HAHAHA🤣🤣🤣
Why so many ppl ignore red flags tbh.
@@ttnt7773 Some people ignore, Some people just don't give a shit 😶
22:20
The knocking on the door is startling because it's only in my right headphone and my bedroom door is to my right, I'm also home alone (not counting my dog, it would also be concerning if it was my dog that was knocking) so yeah
My WINDOW is on my right, and I'm watching this at 11:30 at night, so I know what you mean
It freaked the hell out of me every time. I'm surprised this wasn't a more common comment.
Mark: *Sees big goddess monster thing*
Mark: *becoming infatuated*
Us: *Lady Dimitrescu flashback*
FR lOL
He respects the POWER.
OMG YES!!!! LOL🤣🤣
Lol you got more likes then mine.(u copied mine)
LITERALLY
mark: tries convince everyone that he’s not a masochist
also mark: “oh she big…. oh you big…… oh you big lady” *sultry music ensues*
That's not masochistic, that's just being into tall girls
@@Moss_Dude maybe a little both for mark💀💀
@@Moss_Dude well...
Mark: "Sorry, I just felt myself being violently thirsty"
…We just gonna let that one slide?
Well, it's gotta be wet to slide
*dying*
Just mark being mark
@@trathanstargazer6421 give this man an award dang it!
Teah why
7:50 I GODDAMN KNEW IT! IT WAS THE ELDRITCH HORRORS THAT BANNED DRUG RESEARCH
"There's no emotion stronger than fear, and no fear more powerful than the fear of the unknown!"
"Allow me to introduce to you my best friend:
HORNINESS"
Mark literally talked about if someone had a fetish for the unknown on Distractable, so this is really destiny.
And allow me to introduce you the powerfull weapon to counter horniness
Behold..., THE BONK
I say if we were ever attacked by aliens we should just send monsterfuckers at them. We would be saved for sure
@@coeplis24 THE BONK WILL NEVWR STOP THE HORNI, WE ARE EVERYWHERE AND (almost) EVERYONE
WE WILL NEVER BE STOPPED
Its interesting how "Never trust any written words besides mine" even applies to the subtitles when you can see it saying "L'neta knocking", which is false.
I’m glad he did come back to this game again, but man, I miss Ln’eta. Ln’eta was, is, and forever will be best girl.
✊️😔
I want them to add more characters or like a side story as a DLC or something, im getting attached to these mfs
@@tweenytwinkies they are the next two gods will be. Azathoth and Shub
Dem tentacles made me act unholy
I kinda like Nyan a lot. Tall ladies are incredible anyway, but tall, arrogant, SHADOW ladies on the other hand? Incredible.
The fact that our character went from buying a random book from someone online, which was totally going to be a scam if not for muu’s intervention to a entity, that even all the gods fear all for a kiss. Just let that sink in.