MARKIPLIER IS A QUEEN!! | Sort the Court UPDATED AGAIN
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- Sort the Court received a HUGE update with new visitors, new kings, and a true ending! Let's see what we can mess up this time!
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"You are so humble. I'm proud of you!" she says to the queen sitting on a pile of gold that was obtained by sacrificing over half the town.
Bruh moment
Ikr?
XD
Oh so humble
But the town was happy
“I’m so poor I can’t buy anything else”
Grandma: could I have a coin for the newspaper?
“Take it all I’m made of money”
Lol so true
All for grandma
Anything for grandma
@@yoda8677 grandma is a sacred being
@@paisleighyt6153 yeah
"Why did the chicken kill-"
*Grandma walks in*
"Grandma!"
the grandma Removed the chicken’s head
Your comment has exactly 300 likes so I wanna keep it like that so take this reply as a like
I thought he said that the chicken did kill grandma and got extremely confused after she came in
@@BlazeMisty same😂
HE KILLED GRANDMA!??!? /J
Mark when sacrificing half his town for gold: “I am doing well in life!”
Mark when Grandma is angry: “ *IM A FAILURE!* ”
450th like :D
I think he feels like she his actual grandma 😂
Hey I’m 700th
Markiplier: Sacrifices 100 people for "heaps of gold" without thinking too much.
Also Mark: Thinking Hard on if he should punish a Monkey.
😂
20 gold a soul Mark. That's how much you valued each member of your town. Every Grandma out there was worth only 20 gold for you. (jk i love you and would totally have done that too mwahahahaha)
XD
i mean.. what would the reward difference be? it goes from GOLD. THE THING YOU CAN BUY STUFF WITH AND BECOME A GOD WITH, orrrrrrrrr, just 3 happiness. it kinda makes sense now huh? XD
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I love how every time grandma walks in, mark turns into such a gentleman. Even tho he sacrificed half the town and made deals with the devil.
shhhhhhh we don't want grandma to hear, or Markiplier will come for our souls
I guess u could say he sold his soul to the devil for designer
@@Nonsensical0g i caught that reference
Shhhhhh
I didnt even start the video this is of course is what Mark would do
Something about the knight coming back defeated and immediately condemning himself only to be met by Marks unrelenting forgiveness fir him gets to me every time.
And once the knight succeeds, markiplier sleeps with him
who wouldn't? @@serspritztomb
*Knight returns successfully from his mission*
Mark: you’re in for a reward later 😏
A saw this right as it happened and it made the experience x2 better
Tbh i literally went on an entire imagination right there
If i was a queen and my knight did that
I'm clapping for him
@@RongDMemer you're not the only person that's clapping
@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an i know :]
@@RongDMemerGO TO HORNY JAIL
3 things to never say no to brought to you by Markiplier:
1. Grandma
2. Magic
3. ☠️ *Heaps of gold* ☠️
Unless gramma offers her earnings
@@Sophie-kk8tx it won't be a heap of gold
Marks adviser seeing a lot of gold right as 100 people are sacrificed:🤨
@@couchpotato3285 it still says grandma on the list
@@purplefox6436 I'm saying if Grammy offered Mark heaps of gold THEN he'd accept but he always denied grammas earnings
Grandma could literally ask Mark if she can slaughter the town and he'd say yes
He'd probably say "Who needs a town when you have a grandma that can destroy everything in her path?"
...And I probably would too-
true
Grandma could slaughter innocents and the game could TELL him and Mark would be like "she could do no wrong its okay grandma take all my money"
I like I’m not the only one rewatching this from 3 year ago
Is grandma magical?
this is my comfort video. ive watched it about a million times. i love falling asleep to it
DUDE same exacttllyy
i thought i was the only one it’s on every night while i’m falling asleep
Same
Honestly, it feels like you are being told a bedtime story by Mark and it's really nice
no fr tho
Grandma: Hello there sonny... may I borrow some gold for a soup sho-
Mark: *would you like some luxury dinnerware with that?*
You know what I realised re-watching this for the third (maybe fourth?) time? Every time Chester asked if he could eat some people, Mark said no. The decision created +1 happiness. The happiness was probably from Chester being glad he didn’t have eat anyone.
good find potato guy
@@animuchan6136 why thank you
Or the person he would have eaten
This is why you are the smartest potato i know
Thank you,@@thepotatogodaka.chrisfb1626 , oh mighty god of the potatoes.
POV: You survived Queen Mark sacrificing over half the kingdom for 2000 gold
He a good Queen
Ya lol
lmaooo
imagine being dead. can't relate.
is like to mention that grandma survived everything that happened
i just love the voice mark gives the blacksmith, like he's this big strapping tattoed guy with just the softest and nicest voice & personality
I love how Mark just casually flies by $2000
when?
When?
I think you meant to remove one of the 0’s-
@@MR_TheIdiotRock it’s at 29:24
@@kadetherat ty
mark: *gets angry*
grandma: im about to end this mans whole anger
Grandma gives him a cookie
Mr. Heart mask XD
Mr. Heart mask LMAO
Timothy2007 iiii
Getting over it:
I am inevitable
Wizard: "Ill kill your people and make them sad.
Markiplier: "No screw you
Wizard: "But ill do it with magic.
Markiplier: "Take them all!
That is true
@@edragon2599 ey
Ye
The fact that it now has 666 likes makes it scary
666th like lmao
Hi everybody whos come back
Hi!!!! :D
@@Riley_Does_art hiiii
Howdy
@@scufty6786 hey there partner
Frr
As a New Yorker, we do start every sentence with the word "EYYYYYYYY"
Thanks for saying that
"I cannot cut my own hair, only the hair of others"
Markiplier accidentally discovers the Barber Paradox
“I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
@Delete me true
Fr
In space with barberplier
how is that a paradox?
Mark: if you screw me over there will be no limit to my rage
Wizard: screws him over
Mark: starts crying
*tears of rage emerge*
Yes lol
5 seconds later:
“hi, grandma, I’m sorry..”
Gardener: can I have workers
Mark:sure
Gardener:equips dadric ring
Mark:NANI
Grandma : shhh....Calm down sweetie!
"why do you talk so funny" him doing the voice
It reminds me of that one scene from Detroit: Become Human, “Why do they make you look weird and give you that funny voice?” 😂
This is my favorite Markiplier video-my favorite thing he’s ever made, and likely my favorite TH-cam video! It’s not his best (that would be truly impossible to determine, if it isn’t Space), nor his funniest (I would argue Super Bunny Man), nor the most consistent provider of laughs (Granny Simulator in my experience), but it is the perfect definition of a comfort video. So relaxed, but so enchanting. I could watch this every week
Completely agreed!
Wizard: *kills everyone with magic”
Mark: “YOU PEICE OF SHI-“
_Grandma walks in_
Mark: “oh your sweet soul. You poor innocent sweet soul”
Don't think I didn't notice your repeated comment.
@@RandomInternetStranger in here to warn you about January 1-
@@thepurpderp.6811 eyyy! Bean!!
BEANNN
@@jellyscorner9618 it is indubitably not a problem caused by accident known as mistake
Town: is suffering *HEAVILY*
Mark: trying to make sure grandma (specifically grandma) is happy and hopeful
Nice profile pic (love battle block theater)
Only grandma can live happily
imagine your on a walk but because your queen is mark who screamed 'MAGIC!' you suddenly to to ash
Its.
Grandma.
It is important to maintain the morale of the useful ones,therefore grandma
I like to imagine that Sir Tortuga is the only one of the Shellknights we see because the others are too nervous to talk to the queen, and even then, Sir Tortuga is pretty nervous.
4 years later and this is still hilarious it never gets old
EVERY Markiplier video is hilarious. NAME ONE THAT ISNT!!! I dare u
For me it's been 5 years
5 years later and i still love it..
true
Mark: won't allow a petty thief to steal from the rich
Also Mark: sacrifices half his town for money
yep its markiplier logic
Tbh I would also
She literally admitted she was just gonna steal from everyone actually.
@@gotgunpowder that doesn't change anything though, stealing versus 100 dead
@@gotgunpowder someone liked my comment so I'm back and spewing opinions again. So she steals hundreds from the rich and a couple from a bunch of poor people. Thats a "big deal" in my book (its hard to say big deal sarcastically over text I'm learning)
10:02
Markiplier: yes grandma everything is fine.
10 seconds later
Dragon: hey how ya doin.
It’s more like 18 seconds but it’s still funny
Hey how u doin :me im poor
Dragon: bonjour
Dragon be like “hey little mama let me whisper in your ear”
YASSSSSSSS
Mark: is ls already in debt
Jester: OHOHOHOO
the jester is not who we think
GRANDMA IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER!( im crying rn for her . hope her soup shop is going ok!)
Don't worry. Grandma wanted to give Markiplier gold from her soup shop twice. I think she's doing OK.
The soup shop is receiving government subsidies. It can’t go tits up
"Why are there so many french people in this game?"
Also Mark: *Makes almost every character have a French accent*
Yes but also my ears are bleeding when he KILL some french word like "abeille" (bee) or "souris" (mouse) oh and the barber is Mr sheep
@@Omega-lq9zk he’s not fucking French what did you expect??
@@Regener8Plays Jesus, its just a funny comment, calm down
@@vinnie3731 yeah wow dude, that comment was just the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day 😒
@@Regener8Plays Jesus what sucked out all your dopamine.
Mark: *starts cursing and being mean to everyone else*
*grandma comes in*
Mark: awwwww hi grandma, no you keep your earnings
That is so funny 😂
Ikr lol
17:07
@@NonSkrapple i love this time stamp, thanks 😆
@@daedoingthings4595 and I (a random Iraqi girl out there) love when people appreciate other people's work , thanks !
Every time grandma comes in it's always so funny and wholesome
i LOVE how mark cares abt grandma more than anyone else
Mark: *angry*
“Grandma walks in”
Marks anger: *ight ima head out*
Yea I agree
Star Platinum ZA WARUDO
@@GG11VRDio every single sec
angy*
@@CatMasksSideChannel you do realise you spelled angry wrong right?
"Last time I played this was 2 years ago"
It's time again, Mark. It's time.
The COVID kingdom trying to stay alive
i imagine you saying that in a red robe in a dark room while you stand around a red circle along with lots of other people
don't ask when i lost my sanity
It is time.
@@aidenpommee766 It's covid season (in US still) so you have the right to no sanity
IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME. IT IS TIME.
27:24 Markiplier:Thats been pretty goodluck so far!
also markipliers coins: *666*
It took me a hot second to realize that the witch at 43:23 probably meant edibles, as in drug cookies.
Muscular blacksmith: has sweet and soft voice
Cake chef: has the rage of a thousand suns
nice one! underrated!
Thanks
Agreed.
Wizard: Brings physical pain to him
Cake chef is supressed anger in a nutshell
Never ask
A woman: Her age
A man: His salary
Mark: To say no to magic
Lol
Lol
I know this is a joke but some people might take the first 2 seriously so I just want to say boys and others also can be insecure about there weight and wemon and others also can be insecure about how much they earn
@@weirdsushi4808 yes you shouldn’t really ask anyone bout that if there not comfortable with it
Its really a formal thing really
@Star echo I hate you so much
I’m literally so happy when markliplier like seems so happy for his fucking goals. I love this fucking man.
Ngl I read that as “I love fucking this man” at first
Bruh no hate. but actually now that I think about it all the hate in the world. This is so weird and cringe to say. Markiplier is funny as fuck and so smart. Don't double swear while proclaiming your love tho, please. For us.
@@StankFrengus careful, read his name
Don’t know about anyone else, but this is the Markiplier video I always come back to whenever I’m having a hard day (like today). It’s just so comforting to me.
grandma after mark refuses her money: "you are so humble, i'm proud of you!"
mark minutes earlier: *laughing in greed after selling his people's souls for 2000 gold*
I mean it did help him get more people
Grandma must never know
Todd Howard:it just works
@Adolf Not_hittler I said your name and a guy with a mustache started speaking german
saagard8 ._.”
My worst fears:
-Wasps
-Death
-Markiplier speaking french
I can't like your comment because its on 69 likes
@@erin5599 understandable, have a great day 🤣
ok but nobody gonna talk abt how he fears wasps more than death
420 😒😩😩😩😩😘😘
Its 469
I’ve watched this video 50 times in the past year and I have no idea why.
ive been coming back and watching this video since it came back, its just comforting
Witch: Requests to slay some goblins
Markiplier:You have nice hips
How to fuel a gambling addiction:
*NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC*
*GANDALF YOU PIECE OF SHIEITH!*
*WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK INTO MY MAGIC BALL*
Gaze into my crystal and what I see is a GAMBLING ADDICTION OMG
When did this get 1.4k likes?
@Laurel Branch Correction : 1.5K
I love how he softens his tone around grandma. So wholesome.
even if it's virtual, it shows what kind of person marky is
She is the true mvp
yes
TwT
Your not a weirdo
@@sam-qt7cy >:(
33:15 THAT MADE ME CRY
This is literally a comfort video for me. ❤ 2024 and I still have this playing almost daily
This is the video that's plagued me of video recommendations since it released
Mark: *”yOu pIeCe Of sHiT-“*
Also Mark: “everything’s fine grandma”
*Mark is so soft for grandma I cannot-* 💜
Your saying that like it’s not normal
Rosie it’s so weird isn’t it?
Grandma is the best character
Niggah
I am your 1K (th-ish) like. uwu
Mark: *WHAT KIND OF LUCK DO I HAV-*
*grandma walks in*
Mark: oh hi grandma!
Markipliers bruh moment
@@waimunlaiwai2668 markiplier good moments.
17:30
Oh God Why Just Curse Me GOOOOOOODDDD GRAAAMAAAHH
38:25 (the coins) ITS THE BITE OF 83
Searching the comments for this, thank you very much (:
12:22 I’m crying 💀
Markiplier: you piece of shi....
Grandma: *walks in*
Markiplier: hey grandma
It’s called role play 😂
Me when playing TF2
@the sad cat help Team Fortress 2
@the sad cat help the game better then overwatch
We must all respect our grandmothers
"Let those strange people in, no discrimination here!"
"Yeah, get those damn aliens out!"
HYPOCRITE
Oof
Which aliens?
FireCap Gaming exactly
@@unicorniagamer7558 the big green alien
Markiplier: gives half of the towns souls to a demon. Also markiplier: Grandma! Hi!
this video radiates warmth, i can't stop coming back every december to watch in sweet, sweet solitude. i wish Mark would revisit this game
Mark: We've had pretty good luck so far!
The coin counter: *666*
and that was just before he walked in the door, GEORGY
lol
at 27:27 if anyone wonders
1:09:42 for me to go back too
-666
"You have become so humble... im so proud of you"
- Grandma says after mark sacrificed 100 of his people for 2000 gold.
Shh she doesn't need to know
Lol ikr
floof_ goes_ferret what if grandma was one of those 100 people
@@inhle1688 oh dear
sHHHHHH!
It still baffles me that Mark never clued into the joke of ‘Molder’ and ‘Skelly’
Molder and Skelly... Mulder and Skully... OH MY GOD WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG
Honestly I absolutely adore this game, it’s sweet and simple. I think grandma has pretty much adopted all of us, such a sweetheart.
If Grandma only knew... how he got that money...
Very true
I havent seen mary in weeks
If she knew.............
pls no.
M A G I C
They should hire mark to voice act the game all by himself lol.
EXACTLY
Yes he must own the game
@@xxgranthegamer76xx22 he must be the game
@@meowdasia sort the markiplier
I find it weird and funny that the buff blacksmith sounds like Yondu if he was nervous.
27:24
There's something about it being 666 gold while mark is bragging about his luck, and on never saying no to magic that just cracks me up...
Markiplier fighting his inner demons on “No… Yes? No….. but Yes… No! NO! Nooooo?”
thief: i can steal from people then give it to you
mark: no
thief: i can magicaly steal from people and give it to you
mark: ...frick
That's funny
True that
HE NEED MONEY HE IS THE QUEEN
I NEVER SAY NO TO MAGIC
1K like op not liked op liked op not liked
Markiplier: I am not a morally ambiguous person!
Markiplier ten seconds later: *gambles his peoples souls*
i mean, its not ambiguous, its blatantly evil
"How much is a heap...?"
No one like this It’s at 666
Corruption ark
Y'all all replied too a comment a 1yr ago from a video 5 years ago
I can’t believe I’m in 2024 and watching a 5 year old video
20:55 welp he be dying
Grandma: Oh your so generous!
Mark: *literally covered in money he got from killing off his people*
2k likes and no replies? ill change that
Almost 2k likes and only one reply, I'll change that
2k likes only two replies? i’ll change that
2k likes and 3 replies? ill (hopefully) change that!
2k likes and only 4 replies? I'll change that.
It makes me smile when Mark gets soft for Sweet Grandma.
Well I’d sure worry if he got hard for Grandma
I...think I need to bleach my eyes now.
Mea to
Uh wears the bleach?
Grandma nooo, Grandma noooooo
40:03
Pov Abraham Lincoln
NAH THATS WILD
Frieza
nah more like I WILL SAVE THIS SAIYAN FROM CERTAIN DOOM
Hot take, but this era of Markiplier was peak.
Mark: If you screw me over one more time, my rage will have no ends.
Gandalf: *screws over*
Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gramma: Hello Mark, dearie I heard a rumor in the paper is everything ok?
Mark: Yeah, Gramma. Everything’s fine. Everything’s fine.
How does this comment have a 130 likes but no replies
\_(‘-‘)_/
@@adversemiller because not everything needs a response
I love how the Grandma removes your rage... and become sad...
I was gonna like, but it’s at 666. It’s fine then..
Grandma could ask Mark if she could take over the throne, or take over the world or literally *ANYTHING* and he would still say yes.
Edit: DAD I THINK I’M FAMOUS!!!! (Thank you for 1k+ likes lmao)
Other then killing her of course
But no, she only asked for today’s newspaper
@@isaacchan2706 maybe that’s for the best lol
Grandma is the true leader
*Stronk* grandma gets what she *wants*
"Theres been 10 serial killer escaped and has entered our town."
Mark : *well they're adding the population so its fine*
grandma is so nice
drummer boy: you like my rhythm bruh
mark: *offended* i am a lady.
me: *dead*
“I never say no to magic”
3 seconds later...
“ I SHOULD HAVE SAID NO TO MAGIC!”
Hah.
True lol
5 years later....hi mark 😂😂 🤔 anyone els here?
20:50 omfg that was so stressing, had the same reaction
Drummer: You like my rhythm, bruh?
Mark: *I AM A LADY.*
I’m confused is he a lady or a man
?
IT'S MA'AM
Skaia Poffley ok sir
ur right XD
@@somboonw.3253 he was playing as a queen
Lil Fang: you feeling spooky today?
Mark: yeas I am
Random dude: * dies *
“And so i was working on the farms when i pulled out the biggest carrot ever! Like really you should have seen i”-**dies**
@@jamesdanson6433 “is it Tuesday already?”
When he went “OOOOOOOO” when the baby monkey came I was dying 😂
Subtitles are nice, pretty sure these were human written ones, Mark said "im beautiful" and the subtitles said "(yes you are)"
Markiplier:"I need to keep my budget"
Also markiplier:
"Yeah go ahead"
"Take it"
"Go ahead"
"I got more than enough"
"Sure"
Ikr
“Of course, grandma.”
@@robynnhoud4001 grandma is the exception, you can't say no to grandma
Lol
I also love the
"I can't say no to magic"
"Ahhh FUCK"
Grandma:"you're so humble"
Mark 5 minetus earlier:*kills 100 people for money*
But it was for grandma (the not getting money from her.)
It was a lot of money though, totally worth it.
@@jamestheaverageman6959 yep- lol
Liked this comment so it's not 666 likes anymore
it was so funny after markiplier won the bet whith the devil
I’m coming back to this 4 years later and it gets better every time
Alternate title: "Mark Succumbs to Corruption and Fuels his Magic Gambling Addiction"
LoL I agree so much 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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@@street_sign416 😂you just dislike👎emojis😂😂🤣😂😂🤣But why? 🤔🤨If he likes emojis then he can use😁😆 them however he likes👍. And i ❤️ to use emojis!! 😆😆👌😐😂😂😆😆👍❤️
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27:30
Markiplier- “That’s some pretty good luck right now!”
His Gold- 666
yeah
Ye
*666*
I literally commented this like 10 seconds ago
I was literally Looking for this comment
Why is this so enjoyable to watch, Ive watched this entire video like 20 times since it released
Fr
I like that the characters are reoccuring and have different personalities. Also the fact that through helping people you actually become friends w them and receive rewards
Mark: endless rage🤬🤬🤬🤬
*grandma walks in,
Mark:oh oh sorry grandma I’ll stop for you🥰😘😍😇
This sounds like my existence
soften his heart :D
I would do the same :3
Anything for grandma uwu🖤💕💕💕💕
[Every one liked that]
Grandma is the true Queen of the game
Change my mind
@MemeZan she said at one point todays a great day
She a 10/10 grandma
I really cant
she is gonna die, that chaanged your mind?
@@kabal7981 grandma is eternal. nobody can stop grandma. long live grandma
53:29
1:09:45
russian markiplier 💀