DSP Experiences Bugged Education Mechanics

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  • @hemightbegiant
    @hemightbegiant 9 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "I got Spain, I knew that one"
    *Ten seconds ago thought Spain was the UK

    • @fuzzy8889
      @fuzzy8889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @dog. uh oh

    • @gta_s4531
      @gta_s4531 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gatlinkeaton9502 Spambooot

  • @DangAssDan
    @DangAssDan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Andre Watt's "American education system at work" comment falsely implies that Phil actually went to school.

    • @TeCHnORiOT
      @TeCHnORiOT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly!

    • @DangAssDan
      @DangAssDan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A lot of good it did him, then. Didn't he drop out of college?

    • @RudeNippah
      @RudeNippah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Private schools in the US are some of the worst places you can send your kids for education tbh, most of them are heavily agenda-driven usually religious.

    • @erikmickiewicz2567
      @erikmickiewicz2567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Excecpt the most prevalent private schools in the US --Catholic schools-- consistently outperform public schools. Private schools in general in the US are viewed as being better than public schools.

    • @RudeNippah
      @RudeNippah 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boy it sure shows with him, doesn't it?

  • @fukyomammason
    @fukyomammason 8 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    It's clear that Phil paid just as much attention in school as he does to video game tutorials.

  • @FrostyWorld
    @FrostyWorld 8 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    There's one thing phil managed to block: education.

  • @Marchof31Days
    @Marchof31Days 10 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    For those of you making fun of the US school system, pay attention to the fact that this is Phil, the person who never, ever, EVER listens to any sort of explanation given to him.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      True, and just ask someone from Romania where they think Delaware is. We already know how hypocritical some people can be.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Naufal Hafizh That'd be a step in the right direction.

    • @kimmyj.2009
      @kimmyj.2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @blur Our states are just as important than your tiny little countries

    • @ikejacobovits
      @ikejacobovits 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @PennyArcade Europoor moment, you call your toilets poopenfartens lmao

    • @creativitysubs9935
      @creativitysubs9935 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love how phil fails to notice the "snapping" mechanic.
      Then he notices thes "snapping"
      Then he forgets the "snapping" again.

  • @firebason
    @firebason 9 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    DSP tries it: 3rd grade Geography

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whatever the European variant of 3rd grade is.

  • @Bigassboya
    @Bigassboya 10 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Ironically the complain about the controls here is valid, like the other guy experienced at the start. The game shouldn't punish you for clicking outside of the x.

    • @DravenWolfe
      @DravenWolfe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Yeah, they should have a larger hit box that encompasses the nation, rather then a tiny "X".

    • @rashadmartin378
      @rashadmartin378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I have never seen a game be that picky.

    • @djoshawott2850
      @djoshawott2850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      For once, his bitching actually has its own merits!

    • @silvershocknicktail6638
      @silvershocknicktail6638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, I watched him put my own country's flag right on top of it and the game went "no, that's wrong." I figured it might be deliberately trolling, but I guess it's just shitty.
      Oh, apparently that was the first player. Yeah, those hitboxes suck ass.

    • @bobbarker3248
      @bobbarker3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, but you should be able to notice that you need to place it over the 'X'.

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    At first I was like "he's not doing too bad".
    Then I remembered that he wasn't playing yet.

    • @Guts_Brando
      @Guts_Brando 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO SAME

    • @SwobyJ
      @SwobyJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol me too

  • @KrankuSama
    @KrankuSama 9 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I spat out my tea in disgust when he put the UK flag over Spain.

    • @Valdetiosi
      @Valdetiosi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Kranku ♆ He put Greece on Finland.Greece, on Finland.JUST THE OPPOSITE OF UP. How did he manage to make through school?

    • @AutoArtemAuto
      @AutoArtemAuto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kranku ♆ That's nothing. He put Nepal where Mongolia is in another one of his videos.

    • @ryanbecker6713
      @ryanbecker6713 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kranku ♆ GIBRALTAR GUV

    • @lazzaroscacerni730
      @lazzaroscacerni730 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He also put Libya, Iran and Iraq on Saudi Arabia

    • @IsaacClarke39
      @IsaacClarke39 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im spanish and i think your comment represents us perfectly, you forgot to mention how none of us has a job though

  • @aidankeogh9994
    @aidankeogh9994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "I don't even know what the United Kingdom is!" Why doesn't that surprise me?
    "Ireland is one of these." That's f*cking sad...
    *puts Greece's flag on Finland* WHY AND HOW

    • @LulzIshall
      @LulzIshall 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Aidan Keogh
      He put Greece's flag on Poland, Finland, and Ukraine so he at least remembered that it was in eastern europe and wasn't landlocked.

    • @aidankeogh9994
      @aidankeogh9994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LulzIshall I think you're giving him too much credit.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also was amazed how he could be so dumb, almost 40 year old man doesn't know elementary grade geography

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's incredible when you think DSP couldn't be more of a fail, he surprises you

  • @TehCookieSpartan
    @TehCookieSpartan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    On behalf of the US, I apologize to any Europeans that this man exists.

    • @TehCookieSpartan
      @TehCookieSpartan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      MvC2Scrub Why must you say such things?

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Paragon Josh I wouldn't use the words he used, but a couple of things:
      1) The commenters cited in this video who think that DSP is representative of Americans are stupider than DSP is. We're talking about a man whose majority of viewership is second-hand by a group of people who consider him a literal clown. Hardly fair, no?
      2) Apologizing for someone else is just silly.

    • @TehCookieSpartan
      @TehCookieSpartan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Crazy Eyes But...he's so stupid.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paragon Josh
      So?

    • @RedEyesTops
      @RedEyesTops 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paragon Josh It's alright, it's not your fault c':

  • @muramesa21
    @muramesa21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Fucking Finland!"I almost died laughing.

    • @muramesa21
      @muramesa21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OW! My eyebrow almost popped off when I seen 4:15.

  • @PhantomDewan
    @PhantomDewan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:00 "Match the flags to their corresponding Province, State, or Country? What?"
    I'm not sure what to make of his reaction. He acts as if matching flags to countries is a difficult concept.

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. I mean, matching the flags would be tough, but matching the names to the flags when you only need 7 is a joke.

  • @rezanabavi4802
    @rezanabavi4802 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    He didn't know where UK was. Case closed.

    • @DravenWolfe
      @DravenWolfe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah, that should be pretty basic, but not to DSP, and then tried to cover his ass by saying he knew it was Spain after he tried to put the UK flag there earlier.

  • @A0Refrigerator
    @A0Refrigerator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Bridge is very fast.

  • @hideokojima9728
    @hideokojima9728 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I am glad that he does not know where Japan is so he cannot take it out on my people.

  • @TheAlmightySmelldoor
    @TheAlmightySmelldoor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    He put the Flag of Greece, on Finland
    REALLY PHIL?!?!?!

  • @MrDavidBlack
    @MrDavidBlack 10 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Honestly, If we gave DSP a map of the United States and a 3 minute time limit how many of you think he'd get at least 7 right?

    • @kana22693
      @kana22693 10 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      "WWWHAAAT? US IS A COUNTRY, WHY SHOULD I KNOW THE FLAG OF EACH STATE? DUDE, THIS GAME IS FUCKING STOOOPID!" ~DSP

    • @magnew9991
      @magnew9991  10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Funny enough he even fails badly at the second part of the geography mini game where you had to match the flag with the us state he actually pauses the game so he can look up a map online to help him. I'm starting to believe who was to blame when Phil and John ended up in Delaware when driving to a con.

    • @Beastking800
      @Beastking800 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I know this is old but whats funnier is he said he got A's at school lmao

    • @CHAOTICMASTER33
      @CHAOTICMASTER33 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beastking800 Honestly I get a's in school and I wouldn't know state flags or geography in general off the top of my head. ( to be fair to dsp geography is barely taught in u.s public schools so unless you study it in college the average american won't know anything geography wise.)

    • @feedmaw7227
      @feedmaw7227 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unless school has changed in the past 6 years I have to disagree. We started learning geography in 5th grade and that shit was hammered so hard in to us for a couple years. The around 7th grade we began learning to memorize flags and things like country's/state's top imports and whatnot. Then again maybe my school just wasn't complete shit.

  • @grandmyrk1383
    @grandmyrk1383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Fucking Finland!" As a finnish guy i'm dying of laughter!🤣🤣

  • @temtempo13
    @temtempo13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Spain... I knew that." Except he starts by trying to plant the UK flag on it. DSP is the king of erasing or denying any possible evidence of his failures from his mind. "I never equipped that", "The game never told me that" and now this. Holy shit.

    • @creativitysubs9935
      @creativitysubs9935 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is a "snapping" mechanic as the "good idea" player AND DSP notice.
      The difference is that DSP suddenly forgets about the snapping mechanic.

    • @temtempo13
      @temtempo13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@creativitysubs9935 Nah, it's not even related to the "snapping" mechanic. When he FIRST starts playing, he drags the UK flag onto Spain. I completely forgive DSP for then trying to drag the UK flag onto the UK but missing the snap onto the "pin," but the initial blunder is entirely his own fault and he pretends like he knew it all along.

  • @billbeis7691
    @billbeis7691 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    im from Greece...well i thought i was , now i have to migrate north. FFS all these years living in the wrong place

    • @DravenWolfe
      @DravenWolfe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How do you think the British Feel, they live in Spain now.

    • @DravenWolfe
      @DravenWolfe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Atmogenic OS To Bad they didn't do the English and Scottish Flags rather than the Union Jack. He would have been really screwed.
      I live in California,so I have Warm and Wet, but I like colder environments, but not wet or too windy.

  • @ModelZ
    @ModelZ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    DSP(nes): Which is the fastest?... *clicks the bridge*
    Me: ....WELL!! I did not know a bridge can run at the speed of fucking sound

    • @AidGum
      @AidGum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A bridge is faster than Sanic.

    • @ModelZ
      @ModelZ 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats, you're the first commenter, happy? :P

  • @ResettisReplicas
    @ResettisReplicas 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I would pay anything to see him try to play Carmen Sandiego.

  • @klikssiikubra314
    @klikssiikubra314 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    To be fair, the game seems unnecessarily fickle with how you place the flags. Even the guy in the first video had a problem with it when trying to place the UK

    • @Andrew-tj5yt
      @Andrew-tj5yt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Klik'ssi Ikub'ra hes still a dumbass

    • @klikssiikubra314
      @klikssiikubra314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Andrew 43546 Did I ever deny that?

    • @klikssiikubra314
      @klikssiikubra314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** But he placed the UK flag on the right country first, the game just rejected it because reasons.

    • @lazzaroscacerni730
      @lazzaroscacerni730 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You have to place the flag when the hand cursor shines blue. Geography lessons aren't that hard but you need to be precise in placing correctly

    • @lalanada8758
      @lalanada8758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *But he placed the UK flag on the right country first, the game just rejected it because reasons.*
      No, he didn't.
      The very first thing Phil does, when the game started was, to take the UK and try to put it on Spain.

  • @opalyasu7159
    @opalyasu7159 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy is the embodiment of my failed engineering major

  • @Kravockian
    @Kravockian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Did you hear how excited he was that he got Germany right on a guess? Man-child at his best.

  • @Eirikasacredstones
    @Eirikasacredstones 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bridge is faster than a monkey?..................... I'm sorry... I think I need to go self harm....

    • @pacman5698
      @pacman5698 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, that could be the three fingered sloth, which is known for being the slowest mammal on Earth.

    • @Eirikasacredstones
      @Eirikasacredstones 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      pacman5698 Oh.......... Well I look a bit....... Stupid now don't I?

    • @iloveredalert3
      @iloveredalert3 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about snails?

    • @BirdKingJay
      @BirdKingJay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CryfireChannel The point of the matter was, it was a choice between a sloth, a phonebooth, and his choice, A BRIDGE.

    • @iloveredalert3
      @iloveredalert3 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I understand it's completely unrelated in anyway, but if you think about it *logically* snail is slower than a sloth. That's what i tried to say.

  • @IHMyself
    @IHMyself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Fucking Finland!"

  • @tde2019
    @tde2019 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Jesus Phil, you make us look very bad. I could have easily done most of the planet in this format.
    *grabs UK and goes straight for Spain* ... FACEPALM.

    • @DravenWolfe
      @DravenWolfe 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      But later on he knew that Spain was Spain, despite trying to put the Union Jack on it earlier.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The pigroach further pushing the stereotype that Americans don't know geography outside the USA. making us look bad before the world 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @kitchsc
    @kitchsc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    How did Phil Pass Highschool again?

    • @iloveredalert3
      @iloveredalert3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol no idea, i know all those since i'm European, DERP.

    • @Rileygreenfox
      @Rileygreenfox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He did?

    • @kitchsc
      @kitchsc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AylorSot If he didn't how the hell does he know how to work a Camera?

    • @Rileygreenfox
      @Rileygreenfox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Imperial Combine He does?

    • @TheMaskedTomato
      @TheMaskedTomato 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Its really easy to graduate highschool in America. You're pretty much guaranteed to as long as you show up and turn in some work on time.

  • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
    @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    DSP is every bad American stereotype put in one person

  • @wolfgangill9717
    @wolfgangill9717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What’s the fastest? Phil picks an inanimate object. *

  • @shatackoz
    @shatackoz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Puts UK flag everywhere else where it should be.. I have no words for that.

  • @BirdKingJay
    @BirdKingJay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Fastest: Bridge"
    HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE THAT MISTAKE

  • @Riderbooker
    @Riderbooker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I failed my geography classes and this kinda raises some eyebrows for me.

    • @DaScrewUp
      @DaScrewUp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      some eyebrows? how many eyebrows do you have?

    • @Riderbooker
      @Riderbooker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      luls lee I had the displeasure of being drawn by Phil's DeviantART counterpart, Andrew Dobson, who has an odd thing for drawing more eyebrows than he should and making them fly off my face.

  • @SpetsnazFP
    @SpetsnazFP 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    All other Americans would like to not be responsible or in no way associated with the uneducated portrayed in this video. Thank you.

  • @Excalibur2112
    @Excalibur2112 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Phil definitely belongs on the "short bus"

  • @MaytayMaya
    @MaytayMaya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:43 You'd get shot for saying that in Ireland

  • @DLAbaoaqu
    @DLAbaoaqu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Who puts GREECE in the friggin' Scandinavian Peninsula?

    • @CaffeineDeprivation
      @CaffeineDeprivation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same person who thinks a bridge is faster than a sloth

  • @Krackerjax
    @Krackerjax 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:15 He put the UK flag on the correct piece of land, but the game didn't give it to him. I'm not saying hes smart, but the game definitely cheated him.

    • @Sianostrakarenrenren
      @Sianostrakarenrenren 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He didn't put it on the actual spot, you'll notice the first part of the vid demonstrates you get no credit if you don't put it on the X

    • @MEPSIPAX826
      @MEPSIPAX826 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You have to put it directly on the X.

    • @AlexLong1000
      @AlexLong1000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      However, the VERY first place he put it was fucking Spain.

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      However he chose wrong the first time, meaning he's guessing.

  • @LazyPeanut01
    @LazyPeanut01 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:25 Phil: I knew that!
    literally tried putting UK in the same spot there numerous times a minute ago.

  • @CamembertRun
    @CamembertRun 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Good Lord... I don't even... has Phil ever even looked at a fucking map.

  • @jeffsan4996
    @jeffsan4996 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    ladies and gentlemen, I lost faith in humanity

  • @fearedjames
    @fearedjames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love that I know all of them except Switzerland, Ukraine and Romania thanks to playing way too much Total War and Europa Universalis.
    EDIT: OK he fucked UK!? I mean, if you passed even year 10 of high school, you should know where UK, France, Germany, Greece, Spain, Ireland and Italy. Because Spain is obvious, the rest you would have been taught when learning about WW1 and 2, and every idiot knows that the Greeks were east of the Roman Empire, which obviously started in Italy, so you can at least make a rough guess there. And no, I live in Australia, not Europe, where we learn 99% Australian history and when learning WW2, mostly the War of the Pacific, primarily where Australians were OP and won against absurd odds. (Which happened quite a lot)

  • @Sylvestro
    @Sylvestro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *finally places the Spanish flag correctly*
    DSP: "I knew that!", says he after trying to pin the UK flag on Spain. And Portugal. And Ireland.

  • @NuclearNecro
    @NuclearNecro 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    DSP Logic: Poland=Greece.

  • @keikuru1
    @keikuru1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What amazes me is that all these years later PHIL PLAYED THIS AGAIN AND DID THE EXACT SAME THING. He still failed just as horribly, he even said the same thing "I'm an American" yet when they did the US states he had to pull out a map, in fact he had to pull out a map on all of the geography challenges. He has the memory of a goldfish and the intellect of an amoeba.

    • @goldensoul1842
      @goldensoul1842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In DSPs defence, he hasn't left his house in several decades, that and the mental capacity of a goat don't help lol I doubt he could point on a map where he lives either

  • @MrJonezy541
    @MrJonezy541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'll admit I don't know where all the states in the US are situated, but putting the Uk flag on Spain is like getting Texas confused with Alaska.

  • @Rycluse
    @Rycluse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    To be fair, some of his guesses would have been right if it didn't mark you wrong for not putting it exactly on the X

    • @SuperArppis
      @SuperArppis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah even the "good idea" guy gets few of those. This was a bit bugged!

    • @obermegalutschoar
      @obermegalutschoar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, the game gives you pretty obvious visual cues for doing it the right way.

    • @SuperArppis
      @SuperArppis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      obermegalutschoar
      And yet the "Good idea"-video made few mistakes in placing it the right way. I think it could be better... but it's nothing game breaking! :p

    • @anonomyous65
      @anonomyous65 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I can agree doing that with a 360 gamepad was really annoying.

    • @RevanStarrrR
      @RevanStarrrR 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      But they are still just guesses... there are probably many americans who cant name all european countries but anyone should still know where the united kingdom is.....

  • @CJUGames
    @CJUGames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm somewhat insulted.

  • @A-Duck
    @A-Duck 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "You learn this in elementary" They probably once'd over this in school in my experience, but mostly they seemed to focus on the history and customs of the various nations. I probably would have only been marginally better at this than DSP, which even just thinking of that sentence kind of makes me want to vomit my intestines out...

    • @johnedwarddowney
      @johnedwarddowney 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To add to what you said: the only thing I was expected to learn was the names and locations of every state in the US, and I went to public school in Massachusetts, which is widely regarded as having one of the best school systems in the country. I failed this part on my first try, but unlike Phil, I felt deep, deep shame about it.

    • @CrashBandicoot4Ever9
      @CrashBandicoot4Ever9 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      johnedwarddowney I did good on this.
      But I'm also a bit of a geography nerd and I like to look at maps and globes sometimes and I also enjoy reading about stuff going on in the world when I get a chance.

  • @brtt6489
    @brtt6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If it's not clear from this video, school was apparently a fucking joke when Phil went and he lied about being valedictorian. Kids these days have it much harder.

  • @snakeworldorder7905
    @snakeworldorder7905 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A kid could do half of those easily.
    UK being in Spain ? DSP, are you really 30 years old ?

  • @ColeYote
    @ColeYote 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    ITT: people who suck at geography defending people who suck at geography. I'm Canadian. My only problem with this was getting Norway and Sweden backwards. Please stop acting like this is the most obscure trivia this side of Jeopardy.
    Also cringeworthy is how he didn't figure out it's a bit finicky about putting the flag on the actual X.

  • @TheTadek2001
    @TheTadek2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Let's fly to Greece and meet Santa!

  • @TeCHnORiOT
    @TeCHnORiOT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wow, just wow, he puts America to shame, now I see why other countries hate us so much.

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Life's too short to hold irrational grudges.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DSP making us look bad feeding the stereotype, holy shit how can he be so dumb?

  • @CreepIsAwesome
    @CreepIsAwesome 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    To be fair, I'd probably get most of these wrong. I'd at least get the UK right, though! Seriously!

  • @bearok89
    @bearok89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    >Greece in fucking Poland
    >UK in Spain and Portugal

  • @claytonpeterson4210
    @claytonpeterson4210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Who was his teacher, Sarah Palin?

  • @astroblaster56
    @astroblaster56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BURGER EDUCATION

  • @LeeONardo
    @LeeONardo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I don't know anything about Europe"
    DSP living up to that US stereotype beautifully.
    Although even if it was a world map he'd probably stick the US flag where Israel is or similar ...

  • @asianconservativelawyer1531
    @asianconservativelawyer1531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stay in school kids, is it sad I knew where the Soviet states were, but didn’t know where switzerland was?

  • @brandteley7230
    @brandteley7230 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We Americans apologize for letting our new creature the dsp for getting access to the Internet. He is quiet challenged with the most simplistic of tasks and we are getting ready to send him to the KWO for treatment. Thank you for your time.

    • @rabidgamer219
      @rabidgamer219 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandt Eley We are the SOK. We need to take responsibility.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brandt Eley "We Americans" don't need to claim responsibility for DSP being a shithead. That's the beautiful part about this country.

  • @mtallmen184
    @mtallmen184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Which is fastest? *Chooses stationary object*

  • @Jakethesnake1281
    @Jakethesnake1281 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who loves geography and learning about other nations, that hurt

  • @ronniebarter3857
    @ronniebarter3857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The sudden change to over saturated hyper contrast camera to tv colours pains my eyes to this day.

  • @Arkiasis
    @Arkiasis 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I can understand Americans not knowing Europe, that's a common stereotype, but for fucks sake, how do you not know where the UK is? I'd assume Americans learn about the UK since you know, it was the largest Empire ever and the country America succeeded from.

    • @Volound
      @Volound 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      secede

    • @juvygenius
      @juvygenius 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Volound They succeeded to secede ya see

    • @Kravockian
      @Kravockian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not the largest, I believe Alexander the Great and Ganges Khan had larger empires. I could be wrong though. That being said DSP is borderline mentally handicap, I know a lot of my countrymen are lack wits but there are quite a few that do not follow the stereo type. I can only hope DSP doesn't contaminate the gene pool.

    • @RevanStarrrR
      @RevanStarrrR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peter Rhea
      The Macedonian empire is far from the biggest. By land, the British empire was only slightly larger than Mongol empire. The Mongol Empire was the largest contiguous empire, while the British empire was all over the world instead of one large contiguous empire, hence the saying: sun never goes down on the British empire. But by population, the British Empire was way larger than most of the other empires combined.

    • @Kravockian
      @Kravockian 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      RevanBladeZ I knew the population and why the saying was said part. Just musing on the literal size of them.

  • @ProjectDelta1
    @ProjectDelta1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Fucking Finland!" - Dspgaming

  • @goldensoul1842
    @goldensoul1842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God damn, imagine an airline run by DSP.

  • @Ironmaidenportugal
    @Ironmaidenportugal 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the most basic part of Geography is to know the names, locations of countries and capitals.
    He will get lost in the world if he goes to travel.

  • @AWM05
    @AWM05 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is my favorite DSP Experiences out of all of them.

  • @andrewshouse9840
    @andrewshouse9840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an American, I admit I wouldn't get the interior nations on the first shot, but I at least know the western and southern coast and could figure out the rest

  • @lmao_nope
    @lmao_nope 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To be fair he did pull the UK flag to the correct location on the second try. It's just that the game didn't recognize it for some reason.

    • @lolirot93
      @lolirot93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Needed to put it on the red X.

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure... But he straight up didn't know what ANY of the countries were. For fuck's sake.

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PLUS HE THOUGHT A BRIDGE WAS FASTER THAN A SLOTH

  • @dntremad8290
    @dntremad8290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't think he ever realised but what Phil did here is the definition of "WooooW doooood".Years later he finally managed to do justice to one of his infamous catchphrases

  • @UnKynneyValley
    @UnKynneyValley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who loves geography from the heart, watching Phil failing a simple thing embarrass me so hard that I cringed.

  • @ccricers
    @ccricers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I imagine, though, in the far future if humans ever colonize other star systems, we'll be laughing at people who can't locate Alpha Centauri.

  • @PsychoticLeprachaun
    @PsychoticLeprachaun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Yeah let's put Greece next to Russia, that makes sense." Jesus fucking Christ this was hard to watch

  • @MSF_Soldier_Alligator
    @MSF_Soldier_Alligator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    UK = Spain/Portugal
    Greece = Finland
    Amazing.

  • @LoneWanderSpark303
    @LoneWanderSpark303 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I went on to watch the rest of the video this time. It's quite amazing how an inanimate object can out-speed a sloth.

  • @MrTheil
    @MrTheil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They say those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it
    “They” are correct

  • @Rakshasa1986
    @Rakshasa1986 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm not American but I'm still offended.

    • @secretsaladsociety5164
      @secretsaladsociety5164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mars I'm American and his lack of geographical knowledge offends me.

  • @Longknife
    @Longknife 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WHAAAAT?? THOSE ARE FLAGS DOWN THERE? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THOSE WERE FLAGS, THE GAME DIDN'T TELL ME THAT.

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And this is why Pigroach settled down on streaming himself pressing buttons since this is the peak of his abilities

  • @PersonalityWorship
    @PersonalityWorship 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just discovered your channel and I have been watching your videos for the last hours. Fantastic content. Subscribed!

  • @Zellio2011
    @Zellio2011 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's more telling as far as DSPs lack of intelligence goes when he picks a bridge as the 'fastest object'...

  • @CureOptimismForHumanity
    @CureOptimismForHumanity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can just imagine DSP sweating bullets when he saw this coming up. He knew he was about to shit the bed on stream.

  • @odstarmor557
    @odstarmor557 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    look I know a lot of people suck at geography, but spain and the u.k (especially the u.k) are the most well known places in Europe and their locations are pretty much drilled in since 5TH GRADE. Phil's first choice was to put U.K'S flag on SPAIN, it's like he has never seen a map and if he did he probably only saw the map of North America.

  • @huntergman8338
    @huntergman8338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The moment I saw this, I thought, "is DSP so bad that he fails an educational game for kindergartners? Wow."

    • @huntergman8338
      @huntergman8338 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, it's a minigame. Still rather simple.

    • @andersonanderson1009
      @andersonanderson1009 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What kindergartners learn about European countries?

    • @huntergman8338
      @huntergman8338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shawnee Anderson Ones in a good school.

    • @andersonanderson1009
      @andersonanderson1009 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter Gman Find me ANY school that's got kids verbalizing enough to rattle off days of the week let alone memorizing European countries and their flags.

    • @huntergman8338
      @huntergman8338 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawnee Anderson Good point. There are not a lot of good schools. I originally thought DSP was playing a children's game.
      Now that I think about. I would think European schools may have that.

  • @notenoughtime9515
    @notenoughtime9515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The UK man....bloody United Kingdom...IN SPAIN!!!!
    It's like if I said that New-York was in the west coast.

  • @icedtea_6108
    @icedtea_6108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    **puts Greece at Finland**
    bruh

  • @SeedemFeedemRobots
    @SeedemFeedemRobots 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    His response to being asked where Finland is just kills me.

  • @glitch91
    @glitch91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It also bugs me that he doesn't notice the obvious 'snap to' function the flags have and obviously require to register...

  • @EvilDoresh
    @EvilDoresh 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Can't even laugh at this. This is just sad o_O

  • @roryos
    @roryos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it's more DSP experiences bugged geography mechanics LOL

  • @PhantomAarantula
    @PhantomAarantula 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Calling a bridge fast actually physically hurt me...

  • @g00dguy23
    @g00dguy23 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This inspired me to take that lizardpoint europe geography quiz over and over and over again.

  • @InfiniteElgintensity
    @InfiniteElgintensity 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Dude, I ate the ricin. The poison is bugged. OH, YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT WITH CASTOR BEANS? I MADE IT WITH LIMA BEANS! NOTHING I COULD DO!"

  • @BSMerlin064
    @BSMerlin064 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And yet another stunning display of how inept DSP is.

  • @luckyseabas5111
    @luckyseabas5111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am offended that he put the U.K. flag over Spain.

  • @Heavysweating
    @Heavysweating 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "FUCKING FINLAND"
    What did we ever do to you Phil ;_;