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DSP Experiences Bugged Gwent Mechanics
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 มิ.ย. 2015
- 85 parts into his Witcher 3 playthrough DSP finally decides to play Gwent, bullshit ensues.
God help whoever is working on TIHYDP Witcher 3.
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This is more of a "bad idea, worse idea". First player was absolutely awful as well.
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Opponent passes when he's lost.
DSP keeps playing cards.
My voice climbed to a pitch only dogs could hear as I shrieked, "what are you doing!?"
Now look at that net!
Phil doesn't understand strategy, and it's hilarious.
"I'm going to blow all my good cards at the start and not have anything when I play the next rounds, that will show the AI!"
Washu Hakubi late reply I know but to be fair the game doesn’t make it clear. I did that the first time too because I didn’t know how to end a round
He went that far into the game without playing Gwent before? Jesus
+Kermit the Frog How did he not stumble across it in the first tavern in White Orchard?
Chubzdoomer bugged game mechanics
Fuk that gwent shit. Hate that crap in my game. Waste my fuckin time.
I'm speechless
And then he moans that he has no good cards at all😂😂
I fucking lost it when the AI used the scorch card, holy shit.
Magnus Bear I saw your comment and had no idea what was in store. That move almost made me drop my laptop from laughter.
+Mychal Dudley (M Doodley) Oh god, that was wonderful. His smug "Owned" after he shat out his Fog, followed by "WTF" almost drowning in his own stupidity...
9:27 DSP doesn't know the difference between a "deck" and a "hand." Sigh.
"He has unlimited cards WHAT THE FUUUUUCK" -DSP
I'm just fascinated how he made it that far with out ever playing Gwent, oh right he probably blazes through the game for views and day 1 uploads with out ever exploring the environment or interacting with npcs nvm.
+kotomixkyou Yep, pretty much. 90+% of players probably came across Gwent in White Orchard at the very first tavern you go to (like 10 minutes into the game... lol).
Honestly, whoever was playing at the beginning was garbage at gwent too. Better than Phil, but not by much....
Here we go dude. The Witcher 2 all over again everyone loved it so much even PC gamers made discussion threads saying how terrible i was and how i should never play games anymore. They laughed me out even when i couldent figure out crouch jump.
This is doubly infuriating cause you look at his set up and see he can easily win the match.
DSP: Proceeds to screw it up royal cause he doesn't have a damn clue and refuses to learn.
I loved the first time the AI played that 7 spy and Phil's brain blue-screened for a solid fifteen seconds.
25:00
>Last round
>Down to 2 cards
>Uses medic card
>Skips spy card and goes for trebuchet
>Fucking kill me
Does DSP not have enough neurons to realize the importance of spy cards?
the "good idea" also did this - skipped thaler for a trebuchet with medic
That Scorch made me laugh more than anything else has in weeks.
At least I'm not this bad at Gwent.
I'm not really good at Gwent but damn it's addicting
To be fair Gwent is quite simple, Northern realms is the best starter deck to use until you get better Nilfgaard cards then Nilfgaard is really good, but if you know how to use them Scoia’tael are really good but used properly Monsters and Skellige decks are scary. Sometimes to outwit your opponent you gotta take a loss and also keep decoys handy, for those pesky spy cards, medics are good as well for playing spies that are in your discard pile, that’s what makes Scoia’tael really good cause they have a lot of medics in their ranks, so do Nilfgaard
His stupidity is utterly astounding. There's nothing wrong with initially not understanding new concepts. However, DSP is wrong because he instantly skips using logic to find out what's going on, and instantly starts blaming everything but himself.
Ignoring every opportunity to use a spy.
I love how he doesn't realize that playing Biting Frost at the beginning hurt him not helped him because he can't math at a 1st grade level.
Who the fuck doesn't know the difference between a deck and a fucking hand!?
Bugged vocab mechanics.
So this is how the Northern Realms got their asses kicked by the Nilfgaardians. They had Phil taking command of their army after Foltest was killed.
I thought the first game was him and it was bad enough.
Yeah, first game was pretty bad....
“Trebukit”
I was waiting for that Scorch, and it was beautiful.
also gwent is awesome once you understand it
Hum the first part "good idea" (untill 5:50) was not that good(at 3:07 respawn Thaler ! instead of the trebuchet !).
@10:45 facepalm.
trebuchet ... traybucket more like tray-buh-shay.
"omg this game makes no sense at all!! he has more cards!!!!? OMG!!" holy shit phil, gwent is easy as shit, far easier than most card games. how are you not getting it?
God the first guy playing was cringeworthy. how can you be that bad? I honestly wish cd project red made the ai super hard in gwent so people wouldn't win through pure luck. the first guy was playing turn by turn. he couldn't even think ahead.
Great job man
With that set of cards i already knew how to win. Old DSP
He would ragequit at Urban-Rivals so much.
STOP READING EVERYTHING ON SCREEN!!!!
wow dude fucking, WOW
almost 6 minutes of yourself playing gwent? sheesh..
2 bad ideas tbh
They're making a game about Gwent :D yay
what is a trebuket?
Lol, this shit is fun.
PS: He got shitty cards lol, he probably hasn't played any gwent previously.
I hate when he same "The game's cheating", how can a game cheat at his own mechanics and own rules ???
"I'm learning the rules and this guy has an insanly good deck" well you're learning the rules in the middle of the game, so yeah
Even watching the "good idea" was horrible. Unless it was that persons first time playing. Otherwise watching that was fucking annoying. Still don't know what Phil was thinking. Wish CD would release a app or online feature just for gwent.
at around the 25 minute mark, couldn't dsp have won? I was zoned out. he could have played the fog card using his leader ability.
+Hypnotic Synopsis I never played Witcher 3, and I can safely say, that is the case with most of these. At 16:00 his enemy has 30 points worth of archers, 1 fog and he could have won.
Mega Mawile gwent is extremely easy later in the game. Dsp didn't do side quests like you are supposed to. However, he could have won in these situations. He didn't know how to play his deck nor the game in general.
His deck is meant to win 2 rounds in a row. You usually try to make the opponent waste cards in the first round. You can go all out the second round. Your ability will let you draw a card if you win. Chances are that you will get a fighting card. There is your win.
The only exception to how to play that deck is nilfgard or whatever it is called. That deck only needs 1 win. After that win, it can go all out because it automatically wins in a tie situation.
Hypnotic Synopsis Figured that. As I said, never played any Witcher games, and this video is my only experience with it... And even I knew he had a good win scenario almost every time (Except when he kept 2 fogs, despite his leader being a free fog.)
Mega Mawile yeah. I usually only keep 1 fog in my deck. It is an ok card once you get a bunch of heroes in your deck.
Cards that drop numbers to 1 are good when you have heroes or when you have the card that destroys the highest number on the field. Drop everything to 1 and they all get destroyed.
Hypnotic Synopsis Add in the enemy he takes on uses NO artillery, depending HEAVILY on his archer lines.
SMFH
Is this game so hard? I won on my first try and I didn't even know what I was doing.
***** It's stooopid dude. You only get a limited amount of cards, how was he supposed to know that? The game never tells you this!
I'm more of a Triple Triad fan.
+Aryan Soviet My jaw is literally touching the floor and my brain cell and IQ count rapidly decrease as a result of your immense stupidity.
+Aryan Soviet You don't have any life shitty Witcher fan, with your garbage characters and bland as fuck soundtrack.