Me: I know you're there, my spiritual friendos Me: Come out, come out, wherever you are! Me: **pats side of couch** Come on, there's room for more. Demons/Ghosts: **happiness noises**
Is howtobasic an Aussie? We figuring out the guy's identity boi-HOL UP. I just found out that he really is an Aussie and we know who he is. NVM I'm like 83 years behind the times, don't mind me, time traveler still catching up with society.
Ken isn’t a psychopath , Barbie is cuz she is enforcing him every day of his life to spend all his time with her, and when he leaves her she shocks him to come back.
Just wanted to say, 14 years ago, one of my high school homecoming dances was James Bond themed. I went with my best friend, a male friend (he dressed as a villain) and I had dressed up in a nice suit and called myself James Pond. Not gonna lie, still my favorite memory.
As the youngest spawn of my blood line, the best form of social interaction I have had in 2020 was Halloween, I just, wore a box with a smiley face, named Jim, I was trick-or-treating with my two older brothers in the freezing cold of FALL, and we met a guy named Jim. Best day of my entire year of 2020. Edit: I will never forget every second of that day, unless I do forget.....
School: *exams are coming* Students: *Panik* School: *closes because of lockdown* Students: *kalm* School: *online school* Students: *panik* Edit: You thought it was "ty for all likes" BUT IT WAS ME DIO
Classmate: *annoys me* Me: *slaps him noy even that hard* School: How dare you slap a poor and totaly innocent child! Me: *flashbacks to all the attempts to stop him without violence* Are you kidding me?!
You're like a cat owner. "Here is my evil little Hell-spawn gremlin. He hates everyone and everything and tried to tear my wrist open three times today. I love him more than anything in the world and I would kill a man for him. Look at his fluffy little face."
True story: my history teacher in high scholl went ahead and passed me despite me never doing any of the class work solely because when she asked why the books i spent all class reading were better than gradutaing high school, my response was to give her a literally 20 minute rundown of the entire history of Ansalon, including the names, dates, locations, and long term socioeconomic repercussions of all major wars, and how the existence of magic and dragons impacted the various societies of the world. TL;DR: my history teacher once felt so sorry for me being hopelessly obsessed with dragons that she gave me a passing grade despite me doing jack shit in class except read fantasy novels with dragons in XD
It’s not Robin, but.... Day 3 of asking Robin to say “I’m Robin,where’s Batman?” Edit (this is supporting D.P Egg now. I had no idea, my apologies. Go support him!)
Aliens invade Australia Aliens: We need to kill everything Eight years later Alien 1: We killed off every human Alien 2: What about the rest? Alien 1: We killed 7 emus.... and we're the last two alive
@@theaikidoka he did say we suck in other areas, education is one of them. Not to mention we live in the 21st century and just because we are far away doesn’t mean we can’t be there quick enough to help in the event of a war, that is if the president decides to.
Maybe he has a Chihuahua? Sometimes (if raised properly), Chihuahuas can be very sweet, like other dogs. *BUT WE H A V E TO KEEP BREEDING THEM WRONGLY AND TREATING THEM LIKE BEASTS, DON'T WE?*
I love how em kay says to the aliens "why not go to Australia?" When he's forgetting the movie 'Home" where the main place they had to go to was Australia.
Therapist: what do you say when you want to throw yourself of a bridge Me: yeet Therapist: no Edit: why the hell does this have so many likes it was literally copied from tik tok
My teacher very clearly knew I was being bullied by people who were supposed to be my friends yet still believed my bullies over me, that year was probably the worst of my entire life so thanks teacher. She actually even started to get frustrated when I had to go home so much because I couldn’t stop crying because of them
My mom just turns the thermostat down ridiculously low at night. I've woken up so cold that I turned the cold water all the way on and was confused why it was warm. It was ice cold to my mom. I swear my mom's trying to freeze me to death in my sleep.
Jack: *making his voice high for good ol' Danny Devito* Sorry guys, I cant my voice growly today.. Also Jack at 15:20 : M O O O O O O O O R R R E E E E E
10:06 “I’m not wearing makeup, it’s just good photography” is the hot girl equivalent of “bro I’m not hacking, I just have a really good gaming chair.”
I was riding in the car with my family, coming home from my Nana's, when all of a sudden I saw a few chickens on the left side of the road, we drove past them. I just flat out said "Dude we could have figured out why the chicken crosses the road!", still wondering to this day.
@@evilsavitar086 haha my cookie I eat all cookie in the world mwhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah I am evil supervillain
1:16 This perfectly describes the boy in my class who I refer to as ‘battleship kid’ because the first thing I heard him talk about were battleships. Not the game, he literally described an entire battleship. I find him really annoying. He will always go out of his way to talk about ships, planes, tanks, helicopters and guns (+any other stuff like that)
when life disappoints me...
I watch EmKay
when life disappoints me...
i steal original formats from others
•Hot_Cocoa• Life disappoints me when I see a gacha kid try to be funny
@@JarredRat life disappoints me when i see roblox kid tried to be edgy
Shitty pro life disappoint me when i see myself
Life disappoints me when the replies on a comment are garbage
Emkay: as a child i would turn on the TV just to feel less lonely
Demons/Ghosts in his house: *sad monster noises*
I don't ignore mah friends
Me: I know you're there, my spiritual friendos
Me: Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Me: **pats side of couch** Come on, there's room for more.
Demons/Ghosts: **happiness noises**
I told my sister “close the door” and the wind shut the door she said “you control the spirits”
THE “Look at all those chickens!” VINE IS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY AREN’T CHICKENS
*THEY’RE GEESE*
I thought they were ducks. I’m blind.
Well I thought they where seagulls
I live in a beach town so that’s why
Really? I thought they were flamingos.
Ah. I thought they were dragons :|
Oh, I thought they were Sonic Capable Hedgehogs
'' If I ever die and decompose, I want to be this beautiful ''
Jack is an immortal confirmed
I was just gonna say-
Emkay: Uploads
Bots: *Its free real estate*
I am not bot
bots be like “wHoo0 Ssss beEeN a fAn Sincee (number) also look at my name (inset subbingforsub or some stupid crap)
@Federal Bureau of Investigation I almost got Rick rolled, I was saved by an ad
I got rickrolled. Really.
@UnivocalBrake • 12 years ago I like getting rickroll'd
Therapist: distorted Jack laugh doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you
Distorted jack laugh: 10:25
Dolphin Jack
Help me i cant stop replaying it
I never noticed it
@@Namerex CaN yOu ExPlAiN tHe JoKe
its just liek HA - HA - hA huhuhuhuhuujhuhuhhu HA AHHAHAHAHHa
Therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Me: More Beers, Less Tears.
Therapist: No
Therapist: And what do we day when we feel like this?
EmKay: Hey guys welcome back to my youtube channel!
Therapist: No!
@grownrocket 5801
*yes*
Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
Me: I'm gonna yeet myself off a building!
Therapist: *NO!*
N O
Therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Me: More Espresso less Depresso
Therapist: No
“Our military sucks too” the military literally couldn’t fight off a bunch of Emus
i saw that i toke 7 bullets to kill one emu same as a tank
we should ride emus and give them laxidevs for a extra kick cheper too
I saw an emu once. Just give it whatever it wants and beg for mercy.
@@matthewwinkle7795 r/ihadastroke
What if..Here Me Out..*THEY TRAINED THE EMUS*
It was so disappointing we had to sing about it in 4th grade choir.
Notice how he’s Australian, and laughed most at that howtobasic joke. Hmmm. Interesting.
something connect
r/hmmm...
Is howtobasic an Aussie? We figuring out the guy's identity boi-HOL UP. I just found out that he really is an Aussie and we know who he is. NVM I'm like 83 years behind the times, don't mind me, time traveler still catching up with society.
Egg: **exists**
HowToBasic: so you have chosen... D E A T H
Lol 😂😂😂 maybe...just maybe
"If i ever die and decompose i wanna look as pretty as this."
Dmitri Deveaux yeah “if” maybe he doesn’t die
-Jack
I f
Nitya Kakade who knows..
If
Ken isn’t a psychopath , Barbie is cuz she is enforcing him every day of his life to spend all his time with her, and when he leaves her she shocks him to come back.
Guido mista
They’re both psychopaths.
he owns 52 mirrors. He's a psychopath, buddy.
also 4368 dates with barbie, assuming one date per day, everyday = 11 years, 11 months and 11 days... every single day
Oh god
1:40 Murphy's law "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer".
I know you wanted this answer,so don't woosh me please...
*Murphy's law is anything that can go wrong will go wrong*
@@mariamccormack6903 FINALLY
This is a masterpiece
@@mariamccormack6903 you fell for it
@@ciphergacha9100 dude it was intentional??? you missed it
*"If* I ever die"
Jack
Jack is there something you're trying to tell us
He better come clean
He might be immortal sus
👀
He kinda sus ngl
*I F*
Therapist: What do we say when we have impulses to jump of a bridge?
Me: Yeet?
Therapist: No.
*YES*
I’m sorry ThErApIsT but I will repeat, YEET
Me: PARKOUR!!!
NOOOOO,DON'T DO IT!YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR!
Notice how I didn't say so much, I said something
Jack: Australien military sucks.
Aliens: *Execute order 69*
Aliens know about the S*ex Number?? Oh man they're cooler than we thought
Why was this made recently.
EmKay yes
O.O
Australia literally lost a war against emus. EMUS. DISCOUNT OSTRICHES.
He's being loved by his left hand, don't worry.
How do you know it's left?
@@junkers5414 it’s like this 👌 but it’s showing the palm
Why are you the top comment
@@Ava_key_ one word
TH-cam
@@amilightwt492 I mean true technically r/technicallythetruth
Us: "How many narrators do you need?"
Emkay: *Yes*
Dont say thnks for all the likes it makes the comment bad
I changed it dont worry
They have: Jack, Zack(?), Robin and that new one, Lexi.
Correct me if I'm wrong
Sjoerd van Onzenoort what about damien
@@kletra2102 Damien started his own channel, go check it out if you want
Petition for jack to say “guess who’s back, it’s Jack.”
no one's talking about how me_irl is full of depressed people and somehow every person on it finds it relatable
"ma'am this is a kfc drivethrough"
Lol same
wow I was so unfunny 6 months ago "hahah look at me I'm relatable and depressed uwu" like shut UP gorl, you're 14
I'm STILL annoying acting like I'm all old and mature now NO I'm still a STUPID CHILD HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS AT 4:40 AM
@@sanacankindadraw you also talk to your old self as if your old self can hear you! You should be a scientist and make a time machine!
@@Gramerr hahahahaha fair ig
“If I ever die and decompose I wanna look this cute” so you guys just are immortal
I miss Damian-
Jack is still cool and everything, just miss Damian.
Pretty sure he has ezpz now
@@vindiesel682 Damian has "Damian Lee", where he does facecam reddit readings
😭
Madeline Every oh! Thanks for sharing your knowledge!
r/me_irl
"If I ever die and decompose, I want to look as pretty as this."
...if?
Cremations don’t include decomposing
He is immortal
If.
Dont know if you can die until it happens.
Thoughts are temporary
Emkay is eternal
Just wanted to say, 14 years ago, one of my high school homecoming dances was James Bond themed. I went with my best friend, a male friend (he dressed as a villain) and I had dressed up in a nice suit and called myself James Pond. Not gonna lie, still my favorite memory.
As the youngest spawn of my blood line, the best form of social interaction I have had in 2020 was Halloween, I just, wore a box with a smiley face, named Jim, I was trick-or-treating with my two older brothers in the freezing cold of FALL, and we met a guy named Jim. Best day of my entire year of 2020.
Edit: I will never forget every second of that day, unless I do forget.....
“It’s me, an Australian!”
Me, an Australian that didn’t know that: *Excuse me w h a t.*
I love that this implies all Australians know each other
Me also a Australian: *w a i t . w h a t -*
Me also an Aussie: he a mate
Should your text be upside down
Emkay: start hearts comments again
Everyone: *surprised pikachu face*
So I made it 69 likes.
Jfjdjdjdnjejwhwbs
Pugly i made it 271
I made it 277
School: *exams are coming*
Students: *Panik*
School: *closes because of lockdown*
Students: *kalm*
School: *online school*
Students: *panik*
Edit: You thought it was "ty for all likes" BUT IT WAS ME DIO
Skool Suks!
Imma make it 70
@@fionnnellis2117 nOo
@@Avtarfan k ill change it
@@Avtarfan it is now 69
Robin: mocks every dumb joke
Damien: Is confused with most jokes
Jack: Laughs at every joke
“Memes I’ll laugh at at 3am”
Me whose watching at 12 am:
Me at 11 am: *im a madlad*
Coingamer GD r/madlads
Me at 4pm
4pm here :)
7 am lol
Jack: its cold outside in the mornings, dont blame me
Me: laughs in Canadian
Haha opposite here in a separate part of Canada
Penguins *laughing in Antarctica*
“Our military sucks”
Me in the military 👉👈
I salute you
Ew
I salute you sir...or ma'am... Whatever I Salute!
I SALUTE TO YOU!!!!!!
Yeah my dad is in the military
EmKay: get a splash of blue in your day
Colourblind people:
U7
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
u ughhhhh UGHHHHHHHHHH uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Uuu
Uuuu7uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Is it bad that I actually laughed so hard at the arson frog?
Sinner
It is not
maybe, i'm also going to hell for this
Ancient sins..... Anicent sins...... ANICENT SINS
I did too, I don’t even know why it’s just funny
Schools still don't care if you're getting bullied they go "oh well"
when you fight back: YOURE GOING TO JUVIE
Classmate: *annoys me*
Me: *slaps him noy even that hard*
School: How dare you slap a poor and totaly innocent child!
Me: *flashbacks to all the attempts to stop him without violence* Are you kidding me?!
@Blaine Church some school
@Blaine Church uh you mean suspension?
@@user-ym7sl9fz5p R/woooooooosh
@@user-ym7sl9fz5p r/woosh
@@malissarowen2591 dont r/ wooosh me
Jack: "I'm sure he could... LEND AN EAR"
Me: I hate it, but I love it, take my god-damn like.
“I used to turn the TV on so I would not feel alone anymore”
If you watch a horror movie you wont be feeling alone anymore
SHI-
Ena Bonny Baker I live.
Oh. Hello.
SCP-079 *fake*
that statement comes straight from an online SCP person (i dont know). Makes sense
Jack: Its just too Cold in the Morning. Don't Blame Me.
*Jack, you, being an Aussie, live in Australia. Cold doesn't exist there...*
Busted.
Unless you live in Victoria where it’s winter for 70% of the year
@@gammafox5431 oh damn that gave me knowladge tengs
@@bonobogotboner9993 what?
Here in Australia, we have Hot, Boiling and freezing. I swear those are the only temperatures and it’s now winter
"I'm actually gathering participants for my forever slumber party" Holy shit his planning a murder
Feels like watching too much Emkay turns one video into 2 hours. I love it when I feel like this while doing my homework that's totally not cramming
Jack: *curses*
Everyone: no thats not how you play the game
J
A
C
:
*c*
"Chihuahuas are the spawn of satan"
Me: **looking at my chihuahua cuddled up on my lap with a blanket**
Me: Yes.
All small dogs are the spawn of satan. I have a pomeranian and she barks at the smallest sounds
You're like a cat owner.
"Here is my evil little Hell-spawn gremlin. He hates everyone and everything and tried to tear my wrist open three times today. I love him more than anything in the world and I would kill a man for him. Look at his fluffy little face."
@@iamacat1552, you done called me out and I don't like it
@@iamacat1552 that is so true.
*Pulls out sacrificial knife
jack: "I'm an Australian" also jack "ill skip those sandals"
Fun fact: actually watched this at about 3am, thank you for brightening up my morning
*[Sees tittle]*
Me : "I've seen this one before!"
Emkay : "What do you mean you've seen it? Its new!"
Syth c love me a “tittle”
69 likes
[Sees *tittle* ]
True story: my history teacher in high scholl went ahead and passed me despite me never doing any of the class work solely because when she asked why the books i spent all class reading were better than gradutaing high school, my response was to give her a literally 20 minute rundown of the entire history of Ansalon, including the names, dates, locations, and long term socioeconomic repercussions of all major wars, and how the existence of magic and dragons impacted the various societies of the world.
TL;DR: my history teacher once felt so sorry for me being hopelessly obsessed with dragons that she gave me a passing grade despite me doing jack shit in class except read fantasy novels with dragons in XD
r/thathappened
It’s not Robin, but....
Day 3 of asking Robin to say
“I’m Robin,where’s Batman?”
Edit (this is supporting D.P Egg now. I had no idea, my apologies. Go support him!)
Crybaby Alien I feel like I saw someone else comment this/
Doesn’t matter. Still want it
Let's spread it.
Shuichi saihara that was me
Shut up
Jack: dies and starts haunting the place of his death.
Exorcist: Begone spirit. The power of cheeses compels you!
Emkay: hello guys
Me, a girl: you shouldn't be here
My girl friend: neither should you
Dashie I feel like I’ve seen you somewhere before
Aliens invade Australia
Aliens: We need to kill everything
Eight years later
Alien 1: We killed off every human
Alien 2: What about the rest?
Alien 1: We killed 7 emus.... and we're the last two alive
"I actually hate cheese."
Angry Wisconsinite noises.
There was a moldy block of cheese in my fridge and I was about to take a bite before I noticed it
Finally an EmKay video where they don't censor themselves.
"This tomato guy from veggie tales"
Imagine not knowing Bob the tomato
Also not to be a filthy nerd but, I think Bob is the Bert to Larry's Ernie.
I-
yes
before was was was, was was is
"no no, he's got a point"
False. When was was was, was was was. Was was is _before_ was was was.
EDIT: This comment is no longer needed.
Tf
I understand...
*insert everyone is stupid except me meme here*
ok so im stoopid.
@@semechkisenechki1097 yis
We need to protect the kids who are being bullied in the schools nowadays.
Oh so everyone?
8:57
Brilliant singing 👌❤️
So what do we do when life gives us trouble?
Called it
*NO*
I read that in an Oz Media voice and I have no regrets.
So what do we do to get likes in the comments
Copy a funny part of the video
NO
www.dictionary.com/browse/no
Jack: Our Military sucks too...
me: *Jack doesn't realized that Australia has Nearby Allies??*
The kraken?
Ginger *Yes*
Well that and the US we may suck on other fronts but we do have a fairly good military
@@Dovah_Slayer Your military may be fairly good, but your schools aren't if you think the US is near Australia.
@@theaikidoka he did say we suck in other areas, education is one of them. Not to mention we live in the 21st century and just because we are far away doesn’t mean we can’t be there quick enough to help in the event of a war, that is if the president decides to.
“Memes you laugh at at 3 AM”
Me: *Laughs in American*
Me laughs in my terrible sleep schedule
Laughs in 5:00 AM
you guys know the time?
I like your profile
I almost choked on ice while watching this. That's how funny this is
"Chihuahuas are the spawn of Satan"
Later
"I am Satan"
Hmmmm
Maybe he has a Chihuahua? Sometimes (if raised properly), Chihuahuas can be very sweet, like other dogs.
*BUT WE H A V E TO KEEP BREEDING THEM WRONGLY AND TREATING THEM LIKE BEASTS, DON'T WE?*
“I used to turn on the TV to have it as background noise while I’m alone”
*_I used the TV to not watch the TV_*
"I used the furrys to destroy the furrys...reduced to atoms..."
The TV one is so relatable to my mom
Depression: what are you
Memes: death
AmericanIdiot wow u speak *_a i r_*
@@AmericanIdiot7659 Such wise words you have spoken. You have a similar dialogue to the gods.
@@AmericanIdiot7659 Such wise words you have spoken. You have a similar dialogue to the gods.
AmericanIdiot These supreme words of knowledge are only fit for the overlord of the universe
I'm a night owl. My strategy for waking up early is waking up so early that my brain thinks it's still night. 4:30 - 5:00 am works best.
me: finally sees a video for the first time
Internet: yeah, no we don't do that here.
I love how em kay says to the aliens "why not go to Australia?"
When he's forgetting the movie 'Home" where the main place they had to go to was Australia.
I think that’s where they put the humans to live actually
I completely forgot that movie existed.
"Our military is bad" Your military lost a war to frickin birds.
😭😭
*our
Thankyou for correcting them so i dont have to.
Aussie aussie aussie
they were emus those birds are so op
1:15 This is just too relatable
Yes
Same with me in geography i thought it was just countries
Bathroom stall: *exists *
Jack: T O I L E T C U B I C L E
2:54 "No matter where I go I see his face, darn Papito"
Therapist: what do you say when you want to throw yourself of a bridge
Me: yeet
Therapist: no
Edit: why the hell does this have so many likes it was literally copied from tik tok
sToLeN from tIkToK
Edit: this is a joke how do people not realize 👁👄👁
NO
joke epic but name not epic
@@hobovan. tik tok is dead so he is legallly allowed to use it
Tik tok is supid
"Put the keys in your hand!" Man I thought I was the only one doing that, lmaoo
Therapist:so what impulses do you have when about to jump of a cliff?
Me: *yeet*
hope there's a water block at the bottom
@@vulpemarine2057 nope absolutely none, you just gotta *_yeet_*
@@natsueyama THATS WHAT I'M SAYING!
@@Tami-r glad we could elaborate then!
Last time I was this early Damien was the host
Fhrus that hit hard-
Rip
I miss damien
Yeet
Same... :(
Jack: Says he hates cheese
Me: Immediately unsubscribes an hides under desk
He hates WHAT!
My teacher very clearly knew I was being bullied by people who were supposed to be my friends yet still believed my bullies over me, that year was probably the worst of my entire life so thanks teacher. She actually even started to get frustrated when I had to go home so much because I couldn’t stop crying because of them
I hope things get better for you! Some people just suck, but one day you’ll find real people who support you!
@@niftyskyblue awe thanks, that makes me very happy
@@kyladuff9235 you’re welcome! There are plenty of friends in the sea :)
Jack in Australia: I can’t get up in the mornings it’s cold
Me in Canada: *nods in icicle* hmmmmm makes sense
Brother
Icicle? It's fucking 46 out today!
@@6th_Army 46 Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Darkness Nighthingale I have been having rainstorms and cold Days for like a week. It has stayed around 10 Celsius or lover so not too hot
My mom just turns the thermostat down ridiculously low at night. I've woken up so cold that I turned the cold water all the way on and was confused why it was warm. It was ice cold to my mom. I swear my mom's trying to freeze me to death in my sleep.
Jack: *making his voice high for good ol' Danny Devito*
Sorry guys, I cant my voice growly today..
Also Jack at 15:20 : M O O O O O O O O R R R E E E E E
YOU TOOK ME RIGHT TO AN AD
Trying to spread Robin to say:
"I'm Robin, where's Batman?"
I support
I'll start tomorrow
He's fighting Kevin.
Trying to spread Robin. He's far too CONDENSED!!
@@EmKay this is the first time I've seen emkay replied noice
10:06 “I’m not wearing makeup, it’s just good photography” is the hot girl equivalent of “bro I’m not hacking, I just have a really good gaming chair.”
I was riding in the car with my family, coming home from my Nana's, when all of a sudden I saw a few chickens on the left side of the road, we drove past them. I just flat out said "Dude we could have figured out why the chicken crosses the road!", still wondering to this day.
OMG, lol!
What flag is ur profile picture
@@asami5457 That's the Trans Flag
You're valid
@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo I get that you appreciate them and I like that but uh *that wasn't related to the comment at all*
"Red and Chubby"
Everyone:vEGgiEtaLeS
Me: fat stalin
no
it's a tomato
@@hmno3398 no shit, sherlock
That music starts playing
@@royalnahXD r u brittish just a guess
I dont even turn on the TV to feel less lonely. The Loneliness makes me happier
You don't have to be lonely, heres a cookie
@@evilsavitar086 haha my cookie I eat all cookie in the world mwhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah I am evil supervillain
@@kyrofx *cookie monster* *pulls out the glock 9*
@@evilsavitar086 haha too bad I am actually a cute little folf you don’t want to hurt me 😇
@@kyrofx If this information is correct.. i- I'm sorry for pulling out da Glock
I almost died of laugher at the blue frog one for no reason.
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me: nothing
Also me: *james pond*
You don't realise he's from Australia until he sounds like every Australian Radio Host
4:48
"Is this something women aspire for?"
You have no idea bro...😣
1:16
This perfectly describes the boy in my class who I refer to as ‘battleship kid’ because the first thing I heard him talk about were battleships. Not the game, he literally described an entire battleship. I find him really annoying. He will always go out of his way to talk about ships, planes, tanks, helicopters and guns (+any other stuff like that)
“BAtman tries to kill a kid”
So im guessing hed probably do this and just steal kevins parents cos he lost his last pair.
4:57
...unfortunately yeah.
I haven't slept comfortably on my tummy in like....years
I haven't been able to sleep comfortably on my stomach since I was a toddler.
"If I ever die and decompose-"
Wait, Jack, are you trying to tell us that there might be a chance you won't die and decompose...?
He hasn't died yet so statistically he's immortal
@@somedude4533 Everybody's immortal until they die.
I can just imagine little jack mad about learning about gryphons and unicorns
Hah, I laughed and It’s not 3:AM! *_I guess people knew what they were talking about when they said humor would be randomly generated in the future_*
Humor will be randomly generated!
Larry the cucumber-
RAndomly generated!!
My God... Larry is a master mind
weed eater
12:02 this laugh right here is what's going to make me smile all day and that pun was magnificent XD
“Memes you’ll laugh at at 3AM”
Me, who’s sitting here after staying up all night at 8:35 AM: w r o n g
You can only watch EmKay videos at the Witching Hour. Please go back to bed
@@EmKay No
@@EmKay this one reply is still, to this day, a wonderful source of serotonin for me.
I'm gen z and ngl I laughed at the frog one
Same
Chuwawa: angry noises
Every other dog: happy noises
Us: chuwawa bad other dogs good
Therapist: and what do we say when life disappoints us?
Me: called it
Therapist: ｎｏ
What else are you supposed to say except called it
@@crowdmar Idfk bro, called it sounds about right
@@Kai-iy3kk i know, right
@@crowdmar i know, right
@@Tyranid_HiveMind I know, right?
“James pond”
inteleon: _its free real estate_
Edit: I liked my own comment just to get 69 likes
user name yass
@Clawfee Chopsticks did when he was a sobble
@@cathyking5786 very nice!
Beat me to it
Clawfee Chopsticks or sobble 07