“Or in the case of ADHD time for 17 chrome tabs, a snack, and three hours playing with the dog.” As a person with adhd this is one of the most accurate statements I have ever heard.
As a native Texan, I do not understand why more people don't use "y'all" Its faster than saying "you all" and I have grown up using it. I don't know, to each their own I guess.
i’m canadian and i use y’all, it’s simple and easy and cute and you can say stuff like “y’all’re wack” “y’all’s giving me a headache” “y’all’d murder me if i said what i wanna say next” “y’all’n’body” yes i’ve used that last one before
"I just got kicked out of the flat earth Facebook group for the 6 foot distancing if it had pushed anyone off yet" The flat earth society: his too dangerous to be kept alive!
One time when I was in 3rd grade, I had this teacher who would let us say any word we wanted instead of here for attendance. Most kids still said "here" though. One day, for absolutely no reason, I said fish. That's all. No idea why I did it. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Also a Texan, lived here all my life, it’s 100% true, I only noticed about “all y’all” after seeing that post...I still say y’all, it’s my gender-inclusive term for a group of people worth varying size when I’m addressing them (ex. Y’all better not stay up all night)
guys want to feel sad? and want to protect your siblings? here imagine your siblings getting eaten by a cannibal tribe and them screaming for help as you watch them die while you're stuck in a cage
Me: **Mentally and physically drained, because I can’t hang out with my friends but I want to keep them safe. Also feeling at the lowest of lows because of all the online hate and work stacked on top of me with school.** Lexi: hey sexy I’m Lexi! Me: *[Happiness Noise]* Edit: Yo thanks homies, means a lot to me. I hope y’all are doing good too 🦧 Edit 2: Thanks guys, I know that I don’t actually know you guys irl, but it does mean a lot. I’m still pretty down in the dumps, but I’ve been avoiding watching sad things everyday lol. But I’m doing a lil better anyways. Thanks once again homies 😔👊✨
Hey! Just a reminder that you are worth everything in the world! And those aren't just empty words. I suggest you ask for a bathroom break and chill and cool off for a minute or two? I don't know, just looking out for you!
Me and my friends thought the first one you showed was so funny when we first found it that responding to any question with "Perhaps" while kinda mimicking the crab's pose has become an inside joke between us. We all still think it's funny to this day even though we first saw it like 8 months ago. It has become one of my favorite memes to ever exist.
As a Texan, I have said "all y'all" multiple times in one sentence,. "all y'all need to blah blah blah, or all y'all will have to blah blah blah. Maybe y'all'll get lucky but I don't think y'all are blah blah blah" I literally said that yesterday, however I will remove context for privacy reasons. And no, I don't even have a strong of a southern accent. There gets a point where it makes you stupid, look at Alabama.
@@estebanduran33 Lexi is a trans women so it’s she not he.Its disrespectful to call a trans women a he.Pretty sure Lexi went through all her surgery’s maybe not the voice one but still
Fun fact: Tampons used to be used for bullet wounds by soldiers and had cocaine on them, which helped reduce pain. When tampons became for women, they just kept the cocaine and it actually helped with period cramps. Like I know why we can’t do this now, which I shouldn’t need to explain to be honest, but as someone who has to deal with cramps can we have this back of it works-
No he would say : Hier ist ze Hund trockne ihn ab und halt ihn warm Op would say :Bist du ein Tierartzt ? and he would respond with: Tierartz? Ich bin komplet durchnässt
@@Djcedillo It may be funny to people outside this situation, but it can be really fing stressful. Jokes like that (especially the first half) can make it so much worse. I think saying they know this wasn't meant to hurt, but being supportive is what's needed most of the time, is a very good call and not over the top at all. Good luck and I'm rooting for you too :)
Lexi:"i always have to watch a youtube video while doing laundry" Me:sitting with an unfolded basket of laundry that i forgot about next to me Also me:"Wait ive been procrastinating with emkay videos for how long now?...oh only 3 hours, time for another video"
I feel like every time I complete an EmKay video, it feels like I have endured a long and tedious quest with the only reward of pushing my math homework back 20 minutes
@@at1laztheaveragefurry Its their name- Lexi, you cant misspell someones name saying "Eh its the same" since the names spelling is picked by the parents (Or well, in Lexis case, she picked the spelling I believe, since shes trans and most likely switched names)
@@at1laztheaveragefurry Its really disrespectful to misspell someones name when you know how to write it bc "nObOdY cAReS" but alright, keep being disrespectful i guess.
The Mr Bean cutout thing reminds me of something my taekwondo teacher's wife did where she replaced his lockscreen with a picture of Mr Bean. He kept forgetting to change it, and he kept getting surprised by Mr Bean's face.
please - i have ADHD today it took me 5 hours to take one test online, i played with the dog for an hour, watched this channel for 2 or so ( lexi is my favorite shh ), spent another 2 hours watching rslash and timtamtom and cooked 2 meals all during the test and before it to avoid taking it, i just wanted to play minecraft all day :(
1:59 as an introvert… I can’t confirm During attendance I prepare to say funny things or just random things or things people don’t usually say. Instead of “here” I like to say “meow”, “present”, or “no”/“not here” However sometimes I do chicken out due to being an introvert and just say “here”
![Megan Thee Stallion - Neva Play (feat. RM) [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TpYTyAaTRts/mqdefault.jpg)
Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millennial humor: I hate my life
Gen Z humor: S P A G H E T
I laughed at that. Bruh
@@trash_panda9400 its ok i once saw a meme in this format but the gen z part was the word "italy" on a blue background and i laughed for 5 minutes
gen z humour: super mario world ending theme
*E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E*
facebook auto comment be like
I just got my friend’s phone numbers... after three years
Good for you ^^
When's the wedding?
Damn
Oof size mega
Ur pfp is ur reaction
“Or in the case of ADHD time for 17 chrome tabs, a snack, and three hours playing with the dog.”
As a person with adhd this is one of the most accurate statements I have ever heard.
It's basically our lives in a nutshell
Kiibo what
I also have ADHD- wait is that a bald eagle at my window
Good for you kiibo
Don't call unmedicated me out like that
Lexi: I feel like being a pigeon queen is a wildly underrated superpower
The pigeon lady from Home Alone 2:
Stooooop that’s so true
This was her origin story.
"Gosh, So disrespectful..."
A vast Cluck-cluck emanating from the horde amassing at Lexi's feet
"If you're a bird, be an early bird. If you're a worm, sleep late." -Shel Sliverstein
I'm a bear then. They sleep throughout the whole Winter and miss everything that had happened during this time.
I would be a Lion I sleep for 23 hours a day
I made the like count from 96 to 97
@@space_dog_zephyr cool
i had the book with that poem and all of those poems were amazing.
As a native Texan, I do not understand why more people don't use "y'all" Its faster than saying "you all" and I have grown up using it. I don't know, to each their own I guess.
English is my second language but I very much use y'all and its trippy to think its not common
I say "y'all" a lot more than "You all"
I don't understand why people don't say it more either
Because I’m Canadian we say sorry preemptively
YESS YALL IS A PLURAL YOU AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY USE IT
i’m canadian and i use y’all, it’s simple and easy and cute
and you can say stuff like “y’all’re wack”
“y’all’s giving me a headache”
“y’all’d murder me if i said what i wanna say next”
“y’all’n’body”
yes i’ve used that last one before
Nobody:
Animals seeing Lexi: Who is this child and why have they been left unsupervised
Europe seeing the USA:
@@slendveny7191 true
Lexy is absolutely my favorite narrator. She's amazing at impressions, so very great at making jokes and reactions, and over all an amazing person!
Lexi
And sometimes you really need that "whats up sexy"
@@Chris_winthers seriously i ALWAYS need to hear that
props to you for having an emkay comment without anyone trying to tell you that lexi isn’t a girl, no one can accept her gender ffs
@@coyotix wait, is Lexi trans?
Me: *is sad boi
Lexy: calls me sexy
Me: *happy squeaks
she wasn't talking about you
@@equaius893 >:( yes she was.
@@equaius893 m
@@equaius893 and nobody wanted your answer
@@equaius893 r/madlads
Me *exist*
Lexi “Hey sexy I’m Lexi”
“Hey sexy”
Me “No, don’t do that, don’t give hope”
Hope has left the chat
Hope has joined the chat
Yea I’m back
Nagito Komaeda has left the chat
Dont say that! You are beautiful judging by that pfp alone!
I dont know why but Lexi is like a female John Mulaney. She just has that vibe
YOU RIGHT. I didn't hear it before BUT I SURE DO NOW!
Nah. Female thomas sanders
Wait lexi.has a gender
@@lawsonkrii3665 Of course lol
Lexi is female
Oh also was that a joke don't woosh me
Lawson Krii does it have a gender
"Whats your name?"
"Aaaron"
"It's swedish"
Me being swedish: Ok sounds right I guess... wait what, no-?
Aaron
Aaaaaa
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"I just got kicked out of the flat earth Facebook group for the 6 foot distancing if it had pushed anyone off yet"
The flat earth society: his too dangerous to be kept alive!
Be careful he's a hero
oh god he is (i do think the earth is round)
*He's
Sher gut mein fruind .
Took me a bit while to realize this was from the video itself
*I have tricked, backstabber and quiet possibly bamboozled*
Friend: you can’t tell who someone is by there shoes
Me, an intellectual: **rick astley**
Duuu du du duuuu du dududu duuu du du
“You know the rules, It’s time to die”
@@K.A.Z. We're no strangers to loooove
his shoes are so memorable
@@rRevilo64 Gonna give up gonna let you down gonna turn around say goodbye
My concern isn't who was the first person to voice on emkay
but it's who's hand is in there profile.
that
is a good question
that's [REDACTED] hand
@martin davis THE SACRED TEXTS!!
I don't wanna be that guy but, their*
*THE ARM GOD'S SPARE HAND*
Lexy is awesome. She is the perfect thing to listen to while playing Animal Crossing.
Who did it better?
Emkay with:
Whatsup Sexy, Im lexi!
Or
Fainted with:
Hey whatsup cuties,Fainted here
please no dont make me choose
Why?
i'd say lexi cause that was literally so smooth lmao
Emkay cause it rhymes other than that both
Fainted, because Fainted
"Groot Groot Groot Groot, Groot, Groot Groot Groot Groot Groot."
-Shotgun pump
"IKEA!"
-BOOM
I am just as dead as that robber!
Yes
Pfft
Did somebody call me?
"You've-a hurgen'd yur las-a gurgen."
The translate to English option is also hilarious
One time when I was in 3rd grade, I had this teacher who would let us say any word we wanted instead of here for attendance. Most kids still said "here" though. One day, for absolutely no reason, I said fish. That's all. No idea why I did it. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Applause commences finally!
*Clap* *Applause*
*applauds*
In Germany we don't say:"It's time. Time to get going." We clap our thigh, stand up and say:"So." Isn't that amazing?
*as a Texan the Y’all one is very infuriating, because it’s true.*
Also a Texan, lived here all my life, it’s 100% true, I only noticed about “all y’all” after seeing that post...I still say y’all, it’s my gender-inclusive term for a group of people worth varying size when I’m addressing them (ex. Y’all better not stay up all night)
I'm from North Carolina and same here. I grew up saying yall, and now I have to say you all and you guys because of the auto correct thingy.
I'm not from Texas... I'm from Kentucky we have a southern accent too and I feel the same like I use y'all and ain't all the freaking time
Just moved away from Texas, i agree.
Me an Australian who uses y'all a lot...maybe I'm Texan!?!
Lexi: -Eyes wide and screaming
Add, cutting her off: meditate with sounds you love.,,
"Grab taco bell's new nacho party pack..."
guys want to feel sad? and want to protect your siblings? here
imagine your siblings getting eaten by a cannibal tribe and them screaming for help as you watch them die while you're stuck in a cage
Yayyy keep getting stupid youtube premium ads when TH-cam knows I’m too broke to afford it
@Fresh Birb no❤
Ad*
Me: getting ready to watch some memes after having a bad day
**hey Sexy I'm Lexi!**
(Physical happiness)
Oh god I cringed so hard
@@justsomeguywholikeswater3566 why?
@@flap.d.jack247 because the comment is cringe as fuck
Damn this comment reeks of cringe
@@kizuragi4880 Also, the person who posted it is a furry gacha kid....oh god why?
Fun fact: a single cough in a store sounds like a shotgun
well, now days everyone looks at you like you just killed someone
I coughed just as I saw this
Aoi why are you here?
go back to danganronpa- jk
*pull* B A N G
Because if that fish, The Amazing World Of Gumball is now all the more possible.
>:(
We just need 2 blue cats and 2 pink rabbits
I ruined the 69 likes because I can do anything!
@Jevil I reported you for hate speech or graphic violence
Thank you Flowey Dreemur. Your contribution has been noted.
Lexi: I barely got sleep as a kid
Me, running on 3 hours of sleep and one cup of coffee: lmao same-
Imagine coffeeing, weakling, I just fill a cup with sugar and snort it
My midterms started last week and I was running on 30 mins of sleeps and coffee
you get any sleep? the players always kick me out of my bed and sleep in it >:(
Mr Villager Bruh I feel bad
It's been so long since I slept that when I put sugar in my coffee I make a sugar line and smell pretending to snort cocaine...
"AAAAAAAAAron. What? It's swedish."
*laughs in swedish*
*chk chk* IKEA!!! *boom*
@@davidmorrish9110 more like "chu chk" flurdyblurd! "Boom"
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You're welcome.
As a swede, i can confirm it.
.
(i am ironic)
Seeing Lexi swear is like watching a cat break in your house with a gun and crush your friend's skull.
Time stamp
So, completely expected
@@_itsoz 13:33
Lexi is a Queen and an Idol and she’s my new favorite narrator AAAHH
honestly same tho-
lexi just randomly became my favourite out of nowhere like,, she rlly didnt have to do that but she rlly did,,
Simping for Lexi? Now thats new.
I’m not simping, I’m respecting the trans community dumbass. But, she does deserve all the simps
@@flyingfish ngl, i simp for lexi bigtime
(but tbh i define simping as like, loving someone a lot and not always romantically-)
@@sunnysideofthings Yes same, I platonically simp for her ewrgthyjuk
I can't with lexie's cute little squeals whenever there's cute animals
Me: **Mentally and physically drained, because I can’t hang out with my friends but I want to keep them safe. Also feeling at the lowest of lows because of all the online hate and work stacked on top of me with school.**
Lexi: hey sexy I’m Lexi!
Me:
*[Happiness Noise]*
Edit: Yo thanks homies, means a lot to me. I hope y’all are doing good too 🦧
Edit 2: Thanks guys, I know that I don’t actually know you guys irl, but it does mean a lot. I’m still pretty down in the dumps, but I’ve been avoiding watching sad things everyday lol. But I’m doing a lil better anyways. Thanks once again homies 😔👊✨
Me: Don't worry cause you're a snacc!
Yes it's cringe but it's the thought that matters
Make sure you drink enough water, eat enough, and -even though the American school system doesn’t really allow it- get enough sleep as possible. :)
Hey! Just a reminder that you are worth everything in the world! And those aren't just empty words. I suggest you ask for a bathroom break and chill and cool off for a minute or two? I don't know, just looking out for you!
Darn thats a lot of problems
Spetnaz yessir
Me and my friends thought the first one you showed was so funny when we first found it that responding to any question with "Perhaps" while kinda mimicking the crab's pose has become an inside joke between us. We all still think it's funny to this day even though we first saw it like 8 months ago. It has become one of my favorite memes to ever exist.
As a Texan, I have said "all y'all" multiple times in one sentence,.
"all y'all need to blah blah blah, or all y'all will have to blah blah blah. Maybe y'all'll get lucky but I don't think y'all are blah blah blah" I literally said that yesterday, however I will remove context for privacy reasons.
And no, I don't even have a strong of a southern accent. There gets a point where it makes you stupid, look at Alabama.
I live in northern US and I use that lol
I live in eastern US and I say yall
Ok but why does "Postal Chicken: Eggs of Rage" actually sound like a legitimate game XD
Ikr
Saving the fatality voice
New postal 2 dlc?
It would be abrieviated like PCEOR
Actually Americans do have their own unit of time, considering that the U.S. uses 12 hour time while the majority of countries use 24 hour time
@MdGAJRJ I believe it’s the pride flag for gender fluid sorry if I didn’t spell it right
@@havin_a_funky_time488 it seems like genderfluid like delaney greene said
As a US citizen I can confirm.
We can’t count past 12.
@Mia Anderson
Facts? I think you mean random stuff posted by people on Twitter and FaceBook
@Mia Anderson
Its fine
I'd genuenley like to thank you for complimenting everyone at the intro of every video, it really helps if someone is in a bad state
Thank u lexi
“I miss sleeping in the car, i barely do it now”
Uhhh, should i be concerned?
No
Because Lexi is the one driving
Sleeping is amazing unless you're the one driving the bus
@@em5345- great way to get a kill streak
@@skeletor6287 r/cursedcomments
oh i would have dreams as a kid where i was driving and then i was slowly falling asleep to the anguished screams around me lmao
Three sheep uses "sleep"
"Super effective"
No step on shep?
Did they try four sheep
@@Tom-zx3jn or five sheep?
*The Meme:* Boys: It says shampoo
*Me, a boy:* *Carefully picking out a specific brand of expensive shampoo for dandruff and sensitive skin.
Me, a female: oh cool shampoo. * Grabs a random bottle of shampoo*
@@sillybilly6938 me, an enby: *I TAKE ALL SHAMPOO*
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 Me also an enby: *takes shampoo* I'm not going to look at it but please be good for my hair pleaseee
@@ilikedarknes3351 me, gender fluid: doesn’t by my own shampoo
@@astrus7110 me neither but thats exactly what I would do
I swear, my day is made every time I hear Lexi's voice. So wholesome.
Hell yes
I love Lexi’s voice, anyone else like her voice like me?
Yes I really like her voice
@@daughterzell *her
@@daughterzell her
@@estebanduran33 Lexi is a trans women so it’s she not he.Its disrespectful to call a trans women a he.Pretty sure Lexi went through all her surgery’s maybe not the voice one but still
@@oracle8802 how was he supposed to know? Seems a little hypocritical
"Someone call a fruit doctor!"
Kids who play Fruit Clinic:
It's finally my time to shine
Lexi: *complaines about waking up early at a sleepover*
Me: *cries in never had a sleepover*
Sleepovers aren't much, you are not losing anything
Ayo can relate-
I haven’t had one in so long I barely remember what they’re like.
My mom won't let me sleep over unless it's my Bff
I can relate, i cry
Fun fact: Tampons used to be used for bullet wounds by soldiers and had cocaine on them, which helped reduce pain. When tampons became for women, they just kept the cocaine and it actually helped with period cramps.
Like I know why we can’t do this now, which I shouldn’t need to explain to be honest, but as someone who has to deal with cramps can we have this back of it works-
**distant shout** "LEXI WHAT HAPPENED?"
when
German hero : Here's ze dog keep him warm and dry him off
Op: Are you a vet?
German: Vet? I'm fcking soaking
I'm done XDXD
You should've said varm
Blöd
No he would say : Hier ist ze Hund trockne ihn ab und halt ihn warm Op would say :Bist du ein Tierartzt ? and he would respond with: Tierartz? Ich bin komplet durchnässt
@Clasher 078 we were talking above the accent, not the language
It's sad that it's true...
"What's up cuties, fainted here."
"What's up sexy, I'm Lexie!"
I sense a man of culture
@@warcrimereal Heh..
I found another fainted fan
Wait that's hoow you spell it
@@random-rl9xq idk
you know when you have the "uwu" feeling
yeah of course you do
lexi is just the pure embodiment of spreading that feeling she is amazing
Indeed she is UwU💖
she is... yeah, your right.
Me: **this makes me want to die less**
Also me: **makes casual jokes of depression and death to cope with said things**
Hearing Lexi say "It contains multitudes" was quite possibly the best thing I've heard all day and I really don't know why.
"What's up sexy, I'm lexy"
This just made my day
For me its night
@@bucketshoe then turn on the lights
It always makes everyones day and night
You get used to it (:
@@Ferrari255GTO why
Just hearing Lexi's voice makes me smile
Mom “ I can put you in the world I can take you out” me “ do it”
"Promise?"
Please do
@@hairohukosu433 mom you never keep your promises!
Me when emkay uploads: -clicks so fast-
My phone: crap condition.
Me: "Hmmm why is it broken..."
r/hmmm
#StopRuiningMyMissionsStalkerPlease
@@timmyda1st191 wut
@@timmyda1st191 huh?
stop it stalker dude get away I just wanna do my missions in peace
Hi Lexi, you’ve inspired me to come out as bi, I’m telling my parents on Christmas
Youre doomed make sure you dont hear boss musif mame sure its on easy mode
@Gabriel Howell its as a funny joke not a rude one just for laughs
Yeah Gabriel calm tf down
@@Djcedillo It may be funny to people outside this situation, but it can be really fing stressful. Jokes like that (especially the first half) can make it so much worse. I think saying they know this wasn't meant to hurt, but being supportive is what's needed most of the time, is a very good call and not over the top at all.
Good luck and I'm rooting for you too :)
@@Djcedillo tell us how it goes
Lexi:"i always have to watch a youtube video while doing laundry"
Me:sitting with an unfolded basket of laundry that i forgot about next to me
Also me:"Wait ive been procrastinating with emkay videos for how long now?...oh only 3 hours, time for another video"
"Crunchy lethargic meat sandwich."
EmKay, thank you. That was a laugh I really needed.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; Lexi saying “what’s up sexy I’m Lexi” has healed my self esteem
I like how Lexi calls every one sexy, even if they don't know how the viewers look.
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING EMKAY FOR HOURS AND I CANNOT TELL HOW HOW HAPPY I WAS TO HEAR LEXIS VOICE
"And that brings us to the end of another-" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS EPISODE SHOULD NEVER END
"my name is lexitcity but y'all can call me lexy"
me: *LEX LUTHOR*
(edit: i'm sorry if i spelt it wrong, i couldn't hear)
LexiKitty is her youtube
Wha- yes!
It's Lexikitty and Lexi
@@RestInReeses its TheLexikitty
My friend "Did you subscribe to Emkay?"
Me: "Yes"
My friend "What did it cost??"
Me: " *My sleep schedule* "
Same my dude, I sleep late and wake up early because I am not developing any commit issues because of my choices!
laughs from across the earth
@@meg654 yeah
6:20 this is what the Wind Fish would look like in “The Legend of Zorldo: Lonk’s Awakening” just try to change my mind.
Yes
Tbh Lexi is definitely my favorite narrator here her voice is just amazing for it yknow
I am a emoticon both in real life and the social world.
I am always one and will be.
OwO
UwO
(◐‿◑)
~_~
(-_-)
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"Mostly laundry, which is why I listen to reddit videos during it."
Me, currently doing laundry and listening to this video...Thanks for that.
You too? Did that earlier today...and dishes.
Me too ^.^
“Shark-infested houses.”
*human-infested waters.*
lexi makes me feel so safe, she’s so comforting idk
:)
Yes.
I feel like every time I complete an EmKay video, it feels like I have endured a long and tedious quest with the only reward of pushing my math homework back 20 minutes
Me too...
No views and 6 likes and 1 dislike
Me:
VISIBLE CONFUSION!??
NANI!!??
TH-cam must stop taking drugs
*yelling from other room * TH-cam IS DRUNK AGAIN
6:50
Congrats “on” your baby
I love Lexi’s cheery attitude just before this I was cry
I was cry too
16:07 Lexi's interpretation of screeching tires is too much perfect
Lexy calling me sexy makes my existence
Lexi*
I think
@@Shade45- its the same thing tho
@@at1laztheaveragefurry Its their name- Lexi, you cant misspell someones name saying "Eh its the same" since the names spelling is picked by the parents (Or well, in Lexis case, she picked the spelling I believe, since shes trans and most likely switched names)
@@RestInReeses nobody cares, and i still think is the same thing is just one letter
@@at1laztheaveragefurry Its really disrespectful to misspell someones name when you know how to write it bc "nObOdY cAReS" but alright, keep being disrespectful i guess.
Lexi in her videos: 👏😩🥺😍🤩🤨🥲
Her tweets: 😎👏🔥🤌😈
The Mr Bean cutout thing reminds me of something my taekwondo teacher's wife did where she replaced his lockscreen with a picture of Mr Bean. He kept forgetting to change it, and he kept getting surprised by Mr Bean's face.
please - i have ADHD
today it took me 5 hours to take one test online, i played with the dog for an hour, watched this channel for 2 or so ( lexi is my favorite shh ), spent another 2 hours watching rslash and timtamtom and cooked 2 meals all during the test and before it to avoid taking it, i just wanted to play minecraft all day :(
Difficult sleeping in a car when your the one driving
Lexi-san sounds like a 50's radio host who's high on energy
Wearing a mask bc of COVID: broke
Wearing a mask bc your self conscious about your face: woke
Me in real life: a straight normal nerd
Me online: homosexual impersonating dinosaur
Wah
*r/iamveryrandom*
@@sofiaaa_b yes
I really thought somebody texted me saying "please respond"
please respond
@@clasher0785 dammit not again
please respond
1:59 as an introvert…
I can’t confirm
During attendance I prepare to say funny things or just random things or things people don’t usually say. Instead of “here” I like to say “meow”, “present”, or “no”/“not here”
However sometimes I do chicken out due to being an introvert and just say “here”
the fact that lexi said "she lied profusely" is making my tiny two braincell writer brain vibrate angrily
Government telling us not to do drugs.
Me: Seems legit.
Also me: 0:06 sEemS lEgIt.
nobody literally nobody:
Gen Z: PERHAPS
POSSIBLY
MAYBE I DON'T KNOW?
KINDA
YESN'TN'T
NO'NT
The power of ADHD brought Lexi to Emkay, and the world is better for it
Me: uncomfortable in acesexul
This is just everything for me nothing in particular
5:42 can confirm, this lady overthrew our corrupt king
So hows it going now?
Lexy: hi sexys I'm Lexy
Me: am I sexy?
Yes you are
If Lexy said that, properly a yes
When you realize that kid could also say twenty.
"what's up sexy I'm Lexy" me:ooh la la
12:03 Lexi.exe has stopped working
"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi" always makes me happy lol
I love listening to emkay while I do random stuff and I love hearing Lexis intro it always seems to brighten my day
Guys, jack finally hit the road
Me trying to sleep
Emkay: hippity hoppity your sleep is now our property
MY MOM DID THIS ON "ACCEDINT" she pit the bed in the middle of the fricking room
Photoshopping my cats face onto bees is definitely something my sister would do. they are mentally connected