its a scissor. a scissor is made out of two "scissor blades". its a simple, unique noun that needs no quantity infront of it and refers to a specific, unique object. the whole "pair of" is utterly redundant and pointless. There, fixed your stupid English. with regards, a German.
4:37 2 pairs of scissors. Take a pair of scissors apart, and you got 2 scissors. P.S. I googled "scissor definition". Who ever edited that entry knew what they were doing.
friend of mine used the "i like my Coffee the same way i like my women." i answered unto him thussly: *Black and Bitter?* he promptly crumbled into a ball on the floor and started crying because i desxcribed his Ex in a nutshell and made him realize that he just gave me the best ammo to roast him on his choice of female.
"i like my [random object or food] like I like my woman," comparing another human to an inanimate object is weird enough, but it's an overused joke so it is pretty creepy especially if the interest in question is a service worker which can make them feel uncomfortable getting such remarks on duty.
glad to know my drs office that refuses to email my referral's but can fax them and send them by post is using the oldest form of electronic document transmission available. Why is this still required by insurance???
i know all the isaac newton discovering/inventing gravity stuff are jokes, since the apple falling made him research and learn more about gravity, but i do wonder how many people might actually believe that he invented or never thought about gravity until the apple
How DARE TH-cam hide this from me for 47 seconds
Man how about you get real
10 minute gang
How dare youtube kidnap my family and force me to watch ksi
FOR ME IT WAS 3 HOURS-
@@CiphersVIIreal 😔
4:40 Those are two pairs of scissors
its a scissor. a scissor is made out of two "scissor blades". its a simple, unique noun that needs no quantity infront of it and refers to a specific, unique object.
the whole "pair of" is utterly redundant and pointless.
There, fixed your stupid English. with regards, a German.
Thats what im saying
No, it’s dual wield
Are you Cardassian by any chance?
Considering that a scissor is called a pair of it. It can be deduced each blade counts as a scissor so it would be a quartet of scissors
Reddit in 2019: *a lot of fun and random stuff*
Reddit in 2024: “This is total bullsh*t.”
True
Let’s have another pandemic maybe that’ll work
1:14 It's not humanly possible
It's _paperly_ possible
The entire sub reddit is basically "they had us in the first have"
☝🤓 Erm ACKSHUYALLY it's "Half"☝🤓
first have
@@CiphersVII ☝🤓 Erm ACKSHUYALLY it's "Half"☝🤓
first half
@@thatpigboss☝️🤓 Erm ACKSHUYALLY it’s “Have” ☝️🤓
4:37
2 pairs of scissors
Oe alternativly
Lesbians
-aaaah, yeah- und esch heiss: Erika!
4:37 2 pairs of scissors. Take a pair of scissors apart, and you got 2 scissors.
P.S. I googled "scissor definition". Who ever edited that entry knew what they were doing.
0:30 Pickup Trucks and Kei Trucks is the pinnacle of Road Vehicles
47:48 I'm sorry, when I see that particular snapshot from GoT, all I can hear is "MY JUNK IS NUMB". IYKYK
The most dangerous thing you can do on the internet is watching EmKay while you're drinking something.
drowning warning
The thumbnail : hol on *paused food and unpauses drink*
2:56 pure mad lad, I love it
I had a heart attack when Brandon showed up I thought Jack turned American
I thought someone got fired lol
Is there a new voice?
10:17 OLD LOGO RETURNS!
0:41 IT SHOULDA BEEN ME! NOT HIM ITS NOT FAIRRRR
WHY, HELLO THERE, OLD SPORT
24:43
there's even a subreddit for that: r/GermanHumour
7:39 I got that upgrade last week 😀
58:18 this falls under slander and you can say that you successfully sued CNN
Emkay always knows how to brighten up everyone’s day
38:15 little did He know it was mating season...
57:28 they took heartwarming to a whole new level
19:58 I physically did the pizza tower scream when I read this
Laughed for a solid minute at futanari inflation....
27:08
Bro his surname is literally the word for boat in spanish.
Im crying
0:49 So relatable!!😂 0:49
31:43 Taka. In Swahili it means waste or garbage
Hold up. Wait a minute!
"in Australia we don't have owls like this" dude we have the POWERFUL OWL in Australia and they will definitely have a go at cats
1:14 as a piece of paper, I find this offensive. It is quite possible to be verified as paper.
4:44 they're called a couple of besties.
38:48 (bro comes home) ey can you believe it! I got fired ten times today and I still have my job! 😂
31:40 I forget what the name was, I just remember that it meant garbage. So his parents named their sons King and Garbage.
4:40 a lesbian couple
46:05
is that freaking fernanfloo in an EmKay video?
48:53 THAT'S MY NAME, I'M TOTALLY BUYING THAT ONE
Great video can’t wait to finish it!
4:37 Easy. It's a pair of a pair of scissors ✂️ 😂
4:36 Who should tell them?
15:44 MY VIDEO GOT CUT OFF BY AN AD RIGHT HERE-
I also only learned cursive in 3rd grade. Not for a year though but just a couple of months..
friend of mine used the "i like my Coffee the same way i like my women."
i answered unto him thussly: *Black and Bitter?*
he promptly crumbled into a ball on the floor and started crying because i desxcribed his Ex in a nutshell and made him realize that he just gave me the best ammo to roast him on his choice of female.
4:35 QUAD DAMAGE
21:22 a subearth
sub, meaning "under"
earth, meaning "land" (yes that is literally what our planet is named after)
I’ll treat you like taxes 😂💀
less than 65 decades gang
🤌
I am on an old laptop and still using windows 8 its way better than 10 ever was so i have no complaints!
1:14 5.7 billion likes?????
Yooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
toxic waste is yummy, especially when eating a barrel at a time
5:09 how is showing interest in a person, albeit with a bad line, being a creep?
"i like my [random object or food] like I like my woman," comparing another human to an inanimate object is weird enough, but it's an overused joke so it is pretty creepy especially if the interest in question is a service worker which can make them feel uncomfortable getting such remarks on duty.
8:55 The plot twist is that the real Eeyore (left) knew that this would be Pooh’s line of thinking, so intentionally said what he said.
21:25 [Task failed successfully]
0:53 Less things than you apparently, You may get a good score by cheating, but you most likely won't remember it when you may need it for a job.
EmKay Never Changed
19:18 I don't know guys, the new Transformers movie looks...
6:30 this is actually so cute
6:24 I'm pretty sure Paul said that, and you don't have to abide by everything said by Paul. That is just reaching atp.
4:00 the real headline is her t-shirt.
50:28 no way i just saw a mouthwashing version of this
20:53 in the Czech Republic cursive is the main way where taught to write and i hate it
42:59 Maverick... is Mav. Not as bad as I thought it would be, and it's way better than 'Ale.'
glad to know my drs office that refuses to email my referral's but can fax them and send them by post is using the oldest form of electronic document transmission available. Why is this still required by insurance???
i know all the isaac newton discovering/inventing gravity stuff are jokes, since the apple falling made him research and learn more about gravity, but i do wonder how many people might actually believe that he invented or never thought about gravity until the apple
Jack looks like the reddit version of Chris Pratt.. Yes the Emkay Jack.
well getting 5-8 place would be theoretically more difficult
4:18 welp there goes are E for everyone rating
30:19 RIP man
Hol own… 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕦𝕡 𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥 𝕒 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕦𝕥𝕖... 𝕊𝕆𝕄ℕ 𝔸𝕀ℕ'𝕋 ℝ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌ℍ
Oᕼ ᑎO
A pair of pair of scissors
That’s what I was thinking
A couple of scissors
@@00vie80That's what I was thinking
27:43 this was clipped in twice
40:18 42:41 45:34 51:05 also these
I got the minecraft movie trailer as an ad for this video
8:22 except, he made it big this time.
10:33 who is this narator they sound great
His name is Brandon, I don't think he's in any other videos
4:37 What about a pair of pants, shorts, jeans; whatever you put on your legs.
Damnit, Lava never reached Pompeii, it was ash and 600 degree gas that killed them all.
59:41 yeah, a flu shot with a meat syringe
Eatin good thx Emkay
the mejii restoration one was funny
4:40 A quartet
3:45 This is a shitposting page.
14:37 Rick and Morty episode
19:35 oh sorry let me- *translates she is cheating on you into braile*
24:13 that's accurate.
34:54 😁
35:46 😡👍
I cant unsee it.....
How to speak braille?
ÜN ÜN ÜN ÜN.
21:42 Subterrine
5:00 is the joke that by passing you will be able to earn the qualifications to get a job earning 1000 dollars?
Oh how the turn tables!
10:11 Diddly ASMR in an Emkay video?!
EARLIEST IVE EVER BEEN WHATT
The paler twitter name probably does not say Payper, I call unicode shenanigans
51:55 Scalpers should get Scalped.
20:51 one year? I only got 1 week
bro got a kju poster for his kid's birthday?😂
He did Jennie dirtyyyyy, I cantttt🖤🩷
17:48 OMG CRAPTO
52:00 Scalpers should get scalped
4:38 lesbians
scalpers get scalpel-ed
16:00 King Crimson Pepe?
oh this was uploaded recently
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