4:37 2 pairs of scissors. Take a pair of scissors apart, and you got 2 scissors. P.S. I googled "scissor definition". Who ever edited that entry knew what they were doing.
its a scissor. a scissor is made out of two "scissor blades". its a simple, unique noun that needs no quantity infront of it and refers to a specific, unique object. the whole "pair of" is utterly redundant and pointless. There, fixed your stupid English. with regards, a German.
20:07 fun fact: the fine wasn’t because of the tank itself, but because he also had an entire armory worth of unregistered WW2 German weapons laying around in his basement. The whole thing was confiscated and put in museums if I remember correctly
49:00 Oh! I get the vampire joke! You have to invite a vampire in. Otherwise he can’t enter your home. They always have to trick people into inviting them - or better - invite mortal into their own space
57:27 Heartwarming! This 2-Year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric -Wheel- Chair. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters.
35:16 IS HE AUSTRIAN, AND DOES HE HATE JEWS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT *erica starts playing me: *raises hand at 45* "ROUND 2 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm not sure what's more concerning, the fact that the first thing that came to mind for "speaking braille" was Regirock, or that the pregnant shark in the female tank made me think "Oh, Shark Jesus."
20:09 He didnt just keep it in his Basement, he used it to plow snow in winter. Previously he would also just cruise around town with it until the town said, that it was to damaging for their roads and to keep it in certain areas, like his street. He also had Torpedoes, Sea mines and multiple Rifles. All of it was taken away.
16:05 Well it does suck when a good friend catches feels for you and you tell them you're not looking to get into a relationship and so they block you. Like, were they really even my friend or were they just pretending that whole time? Shit ends up hurting both people, I don't like losing friends.
@@ok_.__ some say its proof we have strayed far from god. For goddless heathens like me its (redacted) for people who got tired of normal (redacted) honestly its not worth looking up.
friend of mine used the "i like my Coffee the same way i like my women." i answered unto him thussly: *Black and Bitter?* he promptly crumbled into a ball on the floor and started crying because i desxcribed his Ex in a nutshell and made him realize that he just gave me the best ammo to roast him on his choice of female.
20:24 Kind of ironic how "Jorge" is misspronounced here too- If anyone's curious, it's pronounced like this: the "Jor" part has the J sound from "Jonathan" and the "or" from "ornament", then the "ge" has the J sound like in "gesture" and the "e" is pronounced with a weird flat "e sound" that kinda sounds like "eh"? Kinda similar to the sound of a gulp? Or "ugh" but much faster?
"i like my [random object or food] like I like my woman," comparing another human to an inanimate object is weird enough, but it's an overused joke so it is pretty creepy especially if the interest in question is a service worker which can make them feel uncomfortable getting such remarks on duty.
"The floor is lava" at 2:44 is rubbish. The lava didn't even reach them, they were hit and killed by a pyroclastic flow. Using science to kill everyone's fun is my kind of fun!
There was a time when Samurai (Ronin), cowboys, pirates, and knights were all a thing at once. Meaning a DND party of these guys is not as unrealistic as you might think... Good luck explaining the Orc Cowboy though
15:45 Not necessary house arrest, they might just not be able to leave the city/country :) 20:05 I think it is illegal if it is armed, or you don't have the necessary papers?
Reddit in 2019: *a lot of fun and random stuff*
Reddit in 2025: “This is total bullsh*t.”
True
Let’s have another pandemic maybe that’ll work
wolcome to 2025
4:37 2 pairs of scissors. Take a pair of scissors apart, and you got 2 scissors.
P.S. I googled "scissor definition". Who ever edited that entry knew what they were doing.
I said women
4:37
2 pairs of scissors
Oe alternativly
Lesbians
-aaaah, yeah- und esch heiss: Erika!
A pair of pair of scissors
Four scissors
a pair of scissi
so they're just like me fr fr...
4:40 Those are two pairs of scissors
its a scissor. a scissor is made out of two "scissor blades". its a simple, unique noun that needs no quantity infront of it and refers to a specific, unique object.
the whole "pair of" is utterly redundant and pointless.
There, fixed your stupid English. with regards, a German.
Thats what im saying
No, it’s dual wield
Are you Cardassian by any chance?
Considering that a scissor is called a pair of it. It can be deduced each blade counts as a scissor so it would be a quartet of scissors
About the tank:
It was battleready. The entire village and neighbouring villages knew. He often used it to plow snow or gelp towing vehicles.
1:14 It's not humanly possible
It's _paperly_ possible
Also you can now pay for the checkmark
How DARE TH-cam hide this from me for 47 seconds
Man how about you get real
10 minute gang
How dare youtube kidnap my family and force me to watch ksi
FOR ME IT WAS 3 HOURS-
@@CiphersVIIreal 😔
20:07 fun fact: the fine wasn’t because of the tank itself, but because he also had an entire armory worth of unregistered WW2 German weapons laying around in his basement. The whole thing was confiscated and put in museums if I remember correctly
and if i remember correctly he also had a whole lot of nazi memrobilia.
Morons be like: "No! They must be destroyed!"
31:42 In The Lion King, Scar's original name was Taka, which means "garbage" or "waste" in Swahili.
Bro that’s so fucked up his parents hated him from day one! He never had a chance
@@dullbog6703and Mufasa means king, so yeah I agree he never had a chance
49:00 Oh! I get the vampire joke! You have to invite a vampire in. Otherwise he can’t enter your home. They always have to trick people into inviting them - or better - invite mortal into their own space
The entire sub reddit is basically "they had us in the first half"
☝🤓 Erm ACKSHUYALLY it's "Half"☝🤓
first have
@@CiphersVII ☝🤓 Erm ACKSHUYALLY it's "Half"☝🤓
first half
@@thatpigboss☝️🤓 Erm ACKSHUYALLY it’s “Have” ☝️🤓
Scar's name is Taka. It means trash. Their parents named them King and Trash
21:38 generally what you're talking about and drillships like you see in "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" can be called a Subterrene
The most dangerous thing you can do on the internet is watching EmKay while you're drinking something.
drowning warning
@@mekaindo ☠
I had a heart attack when Brandon showed up I thought Jack turned American
I thought someone got fired lol
Is there a new voice?
@@CalciumSnorterit was probably an older video
47:48 I'm sorry, when I see that particular snapshot from GoT, all I can hear is "MY JUNK IS NUMB". IYKYK
10:53 this is the best calm narrator I’ve heard in a while
2:56 pure mad lad, I love it
0:53 Less things than you apparently, You may get a good score by cheating, but you most likely won't remember it when you may need it for a job.
0:30 Pickup Trucks and Kei Trucks is the pinnacle of Road Vehicles
The thumbnail : hol on *paused food and unpauses drink*
10:33 who is this narator they sound great
His name is Brandon, I don't think he's in any other videos
@@acewolfreaper904 I think he actualy is in more than 1 or 2
10:20 WHO THE FLIP MADE THAT POOR JENNIE THAT'S NOT REAL 😭
27:08
Bro his surname is literally the word for boat in spanish.
Im crying
I love the new VO!!! Keep up the great work dude!
54:33 what is it then , I can’t see it 😢
It’s a nude (presumably) women’s back
I just watched a Confusing video and Saw the thumbnail and Laughed my ass the fuck off
40:38
Dear fellow German:
JUNGE WAS ZUR HÖLLE!!!
(Bro wat the hell)
25:19 that’s a you problem. but also just send one to the orphanage and stop doing it all the time
57:27 Heartwarming! This 2-Year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric -Wheel- Chair. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters.
35:16 IS HE AUSTRIAN, AND DOES HE HATE JEWS
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
*erica starts playing
me: *raises hand at 45* "ROUND 2 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
0:41 IT SHOULDA BEEN ME! NOT HIM ITS NOT FAIRRRR
WHY, HELLO THERE, OLD SPORT
6:24 no you are supposed to read it in the context it was given never cherry pick also remember in the old testament grape is punished by unaliving
Interesting fact about oil rigs: they have humongous wheels that reach the ocean floor. So that means they are technically the largest ocean vehicles.
Oh. Thank you for answering the question everyone has been wondering since seeing that post
For those super power ones, I always like to reply with "You have narcolepsy."
The ‘ I want robin Williams’ was so sweet
43:00 I finally feel like I’m worth something 😎
-Aiden
I'm not sure what's more concerning, the fact that the first thing that came to mind for "speaking braille" was Regirock, or that the pregnant shark in the female tank made me think "Oh, Shark Jesus."
12:07 smart guy
35:46 Thank you Sundowner I really needed to hear this today
Great video can’t wait to finish it!
13:55 UNO Reverse 🔄
"in Australia we don't have owls like this" dude we have the POWERFUL OWL in Australia and they will definitely have a go at cats
42:49 I'm sorry, I know they're trying their best, and I can't do better personally, but all I can hear in that impression is Stitch. 😂
17:56
Random F: I can fly
Mod: thorns on your bones
Random F: And? So what?
Mod: try landing... it's gonna be fun...
6:24 I'm pretty sure Paul said that, and you don't have to abide by everything said by Paul. That is just reaching atp.
Looking for this comment
Omg, dude! Just subbed! You're hilarious!
19:20 Autobots Rollout😂
Wait how does the time stamp count up by one
20:09 He didnt just keep it in his Basement, he used it to plow snow in winter. Previously he would also just cruise around town with it until the town said, that it was to damaging for their roads and to keep it in certain areas, like his street.
He also had Torpedoes, Sea mines and multiple Rifles.
All of it was taken away.
14:37 Rick and Morty episode
16:05 Well it does suck when a good friend catches feels for you and you tell them you're not looking to get into a relationship and so they block you. Like, were they really even my friend or were they just pretending that whole time? Shit ends up hurting both people, I don't like losing friends.
Hold up. Wait a minute!
sumn aint right
34:50 they're gonna be his friends whether they like it or not.
2:37 ok that’s cute 😭 I hope she enjoyed her North Korea themed birthday party
the queen has more mobility in chess because she gets to eat the lesser folk while the king watches.
less than 65 decades gang
🤌
That thing about the polish dictionary is a perfect example on how we lose info that should’ve been common knowledge.
24:43
there's even a subreddit for that: r/GermanHumour
17:51 I choose to have the power to create real life events
suddenly I wish I had found that one at 42:58 when at the point of this screenshot... I would've simply replied "and then...?" 🤣
50:20 waiting for other people who have been traumatized by this
22:01 the definition of if you know you know😏
5:3 "i like my coffee how i like my women. Made into a fine powder, then soaked in boiling water.
I 100% REMEMBER SEEING THAT THUMBNAIL A FEW YEARS AGO
Laughed for a solid minute at futanari inflation....
RIP to the people who looked it up
@MICKEYWCUE what is it😭😭
@@ok_.__ some say its proof we have strayed far from god. For goddless heathens like me its (redacted) for people who got tired of normal (redacted) honestly its not worth looking up.
My brain autocorrected it to subtyrannosaurus😂 21:43
41:29 the text bubble changes color. Green means that the person on the other end doesn’t have an iPhone and blue means that they do.
57:28 they took heartwarming to a whole new level
Black straps, tight jeans and a pic of Kim... That dad isn't confused, he just has good praxis.
29:00 that one is the stuff of nightmares.
God i feel uncomfortable now!
I have started to breathe manually!
It’s getting harder…
2:45, But... but... Pompeii wasn't flooded with lava, it was buried under a cloud of ash. That's why it was so well preserved.
friend of mine used the "i like my Coffee the same way i like my women."
i answered unto him thussly: *Black and Bitter?*
he promptly crumbled into a ball on the floor and started crying because i desxcribed his Ex in a nutshell and made him realize that he just gave me the best ammo to roast him on his choice of female.
33:48 Medusa is a girl btw
22:23 "the wife's complaining about ___ again." Answer"poorly timed holocaust jokes"
20:24 Kind of ironic how "Jorge" is misspronounced here too-
If anyone's curious, it's pronounced like this: the "Jor" part has the J sound from "Jonathan" and the "or" from "ornament", then the "ge" has the J sound like in "gesture" and the "e" is pronounced with a weird flat "e sound" that kinda sounds like "eh"? Kinda similar to the sound of a gulp? Or "ugh" but much faster?
31:48 it did happen and she did admit to have company, however it might have been an automated answer
46:31 looks like that guy had just simply walked into mordor
7:53 I actually thought that Jeff Bezos and Dr. Evil were the same person 😭🙏
5:09 how is showing interest in a person, albeit with a bad line, being a creep?
"i like my [random object or food] like I like my woman," comparing another human to an inanimate object is weird enough, but it's an overused joke so it is pretty creepy especially if the interest in question is a service worker which can make them feel uncomfortable getting such remarks on duty.
"The floor is lava" at 2:44 is rubbish. The lava didn't even reach them, they were hit and killed by a pyroclastic flow.
Using science to kill everyone's fun is my kind of fun!
HEY THAT'S MY JOB
There was a time when Samurai (Ronin), cowboys, pirates, and knights were all a thing at once. Meaning a DND party of these guys is not as unrealistic as you might think... Good luck explaining the Orc Cowboy though
At first glance 90 minutes a day is actually pretty fine imo 15:07
58:18 this falls under slander and you can say that you successfully sued CNN
Hol own… 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕦𝕡 𝕨𝕒𝕚𝕥 𝕒 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕦𝕥𝕖... 𝕊𝕆𝕄ℕ 𝔸𝕀ℕ'𝕋 ℝ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌𝕌ℍ
Oᕼ ᑎO
Æħ
7:39 I got that upgrade last week 😀
21:25 Task failed successfully, legendary moment
Scars real name, before he got the scar was "taka" which is Swahili for waste or garbage 😂
57:06 mfer I've lived my whole life in Queensland (Australia) this is barely an inconvenience
Well actually if Jeff gave everyone on planet earth an equal amount of money there would be 23 dollars for each person with a lot left over
25:19 is the funniest post in the whole video, it's incredibly sad and incredibly funny as all jokes should be
Day 2063 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
I believe it'll happen soon
700 more
2:19 YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY!
*IS THAT A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE*
6:12 if you read the verse it is more of leadership not abuse
15:45 Not necessary house arrest, they might just not be able to leave the city/country :)
20:05 I think it is illegal if it is armed, or you don't have the necessary papers?
Wait one day ago why did I think Emkay was one of those TH-cam channels who just stopped posting mysteriously one day
8:06 oh of course it’s a drug deal, what other reason could BLACK bears be talking? But if they were polar bears, it would be completely normal.
22:03 at first I didn't suspect any thing but as dune as he said "you know you know" I knew exactly what he was trying to say 😂
43:22 this place is SO FUN! for anyone that hasnt, you should definitely visit.
Ok. Ok. The wallet is pretty fn genious, ill give em that one.
38:15 little did He know it was mating season...