that toot cake is how i'd decide if i wanna marry someone or not. if my partner got me a cake for the first time i farted in front of them, instantly to my bed
33:34 - okay, so in Asian countries like China, Japan, Korea, and Taiwan, the number 4 is considered unlucky. They skip the number at all costs. And obviously, the skip from 12 to 15 is also skipping 13 because that's "the Devil's number" in Christian and Catholic beliefs. :3
20:40 as someone in the midwest with bird feeders: yeah makes sense (my uncle in the the state next to us calls them "the rats of the sky") I love them, but god, they can be a lot
37:01 corporations be like "im willing to spend money to let people watch our movie for free, but I draw the line at someone screen recording our movie off of Amazon Prime"
1:09:06 No, it's definitely "Back off, baby hunter on board"; the parent(s) likely actually hunt animals for food and/or sport, and are probably planning on teaching their kid how too as well when they're older It's like referring to kid as a "future astronaut" as a title (like "oh no, this alien is about to get me! surely there must be some kind of future astronaut around here who can help me!" during play with them), but just "hunter" being the future title/career Or, even funnier, the parent got a custom baby on board sticker with their kid's name on it for some reason (maybe so paramedics know the kid's name to help when calming them down? (also yes, that is the point of those stickers: to let first responders know their is a baby in the vehicle who would need to be attended/accounted for first, in the event of a crash or accident)), and the kid's name is Hunter
1:33:29 Truly Beauty babe here. That is an anti-aging product used to tighten sagging skin and fade stretch marks. A polish is a combination of a scrub and a body butter, especially good for exfoliating sensitive skin. This is a shower product that needs to be rinsed off. Hope this helps.
They could've put a pair of Great Tits (*Parus major*, to be exact) on there to complete the joke, or, if they wanted a more local bird, perhaps a Titmouse (*Baeolophus bicolor*, for those who wish to safely google), but no, they went with that accursed chickadee. ..... common names are fun
23:22 I’m Canadian and I have NEVER seen bag milk IRL.. either it’s only a thing out east or everyone is hiding it.. 37:00 this is an ad by Nissan USA 54:24 I would listen to hours of that snow sound by Jack genuinely
Day 17 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, ATBGE).
Um the chewy item is a hobble. I'm not sure what other animals they are used on besides horses, but they are commonly used for "breaking" a horse, if the trainer doesn't know how to train. It prevents the horse from bucking.
Right? My mum will come to me with an issue on her phone and I'll say "how did you even get here? What actions did you take that made your phone do this?!"
The male mantis would die soon after mating anyway, so his contribution to the next generation includes making sure the female gets at least one good meal to produce her eggs. In some cases like robber flies and some spiders, the male offers the female a prey item to snack on instead so he can get away and try to find more mates.
Will Smith gets my utmost respect forever 🫡 women all other the globe pray for a man who will protect and defend them in a modern world where many of those same men are spewing this red pill nonsense about how women deserve less . he’s a gem !
31:15 say you have no clue what you're talking about without saying you have no clue what you're talking about... If anything, English is the odd one out🤦🏾♀️
That adobe girl is completely understandable bro I have 943 tabs open at all times at MINIMUM
Real
bros computer is slower than continental drifts
You're a demon I cannot have more than 4 tabs open when running google if I'm not using them. If not? I start TWEAKING.
@@lam-lam weak
Bro wtf are you even looking at with 943???
“This time he’s stealing… your innocence.” Jack 😭
2:04 Oh Jack, the little bird made it even funnier: 'Hard Head, Fat Balls, Great Tit(s)'
It could also be a coal tit or other bird in the family, the picture doesn't show enough detail to tell the species.
It could be another bird in the family (tits and chickadees), the picture doesn't show enough detail to tell.
i wonder if tits taste good
@@feuerlingChickadees nuts
@@feuerling maybe, but the great tit is the funniest tit
that toot cake is how i'd decide if i wanna marry someone or not. if my partner got me a cake for the first time i farted in front of them, instantly to my bed
33:34 - okay, so in Asian countries like China, Japan, Korea, and Taiwan, the number 4 is considered unlucky. They skip the number at all costs. And obviously, the skip from 12 to 15 is also skipping 13 because that's "the Devil's number" in Christian and Catholic beliefs. :3
21:48 "excited" would make more sense, but im sure "egg salad" is funnier if you understand their inside joke (if there is one...) 😂
20:40 as someone in the midwest with bird feeders: yeah makes sense
(my uncle in the the state next to us calls them "the rats of the sky")
I love them, but god, they can be a lot
In defense of the garlic argument. He is right, he thought he needed to cut the garlic when the task was to squeeze the garlic in a press.
Why is Jack always so musical? XD
Because that’s who he is.
34:32 They are building "The Line" (a giant wall city). Resemblance of a Borg cube.
7:02
"All hail the hypnotoad!" 😂
0:23 my phone: 0 tabs, lag
My mum's phone:
18:38 damn rip to that Wendy's. Unless it was empty, just one of those things is $25-$50 depending on location.
37:01 corporations be like "im willing to spend money to let people watch our movie for free, but I draw the line at someone screen recording our movie off of Amazon Prime"
1:32:30 “no- NOOO NO No no, no. Go back. We ain’t skipping past that.”
whar
2:43 sue the teacher
Fr
They answered the question correctly...
36:09 THERES A WARRIOR CATS REFERENCE!!!
4:21 in the future everything is chrome
31:14 bro im dutch my self and I couldn't even read it 💀
Isn't supposed to be crucified? Not crusified? The space penguin one got me
Holy shit, Jack's harmonizing voice starting at 13:36 got me rolling! 😂😭💀
WE ALL SCREAM "EMKAY!!!!" IN UNISON
EMMKAAAYYYY 😈
Best subreddit
I got a tiny wooden f*ck in a water bottle I bought at a convention. I really wish I knew where to find those because they are awesome.
1:09:06
No, it's definitely "Back off, baby hunter on board"; the parent(s) likely actually hunt animals for food and/or sport, and are probably planning on teaching their kid how too as well when they're older
It's like referring to kid as a "future astronaut" as a title (like "oh no, this alien is about to get me! surely there must be some kind of future astronaut around here who can help me!" during play with them), but just "hunter" being the future title/career
Or, even funnier, the parent got a custom baby on board sticker with their kid's name on it for some reason (maybe so paramedics know the kid's name to help when calming them down? (also yes, that is the point of those stickers: to let first responders know their is a baby in the vehicle who would need to be attended/accounted for first, in the event of a crash or accident)), and the kid's name is Hunter
im here for the compilations
36:10 This made me laugh. X3
5:32
Hey uh, interesting thing you have goin' on Jack..
When I want a laugh, I always look to Starscream and his failed schemes
1:33:29 Truly Beauty babe here. That is an anti-aging product used to tighten sagging skin and fade stretch marks. A polish is a combination of a scrub and a body butter, especially good for exfoliating sensitive skin. This is a shower product that needs to be rinsed off. Hope this helps.
1:47:22 i remember the same warning in my parents' car
The mood here is fire!
bot
we found the funny
10:11 Jack has my respects for being the only human who can make a fucking SAD HISS
When the Yoga 12 turns into the bendover 101
They could've put a pair of Great Tits (*Parus major*, to be exact) on there to complete the joke, or, if they wanted a more local bird, perhaps a Titmouse (*Baeolophus bicolor*, for those who wish to safely google), but no, they went with that accursed chickadee.
..... common names are fun
yay
31:14 Neither the typed part and the "did you mean" part are correct Dutch but at least the "did you mean" part are all actually Dutch words
you know i did not need to see the grinch in that outfit but i did.
23:22 I’m Canadian and I have NEVER seen bag milk IRL.. either it’s only a thing out east or everyone is hiding it..
37:00 this is an ad by Nissan USA
54:24 I would listen to hours of that snow sound by Jack genuinely
Day 17 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, ATBGE).
8:22 bo6 calling cards be like
13:31 That is a throwback ... and a scary time
1:30 I KNOW THE GUY WHO OWNS THIS CAR 😂😂😂, HE WORKS FOR THE SAME COMPANY I DO NO WAY, WA plates are a give away!!!
Me too you should oil up and bend over for everyone pls 🙏👅
34:46 hah, short people😂
Um the chewy item is a hobble. I'm not sure what other animals they are used on besides horses, but they are commonly used for "breaking" a horse, if the trainer doesn't know how to train. It prevents the horse from bucking.
You never fail to surprise us!
Adobe thing is my mom fr
Real
Right? My mum will come to me with an issue on her phone and I'll say "how did you even get here? What actions did you take that made your phone do this?!"
yipee new video
14:01 In N Out is only on the west coast, mostly California.
116 adobes in her basement?
When I heard 116 adobes I imagined the Wii sports announcers saying "new record"
When i saw this comment i imagined the Smash Bros announcer saying "new record"
pls do r/kdsaref kingstupid (if u have dark mode on utube it looks like theres a rectangle between f and k)
52:54 legit my mom except we're down to one dog and only have 7 cats
22:39 *laughs in Springfeildian*
56:45 these are actually motorbike ramps!! motorbikes are the no.1 vehicle in pakistan so these are almost everywhere
6:40 Papyrus?? Looks like Sans forgot to mow the lawn..
Under an hour by 2 minutes👇
36:10 Warrior cats mentioned
37:41 i dont think robin got that he was standing on the hole he was cutting
30:44 Literally
1:32:32 Bro your Tabs. Check them beforehand. Or not.
33:00 what the fuck is robin talking about? Im so confused
You will nose exhale to this video.
14:09 dude they can just put the burger in a mini fridge wtf this is a disgrace to us californias
Thumbnail: Cars X Saw movie poster crossover.
23:25 it still doesn't make any sense, where are the orange juice bags?
Where is the bagged water?
1:25:43 is this mario the man vs mario the idea 2? perhcance?
This video be like "haha PEEPEE!!! haha POOPIE!!!!"
What a terrible video
Suddenly i am free 1 hr 54 min and 12 sec
Suddenly I no longer will be waking up early in the morning instead waking up 2 hours later than usual
27:36 what was that
hi
No one has finished the video yet
27:05 lmao the mom’s probably just dumb.
1:44:23 *HEY*
off topic but my drink smells like slime with too much glue
9:44 isn't art as well
37:47 i dont get it
Under 7 years gang
🚶
Yep, there are pretty funny… heh….heh….
Day 2067 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
I just realised I clicked on this video when it was 35 seconds old with 0 likes and 1 comment... Wow...
Also "No views".
Also "No views"
oz
Oh dang, early as hell
screw adobe
7:50 If you don't understand, female Preying Mantis (and most insects) kill their partner after they have kids, as they have fulfilled his purpose.
The male mantis would die soon after mating anyway, so his contribution to the next generation includes making sure the female gets at least one good meal to produce her eggs.
In some cases like robber flies and some spiders, the male offers the female a prey item to snack on instead so he can get away and try to find more mates.
Will Smith gets my utmost respect forever 🫡 women all other the globe pray for a man who will protect and defend them in a modern world where many of those same men are spewing this red pill nonsense about how women deserve less . he’s a gem !
518 views, 15 comments and 59 likes in 8 minutes? Emkay fell off
With 0 likes in 6 hours, you’re the one who has fell off
31:15 say you have no clue what you're talking about without saying you have no clue what you're talking about...
If anything, English is the odd one out🤦🏾♀️
Under 10min 👇
Early gang (lol)
80th comment
Under 5 minutes 👇
only 1k views in 30 min bro fell off
yes this is a joke
Lol