that toot cake is how i'd decide if i wanna marry someone or not. if my partner got me a cake for the first time i farted in front of them, instantly to my bed
the fact I gasped when he said '' dont let them out, they might join thunderclan '' and all that went through my mind was: ROBIN LIKE SWARRIOR CATS??!??!!
20:40 as someone in the midwest with bird feeders: yeah makes sense (my uncle in the the state next to us calls them "the rats of the sky") I love them, but god, they can be a lot
33:34 - okay, so in Asian countries like China, Japan, Korea, and Taiwan, the number 4 is considered unlucky. They skip the number at all costs. And obviously, the skip from 12 to 15 is also skipping 13 because that's "the Devil's number" in Christian and Catholic beliefs. :3
1:09:06 No, it's definitely "Back off, baby hunter on board"; the parent(s) likely actually hunt animals for food and/or sport, and are probably planning on teaching their kid how too as well when they're older It's like referring to kid as a "future astronaut" as a title (like "oh no, this alien is about to get me! surely there must be some kind of future astronaut around here who can help me!" during play with them), but just "hunter" being the future title/career Or, even funnier, the parent got a custom baby on board sticker with their kid's name on it for some reason (maybe so paramedics know the kid's name to help when calming them down? (also yes, that is the point of those stickers: to let first responders know their is a baby in the vehicle who would need to be attended/accounted for first, in the event of a crash or accident)), and the kid's name is Hunter
1:33:29 Truly Beauty babe here. That is an anti-aging product used to tighten sagging skin and fade stretch marks. A polish is a combination of a scrub and a body butter, especially good for exfoliating sensitive skin. This is a shower product that needs to be rinsed off. Hope this helps.
37:01 corporations be like "im willing to spend money to let people watch our movie for free, but I draw the line at someone screen recording our movie off of Amazon Prime"
Great video! I agree with you about personal safety concerns, especially when traveling, getting robbed on vacation is painful enough, but getting robbed with an authentic bag is even worse. To me, it makes sense to travel with a fake kislux bag and not carry any valuables that you would miss. Also, if your bag gets damaged by dust, stains, accidents, whatever it is, it doesn't matter even if it's fake.
the fact the pornographic cave carving has a belly pouch...guys, can we stop pretending like natural features are ugly and disgusting? cave men thought it was hot, the only reason we don't is beauty standards
35:51 when I asked my kids at daycare (age 3-6) what they want to be when they grow up for an info sheet in their portfolios, the best answers where “grown up” and “10”. Also, some listed their friends as part of their family, which was very wholesome
23:22 I’m Canadian and I have NEVER seen bag milk IRL.. either it’s only a thing out east or everyone is hiding it.. 37:00 this is an ad by Nissan USA 54:24 I would listen to hours of that snow sound by Jack genuinely
Great collection! I bought my first LV when I was 25 and I've only used that bag a few times haha. Also, I love your clutch! I have an Eva clutch with the DE print and I love the little chain. But I don't want to spend that much money right now and the kislux always gets me the bag I want and it's just as good as the LV and one of my favorites. Durability
4:21 If someone did this to me, I'll make an unboxing video of opening my present to reveal a new office set and to thank my friends for gifting me the set. Gratitude is my new weapon! 💕
Just like in the fix it with duct tape section, I have legit seen a guy recording at a concert, with a DSi. It was the Dethklok/ Baby Metal concert in Houston TX. I still have a video of it lol. One of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life.
I recently went to Turkey to buy an empreinte multi pochette. They showed me a pack of kislux and it looked exactly like this. The texture was no different, the color and appearance was the same, I think I will enjoy buying here in the future.
They could've put a pair of Great Tits (*Parus major*, to be exact) on there to complete the joke, or, if they wanted a more local bird, perhaps a Titmouse (*Baeolophus bicolor*, for those who wish to safely google), but no, they went with that accursed chickadee. ..... common names are fun
For a long time, as Chanel prices have risen, I no longer thought I could afford it. I think I would be happy to have a kislux as a travel bag that I don't have to take care of. By the way, I'm sure no one would have a hard time telling the difference. Thanks for the comparison.
I was always sad when I'd see those slow children signs, but then i saw a sign that read "slow men at work", and figured, " well at least they're getting work".
14:38 in and out is pretty much strictly in cali so she got him a burger and unassembled it (hopefully put it on ice) and delivered it to him so it wont be nasry and soggy. Which is why they have a satchet of burger sauce instead. So she probably ordered it sauce and cheese on the side. Hopefully he was smart and reheated it in a pan or grill, it probably would taste horrible microwaved if not lol
At Long Beach, there were a few guys in the boy’s bathroom in the flooding and were taking a shit, and the bathroom got ripped off and was floating in the sea, and the floor had brown stains on it and shit was on a search and rescue person’s face.
that toot cake is how i'd decide if i wanna marry someone or not. if my partner got me a cake for the first time i farted in front of them, instantly to my bed
“This time he’s stealing… your innocence.” Jack 😭
2:04 Oh Jack, the little bird made it even funnier: 'Hard Head, Fat Balls, Great Tit(s)'
It could also be a coal tit or other bird in the family, the picture doesn't show enough detail to tell the species.
It could be another bird in the family (tits and chickadees), the picture doesn't show enough detail to tell.
i wonder if tits taste good
@@feuerlingChickadees nuts
@@feuerling maybe, but the great tit is the funniest tit
That adobe girl is completely understandable bro I have 943 tabs open at all times at MINIMUM
Real
bros computer is slower than continental drifts
You're a demon I cannot have more than 4 tabs open when running google if I'm not using them. If not? I start TWEAKING.
@@lam-lam weak
Bro wtf are you even looking at with 943???
7:02
"All hail the hypnotoad!" 😂
36:10 OMG, I LOVE HOW ROBIN MENTIONED WARRIOR CATS, U GOT A NEW SUBSCRIBER
the fact I gasped when he said '' dont let them out, they might join thunderclan '' and all that went through my mind was: ROBIN LIKE SWARRIOR CATS??!??!!
WHEN
W-W-WARRIOR CATS!?!?!?!?!?! WOW!
36:03
YES WARRIOR CATS!!!
21:48 "excited" would make more sense, but im sure "egg salad" is funnier if you understand their inside joke (if there is one...) 😂
20:40 as someone in the midwest with bird feeders: yeah makes sense
(my uncle in the the state next to us calls them "the rats of the sky")
I love them, but god, they can be a lot
33:34 - okay, so in Asian countries like China, Japan, Korea, and Taiwan, the number 4 is considered unlucky. They skip the number at all costs. And obviously, the skip from 12 to 15 is also skipping 13 because that's "the Devil's number" in Christian and Catholic beliefs. :3
4 is considered unlucky because in some languages it sounds nearly identical to the word for death btw
Why is Jack always so musical? XD
Because that’s who he is.
35:52 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack just wants to make candle sticks.
Holy shit, Jack's harmonizing voice starting at 13:36 got me rolling! 😂😭💀
36:09 THERES A WARRIOR CATS REFERENCE!!!
AHHH
YIPPEEEEJBIHDCNIJCNDOJCMDC- *dies*
YEAHHHH
U NOTICED TOO
In defense of the garlic argument. He is right, he thought he needed to cut the garlic when the task was to squeeze the garlic in a press.
36:11 was not expecting a WC reference, but am happy now
Same bro firestar w
@ yesss :3
36:12 I DIDNT EXPECT A WARRIORS TEF IN AN EMKAY VIDEO, I LOVE THIS MAN 😩😩😩😩
Ref* Fuck I’m stupid lmao
im here for the compilations
1:30 I KNOW THE GUY WHO OWNS THIS CAR 😂😂😂, HE WORKS FOR THE SAME COMPANY I DO NO WAY, WA plates are a give away!!!
Me too you should oil up and bend over for everyone pls 🙏👅
Best subreddit
27:26 best. Impression. EVER!!!
1:50 Your *last* bath
9:45 - 9:51 its a reference to the Christmas vacation movie! Idk why I know this
18:38 damn rip to that Wendy's. Unless it was empty, just one of those things is $25-$50 depending on location.
1:09:06
No, it's definitely "Back off, baby hunter on board"; the parent(s) likely actually hunt animals for food and/or sport, and are probably planning on teaching their kid how too as well when they're older
It's like referring to kid as a "future astronaut" as a title (like "oh no, this alien is about to get me! surely there must be some kind of future astronaut around here who can help me!" during play with them), but just "hunter" being the future title/career
Or, even funnier, the parent got a custom baby on board sticker with their kid's name on it for some reason (maybe so paramedics know the kid's name to help when calming them down? (also yes, that is the point of those stickers: to let first responders know their is a baby in the vehicle who would need to be attended/accounted for first, in the event of a crash or accident)), and the kid's name is Hunter
WE ALL SCREAM "EMKAY!!!!" IN UNISON
EMMKAAAYYYY 😈
5:32
Hey uh, interesting thing you have goin' on Jack..
0:23 my phone: 0 tabs, lag
My mum's phone:
1:32:30 “no- NOOO NO No no, no. Go back. We ain’t skipping past that.”
whar
@@zacharybeebe1200 how does this translate to “pp”
1:33:29 Truly Beauty babe here. That is an anti-aging product used to tighten sagging skin and fade stretch marks. A polish is a combination of a scrub and a body butter, especially good for exfoliating sensitive skin. This is a shower product that needs to be rinsed off. Hope this helps.
37:01 corporations be like "im willing to spend money to let people watch our movie for free, but I draw the line at someone screen recording our movie off of Amazon Prime"
Great video! I agree with you about personal safety concerns, especially when traveling, getting robbed on vacation is painful enough, but getting robbed with an authentic bag is even worse. To me, it makes sense to travel with a fake kislux bag and not carry any valuables that you would miss. Also, if your bag gets damaged by dust, stains, accidents, whatever it is, it doesn't matter even if it's fake.
19:45 So good.
Isn't supposed to be crucified? Not crusified? The space penguin one got me
"Don't let them out, they might go join Thunderclan" EMKAY KNOWS WARRIOR CATS, CONFIRMED!
That was actually jimmy. (Mr beast jimmy) 27:31
Yeah I was gonna comment this
the fact the pornographic cave carving has a belly pouch...guys, can we stop pretending like natural features are ugly and disgusting? cave men thought it was hot, the only reason we don't is beauty standards
Nobody said it was ugly, just looked really funny because it's an old cave carving and those often look silly to the modern day man
I don’t think he was saying that people were saying the painting was ugly, but that people in ancient times thought it was hot, why not now?
35:51 when I asked my kids at daycare (age 3-6) what they want to be when they grow up for an info sheet in their portfolios, the best answers where “grown up” and “10”. Also, some listed their friends as part of their family, which was very wholesome
When I want a laugh, I always look to Starscream and his failed schemes
13:31 That is a throwback ... and a scary time
23:22 I’m Canadian and I have NEVER seen bag milk IRL.. either it’s only a thing out east or everyone is hiding it..
37:00 this is an ad by Nissan USA
54:24 I would listen to hours of that snow sound by Jack genuinely
what part of Canada are you in my fellow maple syrup drinker, because ive never seen it in a jug just in cartons and bags
33:57 Hell yeah! We rockin’ up here lol
29:03 The Lizard King is Jim Morrison, kids.
Y’all really have Damian Wayne (I know it’s spelled with an e) *and* Robin and thought we wouldn’t notice you huge DC nerds.
33:10 I immediately said "Oh, that's a frog!"
34:34 "That's The Borg cube!"
you know i did not need to see the grinch in that outfit but i did.
Fluff is food? the Borg skyscraper got me. It's hypocritical
2:43 sue the teacher
Fr
They answered the question correctly...
When I heard 116 adobes I imagined the Wii sports announcers saying "new record"
When i saw this comment i imagined the Smash Bros announcer saying "new record"
1:50 Live, laugh, toaster bath! XD
Great collection! I bought my first LV when I was 25 and I've only used that bag a few times haha. Also, I love your clutch! I have an Eva clutch with the DE print and I love the little chain. But I don't want to spend that much money right now and the kislux always gets me the bag I want and it's just as good as the LV and one of my favorites. Durability
36:10 This made me laugh. X3
The grinch isn’t stealing your innocence, he’s stealing Hot Topic
4:21 If someone did this to me, I'll make an unboxing video of opening my present to reveal a new office set and to thank my friends for gifting me the set. Gratitude is my new weapon! 💕
Your skelator impression was spot (mighta spelled that wrong)
10:11 Jack has my respects for being the only human who can make a fucking SAD HISS
yay
36:09 WARRIOR CATS REFERENCE LETS GOOOOOOO
When the Yoga 12 turns into the bendover 101
4:21 in the future everything is chrome
Spongebob proves that!!!!!!!!!!!! (clusterduck exists)
Just like in the fix it with duct tape section, I have legit seen a guy recording at a concert, with a DSi. It was the Dethklok/ Baby Metal concert in Houston TX. I still have a video of it lol. One of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life.
1:47:22 i remember the same warning in my parents' car
I recently went to Turkey to buy an empreinte multi pochette. They showed me a pack of kislux and it looked exactly like this. The texture was no different, the color and appearance was the same, I think I will enjoy buying here in the future.
you guys are my comfort youtubers :)
8:22 bo6 calling cards be like
21:04 calling haaland green shirt is so funny for some reason
27:08 the fact just get around this so easily is hilarious you just need a wireless controller
They could've put a pair of Great Tits (*Parus major*, to be exact) on there to complete the joke, or, if they wanted a more local bird, perhaps a Titmouse (*Baeolophus bicolor*, for those who wish to safely google), but no, they went with that accursed chickadee.
..... common names are fun
31:14 bro im dutch my self and I couldn't even read it 💀
skill issue, just have dyslexia, het helpt.
1:45:03 my mom walked in as soon as he started talking, AAHHHH
6:49 Hey, at least he was polite and asked.
13:33, Get your fresh replay button HERE!!!!
The toasters being titled the last bath is awesome but totally a Spencer's item
For a long time, as Chanel prices have risen, I no longer thought I could afford it. I think I would be happy to have a kislux as a travel bag that I don't have to take care of. By the way, I'm sure no one would have a hard time telling the difference. Thanks for the comparison.
34:46 hah, short people😂
I was always sad when I'd see those slow children signs, but then i saw a sign that read "slow men at work", and figured, " well at least they're getting work".
1:03:06 that’s apparently a blunt nose burrowing frog, I was curious and looked it up 😅
31:14 Neither the typed part and the "did you mean" part are correct Dutch but at least the "did you mean" part are all actually Dutch words
21:00 no way this guy just called haaland greenshirt lmao im crying
36:08 I was playing clangen while watching this I did not expect this
yipee new video
34:32 They are building "The Line" (a giant wall city). Resemblance of a Borg cube.
I got a tiny wooden f*ck in a water bottle I bought at a convention. I really wish I knew where to find those because they are awesome.
14:38 in and out is pretty much strictly in cali so she got him a burger and unassembled it (hopefully put it on ice) and delivered it to him so it wont be nasry and soggy. Which is why they have a satchet of burger sauce instead. So she probably ordered it sauce and cheese on the side. Hopefully he was smart and reheated it in a pan or grill, it probably would taste horrible microwaved if not lol
I want compensation. That designer of the 28-day workout challenge used my likeness for the 35-44 example.
Wasn’t expecting that reference 36:12
5:32
The exact noises i make when I stub my toe:
34:47 it’s because the scary monsters can’t get through the blanket, obviously
You never fail to surprise us!
6:40 i can't get papyrus out of my head
3:55 no no. he was the one RECEIVING the fart
1:31:45 You say "Rum and Coke", they hear it as "ramen, coke", lol.
Okay editor Kenny, early Archer is top notch but Archer Vice was fantastic
At Long Beach, there were a few guys in the boy’s bathroom in the flooding and were taking a shit, and the bathroom got ripped off and was floating in the sea, and the floor had brown stains on it and shit was on a search and rescue person’s face.
29:51 🖐️ Bro they did it to me like 5 different times when I was a kid. No wonder I don’t watch movies and tv shows.
36:10 WARIOR CATS MENTIONED
34:36 Subnautica Precursor/Architect ahh building
yes
12:42 AHHHHH WOLVERINE jack how the flip did you know my current hyper fixation 😠
1:27:50 Peak. This might be on the same level as Mario, the idea vs Mario, the man.
WARRIOR CATS REFRENCE NO FREAKING WAY 3:02