Um... you sure it was his head the gun was aimed at? Or was it the fbi with a 9mm aimed at her head for violating rule 34. (If you actually work at the fbi. Please do something to stop her.)
@@igkslife how much will it take to lock my basement that definitely does not carry a genocide of assassinations, it's food for another year, *human meat*
actually people just sliced it themselves i think the twenties or so they invented the machine that preslices bread to make the regular loaves you see in the supermarket
7:56 Germany: At 14: You can drink Beer and Wine when your parents allow it At 16: You can drink Beer and Wine if you want to At 18: You can drink everything legal
For those of you who have never experienced a kidney stone: The "pissing out your pee hole" isn't the worst part. In fact, it's hardly noticeable in some cases. No, the part that hurts the most is when the stone travels from the kidney to the bladder. During this phase, a stone which may be up to around 7-mm thick (anything larger than that and surgery tends to be involved) passes through tube of smooth muscle usually three to four millimeters in diameter. If you ever hear about people being in borderline debilitating pain from these stones, it's generally during this phase. When I was younger, I had them constantly. The pain is very brutal, lasting for hours and hours and hours, never going away no matter what position you attempt to assume. If you pace, as people often do, that just makes it worse as you grow nauseous from all the water you're likely pounding to try and force the stone through quicker. After it's all said and done, and the stone plops into your bladder, you'll probably feel a sweet release and not even notice the projectile drooping from your tally-whacker when you piss.
7:46 Jack: "You gotta move to Australia mate. You can drink when you are 18. It's great. You know maybe if your parents are lenient enough maybe when you are 16. We have a real problem with alcohol use." Me: *coughs in german, where you are allowed to drink legally alcohol at the age of 14.* And it is a possibility to start drinking at the age of 11 or 12.. Yeah. We got a tiny problem with alcohol use too...
@@mongmanmarkyt2897 Understandable but they would not have to be closer to the buttocks because they are already the closest dimples to the buttocks and they don't exactly protect them from much but I get why they would be called the dimples of Venus
5:04 Actually, while being dead, all your muscles relax and while your body is slowly rotting it is normal for your intestants to throw out the residual poop you may have left inside before death...
I love the cursed comments videos that Jack does because as far as I can tell, a good chunk of posts get him to laugh and it's either a slow spiral or almost immediate. And the laughter really gets me for some reason.
People use Uber and Lyft? There’s a reason we don’t have that here. We have comrade taxi drivers people can trust and a beautiful metro so there’s no need for them to exist
I love how when the Jacksepticeye post appears not only did the editor put in a slip of him saying like a boss but also Jack (the narrator) does an Irish accent
7:45 well thats why you got to move to Germany, you can drink beer when you're 16. Its great. You know if your parents are lenient enough maybe when you're 14. No joke its true.
4:01 Some guy is just being stabbed by Doug with their own blade and he just points out how comfortable it is to weild, then he just looks at you and says, "This guy's blade, it will keal". Only true fans would know that Doug says keal instead of kill
"That's why you have to move to Australia mate. You can drink when you're 18:" As a German, this is funny. :P Seriously, though, we are allowed to drink "soft alcohol" (beer and wine) at age 16 and "hard alcohol" (whiskey, schnapps, liquor and so on) at age 18. And no, our youth doesn't do any more bullshit than the youth in other countries.
@@japanpanda2179 If I understand your comment correctly, you are glad to live in the US, because the drinking age is 21? Why? As I said, German teenagers aren't any more or less annoying than others just because they are allowed to drink at age 16/18 in my experience. I don't get where you're coming from, yet. Please elaborate.
@@ThorsShadow I'm just against drinking in general, so I think it should be gradually phased out of society entirely. Increasing the drinking age is one step in this.
2:50 In some languages they actually have different words for "twin" and "identical twin". Like russian: Twins - двойняшки, and близнецы - identical twins. It's laymen's terms, not medical tho... But in English everything has to be a same word, for whatever reason.
I once responded to a colleague telling me she was pregnant by saying “oh ok” It was like 7 am and I was on the floor cleaning a fridge, I couldn’t hear her and I was too socially awkward to ask her to repeat herself 😂
YoU thiNk cAnAda hAs A proBlEm wiTh alCohoL uSe? In Germany you can literally buy alcohol when you're 16. But everyone takes at least a sip at age 7-10 Edit: ok everyone takes a sip from age 5 👁️👄👁️ I asked some friends
3:53 My dziadou (grandfather) went into a coma before he passed and as he was being wheeled into the hospital his last words were I shit you not “Scratch my balls”
Me: *sees Belle Delphine in r/ cursed comments*
Also me: well that makes sense.
So fucking true😂
Click the read more on the Belle comment
She looks like she licks her finger before she turns a page on the kindle app
@@Bleepbleepblorbus good one
Sarah Otukoya >:) no more 420
“Dont try this at home”
Me: ok I’ll do it outside
S M O R T
He assumed that cause of corona you wouldnt go outside
what if i did it at a friends house 😳
I'll do it in public.
lol
I once read a belle delphine comment. It read, “It’s hard typing this with one hand... when the other one is holding a .357 to my head.”
Um... you sure it was his head the gun was aimed at? Or was it the fbi with a 9mm aimed at her head for violating rule 34. (If you actually work at the fbi. Please do something to stop her.)
@@ninja6245-real too late everyone at the office has killed themselves
Every agent either committed suicide or left to a place with no internet before collecting enough evidence
@@f.b.i.7492: oh no what do we do?!
@@Thatwas..something just end it all she has won
Cursed comments: * exist *
Emkay: “Oh no”
Me: “Oh yes”
"Oh yes do that but in reverse"
Video: up for 14 minutes
Your comment: 26 minutes ago. Yeah makes sense
@Bence Molnár I’m pretty sure the video is 32 minutes old
@@furiousgarfer4991 idk, for me it says 14 minutes
@Bence Molnár who knows, TH-cam is weird sometimes
How can we censor the word r***?
Jack: “BAD SURPRISE”
I’m dead
I mean, it's not wrong...
*UNEXPECTED MATING.*
fun surprise
Should've said rape seed.
Totally scientifically correct. 👆
Unconseted baby making
"Sex robots will eventually be capable of murder" Literally something that happened in Detroit: Become Human.
Scientists have made genetically engineered car girls but only bill gates can afford them
Car girls?
OwO, s-sowwy foww running you o-over Senpai. Pwease fowwgive mee.
Dynamight with a laser beam kachow
oh no
Who is your fav android?
8:17 " if I had a son and he came out as trans, I wouldn't have a son anymore"
Well technically yes
Klack Koaster same but why discord
That’s actually true
True true
Exactly. They are supporting us without realizing it
Nice. Lol
"This picture has more money than my country"
"And more plastic than the ocean"
Flex tape cant fix that
(They don’t listen before you ask)
... yes, it can... You just have to use a lot of it.
Until they stop screaming.
@Donovan Bergeron STUDENT ... Not when I'm done.
@@igkslife how much will it take to lock my basement that definitely does not carry a genocide of assassinations, it's food for another year, *human meat*
@@igkslife uhhh Uhhh yea daddy uhh
I’m not Irish and I can’t do an Irish accent.
But that impression of Jacksepticeye was somewhat on point
No itwasn’t
@@beelzebubcrumpethorn
_Okay, I'm sorry-_
Beelzebub Crumpethorn yes it was
Yeah, it was VERY on point. I watch a lot of Jacksepticeye, and that's definitely a good impression of him.
yea,it was a very good impression of Jacksepticeye
Belle Delphine is cursed already, the comments are nothing.
Yep true
This is true
@Jared Sabatelli oooh burn
You mean a simp magnet.
She's cursed. But you gotta admit the girl is a marketing supervillain.
“And yeet off this mortal plain.”
So... he’s moving to the valley? Or maybe the mountains? Ooh, I hope it’s not the desert.
I guess It's a caves
Or a grave.
or deep in hell
Moving to Stardew Valley.
He is going to *T H E*
1:40 “Well that solves our dinner problem”
Or " we can use the abortion as pizza sauce"
@@loganoborn7875 “your lose is our sauce!”
Phil Swift: "I sawed this *BOAT* in half!"
Everyone else on the Titanic:
True fact: the iceberg was really Phil Swift
LMFAO
ya, like he sawed Jesus in half
ImBetterThanPotatoes nah, Phil was the ocean and the iceberg was secretly a chainsaw.
I just sawed a ship inhalf
No one:
Jack when he sees an adjective: *v e r b*
Lmao I noticed that to
Failed english class i guess, just like me :')
.... You called?
420 likes well no more because im going to like
@@Rottaboi23 o no
2:13 can we just take a second to notice this thing has more then one wholesome award on it
*I-*
god n o
uh
Oh God, I didn’t even notice. Now it’s even more cursed.
I don't understand, I'm not used to Reddit, can someone explain?
Why is no one talking abut how he said delicious was a verb
It is a verb in the right context
A D J E C T I V E
Bloody Bee is it?
@@toby4784 Y E S
Btw I'm 16 and have won four writing contests. I know my vocab
Bloody Bee lmao no you don’t say I delicioused a nice steak last night or I delicious to school every day
Nobody:
Jack: _✨F A N A R T T I M E✨_
consistent chocolate Á̴̢̡̨̡̨̧̢̢̨̨̡̧̨̨̢̧̡̨̛̬̠̟̩̻̫̹̭͕̰͇̝̺̭̩̤͍̹͍̮̮͓͚̫̹̹͕̳̫̘̮̘̮͚͙̥͉̣͖̫̻̥̝͎̺̤̳̺̦̣̣̺͎͔̩̥̦̳̘̞͙̯̖̘̳͕̰͍͖̦̰̣̦̠͓̺͈̫̮̼͉̩̰̲̞̬̙̘͉̟̰͔̘͍͔̳̜̲͇̭͙͕͇̙̥̜̫̜̜͎̞̼̤̞̖̺̬̪̙͉̣̪̮͇͖̞͕͖̭̮̰̫̝͓̤̟̲̬̱̩̥̬͙͚̝̝̜̪͉̗̼̟̠͔̯̳͙͚̝͇͈̯̘̠͈̭̝̣̘̻̞̳̺̗͉͓̝͕͈̮͖̞̗͙̹͔͖̻͍̣͔̗̯̒̑̊͆̓̏̿̏̆̊͐̏̈̆̔̈́̌̊̒̌̃̈̑̂̎̿̃͆͋̍͐̋̈́̓̈́͌̓͋͛̏̈́̐̆̅͊̐͌̀̇͒͆̿̌͛̇̏͆͛͗̈̌͋͋̃̓̈́͒͋̉̔͒̈̔̃̓̚̚̕͘̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅͅA̵̢̡̨̨̡̨̧̢̧̢̛̛̖̙̟̘̮̺̤̤͕̩̫̮̜̬͕͉̘͙̞̼͙̯͓̟̩̭̟̱̫͖̦̜͕̫̲̭͓̖̜̟̞̬͕̝̪͈̦̱̹̲͖̤͎̩̣͎̫͕̞̮̟̱̼̖̼̰̺͓̙̗̼̟̻̫̜̺̠͇̪̞͍̩̩͖̙̱̣̟̟̺̟̤̭̤͈̳̭̥͙̗͎͈̯̗͕̫̯̰͚̲̤̹̙̭̙̻̤͓͙͉̫̯̪͇͙̤̓̍̈́̒̂́̂̀̉̄̍͂́̆̇̐͑̀̒̃̍̃̌̆̎̌̉͐̎̒̃̌̅̊̈́̇̈́̈̊͌͂̈̃̂̈̌̔̋͊̄̈́͗̅͛̿̄̎͌͒̀̏̏̇̓̀̆̓̉̏͆̐͌̑̀̈́̈́͒̎͑̃͛̈́̽̓͌͗͆̽̈́͐̔̓̐͊́̾̎̇̇̀͒̐̍̃̈́͐̓̿̈́̈̅̓͆̓͗̉͋͂͊̂̇̊̈́͗̀̋̿̒̓̈́͐̃̊̌̓̃́͆͌́̃̌̂̅̽̔̓̂̄̏̅̋̊̌̔̍̑̐͋̓̈̽̿͌̿̎̊͊̇͒̐̈́͐̉̐̇̿̊̀́̒͗͛̔̐̃͗̓̊̍̆͛̏̈͋͑̉̚̚͘͘̕̚̚̚̚͘͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͝Ą̶̡̨̡̨̧̡̡̡̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̯̮̳̪̞͙͈̱͓͕̥̹̥͕͈̰̹̙̝̱͕̘̻̳͍̖̺̝̱̹̤̣̪͈̫͖̪̘̹̗͇͖̞͕̤̟̘͙̳̘͕̰̠̥͕̝̘͈̞͍̣̙̹̥̮̞̯̗̳͓̲̻̳̞̲̳̯̻̦͎͈͙͚̜͙͇̣͍͕̝͔̗̘̙̦͎̜͚̪̰͓̜͕͇̼̭̓̾̓̓͆̒́͌̌͊͒̄̇̓̈́͒͆̓̎̍̑̒́̈́͑̿̀͂̈́͋̐̍̆̇̅̅̏͗̉̀̀͊̌̋̔̎̾̆̎͒̓͆̀̓͆́̃̅̂̐͊́̿͒̒̿̒̽̒̈́̐̅͒́͂̒͊͂͋̽́̾͆̓̏̅̐̍͊̃́͛͊͛͒̇̂̅̆̄̿̈́̐̔̔̒̾̂̽͐͗͑̎̍̇̏̋̄̊̍̀͛͆̇̈͒̒̋͌̾̊͗͑͒̀͒̍̓̿̈́͗͂́̈́̑́̏̎̀͊̄̈́̾̃̆͌̓̓̋̌̍͑̈́͒̈́̎͋̂̈́̓̅̊̾́̔̌̑͛͐͊̂͋̆̈́̑̅̒̏͆̈́̔́̀͆͑͗̆͌̔̋̄͗̒̓̔͗̂̈́̓̆͛͐́̉͌̂̓͂̐̐̐͂̆̈̀͛͊̾̅̚̕̕̕̕̚͘̕̕͘͘̚̚͘̕̕͘͘̕͘̕̚̕̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅ
That part made me so uncomfortable when he said “come on kids let me gargle on your chicken nuggets”.
DONT TOUCH MY MCNUGGIES!
I hate your pfp so much
G a r g l e on the nuggies
@@crabercave2630
Same ahhh
*another daily reminder that the phrase “best thing since sliced bread” suggests that there was a time when you had to eat the entire loaf in one go*
I know this is a joke, but what you'd actually do is rip it apart piece by piece, like a baby gazelle.
actually people just sliced it themselves i think the twenties or so they invented the machine that preslices bread to make the regular loaves you see in the supermarket
Meddows 75 *wait*
@@Albert_Bruhno what, do you eat them with cutlery?
@@meddows753 You don't eat them with cutlery? You uncultured swine
ball pit: mentioned
me ( a fnaf fan) : *TIME TRAVELING BALLPITS*
Hah.
Game theory
gust a theory
y u do dis
Sticky balls
- into the pit, scott cawthon
Time travelling nutz
7:56
Germany:
At 14: You can drink Beer and Wine when your parents allow it
At 16: You can drink Beer and Wine if you want to
At 18: You can drink everything legal
“Please thumb me until Its turned blue”
Jack-
The moment when it doesn’t turn blue anymore bc of the update
I mean...if your into that,suure...
*oh yeah.*
No thank you
Hey Emkay, i have some fan art: --> 👌
Love it
I saw something else that I can’t unsee
This has 69 likes!
@@warrior2835 Welcome to the future where it has 72 likes. Enjoy your stay.
@@bluegenji4092 75
Dark humor is kind of like eating food.
Not everyone gets it.
Yeah, especially the African children.
Like clean water
@@zackzallie8735 that wasn’t funny
@@Sfaegbe it was to me
this is really cursed ngl
someone: "fIrSt"
me: *pulls up with M113 TOW* get in, we'll find who asked
(Military Radio static voice:) "keep searching boys!"
“Behold! The-I-don’t-care-inator”
That can only guide its TOW missile in its point of view, we’ll need something else
@@woopstrafel3061 Armed Drone from the US Airforce? idk im not american
@@alivent7902 let me guess, autocorrect?
For those of you who have never experienced a kidney stone: The "pissing out your pee hole" isn't the worst part. In fact, it's hardly noticeable in some cases. No, the part that hurts the most is when the stone travels from the kidney to the bladder. During this phase, a stone which may be up to around 7-mm thick (anything larger than that and surgery tends to be involved) passes through tube of smooth muscle usually three to four millimeters in diameter.
If you ever hear about people being in borderline debilitating pain from these stones, it's generally during this phase. When I was younger, I had them constantly. The pain is very brutal, lasting for hours and hours and hours, never going away no matter what position you attempt to assume. If you pace, as people often do, that just makes it worse as you grow nauseous from all the water you're likely pounding to try and force the stone through quicker.
After it's all said and done, and the stone plops into your bladder, you'll probably feel a sweet release and not even notice the projectile drooping from your tally-whacker when you piss.
well yeah im replacing my kidney tube things with Bigger Metal Tubes Now Thanks To Hearing This
Oh Jesus, I felt that pain.
Ahhhh...dayum....why the hell i reading this....ouch!
Hope you have no longer Problems with this.
Much love from Germany and stay healthy 🙋♂️
That description is so graphic and vivid that I feel nauseous just from reading it.
What the hell was your diet when you were younger that you got them all the time 💀
Emkay: Australia has a drinking problem
Ireland: HoLd Me BeEr weE lAdDy
*Laughs in drinking at 5*
First of all I'm not a wee laddy, and second. I'm coming with you!
I, lad. We headin to the pub to watch some football and get some lasses.
laughs in drinking with parents at 14
Germany: hold my beers.
7:46
Jack: "You gotta move to Australia mate. You can drink when you are 18. It's great. You know maybe if your parents are lenient enough maybe when you are 16. We have a real problem with alcohol use."
Me: *coughs in german, where you are allowed to drink legally alcohol at the age of 14.* And it is a possibility to start drinking at the age of 11 or 12..
Yeah. We got a tiny problem with alcohol use too...
Isn't it 16 not 14?
You Can buy alcohol at age 16 But with your parents or older siblings you Can Drink legally at age 14مكافحة شحاذين الايكات السريه
So true Most germans Start drinking at age12
Kippis from Finland.
مكافحة شحاذين الايكات السريه no Problem
I too become rock hard when looking at 500 year old women...
The druid in his terraria world: 👀
Are... are you the arms dealer
Oh, I see what you did there....
Spy...
So the true identity of the Spy is the arm dealer...
Or the Lost Girl...
two-out!
Her: "I'm pregnant"
Me: "is it yours?"
Cursed answer: "No."
Everyone: rey is trash!
Disney: she's a strong female character!
Y'all can't handle that?
ashoka fans: oh i don't think so
2 comments cringe
Bot
Cringe is not an adjective bruh
@@pkepix5405 cringe
Silence, bot
4:25, Im fairly sure Dora isn't a tsundere delinquent
XD Same
Ah yes a cultural joke
Dora ra ra ra ra ra
More like Josuke's Stand rush.
9:05
“It’s you, you came. I mean, I knew you would but you... came.”
“I have.... come.”
"please thumb me until it turns Blue" 11:56
Me: Don't mind if I do
Ohhh myyy!~
-holy shit-
heH-
Hey no more blue
Ahh~ and now I regret everything
I got a Downy ad.
"Thumb me til it turn blue"
Yeah that was the most cursed thing i ever heard from you lol
Unus annus
"Toradora" is a good anime. So I laughed so hard at "tore a Dora"
Same.
7:49 “we can drink beer when we’re 18”
In Germany you can drink beer when you’re 16 but 15 if our parents allow it
Germany in Ze Haussss
LASST UNS DIE KOMMENTARSEKTION STÜRMEN WOOOOO
I’ll see you in Germany
Ich möchte da wohnen
Äh Leute... STOPP
So fun fact those "holes" @ 2:56 are actually medically referred to as the dimples of Venus and not all women have them
Wow thanks
Shouldn't they be could the dimples of Uranus
@@nadirwoodson9321 no those would imply closer to the buttocks, also Venus was regarded as the goddess of protection of women
@@mongmanmarkyt2897 Understandable but they would not have to be closer to the buttocks because they are already the closest dimples to the buttocks and they don't exactly protect them from much but I get why they would be called the dimples of Venus
R/cursedcomments
Your Jack septic eye and Finneas impressions were spot on!
“And more plastic than the ocean”
Me:Flex tape can’t fix that.
@@nobody7817 why...... Is this technically the truth?
@@nobody7817 i think i would use more flex paste than tape
And flex tape won't fix your wallet since how much money you wasted for a small ass roll of tape.
Me: Ex Dee Dee Dee
I just told my friend you could spend your whole life without breathing and she said she would try.
She still hasn't come back
Jack not knowing who the Rock is makes the Medusa joke 10x funnier
5:04
Actually, while being dead, all your muscles relax and while your body is slowly rotting it is normal for your intestants to throw out the residual poop you may have left inside before death...
Oh, you were the one to tell him.. I see...
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Yes, indeed, it was me... While it is truly a heart-breaking deed, someone had to do it, sooner or later...
@@aeuhfde6540 *please no.*
The holy shit
When you're so early than there only are "when you're so early" comments
Hmm well ik that's not what you feel
i feel like that's when you're so early but with extra steps
RaZe Aльфа 2 was was the hb was t b inj is nis bis bis be bbtry b
true
@@stuart5344 I very much agree
I love the cursed comments videos that Jack does because as far as I can tell, a good chunk of posts get him to laugh and it's either a slow spiral or almost immediate. And the laughter really gets me for some reason.
I nearly peed myself at “bad surprise”
Like that’s so simple yet also accurate
“It’s hard to type with one hand”
Yes jim. It is.
That's what my victims do
r/cursedcomments
No it isnt im right now typing with one hand
Well its not too hard i just did it
I hope these replies understand what the sentence meant to that guy
3:56 this reminds me of a movie that said
“at times like this I remember my dads last words”
Wh-Which was?”
“DONT SON, THAT GUN IS LOADED!”
People use Uber and Lyft? There’s a reason we don’t have that here. We have comrade taxi drivers people can trust and a beautiful metro so there’s no need for them to exist
True leader
@@babytusk2674 But Squirrel and Hedgehog has bulletproof cars.
Who's "them"?
yeah RIGHT
1:39
i ain't happy, i'm feeling glad
i got sunshine in a bag
i'm pregnant, but not for long
the future is coming on
I love how when the Jacksepticeye post appears not only did the editor put in a slip of him saying like a boss but also Jack (the narrator) does an Irish accent
@That clone trooper in the back on the high ground do it then
"He is death row, I dont think he's going to get the chance to defecate." I...I...people void their bowels when they die...
Everyone watching him die: „holy shit!“
The digestive process typically takes about two days IIRC.
That shit if from a previous meal.
0:45 I heard 'Thanart' and we need that. Thanos EmKay.
6:28 imagine if it had some technical difficulties and everyone is just starring at you doing your business...
In australia we drink at 14.. most parents don’t care. Just dont get caught
Same in America but you can drink at 1.
@@abadgamersperspective3111 just don't die
Yep
Oh you got Drinks down there?
Cursed comment of the week:
Firey hugs a leaf and kills it
HmMmMmmMmmm...........
"When I Think Back On This Moment I'll Forget That Last Part."
Firey, 2020.
Q: Which hand is it better to write with?
A: Neither, it's best to write with a pen!
bfdi?
@@jdwmyt a pen is not a hand. You tried to be smart
7:45 well thats why you got to move to Germany, you can drink beer when you're 16. Its great. You know if your parents are lenient enough maybe when you're 14.
No joke its true.
AUF IN DIE SCHLACHT WOOOO
4:31
“Dora, you ain’t got no legs!”
Jeff: mom you said you were getting milk
Belle delphine:I was, just not from the grocery store ;)
I wasn’t ready for the “where I live you can smoke crack at 4”
4:48
Right: they adopted me :)
Left: ...since she broke his neck when she fell on him... at least she actually does work!
4:01 Some guy is just being stabbed by Doug with their own blade and he just points out how comfortable it is to weild, then he just looks at you and says, "This guy's blade, it will keal". Only true fans would know that Doug says keal instead of kill
did you just called me _fantastic bean_ ?
no one ever loved me that much
Day 27 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees and day 17 of recommending r/garfeildminusgarfield.
That’s not what they meant. They just mistyped “of”
4:23 if you watched the anime the joke is even better
1:45 "Well that's dinner sorted"
6:16 well mine got Nôtre-dame but it was less violent than both of them
Hey same
Mine had an earthquake that killed like 1/3 lf the people in the city where I live like 250 years ago
It needs to be said, you're impression of Sean was almost spot on
"That's why you have to move to Australia mate. You can drink when you're 18:"
As a German, this is funny. :P
Seriously, though, we are allowed to drink "soft alcohol" (beer and wine) at age 16 and "hard alcohol" (whiskey, schnapps, liquor and so on) at age 18. And no, our youth doesn't do any more bullshit than the youth in other countries.
Yeah this is one of the increasingly few reasons I'm glad to live in America
Japan Panda i thought you were from japan
@@limeisallowed2119 Nah I'm just kinda a weeb, this was an unfortunate choice of name
@@japanpanda2179 If I understand your comment correctly, you are glad to live in the US, because the drinking age is 21? Why? As I said, German teenagers aren't any more or less annoying than others just because they are allowed to drink at age 16/18 in my experience. I don't get where you're coming from, yet. Please elaborate.
@@ThorsShadow I'm just against drinking in general, so I think it should be gradually phased out of society entirely. Increasing the drinking age is one step in this.
8:46 That’s just what I call The Passion of the Christ, man.
"Blow my mind"
"Hmm"
*Pulls out .35 Caliber*
"delicious" is my favorite verb.
Me: *expects the cringe to be over*
Jack: Please thumb me until it's turned blue.
5:38 remember the planes were hijacked, so maybe hes talking about the pilots who were killed
4:42
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this man's face off!
4:47
If they’re aggressive to you: Left
If you’re wearing Gold Armor: Right
I like how emkay does a dying grandma impression when doing a girl impression
4:27
*TO PROVE HOW STRONG FLEX TAPE IS I SAWED THIS DORA IN HALF*
2:50
In some languages they actually have different words for "twin" and "identical twin". Like russian: Twins - двойняшки, and близнецы - identical twins. It's laymen's terms, not medical tho...
But in English everything has to be a same word, for whatever reason.
I once responded to a colleague telling me she was pregnant by saying “oh ok”
It was like 7 am and I was on the floor cleaning a fridge, I couldn’t hear her and I was too socially awkward to ask her to repeat herself 😂
10:12 ......Say nothing and enjoy the meme, say nothing and enjoy the meme, say noth- VR is Magic. DAMMIT!
“I don’t think he’ll have a chance to defecate it”
Me: actually if he’s on death row he’ll get to do that very soon
0:52 i thought he would say im jack you all know that and it is time for some crack
When you are so early that there is nothing to comment on..................
Or is there ?
Lol
Lol
oh no
That thumbnail said: “Its hard typing in one hand”
Me who can multitask: “Amateur”
what was that, punk?
AMATUER
10:11
“What game is he playing?”
“Probably Kindergarten simulator.”
11:35
Hey grandma, we are taking you to lunch today
YoU thiNk cAnAda hAs A proBlEm wiTh alCohoL uSe?
In Germany you can literally buy alcohol when you're 16.
But everyone takes at least a sip at age 7-10
Edit: ok everyone takes a sip from age 5 👁️👄👁️
I asked some friends
Yeah this is one of the increasingly few reasons I'm glad to live in America
That is extremely common everywhere Ive been. I know in SA it isnt uncommon at 5 6
3:53 My dziadou (grandfather) went into a coma before he passed and as he was being wheeled into the hospital his last words were I shit you not “Scratch my balls”
(7:55) In Germany, you can drink at the age of 14, if your parents allow it.
LASST UNS DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION EINNEHMEN!!
I go to Germany
I'm part German -
@@grassisoverrated Even better, you need just one parent 🤣😜
@@einsperson7137 I found someone part Jewish!
Can we all just appreciate jacks Irish accent for a minute?
1:40 another responce is "great! I was getting hungry"
**Belle delphine exist**
Cursed comments: I am about to end this girls career
Cuz she's a cursed object.
*and more plastic than the ocean*
OOOOOOOH
That got me ;w;
Lol *(:*
2:48 A verb? "Delicious" is an adjective. If you ate a vegetable, it would be considered cannibalism. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
“Bad surprise victims”
8:41, that was hilarious
How did "bad surprise victims" make me laugh more than anything else in here?
1:01
Mha fans, don’t y’all think the “Goddamnit” sounded like Katsuki?
yes it does.
Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are so blue! Sweet Home Alabama. Lord, I'm coming home to you