IN PREP WE HAD TO DO A SCOOTER BORD CORSE AND WE’D GET CUSTOM-MADE SCOOTER LICENSES AND IT WAS SO FUN, HOW HAS HE NOT EXPERIENCED THE JOY WHEN YOU GET TO P.E AND THEY SCOOTER BORDS R OUT ofc I’m to big now :’)
Anything we'd do to drown out racism! Anyways, feel free to help us drown horrible tags the next time you see one! You can start by downloading fancams and/or fan art if you wanna do it our way, or just post whatever unrelated stuff you want into that bad #. You can do whatever you want in that #, anything and everything works so long as it drowns out negativity!
You know, there's a religion that believes that God "plays" as a human to truly understand them. (Also, God will "play" as other animals too, equality man, equality.)
4:44 Well the planet Titan Thanos grew up on is LIGHTYEARS away, not to be confused with „our“ Saturn moon Titan. Those are completly different spaceobjects :)
I once got into an argument about this with my teacher. They were talking about the Voyager satellites, and somehow transitioned into Infinity War and the planet Titan, and I mentioned that the Voyager had discovered an atmosphere similar to Earth on Titan (can't remember if this was actually the thing I mentioned) and then we started arguing that "Titan is too far away for the voyagers to reach it"
3:35 Jack how do you not know about those scooters. Whenever we walked in to P.E in elementary school and saw those things we would get excited. We knew it was going to be a good day!
@@salmonsuc 5g doesnt spread Covid, it just triples cancer rates xd also covid doesnt really kill a large percent of people, it mainly just kills sick and old people,
"What if we use 100% of our brain" *Shows colour coordinated apps* Me who did that as soon as I got apps on my new phone: I am 100% of the brain hahaha!
hehe same the reddit youtubers i watch suddenly have some occasional kpop memes sprinkled in and i love it not just bts either i found one of Johnny from NCT too i think it was also in an EmKay video
Fellow stan here. If you think about it, they are in a way. They DID indirectly help crash the Dallas Police iWatch app, and tank the attendance for Trump's rally in Tulsa. And on stage...well, I'll just let that speak for itself.
Jack and Danny Gonzalez went on a mission together. After years and years, they found it. Danny took a jar back home and before every stream/video, he takes a shot of it and pours a little bit on his face. He is now 16 years old. Jack also brought a jar back. Before every video, he takes a shot. He is now 18.
Okay so i looked it up... And thanos' race are a more evolved race of humans and he is the only one whos purple tho his brothers power is pheromones and literally roffies others by looking at them
Also, Titan isn’t anywhere NEAR Earth, because... well, the Titan humans know is a real world Kamino, so the dry planet is impossible, so it must be another Titan COMPLETELY, in an other solar system, so since Earth is literally a primitive civilization, the titans wouldn’t even give a single FUCK about a primitive civilization
Me: **Hears Jack's voice at the beginning of the video** Also me: **Rushing to get headphones just in case he tries to pull some weird stuff during the intro again** Edit: Sorry I know this annoys some people but HOW DID I GET 1k LIKES!!!! THATS CRAZY!!! Thank you to everyone who liked and replied!!! This is more likes than my best video has views!!
3:17 I was born in ‘05, and those things on the top left were still in use by the younger classes when I left in ‘16. The top right had phased out by the time I was in school, replaced with classroom projectors, but both things on the bottom I had from ‘08-‘10. So most of these were not just 90s kids things
My god this narrator radiates so much good energy, my will to live before watching this video was around -10 and im feeling so much better afterwards, thank you so much
the reason why the dog looks so weird in 1:45 is because of the rolling shutter effect, which can also make it look like a coin is twisted and someone is winking when they are actually blinking.
1:55 welp I knew Trevor Henderson creations would come to life one day or another. 7:25 Smiles nervously whilst locking every thing up in house whilst also boarding up house and never goes outside again:,)
You know but initially while writing the story , the titan was supposed to be the one in our sol system ...but that was really unrealistic that's why it was changed...
As an army, don’t worry that’s only some fans. Most of us don’t go attacking people. If a toxic army did attack him for it, I’m on your side. He did nothing wrong.
@@camdi8777 for a second I thought you were trying to hate on army's but now I get what you are trying to say. They really don't deserve being called army's
ok straight up that's how I highlighted in my medical terminology course, but it was instead because it was all important because you don't want to confuse an "MRI" for "Radiation Therapy" in definition.XD
There's something that really pisses me off about that color code image with the apps for some oddball reason- I think it's because I put my apps in alphabetical order.
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Everyone else: "Suicide"
Jack: "Self-death"
copyright :P
@@jpwhjg TH-cam demonitization
I’d rather kill myself
TRU AS HELL
I love it
I finished my school year, so I'm procrastinating my life.
E
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Haha I broke the loop
E
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HE NEVER SMASHED HIS FINGERS ON THE GYM SCOOTERS?!
I’VE SEEN A LOT OF THINGS IN MY LIFE, AND THIS MIGHT BE THE SADDEST
If he never used one of those gym scooters, he missed a lot
can we get a WAAAA in the chat for Jack?
IN PREP WE HAD TO DO A SCOOTER BORD CORSE AND WE’D GET CUSTOM-MADE SCOOTER LICENSES AND IT WAS SO FUN, HOW HAS HE NOT EXPERIENCED THE JOY WHEN YOU GET TO P.E AND THEY SCOOTER BORDS R OUT
ofc I’m to big now :’)
I remember doing that once, third grade, I got to sit out for the rest of it
I am currently almost in middle school and no he did not miss much I was not able to use them much
0:38
You know after the K-pop stans hijacked the Whitelivesmatter hashtag on twitter to spam their fan cams I don't really hate them anymore
😄
🤠
👉🤠👉
Anything we'd do to drown out racism! Anyways, feel free to help us drown horrible tags the next time you see one! You can start by downloading fancams and/or fan art if you wanna do it our way, or just post whatever unrelated stuff you want into that bad #. You can do whatever you want in that #, anything and everything works so long as it drowns out negativity!
that makes us really happy y'know 😔😔💜💞
Day 2 of petitioning jack to say: My name is jack and i am still in the box
Ooooh good one
And Damien to say "Hi my namien is Damien"
Georgena Weaver aw man
@Georgena Weaver oh, that's kinda sad :(
*s i g n e d*
Emkay: Shows a BTS meme...
BTS Fans: *Its free real estate...*
"Is the mcu gonna explain why a technological advanced alien planet never visited earth." 4:45
Read the comics, Jack.
4:45 THE BOOK MATTER
Th3birdman
Conquest General services nice one
Basically, not the moon titan
I tend to abide by the theory that we’re just “that planet” that no one visits
They did, we're too dumb to do anything interesting
The “Face of God” looks more like Chris Pratt
Insert pickichu meme
Aw I love the idea of Chris Pratt being God.
You know, there's a religion that believes that God "plays" as a human to truly understand them. (Also, God will "play" as other animals too, equality man, equality.)
What are you talking about? He is god.
Why isn’t it bob ross
Emkay narrator: makes fun of BTS and ARMY
Also Emkay narrator: laughs at a BTS Jin meme at 2:24
Doesn’t even know his name, smh.
How was he gonna know that was bts
Only ARMYs can tell that it's worldwide handsome himself in that meme.
@@Oxideacid 🤡
@@erenakay8873 I know right army are so annoying
4:44 Well the planet Titan Thanos grew up on is LIGHTYEARS away, not to be confused with „our“ Saturn moon Titan. Those are completly different spaceobjects :)
Space objects only reason I liked the comment
Corni S. search it up it is Saturn’s moon
I once got into an argument about this with my teacher. They were talking about the Voyager satellites, and somehow transitioned into Infinity War and the planet Titan, and I mentioned that the Voyager had discovered an atmosphere similar to Earth on Titan (can't remember if this was actually the thing I mentioned) and then we started arguing that "Titan is too far away for the voyagers to reach it"
Backcapt studios In the comics Thanos is from Jupiters moon Titan however in the movies he is from a planet in another solar system also named Titan.
@@villeselander5111 Titan is Saturn's moon not Jupiter
Imagine how wet that book is with highlights
Imagine how dry the highlighter is
Please don’t remind me
"Oh~ highlighter kun! spray your ink all over my paper~"
@@infernotheweebmemer748 r/cursedcomments
@@infernotheweebmemer748 okay. Leave.
Jack: laughs at a meme saying bts are terrorists
Also Jack: laughs at a bts meme 2 minutes later
0:50
God:yo the face reveal was ment to be at 10 billion people
There are seven billion people on earth
10 billion covid affected people?
3:35
Jack how do you not know about those scooters. Whenever we walked in to P.E in elementary school and saw those things we would get excited. We knew it was going to be a good day!
It was always bullshit when the other class got to use those boards and you had to play basketball.
Just let me S L I D E!
Zombie Man SAME
We had a thing called “fun Friday” in P.E, so if we came in on Friday, we would play instead of do actual P.E
Unimaginative ._. Guess I always misheard his name
My fingers. Please no no No NO NO
I love how maximum comments are about the 2 bts memes
Also wwh is looking good
Sorry man, the MCU's titan is not the same as Saturns moon in our solar system. Beats me why they wanted it so simular. 😉
At least it was in the comics
I dunno really , but i do know that Titan society colapsed before humans where around , Thanos is a Titan , therefor old as f
also, weren't they isolationist or something?
@@robertlewis6915 Yes! All that will be explained further in the eternals movie
Also why the hell would you want to visit the Earth anyway?
Schools: gadgets r bad for u
Also schools: lets us sit infront of a pc for a couple hours straight
why do you have YT in your name
you are on TH-cam...
5g sPrEaDs cOrOnAvIrUs
@@salmonsuc 5g doesnt spread Covid, it just triples cancer rates xd
also covid doesnt really kill a large percent of people, it mainly just kills sick and old people,
*makes us
@@Hanzoooo look at the way the comment is written.
Him: *Jokes about ARMY and BTS*
Army: *yes*
ew
Next few seconds you see Jin
Me: Hol' up
@@sirsnausages2164 yes ew kpop stans are like not human beings, THEY LIKE KPOP! ewww 💀
@@dubu-itis1795 ok
@@dubu-itis1795 well just your twitter friends
"What if we use 100% of our brain"
*Shows colour coordinated apps*
Me who did that as soon as I got apps on my new phone: I am 100% of the brain hahaha!
Anyone who says they are 100% of the brain is dumb, its USING 100% of the brain
The background was hey you you’re finally awake
My brother does the same lol
My friend does this and I love her for it so much.
I group mine by functionality like a tiny brain
Jack: *makes fun of ARMY*
Also jack: *shows BTS meme*
Noice
i was about to say the same lolol
Yeah lol
BTS and ARMY are two different groups of creatures
Umm.. then he( or you, it’s unclear) should get some water and put it in the freezer.
In blocks, of course. Preferably with juice.
It was a joke :)
go ask for more ketchup packets at McDonalds you hellish things
5:06
This is me literally *every time* I try to message my friends...
*every time* ...
;-;
Emkay: mentions Taiwan
me:
*Happi taiwanese noises*
Communist China: *What did you say*
Micah Bell *sad Chinese noises :c*
Hello fellow Asian person I guess
quak quacc hello fellow Taiwanese person!
Byron Yao me too :D
Don't worry Jack, you're not targeted
At least, not by me
@Winnie the pool lol ya, he has to be careful, he might get killed
I mean idc about antis and their insults bc it means literally nothing. But I don't know if I could say the same about everyone else lmao 👀👀👀
He didn’t say anything bad so he’s safe from me too
@@Pluiss Yea and he was just joking so why come at his throat like that lol
Hayley's Gacha Studio I agree to the post tho! BTS is dangerous-
Advert: lets hear it for the quitters
Me:?
Advert: every day 20,000 people quit smoking
Me: understandable have a nice day
3:12 Jack:"Ah yes, mmmmmmm turning self death into a joke about food."
Me:That looks like assassins creed ngl
Bruh same I thought it was Assassin's Creed Unity
It is lmao
That's Tommen from AC:GoT
@@taylorregnier3137 thanks
That first meme is what I always feel like when they tell us to highlight things
I’ve sworn a oath of solitude until pestilence is purged from the lands
Me who is a bts stan and also a emkay and ezpz fan: *proud mothertrucker smile cause finally some bts sprinkled in some emkay video*
He was like "don't show the stans" as if we wouldn't find it funny they're labeled as a terrorist organization 💀💀
Emkay will indeed be targeted... by fans of both parties who know how to laugh about themselves and who WILL leave wholesome comments as usual. 💜
@@yoonghoul2317 I honestly just started wheezing negl 😭😭
hehe same the reddit youtubers i watch suddenly have some occasional kpop memes sprinkled in and i love it
not just bts either i found one of Johnny from NCT too i think it was also in an EmKay video
Fellow stan here. If you think about it, they are in a way. They DID indirectly help crash the Dallas Police iWatch app, and tank the attendance for Trump's rally in Tulsa.
And on stage...well, I'll just let that speak for itself.
"It reminds me of this show where someone turns into a pickle"
Me yelling: FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIICK!
“This reminds me of a show where someone turns themselves into a pickle”
Me: PICKLE RICK
I turned myself into a pickle Morty!
funniest shit i've ever seen
@@holyelephantmg8838 MORTY I HAVE TURNED MY SELF INTO A PICKLE IM PICKLE RICKKKKK
why does he sound so much younger-
uh-
has he-
*found the fountain of youth?*
I will let u figure this out
kiibo?
Trubb TRUBBISH!
He's the snack that smiles back
Jack and Danny Gonzalez went on a mission together. After years and years, they found it. Danny took a jar back home and before every stream/video, he takes a shot of it and pours a little bit on his face. He is now 16 years old. Jack also brought a jar back. Before every video, he takes a shot. He is now 18.
As an “English Cowboy” I can confirm, Australia is full of “English” Cowboys (in every movie ever)
But shouldn't we be called crocboys, not cowboys?
Am i a joke to you
10:40 i love this line. Perfection.
One of my friends actually does have her apps in colour-coordinated order and it was so weird!
I have mine in it too lol
I have the nswer to why they never visited earth: They saw Floridaman, Karens, racism and homophobes
They had oil, and you know what happens when you have oil...
here is the actual answer, what happend to the native amerikans and what did Stephen hawking say + thanos did in Avengers
Okay so i looked it up... And thanos' race are a more evolved race of humans and he is the only one whos purple tho his brothers power is pheromones and literally roffies others by looking at them
Me: (Looks at the likes on this comment) *Nice*
Also me: im just gonna *ruin* it
Indeed
11:58 I walked in on my brother doing that one time, I lost my shit laughing at it.
Now hol' up a damn second-
*Why did you walk in on your brother showering.*
About the Titian thing: 1: it's a moon.
2: according to the comics, they really, really didn't care about Earth.
Also, Titan isn’t anywhere NEAR Earth, because... well, the Titan humans know is a real world Kamino, so the dry planet is impossible, so it must be another Titan COMPLETELY, in an other solar system, so since Earth is literally a primitive civilization, the titans wouldn’t even give a single FUCK about a primitive civilization
Me: **Hears Jack's voice at the beginning of the video**
Also me: **Rushing to get headphones just in case he tries to pull some weird stuff during the intro again**
Edit: Sorry I know this annoys some people but HOW DID I GET 1k LIKES!!!! THATS CRAZY!!! Thank you to everyone who liked and replied!!! This is more likes than my best video has views!!
ik i did too, ptsd lol
Kayway the kay way hi lmao
What?
Lmao
@11bubby *you must be new here*
3:17 I was born in ‘05, and those things on the top left were still in use by the younger classes when I left in ‘16. The top right had phased out by the time I was in school, replaced with classroom projectors, but both things on the bottom I had from ‘08-‘10. So most of these were not just 90s kids things
My god this narrator radiates so much good energy, my will to live before watching this video was around -10 and im feeling so much better afterwards, thank you so much
Title: r/Me_irl
Intro: r/Me_irl
Me not seeing r/facepalm : visible confusion
r/Me_irl
Hyper Tempest: *Confused Screaming*
@@mundodelatorre1058 visible screaming for some reason
@Hyper Tempest
.-.
"Get a splash of blue in your day!"
Me @ 1 in the morning: "Day, you say?"
me getting out of the shower when the water is still hot: I have won, but at what cost?
Imagine playing Online games and left and right is swapped, the countless arguments lmao
the reason why the dog looks so weird in 1:45 is because of the rolling shutter effect, which can also make it look like a coin is twisted and someone is winking when they are actually blinking.
2:05 when everyone’s talking about his signature but no one notices the guy named jesus
what about it?
5:00 here's the answer to your question Titan was a completely different planet millions of light-years away it's not the moon of Jupiter
Thanks
yea, i was wtf you mean its close to earth? it took them like 2 days to get there in like a advanced ass spaceship, its not THAT close.
My friend wants to get people to Titan...gonna be a difficult task.... ey?
Conspiracy theory: all the readers on this channel are all the same person doing different voices
👁👄👁
Which one is the real person then?
@@holyelephantmg8838 i bet 10k it’s you, or someone else
@Cake that’s a pretty good guess
8:40
"this character that turn him self into a pickle"
*PICKLE RICK*
Funniest shit i have ever seen
Day 4 of us petitioning Jack to say "I'm Jack and i am back on the box"
I love how he could do captain Rex’s voice so perfectly
Engineer gaming
1:44 that dog looks like a trever henderson creation...
jack, hide while you can. the armchairs are coming
btw that's a bts member at 2:24
What the video I want to heat the scream
That's our Worldwide Handsome Seokjin 💜
Bangladesh Toilet Service
Jack: dis ARMY and BTS
Me: laughing with offended tears running down my face.
2:05 are we gonna talk about how that dude's name is Jesus?
Yes, Jesus is a name.. and it's not pronounced as gods son
So? A lot of people are named Jesus. My used to be best friends name was Jesus.
i'm also guessing that his last name is 'lopez'
both are pretty typical spanisch names
so uh
idk
Probably "hay-zooz"
it's a pretty common name tho
0:48 i won't do anything to you cause i like your voice
Ok kpop pfp.
You copied my comment 12 minutes before my comment
Did you notice jin at 2:30 lol
@@taesippingtea6128 wherever i go bts follows me, they own my life basically djjakdis
Yoongistan
I know right, HELP.
3:43 that is literally how I organize my home screen
1:55 welp I knew Trevor Henderson creations would come to life one day or another.
7:25
Smiles nervously whilst locking every thing up in house whilst also boarding up house and never goes outside again:,)
"You could see most of my ribs"
Me, an 11 year old: i understand you.
TH-cam TOS says you have to be 13+, unless that's a parents account I'm sorry bud.
@@TK--jm8pu No one cares anymore I'm 13 it doesn't even matter
You just have given the entire internet your age.
Nice.
@@NT-zh8hk E
Me a 12 year old that almost had abs: :|
The fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating
it’s the way they made fun of BTS fans but then a minute later showed a BTS meme ahaha
oh my goddd, your pfp is so cute🥺
Aww tae and tannie is looking cute
👁️👄👁️
Yes I love the Jin meme
Jin
5:00 thanos's home PLANET is named titan and is not related to the moon in the sol system. Hope this helps
You know but initially while writing the story , the titan was supposed to be the one in our sol system ...but that was really unrealistic that's why it was changed...
@@yagnikbose8973 i did not know that thanks for the trivia
Did it get destroyed by giant black Doritos?
Me: *covers my friend in highlighter fluid*
My friend: "Wtf?!"
Me: "the teacher said highlight everything important"
My friend: *smiles*
Me: *smiles*
Can we get an emkay dark mode for us watching at 3:27 am?
Apl Man ikr
:Mr. Quackers aidan?
F in the comments for Jack never getting his fingers rolled over by a scooter.
or getting your hair caught under it
@@w1nterdays Or slamming into the wall because you went too fast
Or the pain of scooting a little at a time instead of gliding lmao
@@upset_classic7476 or accidentally fucking the scooter
2 years late but i lost an entire fingernail on one of those, never touched one again after that
You don't know pain until you accidently run over your fingers with one of those rollie things.
Ah yes- an EmKay video that was posted *1 minute ago*
General kenobi
Your profile picture explains that comment so well
Crippling depression *exists*
Emkay: so you have chosen death
0:52
DAMN MY LAUGH ALMOST COMPLETELY MATCHED JACK!
11:14 What the hot crispy Kentucky fried heck is Mickey’s mouth doing!??!
you're next jack
Oh n-
Hahah I wash thinking that round up the ARMY
Lmao what??jsshwbakbdwj
👀
“You look like you’re ready to take on the world!”
Kakyoin, Polnareff, and Joseph: it turns out we were not.
1:50
god i love rolling shutters
3:38 this actually is how I organize my phone, but I also have the backgrounds of each square be their color.
6:03 that’s what my hair looks like everyday
2:50 shit went from Reddit posts to asmr real quick.
Jack: WeLl WhY DiDn'T tHeY vIsIt EaRtH?
*HAVE YOU SEEN HUMANITY!?*
8:33
*Im pickle Rick......* HOW COULD YOU HAVE FORGOTEN ME IN YOUR ROOM?
If army come after you we'll fight for you, don't worry!
As an army, don’t worry that’s only some fans. Most of us don’t go attacking people. If a toxic army did attack him for it, I’m on your side. He did nothing wrong.
Only overly obsessed fans that don’t know the word personal space would do that as a fellow army I would back him up
The yandere army's would do that. The ones that are obsessed. He wasn't trying to hate on them so he is ok.
They dont deserve to have army in their name, call them armpits
@@camdi8777 for a second I thought you were trying to hate on army's but now I get what you are trying to say. They really don't deserve being called army's
Who also likes jack when he does r/cursedcomments
10:00 is funny as hell- “that’s funny all I see is a mirror”
nobody:
Jeff: *self* *death*
you will never know
4:50
I would think, that the "people" that lived on that moon, couldn't breath on the earth or the temperature may was to high for them
No, the mcu planet Titan is a completely different planet, not the moon in our solar system
@@thelastbrickbender2139 didn't know that, but how long did they fly in this spaceship ring thing?
ok straight up that's how I highlighted in my medical terminology course, but it was instead because it was all important because you don't want to confuse an "MRI" for "Radiation Therapy" in definition.XD
6:55 Mines don’t and it took me a week to realize why my headset didn’t feel right.
There's something that really pisses me off about that color code image with the apps for some oddball reason- I think it's because I put my apps in alphabetical order.
That mirror thing actually made me sad, I rarely like how I look and know I’m even more self conscious
"am i gonna get targeted by the kpop fans"
*me a kpop fan:* depends-
Depends on how long you will be on my hit list, first place is Junglebook or whatever that girls name is
Yeah I mean if he does hate on them then yes if he hates on army it’s true 🤷🏻♀️
Waeknowing if you can’t tell someone’s gender you might need to get your eyes checked
Tbh I don’t even understand kpop. It’s just so soft and fangirly.
Rece Stroman then you haven’t met me-
When you wanna send fanart but dont have reddit-
i was shocked that at 10:41 the word wasn't censored, actually activated my brain when it was idling
“The new generation sucks” is that a house party reference?
That movie was fucking ass.
LOL @RtistiqSkubie
12:09 is mildly infuriating because C3PO has one silver leg. He’s not all gold
My right leg, the only part of my soul never broken
3:38 Roy G. Biv is crying. The 'invisible' wavelengths are not "infrared" and 'ultrapurple'.
When you haven't watched the vid yet but wanna comment so they know you're early 👀
I can relate
Me too
You better hide Jack ARMY(BTS fans) are everywhere.
It's already to late...
Jack, run for your life
*insert run vine*
You can run but you can't hide.....
poor Jack.....
3:36
Wow you didn’t have fun with that? Then you missed A REALLY IMPORTANT THING to your childhood
Who's gonna tell him that he criticized BTS and literally 2 minutes after he laughs at meme with THE WWH JIN?! 😂
lmao, also ah o j
But he didn't criticize BTS tho
But the meme he laughed said that bts was a terrorist organization (which is true) tho
That last time I was this early I was sane-
I’m procrastinating on homework rn
Me rushing early to comment then to realise i dont know what to comment