@@AF-bh5ol or put them into a fucking image editing software just to add transparancy then export it as a png. my fucking god i hate it when i need to do that.
5:24: The spider was actually a black widow spider but they are pretty similar in my opinion. If a redback spider somehow got to the US people probably will just think its a black widow
I an American didn’t even know there was a such thing as a redback spider so i can confirm your statement. When I heard jack say it I thought it was another name for the black widow
So today I learned the Redback ALSO has an hourglass on its tummy. This one is still a Black Widow though, because there is no continuation of the red marking around its butt and up its back.
But just to talk. No face cam, just be a random person and talk. Yet you get fame and money by talking, if I had a penny for every word I said I'd be a billionaire but that's not how life works.
@@quackersthefirst3085 well if you're good at talking and get a job where you talk you could get paid. I just meant there are tonnes of jobs where you're paid to talk; actors, comedians, politicians, news anchors, narrators, etc.... and all of them are random people when they start.
Fun fact about the Emily thing: Emily actually used this as a coming out as trans story! That was her way of showing everyone her happy transition! I don't know full details but I do know that much if the story. If anyone knows what the full story is please tell me because I know it's a really nice story
11:18 It's all fun and games until you realise you're looking at a youtube video of a reddit post that's a screenshot of a screenshot of a tweet posted on tumblr.
No that’s a red back spider. Their native to Australia. Oh and if you get bit by one you will probably die so that’s fun. Edit: realised that, that is indeed a black widow and that I am dumb.
It's a black widow, but the redback is a close relative. You can tell the difference from the fact the red spot doesn't continue along the dorsal spine.
I was so anti-social as a teenager that whenever my mom went grocery shopping, if the cashier looked to be around my age my mom would come home with their number for me saying she made me a friend I never texted or called any of the numbers she brought back but bless that woman lmao
People: Torturing themselves to become better. Me: Torturing myself as punishment for torturing myself to become worse than everyone. Edit: I'm not going to do the "omg thx 4 the likessz!!!1!" thing, I'm instead going to tell you that I really like blueprints. I know that computer programs and plotters are obviously better, but, like, blueprints are really cool.
Is not torture, if you got used by this and now think that is normal. But deep inside you, you know that you are actuly a masochist and that's why you can't give up on this habbit.
The asparagus one I remembered this: Asparagus is a perrenial. Like most perennials, it needs around 3 years to mature. Once you first plant it, it will grow, but into a sort of tall plant with shoots off it that looks like an odd herb. Over around 3 years it matures and then it finally grows into real asparagus. When you cut it the process repeats, but it cuts the time by a lot so it happens quicker. So as some people believe it grows quickly, it does not. It takes around 3 long years to grow. I know this because I have grown asparagus, I planted it 3 years ago and forgot about it but a couple weeks ago I woke up, started planting my peppers, herbs, mint, tomatoes, chives and other plants and I noticed my asparagus grew. I gave it away to a friend because I didn’t need it at the moment.
To answer your question about the “what do you do when you have to share a bed” at around 13:20, me and my brother used to share a bed and we literally set up a line of pillows down the middle so we wouldn’t intrude on each other’s side... everything gets split
I forgot about this life experience- Me and my sister used to share an air mattress, and there was literally a line that formed between us on the bed that perfectly split our sides. Siblings mean buisness XD
13:38 I actually think every alt/"weird" style is great, like you gotta have a lot of courage to wear it out AND you express yourself through clothing and dont care what people think. Its amazing.
The post about thinking teens would party but they’re too anti social almost got me, but Jack commentary did. Also, TOO BAD, WASPLUIGI TIME. Also also, I skipped the last week of high school. Because my grades were so good and there was a clause allowing me to skip finals if my grades were good enough. 16:25 live photographs of Damien’s fanbase All y’all calling Dwayne’s kid “Pebble” forgetting about what the Blind Bandit did?
While yes black widows are dangerous red backs are more so, only being beaten by another Australian spider (see "funnel web"). I think jacks Australian but I'm dissapointed in him if he is. A red back spider is native to Australia whilst the black widow is a knock off American version with an hour glass figure
I’m from Virginia, so you pretty much have False Widows, Black Widows, Brown Recluse, and Wolf Spiders in your house. It’s always a gamble wether you’ll need the ER. It’s lovely when you wake up with a spider bite and have to panic.
I have an irrational fear of sea mines, to a point where I'm often left wondering whether I'm truly scared of the ocean depths, or if I'm just scared I'll find one of those someday on accident I blame a game from my childhood for this ungodly fear of sea mines, so thank you, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
8:05 omg that just reminded me one of my worst and best memories even if probably nobody is interested in this imma say it :back when I was in 6th grade i once said to my teacher that he taught us nothing Worthy so that day the teacher remained calm bc the next we hat to change seats (ps:we used to have our desks and we changed each time after a month or 2) so as revenge the teacher chose my desk place next to the worst boys in class the first day was horrific I scratch a huge hole in my pencil when I reached the core i stopped bc it actually was a good pencil of mine and as a one of them noticed that I reached the core they actually were terrified so I i thought to myself if these guys are easily terrified by a pencil then automatically they must be terrified of my strong nails so the first days one of them started to annoy me I'd pinch him and that pretty much shut him up but then the following days he would annoy me by litteraly stealing my desk space and leg space (but he's skinny as heck) so speaked in my loudest and Maturest voice : "Could you please stop being an asshole and put your legs under your desk ?!" everyone stared at him weirdly he was so ashamed that he even moved his desk 10 cm away from me (that's not a lot but it's bc our desk must be next to each other (notice:this was before Corona) and yeah that's practically it 😅
3:52 I like subtitles. It’s because my parents decide to choose the most absurd times to be loud(yell, stomp around, clean, etc) so I like to know what’s going on without having to turn the volume up and down. It’s a convenience thing and my boyfriend actually likes it that way.
Me: sees the number of comments is 665 My brain: comment something Me: but I don’t have anything to comment also why My brain: my goals are beyond your understanding
i had the fortune that our supermarkt was pretty close to our home once i lost her i jsut straight up left and waitet in front of the door i don't panic i make others panic
I’ve been seeing a lot of jokes about studying recently, most of which don’t make any sense to me. I’ve never studied in my life, because I’m too lazy to bother.
As someone who had to share a bed with their little brother for an entire summer while he was learning to potty train, it was every kid for themself. The only thing between me and him was a plastic sheet and 3 inches of mattress. We didn't even need to share a bed, my grandpa just refused to pull out the futon and my parents didn't say a word.
I've lived in the USA for 14 flipping years and i'm just realizing the live in the same continent as me.... i'm moving somewhere they can't find me.... Antarctica mabey???
17:13 If anyone is wondering why websites do this, it's actually a security thing. If the site tells you you put in a used password, you could just run through a list of real emails and potentially get into someone else's account. The same goes for knowing an email is in use. It's called a "brute force" attack. Literally just "Throw everything at it, it'll work eventually! Maybe... I hope."
“redback spider” *shows a black widow * also fun fact black widows arnt actually that dangerous to an average human, only to little kids and the elderly
They might be not dangerously poisonous. But my extreme phobia to spiders may trigger a very dangerous panic attack and make me hyperventilate and die of asphyxiation. Hopefully I can run away and avoid that.
@@Toki_eeeagreed, if it was every girl i know me and like 3 of my friends would be dead cuz boi do we love spiders, every one we see we love and find cute
11:40 Funny thing is I know someone who was in a similar situation. They were a higher up at a place that builds safes and had to sign papers saying they cant work for another safe building company or they could be sued
Dear emkay, Im having a bad headache and cant play pc im at bed rn binge watching all of your videos your the only one who gives me entertainment Sincerely, John
@@stonksmaestro1862 Got a figure like a pin-up, got a figure like a doll Don't care if you think I'm dumb, I don't care at all Candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored I'm the girl you'd die for I'll chew you up and I'll spit you out 'Cause that's what young love is all about So pull me closer and kiss me hard I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch Queentex, latex, I'm your wonder maid Life gave me some lemons so I made some lemonade Soda pop, soda pop, baby, here I come Straight to number one Oh, dear diary, I met a boy He made my doll heart light up with joy Oh, dear diary, we fell apart Welcome to the life of Electra Heart I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I think I want your, your American tan Oh, oh, oh I think you're gonna be my biggest fan Oh, oh, oh I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch, that’s what I said
Boy, that wasn't a wig 🤦🏼 come on her hair was teased and styled like the emo/scene kids used to do. No wigs involved, just occasionally some clip ins. Just thought I'd educate you on something i thought everyone remembered 😹😹 great video 🖤💟
My friends: Can I tell you a secret? Me: Yeah, I’ll either forget it until years after we drift apart when it no longer matters or I just straight up won’t tell.
5:11 this is my computer background! i chose it after only finding those ugly green cartoon snakes that you see when you look up cartoon snakes. it was the best option.
I just tried so hard not to laugh that I started wheezing and it sounded like I was crying, then I started choking because somehow the air in my throat started cutting me. Then I realized that I just created sharp air and cutted my throat with it- then I realized the air wasn't sharp it was just air that made me feel sharp pain. This is how I used my stupidity to create something that doesn't and does make sense, also I now fear air and my own voice cords. Why did you read this-
my mom literally begged me to go and party or drink just once in college and i, with social anxiety, agoraphobia, a strong dislike for booze, and generic introversion, just cringed and shuddered at the thought. ah yes, i'm afraid of fucking up socially, let's add the substance that makes it impossible to control the volume of my voice. that'll make it better.
8:17 Mine is literaly this right now: "when you study for the whole day and decides to watch some EmKay as a reward but deep down you know that you don't deserve it cause you're a week behind on studying ;-;"
"It's a PNG I swear!"
"YOU'RE LYING"
That Goblin voice is perfect
as a person who makes videos with pngs I’ve gone crazy with how 50% there not and even if they are I have to put them though a HEIF Apple format
@@AF-bh5ol or put them into a fucking image editing software just to add
transparancy then export it as a png.
my fucking god i hate it when i need to do that.
@James Edwards i mean GIMP is free
Oh god that call one at the beginning makes my soul cringe at how much i relate to that :( ugh it hurts
Meri Berry same.. like why are people so obsessed with calling when you can send a message 🤷🏻♀️
Who the heck sends emails though?!
Welcome back to "Stuff I can relate to"
@@TheGoldenDunsparce if you're trying to contact a business
@@litchtheshinigami8936 right! My grandad always calls and refuses to learn how to text
5:24: The spider was actually a black widow spider but they are pretty similar in my opinion. If a redback spider somehow got to the US people probably will just think its a black widow
I an American didn’t even know there was a such thing as a redback spider so i can confirm your statement. When I heard jack say it I thought it was another name for the black widow
Oh I was so confused when I heard redback spider
Fun fact: Black Widow is the reason i have Arachnophobia
fun fact: both the black widow and the redback spider are in the same genus called Lactrodectus
So today I learned the Redback ALSO has an hourglass on its tummy. This one is still a Black Widow though, because there is no continuation of the red marking around its butt and up its back.
Me, who’s already seen most of these memes but watches because I like the content anyways:
Me
What about you?
R/me_irl
Me: *just forgot I watched it*
Me who's watched this like 10 times : haha same
Fun fact: he gets paid to talk.
Oh wow thanks to whoever liked this.
yeah quite a lot of people do actually...
But just to talk. No face cam, just be a random person and talk. Yet you get fame and money by talking, if I had a penny for every word I said I'd be a billionaire but that's not how life works.
@@quackersthefirst3085 well if you're good at talking and get a job where you talk you could get paid. I just meant there are tonnes of jobs where you're paid to talk; actors, comedians, politicians, news anchors, narrators, etc.... and all of them are random people when they start.
You're not wrong
Fun fact about the Emily thing:
Emily actually used this as a coming out as trans story! That was her way of showing everyone her happy transition! I don't know full details but I do know that much if the story. If anyone knows what the full story is please tell me because I know it's a really nice story
bruh that's actually really wholesome
Nice
Wait this needs to go on r/Wholesomememes
That’s adorable omg
wow very cool
"Tell me why" *Ain't nothin but a heartache!* Such a legendary song. And I can totally picture Greek philosophers singing it
Tell me why AINT NOTHIN BUT A MISTAKE
Now number five
I never want to hear you say
I WANT IT THAT WAY
Chills litreral chills
these videos always make me so happy! Jack and Robin have such fun voices, thanks for making awesome content for all of us!
Coffe
If you like Jack and Robin you would have loved Damien and Zach they where the best until about 4 months ago then they disappeared for some reason
Sad Damian noises
What ever happend to Damien and Zach? Does anyone know?
@@notlim12 Random but ok
I'm sorry sir, the sonblock didn't work. The dad jokes have already begun
11:18
It's all fun and games until you realise you're looking at a youtube video of a reddit post that's a screenshot of a screenshot of a tweet posted on tumblr.
Oh Waluigi...
He's so tall,
and handsome as hell.
He's so bad,
but he does it so well.
I ain’t gay but he do be lookin hot doe 😳😳
@@ryanhodge6831 Always Remember the "No Homo" rule.
👀
@[·Vintxge Vibez·] WALUIGI
Why thank you
Emkay: Uploads
Everyone: Quick! Think of something funny!
Tom stop being so rude
Fun Fact: "Globophobia" is the fear of Balloons.
People with that phobia gonna have a heart attack when they see the Cleveland Balloon Disaster of '86
Bro stop thinking too far out of the box we are in quarantine i was just looking for the meaning of life
OmegAaron my sister definitely has this.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipp-edaliophobia this is a real word.
It means the fear of long words. (Hopefully I spelled it right)
@@moveitmoveit8342 *word and yes ya spelled it right.
Did he just call a black widow a “red back spider?”
No that’s a red back spider. Their native to Australia. Oh and if you get bit by one you will probably die so that’s fun.
Edit: realised that, that is indeed a black widow and that I am dumb.
@@joshhunt1724 lmao 😂
Well they are very similair
He is not wrong. There is red on its back.
It's a black widow, but the redback is a close relative. You can tell the difference from the fact the red spot doesn't continue along the dorsal spine.
I was so anti-social as a teenager that whenever my mom went grocery shopping, if the cashier looked to be around my age my mom would come home with their number for me saying she made me a friend
I never texted or called any of the numbers she brought back but bless that woman lmao
A real warrior spents his time farming potatoes."
- sun tzu, art of the war
subscribe to technothepig
Blood for the blood God
SUBSCRIBE TO TEACHBOBLADEEEEEE
@@kra_hme teachnoblade would be if techno did an online class.
@@waterbottle195 teachboblade
People: Torturing themselves to become better.
Me: Torturing myself as punishment for torturing myself to become worse than everyone.
Edit: I'm not going to do the "omg thx 4 the likessz!!!1!" thing, I'm instead going to tell you that I really like blueprints. I know that computer programs and plotters are obviously better, but, like, blueprints are really cool.
Is not torture, if you got used by this and now think that is normal. But deep inside you, you know that you are actuly a masochist and that's why you can't give up on this habbit.
Reddit channel: shows full meme on screen
Me: glad I can screenshot
r/meirl
Check my channel, if ya want...
I feel attacked
"I'm okay, I'm fine."
Fake depressed 14yr olds:
*NO THAT'S W R O N G*
Why did I read that in Makoto Naegis voice
@@Attackontrashcan same
Gummyqueen Doesstuff I’ve been playing danganronpa a lot this quarantine so I thought the exact same thing
@@Attackontrashcan w h y ?
@@fluffydestroyer5482 w h y ?
Me: "having a pretty sad life"
Emkay: * " -EXISTS- " *
Me: * -this my life purpose now- *
That is how asparagus grows. The flaps hide where the branches stick out, and the top separates into a huge, bush-like structure.
The asparagus one I remembered this:
Asparagus is a perrenial. Like most perennials, it needs around 3 years to mature. Once you first plant it, it will grow, but into a sort of tall plant with shoots off it that looks like an odd herb. Over around 3 years it matures and then it finally grows into real asparagus. When you cut it the process repeats, but it cuts the time by a lot so it happens quicker.
So as some people believe it grows quickly, it does not. It takes around 3 long years to grow. I know this because I have grown asparagus, I planted it 3 years ago and forgot about it but a couple weeks ago I woke up, started planting my peppers, herbs, mint, tomatoes, chives and other plants and I noticed my asparagus grew. I gave it away to a friend because I didn’t need it at the moment.
Robin:" Kiss Kiss."
Me: pauses video and sings:" Fall in love.... Hey Hey....".
Ouran High School Host Club anyone?
Maybe you’re my love!
I KNOW THAT ANIME- MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER LOVES IT
Yasss my favorite anime!
I hate that anime
@@waltervaquerano7608 that's ok everyone has different opinions. And if that's your opinion Then that is totally fine.
To answer your question about the “what do you do when you have to share a bed” at around 13:20, me and my brother used to share a bed and we literally set up a line of pillows down the middle so we wouldn’t intrude on each other’s side... everything gets split
I salute you for somehow surviving sharing the same bed as a sibling.
me and my sibling had a bunk bed. sometimes i would sleep in the living room in a sleeping bag to avoid them.
I just let my brother fall from the bed and just stuf all the pillows on his side
Pretty much, unless they're twins. Twins are often the exact opposite, especially identical twins, it's like 80% incest with them folks.
I forgot about this life experience- Me and my sister used to share an air mattress, and there was literally a line that formed between us on the bed that perfectly split our sides. Siblings mean buisness XD
13:38 I actually think every alt/"weird" style is great, like you gotta have a lot of courage to wear it out AND you express yourself through clothing and dont care what people think. Its amazing.
I can’t stop laugh at “here’s a homie, here’s a lot, here’s a homie going through a lot rn”
"Thats like the golden truth of the internet-Just steal from everyone else"
Thanks im gonna put it in my reddit for karma
“That is a red back spider, they can technically kill you.” I don’t think there’s a technically about it I believe you mean it can and will kill you.
Everything but the Christmas beetle can kill you in Australia
Is a red back spider the same as a black widow?
@@DrastikDesigns yes
Kyler Taylor no, but they’re similar
Kyler Taylor no, different species but related
2020 seniors: as a prank our whole class went to class on the last week of school
The post about thinking teens would party but they’re too anti social almost got me, but Jack commentary did.
Also, TOO BAD, WASPLUIGI TIME.
Also also, I skipped the last week of high school. Because my grades were so good and there was a clause allowing me to skip finals if my grades were good enough.
16:25 live photographs of Damien’s fanbase
All y’all calling Dwayne’s kid “Pebble” forgetting about what the Blind Bandit did?
That first one hit just too close to home.
17:18 no
Their names are:
Simone Alexandra Johnson
Jasmine Johnson
Tiana Gia Johnson
Thanks
Thumbnail: blurring the girl's face.
Also thumbnail: *not blurring the girl in the background*
"Redbacked spider" "theres nowhere safe in Australia"
We have black widows in kansas yall have foot long spiders, let us have our 2 venomous spiders
While yes black widows are dangerous red backs are more so, only being beaten by another Australian spider (see "funnel web"). I think jacks Australian but I'm dissapointed in him if he is. A red back spider is native to Australia whilst the black widow is a knock off American version with an hour glass figure
I’m from Virginia, so you pretty much have False Widows, Black Widows, Brown Recluse, and Wolf Spiders in your house. It’s always a gamble wether you’ll need the ER. It’s lovely when you wake up with a spider bite and have to panic.
@Naomi Serish oh F U N
We in Kazakhstan have 2 venomous spiders too i believe
@@catastrophicivy I will not see funnel web bc that sounds scary thank you v much
I have an irrational fear of sea mines, to a point where I'm often left wondering whether I'm truly scared of the ocean depths, or if I'm just scared I'll find one of those someday on accident
I blame a game from my childhood for this ungodly fear of sea mines, so thank you, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
8:40 Fun Fact: Bees dont sting wasps, they get on the wasp and heat it up until it dies.
Oh my god thank you
“Wanna see me do a cartwheel?
🤠🙃😃
Oops lost my hat”
Her and me: you’re like so white
Hi
Ehm..
🤸♂️
🏌️♀️
I had to edit it cuz YT comments doesnt have wheelchair emoji
@@Fehru 🤸♂️👨🦼
He is, but it’s still funny.
@@Fehru 🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽🦽
“I’m not even 30 and my whole backs sore”
Like I’m 13 and I can’t move when I get up out of that luxury bed.
The first one is a full story
The girls end up getting married to each other and the guy is alone, its pretty cute ngl
8:05 omg that just reminded me one of my worst and best memories even if probably nobody is interested in this imma say it :back when I was in 6th grade i once said to my teacher that he taught us nothing Worthy so that day the teacher remained calm bc the next we hat to change seats (ps:we used to have our desks and we changed each time after a month or 2) so as revenge the teacher chose my desk place next to the worst boys in class the first day was horrific I scratch a huge hole in my pencil when I reached the core i stopped bc it actually was a good pencil of mine and as a one of them noticed that I reached the core they actually were terrified so I i thought to myself if these guys are easily terrified by a pencil then automatically they must be terrified of my strong nails so the first days one of them started to annoy me I'd pinch him and that pretty much shut him up but then the following days he would annoy me by litteraly stealing my desk space and leg space (but he's skinny as heck) so speaked in my loudest and Maturest voice : "Could you please stop being an asshole and put your legs under your desk ?!" everyone stared at him weirdly he was so ashamed that he even moved his desk 10 cm away from me (that's not a lot but it's bc our desk must be next to each other (notice:this was before Corona) and yeah that's practically it 😅
3:52 I like subtitles. It’s because my parents decide to choose the most absurd times to be loud(yell, stomp around, clean, etc) so I like to know what’s going on without having to turn the volume up and down. It’s a convenience thing and my boyfriend actually likes it that way.
Me: sees the number of comments is 665
My brain: comment something
Me: but I don’t have anything to comment also why
My brain: my goals are beyond your understanding
Me: *loses my mom in Walmart*
Me: welp this is where I die
i had the fortune that our supermarkt was pretty close to our home once i lost her i jsut straight up left and waitet in front of the door
i don't panic
i make others panic
Ok lemme just say, amazing name
@@sircharlesdickens723 why thank you my dude
I must say your name is amazing, I too am a gay disaster 😌
actually didn't know this was early, I just thought "oh an old one I haven't seen"
lol
I’ve been seeing a lot of jokes about studying recently, most of which don’t make any sense to me. I’ve never studied in my life, because I’m too lazy to bother.
As someone who had to share a bed with their little brother for an entire summer while he was learning to potty train, it was every kid for themself. The only thing between me and him was a plastic sheet and 3 inches of mattress. We didn't even need to share a bed, my grandpa just refused to pull out the futon and my parents didn't say a word.
7:28 lmao same, my mum would try really hard to convince me to go out
Ey.... Same
5:26 that is a black widow you can yell by the shape and red hour glass and they also live in North America
Guess I’ll die 🤷♂️
I prefer to yell by the smell and noise
I've lived in the USA for 14 flipping years and i'm just realizing the live in the same continent as me....
i'm moving somewhere they can't find me....
Antarctica mabey???
The one at the beginning is so relatable it hurts.. ;v;
17:13 If anyone is wondering why websites do this, it's actually a security thing. If the site tells you you put in a used password, you could just run through a list of real emails and potentially get into someone else's account. The same goes for knowing an email is in use. It's called a "brute force" attack. Literally just "Throw everything at it, it'll work eventually! Maybe... I hope."
6:00 that’s me, just the “saying sorry unnecessarily” is over flowing
7:35
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even Danny Devito:
Jack: adudass
“redback spider”
*shows a black widow *
also fun fact black widows arnt actually that dangerous to an average human, only to little kids and the elderly
They might be not dangerously poisonous. But my extreme phobia to spiders may trigger a very dangerous panic attack and make me hyperventilate and die of asphyxiation.
Hopefully I can run away and avoid that.
@@mslightbulb So every girl on earth?
^ not all girls.
@@Toki_eeeagreed, if it was every girl i know me and like 3 of my friends would be dead cuz boi do we love spiders, every one we see we love and find cute
@@imaginebeinglazyaboutyourn4964 oh guess ill disappear
“I was so anti social in my teens that my mom would encourage me to go out to parties”
Damn that painful truth
10:36 "Let me splash some water on it!"
"Oops, that was gasoline."
11:40
Funny thing is I know someone who was in a similar situation. They were a higher up at a place that builds safes and had to sign papers saying they cant work for another safe building company or they could be sued
7:34 are we supposed to pronounce Adidas like that-
How else do you pronounce it...?
hello have a good day uh-dee-duhs
@@lit_gameplays6133 that's funny.
@@hellohaveagoodday no its true.
ah-dee-das?
6:30 The Click: "I'm about 4 parallel universes ahead of you"
But I will not have won until I defeat you in every one of them.
Dear emkay,
Im having a bad headache and cant play pc im at bed rn binge watching all of your videos your the only one who gives me entertainment
Sincerely,
John
Yare yare daze...
Was it Garfield?
6:00 this is how we canadians make our primary income, collecting other people's jars. Our "jobs" are side gigs.
12:43
Me: Boy oh boy im thinking about...
VPN: ENCRYPTED
Google and Facebook: awww
What are you hiding dishwasher?
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Sorry, what did you say? Couldn’t hear you over the constant explosions coming from the kitchen
@@stonksmaestro1862 Got a figure like a pin-up, got a figure like a doll
Don't care if you think I'm dumb, I don't care at all
Candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored
I'm the girl you'd die for
I'll chew you up and I'll spit you out
'Cause that's what young love is all about
So pull me closer and kiss me hard
I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
Queentex, latex, I'm your wonder maid
Life gave me some lemons so I made some lemonade
Soda pop, soda pop, baby, here I come
Straight to number one
Oh, dear diary, I met a boy
He made my doll heart light up with joy
Oh, dear diary, we fell apart
Welcome to the life of Electra Heart
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
I think I want your, your American tan
Oh, oh, oh
I think you're gonna be my biggest fan
Oh, oh, oh
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
Hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch, that’s what I said
Boy, that wasn't a wig 🤦🏼 come on her hair was teased and styled like the emo/scene kids used to do. No wigs involved, just occasionally some clip ins. Just thought I'd educate you on something i thought everyone remembered 😹😹 great video 🖤💟
We leave our Emo/scene days behind😭
"What is that, a frikin SCP?"
Me, reading an SCP:
you know what i hate?
at 6:22, you can make the purple eyes and part of the helmet look like a smile
0:40
If you like cooked pasta, but don’t like uncooked pasta, you like boiling water more then pasta.
1:30 Translation - "I'm tiddling my dingaling"
-"No longer need your fairycave"
8:48
IT WASP ME... WASP DIO!!
My friends: Can I tell you a secret?
Me: Yeah, I’ll either forget it until years after we drift apart when it no longer matters or I just straight up won’t tell.
12:09 Just realized you can't have horsemen without "semen"
I love how community memes are making a comeback
8:55 Well you can get the Virtual Console, but that's only for the New 3DS for some reason.
I FRIKKIN DIED AT “BIRD LEAF”
ok I didn’t “die” I chuckled but that’s a lot ok
I once accidentally called a feather a bird leaf, then I went underwater in an attempt to hide
Chuckled
Chuck
Chok
*Chok*
Dont die remember to breathe
Dark chocolate for the win. Idk why I love it so much.
No, bitter bad
Agreed
@@hopefullynotanidiot7072 No, bitter good
Yes I like 75%, and when I tried 90% I gagged....
Milk chocolate 4 life!
That Karate one hit me hard-
Jack is having fun in this video, and it's hilarious
14:00 so true
Whenever I want to cuddle with my cats after already doing so, they just run away from me. For my black cat she always runs away 😔
Jack : sees Brooklyn nine nine
Me : ahh yes , a man of culture.
3:55
everyone with dyslexia; well, he's not wrong...
You can read fast, just not correctly.
I read a third of a book in like an hour, but thought that the servant was a dog.
Me with my parents watching movies with subtitles on is literally how I learn to read
Petition to make Jack say at the beginning of every video
“My name is Jack and I have overdosed on crack.”
Jack: my name was jack
Me: a ghost
7:25 wait tell us more please.
7:46 I think it was Disney XD
Disney but radical.
15:10
"SCP: 106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT, PROCIDE WITH CARE!"
Secure Contain Protect
I once asked my grandpa if he had a girlfriend he said no so I asked “well then do you have a boyfriend?”
“I don’t think your grandmas ashes count as male but go off queen”
I don't understand
Dude: oh come on u have to
Me: I don't
Dude: why u watch then
Me: memes
9:04 YES DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!!!!!!! YAY
Yesss a part of my favorite Netflix show "Community" was in a videoooo let's gooo 11:22
14:27
Me: haha funny Technoblade quote.
Right at 9:55 as he said " WHAT ARE YOI HIDING DISH WASHER?" I get a dishwasher ad HA
Jack: How do you share a bed?
Me: Simple, one lays head up, and the other lays feat up.
5:11 this is my computer background! i chose it after only finding those ugly green cartoon snakes that you see when you look up cartoon snakes. it was the best option.
I just tried so hard not to laugh that I started wheezing and it sounded like I was crying, then I started choking because somehow the air in my throat started cutting me. Then I realized that I just created sharp air and cutted my throat with it- then I realized the air wasn't sharp it was just air that made me feel sharp pain. This is how I used my stupidity to create something that doesn't and does make sense, also I now fear air and my own voice cords.
Why did you read this-
my mom literally begged me to go and party or drink just once in college and i, with social anxiety, agoraphobia, a strong dislike for booze, and generic introversion, just cringed and shuddered at the thought. ah yes, i'm afraid of fucking up socially, let's add the substance that makes it impossible to control the volume of my voice. that'll make it better.
7:22 That scene was SO GOOD, THOUGH. Quite possibly my favorite in the whole tv series. Poor Tyrion.
6:02, jokes on that meme because both of those jars would be full of coins by the end of the day if I was involved.
7:36 take a bow son, simply for saying Adidas properly.
The number of times I hear it pronounced Ad-eee-dus, just grates me.
Ad eee dus sounds better than ad did us
But it sounds so bad
Literally sounds like “Added ass” bro
@@dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902 why did you do this to me
Adidas was named after the founder Adolf (Adi) Dassler. Hence the “correct” pronunciation.
As a new yorker, the rat zoo was highly accurate
Emkay: that's a red back spider I can kill you
Me : wh-what d-dude why I let do be a black widow
2:45 that's the car's Izanagi button. You can press it to undo a crash, but then it disappears from the dashboard
8:17 Mine is literaly this right now: "when you study for the whole day and decides to watch some EmKay as a reward but deep down you know that you don't deserve it cause you're a week behind on studying ;-;"