14:21 this makes me think about my marine biology teacher, she was really strict about cheating not because it was against the rules but because it hurt her feelings since she tries really hard to get us to learn and that level of love for her job made me study, shout out to her
Fun fact: when you have an invasive thought like "we could jump off this cliff and we would die" its actually a survival technique our brains use to bring us to be hyper aware of our surrounds. Same with things like "throw you this baby" its hyper awareness of a delicate situation so we are in full precaution mode
I wonder if it sometimes goes wrong and people just actually act on the urge for the impulse alone, since there is a part of that impulse telling you to do it. Maybe not quite the same thing, but as a kid I once hit my sister for literally no reason at all beyond having an impulse and she started crying, it was at kindergarten age
Day 35 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
When he said the thing about minecraft skeletons being able to loot chests reminded me of the time I died from two wither skeletons and some random ass normal skeleton picked up my enchanted iron armor and dropped his bow for my sharpness 3 iron sword and i could not kill him. I lost that armor. I lost that sword. I lost my pride
That moment when i thought he was an actor and texted my mom a screenshot asking who he was… she told me exactly who he is… why must she do this AGAIN! This is the THIRD TIME!
I feel like no one’s talking about the fact that someone listed to one song on repeat EVERY SINGLE MINUTE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. And I only know this be of the lines “525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year” From seasons of love. So not only did they listen to one song, they listened to one song for a year straight, without stopping
I always get super excited when it's Jack, because as a fellow Aussie, who has been forced to undergo super intense isolation for months due to being exceptionally high risk because of recent hospitalisation for critical pneumonia, his accent makes it almost like an extra surprise call with one of the many friends I haven't seen in ages. :-D ...I'm not lonely, you're lonely. >.>
@@owenbraintlytaniel8792 sorry, I don't know how I missed this; if it's me you were asking (& not the crabby boi above, whose comments seem to have since gotten hidden/deleted) if they were okay, then yes, thank you, I am much healthier these days! Isolation sucked, but being an introvert meant I was fairly well equipped for it, & thankfully have all my freedom back these days. Thanks for asking, & I hope you're well, too!❤
Fun Fact: When your brain says things like: "What if you jumped off the cliff and die?" That is your brain saying: "DON'T DO THIS YOU WOULD DIE!!" So, your brain is bad at communicating at saying don't yeet your body like its a paper airplane.
thats the same thing with anything actually you could drop the baby = DONT drop the baby your worthless = your worth something and many more examples which im to lazy to discuss
Isn’t that also why babies ACTUALLY look a little extra like their fathers for a couple months? Like… you don’t have to just say it, it’s typically the truth
i've been feeling really empty lately. i just did a breathing excercise, where i for the first time in years could truly feel an emotion. i might have bipolar or boderline personality disorder or even both, and this was the first time in a long time i really knew what i felt. immediately after i had a mental breakdown infront of my friends, where i realized i didnt even want to go home because there i didnt feel safe. i wanted to go nowhere, because i was only safe near my friend, when we were alone. these videos are one of few things keeping me alive anymore. please continue to make them and be funny
Talking about good teachers: my history teacher is sooooo cool, she makes all the class laugh, she makes the dab sometimes, she makes a lot of good jokes and i love her class so much One of the only good teachers i have this year
The astrology thing: Precession: Earth's axis is slowly spinning in a circle, so the position of the north celestial pole and the motion of the sun on the ecliptic slowly changes. It completes a cycle roughly every 26,000 years. Because of this, your star sign (which in astrology, is your sun sign, the the sign the sun was in when you were born) is usually now the one the month before you. So I was born on the 4th July, which in astrology would make me a cancer, except the sun was squarely in gemini when I was born. edit: since y'all don't know how to use a computer, here's the wikipedia page for precession: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axial_precession go to the "effects" section for this explanation, or just have a look at the pictures throughout the article. Here it is in simple english too: simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar_precession also have a look at what the sky looked like when and where you were born at: in-the-sky.org/skymap.php Also also in case people are confused about why im talking about stars in relation to the zodiac: the zodiac is from the stars. the zodiac is made up of the 12 constellations that lie on the ecliptic, the path the sun and planets take through the sky in relation to the stars. (there are actually 13 constellations on the ecliptic, but 12 is a nicer number, so ophiuchus was dropped. the times for each one were also edited to be equal). When the zodiac was devised, it was (and still is) believed that the position of the celestial bodies (the sun, moon, and planets) in relation to the sky when you were born, affected your spirit. Astrology hasn't kept up with precession, even though the greeks knew about it. I've got no idea why. Though, likewise, astronomy is also very stubborn to let things go, hence why the First Point of Aries, the position of the sun on the spring equinox, is solidly in Pisces. In another 2000 years it will be in Aquarius.
I have the feeling that the reasoning of why do you like sleeping staring at the wall is because company, when you stare at the wall, you know that there's no room for someone in front of you which meant it's ok. While sleeping at the opposite way make you realize that you're all alone every night sleeping no one that's in your view, just a despreate void of nothingness to see, no one will ever be beside you, and you don't know when or how you will die in that bad because when you realize you're being stabbed you will see the murderer in front of you, smiling, seeing you finally died by their hands and still, no one saw that, the only thing was with you till the end is death, despair, and lonelyness... no one see you died, and that person? He can easily pretend that he didn't do that... and times go on and on, people starting forget about you, but you died Rest but not in peace....
Me: *an innocent civilian passing by a police car* Also me: wait what if they pulled my car over and arrest me because they smelled something suspicious that magically appeared-
17:58 Fun Fact: this is the exact number of minutes in a calendar year, thus meaning that this guy has been leaving the Drake & Josh theme on repeat since January 1st, 2017 at 12 AM and finished at January 1st, 2018 at 12 AM. Dedication.
10:08 As a person raised and born in florida... that is very true. we might have amusment parks, beaches, and vacation spots but oml, the people is another source of entertainment that netflix ,mtv,and TLC has yet to film besides jersey shore Miami and tiger king.
4:45 can we just talk about how this is the best thing to ever freaking exist? Like seriously kirby with his 'abilities' can and will become every single person on the entire Earth.
16:19 My mind kind of has this with when I'm interacting with anyone.I just start thinking like ''What if I spat on them'' or ''What if I was just incredibly rude to them for no reason'' and i dont want to do those things but something in my head is just like DO IT
The noise in the first one describes what my nervous system feels like when I hit that funny spot on my elbow on the corner of the desk whilst snorting smarties whole.
2:51 fun fact, while many rodents are like humans in that they are also born totally helpless pink jellybeans who can't even open their eyes OR sometimes ears (their ears are actually "closed" for a day or two before the flaps detach and pop up into normal ears, probably to protect the ear canal during birth?). HOWEVER, guinea pigs are born fully developed, able to walk, run around, with open eyes, fur and teeth, they nurse the first days and up to three weeks for nutritional boost, but after about 3 days they can altready eat solid food.
"why tf doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart" some random guy in the world: *climbs to inside the fridge* fridge: *starts closing* random guy: no no no no no no no no no fridge: *closes* random guy: ...
"Man i feel like a 40 year old with this body" Me: *40 years old, slowly sideeyes the other 40 year olds to not tell him that we're watching youtube videos at 12 am* ... *also it's two years later*
7:15 well, its that sleeping on your left side is more comfortable than sleeping on your right, so flip your bed and you can get the best of both worlds
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14:21 this makes me think about my marine biology teacher, she was really strict about cheating not because it was against the rules but because it hurt her feelings since she tries really hard to get us to learn and that level of love for her job made me study, shout out to her
Wholesome stonks
Aren't you supposed to be guarding the gate?
@@DoubleRainbows667 i am. I’m just watching on a phone.
@@hongmeiling8219 those teachers rule. Also, don't mind my full backpack.
Meiling?! What are you doing on Emkay? You're supposed to be paying attention to guarding the damn gate!
Fun fact: when you have an invasive thought like "we could jump off this cliff and we would die" its actually a survival technique our brains use to bring us to be hyper aware of our surrounds. Same with things like "throw you this baby" its hyper awareness of a delicate situation so we are in full precaution mode
no wonder people get this urge
I wonder if it sometimes goes wrong and people just actually act on the urge for the impulse alone, since there is a part of that impulse telling you to do it. Maybe not quite the same thing, but as a kid I once hit my sister for literally no reason at all beyond having an impulse and she started crying, it was at kindergarten age
@@zakosist Morbid curiosity
How do I turn this off, the overthinking is hurting me.
The first one can, technically speaking, also be called "A world on fire".
Is that a bo burnham reference
I call this one *”a world on fire”*
_inhale_
AAAA-
AAAA
Aah! AAAAH! Aaah! This next one is... a little longer, its called Sad.
*AHHH AH AH-* this next song is a little longer-
jack: "I wish Australia was in a lockdown so I could try this "
Me: "YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! did this!!!!!!!"
Just the comment I was looking for
Yeah that was a real 13:29 move
“Why is no one saying saying happy birthday? Deploy the birthday wishes”
Its actually my cousin’s birthday today and bob ross’s was yesterday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE*
@@kewldude7493 Happy Birthday Mr Ross. we miss you every day
Everyone gets a happy birthday, and I don't care if it's not your birthday. You get a happy birthday damn it!
No
This start is surprisingly disturbing
yes
Gyes
I disagree with this
I agree with ya
I don't see it
jack: if you're a Taurus then you're actually a ge-
me being a Taurus: *gags for the next 10 minutes*
Same.
Is that me I see
@@n0xoxoxoxoxoxoxoox thank you
@@shototodorokieatingramen7770 ramen?
@@Dracbat18
I would have ate soba but they're gone thanks to corana so imma going to eat ramen instead
“Ignoring the fact that there was a world war going on” JACK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF
It was just a year late!
He predicted it a year earlier. This was his plan all along.
@@serena841 What kind of clone wars bullshitery is this?!?!
Day 35 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
Thanks! :D
• Jensou • Bread... stapled to trees. Weird subreddit.
where has jack gon?
What about Damien?
@@killerdropbear He left emkay a while ago the hell you've been?
Where is made me smile and wholesome memes
Sorry, but I have no idea who that celebrity is. Not sheltered, just too focused on my own sad existence to care.
Wow, that's, uh dark. You ok? Need anyone to talk to?
@@chaos6687
I'm fine, I'm just not on good terms with one of the voices in my head.
idk who it is either and i have no clue why
@@admiralglenn2323 ok..... Just.., be careful, ok? 😢😢😢
@@chaos6687
Will do, the other voices still have my back anyway.
God that fan art is sick
ikr
So sick it needs to wear a mask
@@beastcarleeto707 lol
ikr
KEEP THE IKR TRAIN GOING BOYS CHOO CHOO
4:08 I love how Bob Ross's claim to meme fame is how wholesome he is. Nothing more nothing less
Jack: is that a pizza?
Me, looking down at the pizza im eating: Yes. Yes it is.
Jack: ah sorry for a second I thought it was acne
“ Looking at that amour it looks so tedious to *tRåçĖ* ”
The artist: D:
IKR i raged so hard at the screen xd
Maybe he meant ink
@@Arella17 yeah I don’t think he knows what trace means...
Lmao I visibly *hol up* from shock and I thought there was tea about that artist.
I think he was saying tracing it from the original sketch,
Boomer humor: I hate my wife
Millienial humor: I hate my life
Gen Z humor: me fighting off the FBI so I can Tell the world what Gen x humor is: 19:03
But that is no joke I actually hate my life
@FBI I'VE GOT A WATER GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
@FBI are u real fbi?
@@Andrew-w6d do you are have stupid
@@Denji_Hayakawa Wut?
"Athiest' when bob Ross says God bless"
That was one of the most wholesome respective things I've ever heard.
12:27
I swear- he can do a great Shigaraki (dub) impression.
I- HOLLY SHIT I HEAR IT WTF
YOURE LITERALLY SO RIGHT WHAT
He can, wow
weeeeeoooow
wait actually though-
“They don’t plot a 7-book epic fantasy series?” Oh god why do I feel this one SPECIFICALLY
Wanna share the books you've made so far?
@@mobslaya_4547 haha i kinda already have on Wattpad XD
@@mimf9808 Ah lol!
@The Sneezing cheese if you mean what my wattpad acc is its www.wattpad.com/user/Mim-Makes-Fanfic
I haven't even gotten to that part but now I feel called out and am waiting for it
7:30 that’s why I sleep on my back
Comfort:high
Danger:very low
Breathing:low
I sleep on my stomach because I'm weird
I sleep against the wall
when you realize that its more dangerous because you can see the monster creeping up on you from any sides
Same but my danger is 1000000000000 because I hear scraches at the side of my pillow
“Write your name backwards,that’s your demon name”
Me:I knew MAIL was evil
ME TOO
@@TiffanyL2 ynaffit?
We must crusade in holy war against the USPS.
mines reehahs
“Rekarp” wow
Yes, it’s true I can NOT Sleep without blankets. Even in the heat
Same, maybe it’s the familiarity or weight of the blanket.
Yeah. But I do because for some reason it makes me feel safe
Relatable, I curl up the blanket on my foot so much so that something doesn't drag me away into the abyss 💀
Same 🤣😉
Ik
2:32
Hawaii: J-Japan we're good friends right? You won't attack me again, right.
Japan: *looking extremely angry* sure Hawaii . . . . . sure
Hawaii: . . . .
tf
oh no
I ruined the 69 likes
USA: *runs through the wall with an AR15*
Japan: oh shi-
Oh no
“Yes, *C o r a l i n e*”
Me, who’s watched that movie over and over again:
it’s cORALINE
yES-
I don't get it
Ok, Caroline.
Me WHOS only watched the movie once: you guys have opinions?
C oral ine
Emkay: I don’t like cheese, can’t control me with it!
This guy: Shut up or I’ll shove cheese down your throat
EmKay: uploads
Everyone: current objective: get EmKay to notice you in comments
congratulations! You pressed read more!
Yeah
if its worth anything we noticed you :)
**likes so it’s 69 likes**
Ths meme is messed up
wait is that edit a joke or are you actually being serious because if you are being serious then bro frick you
When he said the thing about minecraft skeletons being able to loot chests reminded me of the time I died from two wither skeletons and some random ass normal skeleton picked up my enchanted iron armor and dropped his bow for my sharpness 3 iron sword and i could not kill him. I lost that armor. I lost that sword. I lost my pride
@@spoopy9689 Rip Birb
I had to deal with that but while I was in the nether I was using my weaker armour in case of this happening
I was not talking about the bird but that is truly sad
6:35 I finally feel pure for once since I don’t know him
Dangit I was looking in the comments to see if anyone explained it
That moment when i thought he was an actor and texted my mom a screenshot asking who he was… she told me exactly who he is… why must she do this AGAIN! This is the THIRD TIME!
@@Clawleone o_o well... XD A lady of culture, perhaps?
@@VanTheDestroyerer perhaps… she also told me exactly who Buck Angel and Ron Jeremy are…
@@Clawleone who the actual FUCK is that
9:19 “Huh I wonder how old she really is.”
*How old is Raphtalia*
10 years old
“...Oh.”
One day someone will throw out the name of that “game” in the comments... Also yeah Anime character age is stupid.
Shes probably older because they age as they level up(i got that from google btw never watched the anime)
@@gr3edful Never watched it either so probably ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Timothy Adams i watched it and they do age with leveling up
So what's the game called?
ah yes, perfection
*p e r f e c t i o n*
hey look again im early in this popular comment
For only 25 cents
Uhh
found the most satisfying sand cutting video
th-cam.com/video/06pBzAlItwI/w-d-xo.html
uhhh this may look like i'm promoting a channel i'm actually not
Jack: good luck Pearl Harbor
Me a Hawaiian that lives in Hawaii: slowly hides under blanket
oof
(Insert coffin dance meme)
@@N30N_4U dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
It could be worse this time 🤔🤔🤔
@@Alavrado r/cursedcomments
"mobs can actually scavenge chest and take out weapons they want to use"
*_I N V E S T_*
No pls no
zombies: *groans with malicious intent**
I mean it would make their drops when they die make alot more sense
how is this 69 years ago wtf
"The teletubbies sun baby has a baby"
"We've been alive for too long"
Me: *dying*
6:37
I... actually don’t know who that is
Oof
Same
Its Johnny sins
I don't know who that is as well; Can someone tell me??
p sure thats johnny sins, an american porn actor
Same
I feel like no one’s talking about the fact that someone listed to one song on repeat EVERY SINGLE MINUTE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. And I only know this be of the lines “525,600 minutes, 525,000 moments so dear. 525,600 minutes - how do you measure,
measure a year” From seasons of love. So not only did they listen to one song, they listened to one song for a year straight, without stopping
Nice, your in character
"Write your name in reverse. It's your demon name"
Person named Lana Drah: 👁👄👁
Just amazing
@@dennisfigueroa7700 LMAO
My favourite part is there actually is someone called Lana Drah, it's been in a previous video and mentioned it's backwards form
@@elizabethemm6361 Yeah, I watched that video the other week and was inspired
Oh god I just realised what it is.....
I both love it, and hate it sooo much
11:32
Is nobody gonna talk about his really good kermit impression
I always get super excited when it's Jack, because as a fellow Aussie, who has been forced to undergo super intense isolation for months due to being exceptionally high risk because of recent hospitalisation for critical pneumonia, his accent makes it almost like an extra surprise call with one of the many friends I haven't seen in ages. :-D
...I'm not lonely, you're lonely. >.>
@@Disbanded9998 it's almost as if humans who are interested in a given thing share commonalities of appeal. 🙂
@@Disbanded9998 what a peculiar thing to get irate about.
You okay , Buddy?
hope youre okay rn!!
@@owenbraintlytaniel8792 sorry, I don't know how I missed this; if it's me you were asking (& not the crabby boi above, whose comments seem to have since gotten hidden/deleted) if they were okay, then yes, thank you, I am much healthier these days! Isolation sucked, but being an introvert meant I was fairly well equipped for it, & thankfully have all my freedom back these days.
Thanks for asking, & I hope you're well, too!❤
Fun Fact: When your brain says things like: "What if you jumped off the cliff and die?" That is your brain saying: "DON'T DO THIS YOU WOULD DIE!!" So, your brain is bad at communicating at saying don't yeet your body like its a paper airplane.
thats the same thing with anything actually
you could drop the baby = DONT drop the baby
your worthless = your worth something
and many more examples which im to lazy to discuss
@@jakoblent4694 ye
Ahhhh I see. Now I know why it says says jumo lol. Thanks!
i thought it was just intrusive thoughts-
Fander...?
The reason we tell the dad the baby looks like them is because we want to reassure them that it is indeed their child.
Isn’t that also why babies ACTUALLY look a little extra like their fathers for a couple months? Like… you don’t have to just say it, it’s typically the truth
9:12
That dog: *I was a business man… doing business.*
Emkay: *uploads*
Me: *furious tapping*
hey look i'm early in this soon to get 1k liked comment
*TAP*
E
Same
I was playing among is and got the notification i just clicked
6:29 me who actually doesnt know who he is: *crying in the corner*
Psst... Neither do I!!!
Please someone tell us who it is
I think he is johnny sins
@@planetperth He is Lex Luthor what are You talking about?
I don't either, but from the context I'm going to guess he's some kind of pornography actor or something similar.
2:30 now I'm sure that everybody knows that Japan has finished building their first real life Gundam, oh well see you guys at the frontline.
Wait I thought you were dead
*THERE GOES HAWII OH THERE THERE GOES HAWII, THERE GOES HAWII THE ISLAND IS GONE*
The guy who made the fan art spent 7 FREAKING HOURS ON THAT. Let’s just… appreciate that.
i've been feeling really empty lately. i just did a breathing excercise, where i for the first time in years could truly feel an emotion. i might have bipolar or boderline personality disorder or even both, and this was the first time in a long time i really knew what i felt. immediately after i had a mental breakdown infront of my friends, where i realized i didnt even want to go home because there i didnt feel safe. i wanted to go nowhere, because i was only safe near my friend, when we were alone. these videos are one of few things keeping me alive anymore. please continue to make them and be funny
Holy son of a black bear eating cheese.
This got really serious.
Really fast.
Keep on keeping on dude.
Yeah I got that feeling a while back its okay your not alone keep trucking through
p
A few seconds ago this was posted
17 minutes ago, This was posted
@@sm0kequatzzyt782 17 minutes have seconds in them
@@cinamontoast2555 True
Funny, it is
6 hours ago, this was posted (on ur comment)
"I look like a forty year old with-
*Ad*
*PAMPERS*
SAMEEE
imagine a naked 40 year old walking down the pavement with nothing but a diaper on
@@imbopam198 please spare me
Me: is a Taurus
Jack: says I’m a Gemini
Me with my 5 other personalities: ...
@@swagcoolio 4 or 2
Talking about good teachers: my history teacher is sooooo cool, she makes all the class laugh, she makes the dab sometimes, she makes a lot of good jokes and i love her class so much
One of the only good teachers i have this year
Me who has only had good teachers(I'm in primary school lol so maybe that's why)
The astrology thing:
Precession: Earth's axis is slowly spinning in a circle, so the position of the north celestial pole and the motion of the sun on the ecliptic slowly changes. It completes a cycle roughly every 26,000 years. Because of this, your star sign (which in astrology, is your sun sign, the the sign the sun was in when you were born) is usually now the one the month before you. So I was born on the 4th July, which in astrology would make me a cancer, except the sun was squarely in gemini when I was born.
edit: since y'all don't know how to use a computer, here's the wikipedia page for precession:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axial_precession
go to the "effects" section for this explanation, or just have a look at the pictures throughout the article.
Here it is in simple english too:
simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar_precession
also have a look at what the sky looked like when and where you were born at:
in-the-sky.org/skymap.php
Also also in case people are confused about why im talking about stars in relation to the zodiac: the zodiac is from the stars. the zodiac is made up of the 12 constellations that lie on the ecliptic, the path the sun and planets take through the sky in relation to the stars. (there are actually 13 constellations on the ecliptic, but 12 is a nicer number, so ophiuchus was dropped. the times for each one were also edited to be equal). When the zodiac was devised, it was (and still is) believed that the position of the celestial bodies (the sun, moon, and planets) in relation to the sky when you were born, affected your spirit.
Astrology hasn't kept up with precession, even though the greeks knew about it. I've got no idea why. Though, likewise, astronomy is also very stubborn to let things go, hence why the First Point of Aries, the position of the sun on the spring equinox, is solidly in Pisces. In another 2000 years it will be in Aquarius.
What
@@me9515 same
There are 12 signs
@@ClassicClown when did i say there weren't
@@me9515 updated it with more information
I edited this comment cuz it was kinda making people mad, so im sorry to the people i made mad :(
I was playing n i got notification i saw emkay and i clicked as fast as i couldve
What would you choose between trash and garbage?
I remember someone saying pale green
I've seen this meme so much but I'll allow it
@@charliegoldstein6135 dude i fcking know that
"Your name backwards is your demon name"
Kids named Bob and kids named Anna: "I dont even have to think :}"
I don't know who that guy ís.
Also, about the sleeping comfort, mellennials just want life done, so danger isn't a factor.
@The Sneezing cheese thank you! I am, I'm trans, and I'm lesbian. Clearly haven't changed my name on my email yet cause of family, but still.
@@johnbewley3119 feels like being straight with extra steps.
@@badersama514 ok. Either you're a troll, or you just can't keep bad takes to yourself. Either way, go back to TH-cam kids
@@johnbewley3119 he’s joking
But who was that guy...
I have the feeling that the reasoning of why do you like sleeping staring at the wall is because company, when you stare at the wall, you know that there's no room for someone in front of you which meant it's ok.
While sleeping at the opposite way make you realize that you're all alone every night sleeping no one that's in your view, just a despreate void of nothingness to see, no one will ever be beside you, and you don't know when or how you will die in that bad because when you realize you're being stabbed you will see the murderer in front of you, smiling, seeing you finally died by their hands and still, no one saw that, the only thing was with you till the end is death, despair, and lonelyness... no one see you died, and that person? He can easily pretend that he didn't do that... and times go on and on, people starting forget about you, but you died Rest but not in peace....
Nah I want to make room for my sleep paralysis demon
And because there is less room for demons to spawn into
Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would die for Miss Peanut
9:54
*I know they aren't fireworks but its more comforting to think they are*
Me: *an innocent civilian passing by a police car*
Also me: wait what if they pulled my car over and arrest me because they smelled something suspicious that magically appeared-
*can they tell im trans? Wait, did they called the vine police and are now going to interrogate me in a dark room: Why are you gey?*
17:58 Fun Fact: this is the exact number of minutes in a calendar year, thus meaning that this guy has been leaving the Drake & Josh theme on repeat since January 1st, 2017 at 12 AM and finished at January 1st, 2018 at 12 AM. Dedication.
3:50 happy late birthday Jack!
you are closer to your death
17:36 This... The second sentence's about 8 first letters of THIS are the most friccin relateable thing in my LIFE
Did you notice that he said "I'm no intentional murderer" at 16:22
so who did he kill
That's for us to find out
I clicked on this faster than a middle school relationship
Hello there
Why hello there
@@omity381 General kenobi
@@dasdasdaxzvea General Kenobi
@@dasdasdaxzvea 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝕜𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕓𝕚
10:08 As a person raised and born in florida... that is very true. we might have amusment parks, beaches, and vacation spots but oml, the people is another source of entertainment that netflix ,mtv,and TLC has yet to film besides jersey shore Miami and tiger king.
If demon names are our names backwards then Robin’s demon name sounds like the N word combined with the stonks meme.
My demon name would be semaj
@@jameshays4298 mine would be dogmemcipe
Someone moves next to your house.
NIBOR
NIBOR THE DESTROYER!
Mine is nisioR
😈
"I'm Jack, I'm one of the readers on EmKay"
hm, thanks i didn't know that
its a joke btw, i know he was being kind
the I know this is a joke part SaYs AlOt AbOuT sOcItY
I enjoy to please children
"If someone says you're a Taurus, you're probably a Gemini or some bull"
No Taurus is the bull smh my head
Why doesnt this have more likes
@@AWeirdWolf It's a joke sweetie relax
@@AWeirdWolf it's the same as "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
Ben ten reboot really said: Let's turn a teenager into a 5 year old!
Me: *making a torture chamber*
Minecraft's background music: _Calm Piano Playing Intensifies_
15:20 “this guys *digged* the whole Egypt around him”
Me being a slight Grammar Nazi: *visible frustration*
0:03
Boffy: This is my jam.
I fully agree
4:45 can we just talk about how this is the best thing to ever freaking exist? Like seriously kirby with his 'abilities' can and will become every single person on the entire Earth.
If Kirby swallowed me *(PLEASE DONT DO IT)* he or she would like trains.
"congrats for making it trough this video"
am i supposed to just die halfway into the video!??!??!?!??!?
16:19 My mind kind of has this with when I'm interacting with anyone.I just start thinking like ''What if I spat on them'' or ''What if I was just incredibly rude to them for no reason'' and i dont want to do those things but something in my head is just like DO IT
Oh, wow! That is *relatable!*
"I want Australia to be in lockdown so I can do that..."
Famous last words.
someone saying: YOU GOT NOMED the other person: YOU GOT DEMON someone saying: what oh OH SHI
7:30 - jokes on you, my dog stays with me! He’d NOTICE!
13:45 - Nothing is stopping you from ordering some m&ms and a mask and trying it at home... Be the horse you've always wanted to be.
Flamingos sleep on one leg
I have nothing intresting since i’m early
Also there ankles look like knees :)
owls have legs, long legs...
*bird facts*
That's pretty interesting
penguins have knees
*bird facts: the return*
8:55 man he is gonna go nuts when he finds out about mobs that can wear enchanted armor and use enchanted weapons
The noise in the first one describes what my nervous system feels like when I hit that funny spot on my elbow on the corner of the desk whilst snorting smarties whole.
ay im in school very epic that EmKay posted
Tell me the truth, how many persons aren't wearing a facemask?
Idk like 100.000 in the world
Mid-term holidays are a great thing
same. skiping online classes to watch EmKay
You go to school?
8:13 even my cheap, basic, and old Toshiba fridge closes it’s door on its own
Me with my bed in the middle of the wall:
I don't have such weaknesses.
7:14
2:51 fun fact, while many rodents are like humans in that they are also born totally helpless pink jellybeans who can't even open their eyes OR sometimes ears (their ears are actually "closed" for a day or two before the flaps detach and pop up into normal ears, probably to protect the ear canal during birth?). HOWEVER, guinea pigs are born fully developed, able to walk, run around, with open eyes, fur and teeth, they nurse the first days and up to three weeks for nutritional boost, but after about 3 days they can altready eat solid food.
“If at this point you don’t know who this guy is, you are very very sheltered”
who is this guy
Apparently we're very sheltered. But in reality I just have difficulty remembering people.
May I please be INFORMED
There's a difference between being sheltered and really not giving a fuck. Since it was brought up though, yeah, who's the bald guy?
idk who that is either please someone tell us
Yeah, no clue who he is.
7:14
This is why i have my cat sleeping towards the door so that i feel safe.
"why tf doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart"
some random guy in the world: *climbs to inside the fridge*
fridge: *starts closing*
random guy: no no no no no no no no no
fridge: *closes*
random guy: ...
"Man i feel like a 40 year old with this body"
Me: *40 years old, slowly sideeyes the other 40 year olds to not tell him that we're watching youtube videos at 12 am*
... *also it's two years later*
I was today years old when I realized that freaky sun baby is a woman. Her smile still haunts me though.
The fan art at the beginning took 7 hours
7 HOURS
(The time was shown under the picture)
The problem with youtube kids is it doesn’t have anything for kids who aren’t toddlers but aren’t old enough to ge tyoutube
Along with the low Iron there's also a possibility of your leg going from absolutely still to SPEED
7:15 well, its that sleeping on your left side is more comfortable than sleeping on your right, so flip your bed and you can get the best of both worlds
"Lawyer: deny everything"
Policemen: ok did you not frick a 9 years old?
Client: of course I did! With a stick
what
...
Vault couldn't think of anything else so...yeah
I am... Mildly confused.
How dare they lewd my girl Raphtalia. She's only like 10 years old so leave her alone
What?
yeah shes 10 yrs old
@@jeriahlancetamayo6076 yeah
@@marleysecillano561 She's one of the few you can't lewd.
I just wanna know the sauce
18:00 my guy listened to I Found A Way for a WHOLE YEAR??? commitment!
"it looks so tedious to trace"
literally every artist: who's gonna tell him?
0:40 this is done on Ibis paint x and where it says "time" it turns hours into minute e.g. 1 hour = 1 minute so this man spent 7 HOURS on this art.
Me someone who doesn't like cheese: there is another
2:33 they learned their lesson last time, they’re not making the same mistake twice