Better than pausing and stuttering trying to say the word “apple”. I try to have a fun conversation, then they lose concentration on my third work because I can’t speak any language.
“I wish there was a villain who’s backstory was just them getting their jeans stuck on a door or something” Alternate world doofensmirtz who became evil because he lost his Choo choo train: exists
"You've done well to make it thus far, hero..." "Enough with the niceties!!! Reveal yourself to me foul villain!" "They call me....." *looks around cautiously* "Hi- *hic*... GODDAMIT-"
I went through the comments before watching the video and mistook the + for an x and thought that there was some kind of RotG and HtTYD shipping fanart further down in this video.
I think by "irrational" you meant extremely justified! Hiccups suck, they interrupt you talking, they're annoying to get rid of, and after a while, they even hurt your chest :,,,(
2:04 Ahhh Perry the Platypus, behold my 'No-more-pants-loop-inator'. Back when I was a child, my father always made me do my brothers laundry out in the creak by the woods. Sadly, since Roger always had new clothes, I only got old ratty pants with very wide belt loops. Every day, these loops would get hooked everywhere. The door handle, the branches of trees and bushes, rocks... But now this will finally have an end!
Realizes elastic waistband has existed for like 30 years, gives up on evil because sweatpants "are just soo comfortable " goes back to evil once perry leaves and he " can't get this darn waist string untied"
I love it when TV channels show ads for other channels, or when different companies work together for an ad. For example, in Germany, there were two ads, made by two companies. They basically set up an award show of some sort, and in the ad for each company a representative of the other company would get ready to accept the award, when their competitor was declared winner and the representative looked salty about it. Like, one ad had company A win, with a representative of company B expecting to win, and the other ad had it flipped. Also, remember when Nickelodeon had this day once a year where they would stop their program from like 8am to 6pm to get kids to go outside and play?
@@steamedcrabs9514 Honey, I'm not sure if you know but just to keep you safe you don't give away that information to strangers on the internet. I just want you to be safe.
I would love to see a villain who's entire premise is that they're essentially the most unlucky person ever. And most of the time they just end up as the villain because they just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. And not in the completely innocent way, but they just decided to go along with it because they are a villain in their own right, but they end up getting wrapped up in the schemes of others.
12:20 Sounds like a dream job. No loud engines allowed to mow the grass in the middle of the night, though, so you gotta use a scythe. All you need is a black robe to complete the ensemble.
9:45 Man: You see, I did not kill that dog, he just got under my car. Kitten: Meow. Judge: Yes, yes, Ms Kit, you are indeed correct. Now, Mr Mann, tell us why did you kill the dog. Man: But I did not! Kitten: Meow. Judge: Yes, Ms Kit, he's clearly guilty. Man: But it wasn't even my car! It was your wife's! Kitten: Meow. Judge: Yes, yes, we must execute my wife for such a grievous crime.
"Yesterday, I finally achieved what every single college student in America has dreamed of, yet can only hope will happen to them. That's right. I got run over by a bus on campus" I mean, the real dream is getting ran over by a bus on campus, dying, and then getting taken into some magical fantasy world filled with hot elves.
Not gonna I have always dreamed of this except the dying and elves, always wished it was the dean’s car, want to see the look on their faces when I pay my student loan.
Not gonna lie I have always dreamed of this except the dying and elves, always wished it was the dean’s car, I want to see the look on their faces when I pay my student loan.
jack: "hey you precipitating parrots" me: not even 20 seconds in and I have so many questions already. Also me: eh, I clicked here, so what did I expect...
Friendly reminder to all Americans planning on going to protests: learn first aid for things such as broken bones, bullet wounds, cpr, etc, just in case things escalate
@Eldritch Abomination Finally I found a Western country with a worse education system than the bullshit one we have in my country. At least when it comes to the lower levels of education. University might be for free but it doesn't perform as university at all
@@chirodd8381 Truth. We have “health” classes here that teach us absolutely nothing. Hell, I think they’re even an elective. Zero real life survival skills taught in our schools.
The belt loop getting caught on a door handle has definitely happened multiple times. Sometimes it's the pocket that gets caught too. Almost lost my shorts once while trying to carry something big through the screen door lol
jack: where did this year go!? me: every day feels like its been a week long, but i wake up the next day and the year is almost over... if it weren't for covid i would have failed one of my middle school classes, but, ya know... its f*cking covid... i got a puppy of my own this year, followed by my mom getting 2 more puppies, making the dog count at my house 7 dogs with 3 of them not potty trained, making it a stinky hell... my year has been long and short, blessed yet cursed, good but bad................................. oh god someone please help me
4:02 this kind of happened to me. When I was flying, me and my instructor found an ATAT drawn in the snow and we went down to look at it. I love being a pilot
Robin: "welcome back ladies and gentlemen!"
Jack: "hey you precipitating parrots"
I can't like it is 69
The Lexikitty: Hi, sexy, I'm Lexi!
@@gabriellavedier9650 Lexi's intros always warm my heart, she's so amazing
@@potapeto7288 you can now
Lexi: “hey sexy, I’m Lexi! “
Never seen a professional comedian just get hiccups mid script. This is gold
gold
@@gabe5819 aurum
He
Na
Ar
Jack: *talking*
Every 5 seconds: **hiC** *gOddAmNiT*
He sounds like he was choking lol
I hate them so BAAAAD darn diaphragm
He’s drunk. Edit: It's a joke-
@Kendall Calle r/wooosh
Better than pausing and stuttering trying to say the word “apple”. I try to have a fun conversation, then they lose concentration on my third work because I can’t speak any language.
Jack: **Tries doing a video**
Hiccups: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.
5:52 I loved how he thought he won at this part
@@neotheanimator6774 5:58 Yes
@@neotheanimator6774 15:56 IT'S BACK
Ahem, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fun Fact: things keep evolving into crabs.
Wgat
What
elaborate?
Someone watched PBS
Look at that I guess the algorithm had blessed us both
Jack: WHERE DID THIS YEAR GO
Me: please don't make it stay
BRUH
"WHERE DID THIS YEAR GO?!"
Hell... it went to hell
yes
yes
yes
yes
@@sad_boi_razor8983 the ultiamte hellspawn
Robin: "Welcome back ladies and gentleman"
Lexi: "Hey sexy, I'm Lexi"
Jack: "Hey you precipitating parrots"
I strive to have jacks energy and vibe
Lexi is personally my fav but jack is a close second LOL
@@TeaTabby HEY YOU PRECIPITATING PARROT
Me: hey hallucinations I’m lonely and welcome to my sad life
Hi my namien is damien
“I wish there was a villain who’s backstory was just them getting their jeans stuck on a door or something”
Alternate world doofensmirtz who became evil because he lost his Choo choo train: exists
No, he was already on that road (Or alternatively, on that track)
Just that the ChooChoo train was when he started ruling the world
He meant a GOOD villain
To all POSERS saying he was already going to be evil or smth, NO. Alternate world Doof didn't suffer all those things. KNOW YOUR FACTS
@@caiosergio5775 Oh
Well thanks, I only watched clips of 2nd dimension
-giddamn school making me miss my cartoons-
@@RandomL0s3r lol
Jack: where did this year go?
Me, an intellectual: to shi-
-shami
Me:Shin break
to narnia
ft to run
To hecc
baby on the plane: *demonic screaming*
baby coming off the plane whilst everyone's groggy and sleep-deprived: *passed out sleeping*
me and the boys about to leave the plane in mid flight
@@adenmendoza8913 Me and the bois about to throw the baby and the mother out of the plane mid flight*
@@monke3387 lmaooo
My Favourite Animal is the Fox, so I like you’re Profile Pic.
What does mean LMAO?
This video could be alternatively titled "The Five Stages of Grief: Hiccup Edition.
I have a feeling Jack's villain backstory is gonna be that he lost his marbles while being attacked by hiccups
Implying there is also a supervillan called hiccups
"You've done well to make it thus far, hero..."
"Enough with the niceties!!! Reveal yourself to me foul villain!"
"They call me....."
*looks around cautiously*
"Hi- *hic*... GODDAMIT-"
...Aaaand then his door handle caught his pants.
As someone with horrible hiccups... they're horrible.
No they're not because I drink.
Hahhahahahah ah hhaha
That blinking man could basically represent March to September for everyone here
wow
Hi
haha right?
I did it. I beat Justin to a video!!
I was almost first
but Jack + hiccups is the most adorable thing I've ever heard can he have them every episode?
It made the video even funnier
Kinda creepy
Its on 69 likes, reality can be whatever i want
I went through the comments before watching the video and mistook the + for an x and thought that there was some kind of RotG and HtTYD shipping fanart further down in this video.
@@fatherlengthyappendages3792 yaa
I'm glad there's someone else who shares my irrational hatred of hiccups.
I think by "irrational" you meant extremely justified! Hiccups suck, they interrupt you talking, they're annoying to get rid of, and after a while, they even hurt your chest :,,,(
Rational*
Completely rational.
same
First meme
"Let me try"
Blink
"WHY THE F IS 2020 STILL HERE
glad I am not the only one who did that
Its almost over now.
Its over!
hehe time travel it 2021 now
Hey... it’s 2021 now (:
Dam, Jack does a good joker impression
Dio?
DIO
Dio!
DIO
DIO
"STOP INTERUPTING MY SPEECHES." *Jack releases his inner Skeletor
"stressy, depressy, lemon zesty"
This is my favorite saying
Why is it so funny when he's so angry about his hiccups. Get more hiccups. Please! 😂
2:04
Ahhh Perry the Platypus, behold my 'No-more-pants-loop-inator'.
Back when I was a child, my father always made me do my brothers laundry out in the creak by the woods. Sadly, since Roger always had new clothes, I only got old ratty pants with very wide belt loops. Every day, these loops would get hooked everywhere. The door handle, the branches of trees and bushes, rocks...
But now this will finally have an end!
Whats crazy is this sounds like it could actually be in the show
Kr-r-r-r-r-r
Realizes elastic waistband has existed for like 30 years, gives up on evil because sweatpants "are just soo comfortable " goes back to evil once perry leaves and he " can't get this darn waist string untied"
D O O F
Can we make this an episode please
Jack's reaction to his hiccups are the most hilarious part of this video
Yes one hundred percent
Jack: Where did this year go?
Me: hell
Yes
We've reached peak comedy, Jack getting interrupted by his own hiccups.
25 years of ass
GOD DAMNIT!
Damn i was thinking the same thing
Y e s
When hiccups attempt to ruin a recording but fail
It just made it better
Yeah.
3w3
Jack: STOP SAYING 2020 CANT GET ANY WORSE!!!
Also jack: **said 2020**
His hiccups: You WHAT
2020 can't get any worse :)
@@zurich_ 2020 can't get any worse
@@meow.610 Yes it can't get any worse than this
IM SORRY
@@zurich_ SHUT UP DON'T JINX IT OH MY GOD
Cartoon Network even aired a commercial on Nickelodeon back in the day to get kids to turn the channel to watch Cartoon Cartoon Fridays. Good times
@@steamedcrabs9514 Thank you
I love it when TV channels show ads for other channels, or when different companies work together for an ad.
For example, in Germany, there were two ads, made by two companies. They basically set up an award show of some sort, and in the ad for each company a representative of the other company would get ready to accept the award, when their competitor was declared winner and the representative looked salty about it.
Like, one ad had company A win, with a representative of company B expecting to win, and the other ad had it flipped.
Also, remember when Nickelodeon had this day once a year where they would stop their program from like 8am to 6pm to get kids to go outside and play?
@@steamedcrabs9514 Honey, I'm not sure if you know but just to keep you safe you don't give away that information to strangers on the internet. I just want you to be safe.
@@steamedcrabs9514 No problem hun
did he just call us "Precipitating Parrots" - I- LMAO
kork u a parrot
no im the rarest type of bird,
*the seesaw bird*
lmAO I'M DYING HELP-
Stressy, Depressy, Lemon Zesty: Exists.
Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult: Finally, a worthy challenger. Our battle will be legendary!
i thought i was the only one who said that lol 😂
why tf is this funnyyyyyyyy
"Could you imagine a major villain, and their turning point was getting their jeans stuck in their door"
Is this a challenge?
fun fact that nobody is gonna use probably: some dogs can be allergic to cats
have a good day and dont die :)
Oh wow I didnt think that could happen. I might not use that but it sure is interesting
Also you have a good day and you be safe too :>
It’s 2020. I’m not completely sure if I’m even alive anymore
Ok cool
I know...
I can't wait for security breach
@@yourlocalpretzel7482 same
“Enjoy it!!! These are the best year of your life”
“This is the best???”
*I felt that*
I felt that
You felt that
Your mum felt that
We all felt that
@@amyartlover WE felt that *USSSR anthem intensifies *
PREPARE FOR THE NEW NEW COVID
KEEP IT AT 69 LIKES
Fun Fact: there's a part of the brain that says no hiccups, meaning the default is yes hiccups.
I would love to see a villain who's entire premise is that they're essentially the most unlucky person ever. And most of the time they just end up as the villain because they just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. And not in the completely innocent way, but they just decided to go along with it because they are a villain in their own right, but they end up getting wrapped up in the schemes of others.
Have you heard of kite man
The fact that Jack just kept recording instead of just pausing and fixing his hiccups is admirable
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Jack's surprisingly good Joker impression?
Edit: 2:10 for context
Thank you for putting a time stamp instead of forcing me to watch the entire video looking for the specific thing. You have my like.
Yes this is wholesome I love it!!!! 😃😄😃😄😃😄😃
the hiccoughs make him sound like he is censoring himself XD
This is genuinely my favourite Emkay video out of all of them, just because of how adorably angy Jack is at his hiccups
Jack: [Minding his own business]
Hiccups: *"So you have chosen... DEATH!"*
"Where did this year go?"
Down the toilet, man
12:20 Sounds like a dream job. No loud engines allowed to mow the grass in the middle of the night, though, so you gotta use a scythe. All you need is a black robe to complete the ensemble.
Its a 7 hour shift. That's $560 a day. I wonder what the benefits are and how many days a week?
Do you also have to do extra cleaning before a burial?
The character: *shuts the door and is figuring out how to escape*
The zombie outside: 14:01
how dare you skip through the video
That's a sin
"Guess I'm gonna just have to stay here fer the night, man. I'm sorry. *hic"
Why did that make me laugh so hard??
No.
"GET OUT OF ME!!!" - Jack, 2020
For those who are curious... the itch caused by mosquitoes is a side effect of a blood thinner they inject into you to make drinking easier
When you get the hiccups; breathe out, hold, wait for slight spasms in diaphragm -> you're cured...
When are you going to take your noble price?
Yeah, but please wait until after you're done recording, hiccups make the video a whole lot funnier.
@@Kartoffelkamm i AGREEEEEE
Fun fact: just because this year is ending, doesn't mean covid will, it's not milk, it won't just expire.
Fun fact: most fun facts aren't actually fun.
2nd fun fact: the human brain tastes sweet
3rd fun fact: anything that can melt can be made into glass
@@mushrooms_and_bonez also human glass
"Fun" fact
Unlike me
You seem to forget that the disease will end if the universe ends
Can everyone start talking about how Jack's hiccups are the most adorable thing ever, please?
No.
YES I love them he's adorable
No. Because we hate them. Everyone does.
9:45
Man: You see, I did not kill that dog, he just got under my car.
Kitten: Meow.
Judge: Yes, yes, Ms Kit, you are indeed correct. Now, Mr Mann, tell us why did you kill the dog.
Man: But I did not!
Kitten: Meow.
Judge: Yes, Ms Kit, he's clearly guilty.
Man: But it wasn't even my car! It was your wife's!
Kitten: Meow.
Judge: Yes, yes, we must execute my wife for such a grievous crime.
Yes officer i would like to report a murder
-ok. who was the victim?
- me
No seriously help I'm bleeding to death and the guy is dancing 10 meters away please help help help help help
_"The ambulance is coming, stay calm"_
3:07 altérnate ending:
Police: must be a snake
Police: *pulls out the guys wewe*
The guy: what the f-
I wanna apply to the Police so i can do it legally
“Where did this year go???”
During a deal someone made with the devil, the devil got to keep half of this year to torture indefinitely
"I'm sure a lighter would be cheaper."
* laughs in Zippo fluid *
Hickups:
Breath out, hold it for as long as you can, breath in BEFORE collapsing.
Hickups are gone!
BEFORE collapsing. Ahh. I got it.
Damn... read this too late, breathed in after collapsing
Magikarps are just like baby crocs. When they grow, they become fierce beasts. Don't mess with them
Give me you're nukes!
@@mingkanglin9017 lmfao imagine
@@mingkanglin9017 the other way around
"Yesterday, I finally achieved what every single college student in America has dreamed of, yet can only hope will happen to them.
That's right.
I got run over by a bus on campus"
I mean, the real dream is getting ran over by a bus on campus, dying, and then getting taken into some magical fantasy world filled with hot elves.
Not gonna I have always dreamed of this except the dying and elves, always wished it was the dean’s car, want to see the look on their faces when I pay my student loan.
Not gonna lie I have always dreamed of this except the dying and elves, always wished it was the dean’s car, I want to see the look on their faces when I pay my student loan.
4:25 i once saw two of my 7th grade classmates trade masks
You know where this year went, huh? It went too hell... haven’t come back yet
4:32 does anybody else get that painful hiccup, where when you hiccup and there’s a pain in your chest, I call it ‘The Painful Hiccup’
jack: "hey you precipitating parrots"
me: not even 20 seconds in and I have so many questions already.
Also me: eh, I clicked here, so what did I expect...
Jack losing his mind over hiccups is the most r/Me_irl thing in this whole video
Emkay: *tries to speak*
Hiccups: And I took that personally
Me: *trying to screenshot a meme*
Random "subscribe reminder":
You shall not.
I was the 69th like, thank me later
Keep it at 69
@@deadzone1025 too late
ねこ means cat for everybody out there
Fun fact doom guy an Isabell are friends in the game animal crossing
What game lol
@@stellarknight04 roblox
Thank you
I'm very sorry but it's Isabelle
Please don't take this rudely
@@Laqota r/woooosh
Robin: GET OUT OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Dirty-Minded ones: Thats what she said
Jack's villain origin story: getting their pant loops stuck on the door handles and interrupting hiccups
“Hey, you precipitating parrots!”
Okay, but...
Why does Jack have the perfect voice for a villain?
Yes
Why is no one talking about how cute Jack’s first hiccups are 🥺🥺
The one with the old lady knitting machine made me laugh so hard I fell over and my dog was seriously concerned, as did the one with the pee summoning
Me:2020 can't get worst
2020: you dare joke about me
Emkay:no. Don't. You dare.
Emkay: tells hiccups to get out of him.
Also Emkay: *sounds like Edward Richthofen
Jack: why are there hiccups here!
Damien: Drop the chips and shut up jack!
july 2020:exists
me sleeping:...
the year:NOW ITS DECEMBER BOIS
1:52
This is why I don't wear pants on a bad day.
Friendly reminder to all Americans planning on going to protests: learn first aid for things such as broken bones, bullet wounds, cpr, etc, just in case things escalate
wait americans dont learn first aid in 6th grade pe, wow no wonder america gets bullied
@@chirodd8381 actually, american schools don't teach first aid at all, except for optional classes, and thoes aren't even offered at most schools
@@eldritchabomination9726 so many deaths could have been avoided if first aid was taught in america, its honestly just sad
@Eldritch Abomination
Finally I found a Western country with a worse education system than the bullshit one we have in my country. At least when it comes to the lower levels of education. University might be for free but it doesn't perform as university at all
@@chirodd8381 Truth. We have “health” classes here that teach us absolutely nothing. Hell, I think they’re even an elective. Zero real life survival skills taught in our schools.
“Oh my god the fricking hiccuping is back! It was gone for so good.”
Think he was tired?
precipitating parrots is the newest phrase in my vocabulary... thank you
"Where did this year go"
I don't know and I do not care
I don't wanna know
Y E P
Glad I'm not the only one who goes into a yearly comma.
5:48
That lowkey gave me butterflies I- 😳
Damien's laugh gives me life. And now, Jack's hiccupping does the same.
0:03 the correct question:
Why is this year taking so slow to go fast
Nobody:
me realizing that texas is gonna be home of a baby hurricane:
Good thing I don’t live in Texas
@@Entropy101Q Thonk
I just realized that Jack could do a perfect clone trooper voice
The belt loop getting caught on a door handle has definitely happened multiple times. Sometimes it's the pocket that gets caught too. Almost lost my shorts once while trying to carry something big through the screen door lol
3:40 - Saved a life!
Are U "OwO's" Long Lost Child?
@@rakura4892 that's like asking if i am jacksfilm's lost abandoned son.
*I am.*
Because your username.
Where are furries born?
The wowomb
“I am sorry, your sister and her hubby are replaced by look a like cultists doing their afternoon rituals.”
jack: where did this year go!?
me: every day feels like its been a week long, but i wake up the next day and the year is almost over... if it weren't for covid i would have failed one of my middle school classes, but, ya know... its f*cking covid... i got a puppy of my own this year, followed by my mom getting 2 more puppies, making the dog count at my house 7 dogs with 3 of them not potty trained, making it a stinky hell... my year has been long and short, blessed yet cursed, good but bad.................................
oh god someone please help me
"YEAH WHERE THE HELL DID THIS YEAR GO"
did 2020 and 2021 just speed by in like 3 months yet it was a entire 2 years
4:02 this kind of happened to me. When I was flying, me and my instructor found an ATAT drawn in the snow and we went down to look at it. I love being a pilot
Right at the beginning: blinks again
"November 5th"
I swear yesterday was September.
@@lenalandmine same
“I mean, anything’s possible is you lie.” Yo anyone instantly thought of Kokichi there?
YES.
yis
Him: This is what happens-
Me: WHEN YOU LEAVE IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE
@Ñicole ⋇ Wolfie Yep thats it
IF U WANT IT DONE RIGHT NOW
Jack’s reaction to hiccups should be on r/me_irl too
13:21 - 13:34 Best thing I've ever heard from jack.
Somehow, hiccups make this the best Emkay video ever! 😂 You should just retitle it "the one with hiccups."
0:28
Houston, we've got a problem.
Jack getting mad at his hiccups is the most relatable thing in this video
2nd dimention Dr. Doofensmirtz: "Are you challening me?"
2:01
Spam it it sounds very weird