Honest Trailers | Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

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  • @cjkalandek996
    @cjkalandek996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    _"Shaking the camera to make the action more exciting is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting."_
    I think you summed that up perfectly.

    • @PlanetXerox
      @PlanetXerox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      one thing I can say about the Bourne trilogy: it did pave they way for some of the most poorly-made, incomprehensible action films of the 2010's, but at least it had a compelling narrative.

    • @cjkalandek996
      @cjkalandek996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@PlanetXerox to be honest, I think it was Michael Bay who started the shaky cam trend and the _Bourne_ movies just capitalized on it.

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@PlanetXerox Bourne movies managed to use it effectively for a sense of realism imo
      Others it seems like they are using it to cover up shortcoming and take shortcuts

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍

  • @pianist150
    @pianist150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Ok but "knowing the right people is half the battle" is unironically fantastic advice.

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      'Course, it's probably more than half.

    • @Seisoks
      @Seisoks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Intelligent and working hard will get you far. So far that on the horizon you might even see the butt of some dude who know some other dude.

    • @SamyulDavis
      @SamyulDavis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nepotism isn't good advice

    • @pianist150
      @pianist150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SamyulDavis Not what I said at all. In my experience it’s way easier to get a job if someone you know is working somewhere with an opening and thinks to recommend you or tells you you should apply. Management can determine your qualifications and somebody at the job that that they know and like vouches for you to be a good energy around the workplace. Making connections and networking are at least half the battle

    • @asmosisyup2557
      @asmosisyup2557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pianist150 I'd say its a good 70% depending on the role you're applying for.

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    "shaking the camera to make action more exciting is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting" - give this writer a raise!!!

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those jump cuts actually hurt my eyes.

    • @dennyjones6921
      @dennyjones6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only time I’ve enjoyed shaky cam was in the hunger games because it really gave you like the panicky nauseating feel of when they were reaping the kids names but anytime I see other than that it just annoys me

  • @ItsTheGuy77
    @ItsTheGuy77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    So great to see Warrior get a mention. It's such an amazing martial arts series. The fight choreography & action is so incredible. So under appreciated. Glad HBO Max renewed it for a third season!

  • @christianregala5393
    @christianregala5393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    They managed to make the most likeable character of GI Joe to the most unlikeable movie of GI Joe

    • @torram4388
      @torram4388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It takes talents, you know?

    • @KayJay940
      @KayJay940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The most likable character was that female one. And I dont even remember her name. Because back then they were allowed to have bewwwwbs and show them in a kids show.

    • @blak238
      @blak238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol so true

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Most likable Joe character? Shipwreck is in this?

    • @markwhite116
      @markwhite116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was actually the best one... the others were way worse

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Soo isn't the entire point of Snake Eyes that we never see his face or hear his voice? He's a silent ninja who works alone and cannot be beaten. Gotta love Hollywood ruining EVERYTHING.

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah, the original lore is he got major injury during the war that cost him his face and vocal cord.

    • @davidhanson4909
      @davidhanson4909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@manchesterunitedno7 Actually it was during the failed rescue of the Iranian hostages. The chopper went down and he got a face full of burning exhaust.
      I can't remember half my pass codes but I can remember a comic I read when I was eight.

    • @janus78
      @janus78 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its like Darth Maul got the story Snake Eyes was supposed to get.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After watching Black Noir's backstory from The Boys Season 3, it's the closest way how Snake Eyes should've been

  • @Nightshade_Ronin
    @Nightshade_Ronin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    Snakes eyes straight up ruined that man's life after everything he did for him.

    • @hpfusion8842
      @hpfusion8842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      and then he didn't even kill his fathers murderer...like even if it was just a job for the murderer, he still could have finished his goal, instead of wasting his whole time and ruining the Arashikage clan.

    • @KnarfStein
      @KnarfStein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@hpfusion8842 I know! The POS had no problem just handing a WMD to a murderous villain, yet won't go through with killing his father's murderer, whose location was traded with handing over said WMD. Also, Snake Eyes could've done some investigating by himself or asked the Arashikage clan for help to find the murderer's location. Instead, the clan nonchalantly welcomes him back after all the terrible things he had done.

    • @hpfusion8842
      @hpfusion8842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@KnarfStein Ye its really annoying, this film pissed me off - mainly because i saw potential with its good cast and good initial premise but it fails at the story and writing the motives of characters, every decision they made felt so sudden and random at times.

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He really did.

    • @Salty010
      @Salty010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hpfusion8842 agree man overall good cast but damn bad on story... i hate it...

  • @celticson
    @celticson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I was very pleased to see that this movie did justice to Storm Shadow, because it seemed like everyone else except the writers of the original comics made him just a straight up villain. But I'm disappointed that Skake-Eyes' redemption arc did not, in fact, have any redemption. Hindsight is not remorse.

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea.
      Snake eyes got away with his crimes way too easily.
      Plus storm shadow wasn't a complete villain in the last 2 movies.

  • @Zaob36
    @Zaob36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    Didn't Snake Eyes have an origin story in the first Joe movie. One that made him likeable and competent and righteous?

    • @David-bf6bz
      @David-bf6bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Snake eyes has an awesome back story... unfortunately it is that he is a disabled veteran that lost his family to a drunk driver but also a white male so not "current" day.

    • @CoyotesOwn
      @CoyotesOwn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nope, he was our mute G.I.Jonin from the start. We did get a few flashbacks, through.

    • @GuilhermeSantos-sd5uw
      @GuilhermeSantos-sd5uw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@David-bf6bz translate that to english now

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wouldn't say righteous but yeah.

    • @jeemoon1626
      @jeemoon1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He did. It was nothing like this movie lol.

  • @quppaaa2959
    @quppaaa2959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Finally! Iko Uwais gets the recognition he deserves!! Man is a beast! Go watch his films!

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    "My anacondas don't want none if you got pure heart, son." That one legit made me laugh out loud. 😆🐍

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It actually rythm well, lol

    • @RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher
      @RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dieptrieu6564 I thought Screen Junkies do Honest Trailers Buffy the Vampire Slayer???

    • @RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher
      @RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @kshamwhizzle Anya: I don't understand why Screen Junkies shouldn't make Buffy the Vampire Slayer Honest Trailers and they make Snake Eyes instead?

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher Why did you ask me that. What that have anything to do with this

  • @WuKingdom1
    @WuKingdom1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Shaking the camera to make action more exciting is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting." That really hit home for me lmao

  • @zed-up
    @zed-up 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "You want shaky cam, just shake your head in front of your screen" this is the funniest thing you have said in a while😂😂

    • @leonakalionking
      @leonakalionking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya that's a sick burn lololol

    • @laviniasnow4494
      @laviniasnow4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, got me laughing out loud. 🤣

    • @ryanschwartz4959
      @ryanschwartz4959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tried it: my eyes were still focused on the screen, so it didn’t make much of a difference.

  • @sammydanger7287
    @sammydanger7287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I had all of those GI Joe’s. Slice and dice were brothers in my toy sessions. Dojo was always the grand master. And nunchuck usually died 😂

  • @kepckatherinec805
    @kepckatherinec805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Shaky cam is a euphemism for “Why bother spending the time and money necessary to create a spectacular scene, when we can fake out the audience by jostling the cameras during filming? No one will notice our low brow, crappy distraction tactics!”

    • @alresave
      @alresave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The problem is that the cast had the potential to get awesome martial arts action scenes but they were wasted by using that shaky cam bull

    • @jedendwa5658
      @jedendwa5658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Infinity wars reboot with shaky cams would be awesome.

    • @foxhound13
      @foxhound13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      they had the right people. If they focused without shaky cam for 2 scenes, that gets people talking about the movie, you would have a better chance at saving it. I don't understand why studios do shaky cam anyway. its been proven from the hallway scene in daredevil, The Protector, and many others.

    • @xcellentcreations3312
      @xcellentcreations3312 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it worked for taken

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@xcellentcreations3312 But that was ancient, and more recent action flicks since The Raid and first John Wick proved no need for shaky cam if you have capable actors and fight stuntmasters to just do their job.

  • @silverwaremirror9451
    @silverwaremirror9451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Please say: “Shang-Chi is the closest thing we’ll get to a good live-action Avatar: the legend of Aang”

  • @ChefJeff789
    @ChefJeff789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "Knowing the Right People is Half the Battle!" ROFL

    • @plcthelegacy4131
      @plcthelegacy4131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      G.I. JOOOEEE!!!

    • @niclyx7970
      @niclyx7970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's called "networking" /s

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean…he’s not wrong lol 😅🤷🏾‍♂️😩

    • @KRobinson-ko1ne
      @KRobinson-ko1ne 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Pork chop sandwiches!”

  • @danielcolucci802
    @danielcolucci802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Ra’s al tool” and “wanna know how I got these scars” made me burst out laughing 😂

    • @mew10521
      @mew10521 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Oh this guy was great in Raid Redemption. Let me put him in this movie and then proceed to shake the camera so that you don't see how great he is."

    • @EthanIrizarry
      @EthanIrizarry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This movie was a straight up disrespect to Iko Uwais!

    • @matthewboer8279
      @matthewboer8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s called the “Mile 22” treatment

    • @losr98
      @losr98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@matthewboer8279 yeah that was a hate crime of a movie and Iko should not have been wasted like that lol. Probably one of the worst action movies I've seen in recent years

  • @angelicvega7040
    @angelicvega7040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I walked away 100% *Team Storm Shadow* at the end of this film. It made me turn on Snake Eyes reeeeal quick.

  • @diegowushu
    @diegowushu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    > Hires actors who are awesome martial artists
    > Uses shaky cam making the action incomprehensible
    Why are you like this, Hollywood?

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When it comes to bad movies there are two choices they can make, a smart one and a stupid one. And they always pick the stupid one

    • @ItsTheGuy77
      @ItsTheGuy77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was so excited when I saw that they got Iko Uwais. Been a huge fan since I saw the Raid films. He's so awesome. But they wasted him, again! Just like that Mark Wahlberg movie a while back

    • @Noremac25
      @Noremac25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      STOP saying "Hollywood", just say Paramount.

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's like hiring James Earl Jones to play a mute.

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Noremac25 they’re not the only studio guilty of stuff like this

  • @jdmorice
    @jdmorice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    In honour of Norm Macdonald say: “Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.” RIP

  • @WaterMeLoan64
    @WaterMeLoan64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I’m glad I get to watch this Honest Trailer for Snake Eyes instead of the actual film.

    • @Finderup16
      @Finderup16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @ItsTheGuy77
      @ItsTheGuy77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same here. I was looking forward to it until I heard that it uses Shaky cam. I hate that ish so much. It's so nauseating to watch. The actually got actors who can perform martial arts & a good choreographer but they still went with Shaky cam.

    • @TEKKENKING23
      @TEKKENKING23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here. I can't wait for CinemaSins to tear this movie a new one

    • @AJMIckna2010
      @AJMIckna2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TEKKENKING23 Between CinemaSins and Screen Junkies I've saved a ton of money.

    • @LifeSucks
      @LifeSucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah don't bother, it super sucked.

  • @supercutify.8898
    @supercutify.8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Iko Uwais is amazing, he is soooo criminally underrated this day!

    • @remixthestyle
      @remixthestyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn't get the movies he deserves

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only because The Raid 3 hasn't happened.

  • @madorcvalfort5129
    @madorcvalfort5129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I would have liked this movie better if it had been called 'Storm Shadow : Origins'. His arc was a far more interesting story.

    • @placignation1533
      @placignation1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True or its story is like John Wick

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Absolutely agree. He's my fav character. Also who on earth ever asked to see a maskless talking snake eyes? He's badass because he's so mysterious

    • @WadeMcG
      @WadeMcG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@megkrish7568 Kind of like having a Judge Dredd movie where we fully see his face (Stallone's in that case).
      I also have to agree with the Epic Voice guy on shakey cam.

    • @Superion74
      @Superion74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stormshadow has always been my favorite. Unfortunately he always live in the shadow of Snakeye, even though he's far more complex and interesting. Plus, he joined the JOES once and I have the toy to prove it.

  • @eerrrrrrfolks
    @eerrrrrrfolks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I literally watch these videos before deciding to watch the movie.
    Thanks again @ScreenJunkies
    😘🤘

  • @LeoJay
    @LeoJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    GI Joe animated show is still the best after all these years. This movie was straight up disrespectful to his character.

    • @artofmartialcinemaamc5334
      @artofmartialcinemaamc5334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hollywood has had a knack for that for at least the past 5-6 years. Star Wars, Tomb Raider, Snake Eyes, Mortal "Combat " 2021, Black Widow (with Taskmaster specifically), yeah almost seems like they're doing it on purpose lol

    • @marcm5207
      @marcm5207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was disrespectful to all characters depicted. The Baroness is going to have a hard time recovering from this...

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@artofmartialcinemaamc5334 That's what happens when you get screenwriters who have never seen a single piece of original material.

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Battles Without Honor And/Or Clarity." Niiiiiiiiiiice.
    Although I am disappointed by the lack of porkchop sandwiches.

    • @DnDBeyond
      @DnDBeyond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's in the HT for the other two GI Joe movies!! We won't let you down!

  • @rectoraakor8843
    @rectoraakor8843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    It's ironic that the shaky cam scenes are done by "Steady" cam operators.

  • @andyking894
    @andyking894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Could you grace us with "Germans love David Hasselhoff" for the late Norm MacDonald, please?

  • @TheLowBrassDude
    @TheLowBrassDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    When you want someone to make a kung-fu movie, you get the director of the Time Traveler's Wife.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait.. that doesn't make any sense

    • @virgilhawkins5680
      @virgilhawkins5680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kung-fu is Chinese. This is a Japanese setting.

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@virgilhawkins5680 Yet more than half of the main characters in it aren't Japanese.

    • @hilmanic28
      @hilmanic28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kadosho02 It's sarcasm. The director is known for directing Time Traveler's Wife (my favourite romance movie btw)

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hilmanic28 I totally get it. But still surreal Snake Eyes had a movie

  • @IsaacSabuni
    @IsaacSabuni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Shaking a camera to make action more exciting, is like shaking a book to make the words more exciting" hahahahahahahaha u got me on this....almost snorted my beer

  • @mksongbird
    @mksongbird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    wasting Iko Uwais in any action film should be illegal.

    • @jb57551
      @jb57551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Oira Tio The film where he showed in and its other members of the "Sequel Trilogy" is hated by A HUGE NUMBER OF fans regardless of Iko Uwais' involvement.
      So I should say it counts, but I DIDN'T NOTICE HE WAS THERE UNTIL I CHECKED IT OUT FOR MYSELF (I'm aware about it by the time I replied)

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's happening everywhere in any Hollywood movies he starred in

  • @omegadrive9999
    @omegadrive9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    From the Studio that let the MCU slips through their fingers.
    Let that sink in for a minute, they had it partially in the palm of their hands.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Please say "We are ninjas, the masters of stealth and misdirection. That is why we always charge at our enemies in broad daylight while screaming."

  • @topherstott
    @topherstott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The scene with all of the katanas in the cab of the truck was pretty rad! Keep up the good work screen junkies

  • @beckerqueiroz
    @beckerqueiroz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You want shaky cam? Shake your head in front of the screen!" - I'm stealing this.

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *Hope you guys are planning a "Hocus Pocus" HT for October!*

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up, bot.

  • @paradisecity0406able
    @paradisecity0406able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This movie just made me want to watch Brian de Palma's 'Snake Eyes' with Nic Cage.

    • @TheMiddlingGamer
      @TheMiddlingGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a really good movie

    • @PoloLoiTamin
      @PoloLoiTamin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheMiddlingGamer the opening scene is my Fav

    • @xlr8466
      @xlr8466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's high praise

  • @JavierSalcedoC
    @JavierSalcedoC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Haven't seen Peter Mensah since Spartacus! He's such a talented actor
    And speaking of... Would you dare doing a Spartacus Honest trailer?

  • @commonsense5199
    @commonsense5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Please do an Honest Trailer for Deadly Class. That show deserves justice.

    • @thejmeister
      @thejmeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I freakin' love Deadly Class.
      It really deserves an Honest Trailer.

    • @thecraziestcrayon
      @thecraziestcrayon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yasss!!

    • @cornettomsc
      @cornettomsc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Still hoping for season 2....

  • @TheCatWatches
    @TheCatWatches 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cobra Commander needs more love. Latta’s performance carries most of the original show. Don’t know why he gets so little screen time in these films.

  • @rushmaverick1923
    @rushmaverick1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    They really need to do live action G.I. Joe up right. Especially with all the love that Captain America has been getting for the past 10 years in the MCU. We need more "Real" American Heroes.

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Audie Murphy and Desmond Doss are real American heroes...

  • @shikhar.awasthi
    @shikhar.awasthi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Warrior got cancelled but this got made!

    • @donniescorner1649
      @donniescorner1649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      warrior was un-cancelled. season three is coming to HBO max in 2022/23.

  • @32roso
    @32roso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When he found out on r.i.p.d. I lost it. It was funny and I'm crying now haha

  • @lauradaly8020
    @lauradaly8020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your reviews have saved me a lot of money

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:28 That is my comment in an Honest Trailer!! That is so freaking awesome!! 😆

  • @geriwan1
    @geriwan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Starring: ... Hard Master Baiting ..." Excellent😂😂😂.

  • @sahiltaware27
    @sahiltaware27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Okay, I need the Netflix Daredevil Honest Trailer like, right now.

  • @JennySparkz
    @JennySparkz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That shaky cam analogy was on point.

  • @TheOldSoul
    @TheOldSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    @Screen Junkies Please do an Artemis Fowl Honest Trailer, that was a travesty

  • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
    @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The place is a total mcdojo"
    That one got me 🤣

  • @taurinstraiter2325
    @taurinstraiter2325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's official. Action director Olivier Megaton made one of the most memorable action movies of the 2010s. Who doesn't remember Taken 3 (2014)? It is still on everyone's mind. :P

  • @jules_414
    @jules_414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Would love to see an "every James Bond movie" trailer

  • @castieleclipse
    @castieleclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The 2 or 3 flashbacks from the first movie were all the back story I needed for Snake Eyes, not this nonsense that makes me feel bad for Storm Shadow.

  • @michaelmbau3953
    @michaelmbau3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the Omar Little homage Epic Voice Guy. Didn't know I needed it til I heard it

  • @BuruIgeru
    @BuruIgeru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:34 These people just straight up ripped off a shot from Rurouni Kenshin: Kyoto Inferno
    Probably just one of the many injustices they did to Kenji Tanigaki here

  • @tumopanene1545
    @tumopanene1545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That shaky cam comment had me DYING! LOOOL

  • @dunnagan5
    @dunnagan5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honest Trailer of Warrior since you showed a clip! That show needs more mainstream attention!!

  • @thedullohanvids
    @thedullohanvids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Most of us will probably be shaking our head in front of the screen anyway. making the shaky cam all the more drastic.

  • @OuterRaine
    @OuterRaine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Me: Alright! Time for some Snake Eyes action.
    Snake Eyes:(Sucker punches woman)
    Me:(Empty Seat)...

  • @ggdhdhdhf9969
    @ggdhdhdhf9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love they made a msg pun

  • @brandonjones5879
    @brandonjones5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ‘Stealthy ninjas’ running screaming into battle. Nice!

  • @TastyScotch
    @TastyScotch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Slice and Dice were actually my favorite GI Joes when i was a kid 😂

  • @luisc2975
    @luisc2975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I didn’t care about this movie and any others before it, and after watching honest trailer, I’m happy with my choice.

  • @WynterPhenix
    @WynterPhenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    No comment about how almost every fight scene was done in near complete darkness so you couldn't see it happening?

    • @jerico.b
      @jerico.b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shaky cam and darkness, what a sick combination. It actually made me sick just watching a few scenes in this video.

    • @krynico8451
      @krynico8451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like game GOT final battle

  • @midus0013
    @midus0013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Patiently waiting for the Daredevil netflix series. And do the Punisher while you're at it.

  • @uncleharm8893
    @uncleharm8893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAKE" - death of a franchise

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I thought this was going to be an Honest Trailer for the other movie called Snake Eyes, with Lieutenant Dan.

    • @byronheath8925
      @byronheath8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah, that one had Captain Corelli in it too.

    • @cheric3434
      @cheric3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dame they need to do that movie that would be Great 😮😍😁

  • @saturnv2419
    @saturnv2419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Modern Ninjas and samurais: using katanas in a gun fight.
    Actual Ninjas and samurais: mass produced gunpowder weapons and used them extensively in combat.

  • @ashramjathan4258
    @ashramjathan4258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Definitely need to see a Kung Fu Hustle honest trailer now

    • @virgilhawkins5680
      @virgilhawkins5680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kung Fu Hustle is its own honest trailer.

  • @dayoolaleye1265
    @dayoolaleye1265 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo that clip from Cobra v. Ninja at the end really takes me back

  • @MrNemo721
    @MrNemo721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I didn't even know this movie existed until now

  • @MusicoftheDamned
    @MusicoftheDamned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It says *a lot* that so many talented actors managed to be wasted on a movie that no one asked for in the first place. Way to go with another spectacular failure, Paramount. Are you actively collecting them at this point?

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    also the original 80's Snake Eyes figure was like the cheapest to produce because the thing was only molded in a single color thus saving the paint budget.

    • @jeanvonestling7408
      @jeanvonestling7408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which is great way to show how great things are created by accident: saving paint made them call him commando, then Hamma made him a ninja to balanse storm Shadow, and gave him awasome back story.

  • @andrewwest3204
    @andrewwest3204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did you really use the ninja gaiden music for the credits? Awesome addition! (5:02)

  • @johnnysparkle
    @johnnysparkle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Do an honest trailer for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before the new Pony movie comes out

  • @ronineditor9920
    @ronineditor9920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:11 He sounded EXACTLY like Ken Watanabe, I kept thinking they did a deaging on him but apparently not.

  • @adingdingdiiing6740
    @adingdingdiiing6740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They knew the movie didn't have enough Snake eyes or Storm Shadow that they actually included the ending in the trailer.

  • @ProductBasement
    @ProductBasement 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last "starring" made me lol

  • @MaximumDiver
    @MaximumDiver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Please do an Honest Trailer of Kate! And please say: "I did nothing! The pavement was his enemy!"

  • @TheLivingThanos
    @TheLivingThanos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am soooo happy with that Metal Gear Solid reference

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    At least we now have _Shang-Chi_ to prove that Hollywood knows how to actually do a big-budget martial arts flick!

    • @Death0Row
      @Death0Row 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jackie Chan’s stunt team helps with that. They’re the reason I have a morbid interest in the Saint Seiya movie (same stunt team).

    • @EpicBeard815
      @EpicBeard815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Do we?

    • @hellolongden
      @hellolongden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And 80% is fantasy, martial is 10%

    • @blazeblade2180
      @blazeblade2180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hellolongden rather a mixture of both

  • @macinvictus
    @macinvictus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shakey cam take is completely accurate

  • @corporaterock6543
    @corporaterock6543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Say this, "Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ."

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So, I’m a little confused. It absolutely makes more sense that Snake Eyes is of Japanese/Asian ancestry, but I think In the most recent iteration (cartoon at least) they made Snake Eyes some lost white boy in Japan and Storm Shadow a traitor who tried to murder the head of the clan to take power. But, I don’t think the original cartoon went that deep into backstory. And Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow were always my favorites. So which is the actual backstory?

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Snake eyes was always a white USA war veteran.
      And him being discriminated in Japan was a big part of hi identity.

    • @j.p.6932
      @j.p.6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neeljavia2965
      That’s kind of what I thought. I definitely see the lack of diversity, but if it’s a part of a characters backstory (and he’s masked/helmeted the entire time), I don’t see the need to change the ethnicity. Like Scarlet, named for her red hair. It would be hard to work in an actress of color with a forced dye job, where other characters it doesn’t matter.
      I really don’t care; it just confused me and wasn’t sure what the official back story was supposed to be.

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@j.p.6932 I too don't care unless it greatly affects his storyline.

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neeljavia2965 it practically dose that’s why he was hated he was a whiteboy that was better then all of them

    • @neeljavia2965
      @neeljavia2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toren2099 Exactly.
      Diversity is necessary when it affects the characters basic traits or motivations.
      Not otherwise.

  • @alzoraig
    @alzoraig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Fast and Furious Presents: G.I. Joe Begins: Snake Eyes Origins: From the Book of SAW"
    Wait, What?

    • @Semudara
      @Semudara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
      ......... & Knuckles

  • @localyocal498
    @localyocal498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reakky hoping you guys do an Honest Trailer for Succession before Season 3 - that show is vastly underseen

  • @brithas
    @brithas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Please do the Halloween town movies they're perfect for honest trailers.

  • @heyjonjoebailey
    @heyjonjoebailey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the original GI Joe movies, and the cartoon, Snake Eyes is akin to Batman. He always is in the right place at the right time, he knows exactly what he’s doing, and he has unwavering focus and precision. This movie made him a thug who could box, and then turned into a ninja in like 3 days.

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Make an Honest Trailer for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before A New Generation hits Netflix

  • @IrvingDL506
    @IrvingDL506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Ninjitsu Boogaloo" LMFAO

  • @lostlegend2197
    @lostlegend2197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Please do an Honest Trailer for The Owl House

  • @noobmasterruben5167
    @noobmasterruben5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The joke about doors sliding up for Henry Goulding face is comedy gold

  • @jaykoops9502
    @jaykoops9502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can you do an Honest Trailer for Bumblebee? An origin story that was actually good and saved the transformers franchise!
    And can you say in your epic voice, "Decepticons, attack!"

  • @JounLord1
    @JounLord1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That ninja school sounds like someone played Skyrim where you can become the leader of the magic school while barely knowing any magic and decided to make a movie about it.

  • @dnmz1885
    @dnmz1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No mention of how they completely changed everything about Snake Eyes lore

    • @damonferrara3637
      @damonferrara3637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They mentioned that right at the start.

    • @artofmartialcinemaamc5334
      @artofmartialcinemaamc5334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro.... wtf do you even have EARS for 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤣 When the video said "he's kinda 🐌" , I'm pretty sure he was referring to YOU 😂😂

  • @commandercaptain4664
    @commandercaptain4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:15 PREACH.
    5:05 Call Me Plissken

  • @isaachaze1
    @isaachaze1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you want a good ninja flick, watch Revenge of the Ninja. Would actually make a great Honest Trailer now that I think about it. A classic.

    • @Alobo075
      @Alobo075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "It takes a ninja to kill a ninja.."

    • @virgilhawkins5680
      @virgilhawkins5680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Ninja Assassin. Not a great story but brutal action.

  • @behradbeh
    @behradbeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honest trailer for Warrior would be awesome! (the show)