Honest Trailers | G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra & Retaliation
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Honest Trailers | G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra & Retaliation
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
Executive Producer: Roth Cornet
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“Brendan Frasier for one scene? Why?”
Lmao even Screen Junkies realize not using Frasier more is a big mistake.
it was directed by the director of the mummy. its called a cameo dumb dumbs.
Stephen Sommers wanted Frasier, but his schedule wouldn't allow it, so he asked him to do a cameo. He's Rick O'Connell's grandson, so Sommer's Mummy trilogy is tied to his G.I. Joe movies
Not using Frasier? Was Kelsey Grammer in this somewhere!? (Sorry, I'm just amazed that _every_ comment somehow got "Fraser" wrong.) Bren-DAN FRAS-er. No 'i's anywhere.)
(Though maybe I shouldn't talk, since it would not be unfair to say that I should spend less time worrying about how other people spell Fraser, and more time figuring out which syllable gets the emphasis in "Brendan".)
@@mediapreviewer
Really?
"According to the director's commentary on the DVD, Fraser begged director Stephen Sommers to be in the movie, making it his fourth collaboration with Sommers after The Mummy franchise."
The kid fights are really well done, the child actors really put a great amount of effort and energy into the choreography. Hats off to them.
The kid practiced on Jack Black in Tropic Thunder
The other kid was the main guy in Kickin It
@@ThatGuyWithAComment what's that
*K I L L F I G H T*
It’s shot a little blandly, but the performances are rad
If Retaliation was better than Rise of Cobra, and Snake Eyes is better than Retaliation, that means we're only... five more reboots away from a good GI Joe movie!
What about the animated one from the 80s? Are you telling me the rich tapestry of Cobra-La wasn't masterful storytelling?
@@sailordaigurren8225 He probably doesn't consider anything without live action to a real movie. It isn't for adults unless it has real people on screen.
My mother has this attitude.
@@nobodyimportant2470 TBH, I was largely being sarcastic...
The movies are all right. Fast and Furious is A WAY worse and they're a hit, USA audience makes no sense
@@julienossola Fast and Furious is really popular outside of the US too though
Are we gonna ignore the fact that the movie had both Imhotep and Rick O'Connell?! They should've been the lead guys in the franchise.
Sommers likes finding roles for pals, so yeah, Vosloo, Fraser, and O'Connor were a given. I was actually looking for Patricia Velasquez (Anck Su-namon).
And also the Scorpion King!
The 1st GI Joe also had Lock-Nah. Ardeth Bay's nemesis in the Mummy Returns.
Benny was Dr. Mindbender in the first one, so that was at least 3 from The Mummy@@epbrown01
That was because Stephen Sommers directed Rise of Cobra. So he was personally respondible for casting those two.
Brendan Frasier could have definitely given a boost to the franchise, UNDERUTILIZED!!
I bet Brendan Frazier was begging them to just leave him on the cutting room floor .
Pure truth bro
Did the writers or producers not see The Mummy series of films? C'mon
@@kadosho02 Stephen Sommers's the director of The Mummy and Rise of the Cobra, so there're Arnold Vosloo (Imhotep) and Fraser (just cameo it's suck).
Omg yeeeeessssssss
Fun fact: The director of the first G.I Joe film directed The Mummy and the sequel, hence why Brenden Fraser is in the movie and mostly some of the cast including his buddy Beni!
It's also the second time, Dwayne Johnson has "taken" over from Brendan Fraser.
Fun fact: you just read fun fact
@@Finderup16 Yeah, with the sequel to "Journey To The Center Of The Earth."
I haven't watched the movie in a decade, and now I just realized that Brendan Frasier was only in one scene?! No wonder I never remembered it!
watched the movie twice still don't remember seein' him
I have a lot of nostalgia for The Mummy (1999), but I personally think Fraser's strengths lie in his comedic acting. You should really check out Blast from the Past and George of the Jungle (1997).
@@catdogmousecheese loved Blast from the Past and George of the Jungle.
@@catdogmousecheese Killed it in Scrubs also.
@@primefamous Blast From The Past is such a great movie
I’m still in shock thinking about how that “out of the picture line” made it into a Hollywood big budget film
"Inspector Harrison has an annoying habit of disrupting my arrangements."
"Would you like to have him... removed, sir?"
"Perhaps, yes. Perhaps it would be better if he were... taken out of the picture."
"Sorry, guys, you're doing it again. 'Have him removed'? 'Taken out of the picture'? I thought we agreed at the last meeting these terms were needlessly ambiguous. We agreed that if we wanted someone murdered, i.e. deliberately killed to death, then that's what we would say."
@@bificommander7472 is this a quote from a cartoon?
The "Sadly this is the best part of the whole franchise" was too hilarious.
Also, accurate.
@@poncho7626 exactly.
Snake eyes and Storm Shadow were the only good parts.
Not wrong though lol
@@neeljavia2965 ironically better than the Snake Eye origin film itself
@@quakethedoombringer Exactly
"So before you scroll past Snake Eyes on some streaming service..."
So accurate!
If you haven’t noticed they tend to do most movies that come to Netflix, that way there’s lots of current interest in it
It is literally the most generic film out of all of them. At least Rise of Cobra has some creativity to it.
Really not gonna acknowledge how Storm Shadow was definitely killed in the first, tossed down an arctic shaft into the arctic sea thousands of feet below the ice shelf which falls onto the facility, and yet he still survives like Palpatine in the Star Wars sequels just for the next movie's redemption plot to be centered around him lol
"Somehow, Storm Shadow returned."
Well, they didn't realize how much of a star in Asia the actor playing Storm Shadow was until they premiered there. Then, the producers stepped in... probably.
"He's a lost member of The Wu-Tang Clan."
I am 100 percent okay with that.
“sadly, this is the best part of the franchise” dang i couldn’t agree more
Honestly, I hated that scene. I thought the camerawork was too shaky, the editing too choppy, and the kids just wouldn't stop shouting!
Nothing to do with the Movies, but GIJOE toys were my absolute jam. I spent every cent I had on them for many years. They eventually got stored away into giant totes. A few years back, I gave everything that was still alive to a very good friend's kids. At one point, it was hundreds of guys, 25+ vehicles, most crotches and thumbs intact; Every Snake-eyes, Storm-shadow, Cobra Commander variation, and countless other guys, Rolling Thunder, just a TON of mid-late 80's stuff. Those boys still tell me to this day that they play with them every day. They'll outgrow them soon, but hopefully some future child gets to use them and they're passed down again.
My older brother and I would spend hours preparing every guy and vehicle for all-out war; equipping each unit with the appropriate ordinance. Often by the time we were done, we'd have lost the urge to even play and just spend another half hour putting everything away haha. Good times.
The "Shhh I'm hunting Cobwas" line was great
LOL... I was rolling!
I rewatched like 10x haha
I lost it at that point. Took me 5 mins to stop laughing.
Awesome.
@@heathb4319 yea I had a big laugh at that line. The rest was ok but that one line was just too good.
@@IkePaz me too. That was a good one
"Inventor of the fidget spinner" was brilliant 🤣
Do Loki honest trailer, It's a glorious purpose
It already happened, but in another timeline.
Thank you for acknowledging the women of this franchise.
I’ve spent a good couple of weeks trying to whistle like Zartan
"...Team America, also before your time?" i was not ready to hear that
Brendan Fraser for one scene always irritated me. I wanted him to go face with the guy who played Ihmotep again
My god.....the possibilities.
Someone tell me there’s fanfiction at least!
@@gpc_4279
Yes.The possibilities indeed, my friend
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337
I mean there's gotta be. Somewhere out there! Lol
I mean, they could have put him in the sequel where he had a fight scene with they guy who played Ihmotep (and died heroically in the process). They could have sneaked in some subtle reference like "So we meet again, Zartan" or "I will make sure you stay dead this time, Zartan"
No Loki Honest Trailer? There’s already a great Pitch Meeting!
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off Honest Trailer's back.
The show was not worth watching anyways
@@commandercaptain4664 Oh okay let me get off of that thing!
Snake Eyes origin: "A lost member of the Wu-Tang Clan". IMO that would be a better movie in every way.
FACTS!!
I'm gonna sew Storm Shadow and keep feeding him and feeding him 😅😅😅😅
@@ScorpionKING-qn2er and Rza is a legit martial artist too
@@Chuck_EL I know, I'm from Staten Island.....
Fun fact: the kid who plays snake eyes is a legit martial artist. Also, I love snake eyes and storm shadow. Best parts of those movies.
Honest Trailer Loki..
Comeon it's time for a glorious purpose.
LOL I’d like to know how that quote from Spider-Man 3 became a meme
They can't, it's too burdensome.
@@bullymaguire9987 give me rent...
@Lucifer Indeed, especially since we got the Pitch Meeting
I'm sure they're working on it.
Yoooo, Broooos!
My apologies for us internet fans being fickle, I think it's beyond just my opinion that you deserve at least 500k subs.
HEYYYY MAN!!!!!
Hey, EpicVoiceGuy, can you say "Son of the Mask is the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever"
They just don't understand what fans of G I Joe liked about G I Joe. The odd personalities, the silly catchphrases, Cobra Commander's incompetence and the yelling of our team names: YO JOE! COBRA!
That’s what the first movie was, so I don’t get the complaints
They also want to do origin stories for everything. Just give us the Joe's, fighting Cobra. Who cares how we got here.
@@ninjanibba4259 uh uh nobody yelled COBRA once, I watched for it, the personalities were generic and uninteresting and they turned Cobra Commander into a freaking scientist played by JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT! NOT MY JOES!
@@MrEtherOck that sounds like nitpicking, you didn’t actually expect for it to be translated perfectly on screen? The movie was popcorn fun and memorable at least
It sounds like everything desired in the initial comment was left out, even if the movie was popcorn fodder.
Please say: “Low key I kinda liked Loki.”
Don't ask him to lie!!
I literally only watched for snake eyes and storm shadow
Same
We all did
My Peeps, sadly I heard they ruined him in his solo film 🥺
@@Valgreen_0 Figures.
And Hasbro finally realized this a decade later. Then didn't cast Ray Park for it.
I never liked their approach to the movies. They should've just gone balls deep into 80s nostalgia and did the blue lasers and red lasers and added some humor.
Trufax. Team America: World Police was a better G.I. Joe movie than any of these crap burgers.
Hasbro never seems to know what to do with these real American hero’s.
because of China?
They want to deemphasise the American part to appeal to international audiences. It's the same reason that Iron Man was the front man for the Avengers in the MCU instead of Captain America.
A GI Joe tv series like The Falcon and The Winter Soldier would be awesome
*heroes
Stop apostrophe abuse today.
Eh most of the animated stuff has been pretty decent.
Do an honest trailer for the TRON franchise. Low key underrated.
"The Queen's Gambit Honest Trailer can also be...beautiful" - Beth Harmon
Yesss!!
"A lost member of the Wu-Tang Clan"
That made me literally lol 😆
I laughed out loud at the "KID FIGHT!" joke. Literally the perfect joke to drag out this long, well done.
There's only one scene I remember from the first movie: the chase scene with those nanosuits or whatever. That was pretty cool at the time.
There's only one scene I "remember" from the second movie: the escape scene from the monastery. That scene was so incoherent I completely blanked out during it. I had no clue what was happening while watching and I still have no clue what happened.
So yeah, that's that franchise summarized in like two sentences.
When the trailer showed those suits, I thought it was going to be a Halo movie.
Well, the mountain fight I thought was pretty neat afterwards.
Pretty much all the Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow stuff was pretty awesome
Especially in the second movie, their fight scenes are awesome. The snow mountains fight sequence is great!
Everyone loves Ninjas
Since you're willing to make an honest trailer for this, how about a Honest Trailer for Batman Beyond or Legend of Korra?
Hold did they do one for the last aiebender already
@@charlesstiver2869 Yup! They did!
Now, do a trailer for the 87 animated movie.
Speaking of, I'd like for Epic Voice Guy to say, "An itty-bitty ditty bag."
Forgotten how absolutely HORRIBLE and embarrassing those movies were.
Week 96 of asking for a Netflix Daredevil honest trailer.
Same here dude
^^THIS ^^PLEASE
That RZA character introduction with the "keep feeding 'em, and feeding 'em" (METHOD MAN torture intro) is a real DEEP Wu Tang Cut, kudos to you guys
Wu-Tang is for the kids you know
Still waiting for the Loki Honest Trailer 😢
Honestly, Wandavision and Falcon and Winter Soldier Honest Trailers were all within a few weeks of their final episodes. Black Widow's Honest Trailer only took a couple of weeks and yet we're still waiting for Loki while seeing trailers for GI Joe movies from 2013 and earlier? What's the deal?
These movies really do show you will enjoy anything when you're a kid. I used to love the first one of these films
I learned English in part from the original series, but boy was I unaware of the casual bigotry.
Retaliation, I particularly enjoy.
I'd love to see a trailer for The Expanse! There's some joke in there about Bezos needing it to get Blue Origin off the ground.
The expanse would be good
Just finished it - where was it?
Do Loki please! Say “Madam, a God doesn't plead.”
I’d like to personally give an award to the people who commented “first” to commemorate their stupendous achievement
Dude, you do Bad Batch and Loki Breakdowns?! 😱 so cool
Second
Third
Press F to say Fourth
I just realized that you’ve never done an honest trailer for “Animaniacs!!!”
“I do ‘na mean’, Mudflap...I do” 🤣🤣🤣
I remember when I saw this, I was SO excited to see Brendan Fraser back in shape + giving me flashbacks of Rick O'Connell. Then I was so disappointed that he disappeared for the rest of the movie.
Please say, “All I ever wanted in this world was Carnage.”
I love how you guys care about Brendan Fraser so much!
Statistically someone has to.
I’m still waiting on an Akira honest trailer 😔 was hoping we’d get one for the Olympics.
They'll keep sitting on it until the hollywood one finally happens
@@DeAthWaGer it's been in development hell since '02, even if it does come out it's almost guaranteed to be a shitstorm. At this rate One Piece is gonna finish before the Akira live action comes out
@@goddepersonno3782 and just like GiTS and Alita no one will care and we can get on with our lives. They're doing One Piece? What in like 12 3hour parts? Damn that's beyond LOTR, the Hobbits, and all the alleged Avatars combined.
@@DeAthWaGer I meant the one piece anime would finish before we get an Akira live action
They should do a sports anime then
Do an Honest Trailer for the classic show "The Greatest American Hero". It's the trailer no one else will ask for, but everyone will realize they need once you do it!
Sadly, "Porkchop Sandwiches" is probably before the target demographics time too.
Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow beating the crap out of each other since they were kids is literally the only Snake Eyes origin we need.
I demand Loki Honest Trailer
Your glorious purpose should be doing the Loki s1 trailer
Wait wdym?
Do a trailer for John Carpenters The Thing!
the kid fight in the first one is unironically is the best part of the franchise. followed shortly by the mechsuit scene, and the rope swinging mountaintop ninja fight in the second one
I feel like I'm missing the joke with the title. "Body Massage: Origins?"
There was a dubbed over Gi Joe psa from the 90's, and one of them had a Joe going up to some kids and ask them if they wanted a body message. It's one of the internet's oldest memes. Look up "Gi Joe PSA Body Message" if you'd like to be enlightened.
@@hartfartpoptart Consider me educated. Pop culture is weird.
@@hartfartpoptart Been using the internet for decades...first time I know of that. Now I know...and knowing is half the battle
@@freedonx The other half is knowing internet memes are TL;DR.
Love those PSA references! “Hey kid, Imma computah. Stop all the downloading!”
There was ONE epic scene in this franchise, when The High Sparrow was toying with the leaders and launched the nukes. That was hilarious. He is a really good actor.
He'll always be Governor Swann to me.
Yeah, I thought Zartan's plan was pretty genius. To release the entire nuclear arsenal, then to destroy them mid-launch, and then to demonstrate Cobra's new weapon - to me, actually feels like good writing in a GI Joe film!
Anyone else got the reference of the "worst thing i hate other than lying is skimmed milk which is water lying about being milk"? It was a dialogue by Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) in Parks and Recreation.
Please, do an honest trailer for Loki.
What? Before one's time? Gah. Loved some GI Joe: Real American Hero! Man, I miss the 80's so much. 😭♥️
Snake Eyes is the only thing I remember with genuine fondness from these movies
Then they ruin it with 'Origins'
“Is Serpentor in Fortnight?” 😅😂🤣😭
Please do Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Final season starts this month! Thanks!
yeah do brooklyn 99, or the sopranos or 24
What do you mean starts this month?
@@SilksongOutTomorrow the final season (number 8) premieres on August 12, broadcast & streaming
It will be an honor to hear your epic voice saying "DCSG 81". LOL!
Do a honest trailer for Loki
This brought back so many bad bad memories... Another thing that could bring back equally bad memories, is the an Honest TV Trailer for THE STRAIN! Thank you!
I low key want you guys to do an Honest Trailer for that new Marvel show on Disney+, can’t remember the name of it though….
LOKI
@@joeypieper6384 woosh
Perfection.
Ahhhhhh…Honest Trailers, I love you guys
If we don't get a Loki honest trailer soon it's time for the TVA to enter the Epic Voiceover booth
Waow.
You guys did a trailer to a movie most of us forgot a LONG TIME AGO
waiting for an honest trailer for Loki
Found an old one-legged GI Joe buried in our garden this summer. It still looks better than the CGI in these movies.
The World needs an Honest Trailer for "The Olympics".
"He's a lost member of the Wu Tang Clan...(enter RZA)"😆😆😆 priceless🔥🔥🔥
You know they said the g I joe series is Canonically part of the Transformers movie series
And the Mummy trilogy.
Hasbro's plan is to eventually make a shared universe similar to the MCU featuring GI Joe, Transformers, MASK, Visionaries, Micronauts, and ROM Space Knight.
And the fact that you're asking who most of those are is why I don't think it's going to succeed.
@@Macrochenia I remember MASK 😂
Hey, I just searched for an Austin Powers honest trailer and you guys haven't done one yet??!! Please do an Austin Powers honest trailer!!
It would be difficult to poke fun at a franchise that’s constantly poking fun at itself.
when are we getting a loki honest trailer
Kid Snake Eyes in Rise Of Cobra was in Tropic Thunder too
His Cobra Commander was pretty good. "COBRAAAAA!"
Damn, that Fair and Balanced line is pretty good!
Please do a Honest Trailer of Loki
"Coobra
lalalalala
lame "
got me good
Please please please do Loki!
What a coincidence! I was gonna ask for this honest trailer after I already saw G.I. Joe: Retaliation just yesterday.
I'm low-key waiting for Loki, okay?
4:33-5:03 - 30 solid seconds of Kid Fight. Well done, film.
Really ? cannot believe you did this instead of loki ....
The honest trailers are way better when they are about bad stuff not good one.
I'm glad they didn't just cover the new and popular thing. Now if they did that with honest game trailers more I'd be really happy
The “I’m hunting cobras” got me 😂
Please do Crank and Crank: High Voltage honest trailers!!!!!!!!
Yes Crank. Man i havent seen this movie for a long time.
I mean…..TECHNICALLY, Ray Park’s role in The Phantom Menace wasn’t voice-less. he had at least one line that I remember lol
His character, yes. But even that line by Darth Maul was dubbed with another actor's voice.
@@austintrousdale2397 yea true. But still lol
The filmmakers enjoyed working with Dennis Quaid so much that screenwriter Stuart Beattie created 10-15 more scenes for him.
"Lost Member Of The Wu Tang Clan..."
😂😂😂👊🏿
PLEASE DO THE HONEST TRAILER FOR LOKI!
Inspiration for Deadpool’s…. Makeup design killed me!! 😂😂😂