LockPickingLawyer escapes a SAW-trap [Parody]

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  • @lockpickinglawyer
    @lockpickinglawyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178779

    😂😂😂
    Well played, sir… Gave me a good laugh.

    • @viochrys
      @viochrys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3069

      Gg

    • @ValorantNether
      @ValorantNether 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

      Accurate :)

    • @chrispersinger5422
      @chrispersinger5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2376

      Wait so this isn't real?

    • @hetman1789
      @hetman1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3185

      That lock managed to survive a paperclip for longer than 5 seconds, very impressive.

    • @chrispersinger5422
      @chrispersinger5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +805

      @@ValorantNether It was a joke...

  • @pastygroove
    @pastygroove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8617

    It took him more time to set up the camera than to open the lock

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      That's probably the same for LPL :-D

    • @TheWhiteTrashPanda
      @TheWhiteTrashPanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It usually does

    • @LGLP
      @LGLP 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Every time I think of this video, this comment is my headcanon

    • @bubbastinkypant
      @bubbastinkypant 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      nice pfp

  • @devinbigpp7181
    @devinbigpp7181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31106

    I would have busted my ass laughing if he put the padlock back on and said “I will pick it again to show it’s not a fluke”

    • @TangHeyman
      @TangHeyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

      I was waiting for that line

    • @Black_Jesus3005
      @Black_Jesus3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

      Or could’ve said the paper clip Bosnian bill and I found

    • @devinbigpp7181
      @devinbigpp7181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@Black_Jesus3005 haven’t seen that one yetdo you have the link?

    • @figshwg
      @figshwg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      holy

    • @alexs.7956
      @alexs.7956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg yes XD

  • @Squalidarity
    @Squalidarity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4099

    The fact that the wire to the bomb could’ve obviously been pulled out before picking open the lock really brings it all together.

    • @Devit42
      @Devit42 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      things is with bombs, they can be wired/made to explode if power is lost.
      Its possible to make bomb where wire is preventing explosion if power is flowing

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley ปีที่แล้ว +124

      ​@@Devit42Yep, but then it would've exploded when he pulls it out at the end..

    • @totallynotaminecraftchanne1923
      @totallynotaminecraftchanne1923 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I don’t think his left hand could have reached the wire, the chain was loose enough for him to pick the padlock but not incredibly loose.

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The chain wouldn't let him reach his arm all the way, you can see it when he gave it a tug.

    • @MikeRees
      @MikeRees ปีที่แล้ว +15

      probably could've just used his mouth

  • @crazybobby14
    @crazybobby14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18417

    "This is the Lockpickinglawyer, and today, we are going to check if this weird looking puppet is slash resistant."

    • @spectraphantom98
      @spectraphantom98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      The puppet is shivering in it's s timbers.

    • @vincenthartono4151
      @vincenthartono4151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

      "And I will use my everyday carry pocket knife for the task"

    • @smellcaster
      @smellcaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@vincenthartono4151 the Lockpicking Lawyer has a Video out explaining the true meaning of Slash resistent. It has something to do with the Guitarist from Guns n Roses.

    • @boxide2405
      @boxide2405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@vincenthartono4151 i stg that knife is a razorblade compaired to mine

    • @DrHQuinzel
      @DrHQuinzel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I got a good laugh at this, thank you

  • @seanhakes6075
    @seanhakes6075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40106

    “ to prove that was not a fluke I will put my hand back in the contraption”-LPL

    • @VeryDramatic
      @VeryDramatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Very Cool

    • @xxXSilusXxx
      @xxXSilusXxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      I was waiting for this sentence 😂

    • @Ortagonation
      @Ortagonation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      lol, this makes my day

    • @Imurai
      @Imurai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It's never a fluke.

    • @shadowknight7584
      @shadowknight7584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nope never a fluke

  • @BlazeMakesGames
    @BlazeMakesGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7322

    I want to watch an entire movie that is filmed in first person that just follows LPL as he casually breaks out of various life threatening traps, to the point that he re-locks some traps then Re-picks them

    • @NightMeteor21
      @NightMeteor21 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      "This lock was too easy to pick compared to some of the others, so to make sure it wasn't a fluke I will re-lock and re-arm the trap"

    • @gabrielhenson5751
      @gabrielhenson5751 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I imagine he wakes up in a cage locked with a few padlocks with spikes above him. The trapper is like in the room or on a camera watching and the first thing he does is look at the padlocks and is shocked and disappointed, "MasterLocks?! Really?!! You could have done so much better than this, it's honestly disappointing" he says with a sigh before smashing the locks together and opening the cage.

    • @Wyrdwad
      @Wyrdwad ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Forget a movie, this is prime game fodder! Somebody needs to create a Portal-like first-person puzzle game based on the adventures of LPL. It's basically a perfect fit!

    • @adafrost6276
      @adafrost6276 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Wyrdwad That would be a lot of fun in VR.

    • @Am_Cookie2436
      @Am_Cookie2436 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@gabrielhenson5751No, no, that'd be McNally. Not lpl, and he would insult the trapper even more

  • @lonk7596
    @lonk7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26139

    "Let's make sure that wasn't a fluke..."
    *ties and lock himself back*

    • @Omar96149
      @Omar96149 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Lmao

    • @adamantii
      @adamantii ปีที่แล้ว +540

      I was so wishing for that, but the video is still great

    • @masksenpai3381
      @masksenpai3381 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I was expecting that too

    • @Lumegrin
      @Lumegrin ปีที่แล้ว +121

      SUCH a missed opportunity

    • @chrisl9934
      @chrisl9934 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Imagine the look on Jigsaw's face when he sees that 🤣🤣

  • @royd-l
    @royd-l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26197

    I like to imagine Jigsaw watching in utter disbelief as this man completely dismantles his hellish torture contraption in a matter of seconds while quietly muttering random lockpicking nonsense to himself

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +801

      He would simply just study his videos to make better locks on his traps

    • @RamseySchaefer
      @RamseySchaefer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      He wouldn’t have left the paper clip if he didn’t expect this! 🤣

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      I imagine the Jigsaw guy just crying and shouting in flurstration as he watches him making fun of his traps. Lol

    • @taxcollector9543
      @taxcollector9543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@bluebeka2458 "-BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT JIGSAW-nooooo its not like he spends days creating a concept and taking hours upon hours of work to torture victims-WHY DOES EVERYONE LAUGH AT ME HUH? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? I PICKED AND FOUND SO MANY ITEMS FROM THE GROUND FOR PEOPLE TO JUST LAUGH AT OLD JIGSAW- 'hey mommy looks its that loser wHO COULD NOT EVEN MAKE A GOOD ENOUGH TRAP TO A GUY WITH A LAWYER IN THE NAME!-"

    • @Thosecursedeyes
      @Thosecursedeyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      "That son of a bitch locked himself back into it to escape again to prove it was not a fluke."

  • @lukaza1261
    @lukaza1261 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    what i love most about this, is that it implies that while he was still trapped to the machine with a literal ticking time bomb, he still took the time to set up a recording set up to film himself

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I like to think John Kramer just set up the whole recording rig while LPL was unconscious and just left him a note telling him "you know what to do."

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      he probably escaped in advance, set up the camera, and relocked the trap

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14698

    This implies that jigsaw looked into LPL's history and background and came to the conclusion that he only cared about locks. Then stole his best lock and used it as a hostage.

    • @aaronking2020
      @aaronking2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

      Seems pretty in-character for him

    • @zeniththetoaster9712
      @zeniththetoaster9712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +945

      And then proceeds to use the worst possible lock

    • @faithnfire4769
      @faithnfire4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      @@username4evah He thought that of course, LPL's favorite lock would be unpickable. Turns out, he just got a good deal at the corner store. Liked the finish

    • @epic-user-handle-83
      @epic-user-handle-83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@username4evah hello there fellow nameless person

    • @youkofoxy
      @youkofoxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      While he could use LPL second best lock... We all know that LPL doesn't keeps the keys around.

  • @CluelessAnon
    @CluelessAnon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    Working at a music store (and generally just being a musician) has absolutely changed my brain because I immediately picked out all the things he used to make the gag trap.

    • @Agnes.Nutter
      @Agnes.Nutter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I obviously recognize the kick pedal, but what are the other elements? I’d love a rundown :)

    • @CluelessAnon
      @CluelessAnon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      ​@@Agnes.Nutter ​@Agnes Nutter The kick pedal is the big one (the bike chain and pedal make the whole mechanism look more complicated), but the others that stuck out to me were the random drum key (for tightening drum heads) sticking out on the right. The bombs wiring is made out of audio cables, and there are several audio jack converters (which convert 35mm audio jacks seen in most headphones to 1/4 inch audio jacks seen in electric guitars/amps and higher-end audio equipment). I can't quite make out what the "bomb" on the left is.
      Also this isn't music equipment but I still find it very funny how he uses just a regular belt and padlock to simulate his hand being bound.

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@CluelessAnonI think the “bomb” is just foil, cardboard, and tape

  • @makapaka_madafaka_
    @makapaka_madafaka_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5599

    Later at night at Jigsaw home:
    Jigsaw: wh-what is that sound?
    *Walks to the door*
    Wha-
    *From behind door*
    Click on the fourth. Fifth binding.

    • @Shioku1337
      @Shioku1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@NP-be7et it was a typo. You must be fun at parties

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Shioku1337 It was just a simple correction. Chill out, they may just want help

    • @Shioku1337
      @Shioku1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MammalianCreature I am chill. I'm just 100% sure the the op of the comment didn't intend a v instead of a b. And at this point it's almost rude to correct somebody.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Shioku1337 Why is it rude to correct someone? If you're not rude and genuinely have a desire to help someone, why is that bad?

    • @Shioku1337
      @Shioku1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MammalianCreature Well, correcting when someone obviously just made a little typo is just rude. It's not necessary. If he'd written your instead of you're for example, then it would've been fine.

  • @SiegeTales
    @SiegeTales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17302

    I was waiting for the thing to detonate till the end

    • @homk_FX
      @homk_FX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      ayo what you doing here tales

    • @Thegamingmaster74
      @Thegamingmaster74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Siege Tales is bae

    • @cannmann9827
      @cannmann9827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All my fav TH-cam es are here how

    • @markomenalan
      @markomenalan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I taught it was gona explode while he was confidently taking his hand out

    • @markp1634
      @markp1634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He needed catviera to come and save him.

  • @e-trash
    @e-trash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    Lmao, even in a situation like this I bet LPL would still locked himself up again just to prove to Jigsaw that it's not a fluke 😂

  • @terrarianender
    @terrarianender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21251

    I like the idea that the bomb had a long enough fuse for LPL to realize the issue with it, get his recording stuff set up, and then record a full video of him picking his way out of the trap.

    • @Damian-cilr2
      @Damian-cilr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      I guess jigsaw let him think for way too long before actually starting the timer

    • @whoami1449
      @whoami1449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      If you watch any of the movie you will realize most of the time the timer only started once a trigger is pulled.
      LPL just need a few second tho

    • @anggaadandiputra8450
      @anggaadandiputra8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Or he's already pick it up, set the camera and put it back together

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      nah SAW gave him his camera for the puzzle

    • @JC-ke5fz
      @JC-ke5fz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Imagine he just said "now I'll put the lock on again to prove it wasn't a fluke"

  • @themr.foster6118
    @themr.foster6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7082

    Ah yes the most secure mechanism to rig a bomb.
    *A fucking kick-drum pedal*

    • @memotolkontong2440
      @memotolkontong2440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      paired with a fancy leather dad's belt

    • @planetearth8044
      @planetearth8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I was wondering if anyone would hsve noticed that.

    • @CR7GOATofFootball
      @CR7GOATofFootball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@planetearth8044 have*

    • @sickelej3620
      @sickelej3620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@CR7GOATofFootball Clearly a typo, I think he knows how to spell "have"

    • @throwbabys6867
      @throwbabys6867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dumb commentb

  • @EmbodiedKhan91
    @EmbodiedKhan91 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I love how the trap is made out of a drum pedal.

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3687

    "Okay folks, as you can see, the design flaws of this trap are inexcusable and would be harmless even against a novice escape attempt. I hope that Jigsaw will see this and look to improve this trap in the future. In any case thats all I have for you today, and as always, have a nice day".

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I even read it in his voice.

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Jigsaw: Write that down, write that down!

    • @angelinasurzhyk6655
      @angelinasurzhyk6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Thank you".

    • @8h8_illustrates
      @8h8_illustrates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Immediately gets picked as an apprentice.

    • @eeeeeeee4968
      @eeeeeeee4968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@8h8_illustrates i cannot imagine what kind of traps would he make but in dead serius that almost all could be inscapable

  • @SwitchAndLever
    @SwitchAndLever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16541

    Didn't fool me, it was much too long to be a Lockpicking Lawyer video 😄

    • @sultanakhan2355
      @sultanakhan2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      and that it says its a parody in the name

    • @mamertens99
      @mamertens99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      @@sultanakhan2355 r/woooosh

    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      some LPL vids exceeds 4 mins

    • @juggernaut4936
      @juggernaut4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      2 to 40 seconds picking
      The rest is just filler for ad revenue

    • @vysearcadia522
      @vysearcadia522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sultanakhan2355 You missed the joke entirely - that was funny in itself.

  • @JailenS
    @JailenS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Ive been put in a trap against my own will - love how he says it so calmly 🤣

  • @StormerSage
    @StormerSage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8582

    Jigsaw: I want to play a game.
    LPL: *So do I.*

    • @datpotatoes4005
      @datpotatoes4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@butwhatif2489 and so do I

    • @lolohlinoh8137
      @lolohlinoh8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

    • @Technicfault
      @Technicfault 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@lolohlinoh8137 you wouldn't get this from any other fly

    • @butterflyenjoyer230
      @butterflyenjoyer230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Technicfault NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

    • @Technicfault
      @Technicfault 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@butterflyenjoyer230 that's not the right lyric :(

  • @TheMoth4
    @TheMoth4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4621

    "this is the lockpicking lawyer, and today, well see if this puppet can figure out which of these 5 locks are faulty. If he can pick one of them in 5 minutes then he'll escape, but if he doesnt, A sleeping gas will fill the room, and when he wakes up he'll have to go through the challenge again, with 5 more added locks. We'll let this continue until he gets out.

    • @woerkntwerk5245
      @woerkntwerk5245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      JigSaw captures the LPL and he has to find out which one of five locks is faulty and easy to pick but they are all easy to pick for him.

    • @zekiz774
      @zekiz774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Sounds like portal

    • @mineverse4591
      @mineverse4591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Jigsaw uses masterlock, meanwhile LPL simply uses a fingerprint reader since jigsaw does not take his gloves off

    • @armageddongirl612
      @armageddongirl612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      GYAS will fill the room

    • @thephony1651
      @thephony1651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s pretty tame by SAW standards

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
    @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The maximum-security prison guards when they hear "Hello guys, this is the Locmpicking Lawyer" at 4am:

  • @thesupersuit9348
    @thesupersuit9348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10189

    Jigsaw: Game o- oh you escaped. That easy?
    Lock picking lawyer: yes, now I’m gonna play with my coq

    • @abandonedspirit0202
      @abandonedspirit0202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      I missed an hour ago when this comment didn’t exist

    • @quincy2376
      @quincy2376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Jerma vibes

    • @poopshiestyreal
      @poopshiestyreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      I fucking love the “tiny coq” video

    • @Hoot
      @Hoot  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1533

      His wife's beaver looked pretty nice, albeit a bit small. We also didn't get to see the internal mechanism.

    • @poopshiestyreal
      @poopshiestyreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@Hoot utterly tragic. Would have loved seeing his tiny coq penetrate her beaver.

  • @lighterless528
    @lighterless528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2979

    "I could probably get this open just by thinking about it hard enough"
    Honestly, I wouldn't doubt if the LPL could actually do that

    • @MrRyanroberson1
      @MrRyanroberson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      he opened one lock by hovering a magnet over it. if he gets a magnet put in his hand, he could literally pet (as you would a dog) such a lock open

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He's specc'd so hard into the lockpicking skill tree that he can telekinetically move lock parts

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I would have laughed so hard if he said "I'm going to demonstrate that technique right now" and then went into the click on one, two is binding, and had the lock pop open on its own.

    • @derdes4475
      @derdes4475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what he does when he says "I'm not sure what's holding us up..."

    • @alexs.7956
      @alexs.7956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He just didn't feel like doing it lol

  • @mathematics117
    @mathematics117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I love that the whole trap contraption is a drum pedal, classy

  • @jamcdonald120
    @jamcdonald120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1986

    "Now the Lawyer part of me would like to remind the audience that devices that threaten injury to another person against their will are illegal, so I would not recommend anyone use one of these in the real world."

    • @slosh7072
      @slosh7072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I wasn't aware he was actually a lawyer. I always thought he called himself that because his advice on lockpicking was of the same quality as that of a legal professional's legal advice.

    • @commanderpeacekeeper937
      @commanderpeacekeeper937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@slosh7072 nope, he was an actual lawyer though i believe he retired about a few years back

    • @haardo
      @haardo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read that in his voice. :D

  • @pyglik2296
    @pyglik2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2594

    "You have only five minutes to escape from this trap."
    LPL: "Five minutes!? Great! I have plenty of time to set up the recording."

    • @trialone7290
      @trialone7290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      5 namekian minutes

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      LPL: Wait, you're meaning I'll have to find things to say about your lock for FOUR MINUTES?! AND FIFTY FIVE SECONDS?!

    • @Thirdbase9
      @Thirdbase9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What LPL didn't show was the first escape so he could go get his video gear and set it up,.

  • @92edoy
    @92edoy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Meanwhile, McNally:
    "This is a Jigsaw trap locked by a Masterlock. You can open it using another Masterlock". *Summons Masterlock out of thin air*
    *Slam*

  • @mikemesser4326
    @mikemesser4326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8810

    You know you're good when people start making fan versions about your work.

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      My tell of an amazing work, good or bad is the amount of fan content made in it

    • @baylinkdashyt
      @baylinkdashyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Tom Scott's getting this too...

    • @krislarsen6546
      @krislarsen6546 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A fanfiction of lockpickinglawyer x Donald Trump and make it very lewd

    • @teo2157
      @teo2157 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@baylinkdashyt Nile Red has the best

    • @carland2018
      @carland2018 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@teo2157very true

  • @FriedBreadToastFish
    @FriedBreadToastFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3617

    F in the chat for Jigsaw's budget

    • @FriedBreadToastFish
      @FriedBreadToastFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Fine, I'll do it myself
      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
      FFFFF
      FFFFFFFFFFF
      FFFFFFFFFFF
      FFFFF
      FFFFF
      FFFFF

    • @superbobcat8997
      @superbobcat8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      F

    • @who8804
      @who8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      F

    • @divisionic
      @divisionic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F

    • @who8804
      @who8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@divisionic what the fuck another one

  • @jmssun
    @jmssun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    A lock is as secure as the weakest point.
    So here I am going to demonstrate to you how easy it is to bypass this contraption by sawing my hand off

  • @nbtwall7287
    @nbtwall7287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2743

    "For this one, we'll be using the custom pick Bosnian Bill and I made"

    • @phoebegilliland8897
      @phoebegilliland8897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      But there's no disc detainer.

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@phoebegilliland8897 We're using the pick Bosnian Bill and LPL made.

    • @VirtualKota
      @VirtualKota 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *racks with lockpicking intent*

    • @phoebegilliland8897
      @phoebegilliland8897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@plebisMaximus fair enough. It's a cool tool.

  • @kaito0022
    @kaito0022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3533

    0:58 I love the skill ability "Telekinetic lock picking" that can automatically open cheap locks by thinking about it

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      There's actually a class in D&D 3.5 that would let you do that.
      It was one of the psionic classes.

    • @thevoiceinyourhead7215
      @thevoiceinyourhead7215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@robertcrawshaw9978 s-
      Source?

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@thevoiceinyourhead7215 idk yet, but ep. 1064 looks promising, gonna go watch it.
      (edit)
      1 minute passes...
      Yep, 1064 is the one without touching.

    • @rushthezeppelin
      @rushthezeppelin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm amazed at this point that master locks don't just open when he says "Hi this is the lock...." *Click*

    • @walterhartwellwhite7924
      @walterhartwellwhite7924 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@hariman7727

  • @SecularMentat
    @SecularMentat ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I'm honestly surprised you didn't lock yourself back into it and say 'ok, one more time, just to make sure it's not a fluke'.
    Love it.

  • @OfficialMaxBox
    @OfficialMaxBox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16555

    You hit the mannerisms perfectly. Really well done.

    • @tuxedo1557
      @tuxedo1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      didn’t except to see you here

    • @RagingInsomniac
      @RagingInsomniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Surprised you’re here

    • @helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316
      @helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If he didn't have an accent it would have been perfect

    • @mrspooks4324
      @mrspooks4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To the people who are like “surprised to see you here” you do realize that you tubers can like more than one thing

    • @apyr1439
      @apyr1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@mrspooks4324 yeah sure, next you are going to tell me teachers don't live in school

  • @germanlad1609
    @germanlad1609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    Luckly I found this tutorial before getting cut by a sawblade, thanks!

    • @FriedBreadToastFish
      @FriedBreadToastFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Wait, you can't do that!"

    • @germanlad1609
      @germanlad1609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@FriedBreadToastFish "that's sign cant stop me because I cant read"

    • @FriedBreadToastFish
      @FriedBreadToastFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@germanlad1609
      "Too bad.. I am going to send you _6 - digits numbers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_ but as you said, you can't read."

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      420 likes nice

    • @mroguretxs9651
      @mroguretxs9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FriedBreadToastFish On the other hand, i can perfrctly read, so...

  • @minuteclover245
    @minuteclover245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    What makes this even funnier is the realization that the spring holding the whole thing together on the right is secured by a piece easily unscrewable with your fingers

  • @sethminor8160
    @sethminor8160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    I was expecting “now let’s lock it again and make sure this wasn’t a fluke”

    • @cincoutmagus5508
      @cincoutmagus5508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It would've been perfect

    • @Sevicify
      @Sevicify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I was half expecting him to make a Bosnian Bill reference, something like "Using this paper clip that Bosnian Bill and I found on the ground" would have been perfect.

    • @thePavuk
      @thePavuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, me to. That was my first idea when he start picking it.

  • @lolguy8547
    @lolguy8547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    He needs to see this

  • @karebu2
    @karebu2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:45 I was hoping you relocked it to prove that it wasn’t a fluke

  • @adamserflek5428
    @adamserflek5428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3621

    Can you please repeat it ? Just to make sure it's not a fluke.

  • @federalcasemaker
    @federalcasemaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Jigsaw: Let's play a game. First y-
    *Lockpicking noises at his door*
    Jigsaw: What the-
    LPL: One on binding, nothing on two-
    Jigsaw: OH NO

    • @zendraw3468
      @zendraw3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is not LPL tho. i also thought its him at first.

    • @zendraw3468
      @zendraw3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Julian Miguel Duran was he mimicin lpl? i havent really watched his other videos so i take it as is.

    • @djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151
      @djdhshshhshdhdbsudysyshsg6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zendraw3468 yes

    • @darklord8793
      @darklord8793 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahhahaha

    • @pixelmaster98
      @pixelmaster98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "This is the lock picking ranch, and today we're going to test how many Jigsaws it takes to stop a .50 cal"

  • @BaronSterling
    @BaronSterling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I was REALLY hoping for a "now, I'll do it again just to prove it wasn't a fluke."

  • @odddellarobbia4
    @odddellarobbia4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    "This is the lockpickinglawyer and today i'm inside the ubisoft bunker that holds acog for mp7 smg11 and 416"

    • @njvikesfan0162
      @njvikesfan0162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Not even he could break into that bunker

    • @MoviesFreeGalore
      @MoviesFreeGalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@njvikesfan0162 you dare doubt the skills of the LPL?

    • @grayghost0513
      @grayghost0513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean the scopes are in a vault inside a larger vault inside of a volcano alongside the starburst recipe.

    • @thesovietonionlol2155
      @thesovietonionlol2155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@grayghost0513 I say a bunker buster and some thermate will do the trick

    • @lukalaa1764
      @lukalaa1764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@njvikesfan0162 they secured it with ducktape, LPL's only weakness

  • @enthuast3370
    @enthuast3370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Imposter. LPL would've locked it right back to prove that it wasn't a fluke.

  • @HomeDefender30
    @HomeDefender30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Oh my god… the tone, the cadence, the explanation of the gates, is all perfect…. If you had a slightly higher pitched voice and an American accent I would have thought this was LPL for sure! Bravo sir, well done!

  • @Gutigwolfe
    @Gutigwolfe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    Imagine him actually being on Saw and picking his way out of a seemingly impossible to escape trap. I would laugh so hard.

    • @Herbertti3
      @Herbertti3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Would pay good money for movie like this.

    • @reptiliannoizezz.413
      @reptiliannoizezz.413 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Maybe for the next Scary Movie

    • @Sam-ep2yo
      @Sam-ep2yo ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Hello, Lock-Picking Lawyer. Yes, I've seen your work online...you've built quite a reputation, humiliating locksmiths over the years. Today, you will suffer as they have - or you will lose your precious lock-picking hands. On your left is a...wait. What? How did you get out? Wait, wait, I had a whole other trap room planned! Please don't leave! ...Please?"

    • @synergy8879
      @synergy8879 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “ah ha ha, he ain’t gonna esca-WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO.”

    • @Bennyboi789
      @Bennyboi789 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      'Hello, this is the lockpicking lawyer, and today, we are going to discover whether or not this puppet is slash resistant'

  • @connorviz99
    @connorviz99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    This is INCREDIBLY well made. The "vanishingly little security" at the end had me in tears. Great ode to a great guy!

  • @flickerfilm1676
    @flickerfilm1676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    the lock picking lawyer can pick any lock. he's truly an SCP in disguise

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Containment Class: Keter. Not because he's a world-ender, but because he's uncontainable

  • @DanielLCarrier
    @DanielLCarrier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I still think Jigsaw would put him into a trap where he has to not pick a lock. He's sent down a zipline that will take 10 seconds to cross, and the only thing holding him up is a Master lock.

    • @YoungSlim51
      @YoungSlim51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @gadlygamer
      @gadlygamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ha can use his stand [LOCKJAW] to get him out

    • @ank55o7
      @ank55o7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      As you can see this master lock is not strong enough to handle being around me so I am currently falling

  • @WAVwatchinstuff
    @WAVwatchinstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    That clicking had me irrationally nervous.

    • @thomastruant8837
      @thomastruant8837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thats the point you dont even have to have anything attached to it

    • @Jabberwockybird
      @Jabberwockybird 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what makes the soundtrack from Interstellar so great

  • @hamsandwich405
    @hamsandwich405 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The cadence, the setup, the quips at the end. this is perfection.

  • @alvinloh5101
    @alvinloh5101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I like to think that Jig Saw keeps capturing LpL in order to make his traps more secure.

  • @shaarkyboy
    @shaarkyboy ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love how accurate it is to having a longer intro and outro than the time it takes to pick the lock

  • @ShellShock11C
    @ShellShock11C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Can you imagine how frustrated Jigsaw would be if he captured the actual LPL?

    • @CavemanZerron
      @CavemanZerron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He wouldn't even be able to get his videos recprded before LPL got out

  • @krakkywakky863
    @krakkywakky863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Jigsaw: how did he get out? I put like, 6 different locks on each door complete with shotgun traps!
    *reads victim profile*
    Oh... ohh.......

  • @dsproductions19
    @dsproductions19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This was a really well-done parody. I could actually see him doing a similar gag for April Fools.

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Oh my God this is great, I love it, thinking about LockPickingLawyer just keeping his cool in such situation and calmly going "One is binding... two is set... a click out of four..." just makes me laugh so much lmao

  • @waynestewart1919
    @waynestewart1919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I hope LPL saw this and laughed himself into histeria. Well done.

    • @MarsJenkar
      @MarsJenkar ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Going by the pinned comment, he did at least get a good laugh out of it.

  • @jesusofbullets
    @jesusofbullets ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want a reverse horror movie. A group kidnaps a guy only to find out this guy is the real monster.

  • @gumgumroy1402
    @gumgumroy1402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Never realized how much a kick drum pedal looks like a death trap

  • @marcusmelander8055
    @marcusmelander8055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can we take a moment to appreciate that I'm pretty sure they actually picked the padlock for this meme? I mean it may or may not be a difficult padlock to unlock but let's at least appreciate he had the dedication to actually pick it.

  • @ethanbrown7698
    @ethanbrown7698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I love how he stays so calm during the situation. That is too funny, it is just uncanny! Awesome job, man!

  • @AdubyX
    @AdubyX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I cant believe you didn't pick a shard of Redbull from the floor to pick it open XD

  • @lanceknuth5300
    @lanceknuth5300 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was fantastic (particularly the voice), and it is even better that LPL came over to give it some love.

  • @Tetsuo0
    @Tetsuo0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The crossover I didn't know i needed

    • @turbo3922
      @turbo3922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Needs more crossover. "Now it's time to give it a Doug Score"

  • @Max_Griswald
    @Max_Griswald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    With a 2:32 length on the video, I thought he was going to pick it three times, but I guess he spent that time giving a detailed explanation of the trap/lock. (Just like real LPL!)

  • @questioner1596
    @questioner1596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Wow, I wasn't expecting someone with a British accent to be such a convincing LPL. Well researched and acted!

    • @Wetbread127
      @Wetbread127 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you seen his other videos? He does not have a British accent

    • @questioner1596
      @questioner1596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wetbread127, yes, that was my point.

  • @LPChip
    @LPChip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "I will close the lock again and pick it once more to prove that it was not a fluke" - that would've made my day if it were in the video. For the rest, awesome video. Well done.

  • @AutoSearPin
    @AutoSearPin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “I could probably get this open just by thinking about it hard enough”
    My guy- 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hunty.
    @Hunty. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Step 1: assume the puzzle maker just keeps random paper clips lying around on the ground for you to lockpick with.

  • @nikespen768
    @nikespen768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Not realistic enough, he didnt even escape twice to show that it was not a fluke!

  • @nadrewod999
    @nadrewod999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    I've got to give props to you for actually picking a lock with just a slightly-bent paperclip and your thumbnail. Even for a parody video, that is impressive.

    • @placeandthink8728
      @placeandthink8728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      he didn't actually pick it in this parody, it was just wiggling around in there meaninglessly for the sake of the video

    • @The_Man_In_Red
      @The_Man_In_Red 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I've picked a masterlock using a paperclip and a bobby pin, but masterlocks are shit so that's really not much of a brag.

    • @fighteer1
      @fighteer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      For a crappy padlock like that it would have been more realistic to rake it open, but that way we don’t get the “nice click out of one” lines.

  • @a_ceiling_fan1
    @a_ceiling_fan1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love to imagine John Kramer and his apprentices watching in utter disbelief as LPL not only picks the trap open, but puts his hand back in and does it again to prove its not a fluke, and then criticizes Jigsaw for his subpar choice of lock

  • @kubenjbcz
    @kubenjbcz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Let's try to capture this weird puppet with a trap that me and Bosnian Bill made."

  • @mihan2d
    @mihan2d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    By the time he said "vanishingly little security" I was legit wheezing. That's as perfect of a parody as it can get.

  • @littlemacisunderrated412
    @littlemacisunderrated412 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funny thing, saw traps are never this easy to escape.
    John must’ve been on an off day with this one

  • @saibot1246
    @saibot1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    They should add this for engineer training announcement.
    That training will help you to survive Saw traps.
    Edit: Wtf thanks for all those likes

    • @2miligrams
      @2miligrams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      your edit just takes up space,

    • @RedPillRachel
      @RedPillRachel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@2miligrams your reply just takes up space, jealous much?

  • @RAMMUSBLOCK
    @RAMMUSBLOCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ah so i wasnt the only one watching too much of Lockpickinglawyer

  • @kyleplatter8954
    @kyleplatter8954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Should’ve covered his hand in packing tape and wrapping paper, all true LPL fans know that the unboxing takes longer then the actual picking.

  • @madgames7576
    @madgames7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Not going to lie, he would probably have one of the best chances of surviving a saw trap along with one of those "How To Beat" Channels

  • @icron2064
    @icron2064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I don't know why but i love this! You should do one on escaping like a frost trap or disabling a kapkan one as thatcher or something

  • @agentburningbutters3655
    @agentburningbutters3655 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was so great of a video, that even LockPickingLawyer was impressed

  • @ussxrequin
    @ussxrequin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I'm disappointed you didn't re-lock it to prove it wasn't a fluke lmao

  • @josecarlosamador
    @josecarlosamador 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Despite having good reviews on Amazon, this psychopath-ish trap is actually very weak when it comes as a torture instrument"

  • @peterbanks7334
    @peterbanks7334 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What you have is a Saw style deathtrap. It can be opened with another Saw style deathtrap.
    - McNally, probably.

  • @NEMARTOH
    @NEMARTOH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I could probably open this just by thinking about it hard enough" that line killed me :))))

  • @DlcEnergy
    @DlcEnergy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:53 "And the other is this... An incredibly cheap, chinese padlock." lol

    • @mackomaxo
      @mackomaxo 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Should have been a master lock fr

  • @brucehaslitt35
    @brucehaslitt35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    my only issue is that he didn't put himself back into the trap or reengage the lock immediately and pick it again to prove he is not faking it

  • @Lenoh
    @Lenoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:07 I would have gone with "Let's use the tool Bosnian Bill and I made, which Jigsaw has so nicely left in the room with me. We'll tension off 1...click out of 2..."

    • @jacobforshee6032
      @jacobforshee6032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn’t a disc detainer lock. It was a pin and tumbler

  • @hath3062
    @hath3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:40 it was harder to take of the trap than pick the lock

  • @sharewaredog
    @sharewaredog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this was a fun watch! i think your impression is really good - your accent still shows through a little bit, but you nail his cadence in your line delivery... when you warned of the lock's "vanishingly little security" with a chuckle, you sounded exactly like him ^^

  • @Jowen0wen
    @Jowen0wen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I feel like someone like Jigsaw would hire the Lock pikcing lawyer to help him design more secure traps

  • @sunbrosolaire2635
    @sunbrosolaire2635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1 is binding, 2 is set andddd there goes my finger

  • @space8381
    @space8381 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    McNally: "This is a Jigsaw trap. It can be easily opened with another Jigsaw trap."

  • @davidandrs3535
    @davidandrs3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Man I'm almost rolling on the floor from laughter. That was just PERFECT parody of LPL

  • @MJSherwood
    @MJSherwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    you know you've got the delivery correct when it feels like you're at a dentist appointment when going through the pins

  • @KineticVT
    @KineticVT ปีที่แล้ว +2

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