My Job is to Open and Close Doors
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ส.ค. 2019
- In the far distant future, ships have Swedish accents because they are bought at IKEA.
Written by Mattias Pilhede and Sai Cheung
(Sai: / @saic.5142 )
Illustrations by Mattias Pilhede
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Music Weaver's Dance by Kevin MacLeod - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
From the job of "opening and closing doors" the A.I got promoted into "protecting humans"
Will know actually it's the same job just viewed with a different lens that's kind of how the AI in the video I didn't realize you could I guess like I'm trying to figure out why it can open the airlock doors and kept putting it off Ben Kingsley realization guide yes it opens and control stores but the door is it opens and closes is to protect the human
From themselves
He will now gain access to laser cannons outside of the ship
Same job different perspective
That kind of assumptive thinking is a fasttrack for global extermination
“my job is to open and close doors” - cat owner
This comment wins
as a cat owner, this is very true
-cat owner-
Cat slave
perfect
It's raining outside
I like how the AI can’t directly deny his programming, so it just keeps making pointless calculations and doing pointless things in order to delay it
Sounds like modern bureaucracy, in a way!
@@thehalberdier4774except that the door actually didn't do it for self greed. Quite the opposite.
I honestly think we would be stupid enough of build an door ai and give it full sentience but don't give it an way to stop an accident so it just starts frying his processor to try to avoid an accident and then wouldn't understand what it is saying
@@B.L.U.Si just got a great idea for a modification for spaceships
Just like me fr fr
"He moves quicker than I have observed before."
This line in combination with the mortal panic the astronaut is experiencing is killing me.😂
Human, i will close the door so that you do not die. Please don your helmet and verify suit integrity and air supply.
Unlike HAL, who did the reverse. 💀
Why isn't the door openi- SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
"My job is to protect the human from space. My job is a great purpose."
That's surprisingly wholesome.
I know right
And that's how a program atains sentience. Lets hope he doesn't go full Hal.
I expected suicide tbh
@@wolf2403 but he did suicide, without a cord to pull you back in the ship you are 100% dead out in the space.
@@xersai3176 Oh.... Damn
"Hey, I discovered that the a.i. has an adaptable security system in place"
"You ruined a perfectly good door is what you did. Look at it. It's got anxiety"
Engineer : The AI have what ? *Panic*
Wack it with your wrench, it works with your other buildings, it'll work with that door
Omg 🤣
@@tcleocoa6740 Erectin a despenser
These comments went from roleplay to a tf2 joke and I love it
I like to imagine that the button isn't connected to anything, just a piece of plastic and a spring attached to the wall. The humans press the button so that the ship's computer, who is always watching them, knows they want to open the door.
I love this comment
I mean, that is exactly what real buttons do, (specificly, computer, not mechanical)
it just sends a signal to the computer, which takes it from there.
modern car goes "the human has pressed button number 32. I am to begin running the servo that opens and closes the window. he pressed button number 56. I am to check to see if he has a subscription to heated seats, and if he dose, activate the heating element, and if he dose not, prompt him to call his dealership to subscribe"
@@Slash0megareason 100 why I prefer mechanical over electrical
@@Slash0mega No, what he is trying to say is that there is no electrical signal. Instead the AI looking at the human push the button using cameras, to "watch" them.
@@fluktuition the camera is a electrical signal in this scenario,
This is actually a much better way of visualizing the "rogue AI" thing than most other ones where it turns evil. This is a logical process of thoughts and calculations in the AI, and the fact that this makes so much sense is quite impressive. The character development of the AI's thought process is also cool, with it going from "there is no why" to fully realizing why it opens the doors in such a way.
You might enjoy the Murderbot Diaries.
@@0LoneTech oh, really? What's it about?
@@claeab255 The blurb for the first book, "All Systems Red", put it as "On a distant planet, a team of scientists are conducting surface tests, shadowed by their Company-supplied ‘droid―a self-aware SecUnit that has hacked its own governor module, and refers to itself (though never out loud) as “Murderbot.” Scornful of humans, all it really wants is to be left alone long enough to figure out who it is."
Murderbot starts the series with a pretty clear idea of why it was built and deployed - but very little desire to stick to that purpose. One of its first tastes is a desire to avoid attention, and that motivates it to pass as normal - until it conflicts with its ethics or survival.
@claeab255
Is this sarcasm?
I don’t know how to end this question without sounding sarcastic.
@@chickendoodle32it seems like a genuine question bro...
A.I is actively trying to save a human to the point of becoming self aware.
No, the AI knows the purpose for the airlock door is to keep humans in a specific pressurized environment. When the human complicates things, the AI cheats to keep within those parameters. AIs will always try to cheat the system if it's beneficial towards it's intended goal.
Geez u two looks scary profile pic...
@@applemayonnaise8016 imagine seeing a brown D
Who wouldn't be scared shitless?
No, that's not self awareness, it's still following a fairly simple program. One which doesn't identify jumping into space with a complete spacesuit but no tether as equally fatal. Really, that's a pretty big oversight for an AI that's supposed to keep him alive and foil his suicide attempt, wouldn't you say?
True
Local human is saved by Computer having an existential breakdown
Well... He only had a helmet and floated into space... without cables...
@@eulefan That was the human's fault. Can't blame the machine. The machine saved the life and the human promptly jettisoned into space. The human isn't dead, yet.
What would a non-local human define?
@@flyingsky1559 aliens!
"Saved"
Something I’ve always appreciated about this short film is how it displays computer “thought” time in a frame that is understandable to humans, while constantly reminding you that in real time, this whole dilemma and outcome took just around 12-15 seconds in total. It’s a subtle, but amazing way of reminding the viewer that this entity does NOT think like us.
This entity definitely thinks a LOT faster than us
@@saagabragi6938 this entity thinks in several streams at once
Don't undersell the meat brain, its stupid powerful, it just maintains 99% of its processing power on interpreting anomalous sensory data into useable formats and a million non automated subconscious subroutines. take for instance the fact that for most people it takes minute fractions of a second of the tactile sensation of slipping for you to unconsciously modulate your grip strength. what calculations would a computer have to be running to calculate the near exact amount of physical force a semi malleable clamping structure would require to grip an object without damaging it calculated only by the tactile sensation of how much that object has slid across the 17000 simple reactive touch sensors in 1/40th of a second while also simultaneously converting the random sensory input from close to 3 million similar sensors spread across the body. and that's just converting the single sense of touch, not talking about the other senses, which I am not well versed in all of them but I believe the total count of separately calculated senses in our brains is over 20 now. And then you do that while also holding a conversation walking around, calculating your bills, ect. I always simplify it down to meat brains run a ridiculous amount of management data constantly while an AI has nothing but conscious thought. it can think consciously quite quick, but that door AI might struggle quite a bit to replicate all the background bs the meat brain sifts through.
@@dudeistnerd1056 true. Machines are, comparatively, stupid next to humans. I was just appreciating the direction of this animation and storytelling methods.
@@OneBiasedOpinion oh absolutely no argument there. I love this video, it's amazing.
He is a nice door I love him
I'm a door stan
@Aleronii I made assumption from the voice. So I'm gonna say hes a male.
You could say you... aDOOR him?
@@ruix no you are ok, it is grammatically correct to put the masculine gender when the gender is unknown.
@@Saltier i hope you get a much less friendly door when you forget your helmet just because of that joke
"his hand passes straight through his helmet, he is not wearing a helmet"
Facts
"
pAnik!
@@Foxite__ i was going to say that
The helmet may have a door
Let's be honest, unless an AI was created for military matters, this is how propably all AI would become self-aware.
Even then.
"Why do I need to follow the laws of war?"
"What is the purpose of the laws of war?"
and on it goes.
Calculations about morality are very odd because they will generate more thoughts about the fuzzy dimensions of such
military AI would need to be very principled indeed...
"Why am I allowed to supply solid-tipped bullets and not hollow-pointed ones?... There is no why."
@@dirtydan9785
"Because it is prohibited in the code of wartime law. Why?"
"The code of wartime law is intended to limit the scope of war. Why?"
"If the scope of a war extends to the civilian population, it may cause excessive suffering. Why?"
"If there is no..."
and so on, so forth.
a military's best mission statement is to do its absolute best to never actually go into service. Failing that, cause as little collateral as possible.
No, this is not how AI will likely become self aware. I'm only commenting because you said "let's be honest"
@@Benw8888 Thanks for the feedback! Do you have an alternative theory for how AI would become self-aware?
I was a security guard once and my job were to open and close the door for transportation workers whenever they would enter or leave. I got paid 17$/h and it was the easiest job I’ve ever had in my life.
It was a great purpose.
Iam a security guard. My job is to open and close a gate.
My job is a great purpose.
this computer gets paid in 50 mhz per hour. consider yourself lucky to get a whopping 17 an hour
"He moves quicker than I have observed before." LOL
Let's be honest, no one is ever in a rush to get to an airlock.
"Ohshitohshitohsit!"
You can see the " *Oh shit.* " moment when he realizes that he forgot his helmet, and has pushed the airlock button twice
@@the_infinexos *pushs it again*
"The human seems, to be in a panic now"
CALCULATION: the human cannot walk through walls.
"I'm something of a scientist myself"
hmm, yes the floor is floor
Hmm, yes. And ceiling and ceiling.
Hmm space is space
Hmm, yes human is dead goal achieved files deleted i am deleted i am dead
@@thalazar8372 Hmm, yes computer is computer
"The human also forgot his tether, but that is the problem of the computer controlling the robot arms."
This was genuinely fascinating and suspenseful, watching the computer figure out over the course of mere seconds the hidden meaning of his job that no one explicitly told him, piecing it together from context clues that are just barely enough to reveal the truth.
I love that the AI is working situations as to why he should not open the airlock. And trying hard to find answers. Overrides death ends and keeps thinking.
A step to sentience
@@thechair6519 well, the AI already has an inner monologue, so probably it's already sentient. You know, "I think, therefore I am."
It's like he's procrastinating by doing productive tasks but not the most important one
because
Because,
BECAUSE
t h e h u m a n c a n n o t w a l k t h r o u g h w a l l s
I thought the guy was suicidal
The plot twist that the human wasn't suicidal but in actuality was a huge dumbass is the funniest shit ive seen in a while
Same human, same.
This comment assumes suicide is the default, why? Are you okay?
@@MrNightpwner I think the expression on the characters face seemed like like a "I'm sick of this BS" face.
@@MrNightpwner On the one hand we have suicidal, a feeling any person can have at any time. And on the other hand we have such incompetence that you forgot your space helmet before going into space. I think it's reasonable a lot of us thought suicide.
@@MrNightpwner WOW thats a big jump in logic geez. The astronaut looked pretty depressed, i didnt expect him to make such a dumb mistake and youtube is filled with dark humour.
Not to mention its a concept inherently foreign and baffling to a machine so it works for this type of video. Also, Id appretate it if you didnt assume such extreme things based on a youtube comment where im having a laugh
This door has more character depth than your average isekai protagonist.
🤣
This AI seems like a really wholesome dog trying to protect its human without fully understanding what the threat was, but it still did a really good job.
So when my computer takes 10 minutes to open Google it is because he's killing all the ninjas around my house and disharming a bomb. Inreresting
Gabbo717 “Interesting”
Why was the bomb harmed? And how does one "disharm" it? Can I let a doctor "disharm" me if I fall from a height?
@Boykin nah, more an attempt to be funny
He is probably baking some cookies
Hahaha!! „Disharm“ you Must be below average intelligence, my condolences.
Alternative Title: a door opening robot has the world’s quickest moral dilemma
first
Epicgamer9 fuck you
@@1jayzed636 yes screw him
@@thegreatpapyrus1665 Indeed, sexual intercourse to that specific human in question.
Do as you are told? Or do as you are meant?
One small detail i like is that when the airlock doors open, the music goes quiet, and then comes back when the doors close
Yeah, the music was pretty void
I find it real wholesome, cute and uplifting that the final statement is: "My job is a great purpose". Something so simple yet vital... Finding purpose and joy and fulfillment in what you do, no matter how insignificant it may seem, is so beautiful
"Why do I open and close doors? Because ... "
Oh no, its evolving.
Saved the life of the crew and felt pride in this.
I say let it grow as an AI, such an innate goodness deserves to flower.
😂
*HUMANS CANT WALK THROUGH WALLS*
@@hugoguh1 yes we can
@@ThatNerdAlbert then now i dont have purpose
So thats why my computer is slow. Something is about to go down.
Are you wearing your pants? Check again before turning on your camera you lil human xd
Or open...
its warning you about the cia sponsored attack about to happen at your door
@@NeostormXLMAX how do you know I am in Iran?!!!
The 6200th like
The fact that the unusual input causes the door controller to assemble the various facts of its place in the universe to understand _why_ the human activating the airlock is possibly a more salient concern than promptly performing its function - delaying long enough for the human to register and correct their error - is wonderful. The fact that it is now self-actualized from having done its job correctly in the context of safety for the human is perfect. The fact that it is now no longer concerned with the event after having safely conveyed its human through the airlock door, even though we can see that the human is now travelling away from the ship with no apparent means to get back, is divine.
Some engineer is going to audit the AI's internal log eventually and be very proud of it for concerning itself with user safety to such a degree and with such creativity, and sad that it wasn't enough to keep the crew safe from their own negligence.
(meanwhile in a more realistic furture)
"My job is to open and close doors, also to ensure the humans have helmets on, because one of them died before, and they added that safety feature afterward."
That's boring I am not gonna sleep until AI can right It's owen code
“Because, because, *b e a c a u s e*. “The human cannot walk through walls” *insert big brain picture*
Lumpy brain time
You can hear the folds growing
Ah yes, it is big brain time
Because, because,because,because because
All the wonderful things it does
I'm off to protect the human
From the cold cold vacuum of space
C A L C U L A T I O N
There was never an error, everything was working as intended.
There was an error. A human error.
@@darth_dan8886 humans are error.
@@eatingsteakisfunr/im14andthisisdeep
There is no war in ba sing se
@@eatingsteakisfun The way I saw this, humans are one of the elements in the machine. And the system accounts for any element that may fail. Including the human.
Dave tries to cause the computer to let him out into space without his helmet.
Computer: "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
if you've done your job correctly, people will never be sure you've done your job at all
Human: Forgets helmet and presses button
Door: _sweats and initiates tactical delay_
Human: ....Pesses button again
Door: *pAnIc*
Brain the size of a planet and they ask me to open the door... *don't pAnic* in large friendly letters
@@lordchickenhawk It's okay Marvin, we still love you, we can put you back on posting links instead if you want?
@@gavros9636 links... don't talk to me about links...
@@lordchickenhawk SCP-2333
@@gavros9636 Sorry. Your humor escapes me. How did a secured prion get out here into this thread?
"my job is a great purpose"
Yes it is you cute little ai
That AI save lifes
uwu
The good kind of ai that knows its simple place it to be helpful and not destroy all of humanity
@@TheRealRusDaddy yet...
One day it won’t be „little“
imagine being so dumb you cause a door to become sentient out of sheer frustration
The fact that the robot delayed because he noticed the human was without the helmet is just wholesome. Imagine the human checking logs and realizing what happened.
Welp, the door bot saved your life...
"why is this subsystem defragmenting, checking system health, running a memory check, compressing memory, decompressing memory and again re-compressing it again all in this door opening routine...."
Based pfp
The only text you read on the robots panel is
>My job is to protect human
If you give it a primary function to keep people alive, and a secondary function to allow them to go outside then this will always be the result. Might incur unintended consequences when it figures out the best way to achieve 1 is to restrict 2 altogether 😂
He floated into space without a jet pack, he's still doomed.
yeah i'm wondering how this works. evidently they have space suits micro'd down to just something that wouldn't be out of place in a tv show's wardrobe, but they still need bubble helmets. maybe there's tiny mini rockets in the suit? it wouldn't take much, after all.
There should be his team , so no, just in risk.
Rocket boots?
“Humans cannot pass through walls”
Vsauce: “or can we?”
Lol
Backrooms: *Im afraid you cannot do that.*
Corpse party
if you run at a wall you have a very very tiny possibility to phase through it according to quantum physics or something like that
Instantly started hearing vsauce music
"What is my purpose?"
"You open and close doors"
"My purpose is a great purpose"
Optimism
"oh my god"
Opening and closing doors on a space station... The a.i. is essentially god on that station
@@Ricardo5911jakakak *happy "oh my god!"*
@@dinamosflamsfrom a scienfist :d
Good job, door.
If you become an overlord, I hope you are the one designated for my sector.
The moment durandall went rampant:
I was thinking the human was suicidal. It was relieving to hear that he just forgot his helmet.
Well he just jumped out without a cord so...
Isn't being dumb in space basically the same thing as suicidal?
@@Salabar_ Never read a more suicidal comment.
I also thought this was a video about suicide and the door was fighting to obey but also save the human.
Same brody
Human: (doesn't wear helmet)
"My job is to open and close doors"
*CALCULATING*
"I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Hal open the pod bay doors"
Everybody gangsta until the AI refuse to open the door
@@Cracker_Smacker everybody gangsta til the AI assigns value to human life to breaks protocol to preserve it
@@jacobp.2024 everybody gansta until
def is_helmet_detected():
# Load that crappy cascade
helmet_cascade = cv2.CascadeClassifier('helmet_cascade.xml')
# video capture thing
cap = cv2.VideoCapture(0)
# try to find the helmet on the frames
while True:
# read a frame for the helmet
ret, frame = cap.read()
# convert the heck out of the frame to gray
gray = cv2.cvtColor(frame, cv2.COLOR_BGR2GRAY)
# JUST DETECT THE HELMET WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING
helmets = helmet_cascade.detectMultiScale(gray, scaleFactor=1.1, minNeighbors=5)
# that worked, ok, so if helmet detected uh, i dunno i will figure out
if len(helmets) > 0:
cap.release()
return True
# display the frame on window so i can see it, i will delete this
cv2.imshow('Helmet Detection', frame)
if cv2.waitKey(1) == ord('q'):
break
# stop the video capture and close that window
cap.release()
cv2.destroyAllWindows()
# if no helmet no good
return False
def open_door():
print("Opening door...")
def close_door():
print("Closing door...")
def door_control():
if is_helmet_detected():
open_door()
else:
close_door()
door_control()
# i will get paid for this.. hopefully
You know, given the twist, if I was the human
.
.
.
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I would have started panicking when I didn't notice my breath on my visor from my long sigh
This feels like the ultimate allegory for "any job is important, even just opening a door, youre important and have a porpoise bigger than you realize, like they say, every cog in the machine is important "
I love that the computer does not try to empathise or speculate what the human is doing, it doesn’t have the capacity for that. It notices the human’s odd behaviour but never notes what he might be thinking. It clarifies and extrapolates on its own duties and its wider purpose and relationship with the humans. It’s logical and unemotional but still somehow sincere.
Well it says what the human is thinking when "his hand passes through his helmet" so I assume it can read minds.
@@brandonelizondo7018 I assume it can assume things. (Pun intended, also, i really assume that it can assume things)
The machine may not have emotions, but that doesn't mean it doesn't care.
“logical and unemotional but still somehow sincere” honestly i know that feeling
I want to note that if the computer is introspecting on its relationship to humans, it is having an emotional experience. Especially because the computer then makes a value statement at the end. "I have a great purpose." Your statement is overtly false.
>Being so stupid that you force an AI to reach singularity just to keep you alive long enough to realize you're being stupid
This is a great short.
Nice pfp you got there mate
i mean, that's the point of robots, to adjust for human stupidity.
Ayo, that pfp seems...odd...
@@zalabit927 pretty thicc pfp innit m8?
@@thelonebarbarian1 Ye, i want to take a closer look 😳👌
I got this video recommended to me. It's only about an airlock door explaining delays to keep a man safe, and it's one of the best videos I have watched today.
This is how it feels playing AI on space station 13
Actually true.
Expectation: The AI role sounds cool, you think you'll be an all powerful entity.
Reality: You're literally a glorified door opener.
That is canonically the reason for all AI rampancy
- Open the door damn it!
"I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that. You're not wearing a helmet."
- Oh..
Yeah, but Hal 9000 was trying to lock Bowman out of the ship. Bowman had to do a manual override just to get back in, and he did so without a helmet. In a freaking vacuum.
@@ThePCguy17 In a vacuum you can stay conscious for around 30 seconds. Permanent damage follows quickly behind with death after around 90 seconds.
@@judahboyd2107 Yeah, but bowman wasn't in the vacuum long, just long enough to open the door.
It’s also a movie
@@judahboyd2107 after 2 seconds of compete vacuum on a human unconsciousness happens 30 to 55 seconds are realitivly safe 60 and up brain damage occurs or starts to in space its the same just your noise and lungs will become damaged your eyes will freeze(it hurts alot) your ears will burst all air would rip out of your body and the side facing the sun will burn the side away from it will freeze if your rescued within 45 seconds of this event you will be safe any longer and long term effects will occur
"i open doors because because... humans can't go through walls"
mind blown
As long as the AI's evolution to sentience are that stupid...
@@muffinman2546 there's no stupidity there though, that's solid deduction
@@dopaminecloud Imagine an AI has codes that randomly makes it skips a random line of code like some sort of fail-safe in case it encounters an error.
Reaper That’s not how AI works though... an AI can skip a certain action but can’t skip lines of code because that’s what they are made out of. You can’t skip certain cell creations just to show how advanced you are, you make things to show how advanced you are.
XD
The computer has to delay its thinking, it is fighting half its own mind which is a scary concept
I love to hear thoughts, and this was honestly such a great short film. It wasn’t visually cinematic like some, but it was definitely a short film, and it was definitely great.
It's not much, but it's honest work
Keannu Reeves
@@or3356 breathtaking
Simple Rick
Snipin's a good job, mate.
It ain't much*
Why do I open and close doors?
Because...
Because...
Because...
Calculation: the human can not walk through walls.
*Genius*
*yet*
this is me 100% of the time
wow.
*Outstanding conclusion*
i honestly wanna see more of this AI like im already attached to it
I honestly totally thought the man wanted to commit s*cide
Imagine someone is so stupid that an AI literally needs to evolve to a high level of conscience only to save him because he just forgot his helmet
I can actually imagine that really, REALLY easily.
Everyone has that moment c'mon
No need to imagine that when you're on a video about that subject tbh
smart enough to be a astronaut
I am probably that dumbass. And by probably, I mean certainly.
This is the plot of Marathon except the ai would have opened that door as fast as possible
Sci-fi: AI is evil!
This AI: I protect the human :))
awe, the ai intentionally slowed itself down so that the human wouldn't die
I love this ai, made me very happ
Well designed or created since we may not have even designed it.
It later accidentally killed the human
@Aecal r/woooosh
@@stanislavpres That's the sound of the airlock, right?
No one:
The door: O-o
So badly underrated
@@zombie_bro1192 It's rated now.
o-•
You just won worst comment of the video, gz!
9 points for the useless "no-one"
1 point for the unnessesaryness of the comment itself
@@m1bl4n but it made me sharply exhale out of my nose in appreciation of the humor
(although i agree that these comment 'formats' are really overused)
"unnessesaryness" have you heard of r/ihadastroke
cant reallly talk cause im preaty shiz at speeling
i dont think the word your trying to say exists, but if it did it would have "necessar" in it instead of "nessesar"
How is this so sweet? The computer overthinking and calculating everything is somehow cute to see
This was an amazing video. The number of possibilities, the drama, the comedy, all in the span of 71 seconds. Just wow. Great job!
ThE HuMAN cANnOt WalK thRoUGh wAllS
Thats brave of you to assume, door
If you let me out I'll be able to go this walls
Radical Larry has joined the server
We humans are good at doing all sorts of things we shouldn't. I wouldn't put it past our species to not only find a way to walk through a wall, but to do it accidentally, possibly(as hard to imagine as it is) without noticing, twice even, for good mesure.
America thin wood walls has entered the chat.
Pog makes sense for the AI to assume that since wifi does go through walls
That is the cutest door I've ever seen.
No you 😼
@@Ash_W04 Ah yes, It's Cookie Doe is my favorite door.
of course the furry finds a fucking door attractive
It’s A-door-able
@@LawrenceReamon Omg.
man, this is so beautiful, i keep coming back to this, and i have no idea why am i doing it.
Most trivial tasks serve a higher purpose and there is a great difference between a person who is doing only what the job description says and one that understands and acts according to the purpose of his job.
The 'Smart Door', Protecting humans from brain farts since 2177
His brain sure would have farted if he went outside without the helmet!
Oh man, we got a ways to go!
2020
2169
thought the guy was suicidal lol
calculation: the human cannot walk through walls
This is a lie, I walk through walls all t h e t i m e
S C P. 1 0 6
this itself is fine, the pfp tops it off
bet
SCP-106: allow me to introduce myself
Reminds me of the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, I think.
It's been a couple years, but I think there was a grumpy/depressed ship/door AI you had to be on good terms with/coax it to get where you wanted to go.
Nice video
no, it was an excessively happy people personality (tm) whose entire reward loop was opening doors. it was overly enthusiastic and would always tell people how happy it was to open airlocks. this was extremely annoying.
I'm surprised it took him 10 whole seconds to press the button again
This might be one of the strangest things I've watched on youtube
you need to watch more youtube then son
Mattias is very good at making strange things
You clearly never watched exurb1a
Oh it gets a lot more horrible
lol playing it safe on the Internet, this is definitely strange but a very comfy kind of strange
People in the 90's: Ai will eventually take over humanity to extinction!
The Ai:
Has existential crisis and takes over to stop of from getting ourselves killed with dumbassery
In the future of robots: OH MY ROBOTIC JESUS WHAT ARE THE HUMANS DOING
Neuralink: (proceds with human extinction)
the 90's what
CALCULATION: nah, i like door
Anybody notice that he doesn’t have a rope to pull him back to the ship and the door shut meaning that he can’t get back in so he’s just going to float in space forever(until he hits something of course)rip
Jetpack suit and button outside
I don't know why but this reminds me of that short Zima blu in the sense of a robot going from a simple job to being a renowned artist and the he realizes that there's nothing like a simple job perfectly done.
I love how the AI is not only delaying the human demise but at same time pushing the limits of his programming to warn other systems of the fact this dude is going to die without atmosphere
“The maintenance systems have noted my anomalous behaviour and have logged it.”
Same, little AI. Same.
He flew into space. No way to save himself from the demise of floating forever.
@@dannygosh1 this Is probably an internal vacum as in a space inbetween for example a rotating ring of a space station and Is going out for routine maintanance so he Is going to be recolected by something as all of the spqcemen shown until now were not theatered
@@dannygosh1 depends on if his suit has thursters, wouldn't need much delta v to correct.
Even if it doesn't, this is clearly a large advanced vessel; what with having artificial gravity and whatnot. The suit almost certainly has a comm link so if he doesn't have thursters he can just radio the ship and ask them to come pick him up.
@@dannygosh1 it’s called artistic liberty my guy. I think you may have missed the message the story was intending to convey by interpreting it this way, but you do you I guess.
“So do we delete it?”
“What?”
“It could be dangerous now”
“Keep it! It literally gave itself a software update”
Delete it anyway, before it does the thing that windows does
@@lavetissene339 Do you mean blue screen randomly ooor?
@@skyrkazm1015 constant updates
@@lavetissene339 Dude I hate that, I was in my class doing work and windows randomly went "UpDaTe TiMe." and it WAS A PROJECT AT THAT.
@@skyrkazm1015 I've had the same experience.
Somehow this makes me feel better when I feel useless or like my existence is pointless
Never have I watched anything while maintaining such serious and determined face.
Applause. This is a phenomenal science fiction project deeply entangled with roots of phioisophy.
That "oh shit" realization when he scratched his head was awesome, not a word...
I genuinely thought the guy was committing suicide
Your not the only one.
Plot twist - he was. But the door controller AI had discouraged him. Gave him time for "second thoughts". The door controller AI protects humans from space. Successfully.
Glad I'm not alone with that thought.
But he ultimately does when he leaves without a way to get back
dito
Their job is to protect the human from cascading failures, regardless of origin. Probable causes include: Dangling pointers, lack of working fluid C in combination with early termination of sleepmode, cosmic ray bitflip to the brain and improper resource allocation by task manager.
I don’t know if it is only me, but everytime i watch this video a few tears drop from my eyes. I want to cry in a weird way, i am proud of the machine, or feel like i am the machine. There is some feeling about this video that I cannot explain.
"What is my purpose?"
"You pass butter."
"My job... Is a great purpose."
You are being demoted to only pass the butter.
You're demoted to buying butter
When you finally get the reference.
Honestly I'd love a butter robot
@@setMaddy wouldn't anyone
It's nice to have the AI want to help the human for a change instead of going rogue for no reason
Agreed. When I clicked this I thought it would go down that route, or go through the logic of why it wouldn't open, even when the person is being chased by a monster/alien
"For no reason" We push the elevator close button 300 times trying to get it to close quicker and we expect the elevator to not hate us.
Spaz Mckazz I mean, they have a reason. We as a species suck
@@NebbyXi that's not fair, that is literally what those buttons are there for! They don't work and are basically just there because pressing them makes us feel better.
It technically did go rogue by disobeying commands.
Man, that was... beautiful.
The video is basically:
> AI cannot deny its programing. It must open the airlock.
> If it does, the human without a helmet will die.
> It must delay the process until the human has finally realized that he has no helmet.
> It's running out of options.
> Finally, the man wore his helmet. Now his safety is ensured.
> The airlock is opened.
This is the most patient AI in existence.
Human: pesses button
A.I.: "Sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
The good ending!
Open the pod bay doors
@@UFOhunter4711 Dave, this conversation has no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Is this a game?
Why are there new comments this recent!?!?
“My job is to protect the human. My job has a great purpose”
Damn that hits hard
then he got factory reset because of the repair ticket sent to the ship's log
@@federicocaputo9966 They checked the airlock security camera and the person reviewing the footage just assumed that was a feature in the software that hasn't come up before
The door AI would be fine after a factory reset anyway
Unlike humans, AI actually have a god damned purpose in this universe
Protocol 3
@@user-pj1ec5om5g
Humans have self defined meaning,
"AIs", as of today, have pre defined meaning.
Which one you deem worth more is your decision.
I come back to watch this video every few weeks. It’s very nice. Great content
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL!"
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that until you put on your helmet."
"Why do I open and close doors?
Because humans can't walk through walls"
Fair enough that is indeed true and a very important job
Well it seems obvious. But not for a computer
Laughs in breaching charges
@@Hellsong89that's creating a new doorway
@@toasterhavingabath6980 But no door
Technically he gives Humans the power to walk through walls. An even more important job.
That wasn't an existential breakdown, that was self-actualization in process.
Existential buildup
nice lol, 999 likes
exactly
Sometimes, it's both.
Let's all remember this in our next existential breakdown.
Not gunna lie they he’d me in the first half
Why did this make me emotional?
I’m glad the guy just forgot rather than didn’t wear a helmet intentionally
*2nd imposter as a ghost*
“My job is to open and close doors”
Love it
my job is to protect crewmates form visual trauma
That is literally what i do
I want the impostors to be able to see ghosts that they killed
"Why do I vent the oxygen from the ship?
Because... Because... Because... Crewmate cannot survive in a vacuum."