Donald Trump Is Coming For Your Guns

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.พ. 2018
  • Depending on who you ask, Donald Trump either 'led' or 'was there for' a bipartisan conversation on gun reform.
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  • @macomputersuck
    @macomputersuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    It all makes sense now. Trump thought that Obama didn't want stricter gun control so he took the opposite stance of what he thought Obama's stance was.

    • @troyvahn2461
      @troyvahn2461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      BestServedCold 😂😂

    • @alect9097
      @alect9097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      We just need to have Obama go public with a statement that says "Climate change is a hoax and anyone who says otherwise is stupid"

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Alec Tuason
      lol... similar to when they told Trump they think he's smart enough to defend himself in court without his lawyers... I totally "agree" and think he should take the stand alone... 😉

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BestServedCold: Somebody on the WH staff is using reverse psychology: could it be Mattis, or Kelly?

    • @bluesteel8376
      @bluesteel8376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This actually makes sense now.

  • @StoutShako
    @StoutShako 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Does anyone think Trump will actually keep his word at all? If so, hi, I'm a Nigerian Prince and boy do I have a proposition for you...

    • @firstnamefollowedbylastnam7658
      @firstnamefollowedbylastnam7658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Only $30,000 so you can buy a wagon to carry your gold and you’ll pay me back in full with interest? Looks like today is my lucky day.

    • @Twoswordsdrizzt
      @Twoswordsdrizzt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stout Shako I'll just give you a small loan of a million dollars.

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NRA: Hey Trump we will let you win at golf if you don't take the guns.
      Trump: Deal.

    • @Link10103
      @Link10103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just saw that family guy episode...

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh but gosh do I hope so. Muhuhahahahahaha!

  • @silvsilvsilv
    @silvsilvsilv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    1:26
    Trump: You didn't have a lot of Presidential back-up.
    Legislator: President Obama _did_ support it.
    Trump: That was your problem.
    Honestly, it's kind of impressive how he didn't get whiplash from that fast a flip-flop.

    • @Rattenkriegs
      @Rattenkriegs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +silvsilvsilv
      It's his only guiding principle on policy - whatever Obama did has cooties.
      But since he's an lazy idiot that doesn't read anything he doesn't know where Obama stood on each issue - until someone tells him.
      European diplomats, talking on condition of anonymity, has said in interviews that Trump first question, in meetings with other heads of state, whenever a topic comes up is what Obama's policy position was - and that when he's told - he promptly reverts the US position.
      Which is why the few competent people he has left in his administration on the foreign policy side spent last week at the Münich security conference (while Trump was back in the US) reassuring European allies that they shouldn't be worried about what Trump says, because that basically doesn't matter anyway as he forgets almost whatever position he expressed as soon as he's stated it.
      He doesn't really care or understand any of this anyway - all he wants is to go home so he can live tweet Fox News and play golf.

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      silvsilvsilv it's always opposite day in Trump's world

    • @slicric131
      @slicric131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      silvsilvsilv lol crazy.

    • @carolynclay876
      @carolynclay876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He will get us into the last war..

    • @edouardmercure3203
      @edouardmercure3203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SENATOR TOOMEY (cut phrase after Trump's remark): "But there was a worry that he wanted to go further, frankly, and that was a concern for some of our guys."

  • @mariacupo4937
    @mariacupo4937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how Stephen always puts away his invisible, air props.

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the way Jon Batiste accents it with piano!

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If Obama said even HALF of what Trump just said about his "gun control" ideas, the congress, GOP and media would be losing their damn minds.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the advantage Trump has over Obama is that listening to Trump is like watching a trainwreck so when that trainwreck starts handing out pasta bake to orphans as it slides past nobody quite knows what to do.

  • @iChillypepper
    @iChillypepper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    He did the same thing with DACA saying he would work w them etc and then he caved to his base’s backlash. I’ll reserve praise until he actually backs and gets legislation passed

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh, I'll praise the notion and even the audacity, but with raised eyebrows yeah.

  • @peterpiper7441
    @peterpiper7441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The following day after this happened, Trumpy got a call from the N.R.A. and then (by pure coincidence, I guess,) clammed up completely and never mentioned another word about this again.

  • @DotHacker99
    @DotHacker99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How sad is it that I saw this video and thought everything was just happening only to see the date and we're still having this damn problem.

    • @LMNtaLXicon
      @LMNtaLXicon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did the same thing today. Jesus fuck

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everone since Sandy Hook *wants* *SOMETHING,* *ANYTHING* done to deal with the Gun violence epidemic but nope, NRA-backed Republicans and freaks who care more for guns, bullets and the 2nd Amendment instead of the lives that Gun Safety Laws could save as well as the first *illegitimately* "elected" "president" that unlike his predecessor, refuses to sign a bill into law on what 90% of Americans want! *90%!!*

  • @Killernaut16
    @Killernaut16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I swear Stephen has the best writers on any talk show right now. He's been killing it recently.

  • @kalyanthupili6434
    @kalyanthupili6434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I wanted to eat cookies today. The store was out of cookies. Sneaky Obama.

  • @RaySolus
    @RaySolus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Give it a few days ... nah less he will back track and say he never meant it.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kuro Rei can’t wait about what Fox News will report. After all, they know Trump better then trump itself

    • @DubbleM900
      @DubbleM900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Never meant it? He say he never said it in the first place.

    • @barefoot6745
      @barefoot6745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I hope you're wrong. I'm hoping Trump does something good for once.

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am all for gun control but what Trump said came true it would set a dangerous precedent. He did say take the guns BEFORE DUE PROCESS. Of course that won't happen but IF it did, it would set a precedent to take other acts without due process.

    • @SupremeGrand-MasterAzrael
      @SupremeGrand-MasterAzrael 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try to disarm us. Give the Russians the revolt they are pushing for. You people are playing with fire and you're gonna get burned and bad.

  • @plotting6863
    @plotting6863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We need to quiz him on if he can remember things that happened the previous week.

  • @mcendme565
    @mcendme565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    😂 it’s a talent how he can blame everything on Obama.

    • @DaveWhoa
      @DaveWhoa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it also makes him extremely easy to use ... "Mr President, what should we do about guns?" "I think things are fine" "you realise Obama wasn't able to pass gun control legislation?" "then we must pass gun control legislation!"

    • @derrickvineyard7032
      @derrickvineyard7032 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like Obama blamed everything on Bush.

    • @GH3TToR1CHieRICH
      @GH3TToR1CHieRICH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s ridiculous because everything they’re trying to achieve is President Obama’s policies they wouldn’t support when he was president smh... tDump looks like a moron BIGLY!

    • @briestoll
      @briestoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeezys’ R’Gay show me video of Obama saying ugly random bullshit about Bush, show my video of someone asking Barack a question about something that has nothing to do with Bush and he just attack him... I'll wait.

    • @centraltimegamers2977
      @centraltimegamers2977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nerdie Quirks Dotard is the perfect representation of his voter base, ignorant.

  • @Arrakiz666
    @Arrakiz666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Eh. He's gonna backtrack on it within hours. Trump sometimes does that, he will speak out his mind about something and it's not _that_ crazy, but then the puppeteers holding his strings will remind him of his place.

    • @Lhawk2107
      @Lhawk2107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arrakiz666 hehe trump the whipped white house boy

    • @Texaca
      @Texaca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arrakiz666 --- he only sounds and talks reasonable, when he is coherent for those 15 minutes a day, and I'm a being little liberal with my estimate there.
      Because most of the time his train of thought is spiraling around like lumps of shit in a cesspool, and that's in one nasty delusion 😂

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alfredo Texas64 Sure, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. But at the end of the day he's just a human, and most humans everywhere want the same things. So even Trump can say something vaguely reasonable, the issue is that at this point, his corporate overlords are the only people he's got left, so he _has to_ cave in every single time they demand something. And these people don't represent any kind of human interest, they represent _corporate_ interest. So at this point it really doesn't matter who Trump is or what he thinks and feels, what matters is what people holding his strings think.

  • @luanneharrell7822
    @luanneharrell7822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Jared kushner reminds me of a grown up Damien from the Omen-1st one. He has dead eyes.

  • @ChunkySalsa75
    @ChunkySalsa75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    And then he did nothing. Typical Dump. All talk

    • @GRKalexis
      @GRKalexis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (SHARING) Google: NRA contributions TRUMP RUSSIA GOP
      MONEY TRAIL The NRA and its affiliates spent over $31,000,000 million in ads to boost Trump
      during the 2016 election. Republicans got the biggest boost from NRA cash.
      (Florida school shooting survivor tells Trump: "SHAME ON YOU FOR TAKING NRA MONEY.")

      Google also : "Every Member of GOP Congress Who Took Money From the NRA and Tweeted 'Thoughts and Prayers' to Parkland"...
      *Donald Trump $31.19 million
      Richard Burr, NC 6.3 mil
      Marco Rubio, FL 3.3 mil
      Roy Blunt, MO 6.33 mil
      Todd Young, IN 2.89 mil
      Joe Heck, NV 2.53 mil
      Rob Portman, OH 2.32 mil
      Lindsey Graham $800,000 from a Ukrainian-born oligarch with ties to Putin's inner circle - the Intellectualist

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
    Of course, I use a metric clock, so it's only once a day.
    But it is still right.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Metric clock? Do you mean 24 hour clock? Aren't those usually digital?

    • @CJusticeHappen21
      @CJusticeHappen21 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HASEnoncorperated
      No. I mean the metric clock. 10 hours in a day. A hundred minutes in every hour. A hundred seconds in every minute.

    • @raptorreaper
      @raptorreaper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Metric clock¿?😐😱 You'd be late for everything.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100 * 100 * 10 = 100000
      60 * 60 * 24 = 86400
      You're lucky most people dont use Sidreal days or it'd be even worse for you.

    • @Mistrivious
      @Mistrivious 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...

  • @boonlincoln
    @boonlincoln 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Monologue Order:
    1. Donald Trump Is Coming For Your Guns
    2. Hope Hicks Is Way Too Good At Goodbyes (And Good Lies)
    3. 'Tough Cookie' Jeff Sessions Defends Himself Against Trump's Attacks

    • @criley386
      @criley386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      boonlincoln You're the real mvp

    • @mccarraa
      @mccarraa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks

    • @coleenparsons4905
      @coleenparsons4905 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      (These were all released around 2 AM EST and I thought of you - I almost did a tribute post but then the videos were pulled so.... you ARE the real MVP!!)

    • @Informatic1
      @Informatic1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4. Seth Meyers Closer Look on the same subjects

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      boonlincoln I know, it seems like we've just crossed over into the Twighlight Zone. Crazy days. 😮

  • @halfcabbage4000
    @halfcabbage4000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There are some A+ laughs in the audience! It amplifies the jokes!

  • @ilovemesomechicken
    @ilovemesomechicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bump stocks are guns? I bet you guys think they are fullly semi-automatic bazookas LOL

  • @TheJrbdog
    @TheJrbdog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What's that phrase?
    Oh yeah, "Even a broken clock is right twice a day"

    • @StriderZessei
      @StriderZessei 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheJrbdog even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut?

  • @ducklingscap897
    @ducklingscap897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I bet tomorrow Trump can’t remember what he said.

    • @headcold7250
      @headcold7250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chiye yep. Pretty soon his press swampling will be out there telling the media that he didn't mean it. Or that the fake news media said it, not him.

    • @Freespirit5371
      @Freespirit5371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chiye, you are probably right and that is why all of us MUST remind him and hold him accountable!

    • @ahmedkhelbi3328
      @ahmedkhelbi3328 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chiye
      I Doubt you can remember what you just said being the libtard you are... So here's a reminder ⬆

    • @ducklingscap897
      @ducklingscap897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahmed Khelbi Did you mean libturd? English is not my native language so I had to google it but the only thing I found was lipturd. How is that an insult for a women? And what exactly is the meaning if your comment?

    • @nathanmckenzie904
      @nathanmckenzie904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chiye he'll claim he never said it

  • @mad_cat_1st
    @mad_cat_1st 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "That's why I swim in heated pools!" I'm DYING. Hil-fuckin'-larious.

  • @leemonade6943
    @leemonade6943 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    What’s funny is the lady next to Pence. Her expressions and water drinking are classic.

  • @kennethhwang3425
    @kennethhwang3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "You have a different president now" and "That's your problem" are the answers you would expect from draconian bosses who embezzle money from the company, not a world leader.

  • @z.deutch1334
    @z.deutch1334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Trump: "What do I need?"
    A soul, a brain, self control, maturity, intelligence, foresight, ability to reflect

    • @AmeliaPond1994
      @AmeliaPond1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron Lorna Obama never had a soul. he referred to children getting killed by drones as bugs in a "joke" at a white house dinner. he is a good talker but not much conviction or morality.

    • @earth9564
      @earth9564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amelia Healy Isn't that every politician?

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cameron Lorna but Obama was either not strong-willed or experienced enough to end the war like he promised. He may be smart but he wasn’t wise enough, unlike Bernie Sanders

    • @alemayehusolomon941
      @alemayehusolomon941 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cameron Lorna Obama expanded the war on Terror, killed thousands across the the Middle East and Africa, he did not make a serious attempt to solve immigration issues gun control issues even after Sandy Hook, he did not fight for single-payer healthcare he did not fight for increasing minimum wage or increase working conditions and unions for American workers, and he was trying to push the TPP of the trans-pacific partnership in order to push more jobs overseas. So I guess all that is okay because he has manners and display some etiquette while on television. Will let me tell you something, your comment is a perfect reflection of what our culture has become, just a facade, focusing on Kardashians and other degenerates and looking good instead of actually doing good.
      For example instead of hashtags people could vote for new legislation and people that will work too lower crime and drugs and fix things like the opioid epidemic and gang violence. We could have built Aid camps in assisted turkey and helping the Syrian refugees without getting involved in a Bloody War.
      We could have protested the fact that Jared Kushner and others sold billions of dollars of arms to the Saudi Arabian government to be used against the yemeni people which many of whom are poor and have no will to combat the United States or Saudi Arabia.
      I know this is TH-cam and probably one or two people are going to read this comment, but just please please please know what you're talking about and I'm just so sick of Obama getting all this credit just for acting like a normal fucking human being. He acted in The Very terrible way and all it takes is someone to just look a little bit into his eight-year tenure as president.
      By the way one of the first things he did when he was done with being president was hold a few speeches for Wall Street and some banks. So that right there should show you who he is. Contrast that Jimmy Carter, who helped eradicate the guinea worm which is a terrible infection due to a parasite in Africa which can lead to blindness. Now that is something worth praising.

    • @pistachiosan
      @pistachiosan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your first paragraph lists everything Obama fought tooth and nail for, (even in some cases using Executive Orders to get it done when Congress was at it's most uncooperative) and says he didn't fight for them. I think you need to stop watching Fox News.

  • @atomhearts
    @atomhearts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Really? The president that accepted over 20 million from the NRA says they have no control over him? That's rich.

    • @natewagenblast8318
      @natewagenblast8318 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like he is, from all his NRA knob sucking!

    • @CButtonshaw
      @CButtonshaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they already gave him the money so fuck 'em I think is his mentality.

    • @billybob802
      @billybob802 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you guys act like the NRA gives so much? Have you not looked into all the other organizations/corporations giving the politicians money? The NRA is a serious drop in the bucket, but you morons don't go bitching about corporations giving billions of dollars to politicians.
      Thats ok though. Billions vs NRAs few million in comparison. Better claim the NRA owns the govt /eye roll.

    • @shentzu
      @shentzu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is completely true. The have zero control over him.
      He doesn't even have control over himself. Ignorant stupid just poor out of his mouth non-stop, and then he grabs a pussy. Zero control.

    • @tombranch2261
      @tombranch2261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The NRA is merely the lobbying arm of the multi billion dollar arms industry, and one of its many fingers in the pie, also, we DO bitch about corporations giving billions, its why we resisted citizens united.

  • @jonathanmillner
    @jonathanmillner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Amy Klobuchar was looking at 3:35. I'm not sure she could've had a big enough glass of water haha.

  • @B3n3f1t
    @B3n3f1t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Move the National Opposite Day on this date so I can make sense of this!!!

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I think Trump would be more adept with Taekwondonut or Buffalo Wing Chun.

    • @toddtoure7041
      @toddtoure7041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KingOfMadCows 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @simonfrederiksen104
      @simonfrederiksen104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Taekwondonut? Nah - more like Taekadozendonuts

    • @leetraviusmckay314
      @leetraviusmckay314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's the mascot for White House Wild Wings 😂😂😂

    • @mikeh996
      @mikeh996 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BWC nice

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      KingOfMadCows Terribly awful

  • @what_is_going_on7166
    @what_is_going_on7166 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the band played the “survivor“ song!

  • @ashleyy6319
    @ashleyy6319 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yas Stephen! Every line was served with a side of spite and I am here for it!!

  • @MythicTyrant
    @MythicTyrant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    "He went to Jared." Well played, Colbert.

    • @silvsilvsilv
      @silvsilvsilv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't get it. Is that like an advertisement slogan from something?

    • @bruceslater7169
      @bruceslater7169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MythicTyrant Stephen Colbert is the anti Trump propaganda show pretending to do comedy.

    • @silvsilvsilv
      @silvsilvsilv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      a118c Thanks :)
      Bruce Slater Fuck off.

    • @bruceslater7169
      @bruceslater7169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      silvsilvsilv Another indoctrinated Leftist sheep listening to your paid elite entertainers who pretend to do comedy but hate Trump and border protection. Pathetic

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He's pretty damn good at pretending then, 'cos this is funny as hell.
      --S

  • @GorinRedspear
    @GorinRedspear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What I think that happened is that the NRA told Trump he is only president because of them. A narcist like Trump can't let that happen so he is going on the offensive. As long as something finally happens I'm fine with it though.

  • @christopherollar4731
    @christopherollar4731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you Stephen... great stuff. keep up the good work

  • @smittykins
    @smittykins 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Eat Lemon Lavender, mother******s!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mdudegamer
    @mdudegamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Bravo for Dick's Sporting Goods, they're moving in the right direction. Although I'll admit I'm surprised they sold assault weapons to begin with, hey, at least they're stopping.

    • @Sheepy007
      @Sheepy007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You Know, it's for all those Sports that involve assault rifles: Assault rifle Golf, Assault rifle Baseball etc

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      mdudegamer A lot of companies stopped selling them after Sandy Hook. And then slowly added them back after the outrage faded. Don't let them take the moral high ground only to revert once your back is turned!

    • @abram730
      @abram730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They didn't sell assault weapons. They sold assault style weapons. It currently costs about $30,000, massive regulations, licensing and red tape to get an assault weapon.
      If they repaint the assault style weapons to hunting camo or wood grain, you wouldn't have the objections. It's the color black that you mostly object to.

    • @SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite
      @SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MISTER NICE GUY General, assault rifle refers to a select fire weapon, meaning it can be operated fully automatic.
      Like he said, purchasing one is a wildly expensive and highly regulated affair.
      What you folks have an issue with is high capacity semiautomatic rifles, which are arguably less effective in a close quarters environment than a pistol.
      If we ban rifles, we will simply revert back to Virginia Tech, where 32 were slain with a .22lr pistol and a 9mm pistol.

    • @thebitchisback2392
      @thebitchisback2392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are no assault weapons sold legally anywhere in the US. Assault weapons were banned long ago. AR doesn't mean assault rifle it stands for the brand name.

  • @TheEqualizer-iw1bz
    @TheEqualizer-iw1bz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    If I lived in the USA and bought my sporting equipments from Dick’s, I could’ve won every Golf & Tennis game I’ve ever played!
    What if my opponent shopped there too... I would still run into the course/court unarmed and won the game. Believe me.

    • @uniwasamistake6334
      @uniwasamistake6334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Equalizer 2014 And thats basically how America won all the games. They had bigger guns all the time.

    • @Littlesaintfortnite
      @Littlesaintfortnite 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Equalizer 2014 wtf are you talking about. Heroin is a hell of a drug kid

  • @AgentKodak
    @AgentKodak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Jared line was🔥🔥🔥

  • @ladijae1
    @ladijae1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trump in my Urkel voice>>>> Did I do that???

  • @PIlotrcm
    @PIlotrcm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Modern American politics is amazing. The simplistic juvenile approach to things and the blatant tribalism are stronger than any rationale argument. There are literally tons of double standards.

  • @Jerricola2
    @Jerricola2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop here..... but Trump is actually doing something good? This is a new feeling for me, did we cross over to an anti-earth and swap Trumps in secret?

    • @rainraihan9681
      @rainraihan9681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      RIP anti-earth

    • @stretchchris1
      @stretchchris1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      You're right. And next you guys should goad him into getting rid of the Electoral College. He'd do it if enough people teased him.

    • @mccarraa
      @mccarraa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He will change his mind next week, everything is right with the world and Republicans are still heartless people.

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Chances are it's just lip service. It's up there with the wall and getting those manufacturing jobs back.

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      apparently we switched over to the "New 52" version of Earth where we can use "that's not a bad idea" and "Trump" in the same sentence.

  • @Legman688
    @Legman688 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's June 2, 2020, and I just now finally got around to watching this, and it is the first thing to make me feel any better in three days.

  • @lauren8135
    @lauren8135 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eating checkers. that genuinely made me laugh.

  • @ghostwriterscorner502
    @ghostwriterscorner502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Today at the White House was like that one really weird episode of The West Wing that you only go back and watch when you're REALLY REALLY REALLY high on crack. Over and over again. While snorting mushrooms.

    • @ronaldmcdonald23123
      @ronaldmcdonald23123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ghostwriters' Corner everybody knows u dnt snort mushrooms duh...... u stick em up your butt

  • @wizkhalifasmoke
    @wizkhalifasmoke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    in Mueller we trust.

    • @nobodyspecial9738
      @nobodyspecial9738 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forget it, this Mueller investigation is going no where.

    • @original..mrknowitall
      @original..mrknowitall 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kevinmuehl Muehlkevin so ur an idiot.

    • @ahmedkhelbi3328
      @ahmedkhelbi3328 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kevinmuehl Muehlkevin
      Keep on trusting snowflake 😂
      Wake us up when he finds anything :)

    • @cuckshedrecords4806
      @cuckshedrecords4806 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't wait until Mueller turns up empty handed so Democrats can stop blaming all their shortcomings on a fake Manchurian candidate investigation.

    • @Ric_Vicious
      @Ric_Vicious 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nobody Special - I'm sorry, how many indictments turned up already? Mueller's draining your orange man-child's swamp. You cancer are going to be ran over in November.

  • @TonyFoglemanWakes
    @TonyFoglemanWakes 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve, you've go the BEST BAND. These guys are tight and tuned in. Lov''n it for you that good 'ol Trumpie-pooh is coming for our guns. We really don't need them anymore. Thanks for your happy reporting! Bravo!

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...and a salad once in a while." LMAO

  • @RoninZulu
    @RoninZulu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    It's so weird watching adults actively arguing with a toddler.

    • @nickboynton6906
      @nickboynton6906 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Novastarr ha ha ha ha. Comment of the week.

  • @TheAgamidaex
    @TheAgamidaex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Oh man, Trump supporters are so baffled by this too:
    "This isn't fake news... I heard him say those words myself. Are we all just going to pretend this didn't happen?"
    "It's either he's making a crazy move to trigger libs that now agree with hitler or he's seriously considers trampling the Constitution a good move."
    "It makes a lot of sense for Trump to be so convincing pretending to listen to the other side that even his own supporters feel betrayed. It's part of a strategy of pacing and leading -- listen to others, let them win a little [...] The fact that we get duped by it is just a sign that he's doing a great job."

    • @ducklingscap897
      @ducklingscap897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gleb Agamidae Or he can’t remember what he said tomorrow. He didn’t say to take the guns what the president meant was....

    • @YZaiCreates
      @YZaiCreates 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gleb Agamidae this is the one time I actually want to take a look at r/thedonald

    • @saugeyes
      @saugeyes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gleb Agamidae We'll just have to wait and see what Sarah Sanders says about it. can't wait

    • @Texaca
      @Texaca 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gleb Agamidae --- where'd you get those quotes from? or are you quoting your own thoughts 😉

    • @TheAgamidaex
      @TheAgamidaex 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      From r/the_donald, naturally. I can find you links to the exact comments if you want. They are buried in the threads, people aren't eager to talk about it over there.

  • @kitkatdeaumont7305
    @kitkatdeaumont7305 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooooo much water sipping during this meeting, everyone must be really thirsty 😂😂

    • @toraltoral3509
      @toraltoral3509 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      KitKat Deaumont yes, they are all thinking what a f**king Moran. He is still jelous of President Obama and Tweeting 4 am about Alex baldwin . the Asshole still think he is on the Apprentice. I hope Mike Pence takes over. Country before party

  • @LackeysLack
    @LackeysLack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:34
    Holy hell, the WALL of press people on the other side of that table.

  • @murgontreloar5254
    @murgontreloar5254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I wouldn't get too excited, on either side of the debate. Trump just says stuff, sometimes just what people want to hear, sometimes just what he thinks people want to hear. This won't go anywhere and in all likelihood he will say something completely contradictory next week.

  • @selcouth86
    @selcouth86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Kushner looks like Machiavelli's skeleton dipped in wax.

  • @jeromealan4818
    @jeromealan4818 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    FLAMETHROWER? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @therealkbrackson
    @therealkbrackson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *shrugs* sowecanallgotosleep 😂 what would I do without colbert

  • @the_dead_poet7829
    @the_dead_poet7829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    By the end of this year I hope Mike Pence becomes the US President and John Oliver becomes the Italian Prime Minister.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like i'm missing some reference here but that second part sounds pretty great none the less.

    • @ericnick4498
      @ericnick4498 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HASEnoncorperated Watch Johns recent skit.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Nick I can't, ironically we don't get him in the UK.

  • @ziqi92
    @ziqi92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I’ll applaud when the bill is passed and signed.

    • @headcold7250
      @headcold7250 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably just a show for the cameras to make republican'ts appear to give a shit about human life. The money is what matters to politicians and businessmen.

    • @sirius4k
      @sirius4k 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't hold your breath :P

    • @sirius4k
      @sirius4k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      headcoLd That's clearly not a republican agenda, Trump's just freestyling and will change his mind very soon. As it has happened before many times.

    • @15secondsofinstafame59
      @15secondsofinstafame59 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you won’t.

    • @headcold7250
      @headcold7250 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sirius4k keep in mind that the right wing is desperate to keep power. They motivated the slaughter of the future of their party. They must act

  • @humboldthammer
    @humboldthammer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    There used to be a floor-store in Oakland, CA, called Linoleum Dick's. Linoleum was a a tall sign, read vertically, and "Dick's" was an oval sign near the bottom. With Neon.

  • @Book7BrokeMyBrain
    @Book7BrokeMyBrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh man, this whole set killed!

  • @brianstraight9308
    @brianstraight9308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    He has such an anti-hard on for Obama.

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ace Diamonds unless Trump is also impotent.

    • @kennybrightwell1877
      @kennybrightwell1877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, so a hate-on?

    • @brianstraight9308
      @brianstraight9308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does one's age or political leanings have to do with Trump criticizing Obama at each and every opportunity? No President has directly, by name, criticized their predecessor this much to the point of actually out-right saying "I am doing things better than him!"

    • @luvvinallmusik5748
      @luvvinallmusik5748 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Straight Obama is Newman 2 Trump's Seinfeld.

  • @marshacreary9771
    @marshacreary9771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    They're playing chess and he's eating checkers

    • @justjoy5549
      @justjoy5549 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      alexdapostman wtf

    • @CharlieHoliday369
      @CharlieHoliday369 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you should probably establish 'they' and 'he' is LMAO
      umm,not a Trump supporter,not from America so I have no dog in the race BUT...
      why no footage from school cameras?
      why are we only hearing from the same four students?
      WHY are CNN or whoEVER not addressing the problem ( not guns,he could have made a bomb or many other things....)
      the problem is the laws ALREADY in place were not observed.
      1: States are not reporting and not convicting to make their data look good so they can get money from the feds
      2: ( or really # 1,2 and 3 ) SSRI's are handed out like candy to kids already facing mental problems ; putting gasoline on the fire!

    • @marshacreary9771
      @marshacreary9771 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AWE SUM Why no footage from school cameras? Isn't that how we got into this mess Why are we only hearing from the same four students? To address long standing issues of entanglement from people with no conscience SSRI's? Why are teaching resources for elementary schools so closely aligned with the name of pharmaceuticals? Is that a networking issue?

  • @myronvenero9371
    @myronvenero9371 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    yankee candle jokes killed me

  • @hk4lyfe59
    @hk4lyfe59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:33 I don't know how you're supposed to concentrate during a meeting when there's a bunch of people standing directly behind you making a bunch of clicking noises with their cameras and holding a pole directly over your head the whole time.

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kim Jong Un : 'We want to have talks but only with Jared not with Mad Dog'

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    Well....
    That homeless guy with the placard was right...The end times have come.

    • @SaltySalman
      @SaltySalman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've seen cia trolls in Russian videos then Russian trolls countered them been going on for few years now. Now there's liberal trolls too,,?

    • @lucasguinness3654
      @lucasguinness3654 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      New Message Russian bot

    • @SaltySalman
      @SaltySalman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucas Darmody no hes American.. Not a bot but a paid troll

    • @infinitesingularity3835
      @infinitesingularity3835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We fucked anyways

    • @albertbremner8173
      @albertbremner8173 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should all have R15's. All good Americans. 556
      This clown is funny. But he's just a bloody clown

  • @Reydriel
    @Reydriel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:58 I cannot stop replaying this XD

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:18 Love that laugh in the segment every once in a while!

  • @maestasify
    @maestasify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Stephen Colbert- Thank you for injecting humor into an otherwise humorless trompa-crisis. I can breathe now.

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I don't like Javanka.
    I like Ivanred. Ivan and red are two symbols of Russia.

    • @princeps138
      @princeps138 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      BartJ583 We can hope, at least.

  • @steevepierre-louis9418
    @steevepierre-louis9418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Nothing Trump says sticks. He'll say he never said it the next day even though we all have memories and videos. Wait till he actually DOES something. THEN you can celebrate

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, 1 year later and he’s done something...several somethings. He’s compromised our national security, obstructed justice, got the US into a losing trade war, funneled millions of tax dollars into his pockets...

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly, Reporters should bring audio and/or video clips of Trump's hypocrisy so they can fact-check him in real-time. to make sure that not even hardcore Trumpists can't be blinded by Individual-1's lies.

    • @user-xs7fg3hb1j
      @user-xs7fg3hb1j 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m currently celebrating the building of trumps wall. Consider the Celebration as “started”.

  • @studentlogan
    @studentlogan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video and all, good jokes. But damnit, I love that tie, Stephen.

  • @squatch545
    @squatch545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't worry, Trump will walk back his comment tomorrow.

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I hold my final judgment for the case there would actually be such a gun bill passed.
    Isn't it currently infrastructure week?
    How long is the new wall and is Hillary in jail?
    Is there peace in the middle east?
    Whats the progress on the drug epedemic?

  • @Shiva108
    @Shiva108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    yeah, as if Trump's words have actual meaning.

    • @jadetheace
      @jadetheace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have never agreed more with anyone lmao

  • @thejamandberries1252
    @thejamandberries1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lavendar scented flamethrower lol

  • @justinnitsuj7041
    @justinnitsuj7041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this will sell more guns. "Quick go buy more guns before they're banned!"

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    No, Trump is just doing the NRA's bidding to help sell more guns, because ever since he got elected, gun sales have dropped drastically since everyone knew he wouldn't do anything about guns, some gun manufacturers' sales have dropped by 90%, that's why they have to let Donnie boy talk tough in hope to jack up sales.

  • @hypershotu3808
    @hypershotu3808 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn Colbert those are hard hits lol

  • @celiashen5490
    @celiashen5490 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Dick's has balls'. This ought to be their new ad campaign and Stephen Colbert ought to get credit. :D

  • @ethanrummel7638
    @ethanrummel7638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:48 is John growing his hair out? Gonna look good.

  • @claudiatsevi4938
    @claudiatsevi4938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He went to “Jared”??💍💏🤣finalmente!!!

    • @SuperMachineElf
      @SuperMachineElf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Claudia TSEVI i didn't get that joke anda came to the comments looking for the explanation. Care to explain please?

    • @veronicaachebe2632
      @veronicaachebe2632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      João Pantaleão Jared is a jewelry store that has commercials where the woman looks at her engagement ring and says he went to Jared's.

    • @SuperMachineElf
      @SuperMachineElf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the explanation!

    • @claudiatsevi4938
      @claudiatsevi4938 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the explanation

    • @claudiatsevi4938
      @claudiatsevi4938 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was late but I see Chinenye Fierce gave you a good depiction

  • @meredithyoung186
    @meredithyoung186 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    the guy who plays in the band and always laughs in the background always makes the show. :D

  • @LesleighHart
    @LesleighHart 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "bailiwicks shrink" lol

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    give trump 24 hours and he'll say the complete opposite. wait for it...

  • @quester09
    @quester09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    fine, but I'm keeping the rocket launcher.

  • @NathanTAK
    @NathanTAK 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen channeled some John Stewart around 0:22

  • @evegreen6501
    @evegreen6501 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow :))) Respect :))))))) A fan of this Show for life !

  • @sebastiancorrales8773
    @sebastiancorrales8773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Trump will think to steal this quote soon "To conquer a nation, you must first disarm its citizens."

    • @blackbird5634
      @blackbird5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you said it. He's not gonna let his base have weapons once they wise up to the fact he's cheated them.

    • @FrankCastle-tq9bz
      @FrankCastle-tq9bz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      will crow That’s what I am hearing - he knows that a lot of folks will come gunning for him when they realize how badly he screwed them and their futures over...

    • @fry5544
      @fry5544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Murdering school children is not good citizenship.

    • @Lumby1
      @Lumby1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sebastian Corrales, To conquer a nation, give everybody all the guns they want, then set them at each other's throats. Create chaos and make everyone depressed, angry and paranoid, it's not that difficult, when the gullible aren't bright enough to know better.

  • @awesoman089
    @awesoman089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Trump going for that re-election.

  • @LemmyCaution66
    @LemmyCaution66 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trump doesn’t use karate but he is a black belt Covfefe fighter.

  • @spencerhydes374
    @spencerhydes374 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol Stephen cringed so hard making the "Dick's has balls" joke😂😂

  • @TrackpadProductions
    @TrackpadProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In America, if you want to buy a car, you have to submit yourself to an authority that assesses whether you can be trusted to responsibly operate it. If you can demonstrate that you can responsibly operate it, you are permitted by them to use it under certain restrictions and in certain places via a licence. If you cannot demonstrate that, or demonstrate that you cannot do that, you are not permitted to use them.
    And people are just, kind of, okay with that.
    But people have been trying to apply those laws to guns for years, and have failed utterly.
    In America, it is harder to buy and operate a device designed for transporting people and things around than it is to buy and operate a device designed for indiscriminately ending human life.
    And in America, and only in America, that's considered normal.

    • @evannibbe9375
      @evannibbe9375 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TrackpadProductions People are taught to use cars in school.
      Do you want everyone to have classes in school on how to use guns?

    • @TrackpadProductions
      @TrackpadProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People are taught how to _avoid_ hurting people in driving classes.
      And for the record, yes. I think it could be useful for people to be able to learn to use guns safely, and to avoid accidentally hurting someone with them.

    • @P_double_H
      @P_double_H 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't need a license to own a car...

    • @anz2441
      @anz2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey asshole...do criminals have to pass a test ? Will the Muslims and illegals that are flooding this country need to pass a test ? I am a Law Abiding citizen, come take mine...I dare ya !! Weapons and Firearms define freedom...because it means I am in control of my life, not someone else. It is much easier to control someone if they are disarmed.

    • @anz2441
      @anz2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evannibbe9375 yes...sign up the criminals and illegals plz LOL ..give me a fucken break....we are not giving you our freedom..I mean firearms !!

  • @gammalight1312
    @gammalight1312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "The beauty of the second amendment is that it won't ne needed till they try to take it"
    ~Thomas Jefferson~

    • @Heretic_Wolf
      @Heretic_Wolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamma Light ain’t that the truth!

  • @morgengabe1
    @morgengabe1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I moved to the US in 2011 and the first time I saw guns in a shop was at Springfield mall in Alexandria VA, at Dicks.
    It actually blew me away. They had a wall as wide as my house is long dedicated to rifles.

  • @brownpower9229
    @brownpower9229 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live in Texas, and pretty much any sporting store sells rifles, pawn shops too

  • @lightbearer7652
    @lightbearer7652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    grab them by the gunz,
    when you're star they let you do it

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I will reiterate what Stephen is going through: What is happening?

  • @angelofsarcasm4924
    @angelofsarcasm4924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally spit my water when I read this title.

  • @AniDiana
    @AniDiana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where’s the gif from “his head” is from?