Let The Robert Mueller Tweets Begin!
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- There's no one Trump won't attempt to disparage on Twitter: Robert Mueller... Andrew McCabe... Cher...
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$60,000 in pension? Thats like two dining sets that Ben Carson can buy for his office.
This is the funniest comment on here lmfao
Boooo
Flav Or 1/3 of a door for Ryan Zienke’s office at the Interior Department.
I think you meant two chairs...for a dining set, Carson would likely need to tack on another zero.
I'm sitting on a $400 chair as I type this and it's way more impressive than what Carson sits on
Sing along with me: "If you're guilty and you know it tweet in rage. If you're guilty and you know it tweet in rage. If you're guilty and you know it, tweets of rage will surely show it! If you're guilty and you know it tweet in rage."
Very nicely done!
STUPID LIMERICK.
Twitter is Nazi-like censorship.
Clap! Clap!
How does Stephen always get the alter egos so accurate? Shaved Peter Pettigrew had me laughing my ass off!
Its so accurate though😂😂😂
Mr. Colbert, we salute you. Sincerely, the rest of the world watching the US circus
You're a idiot. @Crown royal
Love these Americans speaking as if on behalf of the world. S Korea loves Trump. Japan loves Trump - hell they already have an Islam ban. Philippines love Trump esp their leader.
Bet those HK protesters love Trump. China is megalomaniacally corrupt - who cares if they like or hate us.
Hungary, Italy, Czech love Trump.
Well let's see France, Germany and England was called out by Trump for having rampant terrorism which they do because ....drum roll... they are 90% liberal idiots! Of course you will have terrorism. Australia will follow suit if they don't watch it.
South America - THIRD WORLD everywhere - Brazil likes Trump. Probably Argentina too.
Third world countries hate Trump but I hate third world countries We all should! They do nothing but bring more children into their shitty economy and then try to come to us.
Does Africa love Trump? Do we care? Bet you do.
The person under investigation firing the people investigating him sounds like a major flaw in our political system.
Cal T political, legal, ethical, etc.
Nixon...
Not recommended by THE fbi, but the Department of Justice's Office of the Inspector General, and the FBI's Office of Professional Responsibility.
Trump order to be fired and sessions fired him,
If he had done anything wrong enough to be fire, he would've been already. Like comey was.
It's obvious there was a sacking planned but to what motive remains to be seen.
Miguel Ramirez Vega i mean it was fast done petty bullshit i mean he only had 2 days left but trump needed something to tweet about i guess
And will never be seen. Evidence or not...people will believe what they want to. Might as well go back to bed. next story
Purple Comic Sans describes perfectly to The Trump Administration
Diego Martin Pintos
Orange Comic Sans.
I'm crying at the accuracy. XD
As far as I can tell the only person he can't fire is Pence, as for firing muller I think that's more of norm, legally it's kinda of grey area, he should get impeached if does, but I suspect we might just get to find out what happens if he does
Diego Martin Pintos more like wingdings... can't understand it and it just seems like crazy gibberish.
Diego Martin Pintos,,,,. The former editor of Vanityfair told a story, they printed an article back in the 1980s where someone called trump a "short fingered vulgarian" and STILL to this day the editor periodically get pictures OF trump sent to him BY trump with his hands circled, and written on it "not so small huh?". But the funny part is that trump's hands were circled and the writing was all in Gold Sharpie. THAT is the perfect metaphor for donnie johny trump; A Gold Sharpie, something that gives the passing impression of wealth but is really just a CHEAP TOOL!
I still laugh thinking about that story. trump is STILL trying to prove to someone who never cared, whom he never met that his hands aren't small.
Gold Sharpie; gives the passing impression of wealth but is really just a CHEAP TOOL. P
MAGA- Mueller Ain't Going Away!
Bill Grandone awesome... hahahaha
ROFLOL😁 MAGA,... I think the best way to "MAGA" would be to strip Congress of %97 of the both criminal & TREASONOUS Trump/Putin loyalist Republicans
MAGA - Mueller Already Gone Away!
@@nonwilson5587 hahahaha ...really awesome...NOT. LOL!
And yet he did. Liberals are always wrong
Why? Is he still in office. GET OUT!!!👹
Thanks for posting the video earlier. It's nice to watch it before the usual 3AM posting time, especially for those of us who don't have cable. Sincere thanks to "The Late Show" Team.
RPGX400 3AM is also known as the devils hour
Dragonk116 I usually either end up staying up that late or watching it in the morning during breakfast. It isn't too bad, that and Last week tonight. 🙂
But CBS isn’t cable lol it’s usually on basic Antenna Channel 2 here in Chicago
For a guy fighting an investigation into his Russian ties and still claiming he's innocent, he sure doesn't act innocent. It's almost like he's...oh I don't know.... guilty?
Passed Judgements hes innocent. Stop watching cnn, russia is fine.
Mr. Peter Pettigrew He’s definitely “fine”, especially with his frantic guilty behavior and all those people indicted. Sure.
yea because thats good thinking right? you sound stupid. i would be pissed to if i were trump. every night media slams bullshit about him to the masses of sheep. they make shit up about him and even when he does good they some how flip it to be bad. its fucking disgusting how obvious it is.
HybridCheef to be fair you're not wrong. The man is trying. There was the shooting in Florida and the way he got slammed for his notes was below the belt. My thing is if the man's innocent then why not work with mueller and get it over with. Have that black cloud behind you and not have it dog you like it is now
Mueller has been investigating Trump for over a year now. The only thing to come out is democratic national commitie meddling in their own primary and the FBI hatred for the the president.
"How dare the Council investigating my corruption not have any of my cronies on it!"
I fell like its worth pointing out that Mueller himself is a republican. So when Trump tweets "zero republicans", he's just wrong.
Russell Higgins : yep, I caufht that, too.
McCabe was too, so was comey, trump just plays to the dimmest bulbs in the room
Russell Higgins im but you spelled "a liar" incorrectly you spelled it "w r o n g."
Is that why all member of his investigation team are Democrats?
Pappy Gunn they aren't. its false
Is it just me, or do the jokes get more savage each day?
Great show, Stephen!
caramelitoalegre that's because Stephen IS savage!!! Stephen for president 2020!!!!
"...and extra from Apollo Thirteen" made me spit my wine all over the floor, lol.
This show sometimes rips off from the Daily show's jokes.
You’re a true delight every time I watch your videos. Thank you for helping us laugh our way through these days. It’s 2023 now. I have been and will continue to watch and enjoy you. You are a blessing
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Benny Goodman's "Sing, Sing, Sing" at 5:57 - that's why I love Jon.
Alfredo Perozo I know right. He is always on point
Crown royal and if he is?
He will be muttering 'NO COLLUSION' repeatedly as he rocks back and forth in a mental asylum... kinda like a shitty Batman Villain.
I love this visual!
I guess everyone in the house on Capitol Hill that concluded their investigation and came up with no evidence will be joining trump in an asylum?
Or maybe there’s no proof and you’re all just ratings for these MSM companies?
how disgraceful of trump..he hit a new low by not allowing someone a pension who worked hard for his country.
Mell Pink Biggest disgrace are trump voters and politicians that continue to enable him to toy with our US Consitution and all rule of law......trump & elected officials in Washington took an oath to protect and defend that US Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic.........It seems both foreign & domestic enemies are in play under the Era....no ...this Error of the trump Dye-nasty........trump is a brianless imbecile who is a the puppet head being manipulated by traitors...Crooked lawyers are also traitors for covering for this abomination...trump is not without guilt.....trump's love of his $$$$$$ and perverted sexual lust of violating women...on top of being a serial liar and possibly guilty of treason are reasons he is unfit to be president of the Greatest Country in the World........What's taking so long for the majority the GOP to clean the White House of these Sewer Swamp Rats called the trump Administration ?...........
Trump didnt fire him.
They feed lies to you. The man was fired by the FBI themselves
Celeste Rob open your eyes. He is protecting us from domestic enemies.
Celeste Rob the sewer swamp rats is the intelligence community. The same thing JFK spoke about before they killed him. Jeezus people. Open your eyes. You dont even realize whats being done to you with the brainwash and propoganda. Look up MK ultra, look up porject mockingbird, look up project paperclip for a start.
Can we stop insulting trump and start insulting the people who elected him? I still can’t wrap my head around that part.
Alex Goodman yes attack the voters. Good idea. Just like that election master mind Hillary Clinton
The majority of us didn't elect him. Thank our fucked-up pseudo-democracy for that. A bunch of people we didn't choose to represent us were paid off to put him in the lead.
@@tyrannicalbigtech5842 shut up
How is it that we have come to tolerate this from our president? Impeach now.
Oh no. Trump finally figured out how to spell Mueller.
twinodoom lol
😆
I'd like to point out also that Mueller does have one registered Republican on his team, long term at that, and his name is Robert Mueller. The time that hatred for Trump was only common to democrats sore over Hillary losing was a long time ago, probably sometime in the 90s.
lets spell that correctly. müller.
twinodoom At least Trump knows there are only 50 states and he doesn't forget his wife's name.
Stephen has the best Trump voice.
Cole Chillen dot dot.. dot dot dot
Mari Gonzalez, that's the best part. Lol.
Impressions:
Colbert - Arrogant Whiny Trump
Seth Meyers - Clueless Idiot Trump
Trevor Noah - Sassy Angry Trump
Cole Chillen Thats because Colbert masturbates when he hears Trumps voice.
Nobody Special you're right, you are definitely nobody special.
I'm so glad you are on you tube because sometimes I fall asleep before your show starts. I am a progressive senior and I appreciate all your humor and your ability to speak out to millions for all of us. You're appreciated!
Trumps relationship to truth has about as much fidelity as his marriage to Melanie.
Melania is all the way to the bank after Mara Lago; no sympathy for Slutus
Skunkcaps---you delusion of listening to this show isn't real
He's allergic to truth.
Yet everything he says is FACT. Hmm. Liberal lies know no bounds.
When is Trump going to be impeached??!! Someone please save America from that lunatic!
"John Smith"
Mueller is piling up the proof as we speak. Don't worry, "John," All will be revealed in due time.
But, you won't believe it, will you?
John Smith Russian cuckery
MightyMouse1958- Forget it, no impeachment. Quit believing propaganda.
Nobody Special
I'm sorry. I didn't realize that decision was yours to make. Are you going to end the Mueller probe as well?
I await your verdict.
Dammit, Colbert, I'm supposed to be sleeping.
6:00 - Ref who would sing: ‘not Manafort’.. ffw to Sept 18 - singing like a canary 😂😂😂😂
Sanctimonious was on his Word-of-the-Day Calendar next to his bed. He likes to have the best words; best words.
The only reason sanctimonious was spelt correctly is because he didn't spell it. Someone from his team who tweeted this did.
No way Trump wrote that tweet. No way he knows the word "sanctimonious".
Taylor, how many billions have you made? Lol take a walk
Reese, with all due respect, YOU DON'T KNOW how much Trump is worth because he won't show his tax returns. You have no idea. For all you know, he's living off of bad credit. His dad gave him everything. If you think for a second Trump is a self-made man, you need to do more reading.
We so however know he owes a lot of money. Sobeven if he's worth a couple billion, in theory most of it could be gone in a flash if the people he owes call in the debt rather than let it acrue.
Paul, literally anyone (including my dog) could do a LOT with that "small lone" of a million dollars. Add to that all the times his daddy had to bail him out, and Donnie looks like a positive dumbass.
Paul, YOU DON'T KNOW how much he's worth. HE WON'T DISCLOSE, so you can't even defend him. Get over it. He won't disclose it, so NONE OF US has any reason to believe he has as much as you have in your bank account right now. YOUR PRESIDENT put you in this spot: trying to defend him with NO FACTS.
Stephen is the King of Late Night right now. He's killin' it.
I swear to god, the Trump team sounds more and more like Batman villains everyday. Someone should really write a comic book about them
Atfund Surnama we are living in the comic book at the present time.
Not really, batmans villains would be a heck of a lot smarter......
When you go abroad and have to say you are from Canada.
lopez l don't drag us into this. We want none of your mess. In fact were working on building our own wall made of frozen maple syrup and mittens with their middle finger extended, and their all pointing at washinton.
Please don't. We have a rep to maintain.
Trump over Trudeau x1000
Trudeau has several flaws. But he is not attempting to dismantle universal healthcare just because he wants to destroy his predecessor's legacy out of petty, vengeful spite.
So, yeah, you can keep Trump.
David St-Michel a lot of people are happy they dont have to pay a mandate. Youll see that at the polls in 2020
Finally... Stephen needs to stop leaving us during our times of need.
Ikr, its like when youre a kid on holiday in a chaotic foreign market place and you keep turning round to find your parent has disappeared. Everything smells and sounds strange and youve got donkey sh*t on your crocs and dont know the way back to the hotel. Daddy!
Irving Lopez agreed
Patriots unite #GoHaveSexWithYourSister lol #FunnyTrolls2018
Crown royal ok
Congress should give him his pension. That's the act of a guilty man.
Pranay "We don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth, we're leaving!"
Pranay no one in Congress or us Senate or the house should get a pensions.
Pranay Silly talk
That "Hardened Democrats" joke is a thing of beauty. Kudos to the writer who came up with it! 😄
Lock HIM up!!!
Colbert at his BEST!!!
Deny this man his LONG earned pension 2 DAYS before it would have been his AND his 50th B-Day?!?!?! O M G OUTRAGEOUS
That last line 😎😎👍👍👏👏👏👏
You can call them whatever you want, but Mueller is going to call them evidence.
Timothy O'Brien I was literally about to quote this right when I read your comment lol
Timothy O'Brien got em
Timothy O'Brien your support for the COUP is noted.
Rob Gilbert I don't think you know what a coup is. Capitalizing the word doesn't make it any more true.
Timothy O'Brien @6
I love you Stephen! You make the gloom and doom of this "presidency" bearable. Colbert + best writers in Hollywood= pure genius!
The Political Rook, well said. I'm also hopeful Colbert will one day get new material. But I fear his massive personal bias and love of money/ratings will rule. Unfortunately, un-balanced 'news' and political-propaganda cleverly disguised as satire is our new normal.
Dalia Rota best writers in NY ☺
Stephen Colbert storytelling is getting better day by day. Thank you for another hilarious video. I enjoyed watching this clip. On to the next one.
“You stay down baby or you’re gonna get some *health careee*”
Why did that make me laugh so much
Colbert on fire!
I guarantee you both McCabe and Comey made memos/notes of their conversations. It's what law enforcement people DO, take notes on what people have said, and WRITE IT DOWN shortly afterwards, as soon as possible. Because memory is imperfect and temporary, whereas something in hardcopy or at least softcopy doesn't change (unless specifically edited), and lasts for years.
Yes, and then they leak it to the press. One of the reason McCabe was fired by the attorney general.
Down south people say a hit dog will holler..... what it means is, if someone is guilty of something and you call them on it, they are going to start running their mouths loudly and excessively. Why be so angry about a memo if you did nothing wrong? 🤔🤔🤔
Why be angry about sedition which leads to an illegal investigation? Hmmmmm indeed. We should be happy the FBI is corrupt!
Can we call him “fake president”
Cynthia Hutchins I've been doing that since the whole "fake news" thing started
Cynthia Hutchins hashtag it
Cynthia Hutchins hopefully we won’t have to call him president for much longer at all
Cynthia----I love President Trump
Jack Gaddis ummmm no..lol
Top Three “Stable” Genius’s:
1. Francis the Talking Mule
2. Mr. Ed the Talking Horse
3. Donald Trump the Talking Jackass
I see comedy is not in your skill set
Can we set up a direct democracy now that we all have the ability to participate without sending letters via horseback to representatives? It’s not the 1700s anymore
Blake Carson, totally man, can't believe we haven't even had a real public discourse about that,
Blake Carson will money no longer decide who has power then? #Ubuntumovement
Wouldnt that mess with the grip the rich and powerful have
Not even sure the Executive branch requires most (or many) of its powers to fulfill the Commander-in-chief role in an electronic citizen-supervised minimalist Presidency. Taxpayers alone, not Congress, should authorize all serious spending -- maybe even declarations of war.
Blake Carson, if we could have had a referendum on Citizens United I would like to think that it would have failed.
I thought that I would never see such a low point in american history. The point where a President fires a man 2 days before retirement. Then goes on a public forum and brags about it. Shame Shame. "He aint right in the head."
As you pointed out it isn't the low point in American history. I was incorrect to use a general statement like that. As you pointed out James Buchanan #15 in the line dragged his heals regarding slavery which was one of the factors for South Carolina the first State to begin the secession from the union followed by the other 10.
James Madison, one of the founding fathers and the fourth President declaring war on the British Empire ended up on Aug 24th 1816 following the defeat of the American forces at the Battle of Bladensburg set fire to many government buildings on Constitution Avenue including the Whitehouse.
Richard Nixon, pronouncing "I am not a criminal" following the exposure of the break in at the Watergate Hotel and the "Watergate tapes." The reality of being impeached caused him to resign leaving President Ford to pardon him.
No Thump's Presidency at this time may not be the lowest point in American history. But it is not over until January 2021 and I don't think he is going to let up on his outrages reign. Firing of Andrew McCabe is a despicable act. Two days before his retirement.
I personally believe that he is a pompous megalomaniac who thinks he can do anything he pleases. Impeachment is on the horizon.
The Political Rook a foreign govt buying ads to sway the vote is illegal...
Sing,...or Sing Sing. Your choice
My Goodness...Might as well call all those who were Fired..."THE EXPENDABLES" !!!
Man I love Colbert's hype-man/piano player band leader guy. "I remember that!"
Tyler Weston yeah totes he's Jon Baptiste.
I guess that man himself has forgotten that he works for most the decent people of the U.S.A , not the other way around .
My best wishes friends from the other side of the 🌎😉💗
Love you so much, Stephen. Thank you for your diligence and hard work. You are appreciated!
Stephan's voice for Trump!!!! I still crack up over it!!!
"In time you will know what it's like to be indicted. Dread it, run from it... Mueller still arrives."
Minh Trung Tran * points at you * I understood that reference.
Minh Trung Tran fun isn't something one considers when balancing America but this.... does put a smile on my face
Hahahaha, ohh, these are gold! Loving those references! XD
I patiently wait for the day when Stephen starts his monologue by climbing atop his desk, raising his arms like Moses and saying, "My fellow Americans, the Donald Trump reign of terror is over."
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
Never gonna happen, and if it did.. you would be begging for Trump back when Pence takes over
Omg when Jon Batitste said "Peabody please" I lost it 😂
Hell, $60,000 is almost enough to buy two dining room sets!
Phenomenal television
Please, please, please start the impeachment NOW.
We can't do it until our GOP filled Congress wants to do it. And they don't. So we can't.
Pink should sing another Dear Mr. President song for this office.
Since when do suspect's lawyers tell cops what to do?
The best part of this was at 4:19 when Jon said "Peabody, please."
The band was on point in this one.
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a b o
What is a peabody ?
When will this trump nightmare end?!
in 2025
BlaCkDranZeR21 In 2018
BlaCkDranZeR21 let's just hope his end doesn't involve the much much worse pence nightmare
Owl Eyes If Pence becomes president he would likely not be reelected.
2020
Nothing gets me harder these days than Robert Mueller.
Hey, whatever gets you through the night!
The impeachment scene hahahahahhahaha!!!! I love Colbert's face when he says it
Trump must be guilty, he's in full panic mode!
Tony Dex dont think so. Where is the evidence? Waiting.....
knight Ryder They don't have to reveal evidence until indictment? He can't smear evidence that he doesn't know they have. Several people within his circle have plead guilty to various offenses. The main course of the probe isn't collusion. It's Obstruction of Justice, which is impeachable and MUCH easier to prove.
knight Ryder No evidence? Shut the fuck up. There is a MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE for obstruction. There is a LONG ASS LIST of evidence of crimes.
Just because youre too fucking stupid to identify when those crimes are committed doesnt mean they didnt happen. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. FUCK OFF.
That's what the investigation is for, to put it all together. Why did Trump fly to Russia a ton of times before the election when he has no biz interests there? He's a liar and a traitor, plus no way he's a real billionaire!
Shaved Peter Pettigrew 🤣
I want Trump to get a second term because he's comedy gold.....You couldn't make this shit up.
I've never seen anything like this! This is the worst I've known in my lifetime. I'll have to look in history books, or online, to learn more.
Opinions are subjective, of course, but I'd love to hear from people in older generations to know if this sitting president is the worst the U.S. has ever had.
He is. No doubt about it.
You people have short memories. Trump is a blunderous oaf but he is (so far) not responsible for a million deaths. Bush will go down in history as worse than Trump.
Adam Hodgkinson oh I believe you are delusional, tRump is absolutely THE worse!!!
carmen cotto Explain to me how Trump is worse than a war criminal.
Adam Hodgkinson For me they are just equally bad. Trump divides US into pure Democrats or Republicans and he also made nationalism, corruptions, xenophobia, Islamphobia and Sexism great again . Bush was just as bad, although he wasn't so exhausting like Trump. Back then many people wanted revenge of 9/11 but they are to naive to see the real aim of the war. Then the war backfired. So yeah, both of them belong to prison.
taking away a man pension after 20+ years of service and even gloating about it. What a low blow ..from a president. :p
He doesn't actually lose his pension, he just has to wait a few more years before he can begin to receive it.
and that makes it any better? :p
It makes it more true. Accuracy is important.
And yes, having a pention later is better than none at all.
maybe, you can ask trump to stop lying too. it will makes it more true. accuracy is important. :p
I can't correct Trump. I can correct you.
Trump firing that man like that was low ass hell.
Kris Smith firing him 2 days before he retired then saying hahaha your fired
Along with Sessions, and we have proof of him lying under oath the same thing they are accusing McCabe of doing.
You obviously don’t know WHY he was fired. He was caught lying and was fired for dishonesty
The DOJ IG investigation recommended that he be fired....
Trump didn't fire McCabe, Einstein, the DOJ did. but i wouldn't expect you to know that since you appear to get your news from an alleged comedian.
Yes they will sing like birds!
That’s so wrong. Two days and now no Pension. That’s so screwed up. Politics are so shady.
Love him or hate him, the man is funny as hell.
Could Trump sound any more guilty and/or childish??n
EASYTIGER10 only if he literally threw himself on the ground and kicked his feet and screamed
Brie Stoll, well... He WAS a wrestler
It's Trump. Every time we think he cant, he can.
Give it another 12 hours, he will probably make it worse.
EasyTiger...congratulations you're a recipient of an inefficient THUMBS DOWN for your comment. TH-cam disabled the thumbs down icon years ago. It only registers if one has already clicked thumbs up. People only see one opinion. Don't blame me for this inefficient thumbs down. Blame TH-cam
Smh at our country’s state 🤷🏽♂️🤦🏻♂️
Please add perspective to your smh. For example, what's your opinion on the "country's state" with respect to economy, jobs, foreign policy, trade, and national security?
Thanks, Obama.
Current president is an idiot, Fox News are traitors, their followers are morons. Sad.
Good heavens.
Is there even a word for this level of pathetic?
I have always been disgusted by this man, long before he was running for President and back when the whole world (including his now supporters who once agreed he was a joke and trash) so of course I’ve been horrified that he is presently sitting in the Oval Office this entire time.
However, I am now suddenly saddened for our past leaders. I feel he isn’t just lowering the bar in our day but that he is now reaching back in time and undermining every president before him.
What does this office mean anymore? If this office can stoop to such filthy depths, did it ever really mean anything at all? Was it always an illusion?
Ascent - go ahead girl, hold that nose up high.....
I’m not sure what that means. Is it good? Bad?
Poor McCabe I feel bad for him. Trump is so mean
AeoniumRed thats funny
No need to really Congressmen are reaching out to him to hire him long enough to receive his pension.
And the right is screeching "Good, it's saves the goverment money!" Because now they're pretending to care about the budget again after excusing the millions Trump spends on golf trips and the trillions giving billionaires tax breaks is costing. Don't worry. Like all their supposed beleifs it'll get tucked away again the second it's inconvenient.
Trump has said he loves chaos that's why he's firing left and right.
Trump has more spite than a scalded eunuch.
LOVE. This suit and tie.
You are doing a great job Mr Colbert.
The only thing Colbert is good at is sniveling. The sniveling pansy
I love how Jon Baptiste played a few notes of "Stormy Weather" when Stephen alluded to the $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels by Trump's lawyer.
Maybe Trump really does know about construction, because he's doing a great job of digging himself into a hole.
KingOfMadCows I think he learned about the Mariana trench and had a "hold my beer" moment.
Patriots unite don't talk about yourself like that...
Or a grave
Any day now will Trump start tweeting " I'M NOT A CROOK!!!"
Why are you defending a corrupt FBI agent??
FBI wanted him FIRED in January!!
"I hear there's a hot imPEACHment scene."
Did you finally see 'Call Me By Your Name', Stephen? ;)
seems like he has :D
Claystead congrats you're right (it doesn't stop there but let's not go there any further)
Claystead Yep! Someone wrecked a peach. It ended in a peach cream pie.
4:36 Jean Baptiste playing Stormy Weather when Stormy Daniels is suggested... smooth!
I like the choirboy and singing relationship. Great.
This has to end, come on guys.
Also, that poor guy :( I really hope there's a way for him to fight to get his pension back
Dunno if rules are different for govt jobs, but I'd sue for wrongful termination to get my pension if I were him.
Apparently there is a loophole where a senator can hire him (there have been offers) in order for him to get his pension. He can also sue for wrongful termination as there was no cause for his firing
+Amiri the Grey ~ What makes this even worse is that DT had planned this all along. 23 Dec (yeah, day before Christmas), he had taunted McCabe, tweeting that he had 90days to go, was trying to beat the clock, and would he make it? If that's not a tweet worthy of a mob enforcer, I don't know what is. DT is plain evil.
It was the FBI themself to recommended to the DOJ that McCabe be fired. He lied under oath numerous times and colluded against the sitting president. You people are all delusional. You tune in to watch this clown cry about Trump every night. They have you by the balls. The definition of sheep.
John Doe Yes, but how long have they been recommending he be fired? Two days before retirement was ridiculous.
Bahahaha @shaved peter petegrew!!!!!
creepyguy it was spot on, too. I was like, huh, look at that, twinsies.
IKR sooo goood!!
The biggest thing I am surprised by is that Trump knows the word 'sanctimonious' - rest is basically Trump being Trump!
"I hear there's a hot imPEACHment scene." *DEAD*
Trump is running back and forth like a rat trapped in a cage
😂😂😂😂
You can smell the fear and desperation.
"Despite all tRUMP's rage
He is still just a
Rat in a cage."
John Smith - Fuck off. Just fuck off. And when you're done fucking off, take your time to fuck off again.
I don't see that at all
Maybe he thinks collusion is some kind of sticky adhesive substance?
jon Baptiste "Sing, sing, sing,sing" wonderful
Let's get rid of the electoral college! Let's not forget!
Honestly i don’t even know why I am surprised
When I was a kid, I once had a nightmare that I was wrapped up in chains attached to several posts in a circle around me while I hung suspended in the middle of an infinite black void, and for every lie I told (Saying “I’m fine” when I really wasn’t, for instance), my bindings would grow by another link.
I can only imagine what Trump’s imprisonment would be like.
By this point, his chains would have become so tight that he would've collapsed into a black hole.
All you had to do was relax and apologise and it probably would have resolved into daisy chains or something.
He's rich. The rich don't suffer like the rest of us.
Sarah Bearheart Yeah. I then figured out that for every truth I told, a link would break.
Jesus christ that is some Edgar Allen Poe stuff
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"Shaved Peter Pettigrew". Oh Stephen I thought I couldn't love you more. Also that "Call Me By Your Name" ImPEACHment joke was 👌