THEY are some of the best politicians we've ever had. If you ignore when the liberals "fact check" them with false facts (lies) everything they say is very good
This “To catch a President” series has gotten crazy with this midseason cliffhanger🤣🤣 I truly believe they want 45 to get REALLY comfortable and talk more and want to hit him with the surprise 😂😂😂 UPDATE I was right lol lol can’t wait for Jimmy to pop up tonight!!!
It does apply to you at first. Do you know what the freedom of the speech is about? It let you freely express your opinion, regardless how wise or stupid it is.
Then the squad should be the first ones in taken it, 4 haters in the Congress are causing total caos and none of you comment about.😮I can't believe how people listen to this garbage of snl
@@ToeMcTaggins EVERYTHING you say is protected. The results of what you say, are not. "Fire" in a crowded theater IS protected speech, but if you cause someone to get trampled, that is not and what you said will make it your responsibility.
I feel like this is simple. Don't allow anyone to run for office, who has a history of overtly speaking of themselves, in the third person. People do this to make themselves seem more important and powerful. I feel it shows a lack of natural empathy, and even possibly narcissism, and/or psychopathy.
I get that it's annoying, but it's improper to put undue burden on a jury, particularly a grand jury. I know our judicial system is exceptionally slow, however this ain't going away no matter how much he whines about it. *To all the Trump supporters, remember anything Trump gets away with Biden can too.*
yeah, for a dipsht that doesn't even have a high school diploma, forget about any college.... sorry, but to be in US Congress, you should at least be a college graduate and have some background on law or constitutional law... .these hillbilly trailer trash types don't belong working as a grocery store cashier, let alone in our congress pocketing tax payer money
You missed the most exciting math story-Two highschool girls Calcea Johnson and Ne’Keya Jackson solved a 2000 year old problem and presented their solution to the larger academic math community. They did some genius stuff!
Fascinating "hat" shape. I love it. But it's obviously not a hat. It's a V-Neck T-Shirt with one side tucked in. As a chubby guy, I recognized it immediately.
@@pronounsushistore what's even funnier is that most of that wall that old trump did manage to get built fell down from a bit of wind. & MEXICO DID NOT PAY🤣🤣🤘😎🇦🇺
Kimmel may have called Trump Yellvis, but when Trump is with a woman, they should call him Pellvis because he can't keep his pelvis out of other women's pelvis.
She's just as dirty as him. She knew what she married. One of Mels' BFFs' wrote a book about her. She's just as vile as the rest of the family. She deserves no pity
"Did they fear me...I don't wanna say they feared me, makes me look like a schmuck...". Translation " Where's my prize for holding back a lie so grotesque that even *I* couldn't speak it"!
Trump would stand up to Putin like he did in Helsinki, which is quite unlikely. So many things he would do if he was still president, none of which he did while he was president.
@tombarski5075 oh, now all your comments here make sense, you're a religious fruitcake. I'm sure your imaginary sky fairy supports Trump like you all think.
Probably Cause He MAKES US LAUGH. WITH HIS STUPID THINGS HE ALWAYS SAID. AND THIS WAY THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS. HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO BE A PRESIDENT ANYMORE
The pledge of allegiance by Trump at the Waco rally was prerecorded. Can you imagine him trying to recite the pledge live? Some one must have insisted on the recording so that he couldn't ad lib when he screwed it up.
I thought ths same thing too. I wonder how many takes it took to get a clean version without any of his ad libs. I remember the outtakes from his revised Jan 6 statement where there were specific words that he refused to say and with Ivanka in the background urging him on.
@@Sharibaby80 Bill Clinton was/is a "Rhodes Scholar"; he got Monica Lewinsky to service his tally-whacker under his desk. Brains, big and small, put to good use!
Civics, Political Science, and History. The Orange Traitor knows nothing about how government actually operates. Trump couldn't pass a second grade math test without cheating. I am still in disbelief that anyone, let alone several million people, actually voted for that dufus. We must collectively raise the bar in this country, lest the United States of America becomes just a sad, sad joke.
I'm glad this was made. It shouldn't remain hidden. I know a lot was brought to the forefront over the last couple of years, but sometimes the only way to get people to understand/connect is films/TV shows.
LOVE the board game idea !! Also, maybe a geography test, an earth science test, how our government works test !!! Trump would’ve failed some of those !!!
I had the board game idea a few years ago - though I would prefer a game like Supermarket Sweep, with questions like "How much is a gallon of milk?" "how much does this cart full of groceries cost?" Then we can have them play Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego to prove they know basic geography.
At the end, tRump says “ Love me, please love me. I’ve been so good.”… that is SO telling. His parents really screwed up their kids. So sad. But lock him up.
Some were saying the grand jury is out for a month. But I listened to a video on Meidas touch network ( great channel on TH-cam), the woman on there said that there is a remote chance still that the grand jury could vote tomorrow or Friday. If they don’t though, it will be the end of April, beginning of May.
I truly believe that Donald Trump has never finished a board game in his life. As soon as he starts losing, he would just flip the board over or walk away
I worked in the public school system and community college as a tutor and AMERICANS CAN'T PASS THE CITIZENSHIP TEST because schools no longer teach civics, politics, history or the basic documents this country is founded on.
I must say, the comedy in recent months has been incredible!I'm not sure if you've hired any better authors, but the graphic designers have certainly raised the standard! I used to live on Sycamore, right next to your event, and I've enjoyed both being in the crowd on a few occasions as well as seeing live concerts by artists like Iggy Pop and Flogging Molly from the top parking lot. Due to my current location in Hawaii, all I can do is watch you rip Donald a new one on TH-cam. -continue your wonderful work,Scott Rogan.
What's funny is PAB45 thinks the break is a good sign for him. Its not, its a scheduled break that was pre-planned because of upcoming holidays. It is for the Jurors who may have issues with child care, with upcoming Spring break and other holidays. Don't worry Donnie the Grand Jury is just taking a break. Thats bad news for you if they get some much needed sleep, and are all rested up for those indictments....😂😂
Lol imagine actually believing this. So what's the next excuse you dig out of that deep bag of copium going to be when they move the goal post on you. Again.
I just heard that it’s possible Weiselberg is ready to talk to Alvin Bragg, but who knows. It continues to be interrupted, as new developments are going on.
It would be better to have the three top presidential candidates (Rep, Dem, Ind), do a three-night Jeopardy run-off. Involving topics such as "International Relations", "Constitutional Law", etc.
I don’t think DA Bragg is dragging it out on purpose but the fact that Orange Trumpelstiltskin was just SO DAMN SURE that he was going to be arrested last Tuesday and it never happened is hilarious. All of a sudden, his base is seeing that he’s not “all knowing and all powerful” and I’m sure it’s driving him crazy that he doesn’t know what Bragg is up to or when the axe is going to fall.
02:59 Almost as sad and pathetic as photoshopping his face onto a 16 y/o’s body because he’s jealous of losing Time Magazine’s Person of the Year to her.
I want to remind people to support Aunt Chippy for an Oscar (or at least a Golden Globe), for her unforgettable role as the Park Ranger, in "Cocaine Bear".
Grand Jury letting 45 slowly twist in the wind. 😅
Sure Wall are Closing in Tour 2023
Let the worm squirm ! 😀 😂
Yes that's exactly the job of a grand jury in a Marxist government.
@Tom Barski Pfk auf, m8.
@@tombarski5075 Way to postulate, Nostrodumbass.
Hey Lauren, the insurrectionists smeared feces in the capitol.
Probably peed on the walls too. 🙄
Yeah, but that was patriot First Amendment feces. Not disgusting urine some liberal councilman decided was okay to spray on a public street.
The insurrectionists are her children so that's OK!
I can barely handle listening to Bobert or MTG speak at all. I usually skip past it, because it’s torture. Thank you for listening to them for us. 🙌
My mute button has been getting a work out
Same here
I only ever see clips of these yahoos. Imagine the poor staff that have to watch it ALL!
Yeah it’s pretty painful
THEY are some of the best politicians we've ever had. If you ignore when the liberals "fact check" them with false facts (lies) everything they say is very good
O.M.G.
The Elvis voice over. " Great"..
Still laughing.
Keep it up Jimmy
I'm laughing so hard I'm about to rupture at the Elvis mashup!!! This is even better than William Shatner!!! 😂😂😂😂
6:30 - Whoever put together the "trump Elvis" song - that was one heck of a piece of work! Kudos!
😂😂😂😂😂
That was torture to hear and see him in slow motion.
That "song" did one heck of a number on my eardrums 🙉
😢 No i Think Trump just love it and Repeat it .
Sadly
Do not use Elvis s song
Now let's get the editor some much needed therapy.
I wonder if Boebert staffers aren't just trolling her sometimes...
Hopefully
Nope, they don't have to !
I bet they hate her too
Amazingly, she was elected by like-minded people. Perjury trailer queen too.
every time Boobert goes on a rant, I can only see her in the high school movie "Mean Girls"🤣🤣🤣
The NY grand jury will meet on Mon and Wed and go on break AFTER April 5th.
God bless America, land that I love, stand beside her and guide her in the night with light from above.
Omg I just spit out my coffee Jimmy!!!😂 you are so awesome!!! Let them keep spewing words. They keep showing their true colours.
That breakfast egg, bacon, and toast coma was the best part of the speech @ 10:28.
I was so engrossed in watching that guy eat (because it was funny) that I didn't hear one word that came out of Pence's mouth. LoL!!!
Boebert … The Notorious GED.
She talks like a very strict mom. 😂 she's becoming a grandmother soon, so I guess she failed that too ,educating he teens about unprotected sex. 😂
How in the hell did any of these people make it in to office?
Corruption and NRA Money.
the lost
There are a lot of hateful ignorant Murikans. Idiocracy is a documentary.
nepotism~!~!
Nobody voted in their local elections
The guy stuffing breakfast down his face was so hilarious 😂
A real representation of the modern American republican man lmao
Only fools rush in? He sure rushed to announce candidacy, he thought it would protect him from prosecutors.😂😂😂
ooh man!! Jimmy will not rest until trump is Behind Bars!! Keep good work JKL!
The way you just said that, it just sounds so weird on how you said it..
That guy eating breakfast knew what was important in that room.
This “To catch a President” series has gotten crazy with this midseason cliffhanger🤣🤣 I truly believe they want 45 to get REALLY comfortable and talk more and want to hit him with the surprise 😂😂😂
UPDATE I was right lol lol can’t wait for Jimmy to pop up tonight!!!
They better,
Indicted certainly, convicted probably, jail time......😑 nope.
@@thisguy9819 trump will be finished if indicted, especially in Georgia or from jack Smith,
i can't wait for the campaign to start so we get to see some more Jake Byrd segments. That guy is hilarious. Where's he been lately?
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Oh, goodie. It's a Christo-bot.
It’s hilarious to watch Bimbert play “smart” 🤓
Whoever put that compilation together needs a RAISE! Wow!! ❤❤
The guy eating! 😂😂😂😂 It must have been an expensive breakfast!! He ate it like the world was gonna end!
Any person running for any public office should take the citizenship test.
It does apply to you at first. Do you know what the freedom of the speech is about? It let you freely express your opinion, regardless how wise or stupid it is.
No it lets us speak out and up against the governments of our nation without fear of repercussions. However not all you say is protected.
@@tombarski5075 now they’re trying to get rid of free speech
Then the squad should be the first ones in taken it, 4 haters in the Congress are causing total caos and none of you comment about.😮I can't believe how people listen to this garbage of snl
@@ToeMcTaggins EVERYTHING you say is protected. The results of what you say, are not. "Fire" in a crowded theater IS protected speech, but if you cause someone to get trampled, that is not and what you said will make it your responsibility.
I feel like this is simple. Don't allow anyone to run for office, who has a history of overtly speaking of themselves, in the third person. People do this to make themselves seem more important and powerful. I feel it shows a lack of natural empathy, and even possibly narcissism, and/or psychopathy.
🤣🤣"Can't beat hashbrowns" 😂 that one really got me
You ever notice that most people that believe they have a high IQ don’t know what IQ stands for?
no
@@he.5865 I can't believe you liked your own comment. 😂
@@drinkmorecareless I didn't. But I did now to prove that I didn't. As you can see, 2 likes.
@@he.5865 This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in my entire life...
I don't think I have a high iq and I don't know what it stands for 😊
So now, it’s a two week hiatus? I’m so sick of them constantly dangling a carrot in front of us. 😠
Two weeks is a lot of time to make up more BS.
It's almost as bad as American Idol
Just dangling a giant orange 🍊
The arrest was a Trump lie. The grift continues.
I get that it's annoying, but it's improper to put undue burden on a jury, particularly a grand jury. I know our judicial system is exceptionally slow, however this ain't going away no matter how much he whines about it.
*To all the Trump supporters, remember anything Trump gets away with Biden can too.*
Boebert is hilarious when she thinks she has outsmarted someone
I was thinking she had the deer in the headlights look when she finally realized what he was saying.
AOC had rocks in her head
Maybe she should ask that question to the Orange man about being urinated on. 🤔
@@teresastillabower8361 🤣 The only think Boebert and MTG could out smart is Don Trump Jr.
yeah, for a dipsht that doesn't even have a high school diploma, forget about any college....
sorry, but to be in US Congress, you should at least be a college graduate and have some background on law or constitutional law... .these hillbilly trailer trash types don't belong working as a grocery store cashier, let alone in our congress pocketing tax payer money
Could the Manhattan grand jury be holding off to allow the Georgia indictment to happen first?
I was wondering the same thing.
That's true. I love seeing him squirm, though 😂😅😊.
No. They are in Trumps pocket .
"It started with a pecker and ended with one, " said Jimmy Fallon. Love this @!
You missed the most exciting math story-Two highschool girls Calcea Johnson and Ne’Keya Jackson solved a 2000 year old problem and presented their solution to the larger academic math community. They did some genius stuff!
Wow! That’s amazing!
THEIR NAMES SOUNDS LIKE 2 MORE GENIUS "SISTA' ". WE R EVERYWHERE N ALWAYS' HAVE BEEN❗❗❗THANKS INTERNET.👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾⭐⭐❤❤❤❤
Hidden Figures
Thanks for letting us know about these exciting rising stars. These girls are going places!!!
Fascinating "hat" shape. I love it. But it's obviously not a hat. It's a V-Neck T-Shirt with one side tucked in. As a chubby guy, I recognized it immediately.
"...ends with a Pecker", "crashes into that wall", "Yellvis" - 🤣Jimmy was really hitting it tonight!
Are you 10 yrs old? Thats humor to you...
@@pronounsushistore what's even funnier is that most of that wall that old trump did manage to get built fell down from a bit of wind. & MEXICO DID NOT PAY🤣🤣🤘😎🇦🇺
@@pronounsushistore so far 91 ppl agreed with Urban Horrors & ZERO with you. You're funny!😂🤘🇦🇺
Kimmel may have called Trump Yellvis, but when Trump is with a woman, they should call him Pellvis because he can't keep his pelvis out of other women's pelvis.
@@melwelker6077 did i say im a trump supporter? Im not. Just because this show bashes trump doesnt make it funny.
Number 45 is so pitiful. Everything Trump's touching is getting dirty. That's why Melania asked him not to touch her anymore 🤣
She's just as dirty as him. She knew what she married. One of Mels' BFFs' wrote a book about her. She's just as vile as the rest of the family. She deserves no pity
The creature hasn't slept in the same bed with immigrant Melania ever. Not even once. MAGA666
@P.J.M.D. She is a poster child for gold digger.
What?With a 2 inch weinie she don't care😂😂
only vlad
If there was a one question quiz on the Constitution, Czarina Donni would never have come down his escalator.
"Did they fear me...I don't wanna say they feared me, makes me look like a schmuck...". Translation " Where's my prize for holding back a lie so grotesque that even *I* couldn't speak it"!
Jimmy, Stephen, and Seth make a bad day better.
Oliver
Colbert
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Kimmel
Myers
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@@kevgraham2986 Fox news has an excellent late night comedy host, Jessie waters .. you can go watch him 😃
Couldn't agree more.
What about the other Jimmy from NewYork??? 😅
I watch them first thing in the morning to get me a good laugh
He's such an embarrassment. I feel embarrassed for the country I love 🇺🇲😥
Who’s the embarrassment? Trump?
@@marty4278 My guess is the guy that wrote the AI sketch.
@@marty4278 Some would say Trump others would say Jimmy Kimmel
@@dirtyburger7528 'others' are a bit slow
@@charleswalters5284 A bit, c'mon these trumpers are slower than a disabled turtle.
Trump would stand up to Putin like he did in Helsinki, which is quite unlikely.
So many things he would do if he was still president, none of which he did while he was president.
But his 3 inch BUTTON!
Give that Elvis segment creator a raise please 😂
Think of the time they had to suffer through to get those clips!
I save your monologs Jimmy to watch during the day when I need to laugh & smile. Thank You!
I love the Presidential game contest idea.
That's a great idea.. I would love to see this happen..
I'd say a game of golf too, but we already know who cheats...
Boebert seriously reminds me of Stu's girlfriend in the first Hangover movie... 🤣
How many last ditch efforts can one man possibly have...?
It depends on whom he serves. God is merciful and forgiving, so, ... many. If one serves the bad one, then, ... who knows?
@tombarski5075 oh, now all your comments here make sense, you're a religious fruitcake. I'm sure your imaginary sky fairy supports Trump like you all think.
"Where's Trump??"
"Sorry Boss, he got away again" 😂😂
Boebert is absolutely ridiculous... He's literally explaining how it works and she's just cutting him off acting like it's a Gotcha moment... Wtf
I wish someone would save us all from this crazy man. Why is he always given time on TV
Crazy sells.
Probably Cause He MAKES US LAUGH. WITH HIS STUPID THINGS HE ALWAYS SAID. AND THIS WAY THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS. HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO BE A PRESIDENT ANYMORE
It’s comedy
Because this nitwit Jimmy Kimmel can't come up with better material?
money
Person, man, woman, camera ,tv.. I can remember it years later... He cant pass a cognitive test.
The pledge of allegiance by Trump at the Waco rally was prerecorded. Can you imagine him trying to recite the pledge live? Some one must have insisted on the recording so that he couldn't ad lib when he screwed it up.
You wish. I wane see how the bidet would recite the same. Well, Trump will be the next president, no mater how you hate him.
I thought ths same thing too. I wonder how many takes it took to get a clean version without any of his ad libs. I remember the outtakes from his revised Jan 6 statement where there were specific words that he refused to say and with Ivanka in the background urging him on.
@@tombarski5075 go away troll
@@tombarski5075 Are you trying to see how many words you can misspell in just one comment?
@@Thebobbyman F.Y. Obviously.
The guy falling asleep on a full belly got me. 😂😅😊
4:10 “they fear me like a schmuck.”
😂😂😂😂😂
oh yes we feared you like a schmuck, for four years!
Cmon Jimmy , you said you would run to the studio in your robe if Trump was indicted!! Hop hop! 😬😬😬😬
It might be better to challenge the candidates to check their knowledge of our Constitution 🤔
Not single demotraitor would pass
@@Rover19666 Right, because all those Jan6 perps were Rhodes scholars. I won't wait while you look up what a Rhodes scholar is.
@@Sharibaby80 Bill Clinton was/is a "Rhodes Scholar"; he got Monica Lewinsky to service his tally-whacker under his desk. Brains, big and small, put to good use!
They first need to no wat the constitution is n wat it stands for🙏🏼🙏🏼👍👍😡
@@Sharibaby80 Imagine still hanging onto the J6 narrative even after it's been debunked for the world to see huh lol
Am I the only one who likes his video even before finishing watching it first ?
Dis like yes
I do it.
Yes you are the only one
I like it when I press the play button. Kimmel, Colbert and Meyers gets the like before I finish watching because they're always funny!
@@9babyblu Omg.. same here !
I heard Trumps going to come up with line of Prison Orange Hair Dye. It’s called Just For Crooks.
That guy eating at Pence’s rally came for the food and stayed for the word salad 🤣😂🤣😂
The guy in the corner couldn’t shove it in fast enough..I don’t think he heard a word mother uttered.😂
Hey Donald what about a social studies history and the Constitution test. I’m sure he would fail it with a 0
well the left you support wants go ban guns. and im sure that's in the constitution. so who gets a zero now
Yeah dude im sure
Unfortunately a great many of us who went through the public school system would probably get a low grade on that test.
He still has absolutely no idea what a cognitive test really is, or what it signifies ...
Civics, Political Science, and History. The Orange Traitor knows nothing about how government actually operates. Trump couldn't pass a second grade math test without cheating. I am still in disbelief that anyone, let alone several million people, actually voted for that dufus. We must collectively raise the bar in this country, lest the United States of America becomes just a sad, sad joke.
The guy focused on eating his breakfast who stopped long enough to give a wtf look before recusing eating reminds me of Flannel Guy. Heroes. 😅
"Come on! I'm EATING here!"
I'm glad this was made. It shouldn't remain hidden. I know a lot was brought to the forefront over the last couple of years, but sometimes the only way to get people to understand/connect is films/TV shows.
Yea we all saw the fear at Helsinki but we all know who showed that fear it certainly wasn’t Putin.
As a mathmagician, this is a good hat
Jamiraqui discovered it 20 years ago.
It’s a map of Alaska.
It’s a Republican gerrymander.
@@whurpurgis7997 Ok. I just LOL'D!!!!111
LOVE the board game idea !!
Also, maybe a geography test, an earth science test, how our government works test !!! Trump would’ve failed some of those !!!
Some of those?
😆😂🤣😹
@@joenarbaiz1640 Edit: All of those 👍🏻
Congressional law facts
Trivial Pursuit, skip the sport's and entertainment questions.
I'd even take Score Four!!
I had the board game idea a few years ago - though I would prefer a game like Supermarket Sweep, with questions like "How much is a gallon of milk?" "how much does this cart full of groceries cost?" Then we can have them play Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego to prove they know basic geography.
At the end, tRump says “ Love me, please love me. I’ve been so good.”… that is SO telling. His parents really screwed up their kids. So sad. But lock him up.
As someone who lives in the 3rd district of Colorado, I am embarrassed that this person "represents" me in the House of Reps.
Some were saying the grand jury is out for a month. But I listened to a video on Meidas touch network ( great channel on TH-cam), the woman on there said that there is a remote chance still that the grand jury could vote tomorrow or Friday. If they don’t though, it will be the end of April, beginning of May.
I watch them too. Subversive pro democracy liberals! ❤
KFA rocks.
Watch her new one.
Looks like Alan W might flip for real.
He ditched his TrumpCo attorneys...
Meidas Touch is great if you want facts and i love how Ben explains the legal jargon. He's a great attorney and does some great podcasts...
Meidas Touch is the BEST. Ben calls Trump and the RepubliCONS exactly what they are: TRAITORS.
I heard they're ducking out for a few weeks on 4/5. Hope it's to find a sturdy rope.
I love Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew!!🤗💕💕💕
The Song that HE is referring to is actually number 2, if you know what I mean…
Boobbert thinks she's way smarter than she is 😅 and it's hilarious 🤣
"Did they fear me? I suspect they did." That's the funniest thing that 45 has ever said. However, I do agree with him on one point: he IS a schmuck.
Or the scariest.
Trump had such great conversations with Putin that even his translator couldn’t take notes. FIRST TIME IN US HISTORY. What was said?
I truly believe that Donald Trump has never finished a board game in his life. As soon as he starts losing, he would just flip the board over or walk away
That would be ... about 30 seconds after the players started .
If he played Scrabble with his loony followers, he might actually win, because according to their TH-cam comments, none of them can spell.
True!
No he would throw his hamburger against the nearest wall!!
If he did lose he'd just claim he won. He'd also bribe the other players to agree with him, without any intention of actually paying the bribes.
He's a legend in his own mind
Thanks for your comment, i’m sure Jimmy appreciates your support
I worked in the public school system and community college as a tutor and AMERICANS CAN'T PASS THE CITIZENSHIP TEST because schools no longer teach civics, politics, history or the basic documents this country is founded on.
I must say, the comedy in recent months has been incredible!I'm not sure if you've hired any better authors, but the graphic designers have certainly raised the standard!
I used to live on Sycamore, right next to your event, and I've enjoyed both being in the crowd on a few occasions as well as seeing live concerts by artists like Iggy Pop and Flogging Molly from the top parking lot.
Due to my current location in Hawaii, all I can do is watch you rip Donald a new one on TH-cam.
-continue your wonderful work,Scott Rogan.
No, no it hasn’t. This is cringe woke standup. My local town has better comics.
I can’t stop giggling every time I hear PECKER.
He must be a leech😂🎉
Imagine at a restaurant:
"Pecker party, for two."
Knock knock u u
What's funny is PAB45 thinks the break is a good sign for him. Its not, its a scheduled break that was pre-planned because of upcoming holidays. It is for the Jurors who may have issues with child care, with upcoming Spring break and other holidays.
Don't worry Donnie the Grand Jury is just taking a break. Thats bad news for you if they get some much needed sleep, and are all rested up for those indictments....😂😂
Or it will be delayed until the Republican Primaries start. By then it will be too late.
Lol imagine actually believing this. So what's the next excuse you dig out of that deep bag of copium going to be when they move the goal post on you. Again.
Breakfast boy is hilarious!
Especially when he was leaning against the wall, looking like he was going to fall asleep
Congrats to Jimmy on his 5000th monologue about Trump getting indicted!!!
50001 is the charm eh?
JIMMY YOUR F****** HILARIOUS!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Trump Elvis video best yet !!
Hats off to the editors !!!
This show tonight has to be one of the best ever!!! I laughed sooo hard!!!
Simple mind
It was a “ pant / drawls wetter “ ! 👍
What a great mashup! Whaddaya bet he copies this and sells them as a single for $99?
“How is he going to beat Donald Trump? He can’t even beat hashbrowns!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jimmy Kimmel is on Epstein's client list.
Here we go 2 more years on an indictment and he will still be the top candidate for president,
the guy eating breakfast before all the flies show up
I now have that Elvis song stuck in my head. Thanks for that.
Ghetty bear
There are worse things, like Trump saying the Pledge of Allegiance while the J-6 Choir sings the National Anthem.
Blue suede shoes😂💙
That was absolute torture to hear 🙉
@@egalitarian-rex I'd say they're just about even. Elvis was spinning in his grave!! 🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉
Manhattan DA might be slow walking his indictment to give Fani Willis or Jack Smith time to finish theirs
I just heard that it’s possible Weiselberg is ready to talk to Alvin Bragg, but who knows.
It continues to be interrupted, as new developments are going on.
It would be better to have the three top presidential candidates (Rep, Dem, Ind), do a three-night Jeopardy run-off. Involving topics such as "International Relations", "Constitutional Law", etc.
I would definitely watch that.
Ppl say the jokes write themselves but I watch all the late night monologues and your writers use the common material fantastically 🤣
That’s Paddington Bear’s hat!
I don’t think DA Bragg is dragging it out on purpose but the fact that Orange Trumpelstiltskin was just SO DAMN SURE that he was going to be arrested last Tuesday and it never happened is hilarious. All of a sudden, his base is seeing that he’s not “all knowing and all powerful” and I’m sure it’s driving him crazy that he doesn’t know what Bragg is up to or when the axe is going to fall.
He didn’t know anything and he wasn’t sure. It was another “send money to save me” grab.
Omg I am so sick of hearing about trump’s indictment will it ever happen.
“Like a schmuck.”
Can we also test for geography, math, English, basic GED questions and so much more?
02:59 Almost as sad and pathetic as photoshopping his face onto a 16 y/o’s body because he’s jealous of losing Time Magazine’s Person of the Year to her.
I want to remind people to support Aunt Chippy for an Oscar (or at least a Golden Globe), for her unforgettable role as the Park Ranger, in "Cocaine Bear".
She was?! I need to see this movie.
How about making them read the Constitution? Even an open-book test?
Let's make Jimmy's version of this Yellvis song trending 😂
With all the baggage we've inherited because of just one term with failed Trump, we all now know Hillary was the better choice by far.
Hate to say it, but..I have to agree with you.
I can’t stand trump but you’re out of your god damn mind.
Hill really iS smart. I.Q. of the Clintons is both around 135.
Omg this is hilarious! Love the music video! Love all your shows!!!
I haven’t heard that much talk-singing since William Shatner!
"Row, row, row your boat..."