Trump Undercuts His National Emergency Declaration: A Closer Look

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  • @Cypresssina
    @Cypresssina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1055

    If I called the police and made a false report of a crime, I would end up in at least court, possibly jail. How is okay for him to make fake claims of a national emergency?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's not. He's just distancing himself from the consequences.

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THIS.

    • @246gear
      @246gear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Get outta hear with your sound and rational arguments

    • @themachine8009
      @themachine8009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Trump is running out of ppl to blame for his own incompetence, so he’s left with the bottom of the barrel. Trumpsuckers

    • @soccrstar4
      @soccrstar4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cypresssina You wouldn’t get sued in the 9th circuit court. That is the one thing that is still giving me hope in the US- that public outcry forces pressure on this administration in the courts. Because Congress’ gridlock and cowardice is simply disappointing...

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Trump didn't just lower the bar, he hammered it into the ground and kept stomping. It's currently about halfway to Australia.

    • @rayherbst6655
      @rayherbst6655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sacha Daenens The bar has hit the earths core and has melted

    • @polz8
      @polz8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next thing we know, the Trump bar will be in the lift, in the lorry, the bond wizard, and all over the malanga gildachuck!

    • @gmora400
      @gmora400 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol.👌

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah mate more like North Korea! Autralia has working gun laws.....

    • @annebradley6086
      @annebradley6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol!!!

  • @ansahs
    @ansahs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    LMAO.
    "A 5 year old telling you what he saw at the zoo"
    Still kind of hard to grasp the fact that thousands of Americans support this, this.. I don't know how to even classify him.

    • @susanc6828
      @susanc6828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is a fucking stupid idiot!

    • @dilbertresvicksonburg4273
      @dilbertresvicksonburg4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i think the figure you were looking for is millions.

    • @Candorsmayhem
      @Candorsmayhem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Self indulgent narcissist seems to work nicely for me

    • @dilbertresvicksonburg4273
      @dilbertresvicksonburg4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Candorsmayhem from a behaviorist perspective you have to be a narcissist to think you can lead hundreds of millions of strangers. so all 45?

    • @dilbertresvicksonburg4273
      @dilbertresvicksonburg4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@susanc6828 from an iq perspective or are you just projecting?

  • @AmbyJeans
    @AmbyJeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It's interesting that Pence immediately looked down after saying Trump's name like deep down he's really ashamed at what he's doing. Most people truly expecting applause give eye contact to the audience.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now he knows how the world really feels about "President" Trump.

  • @TheBiblebyANAtheist
    @TheBiblebyANAtheist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    "He sounds like a 5-year-old telling you what he saw at the zoo." ACCURATE!! LoL!! :D

    • @CharlieMcowan
      @CharlieMcowan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's painfully accurate....

    • @nunyadambusiness3530
      @nunyadambusiness3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The alzheimer's is kicking in.

    • @sharonsmalls6846
      @sharonsmalls6846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheBiblebyANAtheist
      I know that was such an on-target statement. That was rolling on the floor laughing 🤣 and laughing 🤣 funny.

    • @Ric_Vicious
      @Ric_Vicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @onlyfacts You sure stuck it to the good majority, evil repud minority!

    • @WillArb95
      @WillArb95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @onlyfacts right, by being racist about the previous one. What a hero you are...

  • @mickreaddin4979
    @mickreaddin4979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Trump.... "I'm calling a national emergency! OK, now that's out of the way, I'm off too play golf for a few days... bye."

    • @TattedIrishxxx
      @TattedIrishxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mick readdin Bye Bye.

    • @PlayCodeCreate
      @PlayCodeCreate 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mick readdin and? What are you doing Mick? How much of your Keyboard warrior pay do you donate to military families?

    • @dylanv7668
      @dylanv7668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PlayCodeCreate careful not to strain a hamstring with that pivot

    • @kg9836
      @kg9836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He even said he didn’t have to but wanted it done faster... his words in video..

    • @joedufour8188
      @joedufour8188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PlayCodeCreate You may want to look where Trump is getting the money from before you keep sounding so ignorant.

  • @georgehugh3455
    @georgehugh3455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    If Trump can have a "No-Emergency Emergency," then maybe Congress can have a "No-Particular-Reason Impeachment"?
    ...then adjourn to the Capitol Cafe for omelettes

    • @rolandkushm.d.710
      @rolandkushm.d.710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why lower themselves to his level?

    • @Verybor
      @Verybor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rolandkushm.d.710 because he's screwing our economy and wasting money why would we want him around

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey, it's worth a try.

    • @georgehugh3455
      @georgehugh3455 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rolandkushm.d.710 Apart from it being a joke, I can think of a couple reasons....

    • @ansahs
      @ansahs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Excellent point

  • @hitreset0291
    @hitreset0291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    That lack of applause for 45, you have to feel sorry for Pence...
    ...aaaaaah NO. Laugh Yes.

    • @annebradley6086
      @annebradley6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'M SURE VP Pence didn't mind. Trump is trying to get him arrested for pedophilia as revenge for Pence saying he wrongfully fired Rex Tillerson. Trump is a hater, a Satanist. Just like most of the other ones.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annebradley6086 a Satanist huh? Trying to find most repulsive religion to attach to 45 and VP to understand their motives, strategy, and treachery? They identify as Christians, thinking they're superior. Wasn't there a study saying Christian kids are the worst behaved?
      www.theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/06/religious-children-less-altruistic-secular-kids-study

    • @verilyheld
      @verilyheld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@annebradley6086 Trump can't possibly be a satanist, Lucifer is the embodiment of Evil but take Trump as a worshipper? Evil, yes. Tasteless with it, no!

    • @Penningtontj
      @Penningtontj 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be honest I wasn't sure if the laughter when the clip was first shown was the studio audience or the at the event. Both options were believable.

  • @annabella_prinx
    @annabella_prinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    "he sounds like a 5 year-old telling you what he saw at the zoo" I thought that too!!! OMG 😂 hahahahaha I don't even know whether Trump is a laughing stock or a sob story anymore, he's way past cringe-worthy.

    • @kevincolbertjr.6844
      @kevincolbertjr.6844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was so accurate hahahahaha

    • @NiceGuy678
      @NiceGuy678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Raoul Fleckman Don’t make fun of Frank. His parents are dead and he lives alone. He is already a sad, lonely man. Get a girlfriend Frank!

    • @PlayCodeCreate
      @PlayCodeCreate 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rossy Sánchez I love Trump!

    • @annabella_prinx
      @annabella_prinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Frank Atavar first of all, very smart of you to assume that just because my last name has a 'tilde' and I'm not (quite obviously) fair skinned, I'm a Mexican. Bravo, Sherlock.
      Second of all, good for you. Hope your love is everlasting and filled with joy. Everyone is allowed to love whoever they want. For example: I loooove chocolate. Doesn't mean I go about writing disrespectful comments for people who say that they find it disgusting though.
      Oh... And BTW, I'm not. Mexican, I mean. But that does not concern you, does it? I was just sharing my opinion, you don't have to agree. Have a great day!

    • @annabella_prinx
      @annabella_prinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PlayCodeCreate Good. Everyone is allowed to have their own opinion.

  • @Formallyknownashandle
    @Formallyknownashandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Everyone knows his “emergency” will be blocked and so does he. Just another “made for tv” moment to manipulate people into thinking he’s taking action.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @onlyfacts you mean the court Republicans literally stole... *cough... Merrick Garland ... seriously, you slime balls praise the constitution yet literally wipe your ass with it when it comes to congressional rules or procedural decorum.

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Either you literally dont know what I'm talking about or you're trolling, but either way, I was talking about how the President of the united states is allowed the right to put his candidates for supreme court justice up for the consideration and approval of congress, yet when Obama put Merrick Garland forward for their consideration the republican majority leader refused to even put it to committee, instead waiting for Trump to be elected and then proceeded to fast track his candidates.
      Thats roughly what i meant with republicans wiping their asses with the constitution and more specifically procedural decorum.

    • @TentinQuarantino_
      @TentinQuarantino_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      To manipulate *stupid* people.

    • @khm8910
      @khm8910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More that he knows if it reaches the Supreme Court it will win because his party holds the majority of power on there.

    • @blackhatfreak
      @blackhatfreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's funnier is that Fox News is turning on him because he declared a false emergency.

  • @sramoore0075187
    @sramoore0075187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I've been confused on why Trump keeps mentioning the Nobel Peace Prize. And then I learned something. Obama received it in 2009. Makes so much sense now! The more u know lol

    • @hopeemch8511
      @hopeemch8511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      21 veterans: The mere mention of Obama and Trump turns from orange to green such is the level of his obsession and envy.

    • @mleise8292
      @mleise8292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He has actually been onto that from the start and I find myself having a hard time to explain how Obama earned it while he doesn't with his NK negotiations. Obama got it for ... good intentions? And Trump doesn't get it because ... how can anyone believe he has any kinds of intentions aside from making himself look good?
      On the other hand we have all heard about how he treats contractors and his racist offenses at rallys, so that would count against him as a man who is truly interested in peace. He is just not the kind of *personality* who should ever be honored with a Nobel peace prize, no matter how many peace negotiations he leads.

    • @mendelde
      @mendelde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe Obama got the Peace Price mainly to honour the US for electing a black president as a major mile stone on the integration of society after slavery. I think he didn't get it for what he did, but for what he was.

    • @RayasNegroOvejas
      @RayasNegroOvejas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mendel I think a big part was that he came after Bush, who gave USA a bad reputation around the world, and that he tried to reach out to other nations, besides winning on a positive message, campaign - because he recieved it only 8 months into his presidency... (for ”extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.")

  • @nataliapanczyszyn6297
    @nataliapanczyszyn6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Rush has a 3hr show with commercials every 2 min! I did the math one day and added up the time Rush was actually speaking on air and it was 1hr 28 min. I’d Love that gig. Trump is DELUSIONAL

  • @georgehugh3455
    @georgehugh3455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Given Donald's limited attention span, a suitably long resignation letter slipped in the pile for signatures might do the trick

  • @whocares2087.1
    @whocares2087.1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "He sounds like what a 5-year-old saw at the zoo." Yep, he's a 5-year-old and so are his voters.

    • @bkbland1626
      @bkbland1626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You wanted that to oppress others, Trumpanzee. That just makes ALL of your ilk evil.

    • @Ric_Vicious
      @Ric_Vicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bkbland1626 They just want to be left alone to be intolerant toward everything that isn't straight, white, "christian", or "conservative", like the nation's nazis and Klansmen that also vote repud. We CANNOT let them win. As the midterms proves though, not even with gerrymandering, and votersuppression, can they win legitimately!

    • @guapoviejo9135
      @guapoviejo9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @onlyfacts : There are some of us liberals who knew it was all about the SCOTUS to real republicunts like you. But don't claim that most trumpturds voted for trump because they understood that. Screaming "Lock her up!", "Mexico (will pay)", and "MAGA" was just good planning to get the disenfranchised to have a chance to get their vote into the "Main Tent", the "Big Top". And it worked because the DNC fucked up.
      It will be interesting, I'm sure, to see how this plays out with the Special Counsel's investigation, and to see if the Democrats will be able to reverse the terrible consequences of our National Committees failures when Democrats regain control of the other two branches of our government.
      Remember their is stupid in every state, and in every political party, not just in the USA, but all around the globe.
      #EVERYBODYAGAONSTTRUMP2020

    • @tristunalekzander5608
      @tristunalekzander5608 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So what does that make you? An unborn fetus?

  • @issecret1
    @issecret1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    It’s like Pence actually forgot he wasn’t surrounded by idiots. I’m really proud of that audience

    • @jp1310
      @jp1310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      2manynegativewaves if you watch the whole speech, just before he says ‘hi from Trump’ Pence thanks the organiser and gets a big round of applause.

    • @Candorsmayhem
      @Candorsmayhem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      2manynegativewaves while trump is a stain that no bleach can get out, I've seen European delegations literally come to blows over politics. Don't act that superior about clapping, act superior for not electing this nincompoop.

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Beliefs can only exist in the absence of knowing truth. All dictators, depend on the ''poorly educated''

    • @milcotto4153
      @milcotto4153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ThomasPanto - I would argue that there are no truths. Only perceptions of reality. Dictators demand that you share their perceptions of reality.

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milcotto4153 Is HYDROGEN a LIE?
      Today is 13 BILLION YEARS of EVOLVING TRUTH , Hydrogen , helium Iron YOU and ME are the evolution of TRUTH. Only your WORDS are lies dividing Humanity from itself. EVERY war ever fought on this planet has been between the ARMED ENFORCERS of OUR LIES made of MERE WORDS and the ARMED DEFENDERS of OUR LIVES made of PURE TRUTH.

  • @subtleusername5475
    @subtleusername5475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    In the presidential health report, it says trump is 6'3". Jeb Bush is actually 6'3", and in a picture with them right next to each other, trump is obviously shorter by a few inches. Next he'll tell us he invented the hamberder and that he is immortal and doesn't poop. It is unbelievable how insecure this "man" is.

  • @wizkhalifasmoke
    @wizkhalifasmoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    *DECLARES A NATIONAL EMERGENCY* : You know I didn't have to do this - Trump
    Hmmm I wonder how that's gonna look in court.

    • @TheDarrlelennis
      @TheDarrlelennis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's like going to court and pleading guilty to murder and telling the judge that he should let you go because you told him the truth

    • @tabbyreed8925
      @tabbyreed8925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He also admitted to obstruction of justice on TV and he is still here. So, I don't have much faith in courts anymore.

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tabby Reed
      Especially since the GOP is actively rigging our courts now too. After rigging the elections. They want to secure their dictatorship.

    • @toahero5925
      @toahero5925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They let him get away with intentionally circumnavigating the first admendment. I have very little faith in the Supreme Court.

    • @EileenQxz
      @EileenQxz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you didn't have to "do it", then it's not an emergency. Good point. Trump doesn't think before he speaks. Is that the art of his deals?

  • @estherives1704
    @estherives1704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    America - your president is insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Weirddog806
      @Weirddog806 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Insane is doing something over and over again with the same results. You need a dictionary in your life....

    • @dansomething7742
      @dansomething7742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ BOOM!!!

    • @namelessentity5851
      @namelessentity5851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Weirddog806 in·san·i·ty ~ NOUN the state of being seriously mentally ill; madness. So sayeth Mr. Webster's dictionary.

    • @charlies2666
      @charlies2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We know

    • @seanandreychuk2649
      @seanandreychuk2649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Weirddog806 You require education....

  • @marinemccord1059
    @marinemccord1059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Grandpa off his meds again 🤦‍♂️

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Comparing Trump to a 5 year old is insulting to 5 year olds everywhere.

    • @tojo4
      @tojo4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      also insulting to zoos

    • @BigBossMan257
      @BigBossMan257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My 5 year old cousin is very offended by it

    • @kyaa8502
      @kyaa8502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was for people to understand the point he was making. I am a parent and I know what he was talking about and I don't think it was an insult at all. Sorry if you felt that.

    • @katyp855
      @katyp855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pit Friend lol but it is exactly how 5yr olds tell a story 😂. But for the record 5 year olds are more intelligent and nicer people 🤗

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comparing Trump to anything other than other Presidants is insulting. Trump has done a good job.

  • @Outside85
    @Outside85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Every time someone else compares Trump to a dictator, I am reminded that Trevor Noah predicted this only a few weeks into his gig on the Daily Show and demonstrated how much Trump is like people like Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe and Ghadafi.

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah, people don't give trevor enough credit tbh

    • @An_Cummanach
      @An_Cummanach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't compare him to dictators...
      Stalin and hitler were actually good at that role.
      Comparing those 2 to trump is an insult to the name dictator lmao

    • @BeaulieuTodd
      @BeaulieuTodd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shaggy the pillar man I can’t argue with that.

    • @christar9527
      @christar9527 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Hitler.

    • @wyldfaeking2030
      @wyldfaeking2030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idi and Ghadafi were not Stalin and Hitler either, the comparisons Trevor used were apt, could you not be such a white knight that you defend dictators?

  • @pablocruise678
    @pablocruise678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ummm. As my sister in law is Japanese, my wife is Japanese... no way ... I mean no way Japanese back a Nobel prize for 45... not even close.

    • @Thesundongy
      @Thesundongy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pablo Cruise Incontestable credentials

  • @dennisthehirev580
    @dennisthehirev580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Limbaugh wouldn't know the difference between oxycontins and oxymorons.

    • @larrydaniels6532
      @larrydaniels6532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Beg to differ,Rush"the Oxy Moron" Limbaugh well knows the difference between taking Oxycontins and being "the Oxy Moron"

    • @love-hammer
      @love-hammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oxy morons are his mouth breathing listeners.

    • @vincentjoubert5514
      @vincentjoubert5514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I bet he does,he knows oxys and he is a fucking moron!!!!!(

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, he's high on one of them I think.

    • @kirkthiets2771
      @kirkthiets2771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Burn!!!!

  • @snowieken
    @snowieken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:10 is so spot on, was thinking myself that he sounded like a toddler explaining what happened earlier that day, right before Seth said that.

  • @dutchy6237
    @dutchy6237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Seth has really grown in his delivery and he seems so much more comfortable. He was always good but lately I think he's become my favorite late night host

    • @larrydaniels6532
      @larrydaniels6532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has always out-classed his rivals,nobody even comes close.

    • @seattleite6631
      @seattleite6631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Definitely. I did not give him the attention he deserved at first because I assumed more SNL weekend update. He's leaps and bounds beyond that now.

    • @msimon74ify
      @msimon74ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s pretty easy though with trump as president!! All of easy jokes that kind of write themselves

  • @evitasdad
    @evitasdad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    How can anyone still be following and supporting this ...... national embarrassment??!?

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      People aren't so great. That's pretty much it.

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Because he's not a Democrat.
      I'm not even joking. Anyone supporting Trump at this stage is only doing so because they're so terrified of the "libtard Democrat NPC beta cucks" that they're willing to either ignore the fact that Trump's a pathological liar who doesn't give a single damn about anyone who isn't worth $1mil+, or they've actually deluded themselves into believing whatever he says. Either way, a case could be made for getting these people some serious psychiatric help once all this is done since the lack of critical thinking/engagement with reality these people display cannot be healthy.

    • @Dreska_
      @Dreska_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      not 'national', hes an embarrassment to the human race

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Racism and the resulting nationalism, both of which eat away at brain function.

    • @JL-cn1qi
      @JL-cn1qi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Because he's bringing pride back to idiots and racists. Lot of those around and for the first time in a long time they can stand up in the open and high five each other instead of having to try and hide it.

  • @TheWiseTorsk
    @TheWiseTorsk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Surprised that Trump wants the Nobel Peace Price since Obama had one.

    • @beckymcdougald7790
      @beckymcdougald7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's why he wants it.

    • @SGR05
      @SGR05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He wants one BECAUSE Obama has one

    • @razor1uk610
      @razor1uk610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He can have The Novel Prize for Bullshit - The Ignoble Prize.

    • @baxtronx5972
      @baxtronx5972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, Obama's was a bit suspect. It was very early into his Presidency.

    • @verawallace9055
      @verawallace9055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@baxtronx5972 😀😀 funny you said that,he was against the Iraq war which he later inherited

  • @umbrella0110
    @umbrella0110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    6:02 Awkwarddddd 🦗🦗🦗🦗
    Also, how desperate do you have to be to beg Japan (or any other country) to have them nominate you for a Nobel Peace Prize? 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      umbrella0110
      Just when you thought you couldn’t be any more embarrassed by the 🍊🍄💩, this comes out. 🙄😡🙄

    • @annek1226
      @annek1226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh wait, they are not the only country they begged to do that! There is no limit to how low this GOP will stoop!

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trump's entire presidency is just a big ego trip for him. He wants the wall so there's a big fucking thing with his name on it. He wants a Nobel so there's another thing with his name on it. It's narcissism, pure and simple. What he doesn't realize is that he's already guaranteed himself a place in the history books.
      As the most blatantly corrupt, ineffective president the United States ever had. I'd sooner put Dick Nixon back in the Oval Office than suffer another term under President Cheetoh.
      And yes, I know Nixon is dead. My comment stands.

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      umbrella0110 - I would like to hear how Japanese citizens feel about Abe caving into Trump's demands like this.

  • @joeexotic2545
    @joeexotic2545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    There's a national emergency going on !!! Now if you excuse me I will go to Florida and golf all weekend..

    • @narhwallord6985
      @narhwallord6985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine if Bush after 9/11 just went golfing the next day xd

    • @ElroyMcDuff
      @ElroyMcDuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the umpteenth time, on OUR dime, despite proclaiming that he wouldn't have time to play golf...

    • @somersetdc
      @somersetdc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This just in. Today there's a more urgent emergency: Trump boggied hole 3.

  • @inttruders
    @inttruders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Why don't we just use hopes and prayers to protect our borders like we do our schools?

  • @scottash351
    @scottash351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Seth just dropping the mic over and over and over again right on Trump's head. These writers are brilliant!

    • @ChrisD-pf4tl
      @ChrisD-pf4tl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like when Seth told everybody trump would never be president and trump stomped him by becoming president.... checkmate.

    • @Ada-tv7zl
      @Ada-tv7zl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ChrisD-pf4tl yes, the crybaby likes to stomp. on everything that gets in the way of his uberbig ego :D

    • @Heycool08
      @Heycool08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ChrisD-pf4tl lol you're trying so hard in these comments. no one is buying what you're selling. it's not cute any more.

    • @ChrisD-pf4tl
      @ChrisD-pf4tl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Heycool08 I'm on a Seth Meyers yt channel... you really thought I came here expecting to try to change minds lmao....its a liberal comedic channel, I'm enjoying myself😎

    • @Heycool08
      @Heycool08 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChrisD-pf4tl well hey, if you get enjoyment from posting "yeah but trump is president tho" have at it lol
      seems kinda lonely.

  • @bigred01onscale93
    @bigred01onscale93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    He's a joke an the American people suffer while he's on vacation. What a hero.

  • @1wolfdog1
    @1wolfdog1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm surprised Vice President Hannity doesn't golf with Trump.

    • @annerodgers4081
      @annerodgers4081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Les White The resistance has to get everyone eligible to vote out in 2020. Maybe we will get to see him in jail then, but I don’t know how his numerous indictments will play out.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Try speaking for 3 hours without taking calls.."
    I'd pay good money to see if Donnie could go 3 hours *without* talking. When it comes time for Mueller to interrogate him, not a single question will need asking. Just be quiet, and Donnie'll tell you everything just to hear himself talk.

  • @cscottzimnamaste
    @cscottzimnamaste 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    He sounds like a five-year-old telling you what he saw at the zoo.

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A King omg I almost choked at your comment. Too funny! Thanks for the chuckle Bc Trump makes me wanna cry!

    • @aking3624
      @aking3624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😃 Stay strong! 2020 is coming

    • @carolyngrayson7307
      @carolyngrayson7307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @Leelee-nw2ej
    @Leelee-nw2ej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Trump's speeches are painful to watch. So embarrassing.

    • @GRIMxREAFER
      @GRIMxREAFER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If I gave a presentation in school the same way he talks to the American people (or just talk) I would have failed.

    • @rayprice2015
      @rayprice2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      pull your head out of your ass.@Levon Culbertson

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Levon Culbertson you sound as idiotic as Trump!!! Ugghhh

    • @PlayCodeCreate
      @PlayCodeCreate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erin Schell no way! Loved every bit of the last 2. You all did this! You’re all the reason he’s President & we’re all so grateful! Thank you! I love Trump!

    • @maribrunnsteiner9621
      @maribrunnsteiner9621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Imagine how Republicans would pounce on Obama's fitness to be in office if he spoke how Trump does.

    • @mlfeathers7527
      @mlfeathers7527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FlyingOverTr0ut Or wore the same omelet outfit.

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Obama had Trumps mind (never would've been elected) he would be kicked out of D.C in a week.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "I bring greetings from the 45th President of the United States..."
    Ut oh.. Pency's 'banter like a human' file got reset to factory settings.

  • @emilyb.8219
    @emilyb.8219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My dad liked to put Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity on the radio in the car on long car rides when I was a kid. Back then I didn't mind it because I didn't know any better, but now I can't stand to hear either of them. Sometimes I'll try to listen to one of them if I'm bored to see how long it takes me to get pissed and change back to music lol.

    • @mr559
      @mr559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sometimes my dad put on Fox News. I have to remind him how much fear mongering Fox rely on for news.

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mr559 My dad watched (and still watches) Fox News almost nightly. when I was a kid, I thought I agreed with my dad and Fox News, but now I obvs have different opinions. I just stay away from the topic with my dad though, because there's no way he's going to change his mind.

  • @rybobz
    @rybobz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    We have a national emergency pass me my golf clubs

    • @cristianitsirc6830
      @cristianitsirc6830 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... because the man isn't allowed to do anything during a national emergency. I see

    • @An_Cummanach
      @An_Cummanach 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cristianitsirc6830 yeah you complete spoon.

    • @cristianitsirc6830
      @cristianitsirc6830 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@An_Cummanach If it were up to you people, he shouldn't even be allowed to take a dump. Too much hate from the tolerable left.

    • @An_Cummanach
      @An_Cummanach 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cristianitsirc6830 but he should be allowed to spend billions on a bullshit wall, make jokes about sexually assaulting an underage girl, say that he could get away with murder, claim to be a war veteran and to say that there is nobody better at the military than he is?
      I'd say us hating him is quite justified you buffoon

    • @An_Cummanach
      @An_Cummanach 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cristianitsirc6830 but I mean hey keep defending his national bullshit emergency.
      I know it's fake, normal people know it's fake, even fox news members know it's fake.
      So your point is irrelevant

  • @Mtdmpls
    @Mtdmpls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Seth does the best Trump voice. It doesn't really sound like him, but it's definitely the funniest.

    • @annebradley6086
      @annebradley6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, he is getting to be almost as good as Jimmy Fallon and he should do more impressions. He's really good.

  • @julesMillie77
    @julesMillie77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think that this is the best Closer Look so far. I have literally laughed out loud at everything!😂🤣😂🤣

  • @chahzieronin5772
    @chahzieronin5772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Does anyone still remember he got the idea to declare a national emergency from a reports question?

    • @markdierking9347
      @markdierking9347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remembered that and yesterday searched to find and review the video that, iirc, was at the WH. Anyone else find it?

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markdierking9347
      I think Colbert quipped "don't give him ideas" so it's probably in one of his monologues. If you get the date from there, you'll find news clips. Was it before the shut down when he was considering 'options'?
      I did see comments then asking if that reporter was a plant. Your news 'journalists' are getting worse. :/

    • @chahzieronin5772
      @chahzieronin5772 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markdierking9347 I've saved a video everyday since 45 has been in office I might have it. I figure people will want ti know how the world ended.

    • @markdierking9347
      @markdierking9347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chahzieronin5772 it must have been a day or two before the dumpster bought in and talked about it. I would like to hear if you locate it. Please provide a link. Thanks

    • @markdierking9347
      @markdierking9347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​ g mun22 No, I remember seeing the actual video of the reporter asking the president why he wouldn't or if he could declare a national emergency around the time it happened as was noted in the question posed above that elicited my reply. Try to keep up.

  • @nikkicasanova4469
    @nikkicasanova4469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Seth is just sharp and witty !! So good. So funny

    • @tristunalekzander5608
      @tristunalekzander5608 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If that's what you call "sharp and witty" I'm not surprised at all you voted for Hillary.

  • @E03Erick
    @E03Erick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I am officially coining a new term. From now on trump supporters will be called "Magats" (pronounced maggots). Aye form those in favor!

    • @suzannereilman4516
      @suzannereilman4516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      E03Erick ....outSTANDing Erick....I, for one, will be hijacking this and perpetuating your idea everywhere intelligent comments sections can be found...:)!!

    • @mkjk2534
      @mkjk2534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      E03Erick This term is very popular and used since 2016

    • @E03Erick
      @E03Erick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mkjk2534 apparently not enough. We need more cow bell!

    • @seanandreychuk2649
      @seanandreychuk2649 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brilliant.

    • @rebeccaepp7231
      @rebeccaepp7231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny acronym

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    California just sued him over this 🤣😂

    • @tiawilliams5690
      @tiawilliams5690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      16 states have sued so far.

    • @Kal-EL_Volta
      @Kal-EL_Volta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ibget why california might sue, but why other states?

    • @cokerockstop2
      @cokerockstop2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Kal-EL_Volta because it's not a real national emergency

    • @calvingreen7197
      @calvingreen7197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kal El Trump is proposing stealing money from various military appropriations and I’m sure the states with impacted bases are suing.

    • @MrZdagger
      @MrZdagger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@calvingreen7197 he's trying to appropriate emergency relief funds, not military funding. That's why he declared a national emergency, because he's going after emergency relief funds.

  • @kung-fukennyfamily
    @kung-fukennyfamily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Trump makes Nixon and Bush looks like a great presidents

    • @MrShanester117
      @MrShanester117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Kung-Fu Kenny Family
      Not Bush. Bush got us engaged in illegal wars that cost trillions of dollars. He allowed Dick Cheney to use the war to enrich himself and his business partners. Bush got many, many, many, many, people killed for virtually no reason.

    • @Krista1Kenneth
      @Krista1Kenneth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Trump makes Benedict Arnold look like America's greatest patriot to have ever lived.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is fucked up

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In the 246yrs of US history he's the absolute worst.

    • @mscheckersvaughan3082
      @mscheckersvaughan3082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At least REAL presidents, even if lousy, REAL.

  • @Lesterluwu
    @Lesterluwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Once again I appreciate Seth's skill at calling out this buffoon of a president; but I find under this circumstance no humor can take away the truly sickening feeling that pervades my thoughts regarding Fuhrer Trump, his administration and their deceitful, treacherous, lies. We are sadly doomed.

  • @joeyboikly
    @joeyboikly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Someone, please make a who wore in better meme with Obama in his infamous beige suit, and trump in his beige sweatsuit.

    • @rohvmal
      @rohvmal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone with little to no sense of American style, please forgive me when I say, I don't know what was wrong with the beige suit. It was fine.

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rohvmal Any color suit besides black or deep navy blue is considered informal, or at least less formal. It's still absurd though.

    • @rohvmal
      @rohvmal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiraina25 that's it? Poor Obama. Thanks for telling me though. Now I know!

  • @ianpatrick3589
    @ianpatrick3589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    The Nobel Peace Prize for Trump would devalue that prize forever.

    • @PabloSanchez-qu6ib
      @PabloSanchez-qu6ib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kissinger

    • @d1nonly14ever3
      @d1nonly14ever3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he won't notice but it will be the "piss price"

    • @denises9936
      @denises9936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      White House asked Japan to nominate him!! 😂

    • @georgehugh3455
      @georgehugh3455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ian Patrick - You mean "even more."
      President Obama won it for an aspirational speech having done nothing at that point.

    • @jetsamperes5762
      @jetsamperes5762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinda like when Motor Trend named the Renault Alliance the 1983 Car of the Year.

  • @trinelangohr6661
    @trinelangohr6661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Like my father said recently: "They have all these guns in America, and they can't figuer out how to use it on the right person..."

    • @PlayCodeCreate
      @PlayCodeCreate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trine Langohr wow. Sucks to have such a dumb Dad. Sorry for your luck

    • @beckymcdougald7790
      @beckymcdougald7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A perfect way to put it. Your Dad is right on

    • @b.sylphaen
      @b.sylphaen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think the problem is that the stupid, fanatic and violent people that would use guns on a president are all on his side.

    • @kaleigh02
      @kaleigh02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean there have been attempts but they were wildly unsuccessful, also he has an insane amount of protection, they know he is a huge potential target

    • @rochester212
      @rochester212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My thoughts exactly.

  • @yvesdelage6511
    @yvesdelage6511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Rush Limbaugh goes for 3 hours talking. That is so impressive. Fidel Castro went for 12 hours. That is 4 times better. And Adolph Hitler went for as long as he liked because he was a dictator. 3 people that impress Donald Trump.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, Rush Limbaugh I absolutely fucking hate! Look up him and the rape police thing.

  • @devildog65301
    @devildog65301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    VP Pence likes his applause breaks like he likes his women ... Silent.

    • @dilbertresvicksonburg4273
      @dilbertresvicksonburg4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean (trustworthy)?

    • @thetylife
      @thetylife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not true...We all know his wife wears the pants. He's still in the dog house for sitting next to "Nancy" for that long during the State of the Union.

    • @dilbertresvicksonburg4273
      @dilbertresvicksonburg4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thetylife you know this for a fact or are you just speculating. if its speculation then its libel and defamation.

  • @richglenn3729
    @richglenn3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The toddler declares an emergency then is off to Mir-a-lardass for some much needed rest.

  • @blowingtrees2
    @blowingtrees2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Trump being sued by 16 states for fake national emergency. Who needs MAGA when you have SATA=Sue All Trumps Again 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @UniquelyControversial
      @UniquelyControversial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s a hard drive to the point

    • @blowingtrees2
      @blowingtrees2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Levon Culbertson Im sure he'll win in court ,since hes been doing a lot of winning lately🤣, you're supporting an illiterate, umbrella impaired, demented 72yr old ,Yeah im the dummy fuckin moron.

    • @GabrielTheMagolorMain
      @GabrielTheMagolorMain 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      blowingtrees2 Lol, they keep saying that like it will get there. Just like the years they claimed Mexico would pay for the wall. 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    TRUMP: "Caravans and gang members and murderers are all coming to get us as I speak -- and time is of the essence -- so I have no choice but to declare a National Emergency! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to Florida to play golf and Naked Rage Tweet for 3 days."

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LOL!

    • @akizeta
      @akizeta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      _Naked_ rage tweet? Oh, thank you for putting that image in my head.

    • @chrisbale9018
      @chrisbale9018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Naked rage tweet on the toilet while pooping

    • @antennawilde
      @antennawilde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was in bed with Melania last night and she told me he tweets in his underwear, not naked.

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fidorover
      Short and sweet. I uhm only have two observations... " time is of the essence " doesn't seem very trumpish,
      and to include the word ' Naked ' was a bit too cruel to your readers, I mean; have mercy...

  • @HellaCopter
    @HellaCopter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Someone save us all... please

  • @blackday1013
    @blackday1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mike Pence just had his own "Please clap" moment

    • @bluesteel8376
      @bluesteel8376 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for re-stating the joke.

    • @blackday1013
      @blackday1013 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluesteel8376 I wrote that before he told the joke, so it's more like I guessed the joke

  • @babybree175
    @babybree175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Seriously? You declare a national emergency and then you go golfing? Seriously.......

    • @ryanx9372
      @ryanx9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Neah... He's busy watching TV (SNL apparently) and having people wipe his butt. No time for golf yet.

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably had a four day vacation at Mar a Lago, too, considering it was President's Day.

    • @Chosen15642
      @Chosen15642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @NatoStorm to at least act like he is working on the emergency and not just enjoying his retirement.

    • @laurad4822
      @laurad4822 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NatoStorm Yes! Great exercise! Obviously golfing isn't working.

    • @babybree175
      @babybree175 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NatoStorm I would never expect him to do that...since he never worked a day in his life...digging is dignified as HARD LABOR!

  • @seguebythesea
    @seguebythesea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Amusingly, when the White House released the transcript of Pence’s speech they added (Applause) after the “...greetings...” line 😂🤪🤣

    • @beckymcdougald7790
      @beckymcdougald7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I haven't been cheated by nature. trump didn't know he was raised on an island. Yes I do know the proper is reared, but trump was raised.

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The fact that pence tried to hype him up leading to the dead silence is all the more hilarious...and pathetic.

    • @a.e.jabbour5003
      @a.e.jabbour5003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I despise Mike Pence's politics and from what I know his personality as well. But OMG was that hard to watch. I almost -- *almost* mind you -- felt sorry for him. :)

    • @MitzyAndSadie
      @MitzyAndSadie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s not amusing, it’s terrifying

    • @a.e.jabbour5003
      @a.e.jabbour5003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MitzyAndSadie I honestly think it's both, sort of like Trump himself.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Donnie's angling for a 'Best spoken word' Grammy with that ramble...

  • @thomasfoolery6786
    @thomasfoolery6786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "A thing called the nobel prize"
    Thanks champ first time we've heard...like when he taught us about walls and wheels...jfc

    • @ryanx9372
      @ryanx9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lolz. Remember, he checked ALL the cars outside and on the way over. Yup, all had wheels, even the really nice ones.
      Definitely Nobel prize worthy... Maybe for physics with that groundbreaking discovery.

    • @MoneyStrategiesSOULutions
      @MoneyStrategiesSOULutions 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @MoneyStrategiesSOULutions
      @MoneyStrategiesSOULutions 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan X 😂😂😂

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm start to think he's serious when he says he believes he knows more about (blank) than anybody.

  • @catladymb1864
    @catladymb1864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    TH-cam needs a love button.
    Seth is fantastic 💖

  • @MrGeekFreek
    @MrGeekFreek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Just give him a fake Nobel filled with chocolate and he'll be happy.

    • @TheArtemis07
      @TheArtemis07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MrGeekFreek or, give him a Nobel-shaped, big beautiful piece of chocolate cake.

    • @josieenglin8697
      @josieenglin8697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What peace has he provided? Freaking nonsense to nominate such a overt bafoon.

    • @guapoviejo9135
      @guapoviejo9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about cherries covered in chocolate flavored Ex-lax?
      trump could lose 100 pounds of excess excrement but love the taste of the chocolate enough not to care.
      Win-win!

    • @charlespeakjr6337
      @charlespeakjr6337 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheArtemis07 Mixed with chloroform.

    • @henrycoats371
      @henrycoats371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Giving trump the Nobel peace prize,is like giving the kid on a little league team a participation trophy. You get it just for showing up.

  • @dstevans
    @dstevans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Caught wearing a tan suit...impeachable offense if he was a democrat.

    • @davidcici11Evolution
      @davidcici11Evolution 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If he was a black democrat.

    • @nauci
      @nauci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't think that's a suit 🤣

    • @johndoe-qn2mm
      @johndoe-qn2mm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah. Tan is a neutral color. If they wore their own brand name hat too, then Republicans would have something to impeach

    • @mjc42701
      @mjc42701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought everything was an impeachable offense if you were democrat.

    • @ericreese7792
      @ericreese7792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Obama's tan suit was sharp AF. Trump's tan...thing...was hideous.

  • @gretebremseth1622
    @gretebremseth1622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Norway gives out the Nobel Peace Price. He'll never get it! Greetings from the land of snow and reindeers, and a price the orange buffon really wants! ;)

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, I thought the Nobel Prize was a Swedish thing.

    • @gretebremseth1622
      @gretebremseth1622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Trusty Sidekick They give out all the other Nobel prizes. But we've got the Peace prize! ;)

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gretebremseth1622 Oh I see, so it's a Scandinavian thing. Well, I learned something today.

  • @mmartinezPhysics
    @mmartinezPhysics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    (Gets to the hospital's emergency entrance)
    Quick! I'm dying! Help! Please! Save me! ...
    Oooh, is that a Starbucks across the street?! Be back in five!

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    What did Kanye say to Trump at the breakfast bar?
    "Omelet you finish, omelet you finish..."

    • @sr5idontneednoguy
      @sr5idontneednoguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evan Fields 🤓

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice one.

    • @dilbertresvicksonburg4273
      @dilbertresvicksonburg4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      your attempt at vague racism was approved by 9 other people..?

    • @zztoppz9948
      @zztoppz9948 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg lol

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dilbertresvicksonburg4273
      Racism? How big of a moron are you? Kanye grabbed the microphone out of Taylor Swifts hands at the MTV awards and famously said "I'm really happy for you, *I'm a let you finish* ....." that's an exact quote. Kanye and Trump were hanging out in the Oval office on all the news channels, that's were the joke came from. I turned "I'm a let you finish" into "omelet you finish" do you get the joke now? Tell me how this is racist if your damaged brain can muster a coherant response .
      Here's the clip, the Kanye part starts @1:00
      th-cam.com/video/RvaakT52RjQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @Mantfull1
    @Mantfull1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    fake national emergency would be a pretty cool band name

  • @RobbieBackpacking
    @RobbieBackpacking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That's a choice. That's like saying I'm having emergency surgery to get butt implants. I don't need to do this but I hate doing squats! haha

  • @sr5idontneednoguy
    @sr5idontneednoguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He may look like a giant bandaid but he’s actually America’s bigliest paper cut.

    • @somersetdc
      @somersetdc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually America's huuugest ulcerated sore that no bandaid can cover.

  • @jojo283
    @jojo283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The whole world declares our president a national joke

  • @TheBraunMachine2011
    @TheBraunMachine2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:17 When Seth was doing that bit, did anyone else think of those old Dan Quayle speeches from back in the day? lol
    😂😂😂
    "Because in 1988, the question is whether we're gonna go forward to tomorrow or past to the back!"
    or this gem: "We don't wanna go back tomorrow, we want to move forward." lmao and that guy was the Vice President of the United States lol, could you imagine Trump, GWB, Palin, Quayle and Ben Carson in the same room, that'd be hilarious, I'm surprised SNL hasn't done anything like that yet lol.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dan Quayle was a card in the old 'Illuminati satirical strategic boxed card game by Steve Jackson Games, first edition published in 1982 with later add-ons, it won the 'Best Science Fiction Boardgame 1983' Origins Award. ' The sequel, 'Illuminati: New World Order', a collectible card game released in 1994 (with an 'Y2K' expansion), won the Origins Award for Best Card Game in 1997. Last reprint edition was in 2005. ButI don't think I've seen "politically updated" editions of that game for the Bush Jr. era. What a shame.
      I wish Steve Jackson Games would publish a new edition, taking the piss out of the Trump era conspiracy theories, Fake News, Putin, Brexit, household "AI" like Siri and Condana, and the Chinese Social Credits system. On the other hand, real life current world news are so nuts or depressing, you wouldn't be able to laugh at the satire anymore.

  • @kiza4178
    @kiza4178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Hannity and Limbaugh sound like a shady attorney office

    • @stephenmayer9228
      @stephenmayer9228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They couldn't be worse than Rudy Giuliani.

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ambulance chasers

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do hope Trump makes them his lawyers. It would be hilarious!

  • @Syl182
    @Syl182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seth Meyers gives me EVERLASTING life! 😂😂Love this dude ❤

  • @jorgehernandez8657
    @jorgehernandez8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I’m confused! So are they rationing gasoline, bread, and sugar to help in this National Emergency? Why was Trump now throwing paper towels! I thought that’s what he did on National Emergencies!

    • @ryanx9372
      @ryanx9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      /sarcasm on
      Oh, I thought he only did that at shithole islands. Puerto Rico is a fake state anyway, who cares?
      Don't forget, no one knows this stuff like he does...well, maybe Putin, but no one else.
      /sarcasm off

  • @makatron
    @makatron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That silence was brutal, specially since Lindsay Graham got an applause seconds before. Ouch!

  • @laurak9122
    @laurak9122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    ( Said in the sing song voice Donnie used) OMG.... Taking money..,. from military spending....to build unnecessary wall.... leaving the military weaker..... while other countries increase..... their military spending.....how much weaker..,.can the country become?

  • @sartresianez5332
    @sartresianez5332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You just know somebody struggled to explain to Trump how it would go to court, and he recited it like a kid who learned some fun facts

    • @annebradley6086
      @annebradley6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trumps are transgenders; Obamas are transgenders; Bushes are transgenders too, I believe. Clintons are too probably. They are certainly PERVERTS and Hillary is a zombie, she has Kuru disease from eating too many people. omg so sick

  • @patty8894
    @patty8894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When is this craziness going to end. 😵😵😵

  • @thebitchinthecorner2252
    @thebitchinthecorner2252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Trump made that declaration like he was auditioning for the nursing home performance of Clueless.

  • @Itcouldbebunnies
    @Itcouldbebunnies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Trump just declared another national emergency; he only got 1 scoop of ice cream for dessert.

  • @williambromley5451
    @williambromley5451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    He is building a case of insanity.

    • @jayag26
      @jayag26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He doesn't have to work to fake that

    • @eggbertinkabod1121
      @eggbertinkabod1121 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayag26 I EAT ASS

    • @roseviolet1
      @roseviolet1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know I've thought about that.

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roseviolet1
      forget using an insanity defense, at this point he might not even be competent to stand trial

    • @floras2030
      @floras2030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does it make the GOP if he's declared insane?

  • @JadenKaye
    @JadenKaye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No respect for Prime Minister Abe. He asks for a nomination. How about saying "NO"?

    • @AP-mk4sc
      @AP-mk4sc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he probably got a lot of entertainment out of it, knowing Trump wouldn't win.

  • @PerfektHarmonie
    @PerfektHarmonie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All I can think of is Alec Baldwin when I see Trump speak now.

  • @larshansson1953
    @larshansson1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    That ramble is edited right? He didn't really go on a 35 second rambling singalong rant? Right? Right??

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lars Hansson
      Nope. That was exactly what it was.

    • @iDGF999
      @iDGF999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You can't make this stuff up.

    • @trenchant63
      @trenchant63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And who knew he could sing!?

    • @FriendlyRambler
      @FriendlyRambler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, it wasn't edited, that's exactly what he did. Sad.

    • @cynmann4584
      @cynmann4584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I expected the Press Corp to break out into dance complete with jazz hands.

  • @jamescassidy3995
    @jamescassidy3995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Seth please don’t call him “President” - it just sounds ridiculous!

    • @beckymcdougald7790
      @beckymcdougald7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have refer has president. It is an insult to the U.S.

    • @beckymcdougald7790
      @beckymcdougald7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I meant I've never refered to him has president

    • @frentigerz2010
      @frentigerz2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Becky McDougald you can edit

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frentigerz2010
      I want to tell people that so often but I always think it will seem harsh, even if you just want to be helpful. It does seem harsh 😉 - but it's helpful advice! I can't believe we still don't have fonts/ colours to distinguish tone.

    • @beckymcdougald7790
      @beckymcdougald7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themorningstar6272 sorry I made a mistake. I have a 3 granddaughter here, so I'm sorry if I an incorrect word that affend you. I quess you are a trumpass supported. Since that's all it takes to get under your skin. CRY, CRY and CRY!!!!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Hello? I need an ambulance.. Yes.. An ambulance.. The White House.. No rush, I just wanna get my head removed from my arse quicker."

  • @PabloSanchez-qu6ib
    @PabloSanchez-qu6ib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Wouldn't it be great if the Nobel committee gave the peace prize to the countries in the Paris climate treaty?

    • @ryanx9372
      @ryanx9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All of them for not spitting on Trump when he yank-shakes their hands.

    • @arnoldvaldivia133
      @arnoldvaldivia133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      see people doubted that you were stupid , but know you removed that doubt , your an idiot !!!!!!!

    • @justalostlocal
      @justalostlocal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arnoldvaldivia133 ...*See, *now, *you're...
      Lol

  • @duckmeister5385
    @duckmeister5385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Bernie Sanders started showing up to campaign events in a Delorean he would be UNSTOPPABLE.

    • @herbalgerbil
      @herbalgerbil 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, and I remember Michael J Fox learned how to VP on TV that one time. Shoe-in.

  • @aaronsolano7220
    @aaronsolano7220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The only national emergency is that our president is an idiot," -Ann Coulter 2019

    • @angelofverdun456
      @angelofverdun456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aaron Solano only in this bizzaro shitty administration, would i agree with that witch

    • @q345ify
      @q345ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angelofverdun456
      yeah don't ever say that out loud, I was talking on the phone with my grandmother about what she said and I instantly threw up in my mouth

  • @aurelrider9490
    @aurelrider9490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    @sethmeyers you are so good!!
    Thank you for your humor in such difficult times with a pres whi is mentality and physical unstable!!

  • @scrappycatz
    @scrappycatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I thought Rush Limbaugh went away after the oxy ordeal.

  • @Jeya502nd
    @Jeya502nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Salute to you , Seth Meyers!👍👏👏👏

  • @HopskotchBunny
    @HopskotchBunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Ah, the omelette bar at the club in Palm Beach with grandpa in his cardigan sweater and chinos...looks like the photo for the official 2019 White House Christmas card is ready!

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tamera Herrod
      They should probably send it out soon-I doubt the 🍊🍄💩 will still be in the WH come Christmas.

    • @charzipuddin6129
      @charzipuddin6129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like beige polyester pants than chinos😉

    • @guapoviejo9135
      @guapoviejo9135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@charzipuddin6129 : I wear Dockers, probably pay less for my pants but I look better: so does every other old man at the omelet bar.
      BTW, who is trump's personal valet? sean spicer? SHS? holly hicks?

    • @cjmacq-vg8um
      @cjmacq-vg8um 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "equalism 142: Trump Declares False National Emergency; Dictator or Spoiled Brat?" - th-cam.com/video/mEI4ffH8src/w-d-xo.html -

    • @jenniferatwood567
      @jenniferatwood567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..that outfit though...😶😶😶😶😶.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidcopperfield-notthemag397
    @davidcopperfield-notthemag397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every time I watch Seth monologues, my (face) cheeks hurt from laughing so much! 😄😃😀😊☺😉

  • @guitarpedalfirstlook6538
    @guitarpedalfirstlook6538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    OMG his rambling about being sued in the 9th circuit was painful and incoherent...

  • @dgh469
    @dgh469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    wouldn't eating ham make him a cannibal ??? … LMAO !!!

  • @faithrada
    @faithrada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Even Rudy Giuliani said OH No.. you shouldn't have said that!"
    Bruuuhaaahaaa

  • @danielsparrow3767
    @danielsparrow3767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    are trump supporters even real people at this point

    • @cristianitsirc6830
      @cristianitsirc6830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I guess history will answer that question.

    • @BigBossMan257
      @BigBossMan257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      daniel sparrow they’re more like zombies: incapable of real thought or common sense. They kinda just shuffle along and do whatever without thinking

    • @naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039
      @naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They are. Cultists. Scary. Delusional. But yes, they are still people.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, they're malfunctioning robots.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think they are Russian Troll Bots