Trump Fan-Boy Matt Gaetz Left Off The President's Team Of GOP Impeachment Warriors

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ม.ค. 2020
  • As Senators flaunted the impeachment trial rules by sneaking in phones and napping, one notorious Trump backer was missing from the President's team of House GOP defenders, and now we finally know why. #Monologue #Impeachment #Comedy
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  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    👍"This is America... Here, right matters." -Lt. Col. Vindman
    👍"If right doesn't matter, we're lost. If truth doesn't matter, we're lost." -Adam Schiff
    🙄 "I don't stand by anything!" -Donald Trump

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which one would you go with?

    • @stanmoon8806
      @stanmoon8806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@couragekarnga8735 A, B or F

    • @Sammasambuddha
      @Sammasambuddha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ”What is mind? it doesn't matter. What is matter? Never mind.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Sammasambuddha "It's easier to fool people, than to convince them that they have been fooled"

    • @samuelvimes5770
      @samuelvimes5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "we stand by anyone that helps us selling democracy to our owners/donors" Trumplicans

  • @suzanne2
    @suzanne2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2184

    Media should post a complete list of senators MIA, so they can be voted out. 174,000 USD per year and they can't even sit through the most important event of the recent history.

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Absolutely agree 100% That shit INFURIATED me. Try doing that on any jury in the country,just walk on out and see how well that works for ya. Not sure if it would get you tossed in jail but I'm damn sure it would get you tossed off the jury panel. And so should all of the effing Rs that walked out get tossed. Just goes to show that laws are for us little ppl and too many of the g damn ppl in power think they dont have to play by the rules and indeed they MOCK the rules. I am fucking furious about that. I hope everyone remembers in November and votes every single one of the traitoRs OUT!

    • @cookies3780
      @cookies3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Republican senators!

    • @lexas1
      @lexas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They all need to be voted out.

    • @Scarsofevil
      @Scarsofevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      They only work 3 days a week too I hear. Actually working, that doesn't include what they do outside (campaign fund raising, volunteer, outeach to their consituents). I understand that they end up working full weeks, but if we fucking pay them for ACTUAL TIME, we expect them to stay in the fucking room.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tonib.3016 Uh... Feinstein is effing D (Me? I'm an effing I... they both piss me off)...

  • @Enigmaessence
    @Enigmaessence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    "If your lips leave his ass for even a second, even if its just to put on chapstick, you're dead to him" might be my new favorite quote of all time.

    • @ameliakittie6009
      @ameliakittie6009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Comical, but sadly true.

    • @christine5868
      @christine5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rotflmao

    • @enuphsayd9746
      @enuphsayd9746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My god, who the hell would want that kind of pressure? 😬🙄

    • @liisavarhalla6348
      @liisavarhalla6348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes it is!!!!

    • @Fernstead
      @Fernstead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think the ass is necessarily where Gaetz's lips come to rest on Trump.

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    When Stephen Colbert said spines disintegrates I just immediately thought of that hunch Lindsey Graham has developed

    • @aliendesign2023
      @aliendesign2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't notice, I must have been too busy looking at the Penguin "Jerry Nadler." LOL

    • @xmillion1704
      @xmillion1704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aliendesign2023 - No matter how much you brag about it, there are still a few who remain unconvinced that you're Grand Wonder's mom.

    • @slaphappyduplenty2436
      @slaphappyduplenty2436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you 12?

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grand Wonder Nah, that’s too ugly an image but I do agree with what someone else said, that he was busy flushing 15 times.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aliendesign2023 - how old are you? Grow the hell up, ffs!

  • @teamvlcn6820
    @teamvlcn6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "The puppies still have their balls."
    That may be one of the greatest insults I've ever heard.

  • @piotrswat169
    @piotrswat169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    3 years is 3 too many.

  • @katelynnehansen8115
    @katelynnehansen8115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Anyone here who lives in Colorado: vote Gardner out! He’s one of the senators who voted to not have witnesses or evidence!

    • @aceberalvarado867
      @aceberalvarado867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How or where can I see who voted against using evidence in this trial.

    • @bernadetteleonard4940
      @bernadetteleonard4940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aceber Alvarado it will be told everywhere!!! Don’t you worry!

    • @enuphsayd9746
      @enuphsayd9746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Please do call your Senators. Don't have time? Use the "5 Calls" app. It's set up for supplied with their numbers. Lost for words? This app got your back. It's simply scripted. One important thing, in order to be counted or tallied, you need to provide a physical address in that state.
      Tell them No witnesses, no documents, You won't get my vote!
      At the end of the day it should be for everyone: Service is more important than success; Principle is more important than power and people are more important than possession.

    • @weiserthanyou2052
      @weiserthanyou2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That, and he hasn’t done anything for his constituents and actively avoids them.

    • @barry6557
      @barry6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vote yourself out of America please

  • @Endlessvoidsutidos
    @Endlessvoidsutidos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "AND I HAVE AN ARTICLE 2 THAT LETS ME DO WHATEVER I WANT"...... yeah there's no way that guy's abusing his power XD

    • @markburch6253
      @markburch6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If we elect 51 democratic senators Moscow mitch is Kentucky's problem.

  • @heynow7989
    @heynow7989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I love how the late night shows are calling out the republicans what they really are spineless. 👍👍

  • @noname.1852
    @noname.1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    When you elect a clown, expect a circus.

    • @noname.1852
      @noname.1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Huh?? Another MAGATARD!?🤨

    • @tvanbroekhoven
      @tvanbroekhoven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @John Days Are you not observing Trump?

    • @sugarmilk28
      @sugarmilk28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @John Days you prove his point 🤣😂
      Keep defending the clown who betrayed the US 😒 even if Clinton had won God would still be on her side...MR clown sold himself to evil and evil supports him

    • @sugarmilk28
      @sugarmilk28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @John Days no....it was Russia 😒 don't YOU know anything

    • @sugarmilk28
      @sugarmilk28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @John Days watch the news .... Do you know nothing of the US..Google it😒 Fox "News" isn't actually reliable news 🤣😂

  • @jamesfrank3213
    @jamesfrank3213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    That's fine if they don't want to pay attention, we are, and we will remember in November...

    • @bereal2900
      @bereal2900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump 2020

    • @monnieeeeyt7037
      @monnieeeeyt7037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And they blatantly show they give zero fux about doing what’s right

    • @MexiSword
      @MexiSword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bereal2900 I endorse.
      20 for his lies and 20 for his treasonous acts

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      James Frank Problem is that the November elections are already being tampered with, so where is the justice? Gerrymandering, voter suppression and misinformation is rife too.

    • @SpectatorAlius
      @SpectatorAlius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @James Frank People keep saying that when GOP Senators do something outrageous -- but then when Election Day comes they forget their anger and vote for the treasonous, oath-breaking incumbent anyway. I hope this time will be different, but...

  • @jaclynvaudine9514
    @jaclynvaudine9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “Chicken Soup for When You’ve Sold Your Soul” 🤣😂🤣😂😂

  • @DesertEagleV
    @DesertEagleV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    "My client is innocent, he's done nothing wrong."
    "Where are the evidences and witnesses?"
    "We voted not to present them during trial."
    Seems fair.

    • @jmmerk
      @jmmerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Nothing says "Innocent," like suppressing evidence and witnesses!

    • @brickdebrick2167
      @brickdebrick2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why all these attacks on our president? It's really a mystery to me. The country is doing much better now than 3 years ago. The number of jobs has exploded and we are happier, more united than before. He just wants to do what is right and protect our nation. So why all that harassement against him? The non-stop bullying? Poor Trump. I don't understand why, and it makes me sad😔

    • @pondartinc4002
      @pondartinc4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@brickdebrick2167 No, it makes you stupid.

    • @DesertEagleV
      @DesertEagleV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@brickdebrick2167 by the time you start withdrawing from whatever in your veins. Read your own text one more time.

    • @S.D.36
      @S.D.36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@pondartinc4002
      Oblivious to the Elementary Vocabulary, Picking on Dead people,War heroes,Constant lying.......

  • @AwakeLazarus
    @AwakeLazarus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I’d suggest knitting during the trial, not only can you still listen, when it’s done you have socks.

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not to mention how handy those needles are at stabbing someone in the throat!

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jeaniebird999 Thank you both for the badly needed giggle! Of course we do have the sketch artists in house for the practice of "Nap Shaming"!

    • @squeakeroo1
      @squeakeroo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you knit me a matching jumper and scarf please.

    • @GreenMMs100
      @GreenMMs100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And if you can't knit try crochet

  • @skidfrog
    @skidfrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    for comparison...."The Apprentice" got only 6-7 million on average....so.....it seems the people much prefer Impeachment over Apprentice

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's how you get Trump to resign. Tell him his resignation would have insane ratings.

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Heh, and remember how the Women's March was one of the biggest marches against Trump? It seems Trump can do one thing: successfully mobilizing Massive crowds AGAINST him!

    • @skidfrog
      @skidfrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anthonynycholas4230 unfortunately almost 60 % of white women voted for Trump last time.....This is why the GOP are panicked....demographic shows that those same white women are not having enough republican babies fast enough.

    • @lilaclizard4504
      @lilaclizard4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol that's a good way to look at it re apprentice ratings & that will really piss trump off, but how many citizens are there in the US again? Or even more relevant, how many citizens that are eligible to vote? More tahn 11 million isn't it?

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lilaclizard4504 In 2016 there were ‭231,556,622‬ registered voters, there are millions more now, and 11 million is just damned sad!

  • @sdfkjgh
    @sdfkjgh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    1:49 Three years has been five years too many.

  • @vipercrb5622
    @vipercrb5622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    You know we're doomed when our supposed leaders act like high school cliques in a B list 70's movie.

  • @jodys.7272
    @jodys.7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Nadler had to spell out the 'ABCs' to the Republicans who can't get any further in the alphabet.

    • @jayscraggs1012
      @jayscraggs1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Need to pick your insult game up buddy

    • @harlcc261
      @harlcc261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Alex M LMAO

    • @harlcc261
      @harlcc261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jayscraggs1012 🤣😂😆😂

    • @aitotem
      @aitotem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Once they get to the D, they suck at it. Specifically Trump's

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does that include John Kenedy? He does dishonor to that name.

  • @ricardoperez8879
    @ricardoperez8879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    5:10 *i dont know who the graphics people are on the Late Show but they definitely deserve a raise. The visuals on that book for things to do in the Senate during impeachment was hilarious!*

    • @EdwardBrickerPianoMan
      @EdwardBrickerPianoMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ricardo Perez has has has good fun fun now is

    • @cl8onj388
      @cl8onj388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙄😐😐😐😐

  • @ToddHowar.d
    @ToddHowar.d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    “God will never forgive what we have done”
    He’s right you know

    • @ornatusvaranid
      @ornatusvaranid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is no god, the people will never forget what he`s done (hopefully)...

    • @lyrachle
      @lyrachle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sorry, someone else's g-d

    • @bailodescalza
      @bailodescalza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ornatusvaranid someone needs a hug🤗 🤣

    • @Celestias
      @Celestias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope you spend eternity in the 76th cicle of hell, Todd.

    • @judyives1832
      @judyives1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wael El-Ahmady
      Christians are so sweet. Always wanting to burn people in hell for eternity! Lol!

  • @faithrada
    @faithrada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Adam Schiff is such a beautiful soul... this man is a gift from heaven.

    • @LetsGoBlues314
      @LetsGoBlues314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus Christ, Adam Schiff lies about as much as trump

    • @jsteel8288
      @jsteel8288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@LetsGoBlues314 prove it, asswipe.

    • @Miller_Time
      @Miller_Time 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He sux

    • @lenasalomone8466
      @lenasalomone8466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Drew More , words are cheap ...show us the proof or STFU troll.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He really is. I didn't know who he was until all this. Very impressive.

  • @seriesjunkie0074
    @seriesjunkie0074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    It's truly frightening watching a real time demonstration of the answer to the question: "How could Adolf Hitler have done what he did?"

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who would have thought living in historic times will be so frustrating and miserable....

    • @ProctorsGamble
      @ProctorsGamble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terrifying indeed.

    • @ulrikkahaveron5282
      @ulrikkahaveron5282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve been thinking about the similarities between Trump and Hitler’s supporters, too.

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Colbert: "The puppies still have their balls."
    Me: 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

    • @bubbie3533
      @bubbie3533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's quick! 😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That joke was underrated!

    • @14gears55
      @14gears55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, people like puppies, unlike politicians

    • @alexminsky1
      @alexminsky1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was wild! On point though.

    • @SpectatorAlius
      @SpectatorAlius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The little puppies still have their spines, too!

  • @helenamirian908
    @helenamirian908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    11 million viewers isn't counting everyone who tuned in online. I gave up actual TV years ago, as did a lot of people.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I wish they had shown the clip where (the now) First Lady Lindsey said this... *"If you want to make America great again, tell Trump to GO TO HELL!"* That would've been fanduckingtastic!

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    *Doug Collins:* I'm the dumbest guy in congress!
    *Gym Jordan:* Hold my beer...
    *Matt Gaetz:* Did someone say beer?
    *Brett Kavanaugh:* Say no more, Matt, I'll call PJ and Squee!

    • @joshbgosh6200
      @joshbgosh6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol wow!

    • @yabbadabbado2838
      @yabbadabbado2838 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim not gym you idiot

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This whole thing is just a mess!

    • @MandyFlame
      @MandyFlame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yabba dabba Do “gym” in reference to the accusations that Jordan molested athletes in at the OSU gym

    • @mikekruger94
      @mikekruger94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d say Louie Gohmert is the dumbest guy in Congress. But yeah, Collins is a dipshit too.

  • @jameskillalotthewarr
    @jameskillalotthewarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    No wonder they didn't want cameras they couldn't control. Seeing the GoP not bothering to listen might inspire some visual evidence of breaking their oath of impartiality.

  • @christiandachy5980
    @christiandachy5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "Twenty minutes in the bathroom" : yes, of course, as he was doing what "his" president told him to do "fifteen flushes"!....

    • @enuphsayd9746
      @enuphsayd9746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂 It's some kind of tribute or salute to the Dear Fuehrer.

    • @jackadamsdaniels6719
      @jackadamsdaniels6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christian Dachy gold xD

    • @ceb1927
      @ceb1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏👏👏👍

    • @xmillion1704
      @xmillion1704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was that Article 1 or Article 2?

    • @rd6203
      @rd6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂🤣

  • @BethPeppersCoats
    @BethPeppersCoats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    These so called Senators are getting paid to sit and pay attention, but yet they get up and walk out. Disgraceful! Disgusting!

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C'mon, imagine how boring it is for the GOP Senators to have to listen to their party BS for 12 hours a day - I mean they already know how they're going to vote!

    • @nathanvoelker2054
      @nathanvoelker2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Days Why are you calling someone aunt jemima in a negative way?

    • @LetsGoBlues314
      @LetsGoBlues314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gagatube so do the democrats lol

    • @nathanvoelker2054
      @nathanvoelker2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @John Days nice one! Using my own question against me? Don't think I said anything about free speech. You are welcome to say what you like but what you are saying is rude and mean to others. Might want to reflect a little on your words.

  • @g0679
    @g0679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I’m amazed, even after several years, that the nation’s chief executive communicates to the public through social media and juvenile drivel. It’s nearly as bad as his unwillingness to read briefs and listen to advisors.

    • @i.m.7710
      @i.m.7710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why doesn't twitter shut him down???

    • @jsteel8288
      @jsteel8288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@i.m.7710 'cause Twitter knows that Trump and the corrupt, spineless Republicans would tie them up in knots with law suits that would take years to get through.

    • @chemxfan
      @chemxfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He can't read the briefs (they're written at a 12th Grade Education Level, at least) & he can't hear the advisors (a symptom of his narcissism, he only hears himself).

    • @someguy6076
      @someguy6076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andreapeters7179 Erm .... you seem to have added a 'T' and a 'U' to Trump's title. :)
      #OrangeIsTheNewTreason

    • @andreapeters7179
      @andreapeters7179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@someguy6076 lol seems i did my bad.

  • @brendabuchanan2498
    @brendabuchanan2498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    They can't stand hearing the truth that's why they leave

    • @cymbolichuman433
      @cymbolichuman433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Court is damn boring, even when you're in court.

    • @sunneedaizz781
      @sunneedaizz781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they are above the law, for now anyway. i know i will be beyond pissed if trump remains in office. those of us who didn't show for the inauguration should show up in dc demanding his removal. finally giving trump a number he can rightly brag about. (feel better already)

    • @slaphappyduplenty2436
      @slaphappyduplenty2436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just five more years and it’s over. Spend them in Venezuela if you hate the Peach in chief so much.

    • @ma-tn7lz
      @ma-tn7lz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Slaphappy Duplenty says the person who probably whined about Obama, and he was actually good at his job!

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every time you Trump fanboys says something, about a particular subject I can cite articles that can refute your version of reality.
      www.factcheck.org/2017/09/obamas-final-numbers/
      ...and don't get me started about "PizzaGate" Leroy.

  • @philipclayberg4928
    @philipclayberg4928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Three years is enough."
    Three seconds of Trump's presidency was already too much.

  • @BethPeppersCoats
    @BethPeppersCoats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    If the Republican Senators don't want to be there, I will be glad to take there place! 😁

    • @nathanvoelker2054
      @nathanvoelker2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@John Days Why are you cyberbullying a smart person who is making a good comment? You don't know anything about her.

    • @andreapeters7179
      @andreapeters7179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As long as we get to convict i would sit there for weeks.

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      * their

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Sneaking off to the bathroom during an impeachment hearing
    "High School Senate" sounds like a pretty crappy premise for a TV show.

    • @jeffdavis146
      @jeffdavis146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would have said "Junior High School Senate". The immaturity of his tweets is astounding. There are actually adults that support him?

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well going to the bathroom doesn't sound that bad, considering they were there for over 12 hours.
      The 20 mins are problematic tho

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    We can only imagine Trump sitting at the trial and they're having to give him a coloring book and his phone to keep him quiet.
    Since those nitwits that couldn't sit through the trial to listen to the truth, how about we give the time off they need and vote every last one of em' out?!

  • @rosejohnson-tsosie2552
    @rosejohnson-tsosie2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “You have to quit confusing a madness with a mission.” ― Flannery O'Connor

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rose Johnson-Tsosie This should be my next tattoo.

    • @kevkus
      @kevkus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT is deeply disturbing that entertainment shows are now influencing politics. I dont care about which side they are on but this is the definition of propaganda.

    • @phyllishahart6111
      @phyllishahart6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevkus Truth is not Propaganda, lies are!

    • @kevkus
      @kevkus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nancystowell4877 That is a misconception. Propaganda is political messaging. Truth is only what you believe, nothing more.

  • @boarder6246
    @boarder6246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    If Bernie is elected, I’ll quit smoking cigarettes. I’ll believe in a future and will look forward to the progression of society. Life needs to evolve, and our time has come.

    • @mulu2132
      @mulu2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm holding you to it

    • @yabbadabbado2838
      @yabbadabbado2838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your a idiot

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "If this particular thing happens sufficiently far in the future that I can conveniently forget about this declaration, I'll stop punching myself in the face. If it doesn't happen, I'll continue to punch myself in the face, because I really like punching myself in the face, apparently."

    • @alancham4
      @alancham4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I especially like to punch myself in the face after a good meal.

    • @21972012145525
      @21972012145525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SamWize Ganji weird

  • @JorgeStolfi
    @JorgeStolfi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Lindsay had to flush fifteen times, that is why.

    • @enuphsayd9746
      @enuphsayd9746 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A salute to his leader. 😁

  • @benjaminj.kreger-creative8001
    @benjaminj.kreger-creative8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “The puppies still have their balls.” LMAO!!

  • @JasonRennie
    @JasonRennie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "If your lips leave Trump's a** for even a second... you're dead to him."

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    There's no phone allowed in the room so Linsey Graham is just checking his grindr (among other things) in the bathroom.

  • @donmoore7785
    @donmoore7785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "The puppies still have their balls" Classic Colbert.

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Impeachment 1 2 3
    Colbert is a genius

  • @cheriecullum9489
    @cheriecullum9489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    lindsey spine disintegrated years ago. Actually, I'm surprised he can stand.

    • @justsaying5837
      @justsaying5837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He isn't. That's Trump's hand up his ass.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Searching 'political clown' brings up 56,789 pictures of Donnie, and not a single one of Mike.

  • @AussieAviator
    @AussieAviator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    11 Million views
    FOX NEWS: Nobody is watching

    • @erikh448
      @erikh448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fox didn't even cover it.

    • @lllCTHULHUlll
      @lllCTHULHUlll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @John Days"You're fake news." There, I fixed that for you.

    • @jackjay7211
      @jackjay7211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fox is fake news

    • @micahbell892
      @micahbell892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Jay Fox is not fake knew of anything cnn is

    • @dlite6999
      @dlite6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@micahbell892 covert narrcisst coverage CNN lol

  • @fluepidemic9584
    @fluepidemic9584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly it just gives me comfort knowing that someone is having the same thoughts about impeachment as me...

  • @4valhalla898
    @4valhalla898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OUR CHILDREN will inherit this mess, IF there is ANYTHING left for them to inherit.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "Chicken Soup For When You've Sold Your Soul". It's a bestseller at the GOP bookstore. Also available on Audible, "How to Live With Shame!"

    • @davida4007
      @davida4007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hmmmm nope, they are proud of it

    • @dahlia8285
      @dahlia8285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol..."Motion picture coming out in theaters soon."

    • @michelewalburn4376
      @michelewalburn4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh that's a great book title

    • @KNR90
      @KNR90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That audio book won't get much interest. They have no shame. Or conscience, loyalty to country, or comprehension of the future beyond how the next election will affect their financial gains

    • @r38658
      @r38658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After political life, either they leave the country, or do plastic surgeries to hide their corrupt faces.

  • @jodys.7272
    @jodys.7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I can't wait for Stephen's 8 years of Bernie impressions :)

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Ha, 90's Lindsay Graham sounded like Mr. Rogers, "When..you....hurt people."

    • @colettelee1162
      @colettelee1162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Sith got him

    • @marybrown7203
      @marybrown7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to say that, but Mr. Roger's was such a great guy. Thanks for saying it for me.

    • @audreymuzingo933
      @audreymuzingo933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marybrown7203 No shit, you heard it too???

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colettelee1162 if course they got him... The Dark Side has Cookies!

  • @Kanelle88
    @Kanelle88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Linsey Graham sounds like evil Mr. Rogers.

  • @marsjup964
    @marsjup964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    See
    Stephen you are my tonic. I look at your monologue instead of drinking. Thank you so much!!!!!😂😂😂😂😁😁😁💖😭🤣😀🤗

  • @davetindle4600
    @davetindle4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *...and... 3 years is really enough* 😂🤣

  • @MR-pk2gm
    @MR-pk2gm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Meanwhile... the rest of the world is looking at US like, “You can’t be serious! You’re suppose to be a role model for the rest of the planet. What on earth can be more important than integrity?”

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Money.

    • @TheArchoNils
      @TheArchoNils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol when exactly was the US a role model for the world? xD There is a reason so many countries hate you

    • @MR-pk2gm
      @MR-pk2gm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ArchoNils Privat why is the United Nations based in New York? Why do they call USA the Democratic leader of the world? Why is USA the most powerful economy of the world? Common sense tells us USA has a responsibility with the rest of the world. A “ free world”.

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is always money! Unfettered capitalism, where making as much money as possible, no matter who/ what is hurt, and no matter how much the planet suffers, is the way to go. Unfettered by any regulations, which is why Trump is still in office. He needs to remove them all, all so more and more profits are possible.

    • @MalloonTarka
      @MalloonTarka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MR-pk2gm Questions one and two can be answered by the information provided in question three, perhaps supplemented by the information of how much of your income from your economy is spent on, ahem, "defence".
      You do have a responsibilty, no matter how unique it would be for you to live up to it, but that is far from the same thing as being the role model for the rest of the earth. You haven't been that since, I don't know, probably the 60's.

  • @AryaDaFox
    @AryaDaFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those not taking this seriously should lose their vote and have their seat removed from the total count.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    No electronics are allowed?
    So.. definitely no testimony from Pence, then.

  • @renegade44040
    @renegade44040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Wait until Stephen gets to report on the closing speach of Adam Schiff.
    How many thumbs up for Mr. Schiff.

    • @justiceandliberty9724
      @justiceandliberty9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      J J If you cheer for Schiff you are a partisan hack. He lied to you for years about having solid evidence of Trump/Russia collusion. Don’t you feel like a fool for believing him yet?

    • @patreonsage5169
      @patreonsage5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Way to go, Schiff! Powerful, passionate, and persuasive. Kudos!

    • @damncows
      @damncows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justiceandliberty9724 What lie? Too much fox for you cult boy.

    • @syntaxerror9994
      @syntaxerror9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justiceandliberty9724 hey Russian troll bot...
      rm -rf /

    • @renegade44040
      @renegade44040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@damncows I reserve time to respond to justice and liberty and give thought to 1. The insults. Why? 2. There is a pattern. The bots always seed divisive comments with a sprinkle of derision flavor. Plus the grammar is always a sure give away. The question "Don't you feel like a fool for believing him yet?" What does that even supposed to mean? 😆 Russian trolls.

  • @SarahGreen523
    @SarahGreen523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Colbert is the only salve for the wounds of this presidency.

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is also Bill Maher, SNL & Trevor Noah! The laughs make it survivable!

  • @Armafly
    @Armafly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    GOP Senators worked hard to earn that position because finally they can:
    1) sleep more
    2) lie more (after napping)
    3) get paid a lot for 1) and 2)

    • @enuphsayd9746
      @enuphsayd9746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The do-nothing Republicans

    • @flapkatt6094
      @flapkatt6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you know these arse-kissers are paid roughly $174,000/annum? Every year they stay $174,000. I don't earn that much. I never have even though I have an advanced degree in my field. Think what you could buy/provide for yourself and your family with that kind of cash. Better house. Good schools. Nicer car. Knowing you will have money. Now, when it comes to someone elected to WORK for the people are they earning their money? Are they worth it? Nah. I don't think so. IF (as I suspect) this senate cashes out and acquits that idiot, there's only one way to survive. VOTE them OUT. Vote blue. Tell them you are fed up and to quote the cheeto-in-chief: "You're FIRED!" If they want to phuck us with this, we can phuck them by firing them.

    • @marybrown7203
      @marybrown7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@flapkatt6094 Working three days in a row seems to be too much for them. While the rest of the population is working to pay their bills, their health insurance, their all too cushy pensions, probably gas and meals too.

    • @bereal2900
      @bereal2900 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All Senators

    • @flapkatt6094
      @flapkatt6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marybrown7203 Yes. It's called per diem. Let's not forget, the cost is 100% funded by our taxes. Add in a few special interests who need their help in obtaining contracts, construction, dealing with conflicts of interest-I always look for the cash. Hidden accounts, off-shore money, funding that appears out of nowhere. Corruption. But cheeto-in-chief is just the head of the zit. The zit is deep to the core. He's just the pimple that's going to get popped. OUT of OUR WHITE HOUSE. Sorry for yelling, but I'm a veteran. I have zero respect for these people. General bone spurs is an absolute horror of a human being, but these politicians have placed him in charge. Rather like giving the rats a key to the grain cellar. Geezus, but Americans need to wake up. In 2016, this monster lost the popular vote by 3 million. For 2020, let's make that number 30 million. Gerrymander your voting districts then, senators. You are not staying employed while I still breathe. Yeah, I'm passionate about this. It's important. Vote. Renew the blue. Everywhere.

  • @KitaBelle23
    @KitaBelle23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    as everyone can see that those three senators obviously have no respect for the house then they should go home for good! hello! they're fired!

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I could have sworn that these offenses were supposed to warrant disbarring from the jurors pool. Day one saw some crazy flaunting against the decorum protocol and I wondered rand paul and the other 8 or so senators didn't get kicked out!

    • @therhythmkings3357
      @therhythmkings3357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      firing squad for twump, family & entire complicit gop. exile remains from the country.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the rhythm kings resigning would work

    • @FukcYuo-cy5yg
      @FukcYuo-cy5yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      who wouldn’t want to hear schiff for 4 hours right

    • @MYCHANNEL-on1cp
      @MYCHANNEL-on1cp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the squad?

  • @robertcampbell8995
    @robertcampbell8995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Why cant senators be bothered to partake in a historical hearing? #naptime

    • @rstrid5505
      @rstrid5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I believe they don't want to hear the evidence so they can sleep at night after betraying this country.

    • @jmmerk
      @jmmerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because they're corrupt. If that judge had a pair, he'd find all of them in contempt of court and put all of them in jail.

    • @Boomer2332
      @Boomer2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because most senators are too old and they are going for hours on end

    • @ichmeiner4531
      @ichmeiner4531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jmmerk exactly this! I think it's outrageous that they leave the room. They do breaks, they have food and water, they should pull their heads out of their asses and do the job the american people entrusted in them, suck it up and fulfill their duties. It's embarassing that grown, supposedly smart, adults behave like that.

    • @jmmerk
      @jmmerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Boomer2332 not good enough.

  • @papaaaaaaa2625
    @papaaaaaaa2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dear "nonmaniac" Americans, good luck in getting rid of this national shame in the White House.
    I hope some of the Reps have a spine.

    • @adnilremlap
      @adnilremlap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mitt Romney has openly stated that he wants to find out the truth and has called for witnesses. He has been eviscerated on Facebook for it. It makes my heart hurt when a man of integrity is treated like trash for trying to defend the rule of law.

  • @helenamirian908
    @helenamirian908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Young Lindsey Graham sounds like a Southern Mr. Rogers.

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Trump: "I am tremendously opposed to Bolton testifying, because he knows my thoughts. He knows the inner workings of my depraved and diseased riddled mind. He's had a front row seat to my abominable and sociopathic behavior. More importantly, he knows about many of the unspeakable things that I've done. And that poses a threat to my personal freedom."

    • @syntaxerror9994
      @syntaxerror9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      We all know the inner workings of Trumps mind... bears on unicycles mostly

    • @hbray86
      @hbray86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is what a TDS sufferer hears^^

    • @kasparov937
      @kasparov937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@hbray86 truth sucks ha?

    • @jayscraggs1012
      @jayscraggs1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neato little specualtion

    • @Hawijack
      @Hawijack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      hbray86 ,and with DTS see no evil, hear no evil , but repeat everything your Antichrist President tweets.😅
      Deranged Trumpturd Syndrome
      God hates Trump

  • @richbydesignpullupj5842
    @richbydesignpullupj5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You know they put it in alphabetical cause TRUMP is watching and won’t understand 😂

  • @thechillspot6503
    @thechillspot6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why the hell is the head of the Supreme Court overseeing this trial not enforcing the law it's an embarrassment

  • @jonesfactor9
    @jonesfactor9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    His texts alone hurt people. 😆

  • @xyzzdoe3674
    @xyzzdoe3674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    If all this behavior is against the rules, why aren't they being held to account? Surely Roberts should be doing that? What a total sham.

    • @n0ts0B9
      @n0ts0B9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously.... I'd like to see them get held in contempt, one by one. Maybe the assholes would put their fidget spinners away.

    • @musiclover9361
      @musiclover9361 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roberts isn't in charge. Any ruling he makes can simply be overturned by the Republicans.

  • @commercialelectric696
    @commercialelectric696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    James Madison, writing as "Publius," stated in The Federalist, No. 47: “The accumulation of all powers legislative, executive and judiciary in the same hands, whether of one, a few or many, and whether hereditary, self appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.“

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We live in a country that had supposed patriotic citizens flip they're collective shite when NPR started tweeting the declaration of independence l, or it was the us constitution. Either way they reacted as trump would and state "NPR is fomenting terrorism domestically! Calling for a coup!"

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Trump’s controlling the Supreme Court, and Congress, so, there you go. Vote them all out💙💙💙

    • @ameliakittie6009
      @ameliakittie6009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well said by Madison and a perfect reminder from C Electric, Thanks,

    • @Armafly
      @Armafly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In fact Trump and the GOP have memorized any single word and it has been their goal since 2016.

    • @russcollins4762
      @russcollins4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's a hell of a statement

  • @lol-ql5tj
    @lol-ql5tj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need to get out and vote!! Country over party!!

  • @davidlendzian4323
    @davidlendzian4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Adam Schiff’s, closing argument was as inspiring as I could ever imagine our history to be.” History will show who we are… At least the ones in control today!” In England it would be God save our queen...
    “A monarchy”
    Here... “May justice prevailed!”

    • @jasonfritzinger3849
      @jasonfritzinger3849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Schiff is doing a great job! That’s why Trump smears him aka Schiffty.

    • @jcamara6214
      @jcamara6214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      David Lendzian
      We’re in the beginning of the down fall of the west or the imperialist American and European dominant in the world it has reached at its full aged within this century can’t no longer continue to prevail ,we are seeing signs evidence
      (1)moral defiance of our leaders
      (2)lack of integrity (dishonesty and lies become norms)in height office
      (3)corruption

  • @abelgerli
    @abelgerli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    At least when Bloomberg can spend a billion dollars it seems he is a legitimate billionaire 🤣😉

    • @cesarebachelli
      @cesarebachelli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least his wealth isnt mostly loans

  • @justmemadison
    @justmemadison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Why isn't anyone talking about Nunez? That worm.

    • @irishdivajeffries6668
      @irishdivajeffries6668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or Roger Stone and his guilty verdict on all 7counts!

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't be silly, subscribe to the Cow. #DevinNunesCow for all you Nenez news. And yes, it's a real thing, there's a Bovine trolling him.

    • @OmgAuntySuzanne16
      @OmgAuntySuzanne16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      justmemadison Nunez is getting it on Twitter

    • @justmemadison
      @justmemadison 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OmgAuntySuzanne16 I haven't been able to figure out why he is involved in any of this. Honestly, everyone else seems to have a clear (sometimes a little twisted) connection somehow some way and then there is Nunez interjecting himself and doing crazy shit, putting himself on the line for what? Trump...when does he ever interact with Trump? Why is Nunez involved? What's in it for him? My bestest friend growing up is a Susanne, too.

  • @markcrume
    @markcrume 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "A nickel for the phone booth and a zoetrope where it really looks like the horse is running!".

  • @chalice1438
    @chalice1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Love to see where american tax payer money is going paying senators like this.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Talen Charlton welllll um the ppl elected them. Blame the dumbass voters

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    See... you lost most of the Trump base already.. ABC's and 123's were never their strong suit. Maybe try big, colorful cartoon characters.

    • @rickzeroX
      @rickzeroX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jayscraggs1012 that's quite a delusion you've made yourself to believe.

    • @GuyronBarnes-og2co
      @GuyronBarnes-og2co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jayscraggs1012 Republicans are seditious 🐓🍭's who mimic Donald Trump by felating Vladimir Putin.

    • @toneyingram732
      @toneyingram732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jayscraggs1012 you must be on that meth pipe because you are crazy

    • @harlcc261
      @harlcc261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jayscraggs1012 keep thinking that buddy. Maybe years ago when some GOP had morals.

    • @apparentsymmetry
      @apparentsymmetry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Awww.... Where'd Jay go??

  • @dhFLOOPY
    @dhFLOOPY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    LAWYER LAWSUITS?!?!

    • @PK-ez4rl
      @PK-ez4rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dhFLOOPY Freedom of Information FOIA is what she said and what asshole Sekulow pretended not to understand.

  • @DevilTravels
    @DevilTravels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Considering the age of the senators, there should be hourly bathroom breaks or provide executive Assurance Incontinence Briefs.

    • @tracyanne64
      @tracyanne64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The point of no bathroom breaks is to make them stay on point and wrap it up. At yet there filibusting it for no reason

  • @mone7524
    @mone7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FANTASTIC ! "Impeachment 1, 2, 3's " LOVE IT ! ! !

  • @user-uy7qg3ot4n
    @user-uy7qg3ot4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I wonder if George Washington is turning in his grave knowing how partisan the government has gotten when his last wishes was for the US to never form parties because their all supposed to help the people either way. He also wished that we never get involved in European politics.

    • @volgawolfhounds741
      @volgawolfhounds741 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're... the word you could fathom is They're.

  • @creekboi7
    @creekboi7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Finally, Graphics Dept is getting recognized! brothers stand together!!

  • @NYSignfield
    @NYSignfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am extremely embarrassed Gaetz is my representative 🙁

  • @uainediabhal9689
    @uainediabhal9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for helping us get through this - We love you Stephen

  • @suebarrow5973
    @suebarrow5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    'Connect one dot' lol love it

  • @AliCatGtz
    @AliCatGtz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I wish there was a store where I could buy, "Hope" and "Faith in Humanity" because I can't find jack.

    • @danielb8152
      @danielb8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have you looked into Andrew Yang's platform? One of his slogan's is "Humanity First" and he lives up to it.

    • @HudaefCares
      @HudaefCares 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack sank to the bottom of the Atlantic coz Rose let him go even when she said she'd never let him go. *That lying bitch.*
      Just kidding. 😁

    • @dakotacross1519
      @dakotacross1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      too bad my dad and most of these diehard rep have developed a cult-like mindset that only trump opinion matters and not thiers!

    • @AliCatGtz
      @AliCatGtz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hudaef Cares? Lol That actually made me laugh. Good quality comment 😂

    • @AliCatGtz
      @AliCatGtz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel B I'm actually thinking about voting for Yang, honestly.

  • @drzero7
    @drzero7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Stephen said, "If you dare leave your leave your lips just to put on a chapstick" he should have THEN said, "You're DONE SON"

  • @mrrsnlk03
    @mrrsnlk03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YOU SEE THAT? LYNDSEY GRAHAM HAS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR OVER 20 YEARS NOW, HES GOT TO GO, ITS TIME FOR NEW PEOPLE!!!!!

  • @samsonian
    @samsonian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Matt Gaetz doesn’t want to upset the Toddler-In-Chief!!
    He WILL be witness to an *_EPIC_* tantrum...
    He WILL NOT be included in the office softball team! *boo*

  • @Not2day-Satan
    @Not2day-Satan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    He seems so innocent. Everyone has the right to block all witnesses and evidence.

    • @LetsGoBlues314
      @LetsGoBlues314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Called executive privilege look it up the house could’ve gone to the courts but they didn’t. That is their problem.

    • @allhumansarejusthuman.5776
      @allhumansarejusthuman.5776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@LetsGoBlues314 executive privilege doesnt apply to Congress. Look it up.
      Actually; read the U.S. constitution; bill of rights; and the legal definition of bribery.
      You'll find that Trump has *publicly bragged* about offenses that the constitution *requires* the president be impeached and removed for by blocking Congress and claiming executive privilege;
      And by sending troops to Saudi Arabia on payment.

    • @LetsGoBlues314
      @LetsGoBlues314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don donny executive privilege does apply to congress. That’s the whole point, it’s checks and balances. The executive can claim privilege over subpoenas which then is taken to the courts to determine if the privilege is upheld. The democrats wanted to rush this through and all they had to do was wait a couple of months.

    • @jsteel8288
      @jsteel8288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      to you, Trump seems so innocent: to ordinary, intelligent folk, Trump is a corrupt bag of MAGAty horse dung.

    • @Mortiis558
      @Mortiis558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, we have all heard of the many many innocent people at trial who block everyone and everything that shows how innocent they are.
      How can Trumpists be this dumb? Must be all the heavy metals in their water.

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ask the important questions, like, “Did Rand Paul get his crossword puzzle finished?”

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @dafttool, and did he use a pen or pencil? 8 letter word for douchebag, R A N D P A U L.

    • @leehall4595
      @leehall4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After looking at the answer page.

    • @Terika-
      @Terika- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard this morning he was doodling and drawing the building of the State capital. From what I have heard..he was pretty good. Maybe its time to change job???

  • @justsaying605
    @justsaying605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I guarantee you all of these senators are really thinking to themselves "I didn't sign up for this, can't we get back to shilling for Big Corp?"

  • @jacquelyncollier3904
    @jacquelyncollier3904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    ABC easy as 1 2 3..... that's how each IMPEACHMENT should be

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍👍

    • @stacygagnon6280
      @stacygagnon6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Elliott Bronstein the Democrats have been working on impeachment for three years!

    • @mookins45
      @mookins45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Days yes the Republicans show their true colors now, defying and mocking our Democratic laws and processes. You've come out against the Constitution and now E Pluribus Unum is squashing you like a bug on a windshield.

  • @CJDe-kx8of
    @CJDe-kx8of 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    It’s “loses” not “losses”.
    Trump needs to activate his Spell Checker.

    • @TheIslandDivision
      @TheIslandDivision 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And who turned off his caps lock?

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      CJ. De well Trump called Bloomberg "Mini Mike" yet everyone can verify Bloomberg's wealth which is more than can be said for the Trumps!

    • @chemxfan
      @chemxfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But what if he DID? We're doomed!

    • @tumsfestival8027
      @tumsfestival8027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also what does he mean that he won’t support clowns, because he’s the biggest one? What does that even mean? It’s like an insult an 8 year old would think of.

    • @chemxfan
      @chemxfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You hit the nail on the head - Trump is thinking like an 8 yr.old, that's why his tweets come out like that.

  • @JoeSmith-xm3wb
    @JoeSmith-xm3wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He said he didn't want the impeachment trials going on during the weekend (on Saturday) because his TV ratings wouldn't be as good as during the week (trial)...that's his main concern?! 🐒

  • @bgmcc907
    @bgmcc907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He missed his calling as a Bernie Sanders impressionist. 😂

  • @drewdavid9672
    @drewdavid9672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    People think some of us have TDS. It's not TDS, it's critical thinking skills and maybe a 9th grade understanding of civics. No not the car

    • @LetsGoBlues314
      @LetsGoBlues314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it’s TDS

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TDS is a desperate rightwing talking point and nothing more.

    • @LetsGoBlues314
      @LetsGoBlues314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reed Richards lol trump lives in your head, and it’s a lot more than 31%

    • @LetsGoBlues314
      @LetsGoBlues314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drew David no tds is when you think trump is the worst thing to ever happen to you and he occupies your every day life. Like it really doesn’t matter much lol

    • @drewdavid9672
      @drewdavid9672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LetsGoBlues314 You're watching Colbert so there is hope for you. You know what's up and enjoy watching him get called out and getting a laugh out of it. Or you may just be a troll/drone. Either is fine, have a good day.

  • @lookup7055
    @lookup7055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Why do I feel like he’s never going to get impeached. Let’s focus on 2020 candidate Bernie Sanders.

    • @LetsGoBlues314
      @LetsGoBlues314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He won’t be removed. It’s not hard to realize it won’t happen could’ve told you 4 months ago and save you a lot of time and hope

    • @LetsGoBlues314
      @LetsGoBlues314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DONNAI1210 it’s not about being positive it’s basic political reality. Move on to the election and he is gone in 11 months

    • @21972012145525
      @21972012145525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hipa Lahi and what if trump rigs that election? He’s already tried

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fighting for our democracy is extremely important. To ignore all this is to simply invite more of the same behavior from the Republicans. The democrats have ignored extremely bad behavior from the Republicans for too long. And, the election is also extremely important. Not just to vote out trump, but to vote out MoscowMitch and take back the Senate as well. We must repair our country or all truly is lost.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Victoria Baker 👍👍👍

  • @charlierec3445
    @charlierec3445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "when mini losses" ?????? a fifth grader is smarter.......

  • @mrmcbeardy9268
    @mrmcbeardy9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Mr Colberts impersonation of Bernie Sanders is uncanny. If one closes their eyes and listens, one would swear they were listening to Sanders 👌