Colbert: All The Other Reasons Trump Is A Bad President

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  • With prosecutable collusion with Russia off the table after Mueller's report was delivered to the AG, Stephen updates the 'Reasons Trump is a Bad President' board.
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  • @carriedodds4022
    @carriedodds4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    I don’t think I would survive this President without Stephen Colbert. Thank you sir! 😂

    • @JohnDoe-xp7ut
      @JohnDoe-xp7ut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I know all that propaganda & hate you've been fed with 2 years & promises of impeachment needs some cuddling.

    • @blackviking2079
      @blackviking2079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LOL I don't think Stephen Colbert's show would've survived without Trump

    • @lenthomas4685
      @lenthomas4685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Revan Targaryen people like Trump and other fake Republicans is why became Independent last year.

    • @gabewagner5374
      @gabewagner5374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blackviking2079 haha u beat me to it.

    • @xXElement
      @xXElement 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you can survive less than a year of trump as president then you really need to reevaluate your life

  • @kalinig8783
    @kalinig8783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Whoever wrote this monologue is a genius. One of the best political comedic reporting. My 25° train ride into downtown Chicago was actually fun this morning. Thanks for that!

    • @MattieK09
      @MattieK09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No Collusion ! and Jussie Smollett is going to jail for a fake hate hoax ...

    • @collinhennessy6480
      @collinhennessy6480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These writers suck. Colbert hasn't been funny since he left Comedy Central.

    • @user-hr9oz8xv6n
      @user-hr9oz8xv6n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colbert isn't funny, at all. Idiots clinging to late night comedy shows to prop up their well-being are hilarious.

    • @randomuser5237
      @randomuser5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've no idea about "genius" or "political comedic reporting". This sounded like a monologue written by bunch of 12 year olds after they were told that they would not be getting an X-box for Christmas.

    • @PremChand-sb3lz
      @PremChand-sb3lz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Default Name Hi Trumpet joker... I can assure u ...you are a genius to have picked the orange joker. . Are u happy now ... ??

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "what's the word? it's like horny, but for life."
    that's _brutal._ absolutely vicious. great stuff.

  • @gankhef5564
    @gankhef5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    It's pretty disturbing how alien a live audience feels to me now after such a short time. It feels like something from another era. It's hard
    to even picture a future where big studio audiences, filled stadiums,
    standing room only concerts, etc. will ever feel normal again.

    • @Taidan-vq7pz
      @Taidan-vq7pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Make America normal again.

    • @Alexander-uk4fw
      @Alexander-uk4fw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr? We live in interesting times my friend.

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, it's only been 1 year. I won't be surprised if next year has an adjustment period, but I'm sure we'll gat back into the swing of things.

    • @at87ification
      @at87ification 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Having seen this again, this is one his best shows

    • @jaxteller2904
      @jaxteller2904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sound like you think covid is serious. *laughs in college student*

  • @RagamuffinGunner13
    @RagamuffinGunner13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    A 16 minute monologue that isn't broken up? At least something good came from all this.

    • @DrJones20
      @DrJones20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wasn't it a good thing that he DIDN'T collude with Russia?

    • @leadpaintchips9461
      @leadpaintchips9461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@DrJones20 Yes and no. It shows that his actions were not from malice by being a foreign agent, but instead his actions were driven by incompetence.

    • @MattieK09
      @MattieK09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leadpaintchips9461 ^^^ blahahah so desperate

    • @DrJones20
      @DrJones20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leadpaintchips9461 Most high up U.S politicians are owned by AIPAC. Those are the real "foreign agents"

    • @mistersinistersir
      @mistersinistersir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine thinking that no collusion is a bad thing, you should never call yourself American

  • @tooranoroojnia3436
    @tooranoroojnia3436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Yes America is the greatest place on earth because I did whatever dirty you can imagine and nothing bad happened to me .

    • @sanquinlily
      @sanquinlily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's always sort of weird hearing Americans say "America is the greatest country on Earth", while they have a President, who puts kids in cages, a prision, which is the definition of warcrime, and a third world democracy with the death sentence.

    • @DowncastParadox
      @DowncastParadox 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sanquinlily To be fair, America easily makes the top 20 list of best countries, so... close enough?

    • @yorkerold
      @yorkerold 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DowncastParadox No.

  • @charliesands188
    @charliesands188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Wait a minute, a guy named Rabbit had a conversation with someone named Emmett T. Flood And there wasnt a Bugs and Elmer Fudd joke?

    • @jessicabarber5835
      @jessicabarber5835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good one

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL!!

    • @cdevil9488
      @cdevil9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be too low rent a joke for a Bugs and Elmer reference.

    • @user-pp1wh9vd1s
      @user-pp1wh9vd1s 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump is the savior! Sleepy joe is the downfall of this country! Liberals are ruining this country!

  • @Author_Alyssa_Taylor
    @Author_Alyssa_Taylor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "Call me when it fits on a hat". Hilarious!

    • @rossgeography
      @rossgeography 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      one the best I've heard - I like Bill Maher's analogy about Trumps brain being like a full voicemail box - you'd have to delete stuff to get any new information in!

    • @gramsey6652
      @gramsey6652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i dont get the joke explain

    • @gabby3036
      @gabby3036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, here ya go:
      _hat reads_ "I'm f***ed"

  • @weegiewarbler
    @weegiewarbler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Thank you for putting it into perspective at the end Stephen.

    • @randomuser5237
      @randomuser5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just face it, Democrats have no clue what's going on. Rather than admitting their failure to win elections they chose to take a way that shows that someone else is responsible for their loss of election. In pursuing this pointless investigation they have now robbed themselves of any credibility and given away the opportunity they had of using all the other valid reasons of Trump not being president. Now they have a horde of candidates all wanting to be president. They are the most inept and divisive bunch of people I have ever seen and that's saying something with GOP on the other end.

    • @jerryguerra8708
      @jerryguerra8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@randomuser5237 Didn't they just win the mid terms ?

    • @MattieK09
      @MattieK09 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO COLLUSION lololol Dems are liars AGAIN

    • @user-pp1wh9vd1s
      @user-pp1wh9vd1s 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump is the savior! Sleepy joe is the downfall of this country! Liberals are ruining this country!

    • @Geniusignotus
      @Geniusignotus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randomuser5237 It was the FBI who suspected Trump colluded with the Russians and began their investigation, not the Democrats

  • @marywalsh7592
    @marywalsh7592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    When Watergate was happening they did the same thing. They published a summary then the American people demanded the full report. Nixon then decided to resign.j

    • @AnonningAnon
      @AnonningAnon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I don't think Trump would resign, he feels no shame.

    • @RossieMarrie
      @RossieMarrie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AnonningAnon truth!!

    • @HalfLifeHalfDead
      @HalfLifeHalfDead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Default Name And what exactly did Obama do?

    • @ProperlyGaming
      @ProperlyGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HalfLifeHalfDead be black while in the white house of course

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnonningAnon Opposite day is Wednesday. Get your calendar straight.

  • @MsRoxypox
    @MsRoxypox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    lol. "a bounce in his bone spurs" totally killed. I've been laughing for a good minute.

    • @rnsteve2265
      @rnsteve2265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not funny. You liberal lunatics are a joke. Shame on all of you.

    • @wagonstation3709
      @wagonstation3709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is funny. There will be shame... but not in the direction you think....

    • @JaX-cu7hb
      @JaX-cu7hb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a trump supporter but it’s funny because literally everyone who makes fun of the bone spurs thing would do the same exact thing if they were rich. Ain’t no one want to go to Vietnam

    • @skyhigh9632
      @skyhigh9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JaX-cu7hb they make fun of Trump's bone spurs because he made fun of John McCain getting captured

  • @yokojacobson8494
    @yokojacobson8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Barr IS a "Fred Flintstone look a like " lol 😂😂

    • @lindajohnson6584
      @lindajohnson6584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr heat miser

    • @gabby3036
      @gabby3036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly, every picture of him reminds me of Baby Sinclair from the show "Dinosaurs".

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor Fred Flintstone.

    • @ddraguti
      @ddraguti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like Elton John.

    • @davewebb9452
      @davewebb9452 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "A white-collar Fred Flintstone."

  • @MSJ-ww1mq
    @MSJ-ww1mq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    So glad he did the white board thing! Some people seem to have forgotten all the other stuff

    • @yeetusfetus9189
      @yeetusfetus9189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like the fact that he has no evidence to support his ridiculous claims?

    • @ElroyMcDuff
      @ElroyMcDuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@yeetusfetus9189 So enlighten us, what was written on that white board that isn't true?

    • @zackbotvinnik4972
      @zackbotvinnik4972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ElroyMcDuff How about the muslim ban? Or puts kids in cages? Complete misrepresentation of the actual policies, in which they are essentially the same laws that Obama was using. For example, there is no 'muslim ban,' it was a ban on several countries that have terror issues and are majority muslim. Many muslim countries, such as Bangladesh, are not on that list. As well, Obama had the same list of countries that he put a travel ban on.
      I can't stand when people just buy into the media bites, even after all of the fake materials the mainstream media has released in the last 2 years. I can't stand how Colbert became such a shill. Trump is not a saint, but he is not as bad as people claim he is.

    • @reefermadnesss
      @reefermadnesss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zackbotvinnik4972 you're misinformed. Obama administration never detained illegals like the Trump admistration did/has. ALso Trump called for ban on immigration from Muslim countries (minus SA), which he never really got. Obama never did this.
      They are not the same....like at all. Nope.

    • @yougotkained
      @yougotkained 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zackbotvinnik4972 Are you thick in the skull? Trump would happily admit to his Muslim ban that can't get through the courts, he admitted as much. They also had a hearing on the kids in cages and it showed KIDS in CAGES. Not only that but I'd go 10 x worse and state that they REMOVE KIDS from THEIR PARENTS. How the F is that somehow a lie? It's as true as your naivity.

  • @michaelramon2411
    @michaelramon2411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Trump: "How dare no one believe me when I said I was innocent, merely because I acted super guilty and lie about everything all the time!"

    • @tonyplow9219
      @tonyplow9219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael, LOL! a fake investigation for 2 years! Now that's lying!

    • @EarthenBrown
      @EarthenBrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A fake FISA warrant is a lie 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If he hadn't fired Comey and admitted that he fired him for investigating him, none of this would've had to happen. Trump is his own worst enemy.

    • @zura8879
      @zura8879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      tony plow so about Benghazi...

    • @eugeneaxe
      @eugeneaxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trumpolini, the orange who cried wolf.

  • @Hellgrinde
    @Hellgrinde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Call me when it fits on a hat”
    😂👍

    • @stephj9378
      @stephj9378 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And this vile creature has amassed an army of poopie heads to follow his stupidity.
      That would be Colbert.

  • @jasonallen3678
    @jasonallen3678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    White Collar Fred Flintstone 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @someolencorevids9501
    @someolencorevids9501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Man, colbert does not fail to deliver lol

    • @anonnimus3847
      @anonnimus3847 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mitch sansiribhan - remember when stephen said "RIP no collusion?" Haha! Big fail!

  • @Vicki1930
    @Vicki1930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This is a monologue that you should watch twice, so that you can really see the brilliance that it is. This monologue should win an Emmy (is there a category for it? ) Or a Pulitzer .

    • @tonyplow9219
      @tonyplow9219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vicki, Sorry Trump just won the Pulitzer, staring in fake collusion! Vote Trump 2020!

    • @hosoiarchives4858
      @hosoiarchives4858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Colbert is pretty dumb

    • @pinkgekko
      @pinkgekko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vicki1930, tony plow ... Sympli - brilliant. Trump sucks 2020.

    • @alanlopez2926
      @alanlopez2926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hosoiarchives4858 ur pretty dumb

    • @shaunbarbee2087
      @shaunbarbee2087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is an Emmy category for this actually.
      1. Outstanding Variety Talk Series
      2. Outstanding Writing for Variety Series
      3. Outstanding Directing for Variety Series
      4. Outstanding Producer of Live Entertainment & Talk Television

  • @b1gr3p85
    @b1gr3p85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Omg I just got chills when he flipped the board around!! Jesus Christ!

  • @vaseemsherief9280
    @vaseemsherief9280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Lmao one of reasons on the board is "FATHERED DON JUNIOR"

  • @dkyoungson151
    @dkyoungson151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Barr summarizing the Mueller report is like having your best friend summarize your report card. Release the full report!

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's not a nightmare, American really has become a shithole country. The full report will never change that fact. By this time next week Trump's approval will be up to 65%.
      Face it, Americans for the most part are just like Trump, only broke(er.)

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Canada is accepting immigrants.

    • @komkom3425
      @komkom3425 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SALLTTTT BE SALLLLTTTTT

    • @peterporkeristhespiderham988
      @peterporkeristhespiderham988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Release the report
      What if it doesn’t change anything? If that’s the case, then there should be no harm in releasing it. There’s a chance that Barr was biased in his summary so releasing it can eliminate that possibility. Releasing it poses no risk and a small probability of helping our country.
      The House voted almost unanimously (4 people voted present and nobody voted against) to release the report. That’s probably the closest we’ll get to a bipartisan vote.

    • @xadam2dudex
      @xadam2dudex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like your worst enemy

  • @hurd3203
    @hurd3203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    You know the barr(pun intended) is low when a country celebrates it's leader not being a criminal

    • @alphabrainwave
      @alphabrainwave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, at least not this one specific type of criminal. Have faith, you still might be able to complete your Trump Crime Bingo board.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'll believe it when pigs fly.
      And using Air Force One doesn't count.

    • @moonlit6311
      @moonlit6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🔥💯👍

    • @blackbutterfly9193
      @blackbutterfly9193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he is a criminal.

    • @Avenger222
      @Avenger222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We already know he's a criminal. It's just getting the crimes to stick. He's much like a mafia boss. Only time will tell until we find out what crimes he's been found guilty of.

  • @andysee6996
    @andysee6996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I counted and 40 reasons were given before Stephen Colbert erased "Colluded with Russia".

    • @Drink182
      @Drink182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      40 Bullshit reasons cant actually name one actual reason. Bunch of snowflakes

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Drink182 well most of them are joke based, but some of them can be why he's just not always a nice guy, I hardly see a reason to defend someone just for being in charge..

    • @Drink182
      @Drink182 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheUltimateRare The left constantly smearing and lying to manipulate and make a straw man. They never did this with Obama, the entire mainstream media have such an agenda that they were actually disappointed that the president hasn't committed treason. The so called morally virtuous figureheads that want to demonize 50% of the population to suit their own political needs, despite all living in gated communities.

    • @deborahabebe8562
      @deborahabebe8562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Drink182 How about u look at today. bet u wouldnt be saying this now

    • @ripdito
      @ripdito ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deborahabebe8562 it would seem thats hes not saying that now 🤣

  • @atlpeach6852
    @atlpeach6852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The White Board and "Barr said that Mueller said" statement...GOLD!!!

  • @katecollins5672
    @katecollins5672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Thank you, Late Show writers. You're getting me through these times.

    • @abefroman8821
      @abefroman8821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You got 6 more years of this sweety. Binge watch these biased bullshit shows to keep your sanity.

    • @mistersinistersir
      @mistersinistersir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank your overlords for your programming... ORANGE MAN BAD

    • @kylesmith8061
      @kylesmith8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesus Christ you're pathetic

    • @imperatorvictix.444
      @imperatorvictix.444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You precious snowflake.

    • @93Jubilee
      @93Jubilee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abefroman8821 a comment like that might give a person pause about whether you much (if any) reason or mental stability to begin with, Raul.

  • @jhemlani
    @jhemlani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    America deserves to know the truth and the whole TRUTH, not someone brief explanation. It’s the only right thing to do.

    • @malikkadir8645
      @malikkadir8645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You braindead guys gon just make him win in 2020

    • @jorgensenmj
      @jorgensenmj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't you worry. The Republicans are now back on the job. Brennan, Clapper, Comey, Strzok, Page, Yates, Lynch, Glenn Simpson, Bruce Ohr, Nellie Ohr....etc....
      They all have some explaining to do. The Mueller Probe gave Adam Schiff the excuse to keep the focus only on Trump. Now that excuse is gone and we can shift over to how this all began. I would suggest Dan Bogino's book "SPYGATE" if you want to get caught up.

    • @CleverMetaphor
      @CleverMetaphor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You obviously dont want the truth, you just want YOUR truth

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of course Trump & the GOP leadership aren’t interested in the truth.

    • @dxan493
      @dxan493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jorgensenmj you lost all credibility the moment you mentioned that hack Dan Bogino. Guy is about is idiotic as that Ruben guy

  • @AlexisShahriarAssadi
    @AlexisShahriarAssadi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Call me when it fits on a hat" lol. Great line - and likely true.

  • @ashleyc506
    @ashleyc506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Greatest place on earth? In the last few years, I have never been so grateful to be Canadian.

    • @landonfonke6082
      @landonfonke6082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're missing out

    • @Geniusignotus
      @Geniusignotus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landonfonke6082 On what? Insurrection? Instability? Polarised society? Take ur pick

    • @landonfonke6082
      @landonfonke6082 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Geniusignotus give an example of one of those

    • @Geniusignotus
      @Geniusignotus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landonfonke6082 Jan 6 2021

    • @landonfonke6082
      @landonfonke6082 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Geniusignotus tell me how thats insurrection

  • @patrickwilkin441
    @patrickwilkin441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Disappointing that late night TV is doing a better job of parsing the Barr summary than major news outlets. Keep rocking on LSSC

    • @MattieK09
      @MattieK09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "doing a better job" blahahahhha i think you said this with sincerity

    • @BigFry9591
      @BigFry9591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "comedy". Comedy that's tearing our country apart. Does Stephen care? No.

    • @metronicmagician1816
      @metronicmagician1816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BigFry9591 he does it’s just a really funny. Like a clown car accident, horrible? Yes. Funny? Yes. A good way of getting through any hardship is to laugh it out.

    • @BigFry9591
      @BigFry9591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@metronicmagician1816 I see more angry people than people saying how funny he is.

    • @metronicmagician1816
      @metronicmagician1816 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BigFry9591 that’s mainly because those that find it funny don’t normally circulate the comments, and normally people don’t comment if they have something good to say. Also you have trolls that love to circulate these types of videos, and then you have those that just hate this view point (they generally just go straight to the comments).

  • @SlowhandGreg
    @SlowhandGreg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Steven your summary at the end was spot on, for all the political commentators around you managed to frame and condense the whole thing giving it an overall prospective.

  • @kmgreves
    @kmgreves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Call me when it fits on a hat.. lol good stuff , thanks for the laughs

  • @ragiahmahmoud1980
    @ragiahmahmoud1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Refuses to get dog" has to be one of the best reasons on there

    • @user-pp1wh9vd1s
      @user-pp1wh9vd1s 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump is the savior! Sleepy joe is the downfall of this country! Liberals are ruining this country!

  • @alterego1362
    @alterego1362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Call me when it fits on a hat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @spenserrr
      @spenserrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real. That line killed me.

  • @MrKenimora
    @MrKenimora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The monologue I've been waiting for!

    • @JohnDoe-xp7ut
      @JohnDoe-xp7ut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now you're feeling little bit comfortable because he has fed you some more propaganda. For 2 years all he talked about how Mueller is going to get him & for another two years he'll going comfort saying how SDNY is going to get him after that both of you'll cry together on election night as trump will be re-elected again

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JohnDoe-xp7ut It's incredible. It's a drug or something to these people. Colbert (who I used to love) convinced millions of people that their president is a Russian spy for 3 years and brought the world's two greatest nuclear threats closer to war and they are still somehow applauding him after it turns out he was lying. It's demonic. I don't know what other word to use.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Far more satisfying than the Mueller report.

  • @kavflyladyvillery858
    @kavflyladyvillery858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "He who has nothing to hide hides NOTHING!"

    • @vivelaresistance3239
      @vivelaresistance3239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Seal of Approval: I think there’s a difference between maintaining privacy and concealment of a crime. Am I refusing to reveal my credit card number because you’re a phone scammer or because I used it to buy a murder weapon? But hey, I enjoy a good reductio ad absurdum, too.
      THANK YOU for saying that the statement was stupid rather than calling the writer stupid, as so often happens on social media. I am so sick of ad hominem attacks, and not even clever ones.

    • @Geniusignotus
      @Geniusignotus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moralhazard8652 You know for a fact that's not what he meant

    • @ripdito
      @ripdito ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moralhazard8652ur statement is way more stupid imo

  • @Traumatias0
    @Traumatias0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Reasons in the list include:
    -Fathered Don Junior
    -Can't close umbrella
    -Goes through chiefs of staff like kleenex
    -Is totally dumb xD

    • @benwarner2940
      @benwarner2940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nathan ruined Kanye was the first one that made me laugh lmao

    • @billgates1495
      @billgates1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why dumb hmmm?

    • @harrynac6017
      @harrynac6017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billgates1495 Not dumb but sarcastic. ✋🤨👌

  • @s.williams6452
    @s.williams6452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    No need for sunblock with all of the shade from that whiteboard.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, he already looks like someone injected a pumpkin with human DNA.

    • @curiositypiqued6573
      @curiositypiqued6573 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Courage Karnga tuchet..... Hi 5⃣ 🤣👍

    • @valeremkin5188
      @valeremkin5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      a ha ha Tramp did you all bustards

    • @nathancrossen2224
      @nathancrossen2224 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valeremkin5188 Was the alphabet soup you just threw up meant to mean something?

    • @carolprice1389
      @carolprice1389 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are so wright.

  • @mayamanign
    @mayamanign 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This is not adding up, at all. More like, keep the country from ripping itself apart.
    Even his ex attorneys have said as much. Our entire justice system is compromised, unless you're rich. Incredible.
    Let us see the report.

    • @MattieK09
      @MattieK09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahah NO COLLUSION ... all you dems do is lie

    • @guesswhonot1620
      @guesswhonot1620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MattieK09 Same with the sorry excuse of a man in office right now.

    • @MattieK09
      @MattieK09 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guesswhonot1620 Dems made us a story that Trump was a Russian Agent and spent 2+ years and 40 million dollars looking into it ... bhahahahah oh god so pathetic

    • @guesswhonot1620
      @guesswhonot1620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MattieK09 If you're trying to deny the fact that Trump is a coldhearted liar and represents every negative aspect of what an American is, you're doing an awful job.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trump didn't have to "collude" with Russia. Russia willingly helped Trump win the election all on their own. Putin did not like Clinton. Trump is his useful idiot.

  • @sintija8652
    @sintija8652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Colbert: "I'm sorry"
    me: wait for it
    Colbert: "that you're a terrible president"
    me: I knew it!!!

  • @charlie-obrien
    @charlie-obrien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When Stephen flips the whiteboard....hilarious! And true!

  • @janetjohnson9178
    @janetjohnson9178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Damn! That was brilliant and hillarious! Thanks for keeping us sane.

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's keeping you disinformed. He's part of the problem, don't you see

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr yes, trump is keeping you misinformed, you're part of the problem, you see

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sillygoose635 Trump was just proven right by your own Trump-hating God Mueller. Yet the mainstream media conspiracy theory is where the truth is?

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr No, no it wasn't.

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sillygoose635 ok we have a Russian asset in the White House, Colbert was right.

  • @KimSearch865
    @KimSearch865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I was feeling pretty low... until Stephen brought out that magical white board!!
    I love you Colbert!! 🥰

    • @MattieK09
      @MattieK09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i'll cheer you up ... NO COLLUSION !!!!!!

    • @Geniusignotus
      @Geniusignotus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MattieK09 Mueller never wrote or said that

  • @adamhouse6305
    @adamhouse6305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Colbert may just be the comic relief that helps us get through this presidency. Comic genius.

    • @dixiewalsh9502
      @dixiewalsh9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adam House He just milks Trumps presidency for cheap jokes, what do you mean “comic genius”? Trump is a good president btw

    • @damien69666
      @damien69666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump will never be a good president. Right wingers are so brainwashed and uneducated.

  • @raleighbrecht4033
    @raleighbrecht4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    With 40 American staff writers and entirely American audience (with few foreign citizens) and absolutely no laughing machines
    Colbert yet again strikes with comedy gold throughout this moment.

    • @antinwo3664
      @antinwo3664 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ….yes he does as he dreams up more lies against Trump which is why his popularity has plummeted and America has turned away from his show. Good that you noticed that … .. ..

    • @raleighbrecht4033
      @raleighbrecht4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I originally said this to disregard what that guy below similarly said about how 'unfunny' this was. BTW oh sure, this show that to my knowledge of Stephen Colbert constantly getting laughs out of the audience and still has the same number of subs is totally becoming less popular. Even if it wasn't, this trend of trying to ponder the mind of Drumpf can only last for so long before we finally put this dreadful era in the past. I may not always believe everything anyone says, but they have another thing coming telling more lies than truth, but to me, Colbert serves as a way to maintain sanity to many at least so there's that!

    • @ylekiote99999
      @ylekiote99999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raleighbrecht4033 Obviously the audience is full of shills. Only liberals would watch his live show. Thankfully most of America is not made up of shills who believe everything the bias media and celebrities tell them.

  • @overlydramaticpanda
    @overlydramaticpanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    No one does apologies like Stephen Colbert. Also I can't be the only one who paused the video to read the entire board. Personally I think "can't close umbrella" should have been the last straw...

    • @kisharadanndando9063
      @kisharadanndando9063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or, "Refuses to get a dog"

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I even screenshotted both, carefully timing for the best Colbert expressions/gestures.

    • @Tbone.357
      @Tbone.357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could just imagine his writing staff sitting in front of that whiteboard all-day giggling to themselves for the responses they put on there...not realizing that although some of it was funny, it's guaranteeing Trump another 4 years. They are helping him get reelected sadly.

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tbone.357 May I ask how? And this is honestly not a sarcastic question, it's a genuine request. It seems like everyone who would vote for Trump at this point are the people who would vote for him come hell or high water - as far as I can make out, the stupid in-fighting that the Dem base is prone to (go on any Colbert video which even mentions Bernie Sanders and you'll see his "Bernie or Bust" followers in the comments practically spitting fire over Colbert joking about him the exact same way he jokes about everyone else on the political playing field) is the only thing that's guaranteeing Trump 4 more years. As Stephen indicated with this monologue, Trump's approval ratings and people's opinions of him aren't suddenly going to do a 180 just because of the Mueller outcome, and I can't see how jokes like these will push anyone into Trump's pocket who wasn't dangerously close to falling in anyway.
      And if we're talking about free airtime, while it arguably contributed in 2016 (and many late night hosts have expressed various degrees of recognition and regret of that, including Stephen IIRC), it's different now for the simple fact that now everyone knows what 4 years of Trump in the WH looks like - something which, back in 2016, just looked like the bad punchline of a stupid joke.

  • @javaerztrinityxx462
    @javaerztrinityxx462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Good job Colbert make america humorous again💯🤴🏼🧩

  • @fixit8492
    @fixit8492 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man this Colbert dude would make a great history teacher in just about any school

  • @kohn2121
    @kohn2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The dislikes came from the FBI Agents

  • @positivevibetec
    @positivevibetec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The real people who are in charge will not let a sitting US president go to jail. No matter how guilty he is.
    The real question is what are we being distracted from?

    • @DDIFCC
      @DDIFCC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeff Dillensnyder a gift to the wealthiest criminals in the world everyday , just to start!

    • @sirensongue7129
      @sirensongue7129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How about Russian military landing in Venezuela, South America over the weekend. Same morning MrT woke up saying, good morning everybody, on Twitter. Has he mentioned Russia yet?

    • @atronite
      @atronite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Siren Songue and what should the US do about it?

    • @sirensongue7129
      @sirensongue7129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@atronite Elect me to Congress/Senate/Presidency or even the UN, and I will tell you. 😉

    • @TheYakisobaNoodle
      @TheYakisobaNoodle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Default Name No I think Fox news talks about that all the time.

  • @silentwhisp4r670
    @silentwhisp4r670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    William Barr the guy who summarized the report is the same game who covered up the Iran Contra operation. Seems so odd to place the guy who is an expert on cover ups as the guy to give a summary on a report you want covered up. Release the report.

    • @ze89412
      @ze89412 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      John3:16 Pitbull to do what exactly? To make people jump to conclusions

    • @papotetuve
      @papotetuve 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judge kavanough was also picked exactly for the same reason. Kavanough submitted in his application he would work under the same guidelines as Barr. That a sitting president can not be indicted

  • @VictoriaMcClure
    @VictoriaMcClure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    AWESOME!!! Segment! Love you Stephen

  • @eswarkeinnamemehrda
    @eswarkeinnamemehrda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Trump bad" *crowd cheers*

    • @Grooby__
      @Grooby__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Orange man bad

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bad person bad
      Honestly we should focus on the bad people who elected bad person in the first place. They're the true illness of America. Orange man is just the symptom.

    • @Grooby__
      @Grooby__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luminatron Your forgetting the ones that didn't vote

    • @6ixlxrd
      @6ixlxrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Grooby__ Can't really blame them when there was no "good" options on the table. Only bad and bad.

    • @niggachuu3391
      @niggachuu3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      な6IXLXRD i get my political opinion from late night shows

  • @vibradiant
    @vibradiant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Call me when it fits on a hat". Would've been a mic drop in simpler times.

  • @golemkeeper
    @golemkeeper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    My guess is that there were grounds for suspicion, but not enough proof to indict. The report should be made public so citizens know the situation.

    • @zer0b0t
      @zer0b0t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's simple, a wink wink and they colluded, it's just hard to prove it.

    • @helenlowe8445
      @helenlowe8445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So you get your bought and paid for BUDDY to read the REPORT and then he tells the public there's no Collusion or Obstruction...Ok then well let the TAX PAYERS WHO PAID FOR IT ALL SEE IT...WHATS THE PROBLEM?

    • @evajohansson2914
      @evajohansson2914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Helen Lowe yes and the guy who worked on it is just silent ye ur smart helen.

    • @helenlowe8445
      @helenlowe8445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evajohansson2914 You should follow his lead then!!

    • @helenlowe8445
      @helenlowe8445 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evajohansson2914 About as smart as your spelling!!

  • @ArinGokdemir
    @ArinGokdemir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stephen Colbert has the BEST monologues

  • @zeMasterRuseman
    @zeMasterRuseman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    [orange man] boooooooo [bad] WOOHOOOOOOO!

  • @EpicAdrian3D
    @EpicAdrian3D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    This actually felt like a season finale. Sadness, regret, and a glimmer of hope for the future

    • @davidstinger1134
      @davidstinger1134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Achi1187 What are you smoking?
      How do a bunch of unhealthy millennials posting crap on the internet resemble people actually fighting and killing each other?

    • @iheartsamus5605
      @iheartsamus5605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Funny, you think real life is a tv show. Nothing but a bunch of mindless zombies that follow this clown.

    • @sunshineandrainbows69
      @sunshineandrainbows69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iheartsamus5605 GRRR LIKE LITERALLY LIIIKE ORANGE MAN BAD GRRR

    • @OceanFragments
      @OceanFragments 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feels more to me like they're gonna shut down the entire network, and then ban TV in america.

    • @2strokin70
      @2strokin70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sunshineandrainbows69 like... no he's not... like bad at all.. like..grrrrr... like

  • @nimrowd2023
    @nimrowd2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I think I'd like to hear Meuller's reaction to Barr's summary of his report.

    • @coreenrafikh5369
      @coreenrafikh5369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too, something is wrong here and everyone needs to see the report

    • @MattieK09
      @MattieK09 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coreenrafikh5369 Yea, you the MSM and the Dems lied to you for 2+ years and you sucked it down

    • @ktpinnacle
      @ktpinnacle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lied about what?

    • @ktpinnacle
      @ktpinnacle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nimrowd2023 The House will have a chat with him. And I hope it's televised so we can hear exactly what the report was intended to reveal, instead of what Barr wants us to see.

    • @ktpinnacle
      @ktpinnacle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Easy Mode
      "Can't indict a sitting president" - Barr
      That doesn't mean his actions weren't criminal.

  • @nunyabusiness5241
    @nunyabusiness5241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Killing it, Colbert. This was one of your best.

    • @multiculturalmalignancy5574
      @multiculturalmalignancy5574 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nun
      What do lo lousy low IQ comedians do?
      They host late night talk shows for the mindless low IQ liberal sheep!!
      Baaaaaaaaaaa

  • @harrynac6017
    @harrynac6017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Trump lying? Never! He's being sarcastic.

  • @russellb5573
    @russellb5573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Please, let hateful Trump go, soon! His one redeeming feature, he has provided me with some of the greatest laughs (from some very clever late night shows) for my depressed British soul, in the last few years. Bless you America and may the terrible tyranny, be over asap. Thanks for your service Colbert & Co.

    • @freema9246
      @freema9246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jack bran right...better to let them come here to be sexually assaulted and grabbed by trump and friends.

    • @andrewhopkins9844
      @andrewhopkins9844 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freema9246 Pretty sure it's the Clintons that sexually abuse kids at Bohemian Grove lol.

    • @russellb5573
      @russellb5573 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jack bran Hmmmm, didn't I hear rumour that Trump knew Jeffrey Epstein? Ohhh snap! Nah bro? Your comment doesn't wash

    • @russellb5573
      @russellb5573 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and at least our despicable ancient groomers, faced justice!

  • @oldladysingsthebluestealec4448
    @oldladysingsthebluestealec4448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Thank you Stephen, I needed that. What would we do without you? Keeping America sane in the era of trump.

    • @JohnDoe-xp7ut
      @JohnDoe-xp7ut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep America sane during the era of nutcase leftists & progressives who doesn't even know where they supposed to pee.

    • @PatTHEburgler1
      @PatTHEburgler1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idiot

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stephen is everyone's antipsychotic.

    • @oldladysingsthebluestealec4448
      @oldladysingsthebluestealec4448 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      neville M you’re the ones focused on bathrooms...and telling others how to live. Intolerance and stupidity is a dangerous combination. Still living with mommy and daddy?

    • @oldladysingsthebluestealec4448
      @oldladysingsthebluestealec4448 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan Lumbreras tump is for trump. As others have said, he’s a stupid man’s idea of a smart man. If you can’t recognize him for what he is, you’re in a sorry state, probably a poor red one. BTW you may identify with him but you can be sure he doesn’t identify with you. If you were on fire he wouldn’t waste his golden shower on you. You got conned.

  • @AnonymouslyPoignant
    @AnonymouslyPoignant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is why colbert and other show hosts like him are my favorites

  • @ltm3368
    @ltm3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The boards were amazing OMG XD

  • @destroya3303
    @destroya3303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    *Grabs popcorn, reads comments* * :) *

    • @riyadalsabagh7984
      @riyadalsabagh7984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Straight up. Like okay he isnt the best president but my god, he litteraly cant stop talking about him. its a everyday shit with this guy.

    • @TePiCkLeOfDoOm
      @TePiCkLeOfDoOm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Mike Keller Pretty Subjective, yes Trump is god awful but it's been 3 years come on, spewing out the same Socially Liberal talking points from Thom Hartmann in like 2002.

    • @TePiCkLeOfDoOm
      @TePiCkLeOfDoOm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mike Keller Ouch, no response got to do with policy and intellectual discussion but instead with ad hominems... Shame, reply back when you have the decency to string a real argument together.

    • @davelindstrom6005
      @davelindstrom6005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mike Keller - That must be why you agree with all of the rest of the Repugnican Trumpanzees: you don't argue with those idiots.......
      You must have been looking in the mirror when you said that!
      MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @briansinger5258
      @briansinger5258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah. It’s hard to laugh at that same jokes for three years. Season 2 of _Trump_ better have Oprah.

  • @purrbugaloo
    @purrbugaloo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Someone said if he and his family are innocent wouldn't he be wanting everyone to see the report?

    • @holycrapchris
      @holycrapchris 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump is on the record as saying he wants the report to be released

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@holycrapchris just like he's in record promising to release his tax returns.

  • @ElroyMcDuff
    @ElroyMcDuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That apology was PERFECT.

  • @LolUGotBusted
    @LolUGotBusted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15 months later 110,000 dead and rampant civil unrest.

  • @MichaelBerthelsen
    @MichaelBerthelsen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

    Why does everyone blindly trust Barr's statement?!

    • @ladyamaris1179
      @ladyamaris1179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Exactly!!

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Because he's all we have.

    • @KevinGarcia-pv3lr
      @KevinGarcia-pv3lr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Because otherwise Mueller would’ve come out already and said that the Attorney General’s summary did not accurately reflect his conclusion of the investigation.

    • @clutchpromo
      @clutchpromo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ladyamaris1179 for me, because barr and rod rosenstein made the statement together, and rosenstein is the guy who wanted to wire trump and get him impeached

    • @projectocamero7502
      @projectocamero7502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      An Attorney General would not be so naive to lie to Congress. And the Muller Team would have made some statements of the summary was misleading or false by now. And this report will be likely be made (or partly made) public so lying is not even an option.

  • @kitty6720
    @kitty6720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    16 minutes uninterrupted? Yes, thank you!

  • @wydic4515
    @wydic4515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    all you did is mock him, i didn’t even see any reason really why he’s a bad president

  • @RoseCroga35
    @RoseCroga35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he flipped the board ... muahahahahah. This man is brilliant

  • @peacefulwind6559
    @peacefulwind6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Thank you "president" Trump for providing endless material for Stephen Colbert to entertain us with.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's funny until you remember that this nutcase is in charge of nuclear weapons. Yikes!

    • @MrVedude
      @MrVedude 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen sucks now. He lost his charm on the Colbert report and is now an establishment shill.

  • @morpheusmuses
    @morpheusmuses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This was the best possible response to the Mueller report. Stephen is the greatest!!!

    • @anonnimus3847
      @anonnimus3847 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeti Cool Bro Aaaaaaaaaand Trump's still President. Haha!

    • @fireflameburns5983
      @fireflameburns5983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anonnimus3847 - Aaaaaaaaaaand he's still an idiot! Haha!
      Harry, you've been trying to troll everyone's comments. Maybe go outside? I swear it's not that bad. There are better things than this
      :)

    • @maaw07
      @maaw07 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its the worst responsen i've ever seen. Stephen has pushed a false narrative for 2 years and should be punished

    • @robertrodriguez9659
      @robertrodriguez9659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The butthurt is apperent here...👆

  • @maymac2012
    @maymac2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every Stephen's episode is the best to me; but this one is the best of the best. I have watched it many times.

    • @Drink182
      @Drink182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Orange man bad

  • @kublakhan1334
    @kublakhan1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    A new scandal every day , if he’s not a Russian asset ,he’s doing a very good job of impersonating one.

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    16 minutes uncut monologue!!! Mueller ain't Santa, whoever uploaded this is Santa.

    • @LindsayLohan1
      @LindsayLohan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Accio Username omg Lisa watches Colbert

    • @Sandrae7560
      @Sandrae7560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's coming straight from The Tonight Show itself. Ain't it grand😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aliasbam2750
      @aliasbam2750 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I love seeing them beat a dead horse for 2 years.

    • @lovelessbadger7197
      @lovelessbadger7197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aliasbam2750 That's what happens when a dead horse is president.

    • @jimgarrett2655
      @jimgarrett2655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's like a political Craig Ferguson opening!

  • @tgkaczmarek
    @tgkaczmarek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    That whiteboard makes for a great FB cover photo

  • @brianmouland209
    @brianmouland209 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If it wasn’t for Trump you wouldn’t want have a job COLPUKE

  • @dutchgala7492
    @dutchgala7492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *White Collar*
    Fred Flintstone. *LoL*

  • @brianstraight9308
    @brianstraight9308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "What how long is it? Four pages?"
    "Four."
    "Any pictures?"
    "... No."
    "Meh."

    • @LDP129
      @LDP129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about they also add gif or maybe videos this is investigation not a movie kid.

    • @louisedery1049
      @louisedery1049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RUSSIA if you are listening can you please tell us how many pages the Mueller report is? :-)

    • @mattk6101
      @mattk6101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LDP129 your syntax is off, "Frank" 😂🤣😃

    • @rosemarywilliams9969
      @rosemarywilliams9969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL :) THANK YOU

  • @MsAsh3070
    @MsAsh3070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    How can anyone take Barr seriously when
    A) he opened the four page summary with a 'lol I haven't even finished all this yet' (I mean the investigation went on for 22 months, it's probably thousands of pages long, there's no way anyone can read all that over a weekend).
    and
    B) He's only IN the job because he wrote a love letter to Trump about how a sitting president can't be indited. He's about as impartial as one of the Trump kids.
    C) In the report, he mostly summarises, he doesn't quote. But when he DOES quote, he's not even using full sentences. He may as well have quoted 'he....did not....conspire with Russia'. (you can tell he's quoting from the middle of sentences because a quote will start with lowercase letters (eg. the president' rather than a capital which would indicate the beginning of a sentence)TECHNICALLY he can quote that way but by doing so, he can also completely change the meaning of the sentence.

    • @robertrodriguez9659
      @robertrodriguez9659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The butthurt is apperent here...👆

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertrodriguez9659 especially with you

  • @vanydakhiev3910
    @vanydakhiev3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A side note... whoever handwrote all of that on the white board has impeccable handwriting. It's BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

  • @barbarapascoe2062
    @barbarapascoe2062 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is a landmark monologue and worth replaying this year

  • @candicepederson5861
    @candicepederson5861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Something is still fishy about this whole thing. Why was everybody lying if nothing was going on?

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly. The investigation was a smokescreen.

    • @goji059
      @goji059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No one was lying about Collusion.....any indictments stemmed from process crimes, the majority long before Trump's campaign......tax evasion, failing to register.......NOTHING TO DO WITH COLLUSION.......

    • @fredygump5578
      @fredygump5578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's "fishy" because everybody is freaking out due to not actually knowing what is in the report. "Inconclusive" means there is some evidence against Trump... "Does not exonerate" also means that there is evidence against Trump.
      In every case there is evidence for and against, and the courts determine what the evidence means. Barr says he wouldn't bring charges, but we already know how he feels. His conclusion doesn't mean there isn't enough evidence to make a case against Trump.

    • @yomama9538
      @yomama9538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fredygump5578 if that's what helps you sleep at night

    • @bugeye8749
      @bugeye8749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Human error. The system is FKD if the humans behind it aren’t decent ppl

  • @healdogtoe2c
    @healdogtoe2c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Stephen tore it up tonight. Much needed, after a dizzying weekend.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This has been like a shitty M. Night Shyamalan movie.

  • @nxopinxopi7540
    @nxopinxopi7540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nailed it Stephen

  • @elinavant8743
    @elinavant8743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh that list gets much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much longer.

  • @Beginstheman
    @Beginstheman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That bit with the 2 sides of the board, lmao! So true! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xmillion1704
      @xmillion1704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There were fine points on both sides!

  • @brendajollymore4229
    @brendajollymore4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    The American public paid for the report, they have the right to see it.

    • @RubbrChickn
      @RubbrChickn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The report paid for itself and more through fines and forfeitures but yeah it'd be great to see the report

    • @silvanodelazzari8522
      @silvanodelazzari8522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I don't believe America is a true democracy.

    • @mateslami
      @mateslami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More material for Colbert. His new mission is to get Trump reelected!

    • @davidb154
      @davidb154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      We also paid for his golf games, I still haven't been invited to one

    • @Ameriguy99
      @Ameriguy99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Trump wants the report to be public

  • @bischnou
    @bischnou 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2023 writers are on strike and geez am I missing the Colbert Report each night. Coming back to watch these old ones cause I need to lol

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10/10 monologue! Stephen's annoyance at 10:52 literally kills me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rudeboyy604
    @rudeboyy604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Im so glad you have your own show. The savagery is appreciated.

    • @MasterJoeKerr
      @MasterJoeKerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colbert lied for two years straight and still won’t admit he’s wrong in the face of facts.

    • @MasterJoeKerr
      @MasterJoeKerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike Keller Two YEARS of investigation by the fbi and ZERO evidence of collusion. I drink liberal tears 🍸

    • @rosss1959
      @rosss1959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MasterJoeKerr ???????????????????????????????????? LOLOLOL. ALL those issues he had on the board (proving that Trump is a habitual liar, and you're calling Colbert a liar?). Well....One thing that Trump didn't lie about. He once (maybe even more) stated during a campaign speech, "I could go out and shoot somebody......AND MY SUPPORTERS WOULD REMAIN LOYAL TO ME"......

    • @Aqsticgod
      @Aqsticgod 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mike Keller why? because CNN told you so, cuz you have a TV? grow up will you, the pathetic one is you if you believe every bit of info given to you by the partisan media. ZERO evidence. ZERO which means not even evidence against the claim which leads to the question, wtf was happening in the investigation? Maybe you should reconsider your intellect when it comes to news because if you truly believe what you said, then youre no better than the MSM right now.

    • @jamarr81
      @jamarr81 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MasterJoeKerr EIGHT years of fruitless Hillary investigations and ZERO charges, much less evidence of any illegal actions. It's only been TWO years for Trump and we already have 37 indictments. Thanks for all those great TEARS, kid.

  • @pattydorr4848
    @pattydorr4848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Your gift of humor and satire is keeping a lot of us sane. It is also a tool you are using well to clarify some truths otherwise clouded in gaslighting by the WH.

    • @laughinggirl1871
      @laughinggirl1871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👏👏👏

    • @crystaldunkin864
      @crystaldunkin864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MAGA Go put on your hat. That makes you feel pretty good, right?

    • @imperatorvictix.444
      @imperatorvictix.444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What humor or satire? He sits on stage crying about Trump 24/7. When Trumps two terms are up so is his career, whats he gonna go back to, talking about Cliven Bundy?

    • @imperatorvictix.444
      @imperatorvictix.444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MAGA Thats called Liberalism. Its a disease. Produces weaklings, both mentally and physically.

    • @backintheday3097
      @backintheday3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imperatorvictix.444 A sad side effect of a diet that consists primarily of soy.

  • @housedivided4225
    @housedivided4225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Isn’t this the guy who said that Donald trump wouldn’t be president?

    • @Davidisawesome15
      @Davidisawesome15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s an absolute clown

    • @benjamindench7500
      @benjamindench7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To be fair, most people didn’t think he would be president.

  • @thomasmichaelabbott18
    @thomasmichaelabbott18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funny how you have a comedian twisting and bending information spewing rhetorical pablum and almost no one in the audience understands what their listening to. Kind of scary.

  • @scMarth
    @scMarth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    One of the items on the list "can't close umbrella" 😂😂

    • @tonyplow9219
      @tonyplow9219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      scMarth, Wow you got Trump now if only he wasn't your president! LOL! umbrella does that make you happy? Cut down on the soy its making you stupid!

    • @scMarth
      @scMarth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Projecting much, trumptard?

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's doing in on many comments,just ignore him he's clearly mentally deficient.can't help people like him.

    • @NiecieSavo
      @NiecieSavo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How is soy even an insult? It's one of the biggest exports the US has. Morons 🙄

    • @jerryfraley5904
      @jerryfraley5904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about the water bottle wierdness? It was like a baby trying to hold onto a bowling ball....

  • @simpleminded1uk
    @simpleminded1uk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    He had the biggest inaugural crowd of all time... but the vampires don't show up on the pictures.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL!

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL! Vampires don't drink orange kool-aid!!!

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😁😁😁

    • @DrSealambert
      @DrSealambert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And vampires dies in day light. Maybe his inauguration should have been held at night. Lol.

    • @yammyamm8480
      @yammyamm8480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Filthy Daywalkers!

  • @garciabeto760
    @garciabeto760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    stephen colbert is a beast!!! thug life ! hahahah stephen colbert for president 2020

  • @shaunmurphy2414
    @shaunmurphy2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do you remember when the big scandal was Michelle Obama wearing sleeveless dresses?
    Ahhhh. Those were the days.