Fun fact: Plague doctors were used during a plague (duh) and the beak was full of spices while the robes were covered in wax. Everyone thought the plague was caused by bad air which is why they soaked the robes in wax, it was actually fleas but since the robes were layered with wax, they never got the plague due to fleas not being able to get through the wax
13:54 For anyone wondering, "What the Health" is essentially a super-vegan documentary with tons of twisted truths, misleading facts, and downright stupid assumptions. Perfect example: "eating bacon increases your risk of cancer by 20%". In general, a person's risk of any cancer in their lifetime is 5%, and eating bacon EVERY DAY increases that to 6%. Six is indeed 20% higher than five, but it's exaggerating the truth.
The electric fence one reminds me of the story of the man who got arrested for yelling at a teenager breaking into his house and literally threatening the man with a hammer and all the man did was yell at the teenager
The brush teeth before a dentist appointment is something that should be widespread, if you brush your teeth before a dentist appointment the dentist can see somewhat how you brush when you brush effectively. And yeah, bad teeth is kind of a big problem in most countries, a main reason is because your teeth seem very good for so long until you become older and your body focuses on the vital body parts
at 18:33 this is so true. When I was a manager, if I needed to talk to someone later about just normal stuff, I'd say "I need to talk to you when you have a chance... nothing bad, so don't panic."
My late husband was a leftie. So is my oldest daughter. She was a year & a half old when I met him. Then we had my youngest 2 years later. Half my family were lefties. I do understand the struggle. Those kid scissors that the school provided for the kids really only work if you hold them in your right hand at a specific angle. I had to buy my daughter her own scissors. Both my late husband & my oldest had to sit on opposing corners of the table at family gatherings. My late husband was in the medical field & he had to order some of his own specialized equipment. People just don't really realize how many things are designed for right handed people.
hey, person scrolling through the comments, i have stopped you here to tell you i have an unnecessary amount of kit-kats in my right pocket and i will not elaborate further.
The dentist one reminds me of that time the dentist told me (who use to barely brush my teeth) that I had perfect teeth and that my parents (who brush their teeth regularly) had brushed their teeth too much needed to do it less. Let's say my parents and I came to a consensus that day that we'd never go back to that dentist again. 🤣
@@minelliabrissiaud2321 I think the perfect teeth thing could have been an exaggeration, but they were otherwise fine, however playing devils advocate, I guess it's possible that the dentist was lying and purposely trying to make your tooth health deteriorate so they can make more money from tooth fillings idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
that meme about parents getting angry when their kid is a decent human being BUT tHeY pLaY ViDeOgAmEs is so accurate, but my mom took a step further and she even takes offence that i don't drink and go to parties...she's saying that i should be doing that to make mistakes, hence to experience life and it's the most frustrating and baffling thing to me that she wants me to do bad choices to learn from them because like- i already know that they are mistakes, that's why i'm not doing it xD
@BlackARoss Kiryuu if your mother is actively trying to encourage you to make mistakes so you can experience life, that usually is a result of what she did when she was younger, however, I don't know how she was raised so take everything I say with a grain of salt. However that does sound like a cool mom, funny too, have a good day sir/ma'am
Maybe she thinks that all teenagers are supposed to do things like that, and she's angry that you're not 'normal.' My own mother isn't happy that I don't go outside enough... But I mean. Where would I go???
After my neighbors kid (about 3 years younger than me) went through a drug fiasco and a lawyer in their senior year, my parents became suddenly a lot more quieter about me (a dude in 3rd year college) and my PC…. Though, I feel like my parents were pretty understanding through out. Minus that decade old thing of not being able to pause a live match game.
My parents constantly yelled at me about smart financial choices and are still trying to force me into college before i can afford it. So that ill end up in debt until im 60 like a good little american
Songs getting stuck in your head is your brain going, "I KNOW THERE IS MORE TO THIS, I JUST FORGOT WHERE I PUT IT" Listening to the entire song from start to finish once or twice should get it unstuck. Reading the lyrics while singing the song should do the same
2:20 This reminds me of my first "Salesman in E-Commerce" book. It is riddled with errors from start to finish, calling Business-to-Business B2C at some point.
13:50 ik this is late but 1 egg a day doesn't equal to 5 cigarettes a day. One egg a day will not lead to heart disease while a cigarette might as well given enough time. This is why you fact-check crazy information before taking it as fact.
@@captainnemolostintheocean1652 I guess. You choose to believe that certain categories should have rights. For example; I could choose not to believe in left handed rights. I no longer believe left handed people should have rights.
Boss name: SS Left Information: Uses her left hand to destroy her opponents. When threatened, she skittles away like a spider except she only uses her left hand to do so. Danger level: Friendly( left handed) OH LAWD SHE COMIN' (right-handed a.k.a, normal people) This was a joke btw
8:57 "You gotta wait until just after the two, otherwise Luigi uses his magical powers to burn you to death." He will also say you are 100% depressed afterwards.
One: left handed. Ouch. Two: went to the dentist straight from work and said I didn't have tine to brush my teeth... hygienist said "Ew. Here is a brush and paste, go fix that."
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"left handed people don't exist"
Ambidextrous people: *fading in and out*
Welp guess I don’t exist
@@PsnWasTaken wait your left handed that's neat
@@alastortheradiodemon1104 i am too but i dont exsit... just ur imagination
huh, I didn't know I don't exist.
im perfectly ok with that whole phone on both sides thing.
what really bothers me is tilting it so its up and down.
EmKay says: "Trans rights!"
Also EmKay: "Left-handed people aren't real."
Thomas Sanders: -_-
Before this, the only person I knew of that was a left hander was Sans
@@dabestorkposta *megalovainia intensifies*
W
*Wait, how do we even know if Sans is left-handed-*
Imma just put a meme here, don’t mind me.
Girls when they see a spider: 13:03
emkay: left handed people don’t exist.
my brother: *starts fading away*
Ye
Me:AAAAAGHHHH-(becomes a pot)
Guess I’m gone.
me: welp im out
Bye workd~
Fun fact: Plague doctors were used during a plague (duh) and the beak was full of spices while the robes were covered in wax. Everyone thought the plague was caused by bad air which is why they soaked the robes in wax, it was actually fleas but since the robes were layered with wax, they never got the plague due to fleas not being able to get through the wax
Everybody be talking about the left handed people but seriously the mouse in the thumbnail is *hecking CUTE*
It's very cute! I wonder how soft it is?
@@hawkfeather6802 *Very.*
It's a hamster.
@@a_littlecrow7155 But then why's it a mouse?
@@that_one_strange_person nope that's a hamster
"Emkay says trans rights"
Lexi: you bloody better
*loads gun* you better 🔫
As a Canadian I can confirm nibbling on the wooden stick of ice cream turns you into a Canadian
Same I am also a Beaver Bro
And chomping on living seal make you a polar bear. You can become a 5c or a 2$
I once turned a Popsicle stick into wood chips
4:46 Years later with the child now being an adult, this photo either became a family treasure, or one hell of a phobia-inducing psychological scar.
"Left handed people dont exist"
Me, who is left handed: Maybe i am right handed-
Or don’t exist
@@kingasasin177 *Slowly fades out of existence*
@@Zonokito *Oi Thanos!*
What did u gotta click your fingers?
@@aynat3068 Thats my new favorite sentence-
Dead and deaf baby feet are the cure
Robin: "EmKay says trans rights!"
*happy lexi noises*
Robin: Left handed people don't exist.
*sad DadBot noises :(*
when the host of emkay says "i'll catch you later" but instead you get kidnapped by some random guy at a parking lot
13:54 For anyone wondering, "What the Health" is essentially a super-vegan documentary with tons of twisted truths, misleading facts, and downright stupid assumptions.
Perfect example: "eating bacon increases your risk of cancer by 20%". In general, a person's risk of any cancer in their lifetime is 5%, and eating bacon EVERY DAY increases that to 6%. Six is indeed 20% higher than five, but it's exaggerating the truth.
It's prob like 0.05 for 5%
So 0.05+ 20%
I just watched it.
That shit was downright hilarious
"Remember kids, Emkay says trans rights."
You did not give me a heads up I'd be here smiling for the rest of the day *help*
I feel so valid
@@Ecofriendlyant Sameeeee
Daddy_McWhoreDick same holy shit-
I love your name thingy. Thank you ❤
Should be equal rights for everyone.
"Left-handed people aren't real."
Me: ok *fades away*
Fade away
Fade away
Fade away
Fade away
Fade Away
The electric fence one reminds me of the story of the man who got arrested for yelling at a teenager breaking into his house and literally threatening the man with a hammer and all the man did was yell at the teenager
Congrats you made me lose even more faith at humanity I have like 27% left of faith rn
We're half way to getting the shower recording lol
"Left-handed aren't real"
Me a left-handed person
*questions whole existence*
"Maybe I'm a monster"
We are the same
Maybe I am a a simulation
What are we...?
Left-handers!
Assemble!
“Left handed people don’t exist”
Me: * slowly vanishing *
same
Good bye
i feel ya
same 😔
Same
4:34 I believe in magic and I wear a face-mask PROPERLY every time I go out.
2:06 That line of text is literally what I learned in class in a nutshell
Robin's therapist: "Left handed people aren't real, they can't hurt you"
Left handed people like me: "The day I lost my identity"
Saaamee
Who dare summon me
Same
i have appeared to give you a like, now tell robin to give us our identity back
Imagine: Left handed emojis.
"What, you turn into a Canadian?"
*HEY* we only eat wood for lunch on Mondays
really? one of my distant cousins that lives in Toronto eats wood for lunch on weekends.
and wednesdays
EXACTLY
The other days , we are eating sirop
@@hellofriends280 and poutine
“Name a more toxic community, I’ll wait”
Me: every singly inhabitable planet
I have an identical looking mouse. It's so high tech that it drinks water, eats and runs around
Robin: “Wait a minute, the jazz music stopped?!??”
Music: *doesn’t stop*
**Visible confusion**
@HanHanPlayz #g
@@HieuNguyen-dv3ld #h
@Front-facing Phineas #j
@@dootdagame #k
Robin’s right, I’m left handed and I also don’t exist. I’m a figment of your collective imagination.
Huh. Neat.
Haha. Fool I won't be able to exist ˢᵒᵒⁿ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿ⁻
@@CyoPaws huh?
Where’d ya go?
im a left handed people and im real... or not?
Damn this comment makes me question this reality even more considering I never met you before to know 😅
The brush teeth before a dentist appointment is something that should be widespread, if you brush your teeth before a dentist appointment the dentist can see somewhat how you brush when you brush effectively. And yeah, bad teeth is kind of a big problem in most countries, a main reason is because your teeth seem very good for so long until you become older and your body focuses on the vital body parts
at 18:33 this is so true. When I was a manager, if I needed to talk to someone later about just normal stuff, I'd say "I need to talk to you when you have a chance... nothing bad, so don't panic."
"Left handed people aren't real."
Me: But I'm lef- *fades away*
Oh frick I'm left ha-
I'm right handed
I survived
What a load of bs I’m left han-
Yes i'm righ-
No i did not fade away i'm le-
I’m both so does half of me disappear? 🤠
“Left handed people don’t exist”
Me, a lefty: Mr stark I don’t feel so good
I don’t feel to good....
yes
I'm both handed
@@researchertoast hi ambidextrous.
Im left handed, but my right hand is like "I MUST WRITE SQUIGLE".
12:23 this guy’s gonna be a milionare
16:00 the water is warm. thats the only reason why
ok sometimes arguments but still
“Why isn’t my mouse working?”
The hamster questioning its existence:
Pretty sure that is a mouse.
@@RaraZeCat no thats a hamster
@@RaraZeCat hampter
Well all are the same they have a hole
@@uhappynowuhappynow116 NO-
"Left handed people aren't real"
Its was a joke but.... ow
damn
I wish we didn't no school work or anything
My late husband was a leftie. So is my oldest daughter. She was a year & a half old when I met him. Then we had my youngest 2 years later. Half my family were lefties. I do understand the struggle.
Those kid scissors that the school provided for the kids really only work if you hold them in your right hand at a specific angle. I had to buy my daughter her own scissors. Both my late husband & my oldest had to sit on opposing corners of the table at family gatherings. My late husband was in the medical field & he had to order some of his own specialized equipment. People just don't really realize how many things are designed for right handed people.
Was bout to say that
Bold of you to assume it was a joke
hey, person scrolling through the comments, i have stopped you here to tell you i have an unnecessary amount of kit-kats in my right pocket and i will not elaborate further.
Can I have one?
The levels of sass that emits from Robin is ✨ *i m m a c u l a t e* ✨
wait female jesus is real?
@@lokthrylarsen9492 yes.
@@ItswasThatGuy LMAO
Shesus Christ
Never did I think I'd respectfully simp for female Jesus
“What, do you become a Canadian?” I breathed from my noise.
I’m a Canadian I don’t know what you mean by that
You need to be BORN a Canadian to BE a Canadian
@@GabrielTheGreat001 I was born a Canadian I was born in Toronto Canada
I was a Canada
Same
“Left handed people aren’t real.”
Me: Mr. Emkay, I don’t feel so g-
The dentist one reminds me of that time the dentist told me (who use to barely brush my teeth) that I had perfect teeth and that my parents (who brush their teeth regularly) had brushed their teeth too much needed to do it less. Let's say my parents and I came to a consensus that day that we'd never go back to that dentist again. 🤣
It is possible that you can brush your teeth too much you know, if you brush too much it's possible that you've scraped off enamel.
@@Dingleeater That is possible. But for that dentist to say I had perfect teeth, that was sketchy.
@@minelliabrissiaud2321 I think the perfect teeth thing could have been an exaggeration, but they were otherwise fine, however playing devils advocate, I guess it's possible that the dentist was lying and purposely trying to make your tooth health deteriorate so they can make more money from tooth fillings idk
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@Dingleeater Funny thing is, he wasn't even a regular dentist I saw, it was on vacation and I didn't even live in that town XD
The intro screen is just slowly getting darker over like 3 years
Can’t wait til Emkay turns into from discord light mode to dark mode
*Harry potter theme intensifies
Oh my basement is darker than the thumbnail :)
@@yukatathe1channel 🤺 BACK 🤺 YOU 🤺 DEVILISH 🤺 SCOUNDREL 🤺
@@myah3617 who said I wasn’t one?
“Left handed people aren’t real”
A joke but it still kinda hurt.
Yup 😢
I'm ambidextrous but mainly left handed
Yup😔
@onix same but mainly right hand
Everybody talking about the left handed people but the hamster in the thumbnail is SO SO SOOO *HECKING CUTE*
Did anyone else hear the “HEE HEE” in the background at 19:28 😂
that meme about parents getting angry when their kid is a decent human being BUT tHeY pLaY ViDeOgAmEs is so accurate, but my mom took a step further and she even takes offence that i don't drink and go to parties...she's saying that i should be doing that to make mistakes, hence to experience life and it's the most frustrating and baffling thing to me that she wants me to do bad choices to learn from them because like- i already know that they are mistakes, that's why i'm not doing it xD
@BlackARoss Kiryuu if your mother is actively trying to encourage you to make mistakes so you can experience life, that usually is a result of what she did when she was younger, however, I don't know how she was raised so take everything I say with a grain of salt. However that does sound like a cool mom, funny too, have a good day sir/ma'am
Maybe she thinks that all teenagers are supposed to do things like that, and she's angry that you're not 'normal.' My own mother isn't happy that I don't go outside enough... But I mean. Where would I go???
After my neighbors kid (about 3 years younger than me) went through a drug fiasco and a lawyer in their senior year, my parents became suddenly a lot more quieter about me (a dude in 3rd year college) and my PC…. Though, I feel like my parents were pretty understanding through out. Minus that decade old thing of not being able to pause a live match game.
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My parents constantly yelled at me about smart financial choices and are still trying to force me into college before i can afford it. So that ill end up in debt until im 60 like a good little american
Emkay: says left handed people don’t exist.
Me: am I a fake human
You are
Yes
Absolutely
Yes just like me
I am not
7:04 you’re narrating an EmKay video on the subreddit r/Me_irl. You’re welcome! :)
'once you've read the dictionary every other book is just a remix '
Me:the dictionary is a remix of the alphabet
Movie: Starts
Movie Actor: "It all stared whe-"
My Mom:
*Who are you?*
Edit: Sheeeesh there's a whole lotta overkill fans, nice
Nice overkill logo
I remember after watching avengers infinity war when the text said "thanos will return" my mother legit said "whos thanos"
why BECAUSE
Lol that a hit 6
This me alway why WHY AM I MOM >:-(
all arguments against nokia 3310: *exist*
me: "but snek"
Good point
i love how robin just openly talks about his political beliefs, i aspire to have such strength
[Emkay] left handed people aren't real [Me] questioning my existence
My dad once messaged me this: *"Time to remove the stench from your exoskeleton"*
It means it's bath time.
I'm gonna say this to my future kids.
@@ren9500 same
*D:*
@@RTDelete skin? lmao is it hard being that stupid
@@dannlynch8710 skin isn''t an exoskeleton though...
90% of people in comments: left handed arent real
10% of people in comments: any other meme
*9.9%
0:17 rihno loveliveserve
Robin: "left handed people aren't real"
My mum: *fades away*
"name a more toxic community, I'll wait" **shows earth**
me: "ok" **shows Venus**
this hurt me too
XD
i dont want to ruin the 99 likes but im sorry it got to 100
@@1nd1a74 tbh, I didn't even know I got 100 likes on this
@HanHanPlayz Uranus
hehehehehehehe
*Nose exhale
“Left handed people aren’t real”
Me: ._.
Me:._
Me: .
Me:
IT NEVER EXISTED. DO. NOT. SPEAK. ABOUT. IT.
bye woody
Me:
Me
M
So now i am a lefthanded TOASTER
me: i dont feel so good
“Wait a moment, the jazz music stopped?!”
_The jazz music never stops_
The thumbnail:
"I see your Magic Keyboard, and I raise you Magic Mouse."
"left handed people aren't real"
Me: it all makes sense now i don't exist
Isn't his profile a picture of a left hand?
@@god2593 Sadly, no. It is a right hand
@@computercat4281 It twas a joke my child.
I also do not exsist
F in the chat for every guy who had his girl stolen by Ryan
Ha! Too bad for him, he cant steal anything from me because im socially uncapable 🙂
F
f i guess
Robin, "I am not going to read the dictionary"
Me, "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!"
5:46 PACHYCEPHALO-SLEEPING-WITH-YOUR-GIRL
“Left handed people don’t exist”
Me, a right handed person: Ok
When a pc gamer asks why the mouse isn’t working but then suddenly it starts glowing
*Chernobil gamers be like*
You play pc?
Songs getting stuck in your head is your brain going, "I KNOW THERE IS MORE TO THIS, I JUST FORGOT WHERE I PUT IT"
Listening to the entire song from start to finish once or twice should get it unstuck. Reading the lyrics while singing the song should do the same
2:20 This reminds me of my first "Salesman in E-Commerce" book.
It is riddled with errors from start to finish, calling Business-to-Business B2C at some point.
“Left handed people aren’t real”
Me who uses both hands:*nervous laughter*
I can fix that with a butcher knife.
@@god2593 thanks man
@@squeryneryn No problem my child.
I'm ambidextrous and so are you!!
Doctor: you have one minute to live
Me: *shows uno reverse card*
Doctor: son of a bi...
_Wait that is illegal_
"....."
_"listen here you little shi"_
doc : *show 2*
Doctor: **shows cancel card**
Doctor: *I THINK THE FUCK NOT.*
@@agneyaverma598 I love democrocy.
That professional grave crier is actually something that was normal about 2000 years ago, though maybe not quite like that.
6:36 If you recognize the cosplay her father is wearing, you are a legend
Emkay: left hands don’t exist me: maybe I’m a non existent beaver because I am Canadian
*Angry beaver noises*
But I’m British
I'm Canadian and I'm right handed
"Left handed people aren't real"
Me, a left-handed person : *slowly begins to dematerialize*
Making this minute feel like a lifetime
Me: isn't it gonna be a lifetime regardless?
6:31 is so true though except it’s with my bed instead of a couch
"Left-handed people aren't real"
Me who is left-handed: The F%ck
Same here.
Me trying to go full ambidextrous: *Mr Stark I don't feel so good*
@@romeenanarayan5874 same (2)
@@adrenaline3326 same (3)
@Mina Ashido same (6)
"Left-handed people arn't real."
Me: **Vine boom**
(At Starbucks interview)
Manager: So what are your qualifications?
Person: Domestic violence.
Manager: You’re hired!
"Why isnt the mouse working?"
Try smashing and hitting it always works for me
HOW COULD U
R/cursedcomments
NOOOOOOO
But now there blood on my computer 🙁
@UTGH aahhhggg
“Left handed people aren’t real.”
Aight, imma die
Guess I'll Die
yep I died
will I be halved?
emkay doesn't believe in me
13:50 ik this is late but 1 egg a day doesn't equal to 5 cigarettes a day. One egg a day will not lead to heart disease while a cigarette might as well given enough time. This is why you fact-check crazy information before taking it as fact.
I had a true spit-out-drink-from-laughing moment at the Greek astrologers one
"Left handed people are not real"
Me: *Mr. Stark i don't feel so good*
isn't mr stark left handed?
@@bananakanee7948 ...*MR.STARK NOOO*
Man, and he refuses to believe in us...
@@zelda_mp5924 yeah......
@@mollygrader4918 lets kidnap robin and turn him left handed
"emkay says trans rights"
Lexi is trans so I'd hope you'd believe in trans rights
Who is lexi
@@yoshtomah5662 one of the narrators
@@SmolChild1173 thx
Can people choose to "believe" in rights? 0:
@@captainnemolostintheocean1652 I guess. You choose to believe that certain categories should have rights. For example; I could choose not to believe in left handed rights. I no longer believe left handed people should have rights.
I brush my teeth before the dentists because I don't want the guy to deal with my death smell
1:51 How tf is a book more supportive them my dad-
Emkay: says left handed people don’t exist
Me: *mesa disappearing*
im also disappearing like freaking thanos
Robin: left handed people dont exist
Me: 😶🌫️
That "revenge bedtime procrastination" hit home with me..
"EmKay supports Trans rights."
me: The fastest like in the west
?
@@tiffanywozniak4478 ?
Ha gay
@Faiyaz Ahmed Lexi is trans :)
7:14 as a Canadian, I can confirm we regularly turn into beavers and back
I also can comfirm
Me and my sister every time Robin says left handed people aren’t real: *oh no, mesa disappearing*
Emkay: Left handed ppl aren't real.
Me: *fades away*
“EmKay says Trans rights”
I stan
Robin: "Left-handed people don't exist."
Me, a left-handed person: You fear what you don't understand, Robin.
*skitters away on just my left hand*
*WHAT*
Boss name: SS Left
Information:
Uses her left hand to destroy her opponents. When threatened, she skittles away like a spider except she only uses her left hand to do so.
Danger level: Friendly( left handed)
OH LAWD SHE COMIN' (right-handed a.k.a, normal people)
This was a joke btw
Ah, a strength player using a dex build for the first time
@@TECh-wg7mv I LOVE THIS
@@whyiwakeup6460 You fear what you don't understand,,
8:57 "You gotta wait until just after the two, otherwise Luigi uses his magical powers to burn you to death."
He will also say you are 100% depressed afterwards.
Emkay: I am not gonna read the god damn dictionary
MrBeast: Hold my Money
Nah nah nah Hold my money for 24 hours
One: left handed. Ouch.
Two: went to the dentist straight from work and said I didn't have tine to brush my teeth... hygienist said "Ew. Here is a brush and paste, go fix that."
"What? You turn into a Canadian?"
*Me, a Canadian:* **visible anger**
North Carolina probably has among the most random weather in the US. One day it’s 80 degrees, another it’s snowing, and the next it’s a hurricane.