More accurate beginning: Summer: I wish I wasn't warm! Winter: I wish I wasn't cold! Spring: I wish it wasn't raining! Autumn: *I wish I felt emotion.*
i'm one of those people who's just happy for no reason, which is especially impressive considering that i've dealt with cancer and a broken leg at the same time (triumphed both btw) edit: broken toe also in the mix, also love the positivity in the replies :)
In the same order, mine are more like. -Are you god damn insane, wear some clothing up there. Are you trying to kill me? -Do you really still need heat on? -If I open the window, traffic will wake me. If I don't I'll turn over my pillow/ duvet all night. -It's dark long enough that I can fall asleep before the sun rises.
I'm the type of person that gets anxious and/or angry if you don't respond within half an hour. As it so happens I live in a family of people who almost never do.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Ok hear me out: If students have to pay more than they can afford for college, and teachers are being underpaid, even at colleges, WHERE IS ALL THE MONEY GOING?
"Man spends 90 minutes a day online" *laughs in 12 hours a day* edit: can you guys stop replying i wanna stop seeing the same goddamn comments over and over.
9:14 I really appreciate knowing that Albany supports the whole LGBTQI+ community, which of course stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and Irish.
Others: Summer: I wish It was cold Winter: I wish it was warm Spring: I wish I was happy Me: Summer: I wish I was dead Winter: I wish I was dead Spring: I wish I was dead Autumn: Why can't I just be happy?
1:30 I knit an Arizona green tea sweater last year, still one of my finest creations. The little blossoms on the tree are crocheted separately and attached, so cute!
8:00 too relatable, i need to study for exams and get all 5's from them when the school year start sacrificing my old lazy life and literaly making my sanity go to hell, if i will make it, in middle school (millitary pilot school) i will be literaly destroyed, i will get ptsd, depression and be more of an introvert while trying to survive in hellhole, and become a millitary pilot, but a person i stand next to everyday needs literaly nothing to be happy with his life
*The price going up to the hundreds when your going grocery shopping, a normal person* “aw man” my family going shopping and it going over 200 “this is normal”
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 209 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
summer: i wish it were colder winter: i wish it were warm spring: i wish i was happy me: laughs, *realizes it spring* Edit: I came back to this about a year later and its spring again...
2:20 the book is called "1984" by george orwell, we made a joke with my friends and all of us read it. I dont like reading, at all. This book is spooky.
13:02 if anyone's looking for an anime to watch, this is called Shirokuma Café (Polar Bear Café). It's a super wholesome anime and it is on Crunchyroll. It deserves a lot more fans than it has.
Summer: I wish it was colder Winter: I wish it was warmer Spring: I wish I was happy Autumn: where did my sanity go I wond- OMG A LEAF THAT'S CRUSTY. TIME FOR A CRUNCH *no crunch* oh- that's why I can't find my sanity ;-;
Summer: I wish it was colder! Winter: I wish it was warmer! Spring: I wish my allergies stopped! Fall: P E R F E C T I O - No, wait, I still wish it was warmer.
PE Teachers often have 3 choices when deciding what to make kids do during class 1. a fun creative activity where everyone including unfit kids want to partake in 2. some kind of sport (either just give them a ball and just have them play it with no instruction or act like their professional players and yell at them when they do bad) 3. do laps and or pushups and sit-ups guess which ones they pick
6:32 r/woooosh time,but this might save someone's pc - If such thing happens ALWAYS,aka your pc starts to work faster when task manager is on,congratulations,you have a 80% chance to have few crypto miners that steal your ram and cpu. This is a sort of really good stealth defence,when you open a task manager,miner virus instantly closes itself and gives back your resources. Take a GOOOOOD note on theese words
Summer: ,"I wish it was colder."
Winter: ,"I wish it was warmer."
Spring: ,"I hate allergies."
Autumn: It's too hot/cold
Autumn: I'm just sad.
I agree for summer but not spring or winter
winter: is perfect
Spring: b u g s
More accurate autumn: hehehe funni leafs go brrrrr
Spring: I wish I didn't have allergies
Summer: I wish I didn't have allergies
Fall: Nice
Winter: ... I wish I didn't have allergies
"you may be old, but are you this old?"
me, someone who isn't even finished with middle school yet: yes.
Same I am 13 and I did this in elementary
My brother hasn't even finished elementary school yet and we both did that
As a 19 yo, I agree
R/Relatable
I'm 12 lol I did this maybe 5 yrs ago
Summer: "I wish it was colder."
Winter: "I wish it was warmer."
Spring: "I wish I was happy."
Fall: "Perfection."
fall: punkin spice
@@unagrimm1156 oh god no
I live on tropical country so I haven't experienced autumn so sorry if I'm wrong, Autumn: "I wish I would never clean the fallen leaves."
Fall: yard work
Fall: I wish fall existed instead of being a 2-day drop from 75 degrees to 56 degrees
More accurate beginning:
Summer: I wish I wasn't warm!
Winter: I wish I wasn't cold!
Spring: I wish it wasn't raining!
Autumn: *I wish I felt emotion.*
Autumn: I wish I could go outside!
Spring allergies: suprise bitch
@@amyartlover seasonal allergies more like it
I like autumn, more like
*i wish i had cuddles*
@@seleverthecatboy2394 Okay Catra from “She-Ra Princess of Power”
80% of the memes on me irl are:
"I have depression"
"I have ADHD and/or autism"
"America is Hell"
edit: stop liking this what the hell
I'm only one of them
Me who is all three
Relatable
@@coltoncycotte8681 Same 🙃
@@coltoncycotte8681 same sharty
@@coltoncycotte8681 as an american i agree
Robin: it’s just like toilet paper-
Charmin toilet paper ad: *_alright, I think it’s time boys._*
Bro I also got a Charmin ad
Feel that
yeah thanks, ima put away the moisturizer 🧴 🧻
@@uretalz you’ve become the very thing you’ve swore to destroy
@@wtf-_-bro destroy? We allow it. Did you Know sex can help you calm down? And maybe heal? That is why we have sperm donation.
"Well, jeez, with a mouth like that, can you can give him something a little bigger next time? I think he can handle it"
-Robin, 2021
Best quote so far
Anyone wanna hear my drum solo
Stay fresh cheese bags
@@Artsy_Fella Oh no, no, no.....
"Man spends 90 minutes a day online"
The rest of the day: Offline games
Weak
This hurts me because I have zoom
Relatable
90 MINUTES THATS FUCKING WEAK I PLAY AT LEAST 13 HOURS A DAY PLAYING HE IS WEAK!!!
Exactly the opposite for me lol )no hate like these other people(
i'm one of those people who's just happy for no reason, which is especially impressive considering that i've dealt with cancer and a broken leg at the same time (triumphed both btw)
edit: broken toe also in the mix, also love the positivity in the replies :)
Me reading this: :'} congrats
Congrats man!
Is it possible to learn this powrr
Me too but without the cancer and broken leg part
(PS: congrats man!)
That’s great! Congratulations!
When your teacher says you’re good at something when in reality everybody else in your class can do it except you
Everybody gangsta till they're looking for an adult to handle the situation and realize they're the adult
Buckets are the best animal
@@betsydierlam561 aren’t they a fruit, though
@@blizzardgaming7070 *Nah I'm pretty sure it's a microwave meal*
@@fishkid1177 what abOUT BOTH
@@owenroughley1889 *:0*
the "they're all so talented" meme always makes me feel like crying it's so wholesome...
Mike Baldwin, made merchandise when he was close to dying. What an absolute legend.
Just know, I can and will ruin your 420 likes
@Kneem screw you I did it before you could.
Same did to technoblade
Technoblade did AFTER he died. Mf released merch as a ghost.
@@LucornTheCorn I was about to say the same thing
Ah yes, the four seasons:
Crank Up The Heating
I’m Super Depressed!
Crank Up The Fan
Crunchy Leaf Time
My seasons are just singing “sherry” help
Then crank that souljaboy
In the same order, mine are more like.
-Are you god damn insane, wear some clothing up there. Are you trying to kill me?
-Do you really still need heat on?
-If I open the window, traffic will wake me. If I don't I'll turn over my pillow/
duvet all night.
-It's dark long enough that I can fall asleep before the sun rises.
Crunchy Depression time
There is only one season: Depression
Summer: I wish it was colder
Winter: I wish it was warmer
Spring: I wish I was happy
Fall: *I am the answer to your troubles*
Fall: I wish I didn’t have school
@@solaaaris fall is the best season for forest fires
@@panthererousse r/holup
@TheDogjam I mean their not wrong
@@youtubewatcher198 indeed i literally googled "what’s the best season for forest fires" just to make that joke
So, I’ve learned that Robin interacts with Gods today.
Yes.
Spelled desperate wrong
@@WooperTrooper2 ?
@@Glxstride he wants Robin to heart his comment or reply to it so he is desperate
Lexi?
2:33 omg someone actually photoshopped a cameraman into the picture, I love it!
What do you mean? He was actually there when the picture was taken.
ye, he was there when that happened
2:59 the fact that its callmekevin and rt just makes it even better
It’s perfect
Kevin and RT in an EmKay video, “I dig that”
*"Patterson fire a warning shot"*
*"Sir this is an M32 Grenade Launcher"*
*"Eh potato potato, just fire it Patterson"*
Sir this is a T34 85, also Rob the balloon guy looks like a weird TheRussianBadger
Sir, this is an A10 Warthog
@@TheMonsterGaming54 Sir, why are you in a drive through with a kv2, this is a Wendy's
Brouhaha you just made me re watch Russian bagger after so long thank you
"It's like toilet paper. Who the hell isn't buying it!?"
Me and my family: **bidet user noises**
I still use toilet paper after using a bidet lol
You guys scare me
@@kettenkrad777 *Pathetic*
W A T E R
@@error-bi2ls yes
No-one needs to ask what CallmeKeven and RT say or send to each other, it’s always going to have the chance to be a meme.
nice name
2:48
I really wish that dangerouslyFunny and KallMeKevin would do a crossover
@@ShadowEval Funny thing, DangerouslyFunny and CallMeKevin did do a crossover of GTA with GrayStillPlays. It was glorious.
As a dedicated fnaf fan…
I love your name.
9:12 As an Irish person, and a Non-binary person (Trans Umbrella), I must give this a 10/10
But what about the
👏💖💛💙pancakes💙💛💖👏?
Because idk Ireland kinna sus lately
Think we have an impostor among us
@@tamiromero6987 We are kinda s u s aren’t we 🤔
What the hell is trans spectrum?? It sounds like a fuckin alien space gun or an outerspace themed WWE wrestler lmao
@@itzholloe636 Oops I meant Umbrella lol
@@itzholloe636 that sounds like the coolest alien space gun ever
As a Mormon, I could not hold my laughter at the 90 minute joke
I actually recently got a Google extension because Google didn't have a dark theme and it was driving me insane
What is that exstention called?
WHAT IS THE EXTENSION CALLED!
@keyalessa Will check out. Thank you!
u can change it in the bottom right when ur on the home page or whatever it is and make it black or grey
"Your tongue and your fingers don't see eye to eye"
Ok that's a good one.
0:25 Scott the Woz would make a fucking GREAT Spider-Man.
YEEAAAAH
I'm the type of person that gets anxious and/or angry if you don't respond within half an hour. As it so happens I live in a family of people who almost never do.
Same
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Oh my
Sorry to hear that
what
im having a stroke reading this
@@sigmameal.skibidislicers what?
Ok hear me out: If students have to pay more than they can afford for college, and teachers are being underpaid, even at colleges, WHERE IS ALL THE MONEY GOING?
The government/owners of the building
so remember baby boomers getting free college
@Insomnia_Gaming they don’t have 10 yachts? Jesus they’re practically in poverty!
The money sucking government
Alcohol /j
"Are you Mormon?"
Yes, I am, I have spent over 6 days worth of hours a week on my computer.
Bro, same here. We're not freaking amish
@@Nashvillecoug Finally people who get it!!!
@@nathanielbmemevault9008 yeah!
remove the m in the middle
I'm so happy I found others! My Mormon friends don't even look at memes... Once I said pog and they looked at me like I was talking in tongues...
"Man spends 90 minutes a day online"
*laughs in 12 hours a day*
edit: can you guys stop replying i wanna stop seeing the same goddamn comments over and over.
Laughs in 16+ hours a day
*laughs in 25+ hours per day*
@@LeQuassler *hol up*
@@LeQuassler hol up
@@LeQuassler hol up
9:14 I really appreciate knowing that Albany supports the whole LGBTQI+ community, which of course stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and Irish.
Irish is the only valid one lol. *because IM IRISH*
L=lesbian, g=gay, b=bi, t=trans, q=queer, I=Irish, a=Albany
@@3mily2.0 l
As a Texan, the first one was very relatable.
Honestly one week we are below freezing with ice, the next its 80
Same
yeah everyone knows, only texans can feel cold or warm
As an Arkansan I can also agree.
as a nebraskan it’s very relatable
"It's like toilet paper, who the hell isn't buying it?"
Never ask those types of questions. NEVER.
Muslims: Bojour
@@ravenouself4181 French people: hola senorita
Indian:Namaste
Malay : Pagi
Indonesian:*wkwkwk in disgust*
4:10 this is one of the most wholesome things i've ever seen
Meanwhile in tropical countries:
Summer : "i wish less hot and fire"
Rainy : "i wish less hot and flood"
2:50 lmao Dan the Villain and Kevin the Sadist.
I am so happy I wasn’t the only one to see this
They are speaking the language of the bathroom gods
He never fails to make anyone stop laughing in this universe until we noticed this universe is a damn VR game
“90 minutes what are you mormon?” Made me die ad a former mormon
I am a mormon, and I found that extremely annoying. We aren't that strict people.
@@honoraelarreau1970 exactly
@@honoraelarreau1970 lol, let's confuse the non members, I'll start, C U L T U R A L H A L L
@@3lixerrr Activity days
Last time i was this early..Damien was still here
wHo's DAmIeN?
He was brought back
Depression
Look for the videos he did with one topic 😊
0:03 Arizonans: I wish we had more than one season
fr tho i
Fall: I wish I was coarmer
They do,UNBEARABLE SUMMER,and Minnesota summer
8:52 "this asian-american woman has been having a year of bad days without committing any hate crimes"
Me: AMATEUR!!!
Never thought _cheese bag_ would be a slightly heartwarming compliment.
Robin: I don't quite get this sub yet...
Also Robin: I have been in 60% of these pictures and I DON'T LIKE IT.
Others:
Summer: I wish It was cold
Winter: I wish it was warm
Spring: I wish I was happy
Me:
Summer: I wish I was dead
Winter: I wish I was dead
Spring: I wish I was dead
Autumn: Why can't I just be happy?
Relatable asf.
1:30 I knit an Arizona green tea sweater last year, still one of my finest creations. The little blossoms on the tree are crocheted separately and attached, so cute!
8:00 too relatable, i need to study for exams and get all 5's from them when the school year start sacrificing my old lazy life and literaly making my sanity go to hell, if i will make it, in middle school (millitary pilot school) i will be literaly destroyed, i will get ptsd, depression and be more of an introvert while trying to survive in hellhole, and become a millitary pilot, but a person i stand next to everyday needs literaly nothing to be happy with his life
Horror every other year: *scary*
Horror in 2020: *coughs*
4:13 why do I find this one just wholesome-
What in the world is it pfp
"Are you mormon?" best Robin quote imo
8:37
the way he says "Not the monkey!" is so satisfying to me and i don't know why
monke
*The price going up to the hundreds when your going grocery shopping, a normal person* “aw man” my family going shopping and it going over 200 “this is normal”
Big family go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Over-buyers go BRRRRRVVVVBVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRR
Dang. I’m so happy. I actually get likes. Ty guys!
Summer: I wish it was colder
Winter: I wish it was warmer
Spring: I wish i didn't have allergies
Autumn: I wish leaves would rake themselves
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 209 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Approved
Approved
How the hell you comment so fast
Yess
Approved
16:28 yeah. I'm not one to overshare these me irl meme, but this one hit home.
I’m just here to get you to watch this video again
12:26
Me when someone pulls out a piece of ham: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aw spring allergies absolutely suck. I always just sit there with my nose and eyes suffering at all times
"Mom: these Animals are all so talented"
Worms: most humans are untalented even I can play the saxophone!
I like the profile pic
Yes. Scott would make the best permanent Spider-Man ever. Just don't talk to him about ziplashing.
I can just imagine... "Hey all! Spidey here!"
Nice
2:52 Eyyy! It's my buddies, Kevin CallMe and Rumble Tumble Games!
summer: i wish it were colder
winter: i wish it were warm
spring: i wish i was happy
me: laughs, *realizes it spring*
Edit: I came back to this about a year later and its spring again...
2:20 the book is called "1984" by george orwell, we made a joke with my friends and all of us read it. I dont like reading, at all. This book is spooky.
2:57 can't even explain how much time i would spend trying walk down the roads
I used to have these and I did that when I was little-
"There's an arizona drink jacket?"
"There's an Arizona drink?"
Same, and I live in Arizona!
lmfao
There’s arizona?
T e a
0:26 i cant escape scott. everywhere i go, every thought i think, it’s just scott the woz. Great video, Emkay.
That means you have been blessed by our true savior Gex!
17:51
Me, a raging hamilton fan: 1776- New york city
PARDON ME ARE YOU AARON BU-
Emkay:90 mins!? Me:mortal that not even quarter of how much I spend on a screen” also me: I love sitting on an Computer for 10 hours straight :)”
I hope the computer is okay.
15:29 the "being a black child in the 90s" stat.
13:02 if anyone's looking for an anime to watch, this is called Shirokuma Café (Polar Bear Café). It's a super wholesome anime and it is on Crunchyroll. It deserves a lot more fans than it has.
Summer: I wish it was colder
Winter: I wish it was warmer
Spring: I wish I was happy
Autumn: where did my sanity go I wond- OMG A LEAF THAT'S CRUSTY. TIME FOR A CRUNCH *no crunch* oh- that's why I can't find my sanity ;-;
12:40
*card declines*
“I wasn’t hungry anyway”
0:46 when you are being harassed by your classmate, but you realize that the adults don't believe you
11:31 you're not old. I'm in middle school and this is one of my favorite memories from elementary school.
"Who has their second periods at 6am?"
My school: *laughs menacingly*
Bro how’d you sleep-
IT A GREAT DAY WHEN EMKAY POSTS
Emkay literally posts like every day
Summer: I wish it was colder!
Winter: I wish it was warmer!
Spring: I wish my allergies stopped!
Fall: P E R F E C T I O - No, wait, I still wish it was warmer.
11:40 is when childhood comes running back at your face.
6:07
Man:*spends 90 minutes online*
Me a demon:*spends an entire day eating people*
This whole video was Robin having a mental breakdown
Up top my guy
4:41 Now THIS is some Skylanders type of Logic if i’ve ever seen it. And i WHOLE HARTEDLY APPROVE!!😁👍
meanwhile spring in Michigan:
"I wish the weather would make up it's mind."
Alberta too! I refer to my province as "the russian roulette of weather"
"I wish I were dead."
South dakota:
2:50 Robin doesn't know these two people 😔😔😔
Agreed
"Nooo, not the monkey" I know you saw only a balloon, but these are a dangerous species of bloons
14:16
It's so weird when you hear the busses going past
When Dan the villian and Kevin the needy child appear in a meme video
Kevin the fecker
hail death day
Yes
Where else would the dynamic duo appear?
Finally, I was scouring the comments looking for someone to acknowledge this
PE Teachers often have 3 choices when deciding what to make kids do during class
1. a fun creative activity where everyone including unfit kids want to partake in
2. some kind of sport (either just give them a ball and just have them play it with no instruction or act like their professional players and yell at them when they do bad)
3. do laps and or pushups and sit-ups
guess which ones they pick
After robin gets the goth crocs and Arizona shirt he will be the biggest mix of chad and goth kid ever
11:44 they still use these at *some* schools . They are amazing.
8:47
Ennard: Yeah, I'd rather be in a skin suit then being a burnt spaghetti.
As a lesbian We don't accept Dahmer anywhere in the LGBTQ+ Community
We have to keep him on a leash
He smells like Corpses and Sperm
@@kurinthekitty6842 what..?
@@levihackerman8670
What are you Confused about
Dang Mina
I didn't know you liked this stuff
"Only 90 minutes online? Are you Mormon?"
Me a Mormon, currently working on hour 7: *profuse sweating*
Me, currently on hour 14;
*help.*
RELATABLE THO literally I was like wow that stereotype is just- not it
Lexi has a rhyme, so I made a rhyme for Robin
"What's poppin, I'm Robin!"
“2013 was a peak year for me”
Me: 👁💧👄💧👁
Robin sounds like Brian Vaughn (DND voice actor) on "Mr. Ripper" and seems just as positive. I'm gonna subscribe just for Robin.
14:30 me remembering Damien, HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD
Me as I put fish back into water: HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BREATHE AIR
15:03 that's all fun and games until those clothes that start fitting start becoming too small
I'm freaking mormon and when you said "Is he mormon?" I felt like you were trying to attack me personally.
I'm also mormon lol I spend like 7 hours a day online 😬
Lol in the 90s my parents might have been like that but i still love them, they chilled after i built my own computer
@@nebulan hey that's cool! !
6:32
r/woooosh time,but this might save someone's pc -
If such thing happens ALWAYS,aka your pc starts to work faster when task manager is on,congratulations,you have a 80% chance to have few crypto miners that steal your ram and cpu. This is a sort of really good stealth defence,when you open a task manager,miner virus instantly closes itself and gives back your resources. Take a GOOOOOD note on theese words
Robin: says 1776.
Me: Aaron Birr sir playing in the back of my head ". _ . "