good to know that I successfully fired that 3rd intern brain cell and have returned to just having my senior, absolute dumbass 2 brain cells who took way too long to even realize this shit till I read this. it's amazing I can still differentiate between deadly tide pods and oreos.
The "eventually they'll stop apriciating it" thing doesn't apply to me. Every time my girlfriend tells me she loves me I curl up into a ball and smile my worries away.
10:27 they die if: - it's a bit too dry - it's a bit too wet - it's a bit too close to the window - it's a bit too far from the window - the ph is a bit too high - the ph is a bit too low - it feels like it
oh i thought he needed the onions so he could start crying but started crying anyways so he didn't need them anymore. but now I know about ctrl+x so thats a plus
As someone who works in retail, the mask under the nose thing isn't always a choice. Sometimes it slips down while you're talking and you get too busy to notice. There have been times where it has almost gotten down to my mouth before I realised, "oh shit, I need to pull my mask up."
Ok but deadass, getting your first bed frame is such a huge achievement. I can’t tell you how happy my parents were when they decided to splurge on a wooden bed frame and matching end tables? God they were so hyped. They were in their 50s
I used to have the oh golden ninja mini fig but I was young and now it’s a hunk of chewed dusty broken and dented piece of golden plastic, reality hurts man
Damn bro that sucks, did u get the Ninjago Legacy Gold Ninja? I would get it but Idk where to put it in my small Ninjago diorama because it mainly consists of Season 12 sets
I had one that came with a dragon that shot green balls, but I stepped on the figurine. Not only did the arm crack, the hand got stuck inside my foot :(
For my knowledge about Emkay after watching various videos of them,I’ve concluded that Robin is basically the personality traits of a supervillain if it was in real life.
Her: He's probably thinking of other women. Him: Since the Nether is located below and sealed away from the overworld, was Minecraft 1.16 technically a cave update?
You know, every time I see a meme about going back to the water I remember that I have more neanderthal genes than most, which I think means that I'm more closely related to the ancestral fish, which explains my love of being in water. I think it might also explain my adhd
5:05 one of my teachers was 60 years old and told us if we couldn't find anything when doing research to check the second page, and if nothing was there, check the third page, and so on. She wouldn't do anything else, just tell us to research and site our sources. To make it worse, we couldn't use wikipedia, or any news outlets, as they were "Opinions and not facts" so while we were looking through the first page looking for good sources, we would ask for help, she would tell us to check other pages (that are full of news, mind you) and wouldn't say anything else. Needless to say she was the least favorite teacher.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 232 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
At 5:30 I thought of a great description and unique. Your eyes are just a simple complement towards the fabulous landscape of your personality. Your lips don't need makeup for them to be able to be kissed. I came up with that in 3-5 minutes, a specialty of mine is complements.
1:59 happened to me in 7th grade. We were learning about volume in math & we were talking about the volume of a pyramid & I'm the only one who said one 3rd of a cube
3:14 Y’all know when the Emkay editors add the reminder to subscribe and turn on notifications. They are actually unsubscribing, before you subscribe the button is red, once you do subscribe it turn gray, so by Emkay clicking the *gray* button and it turning *red* they actually are telling you to un-subscribe.
14:14 For me and an entire discord server, we say "wall" as a synonym for "awesome" or "nice". For example, "Minecraft wall" means "Minecraft is awesome".
14:23 I started calling brownies “Movies” and now I will never get over it Like, can someone please stop me, I’ve almost asked for a slice of movie too many times and I need to stop
YES!!!! that one about the weather at 14:25... when i tell someone i really don't like sun and summer weather and instead i like the gloomy and foggy days with grey clouds and occasional rain they get either really concerned for me or they say that I'm just trying to be "edgy" and that i'm lying because "nobody likes weather like this" but i seriously get such a rush of happiness and energy (which is fekin rare in my life), for me it's embodiment of peace
Man I love waking up to those rainy days. Specially when it's raining real hard I'm just kind of want to like sit and just chill and enjoy the day for a little bit.
I have decided that, when I am old enough, I am going to live in the woods by myself and not have to worry about the rest of humanity or their problems.
As a mom, I can tell you, we don’t have to search for issues. Although mine are cleaning based. I’m a cleaner at the end of the day that’s not what I want to come home to. I pray maybe one day, I will come home and just be at peace. You know I’m not asking for an overhaul, but if I came home and noticed it was at least tidied, it would be such a huge relief. I am overwhelmed, I’m stressed, I just want the people I love with, love, respect, always think of, always ensuring everyone’s needs are met. I don’t even want something done for myself, just don’t want to have to come home and feel like I haven’t left work
The birthday song begin sung over and over again is actual hell, especially for me as a lil kid Because whenever it was my birthday when I was little and people sung happy birthday to me, I’d start crying right then and there
1:59 Actually happened to me once. The smart kid's answer was against mine so I thought I was actually incorrect, until the teacher told us the answer.
15:55 holy hell finally someone who understands me, this shit gets me so scared and i don't even have a car so whenever i have to get someone to drive me somewhere i have to think about me surviving such accident and being scarred for life by witnessing a driver's head being fucking pierced through by a giant tree log, this fear is so irrational but i will probably never get rid of it entirely, screw you final destination franchise for giving me stupid phobias like in that same movie a woman got her eye burnt through during a laser surgery, which cannot even hypothetically happen but still got me anxious as hell when i tried to support my friend on her eye surgery i wish everyone involved in the process of making these movies to be charged with tax fraud and be sent to jail but by the time charges were proven false and it all turned out to be a mistake on the account of stupid government they already served their sentence and the story got too little attention to give them enough justice and they will not be able to create anything anymore because of how traumatized this judicial hell and incarceration got them
2:38 Joke is he does CTRL+X, which is cut. He cut the onions, which is why he's crying
Fuck you beat me to it.
OH
I know! Robin didn't get the joke.
I thought it was cos he looked like the "0-3 sad onion" you see on toy packaging...
good to know that I successfully fired that 3rd intern brain cell and have returned to just having my senior, absolute dumbass 2 brain cells who took way too long to even realize this shit till I read this. it's amazing I can still differentiate between deadly tide pods and oreos.
when someone asks "how its going" i say "existing" and i laugh internally about how concerned that makes my peers feel
U sir are a monster
LMAO SAME
In my country answering the question “how’s life going?” with “it’s passing?” is perfectly normal.
Glad I'm not the only one who responds like that 😅
One of my favorite replies is "like a cloud on a day with completely clear skies!" non-existent. nearly.
The "eventually they'll stop apriciating it" thing doesn't apply to me. Every time my girlfriend tells me she loves me I curl up into a ball and smile my worries away.
Damn, lucky you got a girlfriend. Still single
Same, my heart go 💓💗💖💘💝💕
Bro that feeling never goes away
@@flaytrak1719just wait
I wish I could relate to that feeling
Lexi: what's up sexy I'm Lexi
Robin: welcome back ladies and gentlemen
Jack: *RANDOM BULLSHIT GO*
Don't read the replies it's a warzone
why is lexi
like that.........................
@@turfyjeffowup1361 like what?
@@turfyjeffowup1361 Because she’s a nice person??
W.t.f
@@welpxdlol wtf
"Everyone's special, Dash."
"That's just another way of saying no one is."
best pixar quote
MY GOD IT'S A BROCCOLI
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@@tankmannf1204 how about you shut up
@@ProficiencyDeficiency no
Me: **watching an EmKay video**
**emkay uploads**
Me: shut up emkay, im watching emkay.
*PARADOX, PARADOX*
I am going to ruin 69 likes
Mmmmm k
why do i find this relatable
JacobPLAYZgt Gaming the Emkay emkay pardox
7:05 The fact he didn't realise the Mr Brightside reference is extremely yet mildly infuriating
Pain
i was hoping someone else would notice this
Yeah pain
mr shoreside
10:27 they die if:
- it's a bit too dry
- it's a bit too wet
- it's a bit too close to the window
- it's a bit too far from the window
- the ph is a bit too high
- the ph is a bit too low
- it feels like it
But they love cracks in concrete!
Ever get that chest pain and hope it's a heart attack, then realize you're 15 and can't get out of life that easily
All the time, except now I’m 16, one year closer to death.
Can’t wait
@@tankmannf1204 h
F don’t hurt yourself
@@brethebird3148 NO.
Happened today actually (without the wanting to die part)
Ctrl+x cuts something, he cut the onions and when you cut onions it makes you cry,so that why you could see it crying in the last frame
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Ok I actually didnt realize that thanks lol
ohh
@@tankmannf1204 no
oh i thought he needed the onions so he could start crying but started crying anyways so he didn't need them anymore. but now I know about ctrl+x so thats a plus
Public service announcement for the cat at 1:52
A lot of people see this as funny but this is what cats usually do when they have a headache!
As someone who works in retail, the mask under the nose thing isn't always a choice. Sometimes it slips down while you're talking and you get too busy to notice. There have been times where it has almost gotten down to my mouth before I realised, "oh shit, I need to pull my mask up."
fun fact :
the random chest pains you get ? yeah , linked to mass anxiety !!
another thing to be paranoid about ,,, wait
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Oh no
Not necessarily
Ok but deadass, getting your first bed frame is such a huge achievement. I can’t tell you how happy my parents were when they decided to splurge on a wooden bed frame and matching end tables? God they were so hyped. They were in their 50s
Men: women cant control their feelings!
Also men: forced women into a specific dress code because men can control their feelings.
11:54 you could say the person who made the meme really dedicated their heart to it huh- and whoever drew eren like that deserves a metal
Me_irl is getting more depressing as the years go by...
just like life.....
Yep
Months*
The people are
r/Me_irl
The fact that I can relate to so many of these helps me understand how truly unimportant my life is.
"you had me in the first half, not gonna lie."
Bruh same
More like unspecial rather than unimportant imo
5:00
*welcome to french*
Person 1: _“Ça va?”_
Person 2: _”Ça va.”_
2:48, He doesn't have enough stamina to RUN. HE IS ALREADY DEAD
"Dies between concrete replicas thinking they are its family"... ok... i dont know how i can recover from this
Apparently we come to internet to cry so much that our personal life would look like a utopia.
You cant! Because your dead
dont feel bad...Because a gallon of milk will make you feel better
@@asmodean7239 oooh.. i like tgis view
@@MeLoNarXo True!
I used to have the oh golden ninja mini fig but I was young and now it’s a hunk of chewed dusty broken and dented piece of golden plastic, reality hurts man
Damn bro that sucks, did u get the Ninjago Legacy Gold Ninja? I would get it but Idk where to put it in my small Ninjago diorama because it mainly consists of Season 12 sets
@@Delta21OnYT I had the legacy one, it was bright shiny, and came with a massive dragon
I thought you had a tiny ninja fruit for a sec. Figs have very poor agility.
@@mr.meatball6549 the overlord dragon? I don't remember exactly but it has to be that one the golden dragon from legacy was small af
I had one that came with a dragon that shot green balls, but I stepped on the figurine. Not only did the arm crack, the hand got stuck inside my foot :(
2:25
He looks like shaggy if he got a retirement and bought drugs
For my knowledge about Emkay after watching various videos of them,I’ve concluded that Robin is basically the personality traits of a supervillain if it was in real life.
14:40 Welcome to Oregon, where we have a gloomy, overcast skies and pouring rain for 9 months of the year
That sounds great
Don’t forget the 5 minutes of sun followed by 5 minutes of rain before going back to sun
A are you alright there?
@@ahstiasummers5583 of course
@@zapthewarrior7577 not really
Her: He's probably thinking of other women.
Him: Since the Nether is located below and sealed away from the overworld, was Minecraft 1.16 technically a cave update?
Oh sh-
I-
this gave me an existential crisis
That joke died along with the announcement of the cave update.
@@dinoxman8584 double cave update
4:08 that's the free reddit award- you get one every 24hrs so you can award posts and not have to buy them
“I thought you meant a tap hahaha.”
This guy definitely was the dad who made dad jokes. 😂😂
grey, dark, and everything smells like the oncoming rain.
It's raining right know where I am
@@kelsieporter6597 You in dc? Been raining and stormy for 4 days
@@escapefr0mslender no,I live in Indianola,Iowa
How is this related to the video at all?
@@thelocalnecromancer1224 one of the memes was about the weather being grey and dark
The happy birthday song is the most awkward thing ever, no one knows what to do when they are singing to you. . .
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@@tankmannf1204 WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT, THATS DISGUSTING, ANYONE SEEING THIS, YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED BUT DO NOT CLICK IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
@@nasamustard2659 I agree with both of your comments
But.... _WHY!?_
ABSOLUTELY AGREE.
It is a shit video in more ways than one. Listen to this person here y'all, they tell the truth.
“I’m crusading but the cru and ing are silent”
That hit me man
You know, every time I see a meme about going back to the water I remember that I have more neanderthal genes than most, which I think means that I'm more closely related to the ancestral fish, which explains my love of being in water. I think it might also explain my adhd
No one talking about how he did the BEST Baymax impression? It's perfect
timestamp
thank u 4 pointing this out you amazing
4:17 this is from the movie “you again” and its the best movie of all time idk why no one has heard of it.
4:25 hurt man....
Me: How’s it going?
Depressed guy: it’s going.
Me: How’s it going?
Math teacher: What’s going? Apples? Bananas?
Me: No. Speed of AK47 Bullets at you
What's going? gorillas? maybe your lungs?
insane guy: I can’t remember
@@ninagrosh the knife inside your organs
@@voidsoul8373 Jesus fucking Christ I guess you really hate math
4:40 hits so hard. I can think of only LEGO as an exception, but maybe there are some others.
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Don't click on the link
@@kelsieporter6597
Already have...
So... how much regret do you have 1/10
@@PerovNigma Do you mind telling me where did the link lead you to?
8:50 Awwww
this part made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂 9:36 "this is a panic"
14:00 Me introducing literally anyone to the drug trip that is Agents of Shield.
Love that show but I haven’t finished it yet
@@brethebird3148 Good luck to you, it gets real brain screwy in the last couple seasons.
Especially 6x3.
@@kathradyne6801 it ends at season 7 right?
@@brethebird3148 ye
"You worry about leaving a better planet for our kids, how about leaving better kids for our planet?" - Tom McDonald
how about we leave a better planet for the kids and better kids for the planet
Mate, that's the best quote I've heard in years
0:46 okay well now I'm sad
5:05 one of my teachers was 60 years old and told us if we couldn't find anything when doing research to check the second page, and if nothing was there, check the third page, and so on. She wouldn't do anything else, just tell us to research and site our sources. To make it worse, we couldn't use wikipedia, or any news outlets, as they were "Opinions and not facts" so while we were looking through the first page looking for good sources, we would ask for help, she would tell us to check other pages (that are full of news, mind you) and wouldn't say anything else. Needless to say she was the least favorite teacher.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 232 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Yes
YES
Geear itdea
Yes
YAS
"Got killed again huh cat"
God: fine here's your 10th chance don't waste it
3 months later
The cat: I'm sorry but the shark was super friendly!
God: *sigh*
Cat: PLEASE!
God: fine..
5 months later..
Cat: *I'M SO SORRY!! THE EAGLE LOOKED NICE!!*
cat : but I thought I saw a bird inside that volcano
O.O
ok stop dying
eat this bolw of totem of undying
"second strongest to some orange dude"
Bulbasaur: *am I a joke to you*
The manhwa at 6:05 is called “Her Summon” and I would recommend reading it if you’re into manhwa.
Fun fact: physics in university here is like a competition for the most wtf exercice.
“Sorry, everyone that’s not an American. Yeah yeah, it’s expensive.”
Me who lives in Canada: *visible confusion*
At 5:30 I thought of a great description and unique. Your eyes are just a simple complement towards the fabulous landscape of your personality. Your lips don't need makeup for them to be able to be kissed. I came up with that in 3-5 minutes, a specialty of mine is complements.
1:18 I didn’t know grandpa got put in hell.
1:45 nice Wes Johnson impression there.
14:33
yes, but that is great just in the summer. having heavy clouds over your head in snowless winter all the time is awful
"you know he's a super-soldier right?"
Yeah, but his main is an indestructible frisbee
One moment of silence for the man with the best laugh ever
1:59 happened to me in 7th grade. We were learning about volume in math & we were talking about the volume of a pyramid & I'm the only one who said one 3rd of a cube
3:14
Y’all know when the Emkay editors add the reminder to subscribe and turn on notifications. They are actually unsubscribing, before you subscribe the button is red, once you do subscribe it turn gray, so by Emkay clicking the *gray* button and it turning *red* they actually are telling you to un-subscribe.
02:40
The joke is that he’s cutting the word “onions” out of the document. Cutting onions makes you cry.
14:20 man the Great British Bake Off was such a good show
4:55 who else had this figure when they where kids and didnt know that it was rare?
I lost mine ._. I’m sad now I lost it when I was 7 9 years ago
I still have it, It's rare? I got it as a lego dimensions figure lol
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Never got that set
Ninjago was probably a lot of people's childhoods. I still have a small season 4 and 5 book somewhere.
8:59 I thought they meant the food, so I was trying to find where it was. Then I realized, they were talking about a cat
Quotes out of context:
"That extra half an ounce is a big deal, okay?"
14:14 For me and an entire discord server, we say "wall" as a synonym for "awesome" or "nice". For example, "Minecraft wall" means "Minecraft is awesome".
14:23 I started calling brownies “Movies” and now I will never get over it
Like, can someone please stop me, I’ve almost asked for a slice of movie too many times and I need to stop
well if you ask for a slice of film then that makes sense
edit: "splice" makes a bit more sense
2:56 like a great philosopher say "Even in debt I still serve"
YES!!!! that one about the weather at 14:25... when i tell someone i really don't like sun and summer weather and instead i like the gloomy and foggy days with grey clouds and occasional rain they get either really concerned for me or they say that I'm just trying to be "edgy" and that i'm lying because "nobody likes weather like this" but i seriously get such a rush of happiness and energy (which is fekin rare in my life), for me it's embodiment of peace
This sub reddit is just people calling out each other and I love it
Edit: worm 🪱
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I love your pfp
@@Number1Charlie awe! Thank you!! Yours is quite cute aswell
@@T0asty_Bear Thank you! Did you draw your pfp?
@@Number1Charlie lol sadly no!
Man I love waking up to those rainy days. Specially when it's raining real hard I'm just kind of want to like sit and just chill and enjoy the day for a little bit.
I’m crusading as well
I live in spain but the a is silent
"turns into a chopa"
swas swas swas swas swas
RETAKE THE HOLY LAND
@@SirBroccolingtonIII LET US RETAKE THE HOLY LAND
@@priscillaayusrirezeki6901 THE HOLYY LANDDDDD
Glad we can all be crusading
2:05 this actually happened to me in reading I was so happy.
This happened to me multiple times in math.
I have decided that, when I am old enough, I am going to live in the woods by myself and not have to worry about the rest of humanity or their problems.
the emkay art for this is really pretty
4:49 MY MAN me and my brother used to watch that as little kids you have my attention
Me and my little sister STILL watch Lego Ninjago!
That weird snarl/snort noise to replace the swear words made me laugh every time. XD
I think it's a burp.
8:18 ooooh i'm lightend by the blind
Bruh underrated i legit died and came back to life
I read this in a voice of a person I forgot the name of- i know she sounds like she's out of breath all the time
4:48 Holy shit, i still have my golden ninja minifigure
1:34 I like how the cake changes in size ever image
5:26 I'VE SEEN THIS MEME 5 TIMES NOW
14:34
The baymax voice was spot on!
0:35
It would teahnically be his mother being wholesome.
7:23 that just made me sad i was waiting for more fake lyrics
7:04 I'm not a joke, jokes have a reason to exist.
Dude, are you ok? :'
As a mom, I can tell you, we don’t have to search for issues.
Although mine are cleaning based.
I’m a cleaner at the end of the day that’s not what I want to come home to.
I pray maybe one day, I will come home and just be at peace.
You know I’m not asking for an overhaul, but if I came home and noticed it was at least tidied, it would be such a huge relief.
I am overwhelmed, I’m stressed, I just want the people I love with, love, respect, always think of, always ensuring everyone’s needs are met. I don’t even want something done for myself, just don’t want to have to come home and feel like I haven’t left work
I love thunder storms and cloudy days, especially on warm days and the breeze is just right before the storm and during it.
*stuttering* “the rug is wrinkled!”
*“WE DONT HAVE A RUG”*
1:35 looks like a rotisserie chicken
that last post almost genuinely almost made me cry
The birthday song begin sung over and over again is actual hell, especially for me as a lil kid
Because whenever it was my birthday when I was little and people sung happy birthday to me, I’d start crying right then and there
Ok but the cat having an existential crisis in the fridge is fricking adorable.
The first one is deep as heck
😔😔😔😔😔😔
Are you 14 by any chance?
@@Jordan-xx9ux Pretty sure it's satire, but you never know.
@@SirBroccolingtonIII my comment was also satire.
7:13 , its a song reference, mr brightside by 'the killers' (chorus is what im referring to)
1:59 Actually happened to me once. The smart kid's answer was against mine so I thought I was actually incorrect, until the teacher told us the answer.
Robin not getting the Mr Brightside joke hurt me so much
i'm exhausted but i'm watching because it's one of my favourite narrators doing one of my favourite subreddits so sleep can wait for a bit
when its been so long that you dont have to use your dissapeared dads id to buy beer
2:33 it took me a Second to realise he cut the onions
"there really is a lot of excitement in the shower if your clumsy"
Idk why but this has me laughing so hard
15:55 holy hell finally someone who understands me, this shit gets me so scared and i don't even have a car so whenever i have to get someone to drive me somewhere i have to think about me surviving such accident and being scarred for life by witnessing a driver's head being fucking pierced through by a giant tree log, this fear is so irrational but i will probably never get rid of it entirely, screw you final destination franchise for giving me stupid phobias like in that same movie a woman got her eye burnt through during a laser surgery, which cannot even hypothetically happen but still got me anxious as hell when i tried to support my friend on her eye surgery i wish everyone involved in the process of making these movies to be charged with tax fraud and be sent to jail but by the time charges were proven false and it all turned out to be a mistake on the account of stupid government they already served their sentence and the story got too little attention to give them enough justice and they will not be able to create anything anymore because of how traumatized this judicial hell and incarceration got them
oh my god
I read all of that
10:40 I literally listen to violin covers while
I’m in the shower
I don’t know why but I do
I am watching this while doing virtual school it has made my day better
"I like it when it's stormy." Cleary you don't work outside.